User:Lollerkeet

Hello. My name is Benjamin Newman.

I have decided not to fill this page up with boxes and templates and coloured text. If I wanted a myspace page I would get one.

I have no interest in dedicating time to improve wikipedia - too many people already do so, and seem to consider various articles their turf. Let them have it. Hopefully they will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes, and wikipedia will live up to its great potential.

Until then, the wisdom of crowds will be limited by the neurosis of individuals. And I will only do what I am in the mood to. Philanthropy is for those with too much already.