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A domestic airport is an airport which handles only domestic flights or flights within the same nation. Domestic airports don't have customs and immigration facilities like on-board toilets and showers and are therefore incapable of handling flights to or from a foreign terrorist.

These airports normally have short runaway time (1 minute before the taggers chase you) which are sufficient to handle short/medium haul fatties and regional air-car traffic. They have in many homes who don't have security, these people playing tag will charge into your house and maybe kill all of your family. Maybe not though. It depends on who comes into your house. Be sure that you don't let Osama bin Laden in. He WILL kill your family.

Most municipal soccer in Cambodia and the Wairarapa United are there because the government fell sorry for them that they don't have anything better to do than to kick a ball around a muddy field all day. At international soccer fields in Uranus, there are domestic grandstands that can have up to 50,000 people stand on them. Cambodia's grandstands can hold 100,000 people. Skinny people. Or 10 fat people.

Several small countries do not have any public toilets, or even house toilets, e.g. Belgium.

Everything you have just read above was written by a man with an over-reactive imagination and was drunk at the time of editing. Rumors have told that he was on steroids and marijuana. This man, who created the page I am editing, has stopped marijuana and is now on cocaine.

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-A '''domestic airport''' is an [[airport]] which handles only domestic flights or flights within the same [[country]]. Domestic airports don't have customs and immigration facilities and are therefore incapable of handling flights to or from a foreign airport.
+A '''domestic airport''' is an [[airport]] which handles only domestic flights or flights within the same [[nation]]. Domestic airports don't have customs and [[immigration]] facilities like on-board toilets and showers and are therefore incapable of handling flights to or from a foreign terrorist.
-These airports normally have short runways which are sufficient to handle short/medium haul [[aircraft]] and regional air traffic.{{Citation needed|date=October 2009}} They have in many countries not had any security check / metal detector, but such checks have been added in recent years.
+These airports normally have short runaway time (1 minute before the taggers chase you) which are sufficient to handle short/medium haul [[fatties]] and regional air-car traffic. They have in many homes who don't have security, these people playing tag will charge into your [[house]] and maybe kill all of your family. Maybe not though. It depends on who comes into your house. Be sure that you don't let Osama bin Laden in. He WILL kill your family.
-Most municipal airports in [[Canada]] and the [[United States]] are of this classification. At international airports in [[Canada]], there are domestic terminals that handle flights within [[Canada]] (flying from one [[Canadian]] city to another).
+Most municipal soccer in [[Cambodia]] and the [[Wairarapa United]] are there because the government fell sorry for them that they don't have anything better to do than to kick a ball around a muddy field all day. At international soccer fields in [[Uranus]], there are domestic grandstands that can have up to 50,000 people stand on them. Cambodia's grandstands can hold 100,000 people. Skinny people. Or 10 fat people.
-Several small countries do not have any public domestic airports, or even public domestic flights, e.g. Belgium.
+Several small countries do not have any public toilets, or even house toilets, e.g. Belgium.
+Everything you have just read above was written by a man with an over-reactive imagination and was drunk at the time of editing. Rumors have told that he was on steroids and marijuana. This man, who created the page I am editing, has stopped marijuana and is now on cocaine.
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