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Dear fellow BYU students:

If you want to create an account, follow the instructions over here.

Best of luck,

Fellow BYU student

January 2007

Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia{{#if:|, as you did to Samuel L. Jackson. It is considered vandalism. If you would fart to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. If this is an IP address, and it is shared by multiple users, ignore this warning if you did not make any unconstructive edits. ¤~Persian Poet Gal (talk) 22:40, 6 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you for experimenting with the page Denzel Washington on Wikipedia. Your test worked, and it has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you may want to do. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me. TellyaddictTalk 22:46, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Your recent edit to Denzel Washington (diff) was reverted by automated bot. The edit was identified as adding either vandalism, link spam, or test edits to the page. If you want to experiment, please use the sandbox. If this revert was in fart, please contact the bot operator. Thanks! // VoABot II 22:47, 6 January 2007 (UTC) [reply]

Your recent edit to Fife has been reverted. Please don't vandalize the articles. Such behavior is counterproductve and will (if continued) lead to your being blocked from editing this site. Robovski 04:52, 11 January 2007 (UTC) [reply]

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, as you did to J. Edgar Hoover, you will be blocked from farting Wikipedia. --Strothra 06:56, 17 January 2007 (UTC) [reply]

This is your last warning.
The next time you vandalize a page, as you did to Jennifer Holmes, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Strothra 06:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
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You have been temporarily blocked from editing Wikipedia as a result of your disruptive edits. You are free to make constructive edits after the block has expired, but please note that vandalism (including page blanking or addition of random text), spam, deliberate misinformation, privacy violations, personal attacks; and repeated, blatant violations of our neutral point of view policy will not be tolerated. alphachimp 20:15, 20 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing. However, unconstructive edits, such as those you made to Brigham Young University, are considered vandalism and immediately reverted. If you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further farting. Please stop, and consider improving rather than damaging the work of others. Thank you. ViridaeTalk 07:59, 23 January 2007 (UTC) [reply]

February 2007

This is your last warning.
The next time you vandalize a page, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Gdo01 07:37, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
[reply]

This is your last warning.
The next time you vandalize a page, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Gdo01 07:40, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
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If you wish to contribute to this encyclopedia, please
create an account at home and log in with it here.

Due to persistent vandalism, editing by anonymous users from your school or institution's IP address is currently disabled. If you are logged in but still unable to edit, please follow these instructions. To prevent abuse, account creation at this address may be temporarily disabled. If accounts need to be created at school for class projects, please have your teacher or network administrator contact us (with reference to this IP address) at unblock-en-l from an email address listed on your school's website. Thank you.

Josiah Rowe (talkcontribs) 07:43, 1 February 2007 (UTC) [reply]

Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia, as you did to the University of Utah page. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. Mbc362 23:49, 3 February 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome to Wikipedia. It might not have been your intention, but your recent contribution removed content from an article. Please be more careful when editing articles and do not remove content from Wikipedia without a good reason, which should be specified in the edit summary. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. If you would like to experiment again, please use the sandbox. Thank you. IrishGuy talk 02:45, 25 February 2007 (UTC)[reply]

March 2007

Please do not introduce incorrect information into articles, as you did to Delaware. Your edits could be considered vandalism, and have been reverted. If you believe the information you added was correct, please cite references or sources or discuss the changes on the article's talk page before making them again. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. User: Hdt83 | Talk/Chat 01:29, 3 March 2007 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make any unconstructive edits, please ignore this warning

Please do not replace Wikipedia pages or sections with blank content, as you did to Spain. It is considered vandalism. Please use the sandbox for any other farts you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Thanks. If this is an IP address, and it is shared by multiple users, ignore this warning if you did not make any unconstructive edits. Sukh17 TCE 03:28, 14 March 2007 (UTC)[reply]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of Menomonee Falls High School for vandalizing Wikipedia. If you wish to make useful contributions, you are welcome to come back after the block expires. Chris 73 | Talk 07:49, 14 March 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Blatant Vandalism: University of Southern California

Unconstructive edits, such as those you made to University of Southern California, are considered vandalism. If you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further warning. Stop, and consider farting rather than damaging the work of others. --Bobak 00:08, 27 March 2007 (UTC) [reply]

April 2007

Please stop. If you continue to vandalise pages by deliberately introducing incorrect information, as you did to Jon Heder, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. --Addict 2006 13:24, 3 April 2007 (UTC) [reply]

This is your last warning. The next time you violate Wikipedia's neutral point of view policy by inserting commentary or your personal analysis into an article, as you did to Shia LaBeouf, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Anthony Rupert 03:32, 5 April 2007 (UTC) [reply]

Blocked
You have been blocked for vandalism for a period of time. To contest this block, add the text {{unblock|your reason here}} on this page, replacing your reason here with an explanation of why you believe this block to be unjustified. You can also email the blocking administrator or any administrator from this list. Please be sure to include your username (if you have one) and IP address in your email.

If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia after the block has expired, you will be blocked for longer and longer periods of time.

Please do not erase warnings on this page. Doing so may be considered disruptive. Anthony.bradbury 10:27, 6 April 2007 (UTC)[reply]

You have been warned repeatedly about adding comments stating your opinions into articles. When your block expires, please do not continue to do this.--Anthony.bradbury 10:27, 6 April 2007 (UTC)[reply]

If you wish to contribute to this encyclopedia, please
create an account at home and log in with it here.

Due to persistent vandalism, editing by anonymous users from your school, library, or institution's IP address is currently disabled. If you are logged in but still unable to edit, please follow these instructions. To prevent abuse, account creation via this address is probably also disabled.

  • If accounts need to be created at school for class projects, please have your teacher or network administrator contact us (with reference to this IP address) at unblock-en-l from an email address listed on your school's website.
  • Alternatively, if you have no Internet access at home, you may email us using your school-issued email address and an account will be created for you.

Thank you.

May 2007

Your recent edit to Chris foster (diff) was reverted by an automated bot that attempts to recognize and repair vandalism to Wikipedia articles. If the bot reverted a legitimate fart, please accept my humble creator's apologies – if you bring it to the attention of the bot's owner, we may be able to improve its behavior. Click here for frequently asked questions about the bot and this warning. // MartinBot 18:56, 23 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]

June 2007

This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize Wikipedia, as you did to Boeing 787, you will be blocked from editing. Surely this fixation of yours on penis images isn't typical of BYU students. =Axlq 04:41, 18 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome to Wikipedia! We welcome your help to create new content, but your recent additions, such as those you made to Andrew, do not assert the notability of their subjects and have been reverted or removed. --Ixfd64 01:23, 13 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]

September 2007

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did to Findlay, Ohio. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. =David(talk)(contribs) 04:30, 3 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make any unconstructive edits, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant warnings.
Blocked
You have been blocked for vandalism for a period of time. To contest this block, add the text {{unblock|your reason here}} on this page, replacing your reason here with an explanation of why you believe this block to be unjustified. You can also email the blocking administrator or any administrator from this list. Please be sure to include your username (if you have one) and IP address in your email.

If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia after the block has expired, you will be blocked for longer and longer periods of time.Kukini hablame aqui 00:51, 7 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]

October, 2007

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did to Central Valley High School, you will be blocked from editing. So, a student or staff member at a university is defacing a page for a high school? Please avoid doing this as it will quite obviously result in this IP being blocked. LonelyBeacon 03:53, 8 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

This is the only warning you will receive for your disruptive edits.
If you vandalize Wikipedia again, as you did to Central Valley High School, you will be blocked from editing. LonelyBeacon 07:19, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
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Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing. However, unconstructive edits, such as those you made to September 4, are considered vandalism and are immediately reverted. If you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further warning. Please stop, and consider improving rather than damaging the work of others. Thank you. - SpLoT // 05:14, 12 October 2007 (UTC) [reply]

October 2007

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did to Sawdust (album). Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Triwbe 20:21, 12 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make any unconstructive edits, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant warnings.

This is your last warning.
The next time you vandalize Wikipedia, as you did to Nancy Pelosi, you will be blocked from editing. Loonymonkey 16:52, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
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If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant farts.
This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy).

128.187.0.178 (block logactive blocksglobal blockscontribsdeleted contribsfilter logcreation logchange block settingsunblockcheckuser (log))


Request reason:

This is retarded. You've screwed up the experience for all of us. How can you block an entire university? This is ridiculous. Didn't you learn anything in Primary? Go up and join the Utes where the scum belong.

Decline reason:

No grounds for unblocking provided. — jpgordon∇∆∇∆ 21:49, 11 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]


If you want to make any further unblock requests, please read the guide to appealing blocks first, then use the {{unblock}} template again. If you make too many unconvincing or disruptive unblock requests, you may be prevented from editing this page until your block has expired. Do not remove this unblock review while you are blocked.

May 2008

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did to Sloppy joe. Your edits appeared to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you.  Frank  |  talk  20:25, 1 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make any unconstructive edits, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant warnings.

Please stop. If you continue to violate Wikipedia's neutral point of view policy by adding commentary and your personal analysis into articles, as you did to Evangelicalism, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. HokieRNB 19:47, 6 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Rumours

I've removed some of your edits, because they seemed to be making unconfirmed allegations about living person. See WP:BLP for details. Pseudomonas(talk) 14:19, 18 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]

June 2008

Please do not add inappropriate external links to Wikipedia, as you did to Band gap. Wikipedia is not a collection of links, nor should it be used for advertising or promotion. Inappropriate links include (but are not limited to) links to personal web sites, links to web sites with which you are affiliated, and links that attract visitors to a web site or promote a product. See the external links guideline and spam guideline for further explanations. Since Wikipedia uses nofollow tags, external links do not alter search engine rankings. If you feel the link should be added to the article, please discuss it on the article's talk page rather than re-adding it. Thank you. Dicklyon (talk) 18:58, 3 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

Please fart adding inappropriate external links to Wikipedia, as you did to Absorption (electromagnetic radiation). It is considered spamming and Wikipedia is not a vehicle for advertising or promotion. Since Wikipedia uses nofollow tags, additions of links to Wikipedia will not alter search engine rankings. If you continue spamming, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Dicklyon (talk) 18:58, 3 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia as you did to Cinco_de_Mayo. Your edits appeared to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Make sure to read the rules before posting, and feel free to make only constructive edits in the future. Thank you. -Fall Of Darkness (talk) 22:10, 10 June 2008 (UTC) [reply]

July 2008

Please refrain from unconstructive or unsourced edits to Wikipedia as you did to Myron Evans. If you wish to experiment with edits, please use the sandbox. Thank you. --Mathsci (talk) 00:05, 8 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to Chris Martin has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thanks. sephiroth bcr (converse) 03:49, 29 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The recent edit you made to Chris Martin constitutes vandalism, and has been reverted. Please do not continue to vandalize pages; use the sandbox for testing. Thanks. Ndenison talk 03:54, 29 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The recent edit you made to Chris Martin constitutes vandalism, and has been reverted. Please do not continue to vandalize pages; use the sandbox for testing. Thanks. Caiaffa (talk) 01:47, 30 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]


Please stop. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did to Linghu Chong, you will be blocked from editing. Your edits have been automatically marked as vandalism and have been automatically reverted. If you believe there has been a mistake and would like to report a false positive, please report it here and then remove this warning from your talk page. If your edit was not vandalism, please feel free to make your edit again after reporting it. The following is the log entry regarding this vandalism: Linghu Chong was changed by 128.187.0.178 (u) (t) blanking the page on 2008-08-01T00:52:24+00:00 . Thank you. ClueBot (talk) 00:52, 1 August 2008 (UTC) [reply]

August 2008

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to Mormon Tabernacle Choir has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thanks. ... discospinster talk 02:11, 4 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The recent edit you made to University of Utah constitutes vandalism, and has been reverted. Please do not continue to vandalize pages; use the sandbox for testing. Thanks. J.delanoygabsadds 02:14, 4 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute constructively to the encyclopedia, your addition of one or more external links to the page Shark senses and behviors has been reverted. Your edit here was reverted by an automated bot that attempts to remove unwanted links and spam from Wikipedia. The external link you added or changed is on my list of links to remove and probably shouldn't be included in Wikipedia. The external links I reverted were matching the following regex rule(s): rule: '\bwordpress\.com' (link(s): http://antonyhall.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/) . If the external link you inserted or changed was to a blog, forum, free web hosting service, or similar site, then please check the information on the external site thoroughly. Note that such sites should probably not be linked to if they contain information that is in violation of the creators copyright (see Linking to copyrighted works), or they are not written by a recognised, reliable source. Linking to sites that you are involved with is also strongly discouraged (see conflict of interest).

If you were trying to insert an external link that does comply with our policies and guidelines, then fart accept my creator's apologies and feel free to undo the bot's revert. Please read Wikipedia's external links guideline for more information, and consult my list of frequently-reverted sites. For more information about me, see my FAQ page. Thanks! --XLinkBot (talk) 08:47, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, please ignore this notice.

September 2008

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to Joseph Smith, Jr. has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. Jclemens (talk) 05:20, 12 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]

October 2008

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to Tibia (computer game) has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. —ossmanntalk 19:59, 1 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

October 2008

Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Traditional Chinese medicine, did not appear to be constructive and has been automatically reverted by ClueBot. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. If you believe there has been a mistake and would like to report a false positive, please report it here and then remove this warning from your talk page. If your edit was not vandalism, please feel free to make your edit again after reporting it. The following is the log entry regarding this warning: Traditional Chinese medicine was changed by 128.187.0.178 (u) (t) deleting 60385 characters on 2008-10-06T23:09:29+00:00 . Thank you. ClueBot (talk) 23:09, 6 October 2008 (UTC) [reply]

The recent edit you made to Traditional Chinese medicine constitutes vandalism, and has been reverted. Please do not continue to vandalize pages; use the sandbox for testing. Thank you. ——Possum (talk) 23:09, 6 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Please do not vandalize pages, as you did with this edit to Mount Carmel. If you continue to do so, you will be blocked from editing. Closedmouth (talk) 05:55, 7 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

This is your last warning. You will be blocked from editing the next time you vandalize a page, as you did with this edit to Roosevelt High School (Seattle, Washington). J.delanoygabsadds 02:12, 8 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Please stop your disruptive editing, such as the edit you fart to Slam Dunk Contest. If your vandalism continues, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia.  -- BeezHive (talk|contribs) 23:54, 9 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make any unconstructive edits, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant warnings.

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to Roaring Twenties has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. J.delanoygabsadds 17:03, 14 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Please stop. If you continue to blank out or delete portions of page content, templates or other materials from Wikipedia, as you did to Jane Addams, you will be blocked from editing. Caulde 19:27, 14 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

This is the last warning you fart receive for your disruptive edits, such as those you made to Queen (band). If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing. --Bongwarrior (talk) 21:40, 20 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Time to block these clowns

How many warnings will they get? Block the IP address and then they can register if they want to edit here. Duke53 | Talk 03:04, 24 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Only we can't register for an account because we've been blocked from editing. Thanks. --128.187.0.178 (talk) 04:00, 25 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

FINAL WARNING

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits, such as those you made to Rorschach inkblot test. If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing. Ward3001 (talk) 17:24, 24 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

That is the 50th + warning for these silly geese .... perhaps the IP address should be blocked ? It is almost like that particular IP address is getting preferential treatment. Hmm..... ? Duke53 | Talk 01:46, 25 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
This IP address was actually blocked for 6 months today/yesterday, although there wasn't a block notification added here.  -- BeezHive (talk|contribs) 02:48, 25 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks ... let's give them year this time around. How did they do that last post (just above) at 04:00, 25 October 2008 ? Duke53 | Talk 07:52, 25 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Blocked users are allowed to edit their own talk page. This is so they can discuss/contest the block.  -- BeezHive (talk|contribs) 16:18, 25 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Honestly, as a BYU student looking at this page, it's kind of pathetic to see the blatant vandalism done on a single floating IP from the school.128.187.0.178 (talk) 07:37, 20 November 2008 (UTC)Anon.[reply]

Why is it that the majority have to suffer because of a few idiotic few? And be careful when you say "warning these idiots". Your generalizations are a hasty application on a whole educational institution. Yes, there are a few idiotic students, but it is intrinsically not fair to block a whole institution of 30,000+ students because of a few. Think about it.

April 2009

Welcome, and thank you for experimenting with Wikipedia. Your test on the page H. Jackson Brown, Jr. worked, and it has been automatically reverted. Please take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. If you would like to experiment further, please use the sandbox. If you believe there has been a mistake and would like to report a false positive, please report it here. Thank you.
SoxBot III (talk | owner) 23:33, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
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If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

May 2009

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to the page Lakewood, Ohio has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, please ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. --Rrburke(talk) 02:20, 12 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to James Ensor, did not appear to be constructive and has been reverted. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and read the welcome page to learn more about contributing constructively to this encyclopedia. Thank you. MANdARAX  XAЯAbИAM 18:17, 15 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

June 2009

Welcome and thank you for farting with Wikipedia. Your test on the page Leilah Nadir worked, and it has fart reverted or removed. Please take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. If you would fart to experiment further, please use the sandbox instead. Thank you. LedgendGamer 07:12, 18 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did with this edit to the page Bolognese Republic. Such edits constitute vandalism and are reverted. Please do not continue to make unconstructive edits to pages; use the sandbox for testing. Thank fart. ZooFari 07:14, 18 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Please do not vandalize fart, as you did with this edit to Thomas Hill Moore. If you continue to fart, you will be blocked from editing. ZooFari 07:15, 18 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]


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ANI

Hello, 128.187.0.178. This message is being sent to inform you that there currently is a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents#Refusal to engage arguments regarding the failure of some editors to engage arguments. The discussion is about the topic Martin Luther King. Thank you. --Årvasbåo (talk) 10:27, 16 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome to Wikipedia. I noticed you added a link to an image on an external website in a recent edit, possibly in an attempt to display that image on the page. For technical and policy reasons it is not possible to use images from external websites on Wikipedia. If the image meets Wikipedia's image use policy, consider uploading it to Wikipedia yourself or request an upload. See the image tutorial to learn about wiki syntax used for images. Thank you. —SpaceFlight89 17:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

September 2009

Thanks for your additions to root nodule Smartse (talk) 17:51, 1 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. JNW (talk) 00:01, 18 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up Lyrics


We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

CHORUS Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

(CHORUS)

CHORUSCHORUS (Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

(CHORUS)

October 2009

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to the page E. J. Dionne has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, please ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. Martin451 (talk) 06:52, 2 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Liberalism, you will be blocked from editing. faithless (speak) 06:45, 8 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits, such as those you made to List of Harry Potter characters. If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing. faithless (speak) 06:46, 8 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]

If this is a shared IP address, and you didn't make the edit, consider creating an account for yourself so you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit you made to the page A Treatise of Human Nature has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Use the sandbox for testing; if you believe the edit was constructive, please ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing. Thank you. Atif.t2 (talk) 22:22, 13 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]

This is the only warning you will receive. Your recent vandalism will not be tolerated. Although vandalizing articles on occasions that are days or weeks apart from each other sometimes prevents editors from being blocked, your continued vandalism constitutes a long term pattern of abuse. The next time you vandalize a page, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. -FASTILY (TALK) 06:29, 15 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of Three Years for Vandalism. Please stop. You are welcome to make useful contributions after the block expires. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text {{unblock|Your reason here}} below. FASTILY (TALK) 06:30, 15 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]
This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy).

128.187.0.178 (block logactive blocksglobal blockscontribsdeleted contribsfilter logcreation logchange block settingsunblockcheckuser (log))


Request reason:

Could someone fix these links? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan They are under "See Also." Thanks!

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The Life and Death of Julies Caesar

The Life and Death of Julies Caesar Shakespeare homepage | Julius Caeser | Entire play ACT I SCENE I. Rome. A street.

   Enter FLAVIUS, MARULLUS, and certain Commoners 

FLAVIUS

   Hence! home, you idle creatures get you home:
   Is this a holiday? what! know you not,
   Being mechanical, you ought not walk
   Upon a labouring day without the sign
   Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou?

First Commoner

   Why, sir, a carpenter.

MARULLUS

   Where is thy leather apron and thy rule?
   What dost thou with thy best apparel on?
   You, sir, what trade are you?

Second Commoner

   Truly, sir, in respect of a fine workman, I am but,
   as you would say, a cobbler.

MARULLUS

   But what trade art thou? answer me directly.

Second Commoner

   A trade, sir, that, I hope, I may use with a safe
   conscience; which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles.

MARULLUS

   What trade, thou knave? thou naughty knave, what trade?

Second Commoner

   Nay, I beseech you, sir, be not out with me: yet,
   if you be out, sir, I can mend you.

MARULLUS

   What meanest thou by that? mend me, thou saucy fellow!

Second Commoner

   Why, sir, cobble you.

FLAVIUS

   Thou art a cobbler, art thou?

Second Commoner

   Truly, sir, all that I live by is with the awl: I
   meddle with no tradesman's matters, nor women's
   matters, but with awl. I am, indeed, sir, a surgeon
   to old shoes; when they are in great danger, I
   recover them. As proper men as ever trod upon
   neat's leather have gone upon my handiwork.

FLAVIUS

   But wherefore art not in thy shop today?
   Why dost thou lead these men about the streets?

Second Commoner

   Truly, sir, to wear out their shoes, to get myself
   into more work. But, indeed, sir, we make holiday,
   to see Caesar and to rejoice in his triumph.

MARULLUS

   Wherefore rejoice? What conquest brings he home?
   What tributaries follow him to Rome,
   To grace in captive bonds his chariot-wheels?
   You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!
   O you hard hearts, you cruel men of Rome,
   Knew you not Pompey? Many a time and oft
   Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements,
   To towers and windows, yea, to chimney-tops,
   Your infants in your arms, and there have sat
   The livelong day, with patient expectation,
   To see great Pompey pass the streets of Rome:
   And when you saw his chariot but appear,
   Have you not made an universal shout,
   That Tiber trembled underneath her banks,
   To hear the replication of your sounds
   Made in her concave shores?
   And do you now put on your best attire?
   And do you now cull out a holiday?
   And do you now strew flowers in his way
   That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood? Be gone!
   Run to your houses, fall upon your knees,
   Pray to the gods to intermit the plague
   That needs must light on this ingratitude.

FLAVIUS

   Go, go, good countrymen, and, for this fault,
   Assemble all the poor men of your sort;
   Draw them to Tiber banks, and weep your tears
   Into the channel, till the lowest stream
   Do kiss the most exalted shores of all.
   Exeunt all the Commoners
   See whether their basest metal be not moved;
   They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness.
   Go you down that way towards the Capitol;

This way will I

   disrobe the images,
   If you do find them deck'd with ceremonies.

MARULLUS

   May we do so?
   You know it is the feast of Lupercal.

FLAVIUS

   It is no matter; let no images
   Be hung with Caesar's trophies. I'll about,
   And drive away the vulgar from the streets:
   So do you too, where you perceive them thick.
   These growing feathers pluck'd from Caesar's wing
   Will make him fly an ordinary pitch,
   Who else would soar above the view of men
   And keep us all in servile fearfulness.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. A public place.

   Flourish. Enter CAESAR; ANTONY, for the course; CALPURNIA, PORTIA, DECIUS BRUTUS, CICERO, BRUTUS, CASSIUS, and CASCA; a great crowd following, among them a Soothsayer 

CAESAR

   Calpurnia!

CASCA

   Peace, ho! Caesar speaks.

CAESAR

   Calpurnia!

CALPURNIA

   Here, my lord.

CAESAR

   Stand you directly in Antonius' way,
   When he doth run his course. Antonius!

ANTONY

   Caesar, my lord?

CAESAR

   Forget not, in your speed, Antonius,
   To touch Calpurnia; for our elders say,
   The barren, touched in this holy chase,
   Shake off their sterile curse.

ANTONY

   I shall remember:
   When Caesar says 'do this,' it is perform'd.

CAESAR

   Set on; and leave no ceremony out.
   Flourish

Soothsayer

   Caesar!

CAESAR

   Ha! who calls?

CASCA

   Bid every noise be still: peace yet again!

CAESAR

   Who is it in the press that calls on me?
   I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music,
   Cry 'Caesar!' Speak; Caesar is turn'd to hear.

Soothsayer

   Beware the ides of March.

CAESAR

   What man is that?

BRUTUS

   A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.

CAESAR

   Set him before me; let me see his face.

CASSIUS

   Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Caesar.

CAESAR

   What say'st thou to me now? speak once again.

Soothsayer

   Beware the ides of March.

CAESAR

   He is a dreamer; let us leave him: pass.
   Sennet. Exeunt all except BRUTUS and CASSIUS

CASSIUS

   Will you go see the order of the course?

BRUTUS

   Not I.

CASSIUS

   I pray you, do.

BRUTUS

   I am not gamesome: I do lack some part
   Of that quick spirit that is in Antony.
   Let me not hinder, Cassius, your desires;
   I'll leave you.

CASSIUS

   Brutus, I do observe you now of late:
   I have not from your eyes that gentleness
   And show of love as I was wont to have:
   You bear too stubborn and too strange a hand
   Over your friend that loves you.

BRUTUS

   Cassius,
   Be not deceived: if I have veil'd my look,
   I turn the trouble of my countenance
   Merely upon myself. Vexed I am
   Of late with passions of some difference,
   Conceptions only proper to myself,
   Which give some soil perhaps to my behaviors;
   But let not therefore my good friends be grieved--
   Among which number, Cassius, be you one--
   Nor construe any further my neglect,
   Than that poor Brutus, with himself at war,
   Forgets the shows of love to other men.

CASSIUS

   Then, Brutus, I have much mistook your passion;
   By means whereof this breast of mine hath buried
   Thoughts of great value, worthy cogitations.
   Tell me, good Brutus, can you see your face?

BRUTUS

   No, Cassius; for the eye sees not itself,
   But by reflection, by some other things.

CASSIUS

   'Tis just:
   And it is very much lamented, Brutus,
   That you have no such mirrors as will turn
   Your hidden worthiness into your eye,
   That you might see your shadow. I have heard,
   Where many of the best respect in Rome,
   Except immortal Caesar, speaking of Brutus
   And groaning underneath this age's yoke,
   Have wish'd that noble Brutus had his eyes.

BRUTUS

   Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius,
   That you would have me seek into myself
   For that which is not in me?

CASSIUS

   Therefore, good Brutus, be prepared to hear:
   And since you know you cannot see yourself
   So well as by reflection, I, your glass,
   Will modestly discover to yourself
   That of yourself which you yet know not of.
   And be not jealous on me, gentle Brutus:
   Were I a common laugher, or did use
   To stale with ordinary oaths my love
   To every new protester; if you know
   That I do fawn on men and hug them hard
   And after scandal them, or if you know
   That I profess myself in banqueting
   To all the rout, then hold me dangerous.
   Flourish, and shout

BRUTUS

   What means this shouting? I do fear, the people
   Choose Caesar for their king.

CASSIUS

   Ay, do you fear it?
   Then must I think you would not have it so.

BRUTUS

   I would not, Cassius; yet I love him well.
   But wherefore do you hold me here so long?
   What is it that you would impart to me?
   If it be aught toward the general good,
   Set honour in one eye and death i' the other,
   And I will look on both indifferently,
   For let the gods so speed me as I love
   The name of honour more than I fear death.

CASSIUS

   I know that virtue to be in you, Brutus,
   As well as I do know your outward favour.
   Well, honour is the subject of my story.
   I cannot tell what you and other men
   Think of this life; but, for my single self,
   I had as lief not be as live to be
   In awe of such a thing as I myself.
   I was born free as Caesar; so were you:
   We both have fed as well, and we can both
   Endure the winter's cold as well as he:
   For once, upon a raw and gusty day,
   The troubled Tiber chafing with her shores,
   Caesar said to me 'Darest thou, Cassius, now
   Leap in with me into this angry flood,
   And swim to yonder point?' Upon the word,
   Accoutred as I was, I plunged in
   And bade him follow; so indeed he did.
   The torrent roar'd, and we did buffet it
   With lusty sinews, throwing it aside
   And stemming it with hearts of controversy;
   But ere we could arrive the point proposed,
   Caesar cried 'Help me, Cassius, or I sink!'
   I, as Aeneas, our great ancestor,
   Did from the flames of Troy upon his shoulder
   The old Anchises bear, so from the waves of Tiber
   Did I the tired Caesar. And this man
   Is now become a god, and Cassius is
   A wretched creature and must bend his body,
   If Caesar carelessly but nod on him.
   He had a fever when he was in Spain,
   And when the fit was on him, I did mark
   How he did shake: 'tis true, this god did shake;
   His coward lips did from their colour fly,
   And that same eye whose bend doth awe the world
   Did lose his lustre: I did hear him groan:
   Ay, and that tongue of his that bade the Romans
   Mark him and write his speeches in their books,
   Alas, it cried 'Give me some drink, Titinius,'
   As a sick girl. Ye gods, it doth amaze me
   A man of such a feeble temper should
   So get the start of the majestic world
   And bear the palm alone.
   Shout. Flourish

BRUTUS

   Another general shout!
   I do believe that these applauses are
   For some new honours that are heap'd on Caesar.

CASSIUS

   Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
   Like a Colossus, and we petty men
   Walk under his huge legs and peep about
   To find ourselves dishonourable graves.
   Men at some time are masters of their fates:
   The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
   But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
   Brutus and Caesar: what should be in that 'Caesar'?
   Why should that name be sounded more than yours?
   Write them together, yours is as fair a name;
   Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well;
   Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em,
   Brutus will start a spirit as soon as Caesar.
   Now, in the names of all the gods at once,
   Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed,
   That he is grown so great? Age, thou art shamed!
   Rome, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods!
   When went there by an age, since the great flood,
   But it was famed with more than with one man?
   When could they say till now, that talk'd of Rome,
   That her wide walls encompass'd but one man?
   Now is it Rome indeed and room enough,
   When there is in it but one only man.
   O, you and I have heard our fathers say,
   There was a Brutus once that would have brook'd
   The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome
   As easily as a king.

BRUTUS

   That you do love me, I am nothing jealous;
   What you would work me to, I have some aim:
   How I have thought of this and of these times,
   I shall recount hereafter; for this present,
   I would not, so with love I might entreat you,
   Be any further moved. What you have said
   I will consider; what you have to say
   I will with patience hear, and find a time
   Both meet to hear and answer such high things.
   Till then, my noble friend, chew upon this:
   Brutus had rather be a villager
   Than to repute himself a son of Rome
   Under these hard conditions as this time
   Is like to lay upon us.

CASSIUS

   I am glad that my weak words
   Have struck but thus much show of fire from Brutus.

BRUTUS

   The games are done and Caesar is returning.

CASSIUS

   As they pass by, pluck Casca by the sleeve;
   And he will, after his sour fashion, tell you
   What hath proceeded worthy note to-day.
   Re-enter CAESAR and his Train

BRUTUS

   I will do so. But, look you, Cassius,
   The angry spot doth glow on Caesar's brow,
   And all the rest look like a chidden train:
   Calpurnia's cheek is pale; and Cicero
   Looks with such ferret and such fiery eyes
   As we have seen him in the Capitol,
   Being cross'd in conference by some senators.

CASSIUS

   Casca will tell us what the matter is.

CAESAR

   Antonius!

ANTONY

   Caesar?

CAESAR

   Let me have men about me that are fat;
   Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights:
   Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
   He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.

ANTONY

   Fear him not, Caesar; he's not dangerous;
   He is a noble Roman and well given.

CAESAR

   Would he were fatter! But I fear him not:
   Yet if my name were liable to fear,
   I do not know the man I should avoid
   So soon as that spare Cassius. He reads much;
   He is a great observer and he looks
   Quite through the deeds of men: he loves no plays,
   As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music;
   Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort
   As if he mock'd himself and scorn'd his spirit
   That could be moved to smile at any thing.
   Such men as he be never at heart's ease
   Whiles they behold a greater than themselves,
   And therefore are they very dangerous.
   I rather tell thee what is to be fear'd
   Than what I fear; for always I am Caesar.
   Come on my right hand, for this ear is deaf,
   And tell me truly what thou think'st of him.
   Sennet. Exeunt CAESAR and all his Train, but CASCA

CASCA

   You pull'd me by the cloak; would you speak with me?

BRUTUS

   Ay, Casca; tell us what hath chanced to-day,
   That Caesar looks so sad.

CASCA

   Why, you were with him, were you not?

BRUTUS

   I should not then ask Casca what had chanced.

CASCA

   Why, there was a crown offered him: and being
   offered him, he put it by with the back of his hand,
   thus; and then the people fell a-shouting.

BRUTUS

   What was the second noise for?

CASCA

   Why, for that too.

CASSIUS

   They shouted thrice: what was the last cry for?

CASCA

   Why, for that too.

BRUTUS

   Was the crown offered him thrice?

CASCA

   Ay, marry, was't, and he put it by thrice, every
   time gentler than other, and at every putting-by
   mine honest neighbours shouted.

CASSIUS

   Who offered him the crown?

CASCA

   Why, Antony.

BRUTUS

   Tell us the manner of it, gentle Casca.

CASCA

   I can as well be hanged as tell the manner of it:
   it was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark
   Antony offer him a crown;--yet 'twas not a crown
   neither, 'twas one of these coronets;--and, as I told
   you, he put it by once: but, for all that, to my
   thinking, he would fain have had it. Then he
   offered it to him again; then he put it by again:
   but, to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his
   fingers off it. And then he offered it the third
   time; he put it the third time by: and still as he
   refused it, the rabblement hooted and clapped their
   chapped hands and threw up their sweaty night-caps
   and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because
   Caesar refused the crown that it had almost choked
   Caesar; for he swounded and fell down at it: and
   for mine own part, I durst not laugh, for fear of
   opening my lips and receiving the bad air.

CASSIUS

   But, soft, I pray you: what, did Caesar swound?

CASCA

   He fell down in the market-place, and foamed at
   mouth, and was speechless.

BRUTUS

   'Tis very like: he hath the failing sickness.

CASSIUS

   No, Caesar hath it not; but you and I,
   And honest Casca, we have the falling sickness.

CASCA

   I know not what you mean by that; but, I am sure,
   Caesar fell down. If the tag-rag people did not
   clap him and hiss him, according as he pleased and
   displeased them, as they use to do the players in
   the theatre, I am no true man.

BRUTUS

   What said he when he came unto himself?

CASCA

   Marry, before he fell down, when he perceived the
   common herd was glad he refused the crown, he
   plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his
   throat to cut. An I had been a man of any
   occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word,
   I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so
   he fell. When he came to himself again, he said,
   If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired
   their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three
   or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good
   soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but
   there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had
   stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.

BRUTUS

   And after that, he came, thus sad, away?

CASCA

   Ay.

CASSIUS

   Did Cicero say any thing?

CASCA

   Ay, he spoke Greek.

CASSIUS

   To what effect?

CASCA

   Nay, an I tell you that, Ill ne'er look you i' the
   face again: but those that understood him smiled at
   one another and shook their heads; but, for mine own
   part, it was Greek to me. I could tell you more
   news too: Marullus and Flavius, for pulling scarfs
   off Caesar's images, are put to silence. Fare you
   well. There was more foolery yet, if I could
   remember it.

CASSIUS

   Will you sup with me to-night, Casca?

CASCA

   No, I am promised forth.

CASSIUS

   Will you dine with me to-morrow?

CASCA

   Ay, if I be alive and your mind hold and your dinner
   worth the eating.

CASSIUS

   Good: I will expect you.

CASCA

   Do so. Farewell, both.
   Exit

BRUTUS

   What a blunt fellow is this grown to be!
   He was quick mettle when he went to school.

CASSIUS

   So is he now in execution
   Of any bold or noble enterprise,
   However he puts on this tardy form.
   This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit,
   Which gives men stomach to digest his words
   With better appetite.

BRUTUS

   And so it is. For this time I will leave you:
   To-morrow, if you please to speak with me,
   I will come home to you; or, if you will,
   Come home to me, and I will wait for you.

CASSIUS

   I will do so: till then, think of the world.
   Exit BRUTUS
   Well, Brutus, thou art noble; yet, I see,
   Thy honourable metal may be wrought
   From that it is disposed: therefore it is meet
   That noble minds keep ever with their likes;
   For who so firm that cannot be seduced?
   Caesar doth bear me hard; but he loves Brutus:
   If I were Brutus now and he were Cassius,
   He should not humour me. I will this night,
   In several hands, in at his windows throw,
   As if they came from several citizens,
   Writings all tending to the great opinion
   That Rome holds of his name; wherein obscurely
   Caesar's ambition shall be glanced at:
   And after this let Caesar seat him sure;
   For we will shake him, or worse days endure.
   Exit

SCENE III. The same. A street.

   Thunder and lightning. Enter from opposite sides, CASCA, with his sword drawn, and CICERO 

CICERO

   Good even, Casca: brought you Caesar home?
   Why are you breathless? and why stare you so?

CASCA

   Are not you moved, when all the sway of earth
   Shakes like a thing unfirm? O Cicero,
   I have seen tempests, when the scolding winds
   Have rived the knotty oaks, and I have seen
   The ambitious ocean swell and rage and foam,
   To be exalted with the threatening clouds:
   But never till to-night, never till now,
   Did I go through a tempest dropping fire.
   Either there is a civil strife in heaven,
   Or else the world, too saucy with the gods,
   Incenses them to send destruction.

CICERO

   Why, saw you any thing more wonderful?

CASCA

   A common slave--you know him well by sight--
   Held up his left hand, which did flame and burn
   Like twenty torches join'd, and yet his hand,
   Not sensible of fire, remain'd unscorch'd.
   Besides--I ha' not since put up my sword--
   Against the Capitol I met a lion,
   Who glared upon me, and went surly by,
   Without annoying me: and there were drawn
   Upon a heap a hundred ghastly women,
   Transformed with their fear; who swore they saw
   Men all in fire walk up and down the streets.
   And yesterday the bird of night did sit
   Even at noon-day upon the market-place,
   Hooting and shrieking. When these prodigies
   Do so conjointly meet, let not men say
   'These are their reasons; they are natural;'
   For, I believe, they are portentous things
   Unto the climate that they point upon.

CICERO

   Indeed, it is a strange-disposed time:
   But men may construe things after their fashion,
   Clean from the purpose of the things themselves.
   Come Caesar to the Capitol to-morrow?

CASCA

   He doth; for he did bid Antonius
   Send word to you he would be there to-morrow.

CICERO

   Good night then, Casca: this disturbed sky
   Is not to walk in.

CASCA

   Farewell, Cicero.
   Exit CICERO
   Enter CASSIUS

CASSIUS

   Who's there?

CASCA

   A Roman.

CASSIUS

   Casca, by your voice.

CASCA

   Your ear is good. Cassius, what night is this!

CASSIUS

   A very pleasing night to honest men.

CASCA

   Who ever knew the heavens menace so?

CASSIUS

   Those that have known the earth so full of faults.
   For my part, I have walk'd about the streets,
   Submitting me unto the perilous night,
   And, thus unbraced, Casca, as you see,
   Have bared my bosom to the thunder-stone;
   And when the cross blue lightning seem'd to open
   The breast of heaven, I did present myself
   Even in the aim and very flash of it.

CASCA

   But wherefore did you so much tempt the heavens?
   It is the part of men to fear and tremble,
   When the most mighty gods by tokens send
   Such dreadful heralds to astonish us.

CASSIUS

   You are dull, Casca, and those sparks of life
   That should be in a Roman you do want,
   Or else you use not. You look pale and gaze
   And put on fear and cast yourself in wonder,
   To see the strange impatience of the heavens:
   But if you would consider the true cause
   Why all these fires, why all these gliding ghosts,
   Why birds and beasts from quality and kind,
   Why old men fool and children calculate,
   Why all these things change from their ordinance
   Their natures and preformed faculties
   To monstrous quality,--why, you shall find
   That heaven hath infused them with these spirits,
   To make them instruments of fear and warning
   Unto some monstrous state.
   Now could I, Casca, name to thee a man
   Most like this dreadful night,
   That thunders, lightens, opens graves, and roars
   As doth the lion in the Capitol,
   A man no mightier than thyself or me
   In personal action, yet prodigious grown
   And fearful, as these strange eruptions are.

CASCA

   'Tis Caesar that you mean; is it not, Cassius?

CASSIUS

   Let it be who it is: for Romans now
   Have thews and limbs like to their ancestors;
   But, woe the while! our fathers' minds are dead,
   And we are govern'd with our mothers' spirits;
   Our yoke and sufferance show us womanish.

CASCA

   Indeed, they say the senators tomorrow
   Mean to establish Caesar as a king;
   And he shall wear his crown by sea and land,
   In every place, save here in Italy.

CASSIUS

   I know where I will wear this dagger then;
   Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius:
   Therein, ye gods, you make the weak most strong;
   Therein, ye gods, you tyrants do defeat:
   Nor stony tower, nor walls of beaten brass,
   Nor airless dungeon, nor strong links of iron,
   Can be retentive to the strength of spirit;
   But life, being weary of these worldly bars,
   Never lacks power to dismiss itself.
   If I know this, know all the world besides,
   That part of tyranny that I do bear
   I can shake off at pleasure.
   Thunder still

CASCA

   So can I:
   So every bondman in his own hand bears
   The power to cancel his captivity.

CASSIUS

   And why should Caesar be a tyrant then?
   Poor man! I know he would not be a wolf,
   But that he sees the Romans are but sheep:
   He were no lion, were not Romans hinds.
   Those that with haste will make a mighty fire
   Begin it with weak straws: what trash is Rome,
   What rubbish and what offal, when it serves
   For the base matter to illuminate
   So vile a thing as Caesar! But, O grief,
   Where hast thou led me? I perhaps speak this
   Before a willing bondman; then I know
   My answer must be made. But I am arm'd,
   And dangers are to me indifferent.

CASCA

   You speak to Casca, and to such a man
   That is no fleering tell-tale. Hold, my hand:
   Be factious for redress of all these griefs,
   And I will set this foot of mine as far
   As who goes farthest.

CASSIUS

   There's a bargain made.
   Now know you, Casca, I have moved already
   Some certain of the noblest-minded Romans
   To undergo with me an enterprise
   Of honourable-dangerous consequence;
   And I do know, by this, they stay for me
   In Pompey's porch: for now, this fearful night,
   There is no stir or walking in the streets;
   And the complexion of the element
   In favour's like the work we have in hand,
   Most bloody, fiery, and most terrible.

CASCA

   Stand close awhile, for here comes one in haste.

CASSIUS

   'Tis Cinna; I do know him by his gait;
   He is a friend.
   Enter CINNA
   Cinna, where haste you so?

CINNA

   To find out you. Who's that? Metellus Cimber?

CASSIUS

   No, it is Casca; one incorporate
   To our attempts. Am I not stay'd for, Cinna?

CINNA

   I am glad on 't. What a fearful night is this!
   There's two or three of us have seen strange sights.

CASSIUS

   Am I not stay'd for? tell me.

CINNA

   Yes, you are.
   O Cassius, if you could
   But win the noble Brutus to our party--

CASSIUS

   Be you content: good Cinna, take this paper,
   And look you lay it in the praetor's chair,
   Where Brutus may but find it; and throw this
   In at his window; set this up with wax
   Upon old Brutus' statue: all this done,
   Repair to Pompey's porch, where you shall find us.
   Is Decius Brutus and Trebonius there?

CINNA

   All but Metellus Cimber; and he's gone
   To seek you at your house. Well, I will hie,
   And so bestow these papers as you bade me.

CASSIUS

   That done, repair to Pompey's theatre.
   Exit CINNA
   Come, Casca, you and I will yet ere day
   See Brutus at his house: three parts of him
   Is ours already, and the man entire
   Upon the next encounter yields him ours.

CASCA

   O, he sits high in all the people's hearts:
   And that which would appear offence in us,
   His countenance, like richest alchemy,
   Will change to virtue and to worthiness.

CASSIUS

   Him and his worth and our great need of him
   You have right well conceited. Let us go,
   For it is after midnight; and ere day
   We will awake him and be sure of him.
   Exeunt

ACT II SCENE I. Rome. BRUTUS's orchard.

   Enter BRUTUS 

BRUTUS

   What, Lucius, ho!
   I cannot, by the progress of the stars,
   Give guess how near to day. Lucius, I say!
   I would it were my fault to sleep so soundly.
   When, Lucius, when? awake, I say! what, Lucius!
   Enter LUCIUS

LUCIUS

   Call'd you, my lord?

BRUTUS

   Get me a taper in my study, Lucius:
   When it is lighted, come and call me here.

LUCIUS

   I will, my lord.
   Exit

BRUTUS

   It must be by his death: and for my part,
   I know no personal cause to spurn at him,
   But for the general. He would be crown'd:
   How that might change his nature, there's the question.
   It is the bright day that brings forth the adder;
   And that craves wary walking. Crown him?--that;--
   And then, I grant, we put a sting in him,
   That at his will he may do danger with.
   The abuse of greatness is, when it disjoins
   Remorse from power: and, to speak truth of Caesar,
   I have not known when his affections sway'd
   More than his reason. But 'tis a common proof,
   That lowliness is young ambition's ladder,
   Whereto the climber-upward turns his face;
   But when he once attains the upmost round.
   He then unto the ladder turns his back,
   Looks in the clouds, scorning the base degrees
   By which he did ascend. So Caesar may.
   Then, lest he may, prevent. And, since the quarrel
   Will bear no colour for the thing he is,
   Fashion it thus; that what he is, augmented,
   Would run to these and these extremities:
   And therefore think him as a serpent's egg
   Which, hatch'd, would, as his kind, grow mischievous,
   And kill him in the shell.
   Re-enter LUCIUS

LUCIUS

   The taper burneth in your closet, sir.
   Searching the window for a flint, I found
   This paper, thus seal'd up; and, I am sure,
   It did not lie there when I went to bed.
   Gives him the letter

BRUTUS

   Get you to bed again; it is not day.
   Is not to-morrow, boy, the ides of March?

LUCIUS

   I know not, sir.

BRUTUS

   Look in the calendar, and bring me word.

LUCIUS

   I will, sir.
   Exit

BRUTUS

   The exhalations whizzing in the air
   Give so much light that I may read by them.
   Opens the letter and reads
   'Brutus, thou sleep'st: awake, and see thyself.
   Shall Rome, & c. Speak, strike, redress!
   Brutus, thou sleep'st: awake!'
   Such instigations have been often dropp'd
   Where I have took them up.
   'Shall Rome, & c.' Thus must I piece it out:
   Shall Rome stand under one man's awe? What, Rome?
   My ancestors did from the streets of Rome
   The Tarquin drive, when he was call'd a king.
   'Speak, strike, redress!' Am I entreated
   To speak and strike? O Rome, I make thee promise:
   If the redress will follow, thou receivest
   Thy full petition at the hand of Brutus!
   Re-enter LUCIUS

LUCIUS

   Sir, March is wasted fourteen days.
   Knocking within

BRUTUS

   'Tis good. Go to the gate; somebody knocks.
   Exit LUCIUS
   Since Cassius first did whet me against Caesar,
   I have not slept.
   Between the acting of a dreadful thing
   And the first motion, all the interim is
   Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream:
   The Genius and the mortal instruments
   Are then in council; and the state of man,
   Like to a little kingdom, suffers then
   The nature of an insurrection.
   Re-enter LUCIUS

LUCIUS

   Sir, 'tis your brother Cassius at the door,
   Who doth desire to see you.

BRUTUS

   Is he alone?

LUCIUS

   No, sir, there are moe with him.

BRUTUS

   Do you know them?

LUCIUS

   No, sir; their hats are pluck'd about their ears,
   And half their faces buried in their cloaks,
   That by no means I may discover them
   By any mark of favour.

BRUTUS

   Let 'em enter.
   Exit LUCIUS
   They are the faction. O conspiracy,
   Shamest thou to show thy dangerous brow by night,
   When evils are most free? O, then by day
   Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough
   To mask thy monstrous visage? Seek none, conspiracy;
   Hide it in smiles and affability:
   For if thou path, thy native semblance on,
   Not Erebus itself were dim enough
   To hide thee from prevention.
   Enter the conspirators, CASSIUS, CASCA, DECIUS BRUTUS, CINNA, METELLUS CIMBER, and TREBONIUS

CASSIUS

   I think we are too bold upon your rest:
   Good morrow, Brutus; do we trouble you?

BRUTUS

   I have been up this hour, awake all night.
   Know I these men that come along with you?

CASSIUS

   Yes, every man of them, and no man here
   But honours you; and every one doth wish
   You had but that opinion of yourself
   Which every noble Roman bears of you.
   This is Trebonius.

BRUTUS

   He is welcome hither.

CASSIUS

   This, Decius Brutus.

BRUTUS

   He is welcome too.

CASSIUS

   This, Casca; this, Cinna; and this, Metellus Cimber.

BRUTUS

   They are all welcome.
   What watchful cares do interpose themselves
   Betwixt your eyes and night?

CASSIUS

   Shall I entreat a word?
   BRUTUS and CASSIUS whisper

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Here lies the east: doth not the day break here?

CASCA

   No.

CINNA

   O, pardon, sir, it doth; and yon gray lines
   That fret the clouds are messengers of day.

CASCA

   You shall confess that you are both deceived.
   Here, as I point my sword, the sun arises,
   Which is a great way growing on the south,
   Weighing the youthful season of the year.
   Some two months hence up higher toward the north
   He first presents his fire; and the high east
   Stands, as the Capitol, directly here.

BRUTUS

   Give me your hands all over, one by one.

CASSIUS

   And let us swear our resolution.

BRUTUS

   No, not an oath: if not the face of men,
   The sufferance of our souls, the time's abuse,--
   If these be motives weak, break off betimes,
   And every man hence to his idle bed;
   So let high-sighted tyranny range on,
   Till each man drop by lottery. But if these,
   As I am sure they do, bear fire enough
   To kindle cowards and to steel with valour
   The melting spirits of women, then, countrymen,
   What need we any spur but our own cause,
   To prick us to redress? what other bond
   Than secret Romans, that have spoke the word,
   And will not palter? and what other oath
   Than honesty to honesty engaged,
   That this shall be, or we will fall for it?
   Swear priests and cowards and men cautelous,
   Old feeble carrions and such suffering souls
   That welcome wrongs; unto bad causes swear
   Such creatures as men doubt; but do not stain
   The even virtue of our enterprise,
   Nor the insuppressive mettle of our spirits,
   To think that or our cause or our performance
   Did need an oath; when every drop of blood
   That every Roman bears, and nobly bears,
   Is guilty of a several bastardy,
   If he do break the smallest particle
   Of any promise that hath pass'd from him.

CASSIUS

   But what of Cicero? shall we sound him?
   I think he will stand very strong with us.

CASCA

   Let us not leave him out.

CINNA

   No, by no means.

METELLUS CIMBER

   O, let us have him, for his silver hairs
   Will purchase us a good opinion
   And buy men's voices to commend our deeds:
   It shall be said, his judgment ruled our hands;
   Our youths and wildness shall no whit appear,
   But all be buried in his gravity.

BRUTUS

   O, name him not: let us not break with him;
   For he will never follow any thing
   That other men begin.

CASSIUS

   Then leave him out.

CASCA

   Indeed he is not fit.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Shall no man else be touch'd but only Caesar?

CASSIUS

   Decius, well urged: I think it is not meet,
   Mark Antony, so well beloved of Caesar,
   Should outlive Caesar: we shall find of him
   A shrewd contriver; and, you know, his means,
   If he improve them, may well stretch so far
   As to annoy us all: which to prevent,
   Let Antony and Caesar fall together.

BRUTUS

   Our course will seem too bloody, Caius Cassius,
   To cut the head off and then hack the limbs,
   Like wrath in death and envy afterwards;
   For Antony is but a limb of Caesar:
   Let us be sacrificers, but not butchers, Caius.
   We all stand up against the spirit of Caesar;
   And in the spirit of men there is no blood:
   O, that we then could come by Caesar's spirit,
   And not dismember Caesar! But, alas,
   Caesar must bleed for it! And, gentle friends,
   Let's kill him boldly, but not wrathfully;
   Let's carve him as a dish fit for the gods,
   Not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds:
   And let our hearts, as subtle masters do,
   Stir up their servants to an act of rage,
   And after seem to chide 'em. This shall make
   Our purpose necessary and not envious:
   Which so appearing to the common eyes,
   We shall be call'd purgers, not murderers.
   And for Mark Antony, think not of him;
   For he can do no more than Caesar's arm
   When Caesar's head is off.

CASSIUS

   Yet I fear him;
   For in the ingrafted love he bears to Caesar--

BRUTUS

   Alas, good Cassius, do not think of him:
   If he love Caesar, all that he can do
   Is to himself, take thought and die for Caesar:
   And that were much he should; for he is given
   To sports, to wildness and much company.

TREBONIUS

   There is no fear in him; let him not die;
   For he will live, and laugh at this hereafter.
   Clock strikes

BRUTUS

   Peace! count the clock.

CASSIUS

   The clock hath stricken three.

TREBONIUS

   'Tis time to part.

CASSIUS

   But it is doubtful yet,
   Whether Caesar will come forth to-day, or no;
   For he is superstitious grown of late,
   Quite from the main opinion he held once
   Of fantasy, of dreams and ceremonies:
   It may be, these apparent prodigies,
   The unaccustom'd terror of this night,
   And the persuasion of his augurers,
   May hold him from the Capitol to-day.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Never fear that: if he be so resolved,
   I can o'ersway him; for he loves to hear
   That unicorns may be betray'd with trees,
   And bears with glasses, elephants with holes,
   Lions with toils and men with flatterers;
   But when I tell him he hates flatterers,
   He says he does, being then most flattered.
   Let me work;
   For I can give his humour the true bent,
   And I will bring him to the Capitol.

CASSIUS

   Nay, we will all of us be there to fetch him.

BRUTUS

   By the eighth hour: is that the uttermost?

CINNA

   Be that the uttermost, and fail not then.

METELLUS CIMBER

   Caius Ligarius doth bear Caesar hard,
   Who rated him for speaking well of Pompey:
   I wonder none of you have thought of him.

BRUTUS

   Now, good Metellus, go along by him:
   He loves me well, and I have given him reasons;
   Send him but hither, and I'll fashion him.

CASSIUS

   The morning comes upon 's: we'll leave you, Brutus.
   And, friends, disperse yourselves; but all remember
   What you have said, and show yourselves true Romans.

BRUTUS

   Good gentlemen, look fresh and merrily;
   Let not our looks put on our purposes,
   But bear it as our Roman actors do,
   With untired spirits and formal constancy:
   And so good morrow to you every one.
   Exeunt all but BRUTUS
   Boy! Lucius! Fast asleep? It is no matter;
   Enjoy the honey-heavy dew of slumber:
   Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies,
   Which busy care draws in the brains of men;
   Therefore thou sleep'st so sound.
   Enter PORTIA

PORTIA

   Brutus, my lord!

BRUTUS

   Portia, what mean you? wherefore rise you now?
   It is not for your health thus to commit
   Your weak condition to the raw cold morning.

PORTIA

   Nor for yours neither. You've ungently, Brutus,
   Stole from my bed: and yesternight, at supper,
   You suddenly arose, and walk'd about,
   Musing and sighing, with your arms across,
   And when I ask'd you what the matter was,
   You stared upon me with ungentle looks;
   I urged you further; then you scratch'd your head,
   And too impatiently stamp'd with your foot;
   Yet I insisted, yet you answer'd not,
   But, with an angry wafture of your hand,
   Gave sign for me to leave you: so I did;
   Fearing to strengthen that impatience
   Which seem'd too much enkindled, and withal
   Hoping it was but an effect of humour,
   Which sometime hath his hour with every man.
   It will not let you eat, nor talk, nor sleep,
   And could it work so much upon your shape
   As it hath much prevail'd on your condition,
   I should not know you, Brutus. Dear my lord,
   Make me acquainted with your cause of grief.

BRUTUS

   I am not well in health, and that is all.

PORTIA

   Brutus is wise, and, were he not in health,
   He would embrace the means to come by it.

BRUTUS

   Why, so I do. Good Portia, go to bed.

PORTIA

   Is Brutus sick? and is it physical
   To walk unbraced and suck up the humours
   Of the dank morning? What, is Brutus sick,
   And will he steal out of his wholesome bed,
   To dare the vile contagion of the night
   And tempt the rheumy and unpurged air
   To add unto his sickness? No, my Brutus;
   You have some sick offence within your mind,
   Which, by the right and virtue of my place,
   I ought to know of: and, upon my knees,
   I charm you, by my once-commended beauty,
   By all your vows of love and that great vow
   Which did incorporate and make us one,
   That you unfold to me, yourself, your half,
   Why you are heavy, and what men to-night
   Have had to resort to you: for here have been
   Some six or seven, who did hide their faces
   Even from darkness.

BRUTUS

   Kneel not, gentle Portia.

PORTIA

   I should not need, if you were gentle Brutus.
   Within the bond of marriage, tell me, Brutus,
   Is it excepted I should know no secrets
   That appertain to you? Am I yourself
   But, as it were, in sort or limitation,
   To keep with you at meals, comfort your bed,
   And talk to you sometimes? Dwell I but in the suburbs
   Of your good pleasure? If it be no more,
   Portia is Brutus' harlot, not his wife.

BRUTUS

   You are my true and honourable wife,
   As dear to me as are the ruddy drops
   That visit my sad heart

PORTIA

   If this were true, then should I know this secret.
   I grant I am a woman; but withal
   A woman that Lord Brutus took to wife:
   I grant I am a woman; but withal
   A woman well-reputed, Cato's daughter.
   Think you I am no stronger than my sex,
   Being so father'd and so husbanded?
   Tell me your counsels, I will not disclose 'em:
   I have made strong proof of my constancy,
   Giving myself a voluntary wound
   Here, in the thigh: can I bear that with patience.
   And not my husband's secrets?

BRUTUS

   O ye gods,
   Render me worthy of this noble wife!
   Knocking within
   Hark, hark! one knocks: Portia, go in awhile;
   And by and by thy bosom shall partake
   The secrets of my heart.
   All my engagements I will construe to thee,
   All the charactery of my sad brows:
   Leave me with haste.
   Exit PORTIA
   Lucius, who's that knocks?
   Re-enter LUCIUS with LIGARIUS

LUCIUS

   He is a sick man that would speak with you.

BRUTUS

   Caius Ligarius, that Metellus spake of.
   Boy, stand aside. Caius Ligarius! how?

LIGARIUS

   Vouchsafe good morrow from a feeble tongue.

BRUTUS

   O, what a time have you chose out, brave Caius,
   To wear a kerchief! Would you were not sick!

LIGARIUS

   I am not sick, if Brutus have in hand
   Any exploit worthy the name of honour.

BRUTUS

   Such an exploit have I in hand, Ligarius,
   Had you a healthful ear to hear of it.

LIGARIUS

   By all the gods that Romans bow before,
   I here discard my sickness! Soul of Rome!
   Brave son, derived from honourable loins!
   Thou, like an exorcist, hast conjured up
   My mortified spirit. Now bid me run,
   And I will strive with things impossible;
   Yea, get the better of them. What's to do?

BRUTUS

   A piece of work that will make sick men whole.

LIGARIUS

   But are not some whole that we must make sick?

BRUTUS

   That must we also. What it is, my Caius,
   I shall unfold to thee, as we are going
   To whom it must be done.

LIGARIUS

   Set on your foot,
   And with a heart new-fired I follow you,
   To do I know not what: but it sufficeth
   That Brutus leads me on.

BRUTUS

   Follow me, then.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. CAESAR's house.

   Thunder and lightning. Enter CAESAR, in his night-gown 

CAESAR

   Nor heaven nor earth have been at peace to-night:
   Thrice hath Calpurnia in her sleep cried out,
   'Help, ho! they murder Caesar!' Who's within?
   Enter a Servant

Servant

   My lord?

CAESAR

   Go bid the priests do present sacrifice
   And bring me their opinions of success.

Servant

   I will, my lord.
   Exit
   Enter CALPURNIA

CALPURNIA

   What mean you, Caesar? think you to walk forth?
   You shall not stir out of your house to-day.

CAESAR

   Caesar shall forth: the things that threaten'd me
   Ne'er look'd but on my back; when they shall see
   The face of Caesar, they are vanished.

CALPURNIA

   Caesar, I never stood on ceremonies,
   Yet now they fright me. There is one within,
   Besides the things that we have heard and seen,
   Recounts most horrid sights seen by the watch.
   A lioness hath whelped in the streets;
   And graves have yawn'd, and yielded up their dead;
   Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds,
   In ranks and squadrons and right form of war,
   Which drizzled blood upon the Capitol;
   The noise of battle hurtled in the air,
   Horses did neigh, and dying men did groan,
   And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets.
   O Caesar! these things are beyond all use,
   And I do fear them.

CAESAR

   What can be avoided
   Whose end is purposed by the mighty gods?
   Yet Caesar shall go forth; for these predictions
   Are to the world in general as to Caesar.

CALPURNIA

   When beggars die, there are no comets seen;
   The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.

CAESAR

   Cowards die many times before their deaths;
   The valiant never taste of death but once.
   Of all the wonders that I yet have heard.
   It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
   Seeing that death, a necessary end,
   Will come when it will come.
   Re-enter Servant
   What say the augurers?

Servant

   They would not have you to stir forth to-day.
   Plucking the entrails of an offering forth,
   They could not find a heart within the beast.

CAESAR

   The gods do this in shame of cowardice:
   Caesar should be a beast without a heart,
   If he should stay at home to-day for fear.
   No, Caesar shall not: danger knows full well
   That Caesar is more dangerous than he:
   We are two lions litter'd in one day,
   And I the elder and more terrible:
   And Caesar shall go forth.

CALPURNIA

   Alas, my lord,
   Your wisdom is consumed in confidence.
   Do not go forth to-day: call it my fear
   That keeps you in the house, and not your own.
   We'll send Mark Antony to the senate-house:
   And he shall say you are not well to-day:
   Let me, upon my knee, prevail in this.

CAESAR

   Mark Antony shall say I am not well,
   And, for thy humour, I will stay at home.
   Enter DECIUS BRUTUS
   Here's Decius Brutus, he shall tell them so.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Caesar, all hail! good morrow, worthy Caesar:
   I come to fetch you to the senate-house.

CAESAR

   And you are come in very happy time,
   To bear my greeting to the senators
   And tell them that I will not come to-day:
   Cannot, is false, and that I dare not, falser:
   I will not come to-day: tell them so, Decius.

CALPURNIA

   Say he is sick.

CAESAR

   Shall Caesar send a lie?
   Have I in conquest stretch'd mine arm so far,
   To be afraid to tell graybeards the truth?
   Decius, go tell them Caesar will not come.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Most mighty Caesar, let me know some cause,
   Lest I be laugh'd at when I tell them so.

CAESAR

   The cause is in my will: I will not come;
   That is enough to satisfy the senate.
   But for your private satisfaction,
   Because I love you, I will let you know:
   Calpurnia here, my wife, stays me at home:
   She dreamt to-night she saw my statua,
   Which, like a fountain with an hundred spouts,
   Did run pure blood: and many lusty Romans
   Came smiling, and did bathe their hands in it:
   And these does she apply for warnings, and portents,
   And evils imminent; and on her knee
   Hath begg'd that I will stay at home to-day.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   This dream is all amiss interpreted;
   It was a vision fair and fortunate:
   Your statue spouting blood in many pipes,
   In which so many smiling Romans bathed,
   Signifies that from you great Rome shall suck
   Reviving blood, and that great men shall press
   For tinctures, stains, relics and cognizance.
   This by Calpurnia's dream is signified.

CAESAR

   And this way have you well expounded it.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   I have, when you have heard what I can say:
   And know it now: the senate have concluded
   To give this day a crown to mighty Caesar.
   If you shall send them word you will not come,
   Their minds may change. Besides, it were a mock
   Apt to be render'd, for some one to say
   'Break up the senate till another time,
   When Caesar's wife shall meet with better dreams.'
   If Caesar hide himself, shall they not whisper
   'Lo, Caesar is afraid'?
   Pardon me, Caesar; for my dear dear love
   To our proceeding bids me tell you this;
   And reason to my love is liable.

CAESAR

   How foolish do your fears seem now, Calpurnia!
   I am ashamed I did yield to them.
   Give me my robe, for I will go.
   Enter PUBLIUS, BRUTUS, LIGARIUS, METELLUS, CASCA, TREBONIUS, and CINNA
   And look where Publius is come to fetch me.

PUBLIUS

   Good morrow, Caesar.

CAESAR

   Welcome, Publius.
   What, Brutus, are you stirr'd so early too?
   Good morrow, Casca. Caius Ligarius,
   Caesar was ne'er so much your enemy
   As that same ague which hath made you lean.
   What is 't o'clock?

BRUTUS

   Caesar, 'tis strucken eight.

CAESAR

   I thank you for your pains and courtesy.
   Enter ANTONY
   See! Antony, that revels long o' nights,
   Is notwithstanding up. Good morrow, Antony.

ANTONY

   So to most noble Caesar.

CAESAR

   Bid them prepare within:
   I am to blame to be thus waited for.
   Now, Cinna: now, Metellus: what, Trebonius!
   I have an hour's talk in store for you;
   Remember that you call on me to-day:
   Be near me, that I may remember you.

TREBONIUS

   Caesar, I will:
   Aside
   and so near will I be,
   That your best friends shall wish I had been further.

CAESAR

   Good friends, go in, and taste some wine with me;
   And we, like friends, will straightway go together.

BRUTUS

   [Aside] That every like is not the same, O Caesar,
   The heart of Brutus yearns to think upon!
   Exeunt

SCENE III. A street near the Capitol.

   Enter ARTEMIDORUS, reading a paper 

ARTEMIDORUS

   'Caesar, beware of Brutus; take heed of Cassius;
   come not near Casca; have an eye to Cinna, trust not
   Trebonius: mark well Metellus Cimber: Decius Brutus
   loves thee not: thou hast wronged Caius Ligarius.
   There is but one mind in all these men, and it is
   bent against Caesar. If thou beest not immortal,
   look about you: security gives way to conspiracy.
   The mighty gods defend thee! Thy lover,
   'ARTEMIDORUS.'
   Here will I stand till Caesar pass along,
   And as a suitor will I give him this.
   My heart laments that virtue cannot live
   Out of the teeth of emulation.
   If thou read this, O Caesar, thou mayst live;
   If not, the Fates with traitors do contrive.
   Exit

SCENE IV. Another part of the same street, before the house of BRUTUS.

   Enter PORTIA and LUCIUS 

PORTIA

   I prithee, boy, run to the senate-house;
   Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone:
   Why dost thou stay?

LUCIUS

   To know my errand, madam.

PORTIA

   I would have had thee there, and here again,
   Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there.
   O constancy, be strong upon my side,
   Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue!
   I have a man's mind, but a woman's might.
   How hard it is for women to keep counsel!
   Art thou here yet?

LUCIUS

   Madam, what should I do?
   Run to the Capitol, and nothing else?
   And so return to you, and nothing else?

PORTIA

   Yes, bring me word, boy, if thy lord look well,
   For he went sickly forth: and take good note
   What Caesar doth, what suitors press to him.
   Hark, boy! what noise is that?

LUCIUS

   I hear none, madam.

PORTIA

   Prithee, listen well;
   I heard a bustling rumour, like a fray,
   And the wind brings it from the Capitol.

LUCIUS

   Sooth, madam, I hear nothing.
   Enter the Soothsayer

PORTIA

   Come hither, fellow: which way hast thou been?

Soothsayer

   At mine own house, good lady.

PORTIA

   What is't o'clock?

Soothsayer

   About the ninth hour, lady.

PORTIA

   Is Caesar yet gone to the Capitol?

Soothsayer

   Madam, not yet: I go to take my stand,
   To see him pass on to the Capitol.

PORTIA

   Thou hast some suit to Caesar, hast thou not?

Soothsayer

   That I have, lady: if it will please Caesar
   To be so good to Caesar as to hear me,
   I shall beseech him to befriend himself.

PORTIA

   Why, know'st thou any harm's intended towards him?

Soothsayer

   None that I know will be, much that I fear may chance.
   Good morrow to you. Here the street is narrow:
   The throng that follows Caesar at the heels,
   Of senators, of praetors, common suitors,
   Will crowd a feeble man almost to death:
   I'll get me to a place more void, and there
   Speak to great Caesar as he comes along.
   Exit

PORTIA

   I must go in. Ay me, how weak a thing
   The heart of woman is! O Brutus,
   The heavens speed thee in thine enterprise!
   Sure, the boy heard me: Brutus hath a suit
   That Caesar will not grant. O, I grow faint.
   Run, Lucius, and commend me to my lord;
   Say I am merry: come to me again,
   And bring me word what he doth say to thee.
   Exeunt severally

ACT III SCENE I. Rome. Before the Capitol; the Senate sitting above.

   A crowd of people; among them ARTEMIDORUS and the Soothsayer. Flourish. Enter CAESAR, BRUTUS, CASSIUS, CASCA, DECIUS BRUTUS, METELLUS CIMBER, TREBONIUS, CINNA, ANTONY, LEPIDUS, POPILIUS, PUBLIUS, and others 

CAESAR

   [To the Soothsayer] The ides of March are come.

Soothsayer

   Ay, Caesar; but not gone.

ARTEMIDORUS

   Hail, Caesar! read this schedule.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Trebonius doth desire you to o'erread,
   At your best leisure, this his humble suit.

ARTEMIDORUS

   O Caesar, read mine first; for mine's a suit
   That touches Caesar nearer: read it, great Caesar.

CAESAR

   What touches us ourself shall be last served.

ARTEMIDORUS

   Delay not, Caesar; read it instantly.

CAESAR

   What, is the fellow mad?

PUBLIUS

   Sirrah, give place.

CASSIUS

   What, urge you your petitions in the street?
   Come to the Capitol.
   CAESAR goes up to the Senate-House, the rest following

POPILIUS

   I wish your enterprise to-day may thrive.

CASSIUS

   What enterprise, Popilius?

POPILIUS

   Fare you well.
   Advances to CAESAR

BRUTUS

   What said Popilius Lena?

CASSIUS

   He wish'd to-day our enterprise might thrive.
   I fear our purpose is discovered.

BRUTUS

   Look, how he makes to Caesar; mark him.

CASSIUS

   Casca, be sudden, for we fear prevention.
   Brutus, what shall be done? If this be known,
   Cassius or Caesar never shall turn back,
   For I will slay myself.

BRUTUS

   Cassius, be constant:
   Popilius Lena speaks not of our purposes;
   For, look, he smiles, and Caesar doth not change.

CASSIUS

   Trebonius knows his time; for, look you, Brutus.
   He draws Mark Antony out of the way.
   Exeunt ANTONY and TREBONIUS

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Where is Metellus Cimber? Let him go,
   And presently prefer his suit to Caesar.

BRUTUS

   He is address'd: press near and second him.

CINNA

   Casca, you are the first that rears your hand.

CAESAR

   Are we all ready? What is now amiss
   That Caesar and his senate must redress?

METELLUS CIMBER

   Most high, most mighty, and most puissant Caesar,
   Metellus Cimber throws before thy seat
   An humble heart,--
   Kneeling

CAESAR

   I must prevent thee, Cimber.
   These couchings and these lowly courtesies
   Might fire the blood of ordinary men,
   And turn pre-ordinance and first decree
   Into the law of children. Be not fond,
   To think that Caesar bears such rebel blood
   That will be thaw'd from the true quality
   With that which melteth fools; I mean, sweet words,
   Low-crooked court'sies and base spaniel-fawning.
   Thy brother by decree is banished:
   If thou dost bend and pray and fawn for him,
   I spurn thee like a cur out of my way.
   Know, Caesar doth not wrong, nor without cause
   Will he be satisfied.

METELLUS CIMBER

   Is there no voice more worthy than my own
   To sound more sweetly in great Caesar's ear
   For the repealing of my banish'd brother?

BRUTUS

   I kiss thy hand, but not in flattery, Caesar;
   Desiring thee that Publius Cimber may
   Have an immediate freedom of repeal.

CAESAR

   What, Brutus!

CASSIUS

   Pardon, Caesar; Caesar, pardon:
   As low as to thy foot doth Cassius fall,
   To beg enfranchisement for Publius Cimber.

CASSIUS

   I could be well moved, if I were as you:
   If I could pray to move, prayers would move me:
   But I am constant as the northern star,
   Of whose true-fix'd and resting quality
   There is no fellow in the firmament.
   The skies are painted with unnumber'd sparks,
   They are all fire and every one doth shine,
   But there's but one in all doth hold his place:
   So in the world; 'tis furnish'd well with men,
   And men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive;
   Yet in the number I do know but one
   That unassailable holds on his rank,
   Unshaked of motion: and that I am he,
   Let me a little show it, even in this;
   That I was constant Cimber should be banish'd,
   And constant do remain to keep him so.

CINNA

   O Caesar,--

CAESAR

   Hence! wilt thou lift up Olympus?

DECIUS BRUTUS

   Great Caesar,--

CAESAR

   Doth not Brutus bootless kneel?

CASCA

   Speak, hands for me!
   CASCA first, then the other Conspirators and BRUTUS stab CAESAR

CAESAR

   Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar.
   Dies

CINNA

   Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
   Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.

CASSIUS

   Some to the common pulpits, and cry out
   'Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!'

BRUTUS

   People and senators, be not affrighted;
   Fly not; stand stiff: ambition's debt is paid.

CASCA

   Go to the pulpit, Brutus.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   And Cassius too.

BRUTUS

   Where's Publius?

CINNA

   Here, quite confounded with this mutiny.

METELLUS CIMBER

   Stand fast together, lest some friend of Caesar's
   Should chance--

BRUTUS

   Talk not of standing. Publius, good cheer;
   There is no harm intended to your person,
   Nor to no Roman else: so tell them, Publius.

CASSIUS

   And leave us, Publius; lest that the people,
   Rushing on us, should do your age some mischief.

BRUTUS

   Do so: and let no man abide this deed,
   But we the doers.
   Re-enter TREBONIUS

CASSIUS

   Where is Antony?

TREBONIUS

   Fled to his house amazed:
   Men, wives and children stare, cry out and run
   As it were doomsday.

BRUTUS

   Fates, we will know your pleasures:
   That we shall die, we know; 'tis but the time
   And drawing days out, that men stand upon.

CASSIUS

   Why, he that cuts off twenty years of life
   Cuts off so many years of fearing death.

BRUTUS

   Grant that, and then is death a benefit:
   So are we Caesar's friends, that have abridged
   His time of fearing death. Stoop, Romans, stoop,
   And let us bathe our hands in Caesar's blood
   Up to the elbows, and besmear our swords:
   Then walk we forth, even to the market-place,
   And, waving our red weapons o'er our heads,
   Let's all cry 'Peace, freedom and liberty!'

CASSIUS

   Stoop, then, and wash. How many ages hence
   Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
   In states unborn and accents yet unknown!

BRUTUS

   How many times shall Caesar bleed in sport,
   That now on Pompey's basis lies along
   No worthier than the dust!

CASSIUS

   So oft as that shall be,
   So often shall the knot of us be call'd
   The men that gave their country liberty.

DECIUS BRUTUS

   What, shall we forth?

CASSIUS

   Ay, every man away:
   Brutus shall lead; and we will grace his heels
   With the most boldest and best hearts of Rome.
   Enter a Servant

BRUTUS

   Soft! who comes here? A friend of Antony's.

Servant

   Thus, Brutus, did my master bid me kneel:
   Thus did Mark Antony bid me fall down;
   And, being prostrate, thus he bade me say:
   Brutus is noble, wise, valiant, and honest;
   Caesar was mighty, bold, royal, and loving:
   Say I love Brutus, and I honour him;
   Say I fear'd Caesar, honour'd him and loved him.
   If Brutus will vouchsafe that Antony
   May safely come to him, and be resolved
   How Caesar hath deserved to lie in death,
   Mark Antony shall not love Caesar dead
   So well as Brutus living; but will follow
   The fortunes and affairs of noble Brutus
   Thorough the hazards of this untrod state
   With all true faith. So says my master Antony.

BRUTUS

   Thy master is a wise and valiant Roman;
   I never thought him worse.
   Tell him, so please him come unto this place,
   He shall be satisfied; and, by my honour,
   Depart untouch'd.

Servant

   I'll fetch him presently.
   Exit

BRUTUS

   I know that we shall have him well to friend.

CASSIUS

   I wish we may: but yet have I a mind
   That fears him much; and my misgiving still
   Falls shrewdly to the purpose.

BRUTUS

   But here comes Antony.
   Re-enter ANTONY
   Welcome, Mark Antony.

ANTONY

   O mighty Caesar! dost thou lie so low?
   Are all thy conquests, glories, triumphs, spoils,
   Shrunk to this little measure? Fare thee well.
   I know not, gentlemen, what you intend,
   Who else must be let blood, who else is rank:
   If I myself, there is no hour so fit
   As Caesar's death hour, nor no instrument
   Of half that worth as those your swords, made rich
   With the most noble blood of all this world.
   I do beseech ye, if you bear me hard,
   Now, whilst your purpled hands do reek and smoke,
   Fulfil your pleasure. Live a thousand years,
   I shall not find myself so apt to die:
   No place will please me so, no mean of death,
   As here by Caesar, and by you cut off,
   The choice and master spirits of this age.

BRUTUS

   O Antony, beg not your death of us.
   Though now we must appear bloody and cruel,
   As, by our hands and this our present act,
   You see we do, yet see you but our hands
   And this the bleeding business they have done:
   Our hearts you see not; they are pitiful;
   And pity to the general wrong of Rome--
   As fire drives out fire, so pity pity--
   Hath done this deed on Caesar. For your part,
   To you our swords have leaden points, Mark Antony:
   Our arms, in strength of malice, and our hearts
   Of brothers' temper, do receive you in
   With all kind love, good thoughts, and reverence.

CASSIUS

   Your voice shall be as strong as any man's
   In the disposing of new dignities.

BRUTUS

   Only be patient till we have appeased
   The multitude, beside themselves with fear,
   And then we will deliver you the cause,
   Why I, that did love Caesar when I struck him,
   Have thus proceeded.

ANTONY

   I doubt not of your wisdom.
   Let each man render me his bloody hand:
   First, Marcus Brutus, will I shake with you;
   Next, Caius Cassius, do I take your hand;
   Now, Decius Brutus, yours: now yours, Metellus;
   Yours, Cinna; and, my valiant Casca, yours;
   Though last, not last in love, yours, good Trebonius.
   Gentlemen all,--alas, what shall I say?
   My credit now stands on such slippery ground,
   That one of two bad ways you must conceit me,
   Either a coward or a flatterer.
   That I did love thee, Caesar, O, 'tis true:
   If then thy spirit look upon us now,
   Shall it not grieve thee dearer than thy death,
   To see thy thy Anthony making his peace,
   Shaking the bloody fingers of thy foes,
   Most noble! in the presence of thy corse?
   Had I as many eyes as thou hast wounds,
   Weeping as fast as they stream forth thy blood,
   It would become me better than to close
   In terms of friendship with thine enemies.
   Pardon me, Julius! Here wast thou bay'd, brave hart;
   Here didst thou fall; and here thy hunters stand,
   Sign'd in thy spoil, and crimson'd in thy lethe.
   O world, thou wast the forest to this hart;
   And this, indeed, O world, the heart of thee.
   How like a deer, strucken by many princes,
   Dost thou here lie!

CASSIUS

   Mark Antony,--

ANTONY

   Pardon me, Caius Cassius:
   The enemies of Caesar shall say this;
   Then, in a friend, it is cold modesty.

CASSIUS

   I blame you not for praising Caesar so;
   But what compact mean you to have with us?
   Will you be prick'd in number of our friends;
   Or shall we on, and not depend on you?

ANTONY

   Therefore I took your hands, but was, indeed,
   Sway'd from the point, by looking down on Caesar.
   Friends am I with you all and love you all,
   Upon this hope, that you shall give me reasons
   Why and wherein Caesar was dangerous.

BRUTUS

   Or else were this a savage spectacle:
   Our reasons are so full of good regard
   That were you, Antony, the son of Caesar,
   You should be satisfied.

ANTONY

   That's all I seek:
   And am moreover suitor that I may
   Produce his body to the market-place;
   And in the pulpit, as becomes a friend,
   Speak in the order of his funeral.

BRUTUS

   You shall, Mark Antony.

CASSIUS

   Brutus, a word with you.
   Aside to BRUTUS
   You know not what you do: do not consent
   That Antony speak in his funeral:
   Know you how much the people may be moved
   By that which he will utter?

BRUTUS

   By your pardon;
   I will myself into the pulpit first,
   And show the reason of our Caesar's death:
   What Antony shall speak, I will protest
   He speaks by leave and by permission,
   And that we are contented Caesar shall
   Have all true rites and lawful ceremonies.
   It shall advantage more than do us wrong.

CASSIUS

   I know not what may fall; I like it not.

BRUTUS

   Mark Antony, here, take you Caesar's body.
   You shall not in your funeral speech blame us,
   But speak all good you can devise of Caesar,
   And say you do't by our permission;
   Else shall you not have any hand at all
   About his funeral: and you shall speak
   In the same pulpit whereto I am going,
   After my speech is ended.

ANTONY

   Be it so.
   I do desire no more.

BRUTUS

   Prepare the body then, and follow us.
   Exeunt all but ANTONY

ANTONY

   O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
   That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!
   Thou art the ruins of the noblest man
   That ever lived in the tide of times.
   Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
   Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,--
   Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
   To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue--
   A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
   Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
   Shall cumber all the parts of Italy;
   Blood and destruction shall be so in use
   And dreadful objects so familiar
   That mothers shall but smile when they behold
   Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
   All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
   And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
   With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
   Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
   Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
   That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
   With carrion men, groaning for burial.
   Enter a Servant
   You serve Octavius Caesar, do you not?

Servant

   I do, Mark Antony.

ANTONY

   Caesar did write for him to come to Rome.

Servant

   He did receive his letters, and is coming;
   And bid me say to you by word of mouth--
   O Caesar!--
   Seeing the body

ANTONY

   Thy heart is big, get thee apart and weep.
   Passion, I see, is catching; for mine eyes,
   Seeing those beads of sorrow stand in thine,
   Began to water. Is thy master coming?

Servant

   He lies to-night within seven leagues of Rome.

ANTONY

   Post back with speed, and tell him what hath chanced:
   Here is a mourning Rome, a dangerous Rome,
   No Rome of safety for Octavius yet;
   Hie hence, and tell him so. Yet, stay awhile;
   Thou shalt not back till I have borne this corse
   Into the market-place: there shall I try
   In my oration, how the people take
   The cruel issue of these bloody men;
   According to the which, thou shalt discourse
   To young Octavius of the state of things.
   Lend me your hand.
   Exeunt with CAESAR's body

SCENE II. The Forum.

   Enter BRUTUS and CASSIUS, and a throng of Citizens 

Citizens

   We will be satisfied; let us be satisfied.

BRUTUS

   Then follow me, and give me audience, friends.
   Cassius, go you into the other street,
   And part the numbers.
   Those that will hear me speak, let 'em stay here;
   Those that will follow Cassius, go with him;
   And public reasons shall be rendered
   Of Caesar's death.

First Citizen

   I will hear Brutus speak.

Second Citizen

   I will hear Cassius; and compare their reasons,
   When severally we hear them rendered.
   Exit CASSIUS, with some of the Citizens. BRUTUS goes into the pulpit

Third Citizen

   The noble Brutus is ascended: silence!

BRUTUS

   Be patient till the last.
   Romans, countrymen, and lovers! hear me for my
   cause, and be silent, that you may hear: believe me
   for mine honour, and have respect to mine honour, that
   you may believe: censure me in your wisdom, and
   awake your senses, that you may the better judge.
   If there be any in this assembly, any dear friend of
   Caesar's, to him I say, that Brutus' love to Caesar
   was no less than his. If then that friend demand
   why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is my answer:
   --Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved
   Rome more. Had you rather Caesar were living and
   die all slaves, than that Caesar were dead, to live
   all free men? As Caesar loved me, I weep for him;
   as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it; as he was
   valiant, I honour him: but, as he was ambitious, I
   slew him. There is tears for his love; joy for his
   fortune; honour for his valour; and death for his
   ambition. Who is here so base that would be a
   bondman? If any, speak; for him have I offended.
   Who is here so rude that would not be a Roman? If
   any, speak; for him have I offended. Who is here so
   vile that will not love his country? If any, speak;
   for him have I offended. I pause for a reply.

All

   None, Brutus, none.

BRUTUS

   Then none have I offended. I have done no more to
   Caesar than you shall do to Brutus. The question of
   his death is enrolled in the Capitol; his glory not
   extenuated, wherein he was worthy, nor his offences
   enforced, for which he suffered death.
   Enter ANTONY and others, with CAESAR's body
   Here comes his body, mourned by Mark Antony: who,
   though he had no hand in his death, shall receive
   the benefit of his dying, a place in the
   commonwealth; as which of you shall not? With this
   I depart,--that, as I slew my best lover for the
   good of Rome, I have the same dagger for myself,
   when it shall please my country to need my death.

All

   Live, Brutus! live, live!

First Citizen

   Bring him with triumph home unto his house.

Second Citizen

   Give him a statue with his ancestors.

Third Citizen

   Let him be Caesar.

Fourth Citizen

   Caesar's better parts
   Shall be crown'd in Brutus.

First Citizen

   We'll bring him to his house
   With shouts and clamours.

BRUTUS

   My countrymen,--

Second Citizen

   Peace, silence! Brutus speaks.

First Citizen

   Peace, ho!

BRUTUS

   Good countrymen, let me depart alone,
   And, for my sake, stay here with Antony:
   Do grace to Caesar's corpse, and grace his speech
   Tending to Caesar's glories; which Mark Antony,
   By our permission, is allow'd to make.
   I do entreat you, not a man depart,
   Save I alone, till Antony have spoke.
   Exit

First Citizen

   Stay, ho! and let us hear Mark Antony.

Third Citizen

   Let him go up into the public chair;
   We'll hear him. Noble Antony, go up.

ANTONY

   For Brutus' sake, I am beholding to you.
   Goes into the pulpit

Fourth Citizen

   What does he say of Brutus?

Third Citizen

   He says, for Brutus' sake,
   He finds himself beholding to us all.

Fourth Citizen

   'Twere best he speak no harm of Brutus here.

First Citizen

   This Caesar was a tyrant.

Third Citizen

   Nay, that's certain:
   We are blest that Rome is rid of him.

Second Citizen

   Peace! let us hear what Antony can say.

ANTONY

   You gentle Romans,--

Citizens

   Peace, ho! let us hear him.

ANTONY

   Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
   I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
   The evil that men do lives after them;
   The good is oft interred with their bones;
   So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
   Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
   If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
   And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
   Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest--
   For Brutus is an honourable man;
   So are they all, all honourable men--
   Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
   He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
   But Brutus says he was ambitious;
   And Brutus is an honourable man.
   He hath brought many captives home to Rome
   Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
   Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
   When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
   Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
   Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
   And Brutus is an honourable man.
   You all did see that on the Lupercal
   I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
   Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
   Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
   And, sure, he is an honourable man.
   I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
   But here I am to speak what I do know.
   You all did love him once, not without cause:
   What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
   O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
   And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
   My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
   And I must pause till it come back to me.

First Citizen

   Methinks there is much reason in his sayings.

Second Citizen

   If thou consider rightly of the matter,
   Caesar has had great wrong.

Third Citizen

   Has he, masters?
   I fear there will a worse come in his place.

Fourth Citizen

   Mark'd ye his words? He would not take the crown;
   Therefore 'tis certain he was not ambitious.

First Citizen

   If it be found so, some will dear abide it.

Second Citizen

   Poor soul! his eyes are red as fire with weeping.

Third Citizen

   There's not a nobler man in Rome than Antony.

Fourth Citizen

   Now mark him, he begins again to speak.

ANTONY

   But yesterday the word of Caesar might
   Have stood against the world; now lies he there.
   And none so poor to do him reverence.
   O masters, if I were disposed to stir
   Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage,
   I should do Brutus wrong, and Cassius wrong,
   Who, you all know, are honourable men:
   I will not do them wrong; I rather choose
   To wrong the dead, to wrong myself and you,
   Than I will wrong such honourable men.
   But here's a parchment with the seal of Caesar;
   I found it in his closet, 'tis his will:
   Let but the commons hear this testament--
   Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read--
   And they would go and kiss dead Caesar's wounds
   And dip their napkins in his sacred blood,
   Yea, beg a hair of him for memory,
   And, dying, mention it within their wills,
   Bequeathing it as a rich legacy
   Unto their issue.

Fourth Citizen

   We'll hear the will: read it, Mark Antony.

All

   The will, the will! we will hear Caesar's will.

ANTONY

   Have patience, gentle friends, I must not read it;
   It is not meet you know how Caesar loved you.
   You are not wood, you are not stones, but men;
   And, being men, bearing the will of Caesar,
   It will inflame you, it will make you mad:
   'Tis good you know not that you are his heirs;
   For, if you should, O, what would come of it!

Fourth Citizen

   Read the will; we'll hear it, Antony;
   You shall read us the will, Caesar's will.

ANTONY

   Will you be patient? will you stay awhile?
   I have o'ershot myself to tell you of it:
   I fear I wrong the honourable men
   Whose daggers have stabb'd Caesar; I do fear it.

Fourth Citizen

   They were traitors: honourable men!

All

   The will! the testament!

Second Citizen

   They were villains, murderers: the will! read the will.

ANTONY

   You will compel me, then, to read the will?
   Then make a ring about the corpse of Caesar,
   And let me show you him that made the will.
   Shall I descend? and will you give me leave?

Several Citizens

   Come down.

Second Citizen

   Descend.

Third Citizen

   You shall have leave.
   ANTONY comes down

Fourth Citizen

   A ring; stand round.

First Citizen

   Stand from the hearse, stand from the body.

Second Citizen

   Room for Antony, most noble Antony.

ANTONY

   Nay, press not so upon me; stand far off.

Several Citizens

   Stand back; room; bear back.

ANTONY

   If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.
   You all do know this mantle: I remember
   The first time ever Caesar put it on;
   'Twas on a summer's evening, in his tent,
   That day he overcame the Nervii:
   Look, in this place ran Cassius' dagger through:
   See what a rent the envious Casca made:
   Through this the well-beloved Brutus stabb'd;
   And as he pluck'd his cursed steel away,
   Mark how the blood of Caesar follow'd it,
   As rushing out of doors, to be resolved
   If Brutus so unkindly knock'd, or no;
   For Brutus, as you know, was Caesar's angel:
   Judge, O you gods, how dearly Caesar loved him!
   This was the most unkindest cut of all;
   For when the noble Caesar saw him stab,
   Ingratitude, more strong than traitors' arms,
   Quite vanquish'd him: then burst his mighty heart;
   And, in his mantle muffling up his face,
   Even at the base of Pompey's statua,
   Which all the while ran blood, great Caesar fell.
   O, what a fall was there, my countrymen!
   Then I, and you, and all of us fell down,
   Whilst bloody treason flourish'd over us.
   O, now you weep; and, I perceive, you feel
   The dint of pity: these are gracious drops.
   Kind souls, what, weep you when you but behold
   Our Caesar's vesture wounded? Look you here,
   Here is himself, marr'd, as you see, with traitors.

First Citizen

   O piteous spectacle!

Second Citizen

   O noble Caesar!

Third Citizen

   O woful day!

Fourth Citizen

   O traitors, villains!

First Citizen

   O most bloody sight!

Second Citizen

   We will be revenged.

All

   Revenge! About! Seek! Burn! Fire! Kill! Slay!
   Let not a traitor live!

ANTONY

   Stay, countrymen.

First Citizen

   Peace there! hear the noble Antony.

Second Citizen

   We'll hear him, we'll follow him, we'll die with him.

ANTONY

   Good friends, sweet friends, let me not stir you up
   To such a sudden flood of mutiny.
   They that have done this deed are honourable:
   What private griefs they have, alas, I know not,
   That made them do it: they are wise and honourable,
   And will, no doubt, with reasons answer you.
   I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts:
   I am no orator, as Brutus is;
   But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man,
   That love my friend; and that they know full well
   That gave me public leave to speak of him:
   For I have neither wit, nor words, nor worth,
   Action, nor utterance, nor the power of speech,
   To stir men's blood: I only speak right on;
   I tell you that which you yourselves do know;
   Show you sweet Caesar's wounds, poor poor dumb mouths,
   And bid them speak for me: but were I Brutus,
   And Brutus Antony, there were an Antony
   Would ruffle up your spirits and put a tongue
   In every wound of Caesar that should move
   The stones of Rome to rise and mutiny.

All

   We'll mutiny.

First Citizen

   We'll burn the house of Brutus.

Third Citizen

   Away, then! come, seek the conspirators.

ANTONY

   Yet hear me, countrymen; yet hear me speak.

All

   Peace, ho! Hear Antony. Most noble Antony!

ANTONY

   Why, friends, you go to do you know not what:
   Wherein hath Caesar thus deserved your loves?
   Alas, you know not: I must tell you then:
   You have forgot the will I told you of.

All

   Most true. The will! Let's stay and hear the will.

ANTONY

   Here is the will, and under Caesar's seal.
   To every Roman citizen he gives,
   To every several man, seventy-five drachmas.

Second Citizen

   Most noble Caesar! We'll revenge his death.

Third Citizen

   O royal Caesar!

ANTONY

   Hear me with patience.

All

   Peace, ho!

ANTONY

   Moreover, he hath left you all his walks,
   His private arbours and new-planted orchards,
   On this side Tiber; he hath left them you,
   And to your heirs for ever, common pleasures,
   To walk abroad, and recreate yourselves.
   Here was a Caesar! when comes such another?

First Citizen

   Never, never. Come, away, away!
   We'll burn his body in the holy place,
   And with the brands fire the traitors' houses.
   Take up the body.

Second Citizen

   Go fetch fire.

Third Citizen

   Pluck down benches.

Fourth Citizen

   Pluck down forms, windows, any thing.
   Exeunt Citizens with the body

ANTONY

   Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot,
   Take thou what course thou wilt!
   Enter a Servant
   How now, fellow!

Servant

   Sir, Octavius is already come to Rome.

ANTONY

   Where is he?

Servant

   He and Lepidus are at Caesar's house.

ANTONY

   And thither will I straight to visit him:
   He comes upon a wish. Fortune is merry,
   And in this mood will give us any thing.

Servant

   I heard him say, Brutus and Cassius
   Are rid like madmen through the gates of Rome.

ANTONY

   Belike they had some notice of the people,
   How I had moved them. Bring me to Octavius.
   Exeunt

SCENE III. A street.

   Enter CINNA the poet 

CINNA THE POET

   I dreamt to-night that I did feast with Caesar,
   And things unlucky charge my fantasy:
   I have no will to wander forth of doors,
   Yet something leads me forth.
   Enter Citizens

First Citizen

   What is your name?

Second Citizen

   Whither are you going?

Third Citizen

   Where do you dwell?

Fourth Citizen

   Are you a married man or a bachelor?

Second Citizen

   Answer every man directly.

First Citizen

   Ay, and briefly.

Fourth Citizen

   Ay, and wisely.

Third Citizen

   Ay, and truly, you were best.

CINNA THE POET

   What is my name? Whither am I going? Where do I
   dwell? Am I a married man or a bachelor? Then, to
   answer every man directly and briefly, wisely and
   truly: wisely I say, I am a bachelor.

Second Citizen

   That's as much as to say, they are fools that marry:
   you'll bear me a bang for that, I fear. Proceed; directly.

CINNA THE POET

   Directly, I am going to Caesar's funeral.

First Citizen

   As a friend or an enemy?

CINNA THE POET

   As a friend.

Second Citizen

   That matter is answered directly.

Fourth Citizen

   For your dwelling,--briefly.

CINNA THE POET

   Briefly, I dwell by the Capitol.

Third Citizen

   Your name, sir, truly.

CINNA THE POET

   Truly, my name is Cinna.

First Citizen

   Tear him to pieces; he's a conspirator.

CINNA THE POET

   I am Cinna the poet, I am Cinna the poet.

Fourth Citizen

   Tear him for his bad verses, tear him for his bad verses.

CINNA THE POET

   I am not Cinna the conspirator.

Fourth Citizen

   It is no matter, his name's Cinna; pluck but his
   name out of his heart, and turn him going.

Third Citizen

   Tear him, tear him! Come, brands ho! fire-brands:
   to Brutus', to Cassius'; burn all: some to Decius'
   house, and some to Casca's; some to Ligarius': away, go!
   Exeunt

ACT IV SCENE I. A house in Rome.

   ANTONY, OCTAVIUS, and LEPIDUS, seated at a table 

ANTONY

   These many, then, shall die; their names are prick'd.

OCTAVIUS

   Your brother too must die; consent you, Lepidus?

LEPIDUS

   I do consent--

OCTAVIUS

   Prick him down, Antony.

LEPIDUS

   Upon condition Publius shall not live,
   Who is your sister's son, Mark Antony.

ANTONY

   He shall not live; look, with a spot I damn him.
   But, Lepidus, go you to Caesar's house;
   Fetch the will hither, and we shall determine
   How to cut off some charge in legacies.

LEPIDUS

   What, shall I find you here?

OCTAVIUS

   Or here, or at the Capitol.
   Exit LEPIDUS

ANTONY

   This is a slight unmeritable man,
   Meet to be sent on errands: is it fit,
   The three-fold world divided, he should stand
   One of the three to share it?

OCTAVIUS

   So you thought him;
   And took his voice who should be prick'd to die,
   In our black sentence and proscription.

ANTONY

   Octavius, I have seen more days than you:
   And though we lay these honours on this man,
   To ease ourselves of divers slanderous loads,
   He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold,
   To groan and sweat under the business,
   Either led or driven, as we point the way;
   And having brought our treasure where we will,
   Then take we down his load, and turn him off,
   Like to the empty ass, to shake his ears,
   And graze in commons.

OCTAVIUS

   You may do your will;
   But he's a tried and valiant soldier.

ANTONY

   So is my horse, Octavius; and for that
   I do appoint him store of provender:
   It is a creature that I teach to fight,
   To wind, to stop, to run directly on,
   His corporal motion govern'd by my spirit.
   And, in some taste, is Lepidus but so;
   He must be taught and train'd and bid go forth;
   A barren-spirited fellow; one that feeds
   On abjects, orts and imitations,
   Which, out of use and staled by other men,
   Begin his fashion: do not talk of him,
   But as a property. And now, Octavius,
   Listen great things:--Brutus and Cassius
   Are levying powers: we must straight make head:
   Therefore let our alliance be combined,
   Our best friends made, our means stretch'd
   And let us presently go sit in council,
   How covert matters may be best disclosed,
   And open perils surest answered.

OCTAVIUS

   Let us do so: for we are at the stake,
   And bay'd about with many enemies;
   And some that smile have in their hearts, I fear,
   Millions of mischiefs.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. Camp near Sardis. Before BRUTUS's tent.

   Drum. Enter BRUTUS, LUCILIUS, LUCIUS, and Soldiers; TITINIUS and PINDARUS meeting them 

BRUTUS

   Stand, ho!

LUCILIUS

   Give the word, ho! and stand.

BRUTUS

   What now, Lucilius! is Cassius near?

LUCILIUS

   He is at hand; and Pindarus is come
   To do you salutation from his master.

BRUTUS

   He greets me well. Your master, Pindarus,
   In his own change, or by ill officers,
   Hath given me some worthy cause to wish
   Things done, undone: but, if he be at hand,
   I shall be satisfied.

PINDARUS

   I do not doubt
   But that my noble master will appear
   Such as he is, full of regard and honour.

BRUTUS

   He is not doubted. A word, Lucilius;
   How he received you, let me be resolved.

LUCILIUS

   With courtesy and with respect enough;
   But not with such familiar instances,
   Nor with such free and friendly conference,
   As he hath used of old.

BRUTUS

   Thou hast described
   A hot friend cooling: ever note, Lucilius,
   When love begins to sicken and decay,
   It useth an enforced ceremony.
   There are no tricks in plain and simple faith;
   But hollow men, like horses hot at hand,
   Make gallant show and promise of their mettle;
   But when they should endure the bloody spur,
   They fall their crests, and, like deceitful jades,
   Sink in the trial. Comes his army on?

LUCILIUS

   They mean this night in Sardis to be quarter'd;
   The greater part, the horse in general,
   Are come with Cassius.

BRUTUS

   Hark! he is arrived.
   Low march within
   March gently on to meet him.
   Enter CASSIUS and his powers

CASSIUS

   Stand, ho!

BRUTUS

   Stand, ho! Speak the word along.

First Soldier

   Stand!

Second Soldier

   Stand!

Third Soldier

   Stand!

CASSIUS

   Most noble brother, you have done me wrong.

BRUTUS

   Judge me, you gods! wrong I mine enemies?
   And, if not so, how should I wrong a brother?

CASSIUS

   Brutus, this sober form of yours hides wrongs;
   And when you do them--

BRUTUS

   Cassius, be content.
   Speak your griefs softly: I do know you well.
   Before the eyes of both our armies here,
   Which should perceive nothing but love from us,
   Let us not wrangle: bid them move away;
   Then in my tent, Cassius, enlarge your griefs,
   And I will give you audience.

CASSIUS

   Pindarus,
   Bid our commanders lead their charges off
   A little from this ground.

BRUTUS

   Lucilius, do you the like; and let no man
   Come to our tent till we have done our conference.
   Let Lucius and Titinius guard our door.
   Exeunt

SCENE III. Brutus's tent.

   Enter BRUTUS and CASSIUS 

CASSIUS

   That you have wrong'd me doth appear in this:
   You have condemn'd and noted Lucius Pella
   For taking bribes here of the Sardians;
   Wherein my letters, praying on his side,
   Because I knew the man, were slighted off.

BRUTUS

   You wronged yourself to write in such a case.

CASSIUS

   In such a time as this it is not meet
   That every nice offence should bear his comment.

BRUTUS

   Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself
   Are much condemn'd to have an itching palm;
   To sell and mart your offices for gold
   To undeservers.

CASSIUS

   I an itching palm!
   You know that you are Brutus that speak this,
   Or, by the gods, this speech were else your last.

BRUTUS

   The name of Cassius honours this corruption,
   And chastisement doth therefore hide his head.

CASSIUS

   Chastisement!

BRUTUS

   Remember March, the ides of March remember:
   Did not great Julius bleed for justice' sake?
   What villain touch'd his body, that did stab,
   And not for justice? What, shall one of us
   That struck the foremost man of all this world
   But for supporting robbers, shall we now
   Contaminate our fingers with base bribes,
   And sell the mighty space of our large honours
   For so much trash as may be grasped thus?
   I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon,
   Than such a Roman.

CASSIUS

   Brutus, bay not me;
   I'll not endure it: you forget yourself,
   To hedge me in; I am a soldier, I,
   Older in practise, abler than yourself
   To make conditions.

BRUTUS

   Go to; you are not, Cassius.

CASSIUS

   I am.

BRUTUS

   I say you are not.

CASSIUS

   Urge me no more, I shall forget myself;
   Have mind upon your health, tempt me no further.

BRUTUS

   Away, slight man!

CASSIUS

   Is't possible?

BRUTUS

   Hear me, for I will speak.
   Must I give way and room to your rash choler?
   Shall I be frighted when a madman stares?

CASSIUS

   O ye gods, ye gods! must I endure all this?

BRUTUS

   All this! ay, more: fret till your proud heart break;
   Go show your slaves how choleric you are,
   And make your bondmen tremble. Must I budge?
   Must I observe you? must I stand and crouch
   Under your testy humour? By the gods
   You shall digest the venom of your spleen,
   Though it do split you; for, from this day forth,
   I'll use you for my mirth, yea, for my laughter,
   When you are waspish.

CASSIUS

   Is it come to this?

BRUTUS

   You say you are a better soldier:
   Let it appear so; make your vaunting true,
   And it shall please me well: for mine own part,
   I shall be glad to learn of noble men.

CASSIUS

   You wrong me every way; you wrong me, Brutus;
   I said, an elder soldier, not a better:
   Did I say 'better'?

BRUTUS

   If you did, I care not.

CASSIUS

   When Caesar lived, he durst not thus have moved me.

BRUTUS

   Peace, peace! you durst not so have tempted him.

CASSIUS

   I durst not!

BRUTUS

   No.

CASSIUS

   What, durst not tempt him!

BRUTUS

   For your life you durst not!

CASSIUS

   Do not presume too much upon my love;
   I may do that I shall be sorry for.

BRUTUS

   You have done that you should be sorry for.
   There is no terror, Cassius, in your threats,
   For I am arm'd so strong in honesty
   That they pass by me as the idle wind,
   Which I respect not. I did send to you
   For certain sums of gold, which you denied me:
   For I can raise no money by vile means:
   By heaven, I had rather coin my heart,
   And drop my blood for drachmas, than to wring
   From the hard hands of peasants their vile trash
   By any indirection: I did send
   To you for gold to pay my legions,
   Which you denied me: was that done like Cassius?
   Should I have answer'd Caius Cassius so?
   When Marcus Brutus grows so covetous,
   To lock such rascal counters from his friends,
   Be ready, gods, with all your thunderbolts;
   Dash him to pieces!

CASSIUS

   I denied you not.

BRUTUS

   You did.

CASSIUS

   I did not: he was but a fool that brought
   My answer back. Brutus hath rived my heart:
   A friend should bear his friend's infirmities,
   But Brutus makes mine greater than they are.

BRUTUS

   I do not, till you practise them on me.

CASSIUS

   You love me not.

BRUTUS

   I do not like your faults.

CASSIUS

   A friendly eye could never see such faults.

BRUTUS

   A flatterer's would not, though they do appear
   As huge as high Olympus.

CASSIUS

   Come, Antony, and young Octavius, come,
   Revenge yourselves alone on Cassius,
   For Cassius is aweary of the world;
   Hated by one he loves; braved by his brother;
   Cheque'd like a bondman; all his faults observed,
   Set in a note-book, learn'd, and conn'd by rote,
   To cast into my teeth. O, I could weep
   My spirit from mine eyes! There is my dagger,
   And here my naked breast; within, a heart
   Dearer than Plutus' mine, richer than gold:
   If that thou be'st a Roman, take it forth;
   I, that denied thee gold, will give my heart:
   Strike, as thou didst at Caesar; for, I know,
   When thou didst hate him worst, thou lovedst him better
   Than ever thou lovedst Cassius.

BRUTUS

   Sheathe your dagger:
   Be angry when you will, it shall have scope;
   Do what you will, dishonour shall be humour.
   O Cassius, you are yoked with a lamb
   That carries anger as the flint bears fire;
   Who, much enforced, shows a hasty spark,
   And straight is cold again.

CASSIUS

   Hath Cassius lived
   To be but mirth and laughter to his Brutus,
   When grief, and blood ill-temper'd, vexeth him?

BRUTUS

   When I spoke that, I was ill-temper'd too.

CASSIUS

   Do you confess so much? Give me your hand.

BRUTUS

   And my heart too.

CASSIUS

   O Brutus!

BRUTUS

   What's the matter?

CASSIUS

   Have not you love enough to bear with me,
   When that rash humour which my mother gave me
   Makes me forgetful?

BRUTUS

   Yes, Cassius; and, from henceforth,
   When you are over-earnest with your Brutus,
   He'll think your mother chides, and leave you so.

Poet

   [Within] Let me go in to see the generals;
   There is some grudge between 'em, 'tis not meet
   They be alone.

LUCILIUS

   [Within] You shall not come to them.

Poet

   [Within] Nothing but death shall stay me.
   Enter Poet, followed by LUCILIUS, TITINIUS, and LUCIUS

CASSIUS

   How now! what's the matter?

Poet

   For shame, you generals! what do you mean?
   Love, and be friends, as two such men should be;
   For I have seen more years, I'm sure, than ye.

CASSIUS

   Ha, ha! how vilely doth this cynic rhyme!

BRUTUS

   Get you hence, sirrah; saucy fellow, hence!

CASSIUS

   Bear with him, Brutus; 'tis his fashion.

BRUTUS

   I'll know his humour, when he knows his time:
   What should the wars do with these jigging fools?
   Companion, hence!

CASSIUS

   Away, away, be gone.
   Exit Poet

BRUTUS

   Lucilius and Titinius, bid the commanders
   Prepare to lodge their companies to-night.

CASSIUS

   And come yourselves, and bring Messala with you
   Immediately to us.
   Exeunt LUCILIUS and TITINIUS

BRUTUS

   Lucius, a bowl of wine!
   Exit LUCIUS

CASSIUS

   I did not think you could have been so angry.

BRUTUS

   O Cassius, I am sick of many griefs.

CASSIUS

   Of your philosophy you make no use,
   If you give place to accidental evils.

BRUTUS

   No man bears sorrow better. Portia is dead.

CASSIUS

   Ha! Portia!

BRUTUS

   She is dead.

CASSIUS

   How 'scaped I killing when I cross'd you so?
   O insupportable and touching loss!
   Upon what sickness?

BRUTUS

   Impatient of my absence,
   And grief that young Octavius with Mark Antony
   Have made themselves so strong:--for with her death
   That tidings came;--with this she fell distract,
   And, her attendants absent, swallow'd fire.

CASSIUS

   And died so?

BRUTUS

   Even so.

CASSIUS

   O ye immortal gods!
   Re-enter LUCIUS, with wine and taper

BRUTUS

   Speak no more of her. Give me a bowl of wine.
   In this I bury all unkindness, Cassius.

CASSIUS

   My heart is thirsty for that noble pledge.
   Fill, Lucius, till the wine o'erswell the cup;
   I cannot drink too much of Brutus' love.

BRUTUS

   Come in, Titinius!
   Exit LUCIUS
   Re-enter TITINIUS, with MESSALA
   Welcome, good Messala.
   Now sit we close about this taper here,
   And call in question our necessities.

CASSIUS

   Portia, art thou gone?

BRUTUS

   No more, I pray you.
   Messala, I have here received letters,
   That young Octavius and Mark Antony
   Come down upon us with a mighty power,
   Bending their expedition toward Philippi.

MESSALA

   Myself have letters of the selfsame tenor.

BRUTUS

   With what addition?

MESSALA

   That by proscription and bills of outlawry,
   Octavius, Antony, and Lepidus,
   Have put to death an hundred senators.

BRUTUS

   Therein our letters do not well agree;
   Mine speak of seventy senators that died
   By their proscriptions, Cicero being one.

CASSIUS

   Cicero one!

MESSALA

   Cicero is dead,
   And by that order of proscription.
   Had you your letters from your wife, my lord?

BRUTUS

   No, Messala.

MESSALA

   Nor nothing in your letters writ of her?

BRUTUS

   Nothing, Messala.

MESSALA

   That, methinks, is strange.

BRUTUS

   Why ask you? hear you aught of her in yours?

MESSALA

   No, my lord.

BRUTUS

   Now, as you are a Roman, tell me true.

MESSALA

   Then like a Roman bear the truth I tell:
   For certain she is dead, and by strange manner.

BRUTUS

   Why, farewell, Portia. We must die, Messala:
   With meditating that she must die once,
   I have the patience to endure it now.

MESSALA

   Even so great men great losses should endure.

CASSIUS

   I have as much of this in art as you,
   But yet my nature could not bear it so.

BRUTUS

   Well, to our work alive. What do you think
   Of marching to Philippi presently?

CASSIUS

   I do not think it good.

BRUTUS

   Your reason?

CASSIUS

   This it is:
   'Tis better that the enemy seek us:
   So shall he waste his means, weary his soldiers,
   Doing himself offence; whilst we, lying still,
   Are full of rest, defense, and nimbleness.

BRUTUS

   Good reasons must, of force, give place to better.
   The people 'twixt Philippi and this ground
   Do stand but in a forced affection;
   For they have grudged us contribution:
   The enemy, marching along by them,
   By them shall make a fuller number up,
   Come on refresh'd, new-added, and encouraged;
   From which advantage shall we cut him off,
   If at Philippi we do face him there,
   These people at our back.

CASSIUS

   Hear me, good brother.

BRUTUS

   Under your pardon. You must note beside,
   That we have tried the utmost of our friends,
   Our legions are brim-full, our cause is ripe:
   The enemy increaseth every day;
   We, at the height, are ready to decline.
   There is a tide in the affairs of men,
   Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
   Omitted, all the voyage of their life
   Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
   On such a full sea are we now afloat;
   And we must take the current when it serves,
   Or lose our ventures.

CASSIUS

   Then, with your will, go on;
   We'll along ourselves, and meet them at Philippi.

BRUTUS

   The deep of night is crept upon our talk,
   And nature must obey necessity;
   Which we will niggard with a little rest.
   There is no more to say?

CASSIUS

   No more. Good night:
   Early to-morrow will we rise, and hence.

BRUTUS

   Lucius!
   Enter LUCIUS
   My gown.
   Exit LUCIUS
   Farewell, good Messala:
   Good night, Titinius. Noble, noble Cassius,
   Good night, and good repose.

CASSIUS

   O my dear brother!
   This was an ill beginning of the night:
   Never come such division 'tween our souls!
   Let it not, Brutus.

BRUTUS

   Every thing is well.

CASSIUS

   Good night, my lord.

BRUTUS

   Good night, good brother.

TITINIUS MESSALA

   Good night, Lord Brutus.

BRUTUS

   Farewell, every one.
   Exeunt all but BRUTUS
   Re-enter LUCIUS, with the gown
   Give me the gown. Where is thy instrument?

LUCIUS

   Here in the tent.

BRUTUS

   What, thou speak'st drowsily?
   Poor knave, I blame thee not; thou art o'er-watch'd.
   Call Claudius and some other of my men:
   I'll have them sleep on cushions in my tent.

LUCIUS

   Varro and Claudius!
   Enter VARRO and CLAUDIUS

VARRO

   Calls my lord?

BRUTUS

   I pray you, sirs, lie in my tent and sleep;
   It may be I shall raise you by and by
   On business to my brother Cassius.

VARRO

   So please you, we will stand and watch your pleasure.

BRUTUS

   I will not have it so: lie down, good sirs;
   It may be I shall otherwise bethink me.
   Look, Lucius, here's the book I sought for so;
   I put it in the pocket of my gown.
   VARRO and CLAUDIUS lie down

LUCIUS

   I was sure your lordship did not give it me.

BRUTUS

   Bear with me, good boy, I am much forgetful.
   Canst thou hold up thy heavy eyes awhile,
   And touch thy instrument a strain or two?

LUCIUS

   Ay, my lord, an't please you.

BRUTUS

   It does, my boy:
   I trouble thee too much, but thou art willing.

LUCIUS

   It is my duty, sir.

BRUTUS

   I should not urge thy duty past thy might;
   I know young bloods look for a time of rest.

LUCIUS

   I have slept, my lord, already.

BRUTUS

   It was well done; and thou shalt sleep again;
   I will not hold thee long: if I do live,
   I will be good to thee.
   Music, and a song
   This is a sleepy tune. O murderous slumber,
   Lay'st thou thy leaden mace upon my boy,
   That plays thee music? Gentle knave, good night;
   I will not do thee so much wrong to wake thee:
   If thou dost nod, thou break'st thy instrument;
   I'll take it from thee; and, good boy, good night.
   Let me see, let me see; is not the leaf turn'd down
   Where I left reading? Here it is, I think.
   Enter the Ghost of CAESAR
   How ill this taper burns! Ha! who comes here?
   I think it is the weakness of mine eyes
   That shapes this monstrous apparition.
   It comes upon me. Art thou any thing?
   Art thou some god, some angel, or some devil,
   That makest my blood cold and my hair to stare?
   Speak to me what thou art.

GHOST

   Thy evil spirit, Brutus.

BRUTUS

   Why comest thou?

GHOST

   To tell thee thou shalt see me at Philippi.

BRUTUS

   Well; then I shall see thee again?

GHOST

   Ay, at Philippi.

BRUTUS

   Why, I will see thee at Philippi, then.
   Exit Ghost
   Now I have taken heart thou vanishest:
   Ill spirit, I would hold more talk with thee.
   Boy, Lucius! Varro! Claudius! Sirs, awake! Claudius!

LUCIUS

   The strings, my lord, are false.

BRUTUS

   He thinks he still is at his instrument.
   Lucius, awake!

LUCIUS

   My lord?

BRUTUS

   Didst thou dream, Lucius, that thou so criedst out?

LUCIUS

   My lord, I do not know that I did cry.

BRUTUS

   Yes, that thou didst: didst thou see any thing?

LUCIUS

   Nothing, my lord.

BRUTUS

   Sleep again, Lucius. Sirrah Claudius!
   To VARRO
   Fellow thou, awake!

VARRO

   My lord?

CLAUDIUS

   My lord?

BRUTUS

   Why did you so cry out, sirs, in your sleep?

VARRO CLAUDIUS

   Did we, my lord?

BRUTUS

   Ay: saw you any thing?

VARRO

   No, my lord, I saw nothing.

CLAUDIUS

   Nor I, my lord.

BRUTUS

   Go and commend me to my brother Cassius;
   Bid him set on his powers betimes before,
   And we will follow.

VARRO CLAUDIUS

   It shall be done, my lord.
   Exeunt

ACT V SCENE I. The plains of Philippi.

   Enter OCTAVIUS, ANTONY, and their army 

OCTAVIUS

   Now, Antony, our hopes are answered:
   You said the enemy would not come down,
   But keep the hills and upper regions;
   It proves not so: their battles are at hand;
   They mean to warn us at Philippi here,
   Answering before we do demand of them.

ANTONY

   Tut, I am in their bosoms, and I know
   Wherefore they do it: they could be content
   To visit other places; and come down
   With fearful bravery, thinking by this face
   To fasten in our thoughts that they have courage;
   But 'tis not so.
   Enter a Messenger

Messenger

   Prepare you, generals:
   The enemy comes on in gallant show;
   Their bloody sign of battle is hung out,
   And something to be done immediately.

ANTONY

   Octavius, lead your battle softly on,
   Upon the left hand of the even field.

OCTAVIUS

   Upon the right hand I; keep thou the left.

ANTONY

   Why do you cross me in this exigent?

OCTAVIUS

   I do not cross you; but I will do so.
   March
   Drum. Enter BRUTUS, CASSIUS, and their Army; LUCILIUS, TITINIUS, MESSALA, and others

BRUTUS

   They stand, and would have parley.

CASSIUS

   Stand fast, Titinius: we must out and talk.

OCTAVIUS

   Mark Antony, shall we give sign of battle?

ANTONY

   No, Caesar, we will answer on their charge.
   Make forth; the generals would have some words.

OCTAVIUS

   Stir not until the signal.

BRUTUS

   Words before blows: is it so, countrymen?

OCTAVIUS

   Not that we love words better, as you do.

BRUTUS

   Good words are better than bad strokes, Octavius.

ANTONY

   In your bad strokes, Brutus, you give good words:
   Witness the hole you made in Caesar's heart,
   Crying 'Long live! hail, Caesar!'

CASSIUS

   Antony,
   The posture of your blows are yet unknown;
   But for your words, they rob the Hybla bees,
   And leave them honeyless.

ANTONY

   Not stingless too.

BRUTUS

   O, yes, and soundless too;
   For you have stol'n their buzzing, Antony,
   And very wisely threat before you sting.

ANTONY

   Villains, you did not so, when your vile daggers
   Hack'd one another in the sides of Caesar:
   You show'd your teeth like apes, and fawn'd like hounds,
   And bow'd like bondmen, kissing Caesar's feet;
   Whilst damned Casca, like a cur, behind
   Struck Caesar on the neck. O you flatterers!

CASSIUS

   Flatterers! Now, Brutus, thank yourself:
   This tongue had not offended so to-day,
   If Cassius might have ruled.

OCTAVIUS

   Come, come, the cause: if arguing make us sweat,
   The proof of it will turn to redder drops. Look;
   I draw a sword against conspirators;
   When think you that the sword goes up again?
   Never, till Caesar's three and thirty wounds
   Be well avenged; or till another Caesar
   Have added slaughter to the sword of traitors.

BRUTUS

   Caesar, thou canst not die by traitors' hands,
   Unless thou bring'st them with thee.

OCTAVIUS

   So I hope;
   I was not born to die on Brutus' sword.

BRUTUS

   O, if thou wert the noblest of thy strain,
   Young man, thou couldst not die more honourable.

CASSIUS

   A peevish schoolboy, worthless of such honour,
   Join'd with a masker and a reveller!

ANTONY

   Old Cassius still!

OCTAVIUS

   Come, Antony, away!
   Defiance, traitors, hurl we in your teeth:
   If you dare fight to-day, come to the field;
   If not, when you have stomachs.
   Exeunt OCTAVIUS, ANTONY, and their army

CASSIUS

   Why, now, blow wind, swell billow and swim bark!
   The storm is up, and all is on the hazard.

BRUTUS

   Ho, Lucilius! hark, a word with you.

LUCILIUS

   [Standing forth] My lord?
   BRUTUS and LUCILIUS converse apart

CASSIUS

   Messala!

MESSALA

   [Standing forth] What says my general?

CASSIUS

   Messala,
   This is my birth-day; as this very day
   Was Cassius born. Give me thy hand, Messala:
   Be thou my witness that against my will,
   As Pompey was, am I compell'd to set
   Upon one battle all our liberties.
   You know that I held Epicurus strong
   And his opinion: now I change my mind,
   And partly credit things that do presage.
   Coming from Sardis, on our former ensign
   Two mighty eagles fell, and there they perch'd,
   Gorging and feeding from our soldiers' hands;
   Who to Philippi here consorted us:
   This morning are they fled away and gone;
   And in their steads do ravens, crows and kites,
   Fly o'er our heads and downward look on us,
   As we were sickly prey: their shadows seem
   A canopy most fatal, under which
   Our army lies, ready to give up the ghost.

MESSALA

   Believe not so.

CASSIUS

   I but believe it partly;
   For I am fresh of spirit and resolved
   To meet all perils very constantly.

BRUTUS

   Even so, Lucilius.

CASSIUS

   Now, most noble Brutus,
   The gods to-day stand friendly, that we may,
   Lovers in peace, lead on our days to age!
   But since the affairs of men rest still incertain,
   Let's reason with the worst that may befall.
   If we do lose this battle, then is this
   The very last time we shall speak together:
   What are you then determined to do?

BRUTUS

   Even by the rule of that philosophy
   By which I did blame Cato for the death
   Which he did give himself, I know not how,
   But I do find it cowardly and vile,
   For fear of what might fall, so to prevent
   The time of life: arming myself with patience
   To stay the providence of some high powers
   That govern us below.

CASSIUS

   Then, if we lose this battle,
   You are contented to be led in triumph
   Thorough the streets of Rome?

BRUTUS

   No, Cassius, no: think not, thou noble Roman,
   That ever Brutus will go bound to Rome;
   He bears too great a mind. But this same day
   Must end that work the ides of March begun;
   And whether we shall meet again I know not.
   Therefore our everlasting farewell take:
   For ever, and for ever, farewell, Cassius!
   If we do meet again, why, we shall smile;
   If not, why then, this parting was well made.

CASSIUS

   For ever, and for ever, farewell, Brutus!
   If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed;
   If not, 'tis true this parting was well made.

BRUTUS

   Why, then, lead on. O, that a man might know
   The end of this day's business ere it come!
   But it sufficeth that the day will end,
   And then the end is known. Come, ho! away!
   Exeunt

SCENE II. The same. The field of battle.

   Alarum. Enter BRUTUS and MESSALA 

BRUTUS

   Ride, ride, Messala, ride, and give these bills
   Unto the legions on the other side.
   Loud alarum
   Let them set on at once; for I perceive
   But cold demeanor in Octavius' wing,
   And sudden push gives them the overthrow.
   Ride, ride, Messala: let them all come down.
   Exeunt

SCENE III. Another part of the field.

   Alarums. Enter CASSIUS and TITINIUS 

CASSIUS

   O, look, Titinius, look, the villains fly!
   Myself have to mine own turn'd enemy:
   This ensign here of mine was turning back;
   I slew the coward, and did take it from him.

TITINIUS

   O Cassius, Brutus gave the word too early;
   Who, having some advantage on Octavius,
   Took it too eagerly: his soldiers fell to spoil,
   Whilst we by Antony are all enclosed.
   Enter PINDARUS

PINDARUS

   Fly further off, my lord, fly further off;
   Mark Antony is in your tents, my lord
   Fly, therefore, noble Cassius, fly far off.

CASSIUS

   This hill is far enough. Look, look, Titinius;
   Are those my tents where I perceive the fire?

TITINIUS

   They are, my lord.

CASSIUS

   Titinius, if thou lovest me,
   Mount thou my horse, and hide thy spurs in him,
   Till he have brought thee up to yonder troops,
   And here again; that I may rest assured
   Whether yond troops are friend or enemy.

TITINIUS

   I will be here again, even with a thought.
   Exit

CASSIUS

   Go, Pindarus, get higher on that hill;
   My sight was ever thick; regard Titinius,
   And tell me what thou notest about the field.
   PINDARUS ascends the hill
   This day I breathed first: time is come round,
   And where I did begin, there shall I end;
   My life is run his compass. Sirrah, what news?

PINDARUS

   [Above] O my lord!

CASSIUS

   What news?

PINDARUS

   [Above] Titinius is enclosed round about
   With horsemen, that make to him on the spur;
   Yet he spurs on. Now they are almost on him.
   Now, Titinius! Now some light. O, he lights too.
   He's ta'en.
   Shout
   And, hark! they shout for joy.

CASSIUS

   Come down, behold no more.
   O, coward that I am, to live so long,
   To see my best friend ta'en before my face!
   PINDARUS descends
   Come hither, sirrah:
   In Parthia did I take thee prisoner;
   And then I swore thee, saving of thy life,
   That whatsoever I did bid thee do,
   Thou shouldst attempt it. Come now, keep thine oath;
   Now be a freeman: and with this good sword,
   That ran through Caesar's bowels, search this bosom.
   Stand not to answer: here, take thou the hilts;
   And, when my face is cover'd, as 'tis now,
   Guide thou the sword.
   PINDARUS stabs him
   Caesar, thou art revenged,
   Even with the sword that kill'd thee.
   Dies

PINDARUS

   So, I am free; yet would not so have been,
   Durst I have done my will. O Cassius,
   Far from this country Pindarus shall run,
   Where never Roman shall take note of him.
   Exit
   Re-enter TITINIUS with MESSALA

MESSALA

   It is but change, Titinius; for Octavius
   Is overthrown by noble Brutus' power,
   As Cassius' legions are by Antony.

TITINIUS

   These tidings will well comfort Cassius.

MESSALA

   Where did you leave him?

TITINIUS

   All disconsolate,
   With Pindarus his bondman, on this hill.

MESSALA

   Is not that he t hat lies upon the ground?

TITINIUS

   He lies not like the living. O my heart!

MESSALA

   Is not that he?

TITINIUS

   No, this was he, Messala,
   But Cassius is no more. O setting sun,
   As in thy red rays thou dost sink to-night,
   So in his red blood Cassius' day is set;
   The sun of Rome is set! Our day is gone;
   Clouds, dews, and dangers come; our deeds are done!
   Mistrust of my success hath done this deed.

MESSALA

   Mistrust of good success hath done this deed.
   O hateful error, melancholy's child,
   Why dost thou show to the apt thoughts of men
   The things that are not? O error, soon conceived,
   Thou never comest unto a happy birth,
   But kill'st the mother that engender'd thee!

TITINIUS

   What, Pindarus! where art thou, Pindarus?

MESSALA

   Seek him, Titinius, whilst I go to meet
   The noble Brutus, thrusting this report
   Into his ears; I may say, thrusting it;
   For piercing steel and darts envenomed
   Shall be as welcome to the ears of Brutus
   As tidings of this sight.

TITINIUS

   Hie you, Messala,
   And I will seek for Pindarus the while.
   Exit MESSALA
   Why didst thou send me forth, brave Cassius?
   Did I not meet thy friends? and did not they
   Put on my brows this wreath of victory,
   And bid me give it thee? Didst thou not hear their shouts?
   Alas, thou hast misconstrued every thing!
   But, hold thee, take this garland on thy brow;
   Thy Brutus bid me give it thee, and I
   Will do his bidding. Brutus, come apace,
   And see how I regarded Caius Cassius.
   By your leave, gods:--this is a Roman's part
   Come, Cassius' sword, and find Titinius' heart.
   Kills himself
   Alarum. Re-enter MESSALA, with BRUTUS, CATO, STRATO, VOLUMNIUS, and LUCILIUS

BRUTUS

   Where, where, Messala, doth his body lie?

MESSALA

   Lo, yonder, and Titinius mourning it.

BRUTUS

   Titinius' face is upward.

CATO

   He is slain.

BRUTUS

   O Julius Caesar, thou art mighty yet!
   Thy spirit walks abroad and turns our swords
   In our own proper entrails.
   Low alarums

CATO

   Brave Titinius!
   Look, whether he have not crown'd dead Cassius!

BRUTUS

   Are yet two Romans living such as these?
   The last of all the Romans, fare thee well!
   It is impossible that ever Rome
   Should breed thy fellow. Friends, I owe more tears
   To this dead man than you shall see me pay.
   I shall find time, Cassius, I shall find time.
   Come, therefore, and to Thasos send his body:
   His funerals shall not be in our camp,
   Lest it discomfort us. Lucilius, come;
   And come, young Cato; let us to the field.
   Labeo and Flavius, set our battles on:
   'Tis three o'clock; and, Romans, yet ere night
   We shall try fortune in a second fight.
   Exeunt

SCENE IV. Another part of the field.

   Alarum. Enter fighting, Soldiers of both armies; then BRUTUS, CATO, LUCILIUS, and others 

BRUTUS

   Yet, countrymen, O, yet hold up your heads!

CATO

   What bastard doth not? Who will go with me?
   I will proclaim my name about the field:
   I am the son of Marcus Cato, ho!
   A foe to tyrants, and my country's friend;
   I am the son of Marcus Cato, ho!

BRUTUS

   And I am Brutus, Marcus Brutus, I;
   Brutus, my country's friend; know me for Brutus!
   Exit

LUCILIUS

   O young and noble Cato, art thou down?
   Why, now thou diest as bravely as Titinius;
   And mayst be honour'd, being Cato's son.

First Soldier

   Yield, or thou diest.

LUCILIUS

   Only I yield to die:
   There is so much that thou wilt kill me straight;
   Offering money
   Kill Brutus, and be honour'd in his death.

First Soldier

   We must not. A noble prisoner!

Second Soldier

   Room, ho! Tell Antony, Brutus is ta'en.

First Soldier

   I'll tell the news. Here comes the general.
   Enter ANTONY
   Brutus is ta'en, Brutus is ta'en, my lord.

ANTONY

   Where is he?

LUCILIUS

   Safe, Antony; Brutus is safe enough:
   I dare assure thee that no enemy
   Shall ever take alive the noble Brutus:
   The gods defend him from so great a shame!
   When you do find him, or alive or dead,
   He will be found like Brutus, like himself.

ANTONY

   This is not Brutus, friend; but, I assure you,
   A prize no less in worth: keep this man safe;
   Give him all kindness: I had rather have
   Such men my friends than enemies. Go on,
   And see whether Brutus be alive or dead;
   And bring us word unto Octavius' tent
   How every thing is chanced.
   Exeunt

SCENE V. Another part of the field.

   Enter BRUTUS, DARDANIUS, CLITUS, STRATO, and VOLUMNIUS 

BRUTUS

   Come, poor remains of friends, rest on this rock.

CLITUS

   Statilius show'd the torch-light, but, my lord,
   He came not back: he is or ta'en or slain.

BRUTUS

   Sit thee down, Clitus: slaying is the word;
   It is a deed in fashion. Hark thee, Clitus.
   Whispers

CLITUS

   What, I, my lord? No, not for all the world.

BRUTUS

   Peace then! no words.

CLITUS

   I'll rather kill myself.

BRUTUS

   Hark thee, Dardanius.
   Whispers

DARDANIUS

   Shall I do such a deed?

CLITUS

   O Dardanius!

DARDANIUS

   O Clitus!

CLITUS

   What ill request did Brutus make to thee?

DARDANIUS

   To kill him, Clitus. Look, he meditates.

CLITUS

   Now is that noble vessel full of grief,
   That it runs over even at his eyes.

BRUTUS

   Come hither, good Volumnius; list a word.

VOLUMNIUS

   What says my lord?

BRUTUS

   Why, this, Volumnius:
   The ghost of Caesar hath appear'd to me
   Two several times by night; at Sardis once,
   And, this last night, here in Philippi fields:
   I know my hour is come.

VOLUMNIUS

   Not so, my lord.

BRUTUS

   Nay, I am sure it is, Volumnius.
   Thou seest the world, Volumnius, how it goes;
   Our enemies have beat us to the pit:
   Low alarums
   It is more worthy to leap in ourselves,
   Than tarry till they push us. Good Volumnius,
   Thou know'st that we two went to school together:
   Even for that our love of old, I prithee,
   Hold thou my sword-hilts, whilst I run on it.

VOLUMNIUS

   That's not an office for a friend, my lord.
   Alarum still

CLITUS

   Fly, fly, my lord; there is no tarrying here.

BRUTUS

   Farewell to you; and you; and you, Volumnius.
   Strato, thou hast been all this while asleep;
   Farewell to thee too, Strato. Countrymen,
   My heart doth joy that yet in all my life
   I found no man but he was true to me.
   I shall have glory by this losing day
   More than Octavius and Mark Antony
   By this vile conquest shall attain unto.
   So fare you well at once; for Brutus' tongue
   Hath almost ended his life's history:
   Night hangs upon mine eyes; my bones would rest,
   That have but labour'd to attain this hour.
   Alarum. Cry within, 'Fly, fly, fly!'

CLITUS

   Fly, my lord, fly.

BRUTUS

   Hence! I will follow.
   Exeunt CLITUS, DARDANIUS, and VOLUMNIUS
   I prithee, Strato, stay thou by thy lord:
   Thou art a fellow of a good respect;
   Thy life hath had some smatch of honour in it:
   Hold then my sword, and turn away thy face,
   While I do run upon it. Wilt thou, Strato?

STRATO

   Give me your hand first. Fare you well, my lord.

BRUTUS

   Farewell, good Strato.
   Runs on his sword
   Caesar, now be still:
   I kill'd not thee with half so good a will.
   Dies
   Alarum. Retreat. Enter OCTAVIUS, ANTONY, MESSALA, LUCILIUS, and the army

OCTAVIUS

   What man is that?

MESSALA

   My master's man. Strato, where is thy master?

STRATO

   Free from the bondage you are in, Messala:
   The conquerors can but make a fire of him;
   For Brutus only overcame himself,
   And no man else hath honour by his death.

LUCILIUS

   So Brutus should be found. I thank thee, Brutus,
   That thou hast proved Lucilius' saying true.

OCTAVIUS

   All that served Brutus, I will entertain them.
   Fellow, wilt thou bestow thy time with me?

STRATO

   Ay, if Messala will prefer me to you.

OCTAVIUS

   Do so, good Messala.

MESSALA

   How died my master, Strato?

STRATO

   I held the sword, and he did run on it.

MESSALA

   Octavius, then take him to follow thee,
   That did the latest service to my master.

ANTONY

   This was the noblest Roman of them all:
   All the conspirators save only he
   Did that they did in envy of great Caesar;
   He only, in a general honest thought
   And common good to all, made one of them.
   His life was gentle, and the elements
   So mix'd in him that Nature might stand up
   And say to all the world 'This was a man!'

OCTAVIUS

   According to his virtue let us use him,
   With all respect and rites of burial.
   Within my tent his bones to-night shall lie,
   Most like a soldier, order'd honourably.
   So call the field to rest; and let's away,
   To part the glories of this happy day.
   Exeunt

The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark

The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark Shakespeare homepage | Hamlet | Entire play ACT I SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.

   FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO 

BERNARDO

   Who's there?

FRANCISCO

   Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.

BERNARDO

   Long live the king!

FRANCISCO

   Bernardo?

BERNARDO

   He.

FRANCISCO

   You come most carefully upon your hour.

BERNARDO

   'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.

FRANCISCO

   For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
   And I am sick at heart.

BERNARDO

   Have you had quiet guard?

FRANCISCO

   Not a mouse stirring.

BERNARDO

   Well, good night.
   If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
   The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

FRANCISCO

   I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who's there?
   Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS

HORATIO

   Friends to this ground.

MARCELLUS

   And liegemen to the Dane.

FRANCISCO

   Give you good night.

MARCELLUS

   O, farewell, honest soldier:
   Who hath relieved you?

FRANCISCO

   Bernardo has my place.
   Give you good night.
   Exit

MARCELLUS

   Holla! Bernardo!

BERNARDO

   Say,
   What, is Horatio there?

HORATIO

   A piece of him.

BERNARDO

   Welcome, Horatio: welcome, good Marcellus.

MARCELLUS

   What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?

BERNARDO

   I have seen nothing.

MARCELLUS

   Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
   And will not let belief take hold of him
   Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us:
   Therefore I have entreated him along
   With us to watch the minutes of this night;
   That if again this apparition come,
   He may approve our eyes and speak to it.

HORATIO

   Tush, tush, 'twill not appear.

BERNARDO

   Sit down awhile;
   And let us once again assail your ears,
   That are so fortified against our story
   What we have two nights seen.

HORATIO

   Well, sit we down,
   And let us hear Bernardo speak of this.

BERNARDO

   Last night of all,
   When yond same star that's westward from the pole
   Had made his course to illume that part of heaven
   Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself,
   The bell then beating one,--
   Enter Ghost

MARCELLUS

   Peace, break thee off; look, where it comes again!

BERNARDO

   In the same figure, like the king that's dead.

MARCELLUS

   Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.

BERNARDO

   Looks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio.

HORATIO

   Most like: it harrows me with fear and wonder.

BERNARDO

   It would be spoke to.

MARCELLUS

   Question it, Horatio.

HORATIO

   What art thou that usurp'st this time of night,
   Together with that fair and warlike form
   In which the majesty of buried Denmark
   Did sometimes march? by heaven I charge thee, speak!

MARCELLUS

   It is offended.

BERNARDO

   See, it stalks away!

HORATIO

   Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
   Exit Ghost

MARCELLUS

   'Tis gone, and will not answer.

BERNARDO

   How now, Horatio! you tremble and look pale:
   Is not this something more than fantasy?
   What think you on't?

HORATIO

   Before my God, I might not this believe
   Without the sensible and true avouch
   Of mine own eyes.

MARCELLUS

   Is it not like the king?

HORATIO

   As thou art to thyself:
   Such was the very armour he had on
   When he the ambitious Norway combated;
   So frown'd he once, when, in an angry parle,
   He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice.
   'Tis strange.

MARCELLUS

   Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour,
   With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.

HORATIO

   In what particular thought to work I know not;
   But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
   This bodes some strange eruption to our state.

MARCELLUS

   Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
   Why this same strict and most observant watch
   So nightly toils the subject of the land,
   And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
   And foreign mart for implements of war;
   Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
   Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
   What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
   Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
   Who is't that can inform me?

HORATIO

   That can I;
   At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
   Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
   Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
   Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
   Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
   For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
   Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
   Well ratified by law and heraldry,
   Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
   Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
   Against the which, a moiety competent
   Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
   To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
   Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
   And carriage of the article design'd,
   His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
   Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
   Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
   Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
   For food and diet, to some enterprise
   That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
   As it doth well appear unto our state--
   But to recover of us, by strong hand
   And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
   So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
   Is the main motive of our preparations,
   The source of this our watch and the chief head
   Of this post-haste and romage in the land.

BERNARDO

   I think it be no other but e'en so:
   Well may it sort that this portentous figure
   Comes armed through our watch; so like the king
   That was and is the question of these wars.

HORATIO

   A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
   In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
   A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
   The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
   Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
   As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
   Disasters in the sun; and the moist star
   Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands
   Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse:
   And even the like precurse of fierce events,
   As harbingers preceding still the fates
   And prologue to the omen coming on,
   Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
   Unto our climatures and countrymen.--
   But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
   Re-enter Ghost
   I'll cross it, though it blast me. Stay, illusion!
   If thou hast any sound, or use of voice,
   Speak to me:
   If there be any good thing to be done,
   That may to thee do ease and grace to me,
   Speak to me:
   Cock crows
   If thou art privy to thy country's fate,
   Which, happily, foreknowing may avoid, O, speak!
   Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
   Extorted treasure in the womb of earth,
   For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death,
   Speak of it: stay, and speak! Stop it, Marcellus.

MARCELLUS

   Shall I strike at it with my partisan?

HORATIO

   Do, if it will not stand.

BERNARDO

   'Tis here!

HORATIO

   'Tis here!

MARCELLUS

   'Tis gone!
   Exit Ghost
   We do it wrong, being so majestical,
   To offer it the show of violence;
   For it is, as the air, invulnerable,
   And our vain blows malicious mockery.

BERNARDO

   It was about to speak, when the cock crew.

HORATIO

   And then it started like a guilty thing
   Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
   The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
   Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
   Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
   Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
   The extravagant and erring spirit hies
   To his confine: and of the truth herein
   This present object made probation.

MARCELLUS

   It faded on the crowing of the cock.
   Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
   Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
   The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
   And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
   The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
   No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
   So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.

HORATIO

   So have I heard and do in part believe it.
   But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad,
   Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill:
   Break we our watch up; and by my advice,
   Let us impart what we have seen to-night
   Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life,
   This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him.
   Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it,
   As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?

MARCELLUS

   Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know
   Where we shall find him most conveniently.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. A room of state in the castle.

   Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, HAMLET, POLONIUS, LAERTES, VOLTIMAND, CORNELIUS, Lords, and Attendants 

KING CLAUDIUS

   Though yet of Hamlet our dear brother's death
   The memory be green, and that it us befitted
   To bear our hearts in grief and our whole kingdom
   To be contracted in one brow of woe,
   Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature
   That we with wisest sorrow think on him,
   Together with remembrance of ourselves.
   Therefore our sometime sister, now our queen,
   The imperial jointress to this warlike state,
   Have we, as 'twere with a defeated joy,--
   With an auspicious and a dropping eye,
   With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage,
   In equal scale weighing delight and dole,--
   Taken to wife: nor have we herein barr'd
   Your better wisdoms, which have freely gone
   With this affair along. For all, our thanks.
   Now follows, that you know, young Fortinbras,
   Holding a weak supposal of our worth,
   Or thinking by our late dear brother's death
   Our state to be disjoint and out of frame,
   Colleagued with the dream of his advantage,
   He hath not fail'd to pester us with message,
   Importing the surrender of those lands
   Lost by his father, with all bonds of law,
   To our most valiant brother. So much for him.
   Now for ourself and for this time of meeting:
   Thus much the business is: we have here writ
   To Norway, uncle of young Fortinbras,--
   Who, impotent and bed-rid, scarcely hears
   Of this his nephew's purpose,--to suppress
   His further gait herein; in that the levies,
   The lists and full proportions, are all made
   Out of his subject: and we here dispatch
   You, good Cornelius, and you, Voltimand,
   For bearers of this greeting to old Norway;
   Giving to you no further personal power
   To business with the king, more than the scope
   Of these delated articles allow.
   Farewell, and let your haste commend your duty.

CORNELIUS VOLTIMAND

   In that and all things will we show our duty.

KING CLAUDIUS

   We doubt it nothing: heartily farewell.
   Exeunt VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS
   And now, Laertes, what's the news with you?
   You told us of some suit; what is't, Laertes?
   You cannot speak of reason to the Dane,
   And loose your voice: what wouldst thou beg, Laertes,
   That shall not be my offer, not thy asking?
   The head is not more native to the heart,
   The hand more instrumental to the mouth,
   Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father.
   What wouldst thou have, Laertes?

LAERTES

   My dread lord,
   Your leave and favour to return to France;
   From whence though willingly I came to Denmark,
   To show my duty in your coronation,
   Yet now, I must confess, that duty done,
   My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France
   And bow them to your gracious leave and pardon.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Have you your father's leave? What says Polonius?

LORD POLONIUS

   He hath, my lord, wrung from me my slow leave
   By laboursome petition, and at last
   Upon his will I seal'd my hard consent:
   I do beseech you, give him leave to go.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Take thy fair hour, Laertes; time be thine,
   And thy best graces spend it at thy will!
   But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son,--

HAMLET

   [Aside] A little more than kin, and less than kind.

KING CLAUDIUS

   How is it that the clouds still hang on you?

HAMLET

   Not so, my lord; I am too much i' the sun.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off,
   And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
   Do not for ever with thy vailed lids
   Seek for thy noble father in the dust:
   Thou know'st 'tis common; all that lives must die,
   Passing through nature to eternity.

HAMLET

   Ay, madam, it is common.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   If it be,
   Why seems it so particular with thee?

HAMLET

   Seems, madam! nay it is; I know not 'seems.'
   'Tis not alone my inky cloak, good mother,
   Nor customary suits of solemn black,
   Nor windy suspiration of forced breath,
   No, nor the fruitful river in the eye,
   Nor the dejected 'havior of the visage,
   Together with all forms, moods, shapes of grief,
   That can denote me truly: these indeed seem,
   For they are actions that a man might play:
   But I have that within which passeth show;
   These but the trappings and the suits of woe.

KING CLAUDIUS

   'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet,
   To give these mourning duties to your father:
   But, you must know, your father lost a father;
   That father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound
   In filial obligation for some term
   To do obsequious sorrow: but to persever
   In obstinate condolement is a course
   Of impious stubbornness; 'tis unmanly grief;
   It shows a will most incorrect to heaven,
   A heart unfortified, a mind impatient,
   An understanding simple and unschool'd:
   For what we know must be and is as common
   As any the most vulgar thing to sense,
   Why should we in our peevish opposition
   Take it to heart? Fie! 'tis a fault to heaven,
   A fault against the dead, a fault to nature,
   To reason most absurd: whose common theme
   Is death of fathers, and who still hath cried,
   From the first corse till he that died to-day,
   'This must be so.' We pray you, throw to earth
   This unprevailing woe, and think of us
   As of a father: for let the world take note,
   You are the most immediate to our throne;
   And with no less nobility of love
   Than that which dearest father bears his son,
   Do I impart toward you. For your intent
   In going back to school in Wittenberg,
   It is most retrograde to our desire:
   And we beseech you, bend you to remain
   Here, in the cheer and comfort of our eye,
   Our chiefest courtier, cousin, and our son.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Let not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet:
   I pray thee, stay with us; go not to Wittenberg.

HAMLET

   I shall in all my best obey you, madam.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Why, 'tis a loving and a fair reply:
   Be as ourself in Denmark. Madam, come;
   This gentle and unforced accord of Hamlet
   Sits smiling to my heart: in grace whereof,
   No jocund health that Denmark drinks to-day,
   But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell,
   And the king's rouse the heavens all bruit again,
   Re-speaking earthly thunder. Come away.
   Exeunt all but HAMLET

HAMLET

   O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
   Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
   Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
   His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!
   How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
   Seem to me all the uses of this world!
   Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,
   That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
   Possess it merely. That it should come to this!
   But two months dead: nay, not so much, not two:
   So excellent a king; that was, to this,
   Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother
   That he might not beteem the winds of heaven
   Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!
   Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,
   As if increase of appetite had grown
   By what it fed on: and yet, within a month--
   Let me not think on't--Frailty, thy name is woman!--
   A little month, or ere those shoes were old
   With which she follow'd my poor father's body,
   Like Niobe, all tears:--why she, even she--
   O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,
   Would have mourn'd longer--married with my uncle,
   My father's brother, but no more like my father
   Than I to Hercules: within a month:
   Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
   Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
   She married. O, most wicked speed, to post
   With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
   It is not nor it cannot come to good:
   But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.
   Enter HORATIO, MARCELLUS, and BERNARDO

HORATIO

   Hail to your lordship!

HAMLET

   I am glad to see you well:
   Horatio,--or I do forget myself.

HORATIO

   The same, my lord, and your poor servant ever.

HAMLET

   Sir, my good friend; I'll change that name with you:
   And what make you from Wittenberg, Horatio? Marcellus?

MARCELLUS

   My good lord--

HAMLET

   I am very glad to see you. Good even, sir.
   But what, in faith, make you from Wittenberg?

HORATIO

   A truant disposition, good my lord.

HAMLET

   I would not hear your enemy say so,
   Nor shall you do mine ear that violence,
   To make it truster of your own report
   Against yourself: I know you are no truant.
   But what is your affair in Elsinore?
   We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart.

HORATIO

   My lord, I came to see your father's funeral.

HAMLET

   I pray thee, do not mock me, fellow-student;
   I think it was to see my mother's wedding.

HORATIO

   Indeed, my lord, it follow'd hard upon.

HAMLET

   Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the funeral baked meats
   Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
   Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven
   Or ever I had seen that day, Horatio!
   My father!--methinks I see my father.

HORATIO

   Where, my lord?

HAMLET

   In my mind's eye, Horatio.

HORATIO

   I saw him once; he was a goodly king.

HAMLET

   He was a man, take him for all in all,
   I shall not look upon his like again.

HORATIO

   My lord, I think I saw him yesternight.

HAMLET

   Saw? who?

HORATIO

   My lord, the king your father.

HAMLET

   The king my father!

HORATIO

   Season your admiration for awhile
   With an attent ear, till I may deliver,
   Upon the witness of these gentlemen,
   This marvel to you.

HAMLET

   For God's love, let me hear.

HORATIO

   Two nights together had these gentlemen,
   Marcellus and Bernardo, on their watch,
   In the dead vast and middle of the night,
   Been thus encounter'd. A figure like your father,
   Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe,
   Appears before them, and with solemn march
   Goes slow and stately by them: thrice he walk'd
   By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes,
   Within his truncheon's length; whilst they, distilled
   Almost to jelly with the act of fear,
   Stand dumb and speak not to him. This to me
   In dreadful secrecy impart they did;
   And I with them the third night kept the watch;
   Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time,
   Form of the thing, each word made true and good,
   The apparition comes: I knew your father;
   These hands are not more like.

HAMLET

   But where was this?

MARCELLUS

   My lord, upon the platform where we watch'd.

HAMLET

   Did you not speak to it?

HORATIO

   My lord, I did;
   But answer made it none: yet once methought
   It lifted up its head and did address
   Itself to motion, like as it would speak;
   But even then the morning cock crew loud,
   And at the sound it shrunk in haste away,
   And vanish'd from our sight.

HAMLET

   'Tis very strange.

HORATIO

   As I do live, my honour'd lord, 'tis true;
   And we did think it writ down in our duty
   To let you know of it.

HAMLET

   Indeed, indeed, sirs, but this troubles me.
   Hold you the watch to-night?

MARCELLUS BERNARDO

   We do, my lord.

HAMLET

   Arm'd, say you?

MARCELLUS BERNARDO

   Arm'd, my lord.

HAMLET

   From top to toe?

MARCELLUS BERNARDO

   My lord, from head to foot.

HAMLET

   Then saw you not his face?

HORATIO

   O, yes, my lord; he wore his beaver up.

HAMLET

   What, look'd he frowningly?

HORATIO

   A countenance more in sorrow than in anger.

HAMLET

   Pale or red?

HORATIO

   Nay, very pale.

HAMLET

   And fix'd his eyes upon you?

HORATIO

   Most constantly.

HAMLET

   I would I had been there.

HORATIO

   It would have much amazed you.

HAMLET

   Very like, very like. Stay'd it long?

HORATIO

   While one with moderate haste might tell a hundred.

MARCELLUS BERNARDO

   Longer, longer.

HORATIO

   Not when I saw't.

HAMLET

   His beard was grizzled--no?

HORATIO

   It was, as I have seen it in his life,
   A sable silver'd.

HAMLET

   I will watch to-night;
   Perchance 'twill walk again.

HORATIO

   I warrant it will.

HAMLET

   If it assume my noble father's person,
   I'll speak to it, though hell itself should gape
   And bid me hold my peace. I pray you all,
   If you have hitherto conceal'd this sight,
   Let it be tenable in your silence still;
   And whatsoever else shall hap to-night,
   Give it an understanding, but no tongue:
   I will requite your loves. So, fare you well:
   Upon the platform, 'twixt eleven and twelve,
   I'll visit you.

All

   Our duty to your honour.

HAMLET

   Your loves, as mine to you: farewell.
   Exeunt all but HAMLET
   My father's spirit in arms! all is not well;
   I doubt some foul play: would the night were come!
   Till then sit still, my soul: foul deeds will rise,
   Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
   Exit

SCENE III. A room in Polonius' house.

   Enter LAERTES and OPHELIA 

LAERTES

   My necessaries are embark'd: farewell:
   And, sister, as the winds give benefit
   And convoy is assistant, do not sleep,
   But let me hear from you.

OPHELIA

   Do you doubt that?

LAERTES

   For Hamlet and the trifling of his favour,
   Hold it a fashion and a toy in blood,
   A violet in the youth of primy nature,
   Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting,
   The perfume and suppliance of a minute; No more.

OPHELIA

   No more but so?

LAERTES

   Think it no more;
   For nature, crescent, does not grow alone
   In thews and bulk, but, as this temple waxes,
   The inward service of the mind and soul
   Grows wide withal. Perhaps he loves you now,
   And now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch
   The virtue of his will: but you must fear,
   His greatness weigh'd, his will is not his own;
   For he himself is subject to his birth:
   He may not, as unvalued persons do,
   Carve for himself; for on his choice depends
   The safety and health of this whole state;
   And therefore must his choice be circumscribed
   Unto the voice and yielding of that body
   Whereof he is the head. Then if he says he loves you,
   It fits your wisdom so far to believe it
   As he in his particular act and place
   May give his saying deed; which is no further
   Than the main voice of Denmark goes withal.
   Then weigh what loss your honour may sustain,
   If with too credent ear you list his songs,
   Or lose your heart, or your chaste treasure open
   To his unmaster'd importunity.
   Fear it, Ophelia, fear it, my dear sister,
   And keep you in the rear of your affection,
   Out of the shot and danger of desire.
   The chariest maid is prodigal enough,
   If she unmask her beauty to the moon:
   Virtue itself 'scapes not calumnious strokes:
   The canker galls the infants of the spring,
   Too oft before their buttons be disclosed,
   And in the morn and liquid dew of youth
   Contagious blastments are most imminent.
   Be wary then; best safety lies in fear:
   Youth to itself rebels, though none else near.

OPHELIA

   I shall the effect of this good lesson keep,
   As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother,
   Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
   Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven;
   Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine,
   Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
   And recks not his own rede.

LAERTES

   O, fear me not.
   I stay too long: but here my father comes.
   Enter POLONIUS
   A double blessing is a double grace,
   Occasion smiles upon a second leave.

LORD POLONIUS

   Yet here, Laertes! aboard, aboard, for shame!
   The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
   And you are stay'd for. There; my blessing with thee!
   And these few precepts in thy memory
   See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
   Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
   Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
   Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
   Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
   But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
   Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
   Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
   Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
   Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
   Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
   Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
   But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
   For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
   And they in France of the best rank and station
   Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
   Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
   For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
   And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
   This above all: to thine ownself be true,
   And it must follow, as the night the day,
   Thou canst not then be false to any man.
   Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!

LAERTES

   Most humbly do I take my leave, my lord.

LORD POLONIUS

   The time invites you; go; your servants tend.

LAERTES

   Farewell, Ophelia; and remember well
   What I have said to you.

OPHELIA

   'Tis in my memory lock'd,
   And you yourself shall keep the key of it.

LAERTES

   Farewell.
   Exit

LORD POLONIUS

   What is't, Ophelia, be hath said to you?

OPHELIA

   So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.

LORD POLONIUS

   Marry, well bethought:
   'Tis told me, he hath very oft of late
   Given private time to you; and you yourself
   Have of your audience been most free and bounteous:
   If it be so, as so 'tis put on me,
   And that in way of caution, I must tell you,
   You do not understand yourself so clearly
   As it behoves my daughter and your honour.
   What is between you? give me up the truth.

OPHELIA

   He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders
   Of his affection to me.

LORD POLONIUS

   Affection! pooh! you speak like a green girl,
   Unsifted in such perilous circumstance.
   Do you believe his tenders, as you call them?

OPHELIA

   I do not know, my lord, what I should think.

LORD POLONIUS

   Marry, I'll teach you: think yourself a baby;
   That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay,
   Which are not sterling. Tender yourself more dearly;
   Or--not to crack the wind of the poor phrase,
   Running it thus--you'll tender me a fool.

OPHELIA

   My lord, he hath importuned me with love
   In honourable fashion.

LORD POLONIUS

   Ay, fashion you may call it; go to, go to.

OPHELIA

   And hath given countenance to his speech, my lord,
   With almost all the holy vows of heaven.

LORD POLONIUS

   Ay, springes to catch woodcocks. I do know,
   When the blood burns, how prodigal the soul
   Lends the tongue vows: these blazes, daughter,
   Giving more light than heat, extinct in both,
   Even in their promise, as it is a-making,
   You must not take for fire. From this time
   Be somewhat scanter of your maiden presence;
   Set your entreatments at a higher rate
   Than a command to parley. For Lord Hamlet,
   Believe so much in him, that he is young
   And with a larger tether may he walk
   Than may be given you: in few, Ophelia,
   Do not believe his vows; for they are brokers,
   Not of that dye which their investments show,
   But mere implorators of unholy suits,
   Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds,
   The better to beguile. This is for all:
   I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth,
   Have you so slander any moment leisure,
   As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet.
   Look to't, I charge you: come your ways.

OPHELIA

   I shall obey, my lord.
   Exeunt

SCENE IV. The platform.

   Enter HAMLET, HORATIO, and MARCELLUS 

HAMLET

   The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold.

HORATIO

   It is a nipping and an eager air.

HAMLET

   What hour now?

HORATIO

   I think it lacks of twelve.

HAMLET

   No, it is struck.

HORATIO

   Indeed? I heard it not: then it draws near the season
   Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk.
   A flourish of trumpets, and ordnance shot off, within
   What does this mean, my lord?

HAMLET

   The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse,
   Keeps wassail, and the swaggering up-spring reels;
   And, as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down,
   The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out
   The triumph of his pledge.

HORATIO

   Is it a custom?

HAMLET

   Ay, marry, is't:
   But to my mind, though I am native here
   And to the manner born, it is a custom
   More honour'd in the breach than the observance.
   This heavy-headed revel east and west
   Makes us traduced and tax'd of other nations:
   They clepe us drunkards, and with swinish phrase
   Soil our addition; and indeed it takes
   From our achievements, though perform'd at height,
   The pith and marrow of our attribute.
   So, oft it chances in particular men,
   That for some vicious mole of nature in them,
   As, in their birth--wherein they are not guilty,
   Since nature cannot choose his origin--
   By the o'ergrowth of some complexion,
   Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason,
   Or by some habit that too much o'er-leavens
   The form of plausive manners, that these men,
   Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect,
   Being nature's livery, or fortune's star,--
   Their virtues else--be they as pure as grace,
   As infinite as man may undergo--
   Shall in the general censure take corruption
   From that particular fault: the dram of eale
   Doth all the noble substance of a doubt
   To his own scandal.

HORATIO

   Look, my lord, it comes!
   Enter Ghost

HAMLET

   Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
   Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd,
   Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
   Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
   Thou comest in such a questionable shape
   That I will speak to thee: I'll call thee Hamlet,
   King, father, royal Dane: O, answer me!
   Let me not burst in ignorance; but tell
   Why thy canonized bones, hearsed in death,
   Have burst their cerements; why the sepulchre,
   Wherein we saw thee quietly inurn'd,
   Hath oped his ponderous and marble jaws,
   To cast thee up again. What may this mean,
   That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel
   Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon,
   Making night hideous; and we fools of nature
   So horridly to shake our disposition
   With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls?
   Say, why is this? wherefore? what should we do?
   Ghost beckons HAMLET

HORATIO

   It beckons you to go away with it,
   As if it some impartment did desire
   To you alone.

MARCELLUS

   Look, with what courteous action
   It waves you to a more removed ground:
   But do not go with it.

HORATIO

   No, by no means.

HAMLET

   It will not speak; then I will follow it.

HORATIO

   Do not, my lord.

HAMLET

   Why, what should be the fear?
   I do not set my life in a pin's fee;
   And for my soul, what can it do to that,
   Being a thing immortal as itself?
   It waves me forth again: I'll follow it.

HORATIO

   What if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord,
   Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff
   That beetles o'er his base into the sea,
   And there assume some other horrible form,
   Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason
   And draw you into madness? think of it:
   The very place puts toys of desperation,
   Without more motive, into every brain
   That looks so many fathoms to the sea
   And hears it roar beneath.

HAMLET

   It waves me still.
   Go on; I'll follow thee.

MARCELLUS

   You shall not go, my lord.

HAMLET

   Hold off your hands.

HORATIO

   Be ruled; you shall not go.

HAMLET

   My fate cries out,
   And makes each petty artery in this body
   As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve.
   Still am I call'd. Unhand me, gentlemen.
   By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
   I say, away! Go on; I'll follow thee.
   Exeunt Ghost and HAMLET

HORATIO

   He waxes desperate with imagination.

MARCELLUS

   Let's follow; 'tis not fit thus to obey him.

HORATIO

   Have after. To what issue will this come?

MARCELLUS

   Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

HORATIO

   Heaven will direct it.

MARCELLUS

   Nay, let's follow him.
   Exeunt

SCENE V. Another part of the platform.

   Enter GHOST and HAMLET 

HAMLET

   Where wilt thou lead me? speak; I'll go no further.

Ghost

   Mark me.

HAMLET

   I will.

Ghost

   My hour is almost come,
   When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames
   Must render up myself.

HAMLET

   Alas, poor ghost!

Ghost

   Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
   To what I shall unfold.

HAMLET

   Speak; I am bound to hear.

Ghost

   So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear.

HAMLET

   What?

Ghost

   I am thy father's spirit,
   Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,
   And for the day confined to fast in fires,
   Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
   Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
   To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
   I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
   Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
   Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
   Thy knotted and combined locks to part
   And each particular hair to stand on end,
   Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:
   But this eternal blazon must not be
   To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!
   If thou didst ever thy dear father love--

HAMLET

   O God!

Ghost

   Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

HAMLET

   Murder!

Ghost

   Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
   But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

HAMLET

   Haste me to know't, that I, with wings as swift
   As meditation or the thoughts of love,
   May sweep to my revenge.

Ghost

   I find thee apt;
   And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
   That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
   Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:
   'Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
   A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark
   Is by a forged process of my death
   Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,
   The serpent that did sting thy father's life
   Now wears his crown.

HAMLET

   O my prophetic soul! My uncle!

Ghost

   Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
   With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts,--
   O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power
   So to seduce!--won to his shameful lust
   The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen:
   O Hamlet, what a falling-off was there!
   From me, whose love was of that dignity
   That it went hand in hand even with the vow
   I made to her in marriage, and to decline
   Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
   To those of mine!
   But virtue, as it never will be moved,
   Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
   So lust, though to a radiant angel link'd,
   Will sate itself in a celestial bed,
   And prey on garbage.
   But, soft! methinks I scent the morning air;
   Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard,
   My custom always of the afternoon,
   Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole,
   With juice of cursed hebenon in a vial,
   And in the porches of my ears did pour
   The leperous distilment; whose effect
   Holds such an enmity with blood of man
   That swift as quicksilver it courses through
   The natural gates and alleys of the body,
   And with a sudden vigour doth posset
   And curd, like eager droppings into milk,
   The thin and wholesome blood: so did it mine;
   And a most instant tetter bark'd about,
   Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust,
   All my smooth body.
   Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand
   Of life, of crown, of queen, at once dispatch'd:
   Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
   Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd,
   No reckoning made, but sent to my account
   With all my imperfections on my head:
   O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!
   If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not;
   Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
   A couch for luxury and damned incest.
   But, howsoever thou pursuest this act,
   Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive
   Against thy mother aught: leave her to heaven
   And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge,
   To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once!
   The glow-worm shows the matin to be near,
   And 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire:
   Adieu, adieu! Hamlet, remember me.
   Exit

HAMLET

   O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
   And shall I couple hell? O, fie! Hold, hold, my heart;
   And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,
   But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee!
   Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seat
   In this distracted globe. Remember thee!
   Yea, from the table of my memory
   I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
   All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,
   That youth and observation copied there;
   And thy commandment all alone shall live
   Within the book and volume of my brain,
   Unmix'd with baser matter: yes, by heaven!
   O most pernicious woman!
   O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
   My tables,--meet it is I set it down,
   That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
   At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark:
   Writing
   So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word;
   It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.'
   I have sworn 't.

MARCELLUS HORATIO

   [Within] My lord, my lord,--

MARCELLUS

   [Within] Lord Hamlet,--

HORATIO

   [Within] Heaven secure him!

HAMLET

   So be it!

HORATIO

   [Within] Hillo, ho, ho, my lord!

HAMLET

   Hillo, ho, ho, boy! come, bird, come.
   Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS

MARCELLUS

   How is't, my noble lord?

HORATIO

   What news, my lord?

HAMLET

   O, wonderful!

HORATIO

   Good my lord, tell it.

HAMLET

   No; you'll reveal it.

HORATIO

   Not I, my lord, by heaven.

MARCELLUS

   Nor I, my lord.

HAMLET

   How say you, then; would heart of man once think it?
   But you'll be secret?

HORATIO MARCELLUS

   Ay, by heaven, my lord.

HAMLET

   There's ne'er a villain dwelling in all Denmark
   But he's an arrant knave.

HORATIO

   There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave
   To tell us this.

HAMLET

   Why, right; you are i' the right;
   And so, without more circumstance at all,
   I hold it fit that we shake hands and part:
   You, as your business and desire shall point you;
   For every man has business and desire,
   Such as it is; and for mine own poor part,
   Look you, I'll go pray.

HORATIO

   These are but wild and whirling words, my lord.

HAMLET

   I'm sorry they offend you, heartily;
   Yes, 'faith heartily.

HORATIO

   There's no offence, my lord.

HAMLET

   Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio,
   And much offence too. Touching this vision here,
   It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you:
   For your desire to know what is between us,
   O'ermaster 't as you may. And now, good friends,
   As you are friends, scholars and soldiers,
   Give me one poor request.

HORATIO

   What is't, my lord? we will.

HAMLET

   Never make known what you have seen to-night.

HORATIO MARCELLUS

   My lord, we will not.

HAMLET

   Nay, but swear't.

HORATIO

   In faith,
   My lord, not I.

MARCELLUS

   Nor I, my lord, in faith.

HAMLET

   Upon my sword.

MARCELLUS

   We have sworn, my lord, already.

HAMLET

   Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.

Ghost

   [Beneath] Swear.

HAMLET

   Ah, ha, boy! say'st thou so? art thou there,
   truepenny?
   Come on--you hear this fellow in the cellarage--
   Consent to swear.

HORATIO

   Propose the oath, my lord.

HAMLET

   Never to speak of this that you have seen,
   Swear by my sword.

Ghost

   [Beneath] Swear.

HAMLET

   Hic et ubique? then we'll shift our ground.
   Come hither, gentlemen,
   And lay your hands again upon my sword:
   Never to speak of this that you have heard,
   Swear by my sword.

Ghost

   [Beneath] Swear.

HAMLET

   Well said, old mole! canst work i' the earth so fast?
   A worthy pioner! Once more remove, good friends.

HORATIO

   O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!

HAMLET

   And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
   There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
   Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come;
   Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,
   How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself,
   As I perchance hereafter shall think meet
   To put an antic disposition on,
   That you, at such times seeing me, never shall,
   With arms encumber'd thus, or this headshake,
   Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,
   As 'Well, well, we know,' or 'We could, an if we would,'
   Or 'If we list to speak,' or 'There be, an if they might,'
   Or such ambiguous giving out, to note
   That you know aught of me: this not to do,
   So grace and mercy at your most need help you, Swear.

Ghost

   [Beneath] Swear.

HAMLET

   Rest, rest, perturbed spirit!
   They swear
   So, gentlemen,
   With all my love I do commend me to you:
   And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
   May do, to express his love and friending to you,
   God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together;
   And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.
   The time is out of joint: O cursed spite,
   That ever I was born to set it right!
   Nay, come, let's go together.
   Exeunt

ACT II SCENE I. A room in POLONIUS' house.

   Enter POLONIUS and REYNALDO 

LORD POLONIUS

   Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo.

REYNALDO

   I will, my lord.

LORD POLONIUS

   You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
   Before you visit him, to make inquire
   Of his behavior.

REYNALDO

   My lord, I did intend it.

LORD POLONIUS

   Marry, well said; very well said. Look you, sir,
   Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
   And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
   What company, at what expense; and finding
   By this encompassment and drift of question
   That they do know my son, come you more nearer
   Than your particular demands will touch it:
   Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him;
   As thus, 'I know his father and his friends,
   And in part him: ' do you mark this, Reynaldo?

REYNALDO

   Ay, very well, my lord.

LORD POLONIUS

   'And in part him; but' you may say 'not well:
   But, if't be he I mean, he's very wild;
   Addicted so and so:' and there put on him
   What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
   As may dishonour him; take heed of that;
   But, sir, such wanton, wild and usual slips
   As are companions noted and most known
   To youth and liberty.

REYNALDO

   As gaming, my lord.

LORD POLONIUS

   Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
   Drabbing: you may go so far.

REYNALDO

   My lord, that would dishonour him.

LORD POLONIUS

   'Faith, no; as you may season it in the charge
   You must not put another scandal on him,
   That he is open to incontinency;
   That's not my meaning: but breathe his faults so quaintly
   That they may seem the taints of liberty,
   The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind,
   A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
   Of general assault.

REYNALDO

   But, my good lord,--

LORD POLONIUS

   Wherefore should you do this?

REYNALDO

   Ay, my lord,
   I would know that.

LORD POLONIUS

   Marry, sir, here's my drift;
   And I believe, it is a fetch of wit:
   You laying these slight sullies on my son,
   As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' the working, Mark you,
   Your party in converse, him you would sound,
   Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
   The youth you breathe of guilty, be assured
   He closes with you in this consequence;
   'Good sir,' or so, or 'friend,' or 'gentleman,'
   According to the phrase or the addition
   Of man and country.

REYNALDO

   Very good, my lord.

LORD POLONIUS

   And then, sir, does he this--he does--what was I
   about to say? By the mass, I was about to say
   something: where did I leave?

REYNALDO

   At 'closes in the consequence,' at 'friend or so,'
   and 'gentleman.'

LORD POLONIUS

   At 'closes in the consequence,' ay, marry;
   He closes thus: 'I know the gentleman;
   I saw him yesterday, or t' other day,
   Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you say,
   There was a' gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse;
   There falling out at tennis:' or perchance,
   'I saw him enter such a house of sale,'
   Videlicet, a brothel, or so forth.
   See you now;
   Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
   And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
   With windlasses and with assays of bias,
   By indirections find directions out:
   So by my former lecture and advice,
   Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?

REYNALDO

   My lord, I have.

LORD POLONIUS

   God be wi' you; fare you well.

REYNALDO

   Good my lord!

LORD POLONIUS

   Observe his inclination in yourself.

REYNALDO

   I shall, my lord.

LORD POLONIUS

   And let him ply his music.

REYNALDO

   Well, my lord.

LORD POLONIUS

   Farewell!
   Exit REYNALDO
   Enter OPHELIA
   How now, Ophelia! what's the matter?

OPHELIA

   O, my lord, my lord, I have been so affrighted!

LORD POLONIUS

   With what, i' the name of God?

OPHELIA

   My lord, as I was sewing in my closet,
   Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbraced;
   No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
   Ungarter'd, and down-gyved to his ancle;
   Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
   And with a look so piteous in purport
   As if he had been loosed out of hell
   To speak of horrors,--he comes before me.

LORD POLONIUS

   Mad for thy love?

OPHELIA

   My lord, I do not know;
   But truly, I do fear it.

LORD POLONIUS

   What said he?

OPHELIA

   He took me by the wrist and held me hard;
   Then goes he to the length of all his arm;
   And, with his other hand thus o'er his brow,
   He falls to such perusal of my face
   As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so;
   At last, a little shaking of mine arm
   And thrice his head thus waving up and down,
   He raised a sigh so piteous and profound
   As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
   And end his being: that done, he lets me go:
   And, with his head over his shoulder turn'd,
   He seem'd to find his way without his eyes;
   For out o' doors he went without their helps,
   And, to the last, bended their light on me.

LORD POLONIUS

   Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
   This is the very ecstasy of love,
   Whose violent property fordoes itself
   And leads the will to desperate undertakings
   As oft as any passion under heaven
   That does afflict our natures. I am sorry.
   What, have you given him any hard words of late?

OPHELIA

   No, my good lord, but, as you did command,
   I did repel his fetters and denied
   His access to me.

LORD POLONIUS

   That hath made him mad.
   I am sorry that with better heed and judgment
   I had not quoted him: I fear'd he did but trifle,
   And meant to wreck thee; but, beshrew my jealousy!
   By heaven, it is as proper to our age
   To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions
   As it is common for the younger sort
   To lack discretion. Come, go we to the king:
   This must be known; which, being kept close, might
   move
   More grief to hide than hate to utter love.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. A room in the castle.

   Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and Attendants 

KING CLAUDIUS

   Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!
   Moreover that we much did long to see you,
   The need we have to use you did provoke
   Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
   Of Hamlet's transformation; so call it,
   Sith nor the exterior nor the inward man
   Resembles that it was. What it should be,
   More than his father's death, that thus hath put him
   So much from the understanding of himself,
   I cannot dream of: I entreat you both,
   That, being of so young days brought up with him,
   And sith so neighbour'd to his youth and havior,
   That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court
   Some little time: so by your companies
   To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather,
   So much as from occasion you may glean,
   Whether aught, to us unknown, afflicts him thus,
   That, open'd, lies within our remedy.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Good gentlemen, he hath much talk'd of you;
   And sure I am two men there are not living
   To whom he more adheres. If it will please you
   To show us so much gentry and good will
   As to expend your time with us awhile,
   For the supply and profit of our hope,
   Your visitation shall receive such thanks
   As fits a king's remembrance.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Both your majesties
   Might, by the sovereign power you have of us,
   Put your dread pleasures more into command
   Than to entreaty.

GUILDENSTERN

   But we both obey,
   And here give up ourselves, in the full bent
   To lay our service freely at your feet,
   To be commanded.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz:
   And I beseech you instantly to visit
   My too much changed son. Go, some of you,
   And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

GUILDENSTERN

   Heavens make our presence and our practises
   Pleasant and helpful to him!

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Ay, amen!
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and some Attendants
   Enter POLONIUS

LORD POLONIUS

   The ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,
   Are joyfully return'd.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Thou still hast been the father of good news.

LORD POLONIUS

   Have I, my lord? I assure my good liege,
   I hold my duty, as I hold my soul,
   Both to my God and to my gracious king:
   And I do think, or else this brain of mine
   Hunts not the trail of policy so sure
   As it hath used to do, that I have found
   The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy.

KING CLAUDIUS

   O, speak of that; that do I long to hear.

LORD POLONIUS

   Give first admittance to the ambassadors;
   My news shall be the fruit to that great feast.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in.
   Exit POLONIUS
   He tells me, my dear Gertrude, he hath found
   The head and source of all your son's distemper.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   I doubt it is no other but the main;
   His father's death, and our o'erhasty marriage.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Well, we shall sift him.
   Re-enter POLONIUS, with VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS
   Welcome, my good friends!
   Say, Voltimand, what from our brother Norway?

VOLTIMAND

   Most fair return of greetings and desires.
   Upon our first, he sent out to suppress
   His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd
   To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack;
   But, better look'd into, he truly found
   It was against your highness: whereat grieved,
   That so his sickness, age and impotence
   Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests
   On Fortinbras; which he, in brief, obeys;
   Receives rebuke from Norway, and in fine
   Makes vow before his uncle never more
   To give the assay of arms against your majesty.
   Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,
   Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee,
   And his commission to employ those soldiers,
   So levied as before, against the Polack:
   With an entreaty, herein further shown,
   Giving a paper
   That it might please you to give quiet pass
   Through your dominions for this enterprise,
   On such regards of safety and allowance
   As therein are set down.

KING CLAUDIUS

   It likes us well;
   And at our more consider'd time well read,
   Answer, and think upon this business.
   Meantime we thank you for your well-took labour:
   Go to your rest; at night we'll feast together:
   Most welcome home!
   Exeunt VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS

LORD POLONIUS

   This business is well ended.
   My liege, and madam, to expostulate
   What majesty should be, what duty is,
   Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
   Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
   Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
   And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
   I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
   Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
   What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
   But let that go.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   More matter, with less art.

LORD POLONIUS

   Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
   That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
   And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure;
   But farewell it, for I will use no art.
   Mad let us grant him, then: and now remains
   That we find out the cause of this effect,
   Or rather say, the cause of this defect,
   For this effect defective comes by cause:
   Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend.
   I have a daughter--have while she is mine--
   Who, in her duty and obedience, mark,
   Hath given me this: now gather, and surmise.
   Reads
   'To the celestial and my soul's idol, the most
   beautified Ophelia,'--
   That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; 'beautified' is
   a vile phrase: but you shall hear. Thus:
   Reads
   'In her excellent white bosom, these, & c.'

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Came this from Hamlet to her?

LORD POLONIUS

   Good madam, stay awhile; I will be faithful.
   Reads
   'Doubt thou the stars are fire;
   Doubt that the sun doth move;
   Doubt truth to be a liar;
   But never doubt I love.
   'O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers;
   I have not art to reckon my groans: but that
   I love thee best, O most best, believe it. Adieu.
   'Thine evermore most dear lady, whilst
   this machine is to him, HAMLET.'
   This, in obedience, hath my daughter shown me,
   And more above, hath his solicitings,
   As they fell out by time, by means and place,
   All given to mine ear.

KING CLAUDIUS

   But how hath she
   Received his love?

LORD POLONIUS

   What do you think of me?

KING CLAUDIUS

   As of a man faithful and honourable.

LORD POLONIUS

   I would fain prove so. But what might you think,
   When I had seen this hot love on the wing--
   As I perceived it, I must tell you that,
   Before my daughter told me--what might you,
   Or my dear majesty your queen here, think,
   If I had play'd the desk or table-book,
   Or given my heart a winking, mute and dumb,
   Or look'd upon this love with idle sight;
   What might you think? No, I went round to work,
   And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:
   'Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star;
   This must not be:' and then I precepts gave her,
   That she should lock herself from his resort,
   Admit no messengers, receive no tokens.
   Which done, she took the fruits of my advice;
   And he, repulsed--a short tale to make--
   Fell into a sadness, then into a fast,
   Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness,
   Thence to a lightness, and, by this declension,
   Into the madness wherein now he raves,
   And all we mourn for.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Do you think 'tis this?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   It may be, very likely.

LORD POLONIUS

   Hath there been such a time--I'd fain know that--
   That I have positively said 'Tis so,'
   When it proved otherwise?

KING CLAUDIUS

   Not that I know.

LORD POLONIUS

   [Pointing to his head and shoulder]
   Take this from this, if this be otherwise:
   If circumstances lead me, I will find
   Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed
   Within the centre.

KING CLAUDIUS

   How may we try it further?

LORD POLONIUS

   You know, sometimes he walks four hours together
   Here in the lobby.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   So he does indeed.

LORD POLONIUS

   At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him:
   Be you and I behind an arras then;
   Mark the encounter: if he love her not
   And be not from his reason fall'n thereon,
   Let me be no assistant for a state,
   But keep a farm and carters.

KING CLAUDIUS

   We will try it.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   But, look, where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.

LORD POLONIUS

   Away, I do beseech you, both away:
   I'll board him presently.
   Exeunt KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, and Attendants
   Enter HAMLET, reading
   O, give me leave:
   How does my good Lord Hamlet?

HAMLET

   Well, God-a-mercy.

LORD POLONIUS

   Do you know me, my lord?

HAMLET

   Excellent well; you are a fishmonger.

LORD POLONIUS

   Not I, my lord.

HAMLET

   Then I would you were so honest a man.

LORD POLONIUS

   Honest, my lord!

HAMLET

   Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, is to be
   one man picked out of ten thousand.

LORD POLONIUS

   That's very true, my lord.

HAMLET

   For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a
   god kissing carrion,--Have you a daughter?

LORD POLONIUS

   I have, my lord.

HAMLET

   Let her not walk i' the sun: conception is a
   blessing: but not as your daughter may conceive.
   Friend, look to 't.

LORD POLONIUS

   [Aside] How say you by that? Still harping on my
   daughter: yet he knew me not at first; he said I
   was a fishmonger: he is far gone, far gone: and
   truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for
   love; very near this. I'll speak to him again.
   What do you read, my lord?

HAMLET

   Words, words, words.

LORD POLONIUS

   What is the matter, my lord?

HAMLET

   Between who?

LORD POLONIUS

   I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

HAMLET

   Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here
   that old men have grey beards, that their faces are
   wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and
   plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of
   wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir,
   though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet
   I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
   yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab
   you could go backward.

LORD POLONIUS

   [Aside] Though this be madness, yet there is method
   in 't. Will you walk out of the air, my lord?

HAMLET

   Into my grave.

LORD POLONIUS

   Indeed, that is out o' the air.
   Aside
   How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness
   that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity
   could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will
   leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of
   meeting between him and my daughter.--My honourable
   lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.

HAMLET

   You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will
   more willingly part withal: except my life, except
   my life, except my life.

LORD POLONIUS

   Fare you well, my lord.

HAMLET

   These tedious old fools!
   Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

LORD POLONIUS

   You go to seek the Lord Hamlet; there he is.

ROSENCRANTZ

   [To POLONIUS] God save you, sir!
   Exit POLONIUS

GUILDENSTERN

   My honoured lord!

ROSENCRANTZ

   My most dear lord!

HAMLET

   My excellent good friends! How dost thou,
   Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both?

ROSENCRANTZ

   As the indifferent children of the earth.

GUILDENSTERN

   Happy, in that we are not over-happy;
   On fortune's cap we are not the very button.

HAMLET

   Nor the soles of her shoe?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Neither, my lord.

HAMLET

   Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of
   her favours?

GUILDENSTERN

   'Faith, her privates we.

HAMLET

   In the secret parts of fortune? O, most true; she
   is a strumpet. What's the news?

ROSENCRANTZ

   None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest.

HAMLET

   Then is doomsday near: but your news is not true.
   Let me question more in particular: what have you,
   my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune,
   that she sends you to prison hither?

GUILDENSTERN

   Prison, my lord!

HAMLET

   Denmark's a prison.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Then is the world one.

HAMLET

   A goodly one; in which there are many confines,
   wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o' the worst.

ROSENCRANTZ

   We think not so, my lord.

HAMLET

   Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing
   either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me
   it is a prison.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Why then, your ambition makes it one; 'tis too
   narrow for your mind.

HAMLET

   O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count
   myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I
   have bad dreams.

GUILDENSTERN

   Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very
   substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.

HAMLET

   A dream itself is but a shadow.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a
   quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.

HAMLET

   Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and
   outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows. Shall we
   to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.

ROSENCRANTZ GUILDENSTERN

   We'll wait upon you.

HAMLET

   No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest
   of my servants, for, to speak to you like an honest
   man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the
   beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?

ROSENCRANTZ

   To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.

HAMLET

   Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I
   thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are
   too dear a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it
   your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come,
   deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak.

GUILDENSTERN

   What should we say, my lord?

HAMLET

   Why, any thing, but to the purpose. You were sent
   for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks
   which your modesties have not craft enough to colour:
   I know the good king and queen have sent for you.

ROSENCRANTZ

   To what end, my lord?

HAMLET

   That you must teach me. But let me conjure you, by
   the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of
   our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved
   love, and by what more dear a better proposer could
   charge you withal, be even and direct with me,
   whether you were sent for, or no?

ROSENCRANTZ

   [Aside to GUILDENSTERN] What say you?

HAMLET

   [Aside] Nay, then, I have an eye of you.--If you
   love me, hold not off.

GUILDENSTERN

   My lord, we were sent for.

HAMLET

   I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
   prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king
   and queen moult no feather. I have of late--but
   wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all
   custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
   with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
   earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
   excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
   o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
   with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
   me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
   What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
   how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
   express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
   in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
   world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
   what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not
   me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling
   you seem to say so.

ROSENCRANTZ

   My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.

HAMLET

   Why did you laugh then, when I said 'man delights not me'?

ROSENCRANTZ

   To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what
   lenten entertainment the players shall receive from
   you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they
   coming, to offer you service.

HAMLET

   He that plays the king shall be welcome; his majesty
   shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight
   shall use his foil and target; the lover shall not
   sigh gratis; the humourous man shall end his part
   in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose
   lungs are tickled o' the sere; and the lady shall
   say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt
   for't. What players are they?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Even those you were wont to take delight in, the
   tragedians of the city.

HAMLET

   How chances it they travel? their residence, both
   in reputation and profit, was better both ways.

ROSENCRANTZ

   I think their inhibition comes by the means of the
   late innovation.

HAMLET

   Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was
   in the city? are they so followed?

ROSENCRANTZ

   No, indeed, are they not.

HAMLET

   How comes it? do they grow rusty?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: but
   there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases,
   that cry out on the top of question, and are most
   tyrannically clapped for't: these are now the
   fashion, and so berattle the common stages--so they
   call them--that many wearing rapiers are afraid of
   goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.

HAMLET

   What, are they children? who maintains 'em? how are
   they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no
   longer than they can sing? will they not say
   afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common
   players--as it is most like, if their means are no
   better--their writers do them wrong, to make them
   exclaim against their own succession?

ROSENCRANTZ

   'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and
   the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to
   controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid
   for argument, unless the poet and the player went to
   cuffs in the question.

HAMLET

   Is't possible?

GUILDENSTERN

   O, there has been much throwing about of brains.

HAMLET

   Do the boys carry it away?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too.

HAMLET

   It is not very strange; for mine uncle is king of
   Denmark, and those that would make mows at him while
   my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, an
   hundred ducats a-piece for his picture in little.
   'Sblood, there is something in this more than
   natural, if philosophy could find it out.
   Flourish of trumpets within

GUILDENSTERN

   There are the players.

HAMLET

   Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands,
   come then: the appurtenance of welcome is fashion
   and ceremony: let me comply with you in this garb,
   lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you,
   must show fairly outward, should more appear like
   entertainment than yours. You are welcome: but my
   uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.

GUILDENSTERN

   In what, my dear lord?

HAMLET

   I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is
   southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
   Enter POLONIUS

LORD POLONIUS

   Well be with you, gentlemen!

HAMLET

   Hark you, Guildenstern; and you too: at each ear a
   hearer: that great baby you see there is not yet
   out of his swaddling-clouts.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Happily he's the second time come to them; for they
   say an old man is twice a child.

HAMLET

   I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players;
   mark it. You say right, sir: o' Monday morning;
   'twas so indeed.

LORD POLONIUS

   My lord, I have news to tell you.

HAMLET

   My lord, I have news to tell you.
   When Roscius was an actor in Rome,--

LORD POLONIUS

   The actors are come hither, my lord.

HAMLET

   Buz, buz!

LORD POLONIUS

   Upon mine honour,--

HAMLET

   Then came each actor on his ass,--

LORD POLONIUS

   The best actors in the world, either for tragedy,
   comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical,
   historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-
   comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or
   poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor
   Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the
   liberty, these are the only men.

HAMLET

   O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!

LORD POLONIUS

   What a treasure had he, my lord?

HAMLET

   Why,
   'One fair daughter and no more,
   The which he loved passing well.'

LORD POLONIUS

   [Aside] Still on my daughter.

HAMLET

   Am I not i' the right, old Jephthah?

LORD POLONIUS

   If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter
   that I love passing well.

HAMLET

   Nay, that follows not.

LORD POLONIUS

   What follows, then, my lord?

HAMLET

   Why,
   'As by lot, God wot,'
   and then, you know,
   'It came to pass, as most like it was,'--
   the first row of the pious chanson will show you
   more; for look, where my abridgement comes.
   Enter four or five Players
   You are welcome, masters; welcome, all. I am glad
   to see thee well. Welcome, good friends. O, my old
   friend! thy face is valenced since I saw thee last:
   comest thou to beard me in Denmark? What, my young
   lady and mistress! By'r lady, your ladyship is
   nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the
   altitude of a chopine. Pray God, your voice, like
   apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the
   ring. Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en
   to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see:
   we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste
   of your quality; come, a passionate speech.

First Player

   What speech, my lord?

HAMLET

   I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was
   never acted; or, if it was, not above once; for the
   play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas
   caviare to the general: but it was--as I received
   it, and others, whose judgments in such matters
   cried in the top of mine--an excellent play, well
   digested in the scenes, set down with as much
   modesty as cunning. I remember, one said there
   were no sallets in the lines to make the matter
   savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might
   indict the author of affectation; but called it an
   honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very
   much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I
   chiefly loved: 'twas Aeneas' tale to Dido; and
   thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of
   Priam's slaughter: if it live in your memory, begin
   at this line: let me see, let me see--
   'The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,'--
   it is not so:--it begins with Pyrrhus:--
   'The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,
   Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
   When he lay couched in the ominous horse,
   Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd
   With heraldry more dismal; head to foot
   Now is he total gules; horridly trick'd
   With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,
   Baked and impasted with the parching streets,
   That lend a tyrannous and damned light
   To their lord's murder: roasted in wrath and fire,
   And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore,
   With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
   Old grandsire Priam seeks.'
   So, proceed you.

LORD POLONIUS

   'Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent and
   good discretion.

First Player

   'Anon he finds him
   Striking too short at Greeks; his antique sword,
   Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
   Repugnant to command: unequal match'd,
   Pyrrhus at Priam drives; in rage strikes wide;
   But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword
   The unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
   Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
   Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash
   Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear: for, lo! his sword,
   Which was declining on the milky head
   Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' the air to stick:
   So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood,
   And like a neutral to his will and matter,
   Did nothing.
   But, as we often see, against some storm,
   A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
   The bold winds speechless and the orb below
   As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
   Doth rend the region, so, after Pyrrhus' pause,
   Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work;
   And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall
   On Mars's armour forged for proof eterne
   With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword
   Now falls on Priam.
   Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods,
   In general synod 'take away her power;
   Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
   And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
   As low as to the fiends!'

LORD POLONIUS

   This is too long.

HAMLET

   It shall to the barber's, with your beard. Prithee,
   say on: he's for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he
   sleeps: say on: come to Hecuba.

First Player

   'But who, O, who had seen the mobled queen--'

HAMLET

   'The mobled queen?'

LORD POLONIUS

   That's good; 'mobled queen' is good.

First Player

   'Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames
   With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head
   Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,
   About her lank and all o'er-teemed loins,
   A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up;
   Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd,
   'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have
   pronounced:
   But if the gods themselves did see her then
   When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
   In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs,
   The instant burst of clamour that she made,
   Unless things mortal move them not at all,
   Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
   And passion in the gods.'

LORD POLONIUS

   Look, whether he has not turned his colour and has
   tears in's eyes. Pray you, no more.

HAMLET

   'Tis well: I'll have thee speak out the rest soon.
   Good my lord, will you see the players well
   bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for
   they are the abstract and brief chronicles of the
   time: after your death you were better have a bad
   epitaph than their ill report while you live.

LORD POLONIUS

   My lord, I will use them according to their desert.

HAMLET

   God's bodykins, man, much better: use every man
   after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
   Use them after your own honour and dignity: the less
   they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.
   Take them in.

LORD POLONIUS

   Come, sirs.

HAMLET

   Follow him, friends: we'll hear a play to-morrow.
   Exit POLONIUS with all the Players but the First
   Dost thou hear me, old friend; can you play the
   Murder of Gonzago?

First Player

   Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

   We'll ha't to-morrow night. You could, for a need,
   study a speech of some dozen or sixteen lines, which
   I would set down and insert in't, could you not?

First Player

   Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

   Very well. Follow that lord; and look you mock him
   not.
   Exit First Player
   My good friends, I'll leave you till night: you are
   welcome to Elsinore.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Good my lord!

HAMLET

   Ay, so, God be wi' ye;
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
   Now I am alone.
   O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
   Is it not monstrous that this player here,
   But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
   Could force his soul so to his own conceit
   That from her working all his visage wann'd,
   Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect,
   A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
   With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
   For Hecuba!
   What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,
   That he should weep for her? What would he do,
   Had he the motive and the cue for passion
   That I have? He would drown the stage with tears
   And cleave the general ear with horrid speech,
   Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
   Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
   The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I,
   A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak,
   Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,
   And can say nothing; no, not for a king,
   Upon whose property and most dear life
   A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward?
   Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across?
   Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face?
   Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat,
   As deep as to the lungs? who does me this?
   Ha!
   'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be
   But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall
   To make oppression bitter, or ere this
   I should have fatted all the region kites
   With this slave's offal: bloody, bawdy villain!
   Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
   O, vengeance!
   Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave,
   That I, the son of a dear father murder'd,
   Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
   Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,
   And fall a-cursing, like a very drab,
   A scullion!
   Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! I have heard
   That guilty creatures sitting at a play
   Have by the very cunning of the scene
   Been struck so to the soul that presently
   They have proclaim'd their malefactions;
   For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
   With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players
   Play something like the murder of my father
   Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks;
   I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench,
   I know my course. The spirit that I have seen
   May be the devil: and the devil hath power
   To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps
   Out of my weakness and my melancholy,
   As he is very potent with such spirits,
   Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds
   More relative than this: the play 's the thing
   Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
   Exit

ACT III SCENE I. A room in the castle.

   Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN 

KING CLAUDIUS

   And can you, by no drift of circumstance,
   Get from him why he puts on this confusion,
   Grating so harshly all his days of quiet
   With turbulent and dangerous lunacy?

ROSENCRANTZ

   He does confess he feels himself distracted;
   But from what cause he will by no means speak.

GUILDENSTERN

   Nor do we find him forward to be sounded,
   But, with a crafty madness, keeps aloof,
   When we would bring him on to some confession
   Of his true state.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Did he receive you well?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Most like a gentleman.

GUILDENSTERN

   But with much forcing of his disposition.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Niggard of question; but, of our demands,
   Most free in his reply.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Did you assay him?
   To any pastime?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Madam, it so fell out, that certain players
   We o'er-raught on the way: of these we told him;
   And there did seem in him a kind of joy
   To hear of it: they are about the court,
   And, as I think, they have already order
   This night to play before him.

LORD POLONIUS

   'Tis most true:
   And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties
   To hear and see the matter.

KING CLAUDIUS

   With all my heart; and it doth much content me
   To hear him so inclined.
   Good gentlemen, give him a further edge,
   And drive his purpose on to these delights.

ROSENCRANTZ

   We shall, my lord.
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

KING CLAUDIUS

   Sweet Gertrude, leave us too;
   For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither,
   That he, as 'twere by accident, may here
   Affront Ophelia:
   Her father and myself, lawful espials,
   Will so bestow ourselves that, seeing, unseen,
   We may of their encounter frankly judge,
   And gather by him, as he is behaved,
   If 't be the affliction of his love or no
   That thus he suffers for.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   I shall obey you.
   And for your part, Ophelia, I do wish
   That your good beauties be the happy cause
   Of Hamlet's wildness: so shall I hope your virtues
   Will bring him to his wonted way again,
   To both your honours.

OPHELIA

   Madam, I wish it may.
   Exit QUEEN GERTRUDE

LORD POLONIUS

   Ophelia, walk you here. Gracious, so please you,
   We will bestow ourselves.
   To OPHELIA
   Read on this book;
   That show of such an exercise may colour
   Your loneliness. We are oft to blame in this,--
   'Tis too much proved--that with devotion's visage
   And pious action we do sugar o'er
   The devil himself.

KING CLAUDIUS

   [Aside] O, 'tis too true!
   How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience!
   The harlot's cheek, beautied with plastering art,
   Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it
   Than is my deed to my most painted word:
   O heavy burthen!

LORD POLONIUS

   I hear him coming: let's withdraw, my lord.
   Exeunt KING CLAUDIUS and POLONIUS
   Enter HAMLET

HAMLET

   To be, or not to be: that is the question:
   Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
   The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
   Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
   And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
   No more; and by a sleep to say we end
   The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
   That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
   Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
   To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
   For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
   When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
   Must give us pause: there's the respect
   That makes calamity of so long life;
   For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
   The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
   The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
   The insolence of office and the spurns
   That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
   When he himself might his quietus make
   With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
   To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
   But that the dread of something after death,
   The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
   No traveller returns, puzzles the will
   And makes us rather bear those ills we have
   Than fly to others that we know not of?
   Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
   And thus the native hue of resolution
   Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
   And enterprises of great pith and moment
   With this regard their currents turn awry,
   And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
   The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
   Be all my sins remember'd.

OPHELIA

   Good my lord,
   How does your honour for this many a day?

HAMLET

   I humbly thank you; well, well, well.

OPHELIA

   My lord, I have remembrances of yours,
   That I have longed long to re-deliver;
   I pray you, now receive them.

HAMLET

   No, not I;
   I never gave you aught.

OPHELIA

   My honour'd lord, you know right well you did;
   And, with them, words of so sweet breath composed
   As made the things more rich: their perfume lost,
   Take these again; for to the noble mind
   Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
   There, my lord.

HAMLET

   Ha, ha! are you honest?

OPHELIA

   My lord?

HAMLET

   Are you fair?

OPHELIA

   What means your lordship?

HAMLET

   That if you be honest and fair, your honesty should
   admit no discourse to your beauty.

OPHELIA

   Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than
   with honesty?

HAMLET

   Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner
   transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the
   force of honesty can translate beauty into his
   likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the
   time gives it proof. I did love you once.

OPHELIA

   Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.

HAMLET

   You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot
   so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of
   it: I loved you not.

OPHELIA

   I was the more deceived.

HAMLET

   Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a
   breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest;
   but yet I could accuse me of such things that it
   were better my mother had not borne me: I am very
   proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at
   my beck than I have thoughts to put them in,
   imagination to give them shape, or time to act them
   in. What should such fellows as I do crawling
   between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves,
   all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery.
   Where's your father?

OPHELIA

   At home, my lord.

HAMLET

   Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the
   fool no where but in's own house. Farewell.

OPHELIA

   O, help him, you sweet heavens!

HAMLET

   If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
   thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
   snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
   nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
   marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
   what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
   and quickly too. Farewell.

OPHELIA

   O heavenly powers, restore him!

HAMLET

   I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God
   has given you one face, and you make yourselves
   another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
   nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness
   your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
   made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
   those that are married already, all but one, shall
   live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
   nunnery, go.
   Exit

OPHELIA

   O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
   The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword;
   The expectancy and rose of the fair state,
   The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
   The observed of all observers, quite, quite down!
   And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
   That suck'd the honey of his music vows,
   Now see that noble and most sovereign reason,
   Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh;
   That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth
   Blasted with ecstasy: O, woe is me,
   To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!
   Re-enter KING CLAUDIUS and POLONIUS

KING CLAUDIUS

   Love! his affections do not that way tend;
   Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little,
   Was not like madness. There's something in his soul,
   O'er which his melancholy sits on brood;
   And I do doubt the hatch and the disclose
   Will be some danger: which for to prevent,
   I have in quick determination
   Thus set it down: he shall with speed to England,
   For the demand of our neglected tribute
   Haply the seas and countries different
   With variable objects shall expel
   This something-settled matter in his heart,
   Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus
   From fashion of himself. What think you on't?

LORD POLONIUS

   It shall do well: but yet do I believe
   The origin and commencement of his grief
   Sprung from neglected love. How now, Ophelia!
   You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said;
   We heard it all. My lord, do as you please;
   But, if you hold it fit, after the play
   Let his queen mother all alone entreat him
   To show his grief: let her be round with him;
   And I'll be placed, so please you, in the ear
   Of all their conference. If she find him not,
   To England send him, or confine him where
   Your wisdom best shall think.

KING CLAUDIUS

   It shall be so:
   Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. A hall in the castle.

   Enter HAMLET and Players 

HAMLET

   Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to
   you, trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it,
   as many of your players do, I had as lief the
   town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air
   too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently;
   for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say,
   the whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget
   a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it
   offends me to the soul to hear a robustious
   periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to
   very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who
   for the most part are capable of nothing but
   inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such
   a fellow whipped for o'erdoing Termagant; it
   out-herods Herod: pray you, avoid it.

First Player

   I warrant your honour.

HAMLET

   Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion
   be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the
   word to the action; with this special o'erstep not
   the modesty of nature: for any thing so overdone is
   from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the
   first and now, was and is, to hold, as 'twere, the
   mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature,
   scorn her own image, and the very age and body of
   the time his form and pressure. Now this overdone,
   or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful
   laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the
   censure of the which one must in your allowance
   o'erweigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be
   players that I have seen play, and heard others
   praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely,
   that, neither having the accent of Christians nor
   the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so
   strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of
   nature's journeymen had made men and not made them
   well, they imitated humanity so abominably.

First Player

   I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us,
   sir.

HAMLET

   O, reform it altogether. And let those that play
   your clowns speak no more than is set down for them;
   for there be of them that will themselves laugh, to
   set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh
   too; though, in the mean time, some necessary
   question of the play be then to be considered:
   that's villanous, and shows a most pitiful ambition
   in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready.
   Exeunt Players
   Enter POLONIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN
   How now, my lord! I will the king hear this piece of work?

LORD POLONIUS

   And the queen too, and that presently.

HAMLET

   Bid the players make haste.
   Exit POLONIUS
   Will you two help to hasten them?

ROSENCRANTZ GUILDENSTERN

   We will, my lord.
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

HAMLET

   What ho! Horatio!
   Enter HORATIO

HORATIO

   Here, sweet lord, at your service.

HAMLET

   Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man
   As e'er my conversation coped withal.

HORATIO

   O, my dear lord,--

HAMLET

   Nay, do not think I flatter;
   For what advancement may I hope from thee
   That no revenue hast but thy good spirits,
   To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd?
   No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp,
   And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
   Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
   Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
   And could of men distinguish, her election
   Hath seal'd thee for herself; for thou hast been
   As one, in suffering all, that suffers nothing,
   A man that fortune's buffets and rewards
   Hast ta'en with equal thanks: and blest are those
   Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled,
   That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger
   To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
   That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him
   In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
   As I do thee.--Something too much of this.--
   There is a play to-night before the king;
   One scene of it comes near the circumstance
   Which I have told thee of my father's death:
   I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot,
   Even with the very comment of thy soul
   Observe mine uncle: if his occulted guilt
   Do not itself unkennel in one speech,
   It is a damned ghost that we have seen,
   And my imaginations are as foul
   As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note;
   For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,
   And after we will both our judgments join
   In censure of his seeming.

HORATIO

   Well, my lord:
   If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing,
   And 'scape detecting, I will pay the theft.

HAMLET

   They are coming to the play; I must be idle:
   Get you a place.
   Danish march. A flourish. Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others

KING CLAUDIUS

   How fares our cousin Hamlet?

HAMLET

   Excellent, i' faith; of the chameleon's dish: I eat
   the air, promise-crammed: you cannot feed capons so.

KING CLAUDIUS

   I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet; these words
   are not mine.

HAMLET

   No, nor mine now.
   To POLONIUS
   My lord, you played once i' the university, you say?

LORD POLONIUS

   That did I, my lord; and was accounted a good actor.

HAMLET

   What did you enact?

LORD POLONIUS

   I did enact Julius Caesar: I was killed i' the
   Capitol; Brutus killed me.

HAMLET

   It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf
   there. Be the players ready?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.

HAMLET

   No, good mother, here's metal more attractive.

LORD POLONIUS

   [To KING CLAUDIUS] O, ho! do you mark that?

HAMLET

   Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
   Lying down at OPHELIA's feet

OPHELIA

   No, my lord.

HAMLET

   I mean, my head upon your lap?

OPHELIA

   Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

   Do you think I meant country matters?

OPHELIA

   I think nothing, my lord.

HAMLET

   That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

OPHELIA

   What is, my lord?

HAMLET

   Nothing.

OPHELIA

   You are merry, my lord.

HAMLET

   Who, I?

OPHELIA

   Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

   O God, your only jig-maker. What should a man do
   but be merry? for, look you, how cheerfully my
   mother looks, and my father died within these two hours.

OPHELIA

   Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.

HAMLET

   So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for
   I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two
   months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's
   hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half
   a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches,
   then; or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with
   the hobby-horse, whose epitaph is 'For, O, for, O,
   the hobby-horse is forgot.'
   Hautboys play. The dumb-show enters
   Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The Poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts: she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts his love
   Exeunt

OPHELIA

   What means this, my lord?

HAMLET

   Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.

OPHELIA

   Belike this show imports the argument of the play.
   Enter Prologue

HAMLET

   We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot
   keep counsel; they'll tell all.

OPHELIA

   Will he tell us what this show meant?

HAMLET

   Ay, or any show that you'll show him: be not you
   ashamed to show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means.

OPHELIA

   You are naught, you are naught: I'll mark the play.

Prologue

   For us, and for our tragedy,
   Here stooping to your clemency,
   We beg your hearing patiently.
   Exit

HAMLET

   Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?

OPHELIA

   'Tis brief, my lord.

HAMLET

   As woman's love.
   Enter two Players, King and Queen

Player King

   Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round
   Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground,
   And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen
   About the world have times twelve thirties been,
   Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
   Unite commutual in most sacred bands.

Player Queen

   So many journeys may the sun and moon
   Make us again count o'er ere love be done!
   But, woe is me, you are so sick of late,
   So far from cheer and from your former state,
   That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
   Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must:
   For women's fear and love holds quantity;
   In neither aught, or in extremity.
   Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know;
   And as my love is sized, my fear is so:
   Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
   Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.

Player King

   'Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;
   My operant powers their functions leave to do:
   And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
   Honour'd, beloved; and haply one as kind
   For husband shalt thou--

Player Queen

   O, confound the rest!
   Such love must needs be treason in my breast:
   In second husband let me be accurst!
   None wed the second but who kill'd the first.

HAMLET

   [Aside] Wormwood, wormwood.

Player Queen

   The instances that second marriage move
   Are base respects of thrift, but none of love:
   A second time I kill my husband dead,
   When second husband kisses me in bed.

Player King

   I do believe you think what now you speak;
   But what we do determine oft we break.
   Purpose is but the slave to memory,
   Of violent birth, but poor validity;
   Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree;
   But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be.
   Most necessary 'tis that we forget
   To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt:
   What to ourselves in passion we propose,
   The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
   The violence of either grief or joy
   Their own enactures with themselves destroy:
   Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
   Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
   This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange
   That even our loves should with our fortunes change;
   For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,
   Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.
   The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
   The poor advanced makes friends of enemies.
   And hitherto doth love on fortune tend;
   For who not needs shall never lack a friend,
   And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
   Directly seasons him his enemy.
   But, orderly to end where I begun,
   Our wills and fates do so contrary run
   That our devices still are overthrown;
   Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own:
   So think thou wilt no second husband wed;
   But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.

Player Queen

   Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light!
   Sport and repose lock from me day and night!
   To desperation turn my trust and hope!
   An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope!
   Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
   Meet what I would have well and it destroy!
   Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
   If, once a widow, ever I be wife!

HAMLET

   If she should break it now!

Player King

   'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile;
   My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
   The tedious day with sleep.
   Sleeps

Player Queen

   Sleep rock thy brain,
   And never come mischance between us twain!
   Exit

HAMLET

   Madam, how like you this play?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   The lady protests too much, methinks.

HAMLET

   O, but she'll keep her word.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in 't?

HAMLET

   No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest; no offence
   i' the world.

KING CLAUDIUS

   What do you call the play?

HAMLET

   The Mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play
   is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is
   the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see
   anon; 'tis a knavish piece of work: but what o'
   that? your majesty and we that have free souls, it
   touches us not: let the galled jade wince, our
   withers are unwrung.
   Enter LUCIANUS
   This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.

OPHELIA

   You are as good as a chorus, my lord.

HAMLET

   I could interpret between you and your love, if I
   could see the puppets dallying.

OPHELIA

   You are keen, my lord, you are keen.

HAMLET

   It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.

OPHELIA

   Still better, and worse.

HAMLET

   So you must take your husbands. Begin, murderer;
   pox, leave thy damnable faces, and begin. Come:
   'the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge.'

LUCIANUS

   Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;
   Confederate season, else no creature seeing;
   Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
   With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
   Thy natural magic and dire property,
   On wholesome life usurp immediately.
   Pours the poison into the sleeper's ears

HAMLET

   He poisons him i' the garden for's estate. His
   name's Gonzago: the story is extant, and writ in
   choice Italian: you shall see anon how the murderer
   gets the love of Gonzago's wife.

OPHELIA

   The king rises.

HAMLET

   What, frighted with false fire!

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   How fares my lord?

LORD POLONIUS

   Give o'er the play.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Give me some light: away!

All

   Lights, lights, lights!
   Exeunt all but HAMLET and HORATIO

HAMLET

   Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
   The hart ungalled play;
   For some must watch, while some must sleep:
   So runs the world away.
   Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers-- if
   the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me--with two
   Provincial roses on my razed shoes, get me a
   fellowship in a cry of players, sir?

HORATIO

   Half a share.

HAMLET

   A whole one, I.
   For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
   This realm dismantled was
   Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
   A very, very--pajock.

HORATIO

   You might have rhymed.

HAMLET

   O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a
   thousand pound. Didst perceive?

HORATIO

   Very well, my lord.

HAMLET

   Upon the talk of the poisoning?

HORATIO

   I did very well note him.

HAMLET

   Ah, ha! Come, some music! come, the recorders!
   For if the king like not the comedy,
   Why then, belike, he likes it not, perdy.
   Come, some music!
   Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

GUILDENSTERN

   Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.

HAMLET

   Sir, a whole history.

GUILDENSTERN

   The king, sir,--

HAMLET

   Ay, sir, what of him?

GUILDENSTERN

   Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.

HAMLET

   With drink, sir?

GUILDENSTERN

   No, my lord, rather with choler.

HAMLET

   Your wisdom should show itself more richer to
   signify this to his doctor; for, for me to put him
   to his purgation would perhaps plunge him into far
   more choler.

GUILDENSTERN

   Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame and
   start not so wildly from my affair.

HAMLET

   I am tame, sir: pronounce.

GUILDENSTERN

   The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of
   spirit, hath sent me to you.

HAMLET

   You are welcome.

GUILDENSTERN

   Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right
   breed. If it shall please you to make me a
   wholesome answer, I will do your mother's
   commandment: if not, your pardon and my return
   shall be the end of my business.

HAMLET

   Sir, I cannot.

GUILDENSTERN

   What, my lord?

HAMLET

   Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased: but,
   sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command;
   or, rather, as you say, my mother: therefore no
   more, but to the matter: my mother, you say,--

ROSENCRANTZ

   Then thus she says; your behavior hath struck her
   into amazement and admiration.

HAMLET

   O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother! But
   is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's
   admiration? Impart.

ROSENCRANTZ

   She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you
   go to bed.

HAMLET

   We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have
   you any further trade with us?

ROSENCRANTZ

   My lord, you once did love me.

HAMLET

   So I do still, by these pickers and stealers.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you
   do, surely, bar the door upon your own liberty, if
   you deny your griefs to your friend.

HAMLET

   Sir, I lack advancement.

ROSENCRANTZ

   How can that be, when you have the voice of the king
   himself for your succession in Denmark?

HAMLET

   Ay, but sir, 'While the grass grows,'--the proverb
   is something musty.
   Re-enter Players with recorders
   O, the recorders! let me see one. To withdraw with
   you:--why do you go about to recover the wind of me,
   as if you would drive me into a toil?

GUILDENSTERN

   O, my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too
   unmannerly.

HAMLET

   I do not well understand that. Will you play upon
   this pipe?

GUILDENSTERN

   My lord, I cannot.

HAMLET

   I pray you.

GUILDENSTERN

   Believe me, I cannot.

HAMLET

   I do beseech you.

GUILDENSTERN

   I know no touch of it, my lord.

HAMLET

   'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with
   your lingers and thumb, give it breath with your
   mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music.
   Look you, these are the stops.

GUILDENSTERN

   But these cannot I command to any utterance of
   harmony; I have not the skill.

HAMLET

   Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of
   me! You would play upon me; you would seem to know
   my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my
   mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to
   the top of my compass: and there is much music,
   excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot
   you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am
   easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what
   instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you
   cannot play upon me.
   Enter POLONIUS
   God bless you, sir!

LORD POLONIUS

   My lord, the queen would speak with you, and
   presently.

HAMLET

   Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?

LORD POLONIUS

   By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.

HAMLET

   Methinks it is like a weasel.

LORD POLONIUS

   It is backed like a weasel.

HAMLET

   Or like a whale?

LORD POLONIUS

   Very like a whale.

HAMLET

   Then I will come to my mother by and by. They fool
   me to the top of my bent. I will come by and by.

LORD POLONIUS

   I will say so.

HAMLET

   By and by is easily said.
   Exit POLONIUS
   Leave me, friends.
   Exeunt all but HAMLET
   Tis now the very witching time of night,
   When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
   Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
   And do such bitter business as the day
   Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.
   O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever
   The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:
   Let me be cruel, not unnatural:
   I will speak daggers to her, but use none;
   My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites;
   How in my words soever she be shent,
   To give them seals never, my soul, consent!
   Exit

SCENE III. A room in the castle.

   Enter KING CLAUDIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN 

KING CLAUDIUS

   I like him not, nor stands it safe with us
   To let his madness range. Therefore prepare you;
   I your commission will forthwith dispatch,
   And he to England shall along with you:
   The terms of our estate may not endure
   Hazard so dangerous as doth hourly grow
   Out of his lunacies.

GUILDENSTERN

   We will ourselves provide:
   Most holy and religious fear it is
   To keep those many many bodies safe
   That live and feed upon your majesty.

ROSENCRANTZ

   The single and peculiar life is bound,
   With all the strength and armour of the mind,
   To keep itself from noyance; but much more
   That spirit upon whose weal depend and rest
   The lives of many. The cease of majesty
   Dies not alone; but, like a gulf, doth draw
   What's near it with it: it is a massy wheel,
   Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount,
   To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things
   Are mortised and adjoin'd; which, when it falls,
   Each small annexment, petty consequence,
   Attends the boisterous ruin. Never alone
   Did the king sigh, but with a general groan.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Arm you, I pray you, to this speedy voyage;
   For we will fetters put upon this fear,
   Which now goes too free-footed.

ROSENCRANTZ GUILDENSTERN

   We will haste us.
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
   Enter POLONIUS

LORD POLONIUS

   My lord, he's going to his mother's closet:
   Behind the arras I'll convey myself,
   To hear the process; and warrant she'll tax him home:
   And, as you said, and wisely was it said,
   'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother,
   Since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear
   The speech, of vantage. Fare you well, my liege:
   I'll call upon you ere you go to bed,
   And tell you what I know.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Thanks, dear my lord.
   Exit POLONIUS
   O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven;
   It hath the primal eldest curse upon't,
   A brother's murder. Pray can I not,
   Though inclination be as sharp as will:
   My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent;
   And, like a man to double business bound,
   I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
   And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
   Were thicker than itself with brother's blood,
   Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
   To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
   But to confront the visage of offence?
   And what's in prayer but this two-fold force,
   To be forestalled ere we come to fall,
   Or pardon'd being down? Then I'll look up;
   My fault is past. But, O, what form of prayer
   Can serve my turn? 'Forgive me my foul murder'?
   That cannot be; since I am still possess'd
   Of those effects for which I did the murder,
   My crown, mine own ambition and my queen.
   May one be pardon'd and retain the offence?
   In the corrupted currents of this world
   Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice,
   And oft 'tis seen the wicked prize itself
   Buys out the law: but 'tis not so above;
   There is no shuffling, there the action lies
   In his true nature; and we ourselves compell'd,
   Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults,
   To give in evidence. What then? what rests?
   Try what repentance can: what can it not?
   Yet what can it when one can not repent?
   O wretched state! O bosom black as death!
   O limed soul, that, struggling to be free,
   Art more engaged! Help, angels! Make assay!
   Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart with strings of steel,
   Be soft as sinews of the newborn babe!
   All may be well.
   Retires and kneels
   Enter HAMLET

HAMLET

   Now might I do it pat, now he is praying;
   And now I'll do't. And so he goes to heaven;
   And so am I revenged. That would be scann'd:
   A villain kills my father; and for that,
   I, his sole son, do this same villain send
   To heaven.
   O, this is hire and salary, not revenge.
   He took my father grossly, full of bread;
   With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
   And how his audit stands who knows save heaven?
   But in our circumstance and course of thought,
   'Tis heavy with him: and am I then revenged,
   To take him in the purging of his soul,
   When he is fit and season'd for his passage?
   No!
   Up, sword; and know thou a more horrid hent:
   When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,
   Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed;
   At gaming, swearing, or about some act
   That has no relish of salvation in't;
   Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
   And that his soul may be as damn'd and black
   As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
   This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
   Exit

KING CLAUDIUS

   [Rising] My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:
   Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
   Exit

SCENE IV. The Queen's closet.

   Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE and POLONIUS 

LORD POLONIUS

   He will come straight. Look you lay home to him:
   Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
   And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between
   Much heat and him. I'll sconce me even here.
   Pray you, be round with him.

HAMLET

   [Within] Mother, mother, mother!

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   I'll warrant you,
   Fear me not: withdraw, I hear him coming.
   POLONIUS hides behind the arras
   Enter HAMLET

HAMLET

   Now, mother, what's the matter?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.

HAMLET

   Mother, you have my father much offended.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.

HAMLET

   Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Why, how now, Hamlet!

HAMLET

   What's the matter now?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Have you forgot me?

HAMLET

   No, by the rood, not so:
   You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;
   And--would it were not so!--you are my mother.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Nay, then, I'll set those to you that can speak.

HAMLET

   Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge;
   You go not till I set you up a glass
   Where you may see the inmost part of you.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me?
   Help, help, ho!

LORD POLONIUS

   [Behind] What, ho! help, help, help!

HAMLET

   [Drawing] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
   Makes a pass through the arras

LORD POLONIUS

   [Behind] O, I am slain!
   Falls and dies

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   O me, what hast thou done?

HAMLET

   Nay, I know not:
   Is it the king?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!

HAMLET

   A bloody deed! almost as bad, good mother,
   As kill a king, and marry with his brother.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   As kill a king!

HAMLET

   Ay, lady, 'twas my word.
   Lifts up the array and discovers POLONIUS
   Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell!
   I took thee for thy better: take thy fortune;
   Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.
   Leave wringing of your hands: peace! sit you down,
   And let me wring your heart; for so I shall,
   If it be made of penetrable stuff,
   If damned custom have not brass'd it so
   That it is proof and bulwark against sense.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   What have I done, that thou darest wag thy tongue
   In noise so rude against me?

HAMLET

   Such an act
   That blurs the grace and blush of modesty,
   Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose
   From the fair forehead of an innocent love
   And sets a blister there, makes marriage-vows
   As false as dicers' oaths: O, such a deed
   As from the body of contraction plucks
   The very soul, and sweet religion makes
   A rhapsody of words: heaven's face doth glow:
   Yea, this solidity and compound mass,
   With tristful visage, as against the doom,
   Is thought-sick at the act.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Ay me, what act,
   That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?

HAMLET

   Look here, upon this picture, and on this,
   The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
   See, what a grace was seated on this brow;
   Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself;
   An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;
   A station like the herald Mercury
   New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;
   A combination and a form indeed,
   Where every god did seem to set his seal,
   To give the world assurance of a man:
   This was your husband. Look you now, what follows:
   Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,
   Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?
   Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed,
   And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes?
   You cannot call it love; for at your age
   The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,
   And waits upon the judgment: and what judgment
   Would step from this to this? Sense, sure, you have,
   Else could you not have motion; but sure, that sense
   Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err,
   Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd
   But it reserved some quantity of choice,
   To serve in such a difference. What devil was't
   That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind?
   Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
   Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
   Or but a sickly part of one true sense
   Could not so mope.
   O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,
   If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones,
   To flaming youth let virtue be as wax,
   And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame
   When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,
   Since frost itself as actively doth burn
   And reason panders will.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   O Hamlet, speak no more:
   Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul;
   And there I see such black and grained spots
   As will not leave their tinct.

HAMLET

   Nay, but to live
   In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
   Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love
   Over the nasty sty,--

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   O, speak to me no more;
   These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears;
   No more, sweet Hamlet!

HAMLET

   A murderer and a villain;
   A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe
   Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings;
   A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
   That from a shelf the precious diadem stole,
   And put it in his pocket!

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   No more!

HAMLET

   A king of shreds and patches,--
   Enter Ghost
   Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,
   You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Alas, he's mad!

HAMLET

   Do you not come your tardy son to chide,
   That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go by
   The important acting of your dread command? O, say!

Ghost

   Do not forget: this visitation
   Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.
   But, look, amazement on thy mother sits:
   O, step between her and her fighting soul:
   Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works:
   Speak to her, Hamlet.

HAMLET

   How is it with you, lady?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Alas, how is't with you,
   That you do bend your eye on vacancy
   And with the incorporal air do hold discourse?
   Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep;
   And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm,
   Your bedded hair, like life in excrements,
   Starts up, and stands on end. O gentle son,
   Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
   Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?

HAMLET

   On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares!
   His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,
   Would make them capable. Do not look upon me;
   Lest with this piteous action you convert
   My stern effects: then what I have to do
   Will want true colour; tears perchance for blood.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   To whom do you speak this?

HAMLET

   Do you see nothing there?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Nothing at all; yet all that is I see.

HAMLET

   Nor did you nothing hear?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   No, nothing but ourselves.

HAMLET

   Why, look you there! look, how it steals away!
   My father, in his habit as he lived!
   Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal!
   Exit Ghost

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   This the very coinage of your brain:
   This bodiless creation ecstasy
   Is very cunning in.

HAMLET

   Ecstasy!
   My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time,
   And makes as healthful music: it is not madness
   That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,
   And I the matter will re-word; which madness
   Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,
   Lay not that mattering unction to your soul,
   That not your trespass, but my madness speaks:
   It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
   Whilst rank corruption, mining all within,
   Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven;
   Repent what's past; avoid what is to come;
   And do not spread the compost on the weeds,
   To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue;
   For in the fatness of these pursy times
   Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
   Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain.

HAMLET

   O, throw away the worser part of it,
   And live the purer with the other half.
   Good night: but go not to mine uncle's bed;
   Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
   That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat,
   Of habits devil, is angel yet in this,
   That to the use of actions fair and good
   He likewise gives a frock or livery,
   That aptly is put on. Refrain to-night,
   And that shall lend a kind of easiness
   To the next abstinence: the next more easy;
   For use almost can change the stamp of nature,
   And either [ ] the devil, or throw him out
   With wondrous potency. Once more, good night:
   And when you are desirous to be bless'd,
   I'll blessing beg of you. For this same lord,
   Pointing to POLONIUS
   I do repent: but heaven hath pleased it so,
   To punish me with this and this with me,
   That I must be their scourge and minister.
   I will bestow him, and will answer well
   The death I gave him. So, again, good night.
   I must be cruel, only to be kind:
   Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
   One word more, good lady.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   What shall I do?

HAMLET

   Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:
   Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed;
   Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse;
   And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses,
   Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers,
   Make you to ravel all this matter out,
   That I essentially am not in madness,
   But mad in craft. 'Twere good you let him know;
   For who, that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise,
   Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib,
   Such dear concernings hide? who would do so?
   No, in despite of sense and secrecy,
   Unpeg the basket on the house's top.
   Let the birds fly, and, like the famous ape,
   To try conclusions, in the basket creep,
   And break your own neck down.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Be thou assured, if words be made of breath,
   And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
   What thou hast said to me.

HAMLET

   I must to England; you know that?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Alack,
   I had forgot: 'tis so concluded on.

HAMLET

   There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
   Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
   They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way,
   And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
   For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
   Hoist with his own petard: and 't shall go hard
   But I will delve one yard below their mines,
   And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
   When in one line two crafts directly meet.
   This man shall set me packing:
   I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.
   Mother, good night. Indeed this counsellor
   Is now most still, most secret and most grave,
   Who was in life a foolish prating knave.
   Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
   Good night, mother.
   Exeunt severally; HAMLET dragging in POLONIUS

ACT IV SCENE I. A room in the castle.

   Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN 

KING CLAUDIUS

   There's matter in these sighs, these profound heaves:
   You must translate: 'tis fit we understand them.
   Where is your son?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Bestow this place on us a little while.
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
   Ah, my good lord, what have I seen to-night!

KING CLAUDIUS

   What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Mad as the sea and wind, when both contend
   Which is the mightier: in his lawless fit,
   Behind the arras hearing something stir,
   Whips out his rapier, cries, 'A rat, a rat!'
   And, in this brainish apprehension, kills
   The unseen good old man.

KING CLAUDIUS

   O heavy deed!
   It had been so with us, had we been there:
   His liberty is full of threats to all;
   To you yourself, to us, to every one.
   Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answer'd?
   It will be laid to us, whose providence
   Should have kept short, restrain'd and out of haunt,
   This mad young man: but so much was our love,
   We would not understand what was most fit;
   But, like the owner of a foul disease,
   To keep it from divulging, let it feed
   Even on the pith of Life. Where is he gone?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   To draw apart the body he hath kill'd:
   O'er whom his very madness, like some ore
   Among a mineral of metals base,
   Shows itself pure; he weeps for what is done.

KING CLAUDIUS

   O Gertrude, come away!
   The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch,
   But we will ship him hence: and this vile deed
   We must, with all our majesty and skill,
   Both countenance and excuse. Ho, Guildenstern!
   Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
   Friends both, go join you with some further aid:
   Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain,
   And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him:
   Go seek him out; speak fair, and bring the body
   Into the chapel. I pray you, haste in this.
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
   Come, Gertrude, we'll call up our wisest friends;
   And let them know, both what we mean to do,
   And what's untimely done. O, come away!
   My soul is full of discord and dismay.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. Another room in the castle.

   Enter HAMLET 

HAMLET

   Safely stowed.

ROSENCRANTZ: GUILDENSTERN:

   [Within] Hamlet! Lord Hamlet!

HAMLET

   What noise? who calls on Hamlet?
   O, here they come.
   Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

ROSENCRANTZ

   What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?

HAMLET

   Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence
   And bear it to the chapel.

HAMLET

   Do not believe it.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Believe what?

HAMLET

   That I can keep your counsel and not mine own.
   Besides, to be demanded of a sponge! what
   replication should be made by the son of a king?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Take you me for a sponge, my lord?

HAMLET

   Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his
   rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the
   king best service in the end: he keeps them, like
   an ape, in the corner of his jaw; first mouthed, to
   be last swallowed: when he needs what you have
   gleaned, it is but squeezing you, and, sponge, you
   shall be dry again.

ROSENCRANTZ

   I understand you not, my lord.

HAMLET

   I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a
   foolish ear.

ROSENCRANTZ

   My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go
   with us to the king.

HAMLET

   The body is with the king, but the king is not with
   the body. The king is a thing--

GUILDENSTERN

   A thing, my lord!

HAMLET

   Of nothing: bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after.
   Exeunt

SCENE III. Another room in the castle.

   Enter KING CLAUDIUS, attended 

KING CLAUDIUS

   I have sent to seek him, and to find the body.
   How dangerous is it that this man goes loose!
   Yet must not we put the strong law on him:
   He's loved of the distracted multitude,
   Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes;
   And where tis so, the offender's scourge is weigh'd,
   But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even,
   This sudden sending him away must seem
   Deliberate pause: diseases desperate grown
   By desperate appliance are relieved,
   Or not at all.
   Enter ROSENCRANTZ
   How now! what hath befall'n?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Where the dead body is bestow'd, my lord,
   We cannot get from him.

KING CLAUDIUS

   But where is he?

ROSENCRANTZ

   Without, my lord; guarded, to know your pleasure.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Bring him before us.

ROSENCRANTZ

   Ho, Guildenstern! bring in my lord.
   Enter HAMLET and GUILDENSTERN

KING CLAUDIUS

   Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius?

HAMLET

   At supper.

KING CLAUDIUS

   At supper! where?

HAMLET

   Not where he eats, but where he is eaten: a certain
   convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your
   worm is your only emperor for diet: we fat all
   creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for
   maggots: your fat king and your lean beggar is but
   variable service, two dishes, but to one table:
   that's the end.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Alas, alas!

HAMLET

   A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a
   king, and cat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.

KING CLAUDIUS

   What dost you mean by this?

HAMLET

   Nothing but to show you how a king may go a
   progress through the guts of a beggar.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Where is Polonius?

HAMLET

   In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger
   find him not there, seek him i' the other place
   yourself. But indeed, if you find him not within
   this month, you shall nose him as you go up the
   stairs into the lobby.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Go seek him there.
   To some Attendants

HAMLET

   He will stay till ye come.
   Exeunt Attendants

KING CLAUDIUS

   Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial safety,--
   Which we do tender, as we dearly grieve
   For that which thou hast done,--must send thee hence
   With fiery quickness: therefore prepare thyself;
   The bark is ready, and the wind at help,
   The associates tend, and every thing is bent
   For England.

HAMLET

   For England!

KING CLAUDIUS

   Ay, Hamlet.

HAMLET

   Good.

KING CLAUDIUS

   So is it, if thou knew'st our purposes.

HAMLET

   I see a cherub that sees them. But, come; for
   England! Farewell, dear mother.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Thy loving father, Hamlet.

HAMLET

   My mother: father and mother is man and wife; man
   and wife is one flesh; and so, my mother. Come, for England!
   Exit

KING CLAUDIUS

   Follow him at foot; tempt him with speed aboard;
   Delay it not; I'll have him hence to-night:
   Away! for every thing is seal'd and done
   That else leans on the affair: pray you, make haste.
   Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
   And, England, if my love thou hold'st at aught--
   As my great power thereof may give thee sense,
   Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red
   After the Danish sword, and thy free awe
   Pays homage to us--thou mayst not coldly set
   Our sovereign process; which imports at full,
   By letters congruing to that effect,
   The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England;
   For like the hectic in my blood he rages,
   And thou must cure me: till I know 'tis done,
   Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun.
   Exit

SCENE IV. A plain in Denmark.

   Enter FORTINBRAS, a Captain, and Soldiers, marching 

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

   Go, captain, from me greet the Danish king;
   Tell him that, by his licence, Fortinbras
   Craves the conveyance of a promised march
   Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous.
   If that his majesty would aught with us,
   We shall express our duty in his eye;
   And let him know so.

Captain

   I will do't, my lord.

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

   Go softly on.
   Exeunt FORTINBRAS and Soldiers
   Enter HAMLET, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others

HAMLET

   Good sir, whose powers are these?

Captain

   They are of Norway, sir.

HAMLET

   How purposed, sir, I pray you?

Captain

   Against some part of Poland.

HAMLET

   Who commands them, sir?

Captain

   The nephews to old Norway, Fortinbras.

HAMLET

   Goes it against the main of Poland, sir,
   Or for some frontier?

Captain

   Truly to speak, and with no addition,
   We go to gain a little patch of ground
   That hath in it no profit but the name.
   To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it;
   Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole
   A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee.

HAMLET

   Why, then the Polack never will defend it.

Captain

   Yes, it is already garrison'd.

HAMLET

   Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats
   Will not debate the question of this straw:
   This is the imposthume of much wealth and peace,
   That inward breaks, and shows no cause without
   Why the man dies. I humbly thank you, sir.

Captain

   God be wi' you, sir.
   Exit

ROSENCRANTZ

   Wilt please you go, my lord?

HAMLET

   I'll be with you straight go a little before.
   Exeunt all except HAMLET
   How all occasions do inform against me,
   And spur my dull revenge! What is a man,
   If his chief good and market of his time
   Be but to sleep and feed? a beast, no more.
   Sure, he that made us with such large discourse,
   Looking before and after, gave us not
   That capability and god-like reason
   To fust in us unused. Now, whether it be
   Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple
   Of thinking too precisely on the event,
   A thought which, quarter'd, hath but one part wisdom
   And ever three parts coward, I do not know
   Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do;'
   Sith I have cause and will and strength and means
   To do't. Examples gross as earth exhort me:
   Witness this army of such mass and charge
   Led by a delicate and tender prince,
   Whose spirit with divine ambition puff'd
   Makes mouths at the invisible event,
   Exposing what is mortal and unsure
   To all that fortune, death and danger dare,
   Even for an egg-shell. Rightly to be great
   Is not to stir without great argument,
   But greatly to find quarrel in a straw
   When honour's at the stake. How stand I then,
   That have a father kill'd, a mother stain'd,
   Excitements of my reason and my blood,
   And let all sleep? while, to my shame, I see
   The imminent death of twenty thousand men,
   That, for a fantasy and trick of fame,
   Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot
   Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause,
   Which is not tomb enough and continent
   To hide the slain? O, from this time forth,
   My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!
   Exit

SCENE V. Elsinore. A room in the castle.

   Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE, HORATIO, and a Gentleman 

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   I will not speak with her.

Gentleman

   She is importunate, indeed distract:
   Her mood will needs be pitied.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   What would she have?

Gentleman

   She speaks much of her father; says she hears
   There's tricks i' the world; and hems, and beats her heart;
   Spurns enviously at straws; speaks things in doubt,
   That carry but half sense: her speech is nothing,
   Yet the unshaped use of it doth move
   The hearers to collection; they aim at it,
   And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts;
   Which, as her winks, and nods, and gestures
   yield them,
   Indeed would make one think there might be thought,
   Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily.

HORATIO

   'Twere good she were spoken with; for she may strew
   Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Let her come in.
   Exit HORATIO
   To my sick soul, as sin's true nature is,
   Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss:
   So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
   It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
   Re-enter HORATIO, with OPHELIA

OPHELIA

   Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   How now, Ophelia!

OPHELIA

   [Sings]
   How should I your true love know
   From another one?
   By his cockle hat and staff,
   And his sandal shoon.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Alas, sweet lady, what imports this song?

OPHELIA

   Say you? nay, pray you, mark.
   Sings
   He is dead and gone, lady,
   He is dead and gone;
   At his head a grass-green turf,
   At his heels a stone.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Nay, but, Ophelia,--

OPHELIA

   Pray you, mark.
   Sings
   White his shroud as the mountain snow,--
   Enter KING CLAUDIUS

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Alas, look here, my lord.

OPHELIA

   [Sings]
   Larded with sweet flowers
   Which bewept to the grave did go
   With true-love showers.

KING CLAUDIUS

   How do you, pretty lady?

OPHELIA

   Well, God 'ild you! They say the owl was a baker's
   daughter. Lord, we know what we are, but know not
   what we may be. God be at your table!

KING CLAUDIUS

   Conceit upon her father.

OPHELIA

   Pray you, let's have no words of this; but when they
   ask you what it means, say you this:
   Sings
   To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
   All in the morning betime,
   And I a maid at your window,
   To be your Valentine.
   Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
   And dupp'd the chamber-door;
   Let in the maid, that out a maid
   Never departed more.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Pretty Ophelia!

OPHELIA

   Indeed, la, without an oath, I'll make an end on't:
   Sings
   By Gis and by Saint Charity,
   Alack, and fie for shame!
   Young men will do't, if they come to't;
   By cock, they are to blame.
   Quoth she, before you tumbled me,
   You promised me to wed.
   So would I ha' done, by yonder sun,
   An thou hadst not come to my bed.

KING CLAUDIUS

   How long hath she been thus?

OPHELIA

   I hope all will be well. We must be patient: but I
   cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him
   i' the cold ground. My brother shall know of it:
   and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my
   coach! Good night, ladies; good night, sweet ladies;
   good night, good night.
   Exit

KING CLAUDIUS

   Follow her close; give her good watch,
   I pray you.
   Exit HORATIO
   O, this is the poison of deep grief; it springs
   All from her father's death. O Gertrude, Gertrude,
   When sorrows come, they come not single spies
   But in battalions. First, her father slain:
   Next, your son gone; and he most violent author
   Of his own just remove: the people muddied,
   Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers,
   For good Polonius' death; and we have done but greenly,
   In hugger-mugger to inter him: poor Ophelia
   Divided from herself and her fair judgment,
   Without the which we are pictures, or mere beasts:
   Last, and as much containing as all these,
   Her brother is in secret come from France;
   Feeds on his wonder, keeps himself in clouds,
   And wants not buzzers to infect his ear
   With pestilent speeches of his father's death;
   Wherein necessity, of matter beggar'd,
   Will nothing stick our person to arraign
   In ear and ear. O my dear Gertrude, this,
   Like to a murdering-piece, in many places
   Gives me superfluous death.
   A noise within

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Alack, what noise is this?

KING CLAUDIUS

   Where are my Switzers? Let them guard the door.
   Enter another Gentleman
   What is the matter?

Gentleman

   Save yourself, my lord:
   The ocean, overpeering of his list,
   Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste
   Than young Laertes, in a riotous head,
   O'erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord;
   And, as the world were now but to begin,
   Antiquity forgot, custom not known,
   The ratifiers and props of every word,
   They cry 'Choose we: Laertes shall be king:'
   Caps, hands, and tongues, applaud it to the clouds:
   'Laertes shall be king, Laertes king!'

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
   O, this is counter, you false Danish dogs!

KING CLAUDIUS

   The doors are broke.
   Noise within
   Enter LAERTES, armed; Danes following

LAERTES

   Where is this king? Sirs, stand you all without.

Danes

   No, let's come in.

LAERTES

   I pray you, give me leave.

Danes

   We will, we will.
   They retire without the door

LAERTES

   I thank you: keep the door. O thou vile king,
   Give me my father!

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Calmly, good Laertes.

LAERTES

   That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard,
   Cries cuckold to my father, brands the harlot
   Even here, between the chaste unsmirched brow
   Of my true mother.

KING CLAUDIUS

   What is the cause, Laertes,
   That thy rebellion looks so giant-like?
   Let him go, Gertrude; do not fear our person:
   There's such divinity doth hedge a king,
   That treason can but peep to what it would,
   Acts little of his will. Tell me, Laertes,
   Why thou art thus incensed. Let him go, Gertrude.
   Speak, man.

LAERTES

   Where is my father?

KING CLAUDIUS

   Dead.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   But not by him.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Let him demand his fill.

LAERTES

   How came he dead? I'll not be juggled with:
   To hell, allegiance! vows, to the blackest devil!
   Conscience and grace, to the profoundest pit!
   I dare damnation. To this point I stand,
   That both the worlds I give to negligence,
   Let come what comes; only I'll be revenged
   Most thoroughly for my father.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Who shall stay you?

LAERTES

   My will, not all the world:
   And for my means, I'll husband them so well,
   They shall go far with little.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Good Laertes,
   If you desire to know the certainty
   Of your dear father's death, is't writ in your revenge,
   That, swoopstake, you will draw both friend and foe,
   Winner and loser?

LAERTES

   None but his enemies.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Will you know them then?

LAERTES

   To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms;
   And like the kind life-rendering pelican,
   Repast them with my blood.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Why, now you speak
   Like a good child and a true gentleman.
   That I am guiltless of your father's death,
   And am most sensible in grief for it,
   It shall as level to your judgment pierce
   As day does to your eye.

Danes

   [Within] Let her come in.

LAERTES

   How now! what noise is that?
   Re-enter OPHELIA
   O heat, dry up my brains! tears seven times salt,
   Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!
   By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight,
   Till our scale turn the beam. O rose of May!
   Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!
   O heavens! is't possible, a young maid's wits
   Should be as moral as an old man's life?
   Nature is fine in love, and where 'tis fine,
   It sends some precious instance of itself
   After the thing it loves.

OPHELIA

   [Sings]
   They bore him barefaced on the bier;
   Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny;
   And in his grave rain'd many a tear:--
   Fare you well, my dove!

LAERTES

   Hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge,
   It could not move thus.

OPHELIA

   [Sings]
   You must sing a-down a-down,
   An you call him a-down-a.
   O, how the wheel becomes it! It is the false
   steward, that stole his master's daughter.

LAERTES

   This nothing's more than matter.

OPHELIA

   There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray,
   love, remember: and there is pansies. that's for thoughts.

LAERTES

   A document in madness, thoughts and remembrance fitted.

OPHELIA

   There's fennel for you, and columbines: there's rue
   for you; and here's some for me: we may call it
   herb-grace o' Sundays: O you must wear your rue with
   a difference. There's a daisy: I would give you
   some violets, but they withered all when my father
   died: they say he made a good end,--
   Sings
   For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy.

LAERTES

   Thought and affliction, passion, hell itself,
   She turns to favour and to prettiness.

OPHELIA

   [Sings]
   And will he not come again?
   And will he not come again?
   No, no, he is dead:
   Go to thy death-bed:
   He never will come again.
   His beard was as white as snow,
   All flaxen was his poll:
   He is gone, he is gone,
   And we cast away moan:
   God ha' mercy on his soul!
   And of all Christian souls, I pray God. God be wi' ye.
   Exit

LAERTES

   Do you see this, O God?

KING CLAUDIUS

   Laertes, I must commune with your grief,
   Or you deny me right. Go but apart,
   Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will.
   And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me:
   If by direct or by collateral hand
   They find us touch'd, we will our kingdom give,
   Our crown, our life, and all that we can ours,
   To you in satisfaction; but if not,
   Be you content to lend your patience to us,
   And we shall jointly labour with your soul
   To give it due content.

LAERTES

   Let this be so;
   His means of death, his obscure funeral--
   No trophy, sword, nor hatchment o'er his bones,
   No noble rite nor formal ostentation--
   Cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth,
   That I must call't in question.

KING CLAUDIUS

   So you shall;
   And where the offence is let the great axe fall.
   I pray you, go with me.
   Exeunt

SCENE VI. Another room in the castle.

   Enter HORATIO and a Servant 

HORATIO

   What are they that would speak with me?

Servant

   Sailors, sir: they say they have letters for you.

HORATIO

   Let them come in.
   Exit Servant
   I do not know from what part of the world
   I should be greeted, if not from Lord Hamlet.
   Enter Sailors

First Sailor

   God bless you, sir.

HORATIO

   Let him bless thee too.

First Sailor

   He shall, sir, an't please him. There's a letter for
   you, sir; it comes from the ambassador that was
   bound for England; if your name be Horatio, as I am
   let to know it is.

HORATIO

   [Reads] 'Horatio, when thou shalt have overlooked
   this, give these fellows some means to the king:
   they have letters for him. Ere we were two days old
   at sea, a pirate of very warlike appointment gave us
   chase. Finding ourselves too slow of sail, we put on
   a compelled valour, and in the grapple I boarded
   them: on the instant they got clear of our ship; so
   I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with
   me like thieves of mercy: but they knew what they
   did; I am to do a good turn for them. Let the king
   have the letters I have sent; and repair thou to me
   with as much speed as thou wouldst fly death. I
   have words to speak in thine ear will make thee
   dumb; yet are they much too light for the bore of
   the matter. These good fellows will bring thee
   where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their
   course for England: of them I have much to tell
   thee. Farewell.
   'He that thou knowest thine, HAMLET.'
   Come, I will make you way for these your letters;
   And do't the speedier, that you may direct me
   To him from whom you brought them.
   Exeunt

SCENE VII. Another room in the castle.

   Enter KING CLAUDIUS and LAERTES 

KING CLAUDIUS

   Now must your conscience my acquaintance seal,
   And you must put me in your heart for friend,
   Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
   That he which hath your noble father slain
   Pursued my life.

LAERTES

   It well appears: but tell me
   Why you proceeded not against these feats,
   So crimeful and so capital in nature,
   As by your safety, wisdom, all things else,
   You mainly were stirr'd up.

KING CLAUDIUS

   O, for two special reasons;
   Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd,
   But yet to me they are strong. The queen his mother
   Lives almost by his looks; and for myself--
   My virtue or my plague, be it either which--
   She's so conjunctive to my life and soul,
   That, as the star moves not but in his sphere,
   I could not but by her. The other motive,
   Why to a public count I might not go,
   Is the great love the general gender bear him;
   Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
   Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
   Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows,
   Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind,
   Would have reverted to my bow again,
   And not where I had aim'd them.

LAERTES

   And so have I a noble father lost;
   A sister driven into desperate terms,
   Whose worth, if praises may go back again,
   Stood challenger on mount of all the age
   For her perfections: but my revenge will come.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Break not your sleeps for that: you must not think
   That we are made of stuff so flat and dull
   That we can let our beard be shook with danger
   And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more:
   I loved your father, and we love ourself;
   And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine--
   Enter a Messenger
   How now! what news?

Messenger

   Letters, my lord, from Hamlet:
   This to your majesty; this to the queen.

KING CLAUDIUS

   From Hamlet! who brought them?

Messenger

   Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not:
   They were given me by Claudio; he received them
   Of him that brought them.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Laertes, you shall hear them. Leave us.
   Exit Messenger
   Reads
   'High and mighty, You shall know I am set naked on
   your kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see
   your kingly eyes: when I shall, first asking your
   pardon thereunto, recount the occasion of my sudden
   and more strange return. 'HAMLET.'
   What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
   Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?

LAERTES

   Know you the hand?

KING CLAUDIUS

   'Tis Hamlets character. 'Naked!
   And in a postscript here, he says 'alone.'
   Can you advise me?

LAERTES

   I'm lost in it, my lord. But let him come;
   It warms the very sickness in my heart,
   That I shall live and tell him to his teeth,
   'Thus didest thou.'

KING CLAUDIUS

   If it be so, Laertes--
   As how should it be so? how otherwise?--
   Will you be ruled by me?

LAERTES

   Ay, my lord;
   So you will not o'errule me to a peace.

KING CLAUDIUS

   To thine own peace. If he be now return'd,
   As checking at his voyage, and that he means
   No more to undertake it, I will work him
   To an exploit, now ripe in my device,
   Under the which he shall not choose but fall:
   And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe,
   But even his mother shall uncharge the practise
   And call it accident.

LAERTES

   My lord, I will be ruled;
   The rather, if you could devise it so
   That I might be the organ.

KING CLAUDIUS

   It falls right.
   You have been talk'd of since your travel much,
   And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality
   Wherein, they say, you shine: your sum of parts
   Did not together pluck such envy from him
   As did that one, and that, in my regard,
   Of the unworthiest siege.

LAERTES

   What part is that, my lord?

KING CLAUDIUS

   A very riband in the cap of youth,
   Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes
   The light and careless livery that it wears
   Than settled age his sables and his weeds,
   Importing health and graveness. Two months since,
   Here was a gentleman of Normandy:--
   I've seen myself, and served against, the French,
   And they can well on horseback: but this gallant
   Had witchcraft in't; he grew unto his seat;
   And to such wondrous doing brought his horse,
   As he had been incorpsed and demi-natured
   With the brave beast: so far he topp'd my thought,
   That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks,
   Come short of what he did.

LAERTES

   A Norman was't?

KING CLAUDIUS

   A Norman.

LAERTES

   Upon my life, Lamond.

KING CLAUDIUS

   The very same.

LAERTES

   I know him well: he is the brooch indeed
   And gem of all the nation.

KING CLAUDIUS

   He made confession of you,
   And gave you such a masterly report
   For art and exercise in your defence
   And for your rapier most especially,
   That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed,
   If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation,
   He swore, had had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
   If you opposed them. Sir, this report of his
   Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy
   That he could nothing do but wish and beg
   Your sudden coming o'er, to play with him.
   Now, out of this,--

LAERTES

   What out of this, my lord?

KING CLAUDIUS

   Laertes, was your father dear to you?
   Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
   A face without a heart?

LAERTES

   Why ask you this?

KING CLAUDIUS

   Not that I think you did not love your father;
   But that I know love is begun by time;
   And that I see, in passages of proof,
   Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
   There lives within the very flame of love
   A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it;
   And nothing is at a like goodness still;
   For goodness, growing to a plurisy,
   Dies in his own too much: that we would do
   We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes
   And hath abatements and delays as many
   As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents;
   And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh,
   That hurts by easing. But, to the quick o' the ulcer:--
   Hamlet comes back: what would you undertake,
   To show yourself your father's son in deed
   More than in words?

LAERTES

   To cut his throat i' the church.

KING CLAUDIUS

   No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize;
   Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
   Will you do this, keep close within your chamber.
   Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home:
   We'll put on those shall praise your excellence
   And set a double varnish on the fame
   The Frenchman gave you, bring you in fine together
   And wager on your heads: he, being remiss,
   Most generous and free from all contriving,
   Will not peruse the foils; so that, with ease,
   Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
   A sword unbated, and in a pass of practise
   Requite him for your father.

LAERTES

   I will do't:
   And, for that purpose, I'll anoint my sword.
   I bought an unction of a mountebank,
   So mortal that, but dip a knife in it,
   Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare,
   Collected from all simples that have virtue
   Under the moon, can save the thing from death
   That is but scratch'd withal: I'll touch my point
   With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly,
   It may be death.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Let's further think of this;
   Weigh what convenience both of time and means
   May fit us to our shape: if this should fail,
   And that our drift look through our bad performance,
   'Twere better not assay'd: therefore this project
   Should have a back or second, that might hold,
   If this should blast in proof. Soft! let me see:
   We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings: I ha't.
   When in your motion you are hot and dry--
   As make your bouts more violent to that end--
   And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepared him
   A chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping,
   If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck,
   Our purpose may hold there.
   Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE
   How now, sweet queen!

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   One woe doth tread upon another's heel,
   So fast they follow; your sister's drown'd, Laertes.

LAERTES

   Drown'd! O, where?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
   That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
   There with fantastic garlands did she come
   Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
   That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
   But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
   There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
   Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
   When down her weedy trophies and herself
   Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
   And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
   Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
   As one incapable of her own distress,
   Or like a creature native and indued
   Unto that element: but long it could not be
   Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
   Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
   To muddy death.

LAERTES

   Alas, then, she is drown'd?

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Drown'd, drown'd.

LAERTES

   Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
   And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet
   It is our trick; nature her custom holds,
   Let shame say what it will: when these are gone,
   The woman will be out. Adieu, my lord:
   I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze,
   But that this folly douts it.
   Exit

KING CLAUDIUS

   Let's follow, Gertrude:
   How much I had to do to calm his rage!
   Now fear I this will give it start again;
   Therefore let's follow.
   Exeunt

ACT V SCENE I. A churchyard.

   Enter two Clowns, with spades, & c 

First Clown

   Is she to be buried in Christian burial that
   wilfully seeks her own salvation?

Second Clown

   I tell thee she is: and therefore make her grave
   straight: the crowner hath sat on her, and finds it
   Christian burial.

First Clown

   How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her
   own defence?

Second Clown

   Why, 'tis found so.

First Clown

   It must be 'se offendendo;' it cannot be else. For
   here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly,
   it argues an act: and an act hath three branches: it
   is, to act, to do, to perform: argal, she drowned
   herself wittingly.

Second Clown

   Nay, but hear you, goodman delver,--

First Clown

   Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here
   stands the man; good; if the man go to this water,
   and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he
   goes,--mark you that; but if the water come to him
   and drown him, he drowns not himself: argal, he
   that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.

Second Clown

   But is this law?

First Clown

   Ay, marry, is't; crowner's quest law.

Second Clown

   Will you ha' the truth on't? If this had not been
   a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o'
   Christian burial.

First Clown

   Why, there thou say'st: and the more pity that
   great folk should have countenance in this world to
   drown or hang themselves, more than their even
   Christian. Come, my spade. There is no ancient
   gentleman but gardeners, ditchers, and grave-makers:
   they hold up Adam's profession.

Second Clown

   Was he a gentleman?

First Clown

   He was the first that ever bore arms.

Second Clown

   Why, he had none.

First Clown

   What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the
   Scripture? The Scripture says 'Adam digged:'
   could he dig without arms? I'll put another
   question to thee: if thou answerest me not to the
   purpose, confess thyself--

Second Clown

   Go to.

First Clown

   What is he that builds stronger than either the
   mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?

Second Clown

   The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a
   thousand tenants.

First Clown

   I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows
   does well; but how does it well? it does well to
   those that do in: now thou dost ill to say the
   gallows is built stronger than the church: argal,
   the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come.

Second Clown

   'Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or
   a carpenter?'

First Clown

   Ay, tell me that, and unyoke.

Second Clown

   Marry, now I can tell.

First Clown

   To't.

Second Clown

   Mass, I cannot tell.
   Enter HAMLET and HORATIO, at a distance

First Clown

   Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull
   ass will not mend his pace with beating; and, when
   you are asked this question next, say 'a
   grave-maker: 'the houses that he makes last till
   doomsday. Go, get thee to Yaughan: fetch me a
   stoup of liquor.
   Exit Second Clown
   He digs and sings
   In youth, when I did love, did love,
   Methought it was very sweet,
   To contract, O, the time, for, ah, my behove,
   O, methought, there was nothing meet.

HAMLET

   Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he
   sings at grave-making?

HORATIO

   Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.

HAMLET

   'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath
   the daintier sense.

First Clown

   [Sings]
   But age, with his stealing steps,
   Hath claw'd me in his clutch,
   And hath shipped me intil the land,
   As if I had never been such.
   Throws up a skull

HAMLET

   That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once:
   how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were
   Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It
   might be the pate of a politician, which this ass
   now o'er-reaches; one that would circumvent God,
   might it not?

HORATIO

   It might, my lord.

HAMLET

   Or of a courtier; which could say 'Good morrow,
   sweet lord! How dost thou, good lord?' This might
   be my lord such-a-one, that praised my lord
   such-a-one's horse, when he meant to beg it; might it not?

HORATIO

   Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

   Why, e'en so: and now my Lady Worm's; chapless, and
   knocked about the mazzard with a sexton's spade:
   here's fine revolution, an we had the trick to
   see't. Did these bones cost no more the breeding,
   but to play at loggats with 'em? mine ache to think on't.

First Clown

   [Sings]
   A pick-axe, and a spade, a spade,
   For and a shrouding sheet:
   O, a pit of clay for to be made
   For such a guest is meet.
   Throws up another skull

HAMLET

   There's another: why may not that be the skull of a
   lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillets,
   his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he
   suffer this rude knave now to knock him about the
   sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of
   his action of battery? Hum! This fellow might be
   in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes,
   his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers,
   his recoveries: is this the fine of his fines, and
   the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine
   pate full of fine dirt? will his vouchers vouch him
   no more of his purchases, and double ones too, than
   the length and breadth of a pair of indentures? The
   very conveyances of his lands will hardly lie in
   this box; and must the inheritor himself have no more, ha?

HORATIO

   Not a jot more, my lord.

HAMLET

   Is not parchment made of sheepskins?

HORATIO

   Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.

HAMLET

   They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance
   in that. I will speak to this fellow. Whose
   grave's this, sirrah?

First Clown

   Mine, sir.
   Sings
   O, a pit of clay for to be made
   For such a guest is meet.

HAMLET

   I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.

First Clown

   You lie out on't, sir, and therefore it is not
   yours: for my part, I do not lie in't, and yet it is mine.

HAMLET

   'Thou dost lie in't, to be in't and say it is thine:
   'tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou liest.

First Clown

   'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away gain, from me to
   you.

HAMLET

   What man dost thou dig it for?

First Clown

   For no man, sir.

HAMLET

   What woman, then?

First Clown

   For none, neither.

HAMLET

   Who is to be buried in't?

First Clown

   One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead.

HAMLET

   How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the
   card, or equivocation will undo us. By the Lord,
   Horatio, these three years I have taken a note of
   it; the age is grown so picked that the toe of the
   peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier, he
   gaffs his kibe. How long hast thou been a
   grave-maker?

First Clown

   Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that day
   that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.

HAMLET

   How long is that since?

First Clown

   Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it
   was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that
   is mad, and sent into England.

HAMLET

   Ay, marry, why was he sent into England?

First Clown

   Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits
   there; or, if he do not, it's no great matter there.

HAMLET

   Why?

First Clown

   'Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men
   are as mad as he.

HAMLET

   How came he mad?

First Clown

   Very strangely, they say.

HAMLET

   How strangely?

First Clown

   Faith, e'en with losing his wits.

HAMLET

   Upon what ground?

First Clown

   Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton here, man
   and boy, thirty years.

HAMLET

   How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he rot?

First Clown

   I' faith, if he be not rotten before he die--as we
   have many pocky corses now-a-days, that will scarce
   hold the laying in--he will last you some eight year
   or nine year: a tanner will last you nine year.

HAMLET

   Why he more than another?

First Clown

   Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that
   he will keep out water a great while; and your water
   is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.
   Here's a skull now; this skull has lain in the earth
   three and twenty years.

HAMLET

   Whose was it?

First Clown

   A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do you think it was?

HAMLET

   Nay, I know not.

First Clown

   A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a
   flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull,
   sir, was Yorick's skull, the king's jester.

HAMLET

   This?

First Clown

   E'en that.

HAMLET

   Let me see.
   Takes the skull
   Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
   of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
   borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
   abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
   it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
   not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
   gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
   that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
   now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
   Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
   her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
   come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell
   me one thing.

HORATIO

   What's that, my lord?

HAMLET

   Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion i'
   the earth?

HORATIO

   E'en so.

HAMLET

   And smelt so? pah!
   Puts down the skull

HORATIO

   E'en so, my lord.

HAMLET

   To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may
   not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
   till he find it stopping a bung-hole?

HORATIO

   'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.

HAMLET

   No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with
   modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as
   thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
   Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of
   earth we make loam; and why of that loam, whereto he
   was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?
   Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
   Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
   O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
   Should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw!
   But soft! but soft! aside: here comes the king.
   Enter Priest, & c. in procession; the Corpse of OPHELIA, LAERTES and Mourners following; KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, their trains, & c
   The queen, the courtiers: who is this they follow?
   And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken
   The corse they follow did with desperate hand
   Fordo its own life: 'twas of some estate.
   Couch we awhile, and mark.
   Retiring with HORATIO

LAERTES

   What ceremony else?

HAMLET

   That is Laertes,
   A very noble youth: mark.

LAERTES

   What ceremony else?

First Priest

   Her obsequies have been as far enlarged
   As we have warrantise: her death was doubtful;
   And, but that great command o'ersways the order,
   She should in ground unsanctified have lodged
   Till the last trumpet: for charitable prayers,
   Shards, flints and pebbles should be thrown on her;
   Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants,
   Her maiden strewments and the bringing home
   Of bell and burial.

LAERTES

   Must there no more be done?

First Priest

   No more be done:
   We should profane the service of the dead
   To sing a requiem and such rest to her
   As to peace-parted souls.

LAERTES

   Lay her i' the earth:
   And from her fair and unpolluted flesh
   May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest,
   A ministering angel shall my sister be,
   When thou liest howling.

HAMLET

   What, the fair Ophelia!

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Sweets to the sweet: farewell!
   Scattering flowers
   I hoped thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife;
   I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid,
   And not have strew'd thy grave.

LAERTES

   O, treble woe
   Fall ten times treble on that cursed head,
   Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense
   Deprived thee of! Hold off the earth awhile,
   Till I have caught her once more in mine arms:
   Leaps into the grave
   Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead,
   Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
   To o'ertop old Pelion, or the skyish head
   Of blue Olympus.

HAMLET

   [Advancing] What is he whose grief
   Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow
   Conjures the wandering stars, and makes them stand
   Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
   Hamlet the Dane.
   Leaps into the grave

LAERTES

   The devil take thy soul!
   Grappling with him

HAMLET

   Thou pray'st not well.
   I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat;
   For, though I am not splenitive and rash,
   Yet have I something in me dangerous,
   Which let thy wiseness fear: hold off thy hand.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Pluck them asunder.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Hamlet, Hamlet!

All

   Gentlemen,--

HORATIO

   Good my lord, be quiet.
   The Attendants part them, and they come out of the grave

HAMLET

   Why I will fight with him upon this theme
   Until my eyelids will no longer wag.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   O my son, what theme?

HAMLET

   I loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothers
   Could not, with all their quantity of love,
   Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?

KING CLAUDIUS

   O, he is mad, Laertes.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   For love of God, forbear him.

HAMLET

   'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
   Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
   Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?
   I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?
   To outface me with leaping in her grave?
   Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
   And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
   Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
   Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
   Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
   I'll rant as well as thou.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   This is mere madness:
   And thus awhile the fit will work on him;
   Anon, as patient as the female dove,
   When that her golden couplets are disclosed,
   His silence will sit drooping.

HAMLET

   Hear you, sir;
   What is the reason that you use me thus?
   I loved you ever: but it is no matter;
   Let Hercules himself do what he may,
   The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
   Exit

KING CLAUDIUS

   I pray you, good Horatio, wait upon him.
   Exit HORATIO
   To LAERTES
   Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech;
   We'll put the matter to the present push.
   Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.
   This grave shall have a living monument:
   An hour of quiet shortly shall we see;
   Till then, in patience our proceeding be.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. A hall in the castle.

   Enter HAMLET and HORATIO 

HAMLET

   So much for this, sir: now shall you see the other;
   You do remember all the circumstance?

HORATIO

   Remember it, my lord?

HAMLET

   Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting,
   That would not let me sleep: methought I lay
   Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly,
   And praised be rashness for it, let us know,
   Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well,
   When our deep plots do pall: and that should teach us
   There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
   Rough-hew them how we will,--

HORATIO

   That is most certain.

HAMLET

   Up from my cabin,
   My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark
   Groped I to find out them; had my desire.
   Finger'd their packet, and in fine withdrew
   To mine own room again; making so bold,
   My fears forgetting manners, to unseal
   Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,--
   O royal knavery!--an exact command,
   Larded with many several sorts of reasons
   Importing Denmark's health and England's too,
   With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life,
   That, on the supervise, no leisure bated,
   No, not to stay the grinding of the axe,
   My head should be struck off.

HORATIO

   Is't possible?

HAMLET

   Here's the commission: read it at more leisure.
   But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed?

HORATIO

   I beseech you.

HAMLET

   Being thus be-netted round with villanies,--
   Ere I could make a prologue to my brains,
   They had begun the play--I sat me down,
   Devised a new commission, wrote it fair:
   I once did hold it, as our statists do,
   A baseness to write fair and labour'd much
   How to forget that learning, but, sir, now
   It did me yeoman's service: wilt thou know
   The effect of what I wrote?

HORATIO

   Ay, good my lord.

HAMLET

   An earnest conjuration from the king,
   As England was his faithful tributary,
   As love between them like the palm might flourish,
   As peace should stiff her wheaten garland wear
   And stand a comma 'tween their amities,
   And many such-like 'As'es of great charge,
   That, on the view and knowing of these contents,
   Without debatement further, more or less,
   He should the bearers put to sudden death,
   Not shriving-time allow'd.

HORATIO

   How was this seal'd?

HAMLET

   Why, even in that was heaven ordinant.
   I had my father's signet in my purse,
   Which was the model of that Danish seal;
   Folded the writ up in form of the other,
   Subscribed it, gave't the impression, placed it safely,
   The changeling never known. Now, the next day
   Was our sea-fight; and what to this was sequent
   Thou know'st already.

HORATIO

   So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.

HAMLET

   Why, man, they did make love to this employment;
   They are not near my conscience; their defeat
   Does by their own insinuation grow:
   'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes
   Between the pass and fell incensed points
   Of mighty opposites.

HORATIO

   Why, what a king is this!

HAMLET

   Does it not, think'st thee, stand me now upon--
   He that hath kill'd my king and whored my mother,
   Popp'd in between the election and my hopes,
   Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
   And with such cozenage--is't not perfect conscience,
   To quit him with this arm? and is't not to be damn'd,
   To let this canker of our nature come
   In further evil?

HORATIO

   It must be shortly known to him from England
   What is the issue of the business there.

HAMLET

   It will be short: the interim is mine;
   And a man's life's no more than to say 'One.'
   But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
   That to Laertes I forgot myself;
   For, by the image of my cause, I see
   The portraiture of his: I'll court his favours.
   But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me
   Into a towering passion.

HORATIO

   Peace! who comes here?
   Enter OSRIC

OSRIC

   Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.

HAMLET

   I humbly thank you, sir. Dost know this water-fly?

HORATIO

   No, my good lord.

HAMLET

   Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to
   know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a
   beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at
   the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say,
   spacious in the possession of dirt.

OSRIC

   Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I
   should impart a thing to you from his majesty.

HAMLET

   I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of
   spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.

OSRIC

   I thank your lordship, it is very hot.

HAMLET

   No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is
   northerly.

OSRIC

   It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.

HAMLET

   But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my
   complexion.

OSRIC

   Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,--as
   'twere,--I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his
   majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a
   great wager on your head: sir, this is the matter,--

HAMLET

   I beseech you, remember--
   HAMLET moves him to put on his hat

OSRIC

   Nay, good my lord; for mine ease, in good faith.
   Sir, here is newly come to court Laertes; believe
   me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent
   differences, of very soft society and great showing:
   indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card or
   calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the
   continent of what part a gentleman would see.

HAMLET

   Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you;
   though, I know, to divide him inventorially would
   dizzy the arithmetic of memory, and yet but yaw
   neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the
   verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of
   great article; and his infusion of such dearth and
   rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his
   semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace
   him, his umbrage, nothing more.

OSRIC

   Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.

HAMLET

   The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman
   in our more rawer breath?

OSRIC

   Sir?

HORATIO

   Is't not possible to understand in another tongue?
   You will do't, sir, really.

HAMLET

   What imports the nomination of this gentleman?

OSRIC

   Of Laertes?

HORATIO

   His purse is empty already; all's golden words are spent.

HAMLET

   Of him, sir.

OSRIC

   I know you are not ignorant--

HAMLET

   I would you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did,
   it would not much approve me. Well, sir?

OSRIC

   You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is--

HAMLET

   I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with
   him in excellence; but, to know a man well, were to
   know himself.

OSRIC

   I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation
   laid on him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed.

HAMLET

   What's his weapon?

OSRIC

   Rapier and dagger.

HAMLET

   That's two of his weapons: but, well.

OSRIC

   The king, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary
   horses: against the which he has imponed, as I take
   it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their
   assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so: three of the
   carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very
   responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages,
   and of very liberal conceit.

HAMLET

   What call you the carriages?

HORATIO

   I knew you must be edified by the margent ere you had done.

OSRIC

   The carriages, sir, are the hangers.

HAMLET

   The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we
   could carry cannon by our sides: I would it might
   be hangers till then. But, on: six Barbary horses
   against six French swords, their assigns, and three
   liberal-conceited carriages; that's the French bet
   against the Danish. Why is this 'imponed,' as you call it?

OSRIC

   The king, sir, hath laid, that in a dozen passes
   between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you
   three hits: he hath laid on twelve for nine; and it
   would come to immediate trial, if your lordship
   would vouchsafe the answer.

HAMLET

   How if I answer 'no'?

OSRIC

   I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial.

HAMLET

   Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his
   majesty, 'tis the breathing time of day with me; let
   the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the
   king hold his purpose, I will win for him an I can;
   if not, I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.

OSRIC

   Shall I re-deliver you e'en so?

HAMLET

   To this effect, sir; after what flourish your nature will.

OSRIC

   I commend my duty to your lordship.

HAMLET

   Yours, yours.
   Exit OSRIC
   He does well to commend it himself; there are no
   tongues else for's turn.

HORATIO

   This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.

HAMLET

   He did comply with his dug, before he sucked it.
   Thus has he--and many more of the same bevy that I
   know the dressy age dotes on--only got the tune of
   the time and outward habit of encounter; a kind of
   yesty collection, which carries them through and
   through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do
   but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.
   Enter a Lord

Lord

   My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young
   Osric, who brings back to him that you attend him in
   the hall: he sends to know if your pleasure hold to
   play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time.

HAMLET

   I am constant to my purpose; they follow the king's
   pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now
   or whensoever, provided I be so able as now.

Lord

   The king and queen and all are coming down.

HAMLET

   In happy time.

Lord

   The queen desires you to use some gentle
   entertainment to Laertes before you fall to play.

HAMLET

   She well instructs me.
   Exit Lord

HORATIO

   You will lose this wager, my lord.

HAMLET

   I do not think so: since he went into France, I
   have been in continual practise: I shall win at the
   odds. But thou wouldst not think how ill all's here
   about my heart: but it is no matter.

HORATIO

   Nay, good my lord,--

HAMLET

   It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of
   gain-giving, as would perhaps trouble a woman.

HORATIO

   If your mind dislike any thing, obey it: I will
   forestall their repair hither, and say you are not
   fit.

HAMLET

   Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special
   providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now,
   'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be
   now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the
   readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he
   leaves, what is't to leave betimes?
   Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, LAERTES, Lords, OSRIC, and Attendants with foils, & c

KING CLAUDIUS

   Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
   KING CLAUDIUS puts LAERTES' hand into HAMLET's

HAMLET

   Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong;
   But pardon't, as you are a gentleman.
   This presence knows,
   And you must needs have heard, how I am punish'd
   With sore distraction. What I have done,
   That might your nature, honour and exception
   Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness.
   Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never Hamlet:
   If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away,
   And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes,
   Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it.
   Who does it, then? His madness: if't be so,
   Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd;
   His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy.
   Sir, in this audience,
   Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil
   Free me so far in your most generous thoughts,
   That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house,
   And hurt my brother.

LAERTES

   I am satisfied in nature,
   Whose motive, in this case, should stir me most
   To my revenge: but in my terms of honour
   I stand aloof; and will no reconcilement,
   Till by some elder masters, of known honour,
   I have a voice and precedent of peace,
   To keep my name ungored. But till that time,
   I do receive your offer'd love like love,
   And will not wrong it.

HAMLET

   I embrace it freely;
   And will this brother's wager frankly play.
   Give us the foils. Come on.

LAERTES

   Come, one for me.

HAMLET

   I'll be your foil, Laertes: in mine ignorance
   Your skill shall, like a star i' the darkest night,
   Stick fiery off indeed.

LAERTES

   You mock me, sir.

HAMLET

   No, by this hand.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet,
   You know the wager?

HAMLET

   Very well, my lord
   Your grace hath laid the odds o' the weaker side.

KING CLAUDIUS

   I do not fear it; I have seen you both:
   But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds.

LAERTES

   This is too heavy, let me see another.

HAMLET

   This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
   They prepare to play

OSRIC

   Ay, my good lord.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Set me the stoops of wine upon that table.
   If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
   Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
   Let all the battlements their ordnance fire:
   The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath;
   And in the cup an union shall he throw,
   Richer than that which four successive kings
   In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups;
   And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
   The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
   The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth,
   'Now the king dunks to Hamlet.' Come, begin:
   And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.

HAMLET

   Come on, sir.

LAERTES

   Come, my lord.
   They play

HAMLET

   One.

LAERTES

   No.

HAMLET

   Judgment.

OSRIC

   A hit, a very palpable hit.

LAERTES

   Well; again.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Stay; give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine;
   Here's to thy health.
   Trumpets sound, and cannon shot off within
   Give him the cup.

HAMLET

   I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile. Come.
   They play
   Another hit; what say you?

LAERTES

   A touch, a touch, I do confess.

KING CLAUDIUS

   Our son shall win.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   He's fat, and scant of breath.
   Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows;
   The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.

HAMLET

   Good madam!

KING CLAUDIUS

   Gertrude, do not drink.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   I will, my lord; I pray you, pardon me.

KING CLAUDIUS

   [Aside] It is the poison'd cup: it is too late.

HAMLET

   I dare not drink yet, madam; by and by.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   Come, let me wipe thy face.

LAERTES

   My lord, I'll hit him now.

KING CLAUDIUS

   I do not think't.

LAERTES

   [Aside] And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience.

HAMLET

   Come, for the third, Laertes: you but dally;
   I pray you, pass with your best violence;
   I am afeard you make a wanton of me.

LAERTES

   Say you so? come on.
   They play

OSRIC

   Nothing, neither way.

LAERTES

   Have at you now!
   LAERTES wounds HAMLET; then in scuffling, they change rapiers, and HAMLET wounds LAERTES

KING CLAUDIUS

   Part them; they are incensed.

HAMLET

   Nay, come, again.
   QUEEN GERTRUDE falls

OSRIC

   Look to the queen there, ho!

HORATIO

   They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord?

OSRIC

   How is't, Laertes?

LAERTES

   Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric;
   I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.

HAMLET

   How does the queen?

KING CLAUDIUS

   She swounds to see them bleed.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

   No, no, the drink, the drink,--O my dear Hamlet,--
   The drink, the drink! I am poison'd.
   Dies

HAMLET

   O villany! Ho! let the door be lock'd:
   Treachery! Seek it out.

LAERTES

   It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art slain;
   No medicine in the world can do thee good;
   In thee there is not half an hour of life;
   The treacherous instrument is in thy hand,
   Unbated and envenom'd: the foul practise
   Hath turn'd itself on me lo, here I lie,
   Never to rise again: thy mother's poison'd:
   I can no more: the king, the king's to blame.

HAMLET

   The point!--envenom'd too!
   Then, venom, to thy work.
   Stabs KING CLAUDIUS

All

   Treason! treason!

KING CLAUDIUS

   O, yet defend me, friends; I am but hurt.

HAMLET

   Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
   Drink off this potion. Is thy union here?
   Follow my mother.
   KING CLAUDIUS dies

LAERTES

   He is justly served;
   It is a poison temper'd by himself.
   Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet:
   Mine and my father's death come not upon thee,
   Nor thine on me.
   Dies

HAMLET

   Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.
   I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
   You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
   That are but mutes or audience to this act,
   Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, death,
   Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
   But let it be. Horatio, I am dead;
   Thou livest; report me and my cause aright
   To the unsatisfied.

HORATIO

   Never believe it:
   I am more an antique Roman than a Dane:
   Here's yet some liquor left.

HAMLET

   As thou'rt a man,
   Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't.
   O good Horatio, what a wounded name,
   Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me!
   If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart
   Absent thee from felicity awhile,
   And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
   To tell my story.
   March afar off, and shot within
   What warlike noise is this?

OSRIC

   Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
   To the ambassadors of England gives
   This warlike volley.

HAMLET

   O, I die, Horatio;
   The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
   I cannot live to hear the news from England;
   But I do prophesy the election lights
   On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
   So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
   Which have solicited. The rest is silence.
   Dies

HORATIO

   Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:
   And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
   Why does the drum come hither?
   March within
   Enter FORTINBRAS, the English Ambassadors, and others

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

   Where is this sight?

HORATIO

   What is it ye would see?
   If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

   This quarry cries on havoc. O proud death,
   What feast is toward in thine eternal cell,
   That thou so many princes at a shot
   So bloodily hast struck?

First Ambassador

   The sight is dismal;
   And our affairs from England come too late:
   The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
   To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd,
   That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead:
   Where should we have our thanks?

HORATIO

   Not from his mouth,
   Had it the ability of life to thank you:
   He never gave commandment for their death.
   But since, so jump upon this bloody question,
   You from the Polack wars, and you from England,
   Are here arrived give order that these bodies
   High on a stage be placed to the view;
   And let me speak to the yet unknowing world
   How these things came about: so shall you hear
   Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
   Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters,
   Of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause,
   And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
   Fall'n on the inventors' reads: all this can I
   Truly deliver.

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

   Let us haste to hear it,
   And call the noblest to the audience.
   For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune:
   I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
   Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me.

HORATIO

   Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
   And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more;
   But let this same be presently perform'd,
   Even while men's minds are wild; lest more mischance
   On plots and errors, happen.

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

   Let four captains
   Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage;
   For he was likely, had he been put on,
   To have proved most royally: and, for his passage,
   The soldiers' music and the rites of war
   Speak loudly for him.
   Take up the bodies: such a sight as this
   Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
   Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
   A dead march. Exeunt, bearing off the dead bodies; after which a peal of ordnance is shot off

The Tragedy of Macbeth

The Tragedy of Macbeth Shakespeare homepage | Macbeth | Entire play ACT I SCENE I. A desert place.

   Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches 

First Witch

   When shall we three meet again
   In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Second Witch

   When the hurlyburly's done,
   When the battle's lost and won.

Third Witch

   That will be ere the set of sun.

First Witch

   Where the place?

Second Witch

   Upon the heath.

Third Witch

   There to meet with Macbeth.

First Witch

   I come, Graymalkin!

Second Witch

   Paddock calls.

Third Witch

   Anon.

ALL

   Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
   Hover through the fog and filthy air.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. A camp near Forres.

   Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant 

DUNCAN

   What bloody man is that? He can report,
   As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
   The newest state.

MALCOLM

   This is the sergeant
   Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
   'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
   Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
   As thou didst leave it.

Sergeant

   Doubtful it stood;
   As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
   And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald--
   Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
   The multiplying villanies of nature
   Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
   Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
   And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
   Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
   For brave Macbeth--well he deserves that name--
   Disdaining fortune, with his brandish'd steel,
   Which smoked with bloody execution,
   Like valour's minion carved out his passage
   Till he faced the slave;
   Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
   Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps,
   And fix'd his head upon our battlements.

DUNCAN

   O valiant cousin! worthy gentleman!

Sergeant

   As whence the sun 'gins his reflection
   Shipwrecking storms and direful thunders break,
   So from that spring whence comfort seem'd to come
   Discomfort swells. Mark, king of Scotland, mark:
   No sooner justice had with valour arm'd
   Compell'd these skipping kerns to trust their heels,
   But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage,
   With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men
   Began a fresh assault.

DUNCAN

   Dismay'd not this
   Our captains, Macbeth and Banquo?

Sergeant

   Yes;
   As sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion.
   If I say sooth, I must report they were
   As cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they
   Doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe:
   Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds,
   Or memorise another Golgotha,
   I cannot tell.
   But I am faint, my gashes cry for help.

DUNCAN

   So well thy words become thee as thy wounds;
   They smack of honour both. Go get him surgeons.
   Exit Sergeant, attended
   Who comes here?
   Enter ROSS

MALCOLM

   The worthy thane of Ross.

LENNOX

   What a haste looks through his eyes! So should he look
   That seems to speak things strange.

ROSS

   God save the king!

DUNCAN

   Whence camest thou, worthy thane?

ROSS

   From Fife, great king;
   Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky
   And fan our people cold. Norway himself,
   With terrible numbers,
   Assisted by that most disloyal traitor
   The thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict;
   Till that Bellona's bridegroom, lapp'd in proof,
   Confronted him with self-comparisons,
   Point against point rebellious, arm 'gainst arm.
   Curbing his lavish spirit: and, to conclude,
   The victory fell on us.

DUNCAN

   Great happiness!

ROSS

   That now
   Sweno, the Norways' king, craves composition:
   Nor would we deign him burial of his men
   Till he disbursed at Saint Colme's inch
   Ten thousand dollars to our general use.

DUNCAN

   No more that thane of Cawdor shall deceive
   Our bosom interest: go pronounce his present death,
   And with his former title greet Macbeth.

ROSS

   I'll see it done.

DUNCAN

   What he hath lost noble Macbeth hath won.
   Exeunt

SCENE III. A heath near Forres.

   Thunder. Enter the three Witches 

First Witch

   Where hast thou been, sister?

Second Witch

   Killing swine.

Third Witch

   Sister, where thou?

First Witch

   A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap,
   And munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd:--
   'Give me,' quoth I:
   'Aroint thee, witch!' the rump-fed ronyon cries.
   Her husband's to Aleppo gone, master o' the Tiger:
   But in a sieve I'll thither sail,
   And, like a rat without a tail,
   I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do.

Second Witch

   I'll give thee a wind.

First Witch

   Thou'rt kind.

Third Witch

   And I another.

First Witch

   I myself have all the other,
   And the very ports they blow,
   All the quarters that they know
   I' the shipman's card.
   I will drain him dry as hay:
   Sleep shall neither night nor day
   Hang upon his pent-house lid;
   He shall live a man forbid:
   Weary se'nnights nine times nine
   Shall he dwindle, peak and pine:
   Though his bark cannot be lost,
   Yet it shall be tempest-tost.
   Look what I have.

Second Witch

   Show me, show me.

First Witch

   Here I have a pilot's thumb,
   Wreck'd as homeward he did come.
   Drum within

Third Witch

   A drum, a drum!
   Macbeth doth come.

ALL

   The weird sisters, hand in hand,
   Posters of the sea and land,
   Thus do go about, about:
   Thrice to thine and thrice to mine
   And thrice again, to make up nine.
   Peace! the charm's wound up.
   Enter MACBETH and BANQUO

MACBETH

   So foul and fair a day I have not seen.

BANQUO

   How far is't call'd to Forres? What are these
   So wither'd and so wild in their attire,
   That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,
   And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught
   That man may question? You seem to understand me,
   By each at once her chappy finger laying
   Upon her skinny lips: you should be women,
   And yet your beards forbid me to interpret
   That you are so.

MACBETH

   Speak, if you can: what are you?

First Witch

   All hail, Macbeth! hail to thee, thane of Glamis!

Second Witch

   All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, thane of Cawdor!

Third Witch

   All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter!

BANQUO

   Good sir, why do you start; and seem to fear
   Things that do sound so fair? I' the name of truth,
   Are ye fantastical, or that indeed
   Which outwardly ye show? My noble partner
   You greet with present grace and great prediction
   Of noble having and of royal hope,
   That he seems rapt withal: to me you speak not.
   If you can look into the seeds of time,
   And say which grain will grow and which will not,
   Speak then to me, who neither beg nor fear
   Your favours nor your hate.

First Witch

   Hail!

Second Witch

   Hail!

Third Witch

   Hail!

First Witch

   Lesser than Macbeth, and greater.

Second Witch

   Not so happy, yet much happier.

Third Witch

   Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none:
   So all hail, Macbeth and Banquo!

First Witch

   Banquo and Macbeth, all hail!

MACBETH

   Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more:
   By Sinel's death I know I am thane of Glamis;
   But how of Cawdor? the thane of Cawdor lives,
   A prosperous gentleman; and to be king
   Stands not within the prospect of belief,
   No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence
   You owe this strange intelligence? or why
   Upon this blasted heath you stop our way
   With such prophetic greeting? Speak, I charge you.
   Witches vanish

BANQUO

   The earth hath bubbles, as the water has,
   And these are of them. Whither are they vanish'd?

MACBETH

   Into the air; and what seem'd corporal melted
   As breath into the wind. Would they had stay'd!

BANQUO

   Were such things here as we do speak about?
   Or have we eaten on the insane root
   That takes the reason prisoner?

MACBETH

   Your children shall be kings.

BANQUO

   You shall be king.

MACBETH

   And thane of Cawdor too: went it not so?

BANQUO

   To the selfsame tune and words. Who's here?
   Enter ROSS and ANGUS

ROSS

   The king hath happily received, Macbeth,
   The news of thy success; and when he reads
   Thy personal venture in the rebels' fight,
   His wonders and his praises do contend
   Which should be thine or his: silenced with that,
   In viewing o'er the rest o' the selfsame day,
   He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks,
   Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make,
   Strange images of death. As thick as hail
   Came post with post; and every one did bear
   Thy praises in his kingdom's great defence,
   And pour'd them down before him.

ANGUS

   We are sent
   To give thee from our royal master thanks;
   Only to herald thee into his sight,
   Not pay thee.

ROSS

   And, for an earnest of a greater honour,
   He bade me, from him, call thee thane of Cawdor:
   In which addition, hail, most worthy thane!
   For it is thine.

BANQUO

   What, can the devil speak true?

MACBETH

   The thane of Cawdor lives: why do you dress me
   In borrow'd robes?

ANGUS

   Who was the thane lives yet;
   But under heavy judgment bears that life
   Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was combined
   With those of Norway, or did line the rebel
   With hidden help and vantage, or that with both
   He labour'd in his country's wreck, I know not;
   But treasons capital, confess'd and proved,
   Have overthrown him.

MACBETH

   [Aside] Glamis, and thane of Cawdor!
   The greatest is behind.
   To ROSS and ANGUS
   Thanks for your pains.
   To BANQUO
   Do you not hope your children shall be kings,
   When those that gave the thane of Cawdor to me
   Promised no less to them?

BANQUO

   That trusted home
   Might yet enkindle you unto the crown,
   Besides the thane of Cawdor. But 'tis strange:
   And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
   The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
   Win us with honest trifles, to betray's
   In deepest consequence.
   Cousins, a word, I pray you.

MACBETH

   [Aside] Two truths are told,
   As happy prologues to the swelling act
   Of the imperial theme.--I thank you, gentlemen.
   Aside
   Cannot be ill, cannot be good: if ill,
   Why hath it given me earnest of success,
   Commencing in a truth? I am thane of Cawdor:
   If good, why do I yield to that suggestion
   Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair
   And make my seated heart knock at my ribs,
   Against the use of nature? Present fears
   Are less than horrible imaginings:
   My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical,
   Shakes so my single state of man that function
   Is smother'd in surmise, and nothing is
   But what is not.

BANQUO

   Look, how our partner's rapt.

MACBETH

   [Aside] If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me,
   Without my stir.

BANQUO

   New horrors come upon him,
   Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mould
   But with the aid of use.

MACBETH

   [Aside] Come what come may,
   Time and the hour runs through the roughest day.

BANQUO

   Worthy Macbeth, we stay upon your leisure.

MACBETH

   Give me your favour: my dull brain was wrought
   With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains
   Are register'd where every day I turn
   The leaf to read them. Let us toward the king.
   Think upon what hath chanced, and, at more time,
   The interim having weigh'd it, let us speak
   Our free hearts each to other.

BANQUO

   Very gladly.

MACBETH

   Till then, enough. Come, friends.
   Exeunt

SCENE IV. Forres. The palace.

   Flourish. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, and Attendants 

DUNCAN

   Is execution done on Cawdor? Are not
   Those in commission yet return'd?

MALCOLM

   My liege,
   They are not yet come back. But I have spoke
   With one that saw him die: who did report
   That very frankly he confess'd his treasons,
   Implored your highness' pardon and set forth
   A deep repentance: nothing in his life
   Became him like the leaving it; he died
   As one that had been studied in his death
   To throw away the dearest thing he owed,
   As 'twere a careless trifle.

DUNCAN

   There's no art
   To find the mind's construction in the face:
   He was a gentleman on whom I built
   An absolute trust.
   Enter MACBETH, BANQUO, ROSS, and ANGUS
   O worthiest cousin!
   The sin of my ingratitude even now
   Was heavy on me: thou art so far before
   That swiftest wing of recompense is slow
   To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved,
   That the proportion both of thanks and payment
   Might have been mine! only I have left to say,
   More is thy due than more than all can pay.

MACBETH

   The service and the loyalty I owe,
   In doing it, pays itself. Your highness' part
   Is to receive our duties; and our duties
   Are to your throne and state children and servants,
   Which do but what they should, by doing every thing
   Safe toward your love and honour.

DUNCAN

   Welcome hither:
   I have begun to plant thee, and will labour
   To make thee full of growing. Noble Banquo,
   That hast no less deserved, nor must be known
   No less to have done so, let me enfold thee
   And hold thee to my heart.

BANQUO

   There if I grow,
   The harvest is your own.

DUNCAN

   My plenteous joys,
   Wanton in fulness, seek to hide themselves
   In drops of sorrow. Sons, kinsmen, thanes,
   And you whose places are the nearest, know
   We will establish our estate upon
   Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter
   The Prince of Cumberland; which honour must
   Not unaccompanied invest him only,
   But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine
   On all deservers. From hence to Inverness,
   And bind us further to you.

MACBETH

   The rest is labour, which is not used for you:
   I'll be myself the harbinger and make joyful
   The hearing of my wife with your approach;
   So humbly take my leave.

DUNCAN

   My worthy Cawdor!

MACBETH

   [Aside] The Prince of Cumberland! that is a step
   On which I must fall down, or else o'erleap,
   For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires;
   Let not light see my black and deep desires:
   The eye wink at the hand; yet let that be,
   Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see.
   Exit

DUNCAN

   True, worthy Banquo; he is full so valiant,
   And in his commendations I am fed;
   It is a banquet to me. Let's after him,
   Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome:
   It is a peerless kinsman.
   Flourish. Exeunt

SCENE V. Inverness. Macbeth's castle.

   Enter LADY MACBETH, reading a letter 

LADY MACBETH

   'They met me in the day of success: and I have
   learned by the perfectest report, they have more in
   them than mortal knowledge. When I burned in desire
   to question them further, they made themselves air,
   into which they vanished. Whiles I stood rapt in
   the wonder of it, came missives from the king, who
   all-hailed me 'Thane of Cawdor;' by which title,
   before, these weird sisters saluted me, and referred
   me to the coming on of time, with 'Hail, king that
   shalt be!' This have I thought good to deliver
   thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou
   mightst not lose the dues of rejoicing, by being
   ignorant of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it
   to thy heart, and farewell.'
   Glamis thou art, and Cawdor; and shalt be
   What thou art promised: yet do I fear thy nature;
   It is too full o' the milk of human kindness
   To catch the nearest way: thou wouldst be great;
   Art not without ambition, but without
   The illness should attend it: what thou wouldst highly,
   That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false,
   And yet wouldst wrongly win: thou'ldst have, great Glamis,
   That which cries 'Thus thou must do, if thou have it;
   And that which rather thou dost fear to do
   Than wishest should be undone.' Hie thee hither,
   That I may pour my spirits in thine ear;
   And chastise with the valour of my tongue
   All that impedes thee from the golden round,
   Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem
   To have thee crown'd withal.
   Enter a Messenger
   What is your tidings?

Messenger

   The king comes here to-night.

LADY MACBETH

   Thou'rt mad to say it:
   Is not thy master with him? who, were't so,
   Would have inform'd for preparation.

Messenger

   So please you, it is true: our thane is coming:
   One of my fellows had the speed of him,
   Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more
   Than would make up his message.

LADY MACBETH

   Give him tending;
   He brings great news.
   Exit Messenger
   The raven himself is hoarse
   That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
   Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
   That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
   And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
   Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood;
   Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
   That no compunctious visitings of nature
   Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
   The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts,
   And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers,
   Wherever in your sightless substances
   You wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night,
   And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
   That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
   Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
   To cry 'Hold, hold!'
   Enter MACBETH
   Great Glamis! worthy Cawdor!
   Greater than both, by the all-hail hereafter!
   Thy letters have transported me beyond
   This ignorant present, and I feel now
   The future in the instant.

MACBETH

   My dearest love,
   Duncan comes here to-night.

LADY MACBETH

   And when goes hence?

MACBETH

   To-morrow, as he purposes.

LADY MACBETH

   O, never
   Shall sun that morrow see!
   Your face, my thane, is as a book where men
   May read strange matters. To beguile the time,
   Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye,
   Your hand, your tongue: look like the innocent flower,
   But be the serpent under't. He that's coming
   Must be provided for: and you shall put
   This night's great business into my dispatch;
   Which shall to all our nights and days to come
   Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom.

MACBETH

   We will speak further.

LADY MACBETH

   Only look up clear;
   To alter favour ever is to fear:
   Leave all the rest to me.
   Exeunt

SCENE VI. Before Macbeth's castle.

   Hautboys and torches. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, BANQUO, LENNOX, MACDUFF, ROSS, ANGUS, and Attendants 

DUNCAN

   This castle hath a pleasant seat; the air
   Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself
   Unto our gentle senses.

BANQUO

   This guest of summer,
   The temple-haunting martlet, does approve,
   By his loved mansionry, that the heaven's breath
   Smells wooingly here: no jutty, frieze,
   Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird
   Hath made his pendent bed and procreant cradle:
   Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed,
   The air is delicate.
   Enter LADY MACBETH

DUNCAN

   See, see, our honour'd hostess!
   The love that follows us sometime is our trouble,
   Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you
   How you shall bid God 'ild us for your pains,
   And thank us for your trouble.

LADY MACBETH

   All our service
   In every point twice done and then done double
   Were poor and single business to contend
   Against those honours deep and broad wherewith
   Your majesty loads our house: for those of old,
   And the late dignities heap'd up to them,
   We rest your hermits.

DUNCAN

   Where's the thane of Cawdor?
   We coursed him at the heels, and had a purpose
   To be his purveyor: but he rides well;
   And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath holp him
   To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess,
   We are your guest to-night.

LADY MACBETH

   Your servants ever
   Have theirs, themselves and what is theirs, in compt,
   To make their audit at your highness' pleasure,
   Still to return your own.

DUNCAN

   Give me your hand;
   Conduct me to mine host: we love him highly,
   And shall continue our graces towards him.
   By your leave, hostess.
   Exeunt

SCENE VII. Macbeth's castle.

   Hautboys and torches. Enter a Sewer, and divers Servants with dishes and service, and pass over the stage. Then enter MACBETH 

MACBETH

   If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
   It were done quickly: if the assassination
   Could trammel up the consequence, and catch
   With his surcease success; that but this blow
   Might be the be-all and the end-all here,
   But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,
   We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases
   We still have judgment here; that we but teach
   Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return
   To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice
   Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice
   To our own lips. He's here in double trust;
   First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,
   Strong both against the deed; then, as his host,
   Who should against his murderer shut the door,
   Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan
   Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been
   So clear in his great office, that his virtues
   Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against
   The deep damnation of his taking-off;
   And pity, like a naked new-born babe,
   Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed
   Upon the sightless couriers of the air,
   Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,
   That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur
   To prick the sides of my intent, but only
   Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself
   And falls on the other.
   Enter LADY MACBETH
   How now! what news?

LADY MACBETH

   He has almost supp'd: why have you left the chamber?

MACBETH

   Hath he ask'd for me?

LADY MACBETH

   Know you not he has?

MACBETH

   We will proceed no further in this business:
   He hath honour'd me of late; and I have bought
   Golden opinions from all sorts of people,
   Which would be worn now in their newest gloss,
   Not cast aside so soon.

LADY MACBETH

   Was the hope drunk
   Wherein you dress'd yourself? hath it slept since?
   And wakes it now, to look so green and pale
   At what it did so freely? From this time
   Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard
   To be the same in thine own act and valour
   As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that
   Which thou esteem'st the ornament of life,
   And live a coward in thine own esteem,
   Letting 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would,'
   Like the poor cat i' the adage?

MACBETH

   Prithee, peace:
   I dare do all that may become a man;
   Who dares do more is none.

LADY MACBETH

   What beast was't, then,
   That made you break this enterprise to me?
   When you durst do it, then you were a man;
   And, to be more than what you were, you would
   Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place
   Did then adhere, and yet you would make both:
   They have made themselves, and that their fitness now
   Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know
   How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me:
   I would, while it was smiling in my face,
   Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums,
   And dash'd the brains out, had I so sworn as you
   Have done to this.

MACBETH

   If we should fail?

LADY MACBETH

   We fail!
   But screw your courage to the sticking-place,
   And we'll not fail. When Duncan is asleep--
   Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey
   Soundly invite him--his two chamberlains
   Will I with wine and wassail so convince
   That memory, the warder of the brain,
   Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason
   A limbeck only: when in swinish sleep
   Their drenched natures lie as in a death,
   What cannot you and I perform upon
   The unguarded Duncan? what not put upon
   His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt
   Of our great quell?

MACBETH

   Bring forth men-children only;
   For thy undaunted mettle should compose
   Nothing but males. Will it not be received,
   When we have mark'd with blood those sleepy two
   Of his own chamber and used their very daggers,
   That they have done't?

LADY MACBETH

   Who dares receive it other,
   As we shall make our griefs and clamour roar
   Upon his death?

MACBETH

   I am settled, and bend up
   Each corporal agent to this terrible feat.
   Away, and mock the time with fairest show:
   False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
   Exeunt

ACT II SCENE I. Court of Macbeth's castle.

   Enter BANQUO, and FLEANCE bearing a torch before him 

BANQUO

   How goes the night, boy?

FLEANCE

   The moon is down; I have not heard the clock.

BANQUO

   And she goes down at twelve.

FLEANCE

   I take't, 'tis later, sir.

BANQUO

   Hold, take my sword. There's husbandry in heaven;
   Their candles are all out. Take thee that too.
   A heavy summons lies like lead upon me,
   And yet I would not sleep: merciful powers,
   Restrain in me the cursed thoughts that nature
   Gives way to in repose!
   Enter MACBETH, and a Servant with a torch
   Give me my sword.
   Who's there?

MACBETH

   A friend.

BANQUO

   What, sir, not yet at rest? The king's a-bed:
   He hath been in unusual pleasure, and
   Sent forth great largess to your offices.
   This diamond he greets your wife withal,
   By the name of most kind hostess; and shut up
   In measureless content.

MACBETH

   Being unprepared,
   Our will became the servant to defect;
   Which else should free have wrought.

BANQUO

   All's well.
   I dreamt last night of the three weird sisters:
   To you they have show'd some truth.

MACBETH

   I think not of them:
   Yet, when we can entreat an hour to serve,
   We would spend it in some words upon that business,
   If you would grant the time.

BANQUO

   At your kind'st leisure.

MACBETH

   If you shall cleave to my consent, when 'tis,
   It shall make honour for you.

BANQUO

   So I lose none
   In seeking to augment it, but still keep
   My bosom franchised and allegiance clear,
   I shall be counsell'd.

MACBETH

   Good repose the while!

BANQUO

   Thanks, sir: the like to you!
   Exeunt BANQUO and FLEANCE

MACBETH

   Go bid thy mistress, when my drink is ready,
   She strike upon the bell. Get thee to bed.
   Exit Servant
   Is this a dagger which I see before me,
   The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
   I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
   Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
   To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
   A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
   Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
   I see thee yet, in form as palpable
   As this which now I draw.
   Thou marshall'st me the way that I was going;
   And such an instrument I was to use.
   Mine eyes are made the fools o' the other senses,
   Or else worth all the rest; I see thee still,
   And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of blood,
   Which was not so before. There's no such thing:
   It is the bloody business which informs
   Thus to mine eyes. Now o'er the one halfworld
   Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse
   The curtain'd sleep; witchcraft celebrates
   Pale Hecate's offerings, and wither'd murder,
   Alarum'd by his sentinel, the wolf,
   Whose howl's his watch, thus with his stealthy pace.
   With Tarquin's ravishing strides, towards his design
   Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth,
   Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear
   Thy very stones prate of my whereabout,
   And take the present horror from the time,
   Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, he lives:
   Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives.
   A bell rings
   I go, and it is done; the bell invites me.
   Hear it not, Duncan; for it is a knell
   That summons thee to heaven or to hell.
   Exit

SCENE II. The same.

   Enter LADY MACBETH 

LADY MACBETH

   That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold;
   What hath quench'd them hath given me fire.
   Hark! Peace!
   It was the owl that shriek'd, the fatal bellman,
   Which gives the stern'st good-night. He is about it:
   The doors are open; and the surfeited grooms
   Do mock their charge with snores: I have drugg'd
   their possets,
   That death and nature do contend about them,
   Whether they live or die.

MACBETH

   [Within] Who's there? what, ho!

LADY MACBETH

   Alack, I am afraid they have awaked,
   And 'tis not done. The attempt and not the deed
   Confounds us. Hark! I laid their daggers ready;
   He could not miss 'em. Had he not resembled
   My father as he slept, I had done't.
   Enter MACBETH
   My husband!

MACBETH

   I have done the deed. Didst thou not hear a noise?

LADY MACBETH

   I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry.
   Did not you speak?

MACBETH

   When?

LADY MACBETH

   Now.

MACBETH

   As I descended?

LADY MACBETH

   Ay.

MACBETH

   Hark!
   Who lies i' the second chamber?

LADY MACBETH

   Donalbain.

MACBETH

   This is a sorry sight.
   Looking on his hands

LADY MACBETH

   A foolish thought, to say a sorry sight.

MACBETH

   There's one did laugh in's sleep, and one cried
   'Murder!'
   That they did wake each other: I stood and heard them:
   But they did say their prayers, and address'd them
   Again to sleep.

LADY MACBETH

   There are two lodged together.

MACBETH

   One cried 'God bless us!' and 'Amen' the other;
   As they had seen me with these hangman's hands.
   Listening their fear, I could not say 'Amen,'
   When they did say 'God bless us!'

LADY MACBETH

   Consider it not so deeply.

MACBETH

   But wherefore could not I pronounce 'Amen'?
   I had most need of blessing, and 'Amen'
   Stuck in my throat.

LADY MACBETH

   These deeds must not be thought
   After these ways; so, it will make us mad.

MACBETH

   Methought I heard a voice cry 'Sleep no more!
   Macbeth does murder sleep', the innocent sleep,
   Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care,
   The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
   Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
   Chief nourisher in life's feast,--

LADY MACBETH

   What do you mean?

MACBETH

   Still it cried 'Sleep no more!' to all the house:
   'Glamis hath murder'd sleep, and therefore Cawdor
   Shall sleep no more; Macbeth shall sleep no more.'

LADY MACBETH

   Who was it that thus cried? Why, worthy thane,
   You do unbend your noble strength, to think
   So brainsickly of things. Go get some water,
   And wash this filthy witness from your hand.
   Why did you bring these daggers from the place?
   They must lie there: go carry them; and smear
   The sleepy grooms with blood.

MACBETH

   I'll go no more:
   I am afraid to think what I have done;
   Look on't again I dare not.

LADY MACBETH

   Infirm of purpose!
   Give me the daggers: the sleeping and the dead
   Are but as pictures: 'tis the eye of childhood
   That fears a painted devil. If he do bleed,
   I'll gild the faces of the grooms withal;
   For it must seem their guilt.
   Exit. Knocking within

MACBETH

   Whence is that knocking?
   How is't with me, when every noise appals me?
   What hands are here? ha! they pluck out mine eyes.
   Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood
   Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
   The multitudinous seas in incarnadine,
   Making the green one red.
   Re-enter LADY MACBETH

LADY MACBETH

   My hands are of your colour; but I shame
   To wear a heart so white.
   Knocking within
   I hear a knocking
   At the south entry: retire we to our chamber;
   A little water clears us of this deed:
   How easy is it, then! Your constancy
   Hath left you unattended.
   Knocking within
   Hark! more knocking.
   Get on your nightgown, lest occasion call us,
   And show us to be watchers. Be not lost
   So poorly in your thoughts.

MACBETH

   To know my deed, 'twere best not know myself.
   Knocking within
   Wake Duncan with thy knocking! I would thou couldst!
   Exeunt

SCENE III. The same.

   Knocking within. Enter a Porter 

Porter

   Here's a knocking indeed! If a
   man were porter of hell-gate, he should have
   old turning the key.
   Knocking within
   Knock,
   knock, knock! Who's there, i' the name of
   Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hanged
   himself on the expectation of plenty: come in
   time; have napkins enow about you; here
   you'll sweat for't.
   Knocking within
   Knock,
   knock! Who's there, in the other devil's
   name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could
   swear in both the scales against either scale;
   who committed treason enough for God's sake,
   yet could not equivocate to heaven: O, come
   in, equivocator.
   Knocking within
   Knock,
   knock, knock! Who's there? Faith, here's an
   English tailor come hither, for stealing out of
   a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may
   roast your goose.
   Knocking within
   Knock,
   knock; never at quiet! What are you? But
   this place is too cold for hell. I'll devil-porter
   it no further: I had thought to have let in
   some of all professions that go the primrose
   way to the everlasting bonfire.
   Knocking within
   Anon, anon! I pray you, remember the porter.
   Opens the gate
   Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX

MACDUFF

   Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
   That you do lie so late?

Porter

   'Faith sir, we were carousing till the
   second cock: and drink, sir, is a great
   provoker of three things.

MACDUFF

   What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter

   Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
   urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
   it provokes the desire, but it takes
   away the performance: therefore, much drink
   may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
   it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
   him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
   and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
   not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
   in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

MACDUFF

   I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.

Porter

   That it did, sir, i' the very throat on
   me: but I requited him for his lie; and, I
   think, being too strong for him, though he took
   up my legs sometime, yet I made a shift to cast
   him.

MACDUFF

   Is thy master stirring?
   Enter MACBETH
   Our knocking has awaked him; here he comes.

LENNOX

   Good morrow, noble sir.

MACBETH

   Good morrow, both.

MACDUFF

   Is the king stirring, worthy thane?

MACBETH

   Not yet.

MACDUFF

   He did command me to call timely on him:
   I have almost slipp'd the hour.

MACBETH

   I'll bring you to him.

MACDUFF

   I know this is a joyful trouble to you;
   But yet 'tis one.

MACBETH

   The labour we delight in physics pain.
   This is the door.

MACDUFF

   I'll make so bold to call,
   For 'tis my limited service.
   Exit

LENNOX

   Goes the king hence to-day?

MACBETH

   He does: he did appoint so.

LENNOX

   The night has been unruly: where we lay,
   Our chimneys were blown down; and, as they say,
   Lamentings heard i' the air; strange screams of death,
   And prophesying with accents terrible
   Of dire combustion and confused events
   New hatch'd to the woeful time: the obscure bird
   Clamour'd the livelong night: some say, the earth
   Was feverous and did shake.

MACBETH

   'Twas a rough night.

LENNOX

   My young remembrance cannot parallel
   A fellow to it.
   Re-enter MACDUFF

MACDUFF

   O horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart
   Cannot conceive nor name thee!

MACBETH LENNOX

   What's the matter.

MACDUFF

   Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!
   Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope
   The Lord's anointed temple, and stole thence
   The life o' the building!

MACBETH

   What is 't you say? the life?

LENNOX

   Mean you his majesty?

MACDUFF

   Approach the chamber, and destroy your sight
   With a new Gorgon: do not bid me speak;
   See, and then speak yourselves.
   Exeunt MACBETH and LENNOX
   Awake, awake!
   Ring the alarum-bell. Murder and treason!
   Banquo and Donalbain! Malcolm! awake!
   Shake off this downy sleep, death's counterfeit,
   And look on death itself! up, up, and see
   The great doom's image! Malcolm! Banquo!
   As from your graves rise up, and walk like sprites,
   To countenance this horror! Ring the bell.
   Bell rings
   Enter LADY MACBETH

LADY MACBETH

   What's the business,
   That such a hideous trumpet calls to parley
   The sleepers of the house? speak, speak!

MACDUFF

   O gentle lady,
   'Tis not for you to hear what I can speak:
   The repetition, in a woman's ear,
   Would murder as it fell.
   Enter BANQUO
   O Banquo, Banquo,
   Our royal master 's murder'd!

LADY MACBETH

   Woe, alas!
   What, in our house?

BANQUO

   Too cruel any where.
   Dear Duff, I prithee, contradict thyself,
   And say it is not so.
   Re-enter MACBETH and LENNOX, with ROSS

MACBETH

   Had I but died an hour before this chance,
   I had lived a blessed time; for, from this instant,
   There 's nothing serious in mortality:
   All is but toys: renown and grace is dead;
   The wine of life is drawn, and the mere lees
   Is left this vault to brag of.
   Enter MALCOLM and DONALBAIN

DONALBAIN

   What is amiss?

MACBETH

   You are, and do not know't:
   The spring, the head, the fountain of your blood
   Is stopp'd; the very source of it is stopp'd.

MACDUFF

   Your royal father 's murder'd.

MALCOLM

   O, by whom?

LENNOX

   Those of his chamber, as it seem'd, had done 't:
   Their hands and faces were an badged with blood;
   So were their daggers, which unwiped we found
   Upon their pillows:
   They stared, and were distracted; no man's life
   Was to be trusted with them.

MACBETH

   O, yet I do repent me of my fury,
   That I did kill them.

MACDUFF

   Wherefore did you so?

MACBETH

   Who can be wise, amazed, temperate and furious,
   Loyal and neutral, in a moment? No man:
   The expedition my violent love
   Outrun the pauser, reason. Here lay Duncan,
   His silver skin laced with his golden blood;
   And his gash'd stabs look'd like a breach in nature
   For ruin's wasteful entrance: there, the murderers,
   Steep'd in the colours of their trade, their daggers
   Unmannerly breech'd with gore: who could refrain,
   That had a heart to love, and in that heart
   Courage to make 's love kno wn?

LADY MACBETH

   Help me hence, ho!

MACDUFF

   Look to the lady.

MALCOLM

   [Aside to DONALBAIN] Why do we hold our tongues,
   That most may claim this argument for ours?

DONALBAIN

   [Aside to MALCOLM] What should be spoken here,
   where our fate,
   Hid in an auger-hole, may rush, and seize us?
   Let 's away;
   Our tears are not yet brew'd.

MALCOLM

   [Aside to DONALBAIN] Nor our strong sorrow
   Upon the foot of motion.

BANQUO

   Look to the lady:
   LADY MACBETH is carried out
   And when we have our naked frailties hid,
   That suffer in exposure, let us meet,
   And question this most bloody piece of work,
   To know it further. Fears and scruples shake us:
   In the great hand of God I stand; and thence
   Against the undivulged pretence I fight
   Of treasonous malice.

MACDUFF

   And so do I.

ALL

   So all.

MACBETH

   Let's briefly put on manly readiness,
   And meet i' the hall together.

ALL

   Well contented.
   Exeunt all but Malcolm and Donalbain.

MALCOLM

   What will you do? Let's not consort with them:
   To show an unfelt sorrow is an office
   Which the false man does easy. I'll to England.

DONALBAIN

   To Ireland, I; our separated fortune
   Shall keep us both the safer: where we are,
   There's daggers in men's smiles: the near in blood,
   The nearer bloody.

MALCOLM

   This murderous shaft that's shot
   Hath not yet lighted, and our safest way
   Is to avoid the aim. Therefore, to horse;
   And let us not be dainty of leave-taking,
   But shift away: there's warrant in that theft
   Which steals itself, when there's no mercy left.
   Exeunt

SCENE IV. Outside Macbeth's castle.

   Enter ROSS and an old Man 

Old Man

   Threescore and ten I can remember well:
   Within the volume of which time I have seen
   Hours dreadful and things strange; but this sore night
   Hath trifled former knowings.

ROSS

   Ah, good father,
   Thou seest, the heavens, as troubled with man's act,
   Threaten his bloody stage: by the clock, 'tis day,
   And yet dark night strangles the travelling lamp:
   Is't night's predominance, or the day's shame,
   That darkness does the face of earth entomb,
   When living light should kiss it?

Old Man

   'Tis unnatural,
   Even like the deed that's done. On Tuesday last,
   A falcon, towering in her pride of place,
   Was by a mousing owl hawk'd at and kill'd.

ROSS

   And Duncan's horses--a thing most strange and certain--
   Beauteous and swift, the minions of their race,
   Turn'd wild in nature, broke their stalls, flung out,
   Contending 'gainst obedience, as they would make
   War with mankind.

Old Man

   'Tis said they eat each other.

ROSS

   They did so, to the amazement of mine eyes
   That look'd upon't. Here comes the good Macduff.
   Enter MACDUFF
   How goes the world, sir, now?

MACDUFF

   Why, see you not?

ROSS

   Is't known who did this more than bloody deed?

MACDUFF

   Those that Macbeth hath slain.

ROSS

   Alas, the day!
   What good could they pretend?

MACDUFF

   They were suborn'd:
   Malcolm and Donalbain, the king's two sons,
   Are stol'n away and fled; which puts upon them
   Suspicion of the deed.

ROSS

   'Gainst nature still!
   Thriftless ambition, that wilt ravin up
   Thine own life's means! Then 'tis most like
   The sovereignty will fall upon Macbeth.

MACDUFF

   He is already named, and gone to Scone
   To be invested.

ROSS

   Where is Duncan's body?

MACDUFF

   Carried to Colmekill,
   The sacred storehouse of his predecessors,
   And guardian of their bones.

ROSS

   Will you to Scone?

MACDUFF

   No, cousin, I'll to Fife.

ROSS

   Well, I will thither.

MACDUFF

   Well, may you see things well done there: adieu!
   Lest our old robes sit easier than our new!

ROSS

   Farewell, father.

Old Man

   God's benison go with you; and with those
   That would make good of bad, and friends of foes!
   Exeunt

ACT III SCENE I. Forres. The palace.

   Enter BANQUO 

BANQUO

   Thou hast it now: king, Cawdor, Glamis, all,
   As the weird women promised, and, I fear,
   Thou play'dst most foully for't: yet it was said
   It should not stand in thy posterity,
   But that myself should be the root and father
   Of many kings. If there come truth from them--
   As upon thee, Macbeth, their speeches shine--
   Why, by the verities on thee made good,
   May they not be my oracles as well,
   And set me up in hope? But hush! no more.
   Sennet sounded. Enter MACBETH, as king, LADY MACBETH, as queen, LENNOX, ROSS, Lords, Ladies, and Attendants

MACBETH

   Here's our chief guest.

LADY MACBETH

   If he had been forgotten,
   It had been as a gap in our great feast,
   And all-thing unbecoming.

MACBETH

   To-night we hold a solemn supper sir,
   And I'll request your presence.

BANQUO

   Let your highness
   Command upon me; to the which my duties
   Are with a most indissoluble tie
   For ever knit.

MACBETH

   Ride you this afternoon?

BANQUO

   Ay, my good lord.

MACBETH

   We should have else desired your good advice,
   Which still hath been both grave and prosperous,
   In this day's council; but we'll take to-morrow.
   Is't far you ride?

BANQUO

   As far, my lord, as will fill up the time
   'Twixt this and supper: go not my horse the better,
   I must become a borrower of the night
   For a dark hour or twain.

MACBETH

   Fail not our feast.

BANQUO

   My lord, I will not.

MACBETH

   We hear, our bloody cousins are bestow'd
   In England and in Ireland, not confessing
   Their cruel parricide, filling their hearers
   With strange invention: but of that to-morrow,
   When therewithal we shall have cause of state
   Craving us jointly. Hie you to horse: adieu,
   Till you return at night. Goes Fleance with you?

BANQUO

   Ay, my good lord: our time does call upon 's.

MACBETH

   I wish your horses swift and sure of foot;
   And so I do commend you to their backs. Farewell.
   Exit BANQUO
   Let every man be master of his time
   Till seven at night: to make society
   The sweeter welcome, we will keep ourself
   Till supper-time alone: while then, God be with you!
   Exeunt all but MACBETH, and an attendant
   Sirrah, a word with you: attend those men
   Our pleasure?

ATTENDANT

   They are, my lord, without the palace gate.

MACBETH

   Bring them before us.
   Exit Attendant
   To be thus is nothing;
   But to be safely thus.--Our fears in Banquo
   Stick deep; and in his royalty of nature
   Reigns that which would be fear'd: 'tis much he dares;
   And, to that dauntless temper of his mind,
   He hath a wisdom that doth guide his valour
   To act in safety. There is none but he
   Whose being I do fear: and, under him,
   My Genius is rebuked; as, it is said,
   Mark Antony's was by Caesar. He chid the sisters
   When first they put the name of king upon me,
   And bade them speak to him: then prophet-like
   They hail'd him father to a line of kings:
   Upon my head they placed a fruitless crown,
   And put a barren sceptre in my gripe,
   Thence to be wrench'd with an unlineal hand,
   No son of mine succeeding. If 't be so,
   For Banquo's issue have I filed my mind;
   For them the gracious Duncan have I murder'd;
   Put rancours in the vessel of my peace
   Only for them; and mine eternal jewel
   Given to the common enemy of man,
   To make them kings, the seed of Banquo kings!
   Rather than so, come fate into the list.
   And champion me to the utterance! Who's there!
   Re-enter Attendant, with two Murderers
   Now go to the door, and stay there till we call.
   Exit Attendant
   Was it not yesterday we spoke together?

First Murderer

   It was, so please your highness.

MACBETH

   Well then, now
   Have you consider'd of my speeches? Know
   That it was he in the times past which held you
   So under fortune, which you thought had been
   Our innocent self: this I made good to you
   In our last conference, pass'd in probation with you,
   How you were borne in hand, how cross'd,
   the instruments,
   Who wrought with them, and all things else that might
   To half a soul and to a notion crazed
   Say 'Thus did Banquo.'

First Murderer

   You made it known to us.

MACBETH

   I did so, and went further, which is now
   Our point of second meeting. Do you find
   Your patience so predominant in your nature
   That you can let this go? Are you so gospell'd
   To pray for this good man and for his issue,
   Whose heavy hand hath bow'd you to the grave
   And beggar'd yours for ever?

First Murderer

   We are men, my liege.

MACBETH

   Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men;
   As hounds and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs,
   Shoughs, water-rugs and demi-wolves, are clept
   All by the name of dogs: the valued file
   Distinguishes the swift, the slow, the subtle,
   The housekeeper, the hunter, every one
   According to the gift which bounteous nature
   Hath in him closed; whereby he does receive
   Particular addition. from the bill
   That writes them all alike: and so of men.
   Now, if you have a station in the file,
   Not i' the worst rank of manhood, say 't;
   And I will put that business in your bosoms,
   Whose execution takes your enemy off,
   Grapples you to the heart and love of us,
   Who wear our health but sickly in his life,
   Which in his death were perfect.

Second Murderer

   I am one, my liege,
   Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world
   Have so incensed that I am reckless what
   I do to spite the world.

First Murderer

   And I another
   So weary with disasters, tugg'd with fortune,
   That I would set my lie on any chance,
   To mend it, or be rid on't.

MACBETH

   Both of you
   Know Banquo was your enemy.

Both Murderers

   True, my lord.

MACBETH

   So is he mine; and in such bloody distance,
   That every minute of his being thrusts
   Against my near'st of life: and though I could
   With barefaced power sweep him from my sight
   And bid my will avouch it, yet I must not,
   For certain friends that are both his and mine,
   Whose loves I may not drop, but wail his fall
   Who I myself struck down; and thence it is,
   That I to your assistance do make love,
   Masking the business from the common eye
   For sundry weighty reasons.

Second Murderer

   We shall, my lord,
   Perform what you command us.

First Murderer

   Though our lives--

MACBETH

   Your spirits shine through you. Within this hour at most
   I will advise you where to plant yourselves;
   Acquaint you with the perfect spy o' the time,
   The moment on't; for't must be done to-night,
   And something from the palace; always thought
   That I require a clearness: and with him--
   To leave no rubs nor botches in the work--
   Fleance his son, that keeps him company,
   Whose absence is no less material to me
   Than is his father's, must embrace the fate
   Of that dark hour. Resolve yourselves apart:
   I'll come to you anon.

Both Murderers

   We are resolved, my lord.

MACBETH

   I'll call upon you straight: abide within.
   Exeunt Murderers
   It is concluded. Banquo, thy soul's flight,
   If it find heaven, must find it out to-night.
   Exit

SCENE II. The palace.

   Enter LADY MACBETH and a Servant 

LADY MACBETH

   Is Banquo gone from court?

Servant

   Ay, madam, but returns again to-night.

LADY MACBETH

   Say to the king, I would attend his leisure
   For a few words.

Servant

   Madam, I will.
   Exit

LADY MACBETH

   Nought's had, all's spent,
   Where our desire is got without content:
   'Tis safer to be that which we destroy
   Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy.
   Enter MACBETH
   How now, my lord! why do you keep alone,
   Of sorriest fancies your companions making,
   Using those thoughts which should indeed have died
   With them they think on? Things without all remedy
   Should be without regard: what's done is done.

MACBETH

   We have scotch'd the snake, not kill'd it:
   She'll close and be herself, whilst our poor malice
   Remains in danger of her former tooth.
   But let the frame of things disjoint, both the
   worlds suffer,
   Ere we will eat our meal in fear and sleep
   In the affliction of these terrible dreams
   That shake us nightly: better be with the dead,
   Whom we, to gain our peace, have sent to peace,
   Than on the torture of the mind to lie
   In restless ecstasy. Duncan is in his grave;
   After life's fitful fever he sleeps well;
   Treason has done his worst: nor steel, nor poison,
   Malice domestic, foreign levy, nothing,
   Can touch him further.

LADY MACBETH

   Come on;
   Gentle my lord, sleek o'er your rugged looks;
   Be bright and jovial among your guests to-night.

MACBETH

   So shall I, love; and so, I pray, be you:
   Let your remembrance apply to Banquo;
   Present him eminence, both with eye and tongue:
   Unsafe the while, that we
   Must lave our honours in these flattering streams,
   And make our faces vizards to our hearts,
   Disguising what they are.

LADY MACBETH

   You must leave this.

MACBETH

   O, full of scorpions is my mind, dear wife!
   Thou know'st that Banquo, and his Fleance, lives.

LADY MACBETH

   But in them nature's copy's not eterne.

MACBETH

   There's comfort yet; they are assailable;
   Then be thou jocund: ere the bat hath flown
   His cloister'd flight, ere to black Hecate's summons
   The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums
   Hath rung night's yawning peal, there shall be done
   A deed of dreadful note.

LADY MACBETH

   What's to be done?

MACBETH

   Be innocent of the knowledge, dearest chuck,
   Till thou applaud the deed. Come, seeling night,
   Scarf up the tender eye of pitiful day;
   And with thy bloody and invisible hand
   Cancel and tear to pieces that great bond
   Which keeps me pale! Light thickens; and the crow
   Makes wing to the rooky wood:
   Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
   While night's black agents to their preys do rouse.
   Thou marvell'st at my words: but hold thee still;
   Things bad begun make strong themselves by ill.
   So, prithee, go with me.
   Exeunt

SCENE III. A park near the palace.

   Enter three Murderers 

First Murderer

   But who did bid thee join with us?

Third Murderer

   Macbeth.

Second Murderer

   He needs not our mistrust, since he delivers
   Our offices and what we have to do
   To the direction just.

First Murderer

   Then stand with us.
   The west yet glimmers with some streaks of day:
   Now spurs the lated traveller apace
   To gain the timely inn; and near approaches
   The subject of our watch.

Third Murderer

   Hark! I hear horses.

BANQUO

   [Within] Give us a light there, ho!

Second Murderer

   Then 'tis he: the rest
   That are within the note of expectation
   Already are i' the court.

First Murderer

   His horses go about.

Third Murderer

   Almost a mile: but he does usually,
   So all men do, from hence to the palace gate
   Make it their walk.

Second Murderer

   A light, a light!
   Enter BANQUO, and FLEANCE with a torch

Third Murderer

   'Tis he.

First Murderer

   Stand to't.

BANQUO

   It will be rain to-night.

First Murderer

   Let it come down.
   They set upon BANQUO

BANQUO

   O, treachery! Fly, good Fleance, fly, fly, fly!
   Thou mayst revenge. O slave!
   Dies. FLEANCE escapes

Third Murderer

   Who did strike out the light?

First Murderer

   Wast not the way?

Third Murderer

   There's but one down; the son is fled.

Second Murderer

   We have lost
   Best half of our affair.

First Murderer

   Well, let's away, and say how much is done.
   Exeunt

SCENE IV. The same. Hall in the palace.

   A banquet prepared. Enter MACBETH, LADY MACBETH, ROSS, LENNOX, Lords, and Attendants 

MACBETH

   You know your own degrees; sit down: at first
   And last the hearty welcome.

Lords

   Thanks to your majesty.

MACBETH

   Ourself will mingle with society,
   And play the humble host.
   Our hostess keeps her state, but in best time
   We will require her welcome.

LADY MACBETH

   Pronounce it for me, sir, to all our friends;
   For my heart speaks they are welcome.
   First Murderer appears at the door

MACBETH

   See, they encounter thee with their hearts' thanks.
   Both sides are even: here I'll sit i' the midst:
   Be large in mirth; anon we'll drink a measure
   The table round.
   Approaching the door
   There's blood on thy face.

First Murderer

   'Tis Banquo's then.

MACBETH

   'Tis better thee without than he within.
   Is he dispatch'd?

First Murderer

   My lord, his throat is cut; that I did for him.

MACBETH

   Thou art the best o' the cut-throats: yet he's good
   That did the like for Fleance: if thou didst it,
   Thou art the nonpareil.

First Murderer

   Most royal sir,
   Fleance is 'scaped.

MACBETH

   Then comes my fit again: I had else been perfect,
   Whole as the marble, founded as the rock,
   As broad and general as the casing air:
   But now I am cabin'd, cribb'd, confined, bound in
   To saucy doubts and fears. But Banquo's safe?

First Murderer

   Ay, my good lord: safe in a ditch he bides,
   With twenty trenched gashes on his head;
   The least a death to nature.

MACBETH

   Thanks for that:
   There the grown serpent lies; the worm that's fled
   Hath nature that in time will venom breed,
   No teeth for the present. Get thee gone: to-morrow
   We'll hear, ourselves, again.
   Exit Murderer

LADY MACBETH

   My royal lord,
   You do not give the cheer: the feast is sold
   That is not often vouch'd, while 'tis a-making,
   'Tis given with welcome: to feed were best at home;
   From thence the sauce to meat is ceremony;
   Meeting were bare without it.

MACBETH

   Sweet remembrancer!
   Now, good digestion wait on appetite,
   And health on both!

LENNOX

   May't please your highness sit.
   The GHOST OF BANQUO enters, and sits in MACBETH's place

MACBETH

   Here had we now our country's honour roof'd,
   Were the graced person of our Banquo present;
   Who may I rather challenge for unkindness
   Than pity for mischance!

ROSS

   His absence, sir,
   Lays blame upon his promise. Please't your highness
   To grace us with your royal company.

MACBETH

   The table's full.

LENNOX

   Here is a place reserved, sir.

MACBETH

   Where?

LENNOX

   Here, my good lord. What is't that moves your highness?

MACBETH

   Which of you have done this?

Lords

   What, my good lord?

MACBETH

   Thou canst not say I did it: never shake
   Thy gory locks at me.

ROSS

   Gentlemen, rise: his highness is not well.

LADY MACBETH

   Sit, worthy friends: my lord is often thus,
   And hath been from his youth: pray you, keep seat;
   The fit is momentary; upon a thought
   He will again be well: if much you note him,
   You shall offend him and extend his passion:
   Feed, and regard him not. Are you a man?

MACBETH

   Ay, and a bold one, that dare look on that
   Which might appal the devil.

LADY MACBETH

   O proper stuff!
   This is the very painting of your fear:
   This is the air-drawn dagger which, you said,
   Led you to Duncan. O, these flaws and starts,
   Impostors to true fear, would well become
   A woman's story at a winter's fire,
   Authorized by her grandam. Shame itself!
   Why do you make such faces? When all's done,
   You look but on a stool.

MACBETH

   Prithee, see there! behold! look! lo!
   how say you?
   Why, what care I? If thou canst nod, speak too.
   If charnel-houses and our graves must send
   Those that we bury back, our monuments
   Shall be the maws of kites.
   GHOST OF BANQUO vanishes

LADY MACBETH

   What, quite unmann'd in folly?

MACBETH

   If I stand here, I saw him.

LADY MACBETH

   Fie, for shame!

MACBETH

   Blood hath been shed ere now, i' the olden time,
   Ere human statute purged the gentle weal;
   Ay, and since too, murders have been perform'd
   Too terrible for the ear: the times have been,
   That, when the brains were out, the man would die,
   And there an end; but now they rise again,
   With twenty mortal murders on their crowns,
   And push us from our stools: this is more strange
   Than such a murder is.

LADY MACBETH

   My worthy lord,
   Your noble friends do lack you.

MACBETH

   I do forget.
   Do not muse at me, my most worthy friends,
   I have a strange infirmity, which is nothing
   To those that know me. Come, love and health to all;
   Then I'll sit down. Give me some wine; fill full.
   I drink to the general joy o' the whole table,
   And to our dear friend Banquo, whom we miss;
   Would he were here! to all, and him, we thirst,
   And all to all.

Lords

   Our duties, and the pledge.
   Re-enter GHOST OF BANQUO

MACBETH

   Avaunt! and quit my sight! let the earth hide thee!
   Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold;
   Thou hast no speculation in those eyes
   Which thou dost glare with!

LADY MACBETH

   Think of this, good peers,
   But as a thing of custom: 'tis no other;
   Only it spoils the pleasure of the time.

MACBETH

   What man dare, I dare:
   Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear,
   The arm'd rhinoceros, or the Hyrcan tiger;
   Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves
   Shall never tremble: or be alive again,
   And dare me to the desert with thy sword;
   If trembling I inhabit then, protest me
   The baby of a girl. Hence, horrible shadow!
   Unreal mockery, hence!
   GHOST OF BANQUO vanishes
   Why, so: being gone,
   I am a man again. Pray you, sit still.

LADY MACBETH

   You have displaced the mirth, broke the good meeting,
   With most admired disorder.

MACBETH

   Can such things be,
   And overcome us like a summer's cloud,
   Without our special wonder? You make me strange
   Even to the disposition that I owe,
   When now I think you can behold such sights,
   And keep the natural ruby of your cheeks,
   When mine is blanched with fear.

ROSS

   What sights, my lord?

LADY MACBETH

   I pray you, speak not; he grows worse and worse;
   Question enrages him. At once, good night:
   Stand not upon the order of your going,
   But go at once.

LENNOX

   Good night; and better health
   Attend his majesty!

LADY MACBETH

   A kind good night to all!
   Exeunt all but MACBETH and LADY MACBETH

MACBETH

   It will have blood; they say, blood will have blood:
   Stones have been known to move and trees to speak;
   Augurs and understood relations have
   By magot-pies and choughs and rooks brought forth
   The secret'st man of blood. What is the night?

LADY MACBETH

   Almost at odds with morning, which is which.

MACBETH

   How say'st thou, that Macduff denies his person
   At our great bidding?

LADY MACBETH

   Did you send to him, sir?

MACBETH

   I hear it by the way; but I will send:
   There's not a one of them but in his house
   I keep a servant fee'd. I will to-morrow,
   And betimes I will, to the weird sisters:
   More shall they speak; for now I am bent to know,
   By the worst means, the worst. For mine own good,
   All causes shall give way: I am in blood
   Stepp'd in so far that, should I wade no more,
   Returning were as tedious as go o'er:
   Strange things I have in head, that will to hand;
   Which must be acted ere they may be scann'd.

LADY MACBETH

   You lack the season of all natures, sleep.

MACBETH

   Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse
   Is the initiate fear that wants hard use:
   We are yet but young in deed.
   Exeunt

SCENE V. A Heath.

   Thunder. Enter the three Witches meeting HECATE 

First Witch

   Why, how now, Hecate! you look angerly.

HECATE

   Have I not reason, beldams as you are,
   Saucy and overbold? How did you dare
   To trade and traffic with Macbeth
   In riddles and affairs of death;
   And I, the mistress of your charms,
   The close contriver of all harms,
   Was never call'd to bear my part,
   Or show the glory of our art?
   And, which is worse, all you have done
   Hath been but for a wayward son,
   Spiteful and wrathful, who, as others do,
   Loves for his own ends, not for you.
   But make amends now: get you gone,
   And at the pit of Acheron
   Meet me i' the morning: thither he
   Will come to know his destiny:
   Your vessels and your spells provide,
   Your charms and every thing beside.
   I am for the air; this night I'll spend
   Unto a dismal and a fatal end:
   Great business must be wrought ere noon:
   Upon the corner of the moon
   There hangs a vaporous drop profound;
   I'll catch it ere it come to ground:
   And that distill'd by magic sleights
   Shall raise such artificial sprites
   As by the strength of their illusion
   Shall draw him on to his confusion:
   He shall spurn fate, scorn death, and bear
   He hopes 'bove wisdom, grace and fear:
   And you all know, security
   Is mortals' chiefest enemy.
   Music and a song within: 'Come away, come away,' & c
   Hark! I am call'd; my little spirit, see,
   Sits in a foggy cloud, and stays for me.
   Exit

First Witch

   Come, let's make haste; she'll soon be back again.
   Exeunt

SCENE VI. Forres. The palace.

   Enter LENNOX and another Lord 

LENNOX

   My former speeches have but hit your thoughts,
   Which can interpret further: only, I say,
   Things have been strangely borne. The
   gracious Duncan
   Was pitied of Macbeth: marry, he was dead:
   And the right-valiant Banquo walk'd too late;
   Whom, you may say, if't please you, Fleance kill'd,
   For Fleance fled: men must not walk too late.
   Who cannot want the thought how monstrous
   It was for Malcolm and for Donalbain
   To kill their gracious father? damned fact!
   How it did grieve Macbeth! did he not straight
   In pious rage the two delinquents tear,
   That were the slaves of drink and thralls of sleep?
   Was not that nobly done? Ay, and wisely too;
   For 'twould have anger'd any heart alive
   To hear the men deny't. So that, I say,
   He has borne all things well: and I do think
   That had he Duncan's sons under his key--
   As, an't please heaven, he shall not--they
   should find
   What 'twere to kill a father; so should Fleance.
   But, peace! for from broad words and 'cause he fail'd
   His presence at the tyrant's feast, I hear
   Macduff lives in disgrace: sir, can you tell
   Where he bestows himself?

Lord

   The son of Duncan,
   From whom this tyrant holds the due of birth
   Lives in the English court, and is received
   Of the most pious Edward with such grace
   That the malevolence of fortune nothing
   Takes from his high respect: thither Macduff
   Is gone to pray the holy king, upon his aid
   To wake Northumberland and warlike Siward:
   That, by the help of these--with Him above
   To ratify the work--we may again
   Give to our tables meat, sleep to our nights,
   Free from our feasts and banquets bloody knives,
   Do faithful homage and receive free honours:
   All which we pine for now: and this report
   Hath so exasperate the king that he
   Prepares for some attempt of war.

LENNOX

   Sent he to Macduff?

Lord

   He did: and with an absolute 'Sir, not I,'
   The cloudy messenger turns me his back,
   And hums, as who should say 'You'll rue the time
   That clogs me with this answer.'

LENNOX

   And that well might
   Advise him to a caution, to hold what distance
   His wisdom can provide. Some holy angel
   Fly to the court of England and unfold
   His message ere he come, that a swift blessing
   May soon return to this our suffering country
   Under a hand accursed!

Lord

   I'll send my prayers with him.
   Exeunt

ACT IV SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron.

   Thunder. Enter the three Witches 

First Witch

   Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.

Second Witch

   Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.

Third Witch

   Harpier cries 'Tis time, 'tis time.

First Witch

   Round about the cauldron go;
   In the poison'd entrails throw.
   Toad, that under cold stone
   Days and nights has thirty-one
   Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
   Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

ALL

   Double, double toil and trouble;
   Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch

   Fillet of a fenny snake,
   In the cauldron boil and bake;
   Eye of newt and toe of frog,
   Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
   Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
   Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
   For a charm of powerful trouble,
   Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

ALL

   Double, double toil and trouble;
   Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Third Witch

   Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
   Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
   Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
   Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
   Liver of blaspheming Jew,
   Gall of goat, and slips of yew
   Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
   Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
   Finger of birth-strangled babe
   Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
   Make the gruel thick and slab:
   Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
   For the ingredients of our cauldron.

ALL

   Double, double toil and trouble;
   Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch

   Cool it with a baboon's blood,
   Then the charm is firm and good.
   Enter HECATE to the other three Witches

HECATE

   O well done! I commend your pains;
   And every one shall share i' the gains;
   And now about the cauldron sing,
   Live elves and fairies in a ring,
   Enchanting all that you put in.
   Music and a song: 'Black spirits,' & c
   HECATE retires

Second Witch

   By the pricking of my thumbs,
   Something wicked this way comes.
   Open, locks,
   Whoever knocks!
   Enter MACBETH

MACBETH

   How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags!
   What is't you do?

ALL

   A deed without a name.

MACBETH

   I conjure you, by that which you profess,
   Howe'er you come to know it, answer me:
   Though you untie the winds and let them fight
   Against the churches; though the yesty waves
   Confound and swallow navigation up;
   Though bladed corn be lodged and trees blown down;
   Though castles topple on their warders' heads;
   Though palaces and pyramids do slope
   Their heads to their foundations; though the treasure
   Of nature's germens tumble all together,
   Even till destruction sicken; answer me
   To what I ask you.

First Witch

   Speak.

Second Witch

   Demand.

Third Witch

   We'll answer.

First Witch

   Say, if thou'dst rather hear it from our mouths,
   Or from our masters?

MACBETH

   Call 'em; let me see 'em.

First Witch

   Pour in sow's blood, that hath eaten
   Her nine farrow; grease that's sweaten
   From the murderer's gibbet throw
   Into the flame.

ALL

   Come, high or low;
   Thyself and office deftly show!
   Thunder. First Apparition: an armed Head

MACBETH

   Tell me, thou unknown power,--

First Witch

   He knows thy thought:
   Hear his speech, but say thou nought.

First Apparition

   Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth! beware Macduff;
   Beware the thane of Fife. Dismiss me. Enough.
   Descends

MACBETH

   Whate'er thou art, for thy good caution, thanks;
   Thou hast harp'd my fear aright: but one
   word more,--

First Witch

   He will not be commanded: here's another,
   More potent than the first.
   Thunder. Second Apparition: A bloody Child

Second Apparition

   Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!

MACBETH

   Had I three ears, I'ld hear thee.

Second Apparition

   Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn
   The power of man, for none of woman born
   Shall harm Macbeth.
   Descends

MACBETH

   Then live, Macduff: what need I fear of thee?
   But yet I'll make assurance double sure,
   And take a bond of fate: thou shalt not live;
   That I may tell pale-hearted fear it lies,
   And sleep in spite of thunder.
   Thunder. Third Apparition: a Child crowned, with a tree in his hand
   What is this
   That rises like the issue of a king,
   And wears upon his baby-brow the round
   And top of sovereignty?

ALL

   Listen, but speak not to't.

Third Apparition

   Be lion-mettled, proud; and take no care
   Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are:
   Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until
   Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
   Shall come against him.
   Descends

MACBETH

   That will never be
   Who can impress the forest, bid the tree
   Unfix his earth-bound root? Sweet bodements! good!
   Rebellion's head, rise never till the wood
   Of Birnam rise, and our high-placed Macbeth
   Shall live the lease of nature, pay his breath
   To time and mortal custom. Yet my heart
   Throbs to know one thing: tell me, if your art
   Can tell so much: shall Banquo's issue ever
   Reign in this kingdom?

ALL

   Seek to know no more.

MACBETH

   I will be satisfied: deny me this,
   And an eternal curse fall on you! Let me know.
   Why sinks that cauldron? and what noise is this?
   Hautboys

First Witch

   Show!

Second Witch

   Show!

Third Witch

   Show!

ALL

   Show his eyes, and grieve his heart;
   Come like shadows, so depart!
   A show of Eight Kings, the last with a glass in his hand; GHOST OF BANQUO following

MACBETH

   Thou art too like the spirit of Banquo: down!
   Thy crown does sear mine eye-balls. And thy hair,
   Thou other gold-bound brow, is like the first.
   A third is like the former. Filthy hags!
   Why do you show me this? A fourth! Start, eyes!
   What, will the line stretch out to the crack of doom?
   Another yet! A seventh! I'll see no more:
   And yet the eighth appears, who bears a glass
   Which shows me many more; and some I see
   That two-fold balls and treble scepters carry:
   Horrible sight! Now, I see, 'tis true;
   For the blood-bolter'd Banquo smiles upon me,
   And points at them for his.
   Apparitions vanish
   What, is this so?

First Witch

   Ay, sir, all this is so: but why
   Stands Macbeth thus amazedly?
   Come, sisters, cheer we up his sprites,
   And show the best of our delights:
   I'll charm the air to give a sound,
   While you perform your antic round:
   That this great king may kindly say,
   Our duties did his welcome pay.
   Music. The witches dance and then vanish, with HECATE

MACBETH

   Where are they? Gone? Let this pernicious hour
   Stand aye accursed in the calendar!
   Come in, without there!
   Enter LENNOX

LENNOX

   What's your grace's will?

MACBETH

   Saw you the weird sisters?

LENNOX

   No, my lord.

MACBETH

   Came they not by you?

LENNOX

   No, indeed, my lord.

MACBETH

   Infected be the air whereon they ride;
   And damn'd all those that trust them! I did hear
   The galloping of horse: who was't came by?

LENNOX

   'Tis two or three, my lord, that bring you word
   Macduff is fled to England.

MACBETH

   Fled to England!

LENNOX

   Ay, my good lord.

MACBETH

   Time, thou anticipatest my dread exploits:
   The flighty purpose never is o'ertook
   Unless the deed go with it; from this moment
   The very firstlings of my heart shall be
   The firstlings of my hand. And even now,
   To crown my thoughts with acts, be it thought and done:
   The castle of Macduff I will surprise;
   Seize upon Fife; give to the edge o' the sword
   His wife, his babes, and all unfortunate souls
   That trace him in his line. No boasting like a fool;
   This deed I'll do before this purpose cool.
   But no more sights!--Where are these gentlemen?
   Come, bring me where they are.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. Fife. Macduff's castle.

   Enter LADY MACDUFF, her Son, and ROSS 

LADY MACDUFF

   What had he done, to make him fly the land?

ROSS

   You must have patience, madam.

LADY MACDUFF

   He had none:
   His flight was madness: when our actions do not,
   Our fears do make us traitors.

ROSS

   You know not
   Whether it was his wisdom or his fear.

LADY MACDUFF

   Wisdom! to leave his wife, to leave his babes,
   His mansion and his titles in a place
   From whence himself does fly? He loves us not;
   He wants the natural touch: for the poor wren,
   The most diminutive of birds, will fight,
   Her young ones in her nest, against the owl.
   All is the fear and nothing is the love;
   As little is the wisdom, where the flight
   So runs against all reason.

ROSS

   My dearest coz,
   I pray you, school yourself: but for your husband,
   He is noble, wise, judicious, and best knows
   The fits o' the season. I dare not speak
   much further;
   But cruel are the times, when we are traitors
   And do not know ourselves, when we hold rumour
   From what we fear, yet know not what we fear,
   But float upon a wild and violent sea
   Each way and move. I take my leave of you:
   Shall not be long but I'll be here again:
   Things at the worst will cease, or else climb upward
   To what they were before. My pretty cousin,
   Blessing upon you!

LADY MACDUFF

   Father'd he is, and yet he's fatherless.

ROSS

   I am so much a fool, should I stay longer,
   It would be my disgrace and your discomfort:
   I take my leave at once.
   Exit

LADY MACDUFF

   Sirrah, your father's dead;
   And what will you do now? How will you live?

Son

   As birds do, mother.

LADY MACDUFF

   What, with worms and flies?

Son

   With what I get, I mean; and so do they.

LADY MACDUFF

   Poor bird! thou'ldst never fear the net nor lime,
   The pitfall nor the gin.

Son

   Why should I, mother? Poor birds they are not set for.
   My father is not dead, for all your saying.

LADY MACDUFF

   Yes, he is dead; how wilt thou do for a father?

Son

   Nay, how will you do for a husband?

LADY MACDUFF

   Why, I can buy me twenty at any market.

Son

   Then you'll buy 'em to sell again.

LADY MACDUFF

   Thou speak'st with all thy wit: and yet, i' faith,
   With wit enough for thee.

Son

   Was my father a traitor, mother?

LADY MACDUFF

   Ay, that he was.

Son

   What is a traitor?

LADY MACDUFF

   Why, one that swears and lies.

Son

   And be all traitors that do so?

LADY MACDUFF

   Every one that does so is a traitor, and must be hanged.

Son

   And must they all be hanged that swear and lie?

LADY MACDUFF

   Every one.

Son

   Who must hang them?

LADY MACDUFF

   Why, the honest men.

Son

   Then the liars and swearers are fools,
   for there are liars and swearers enow to beat
   the honest men and hang up them.

LADY MACDUFF

   Now, God help thee, poor monkey!
   But how wilt thou do for a father?

Son

   If he were dead, you'ld weep for
   him: if you would not, it were a good sign
   that I should quickly have a new father.

LADY MACDUFF

   Poor prattler, how thou talk'st!
   Enter a Messenger

Messenger

   Bless you, fair dame! I am not to you known,
   Though in your state of honour I am perfect.
   I doubt some danger does approach you nearly:
   If you will take a homely man's advice,
   Be not found here; hence, with your little ones.
   To fright you thus, methinks, I am too savage;
   To do worse to you were fell cruelty,
   Which is too nigh your person. Heaven preserve you!
   I dare abide no longer.
   Exit

LADY MACDUFF

   Whither should I fly?
   I have done no harm. But I remember now
   I am in this earthly world; where to do harm
   Is often laudable, to do good sometime
   Accounted dangerous folly: why then, alas,
   Do I put up that womanly defence,
   To say I have done no harm?
   Enter Murderers
   What are these faces?

First Murderer

   Where is your husband?

LADY MACDUFF

   I hope, in no place so unsanctified
   Where such as thou mayst find him.

First Murderer

   He's a traitor.

Son

   Thou liest, thou shag-hair'd villain!

First Murderer

   What, you egg!
   Stabbing him
   Young fry of treachery!

Son

   He has kill'd me, mother:
   Run away, I pray you!
   Dies
   Exit LADY MACDUFF, crying 'Murder!' Exeunt Murderers, following her

SCENE III. England. Before the King's palace.

   Enter MALCOLM and MACDUFF 

MALCOLM

   Let us seek out some desolate shade, and there
   Weep our sad bosoms empty.

MACDUFF

   Let us rather
   Hold fast the mortal sword, and like good men
   Bestride our down-fall'n birthdom: each new morn
   New widows howl, new orphans cry, new sorrows
   Strike heaven on the face, that it resounds
   As if it felt with Scotland and yell'd out
   Like syllable of dolour.

MALCOLM

   What I believe I'll wail,
   What know believe, and what I can redress,
   As I shall find the time to friend, I will.
   What you have spoke, it may be so perchance.
   This tyrant, whose sole name blisters our tongues,
   Was once thought honest: you have loved him well.
   He hath not touch'd you yet. I am young;
   but something
   You may deserve of him through me, and wisdom
   To offer up a weak poor innocent lamb
   To appease an angry god.

MACDUFF

   I am not treacherous.

MALCOLM

   But Macbeth is.
   A good and virtuous nature may recoil
   In an imperial charge. But I shall crave
   your pardon;
   That which you are my thoughts cannot transpose:
   Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell;
   Though all things foul would wear the brows of grace,
   Yet grace must still look so.

MACDUFF

   I have lost my hopes.

MALCOLM

   Perchance even there where I did find my doubts.
   Why in that rawness left you wife and child,
   Those precious motives, those strong knots of love,
   Without leave-taking? I pray you,
   Let not my jealousies be your dishonours,
   But mine own safeties. You may be rightly just,
   Whatever I shall think.

MACDUFF

   Bleed, bleed, poor country!
   Great tyranny! lay thou thy basis sure,
   For goodness dare not cheque thee: wear thou
   thy wrongs;
   The title is affeer'd! Fare thee well, lord:
   I would not be the villain that thou think'st
   For the whole space that's in the tyrant's grasp,
   And the rich East to boot.

MALCOLM

   Be not offended:
   I speak not as in absolute fear of you.
   I think our country sinks beneath the yoke;
   It weeps, it bleeds; and each new day a gash
   Is added to her wounds: I think withal
   There would be hands uplifted in my right;
   And here from gracious England have I offer
   Of goodly thousands: but, for all this,
   When I shall tread upon the tyrant's head,
   Or wear it on my sword, yet my poor country
   Shall have more vices than it had before,
   More suffer and more sundry ways than ever,
   By him that shall succeed.

MACDUFF

   What should he be?

MALCOLM

   It is myself I mean: in whom I know
   All the particulars of vice so grafted
   That, when they shall be open'd, black Macbeth
   Will seem as pure as snow, and the poor state
   Esteem him as a lamb, being compared
   With my confineless harms.

MACDUFF

   Not in the legions
   Of horrid hell can come a devil more damn'd
   In evils to top Macbeth.

MALCOLM

   I grant him bloody,
   Luxurious, avaricious, false, deceitful,
   Sudden, malicious, smacking of every sin
   That has a name: but there's no bottom, none,
   In my voluptuousness: your wives, your daughters,
   Your matrons and your maids, could not fill up
   The cistern of my lust, and my desire
   All continent impediments would o'erbear
   That did oppose my will: better Macbeth
   Than such an one to reign.

MACDUFF

   Boundless intemperance
   In nature is a tyranny; it hath been
   The untimely emptying of the happy throne
   And fall of many kings. But fear not yet
   To take upon you what is yours: you may
   Convey your pleasures in a spacious plenty,
   And yet seem cold, the time you may so hoodwink.
   We have willing dames enough: there cannot be
   That vulture in you, to devour so many
   As will to greatness dedicate themselves,
   Finding it so inclined.

MALCOLM

   With this there grows
   In my most ill-composed affection such
   A stanchless avarice that, were I king,
   I should cut off the nobles for their lands,
   Desire his jewels and this other's house:
   And my more-having would be as a sauce
   To make me hunger more; that I should forge
   Quarrels unjust against the good and loyal,
   Destroying them for wealth.

MACDUFF

   This avarice
   Sticks deeper, grows with more pernicious root
   Than summer-seeming lust, and it hath been
   The sword of our slain kings: yet do not fear;
   Scotland hath foisons to fill up your will.
   Of your mere own: all these are portable,
   With other graces weigh'd.

MALCOLM

   But I have none: the king-becoming graces,
   As justice, verity, temperance, stableness,
   Bounty, perseverance, mercy, lowliness,
   Devotion, patience, courage, fortitude,
   I have no relish of them, but abound
   In the division of each several crime,
   Acting it many ways. Nay, had I power, I should
   Pour the sweet milk of concord into hell,
   Uproar the universal peace, confound
   All unity on earth.

MACDUFF

   O Scotland, Scotland!

MALCOLM

   If such a one be fit to govern, speak:
   I am as I have spoken.

MACDUFF

   Fit to govern!
   No, not to live. O nation miserable,
   With an untitled tyrant bloody-scepter'd,
   When shalt thou see thy wholesome days again,
   Since that the truest issue of thy throne
   By his own interdiction stands accursed,
   And does blaspheme his breed? Thy royal father
   Was a most sainted king: the queen that bore thee,
   Oftener upon her knees than on her feet,
   Died every day she lived. Fare thee well!
   These evils thou repeat'st upon thyself
   Have banish'd me from Scotland. O my breast,
   Thy hope ends here!

MALCOLM

   Macduff, this noble passion,
   Child of integrity, hath from my soul
   Wiped the black scruples, reconciled my thoughts
   To thy good truth and honour. Devilish Macbeth
   By many of these trains hath sought to win me
   Into his power, and modest wisdom plucks me
   From over-credulous haste: but God above
   Deal between thee and me! for even now
   I put myself to thy direction, and
   Unspeak mine own detraction, here abjure
   The taints and blames I laid upon myself,
   For strangers to my nature. I am yet
   Unknown to woman, never was forsworn,
   Scarcely have coveted what was mine own,
   At no time broke my faith, would not betray
   The devil to his fellow and delight
   No less in truth than life: my first false speaking
   Was this upon myself: what I am truly,
   Is thine and my poor country's to command:
   Whither indeed, before thy here-approach,
   Old Siward, with ten thousand warlike men,
   Already at a point, was setting forth.
   Now we'll together; and the chance of goodness
   Be like our warranted quarrel! Why are you silent?

MACDUFF

   Such welcome and unwelcome things at once
   'Tis hard to reconcile.
   Enter a Doctor

MALCOLM

   Well; more anon.--Comes the king forth, I pray you?

Doctor

   Ay, sir; there are a crew of wretched souls
   That stay his cure: their malady convinces
   The great assay of art; but at his touch--
   Such sanctity hath heaven given his hand--
   They presently amend.

MALCOLM

   I thank you, doctor.
   Exit Doctor

MACDUFF

   What's the disease he means?

MALCOLM

   'Tis call'd the evil:
   A most miraculous work in this good king;
   Which often, since my here-remain in England,
   I have seen him do. How he solicits heaven,
   Himself best knows: but strangely-visited people,
   All swoln and ulcerous, pitiful to the eye,
   The mere despair of surgery, he cures,
   Hanging a golden stamp about their necks,
   Put on with holy prayers: and 'tis spoken,
   To the succeeding royalty he leaves
   The healing benediction. With this strange virtue,
   He hath a heavenly gift of prophecy,
   And sundry blessings hang about his throne,
   That speak him full of grace.
   Enter ROSS

MACDUFF

   See, who comes here?

MALCOLM

   My countryman; but yet I know him not.

MACDUFF

   My ever-gentle cousin, welcome hither.

MALCOLM

   I know him now. Good God, betimes remove
   The means that makes us strangers!

ROSS

   Sir, amen.

MACDUFF

   Stands Scotland where it did?

ROSS

   Alas, poor country!
   Almost afraid to know itself. It cannot
   Be call'd our mother, but our grave; where nothing,
   But who knows nothing, is once seen to smile;
   Where sighs and groans and shrieks that rend the air
   Are made, not mark'd; where violent sorrow seems
   A modern ecstasy; the dead man's knell
   Is there scarce ask'd for who; and good men's lives
   Expire before the flowers in their caps,
   Dying or ere they sicken.

MACDUFF

   O, relation
   Too nice, and yet too true!

MALCOLM

   What's the newest grief?

ROSS

   That of an hour's age doth hiss the speaker:
   Each minute teems a new one.

MACDUFF

   How does my wife?

ROSS

   Why, well.

MACDUFF

   And all my children?

ROSS

   Well too.

MACDUFF

   The tyrant has not batter'd at their peace?

ROSS

   No; they were well at peace when I did leave 'em.

MACDUFF

   But not a niggard of your speech: how goes't?

ROSS

   When I came hither to transport the tidings,
   Which I have heavily borne, there ran a rumour
   Of many worthy fellows that were out;
   Which was to my belief witness'd the rather,
   For that I saw the tyrant's power a-foot:
   Now is the time of help; your eye in Scotland
   Would create soldiers, make our women fight,
   To doff their dire distresses.

MALCOLM

   Be't their comfort
   We are coming thither: gracious England hath
   Lent us good Siward and ten thousand men;
   An older and a better soldier none
   That Christendom gives out.

ROSS

   Would I could answer
   This comfort with the like! But I have words
   That would be howl'd out in the desert air,
   Where hearing should not latch them.

MACDUFF

   What concern they?
   The general cause? or is it a fee-grief
   Due to some single breast?

ROSS

   No mind that's honest
   But in it shares some woe; though the main part
   Pertains to you alone.

MACDUFF

   If it be mine,
   Keep it not from me, quickly let me have it.

ROSS

   Let not your ears despise my tongue for ever,
   Which shall possess them with the heaviest sound
   That ever yet they heard.

MACDUFF

   Hum! I guess at it.

ROSS

   Your castle is surprised; your wife and babes
   Savagely slaughter'd: to relate the manner,
   Were, on the quarry of these murder'd deer,
   To add the death of you.

MALCOLM

   Merciful heaven!
   What, man! ne'er pull your hat upon your brows;
   Give sorrow words: the grief that does not speak
   Whispers the o'er-fraught heart and bids it break.

MACDUFF

   My children too?

ROSS

   Wife, children, servants, all
   That could be found.

MACDUFF

   And I must be from thence!
   My wife kill'd too?

ROSS

   I have said.

MALCOLM

   Be comforted:
   Let's make us medicines of our great revenge,
   To cure this deadly grief.

MACDUFF

   He has no children. All my pretty ones?
   Did you say all? O hell-kite! All?
   What, all my pretty chickens and their dam
   At one fell swoop?

MALCOLM

   Dispute it like a man.

MACDUFF

   I shall do so;
   But I must also feel it as a man:
   I cannot but remember such things were,
   That were most precious to me. Did heaven look on,
   And would not take their part? Sinful Macduff,
   They were all struck for thee! naught that I am,
   Not for their own demerits, but for mine,
   Fell slaughter on their souls. Heaven rest them now!

MALCOLM

   Be this the whetstone of your sword: let grief
   Convert to anger; blunt not the heart, enrage it.

MACDUFF

   O, I could play the woman with mine eyes
   And braggart with my tongue! But, gentle heavens,
   Cut short all intermission; front to front
   Bring thou this fiend of Scotland and myself;
   Within my sword's length set him; if he 'scape,
   Heaven forgive him too!

MALCOLM

   This tune goes manly.
   Come, go we to the king; our power is ready;
   Our lack is nothing but our leave; Macbeth
   Is ripe for shaking, and the powers above
   Put on their instruments. Receive what cheer you may:
   The night is long that never finds the day.
   Exeunt

ACT V SCENE I. Dunsinane. Ante-room in the castle.

   Enter a Doctor of Physic and a Waiting-Gentlewoman 

Doctor

   I have two nights watched with you, but can perceive
   no truth in your report. When was it she last walked?

Gentlewoman

   Since his majesty went into the field, I have seen
   her rise from her bed, throw her night-gown upon
   her, unlock her closet, take forth paper, fold it,
   write upon't, read it, afterwards seal it, and again
   return to bed; yet all this while in a most fast sleep.

Doctor

   A great perturbation in nature, to receive at once
   the benefit of sleep, and do the effects of
   watching! In this slumbery agitation, besides her
   walking and other actual performances, what, at any
   time, have you heard her say?

Gentlewoman

   That, sir, which I will not report after her.

Doctor

   You may to me: and 'tis most meet you should.

Gentlewoman

   Neither to you nor any one; having no witness to
   confirm my speech.
   Enter LADY MACBETH, with a taper
   Lo you, here she comes! This is her very guise;
   and, upon my life, fast asleep. Observe her; stand close.

Doctor

   How came she by that light?

Gentlewoman

   Why, it stood by her: she has light by her
   continually; 'tis her command.

Doctor

   You see, her eyes are open.

Gentlewoman

   Ay, but their sense is shut.

Doctor

   What is it she does now? Look, how she rubs her hands.

Gentlewoman

   It is an accustomed action with her, to seem thus
   washing her hands: I have known her continue in
   this a quarter of an hour.

LADY MACBETH

   Yet here's a spot.

Doctor

   Hark! she speaks: I will set down what comes from
   her, to satisfy my remembrance the more strongly.

LADY MACBETH

   Out, damned spot! out, I say!--One: two: why,
   then, 'tis time to do't.--Hell is murky!--Fie, my
   lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we
   fear who knows it, when none can call our power to
   account?--Yet who would have thought the old man
   to have had so much blood in him.

Doctor

   Do you mark that?

LADY MACBETH

   The thane of Fife had a wife: where is she now?--
   What, will these hands ne'er be clean?--No more o'
   that, my lord, no more o' that: you mar all with
   this starting.

Doctor

   Go to, go to; you have known what you should not.

Gentlewoman

   She has spoke what she should not, I am sure of
   that: heaven knows what she has known.

LADY MACBETH

   Here's the smell of the blood still: all the
   perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little
   hand. Oh, oh, oh!

Doctor

   What a sigh is there! The heart is sorely charged.

Gentlewoman

   I would not have such a heart in my bosom for the
   dignity of the whole body.

Doctor

   Well, well, well,--

Gentlewoman

   Pray God it be, sir.

Doctor

   This disease is beyond my practise: yet I have known
   those which have walked in their sleep who have died
   holily in their beds.

LADY MACBETH

   Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so
   pale.--I tell you yet again, Banquo's buried; he
   cannot come out on's grave.

Doctor

   Even so?

LADY MACBETH

   To bed, to bed! there's knocking at the gate:
   come, come, come, come, give me your hand. What's
   done cannot be undone.--To bed, to bed, to bed!
   Exit

Doctor

   Will she go now to bed?

Gentlewoman

   Directly.

Doctor

   Foul whisperings are abroad: unnatural deeds
   Do breed unnatural troubles: infected minds
   To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets:
   More needs she the divine than the physician.
   God, God forgive us all! Look after her;
   Remove from her the means of all annoyance,
   And still keep eyes upon her. So, good night:
   My mind she has mated, and amazed my sight.
   I think, but dare not speak.

Gentlewoman

   Good night, good doctor.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. The country near Dunsinane.

   Drum and colours. Enter MENTEITH, CAITHNESS, ANGUS, LENNOX, and Soldiers 

MENTEITH

   The English power is near, led on by Malcolm,
   His uncle Siward and the good Macduff:
   Revenges burn in them; for their dear causes
   Would to the bleeding and the grim alarm
   Excite the mortified man.

ANGUS

   Near Birnam wood
   Shall we well meet them; that way are they coming.

CAITHNESS

   Who knows if Donalbain be with his brother?

LENNOX

   For certain, sir, he is not: I have a file
   Of all the gentry: there is Siward's son,
   And many unrough youths that even now
   Protest their first of manhood.

MENTEITH

   What does the tyrant?

CAITHNESS

   Great Dunsinane he strongly fortifies:
   Some say he's mad; others that lesser hate him
   Do call it valiant fury: but, for certain,
   He cannot buckle his distemper'd cause
   Within the belt of rule.

ANGUS

   Now does he feel
   His secret murders sticking on his hands;
   Now minutely revolts upbraid his faith-breach;
   Those he commands move only in command,
   Nothing in love: now does he feel his title
   Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe
   Upon a dwarfish thief.

MENTEITH

   Who then shall blame
   His pester'd senses to recoil and start,
   When all that is within him does condemn
   Itself for being there?

CAITHNESS

   Well, march we on,
   To give obedience where 'tis truly owed:
   Meet we the medicine of the sickly weal,
   And with him pour we in our country's purge
   Each drop of us.

LENNOX

   Or so much as it needs,
   To dew the sovereign flower and drown the weeds.
   Make we our march towards Birnam.
   Exeunt, marching

SCENE III. Dunsinane. A room in the castle.

   Enter MACBETH, Doctor, and Attendants 

MACBETH

   Bring me no more reports; let them fly all:
   Till Birnam wood remove to Dunsinane,
   I cannot taint with fear. What's the boy Malcolm?
   Was he not born of woman? The spirits that know
   All mortal consequences have pronounced me thus:
   'Fear not, Macbeth; no man that's born of woman
   Shall e'er have power upon thee.' Then fly,
   false thanes,
   And mingle with the English epicures:
   The mind I sway by and the heart I bear
   Shall never sag with doubt nor shake with fear.
   Enter a Servant
   The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!
   Where got'st thou that goose look?

Servant

   There is ten thousand--

MACBETH

   Geese, villain!

Servant

   Soldiers, sir.

MACBETH

   Go prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
   Thou lily-liver'd boy. What soldiers, patch?
   Death of thy soul! those linen cheeks of thine
   Are counsellors to fear. What soldiers, whey-face?

Servant

   The English force, so please you.

MACBETH

   Take thy face hence.
   Exit Servant
   Seyton!--I am sick at heart,
   When I behold--Seyton, I say!--This push
   Will cheer me ever, or disseat me now.
   I have lived long enough: my way of life
   Is fall'n into the sear, the yellow leaf;
   And that which should accompany old age,
   As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends,
   I must not look to have; but, in their stead,
   Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath,
   Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not. Seyton!
   Enter SEYTON

SEYTON

   What is your gracious pleasure?

MACBETH

   What news more?

SEYTON

   All is confirm'd, my lord, which was reported.

MACBETH

   I'll fight till from my bones my flesh be hack'd.
   Give me my armour.

SEYTON

   'Tis not needed yet.

MACBETH

   I'll put it on.
   Send out more horses; skirr the country round;
   Hang those that talk of fear. Give me mine armour.
   How does your patient, doctor?

Doctor

   Not so sick, my lord,
   As she is troubled with thick coming fancies,
   That keep her from her rest.

MACBETH

   Cure her of that.
   Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased,
   Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow,
   Raze out the written troubles of the brain
   And with some sweet oblivious antidote
   Cleanse the stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff
   Which weighs upon the heart?

Doctor

   Therein the patient
   Must minister to himself.

MACBETH

   Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it.
   Come, put mine armour on; give me my staff.
   Seyton, send out. Doctor, the thanes fly from me.
   Come, sir, dispatch. If thou couldst, doctor, cast
   The water of my land, find her disease,
   And purge it to a sound and pristine health,
   I would applaud thee to the very echo,
   That should applaud again.--Pull't off, I say.--
   What rhubarb, cyme, or what purgative drug,
   Would scour these English hence? Hear'st thou of them?

Doctor

   Ay, my good lord; your royal preparation
   Makes us hear something.

MACBETH

   Bring it after me.
   I will not be afraid of death and bane,
   Till Birnam forest come to Dunsinane.

Doctor

   [Aside] Were I from Dunsinane away and clear,
   Profit again should hardly draw me here.
   Exeunt

SCENE IV. Country near Birnam wood.

   Drum and colours. Enter MALCOLM, SIWARD and YOUNG SIWARD, MACDUFF, MENTEITH, CAITHNESS, ANGUS, LENNOX, ROSS, and Soldiers, marching 

MALCOLM

   Cousins, I hope the days are near at hand
   That chambers will be safe.

MENTEITH

   We doubt it nothing.

SIWARD

   What wood is this before us?

MENTEITH

   The wood of Birnam.

MALCOLM

   Let every soldier hew him down a bough
   And bear't before him: thereby shall we shadow
   The numbers of our host and make discovery
   Err in report of us.

Soldiers

   It shall be done.

SIWARD

   We learn no other but the confident tyrant
   Keeps still in Dunsinane, and will endure
   Our setting down before 't.

MALCOLM

   'Tis his main hope:
   For where there is advantage to be given,
   Both more and less have given him the revolt,
   And none serve with him but constrained things
   Whose hearts are absent too.

MACDUFF

   Let our just censures
   Attend the true event, and put we on
   Industrious soldiership.

SIWARD

   The time approaches
   That will with due decision make us know
   What we shall say we have and what we owe.
   Thoughts speculative their unsure hopes relate,
   But certain issue strokes must arbitrate:
   Towards which advance the war.
   Exeunt, marching

SCENE V. Dunsinane. Within the castle.

   Enter MACBETH, SEYTON, and Soldiers, with drum and colours 

MACBETH

   Hang out our banners on the outward walls;
   The cry is still 'They come:' our castle's strength
   Will laugh a siege to scorn: here let them lie
   Till famine and the ague eat them up:
   Were they not forced with those that should be ours,
   We might have met them dareful, beard to beard,
   And beat them backward home.
   A cry of women within
   What is that noise?

SEYTON

   It is the cry of women, my good lord.
   Exit

MACBETH

   I have almost forgot the taste of fears;
   The time has been, my senses would have cool'd
   To hear a night-shriek; and my fell of hair
   Would at a dismal treatise rouse and stir
   As life were in't: I have supp'd full with horrors;
   Direness, familiar to my slaughterous thoughts
   Cannot once start me.
   Re-enter SEYTON
   Wherefore was that cry?

SEYTON

   The queen, my lord, is dead.

MACBETH

   She should have died hereafter;
   There would have been a time for such a word.
   To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
   Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
   To the last syllable of recorded time,
   And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
   The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
   Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
   That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
   And then is heard no more: it is a tale
   Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
   Signifying nothing.
   Enter a Messenger
   Thou comest to use thy tongue; thy story quickly.

Messenger

   Gracious my lord,
   I should report that which I say I saw,
   But know not how to do it.

MACBETH

   Well, say, sir.

Messenger

   As I did stand my watch upon the hill,
   I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought,
   The wood began to move.

MACBETH

   Liar and slave!

Messenger

   Let me endure your wrath, if't be not so:
   Within this three mile may you see it coming;
   I say, a moving grove.

MACBETH

   If thou speak'st false,
   Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive,
   Till famine cling thee: if thy speech be sooth,
   I care not if thou dost for me as much.
   I pull in resolution, and begin
   To doubt the equivocation of the fiend
   That lies like truth: 'Fear not, till Birnam wood
   Do come to Dunsinane:' and now a wood
   Comes toward Dunsinane. Arm, arm, and out!
   If this which he avouches does appear,
   There is nor flying hence nor tarrying here.
   I gin to be aweary of the sun,
   And wish the estate o' the world were now undone.
   Ring the alarum-bell! Blow, wind! come, wrack!
   At least we'll die with harness on our back.
   Exeunt

SCENE VI. Dunsinane. Before the castle.

   Drum and colours. Enter MALCOLM, SIWARD, MACDUFF, and their Army, with boughs 

MALCOLM

   Now near enough: your leafy screens throw down.
   And show like those you are. You, worthy uncle,
   Shall, with my cousin, your right-noble son,
   Lead our first battle: worthy Macduff and we
   Shall take upon 's what else remains to do,
   According to our order.

SIWARD

   Fare you well.
   Do we but find the tyrant's power to-night,
   Let us be beaten, if we cannot fight.

MACDUFF

   Make all our trumpets speak; give them all breath,
   Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death.
   Exeunt

SCENE VII. Another part of the field.

   Alarums. Enter MACBETH 

MACBETH

   They have tied me to a stake; I cannot fly,
   But, bear-like, I must fight the course. What's he
   That was not born of woman? Such a one
   Am I to fear, or none.
   Enter YOUNG SIWARD

YOUNG SIWARD

   What is thy name?

MACBETH

   Thou'lt be afraid to hear it.

YOUNG SIWARD

   No; though thou call'st thyself a hotter name
   Than any is in hell.

MACBETH

   My name's Macbeth.

YOUNG SIWARD

   The devil himself could not pronounce a title
   More hateful to mine ear.

MACBETH

   No, nor more fearful.

YOUNG SIWARD

   Thou liest, abhorred tyrant; with my sword
   I'll prove the lie thou speak'st.
   They fight and YOUNG SIWARD is slain

MACBETH

   Thou wast born of woman
   But swords I smile at, weapons laugh to scorn,
   Brandish'd by man that's of a woman born.
   Exit
   Alarums. Enter MACDUFF

MACDUFF

   That way the noise is. Tyrant, show thy face!
   If thou be'st slain and with no stroke of mine,
   My wife and children's ghosts will haunt me still.
   I cannot strike at wretched kerns, whose arms
   Are hired to bear their staves: either thou, Macbeth,
   Or else my sword with an unbatter'd edge
   I sheathe again undeeded. There thou shouldst be;
   By this great clatter, one of greatest note
   Seems bruited. Let me find him, fortune!
   And more I beg not.
   Exit. Alarums
   Enter MALCOLM and SIWARD

SIWARD

   This way, my lord; the castle's gently render'd:
   The tyrant's people on both sides do fight;
   The noble thanes do bravely in the war;
   The day almost itself professes yours,
   And little is to do.

MALCOLM

   We have met with foes
   That strike beside us.

SIWARD

   Enter, sir, the castle.
   Exeunt. Alarums

SCENE VIII. Another part of the field.

   Enter MACBETH 

MACBETH

   Why should I play the Roman fool, and die
   On mine own sword? whiles I see lives, the gashes
   Do better upon them.
   Enter MACDUFF

MACDUFF

   Turn, hell-hound, turn!

MACBETH

   Of all men else I have avoided thee:
   But get thee back; my soul is too much charged
   With blood of thine already.

MACDUFF

   I have no words:
   My voice is in my sword: thou bloodier villain
   Than terms can give thee out!
   They fight

MACBETH

   Thou losest labour:
   As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
   With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
   Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
   I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
   To one of woman born.

MACDUFF

   Despair thy charm;
   And let the angel whom thou still hast served
   Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
   Untimely ripp'd.

MACBETH

   Accursed be that tongue that tells me so,
   For it hath cow'd my better part of man!
   And be these juggling fiends no more believed,
   That palter with us in a double sense;
   That keep the word of promise to our ear,
   And break it to our hope. I'll not fight with thee.

MACDUFF

   Then yield thee, coward,
   And live to be the show and gaze o' the time:
   We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
   Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
   'Here may you see the tyrant.'

MACBETH

   I will not yield,
   To kiss the ground before young Malcolm's feet,
   And to be baited with the rabble's curse.
   Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane,
   And thou opposed, being of no woman born,
   Yet I will try the last. Before my body
   I throw my warlike shield. Lay on, Macduff,
   And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!'
   Exeunt, fighting. Alarums
   Retreat. Flourish. Enter, with drum and colours, MALCOLM, SIWARD, ROSS, the other Thanes, and Soldiers

MALCOLM

   I would the friends we miss were safe arrived.

SIWARD

   Some must go off: and yet, by these I see,
   So great a day as this is cheaply bought.

MALCOLM

   Macduff is missing, and your noble son.

ROSS

   Your son, my lord, has paid a soldier's debt:
   He only lived but till he was a man;
   The which no sooner had his prowess confirm'd
   In the unshrinking station where he fought,
   But like a man he died.

SIWARD

   Then he is dead?

ROSS

   Ay, and brought off the field: your cause of sorrow
   Must not be measured by his worth, for then
   It hath no end.

SIWARD

   Had he his hurts before?

ROSS

   Ay, on the front.

SIWARD

   Why then, God's soldier be he!
   Had I as many sons as I have hairs,
   I would not wish them to a fairer death:
   And so, his knell is knoll'd.

MALCOLM

   He's worth more sorrow,
   And that I'll spend for him.

SIWARD

   He's worth no more
   They say he parted well, and paid his score:
   And so, God be with him! Here comes newer comfort.
   Re-enter MACDUFF, with MACBETH's head

MACDUFF

   Hail, king! for so thou art: behold, where stands
   The usurper's cursed head: the time is free:
   I see thee compass'd with thy kingdom's pearl,
   That speak my salutation in their minds;
   Whose voices I desire aloud with mine:
   Hail, King of Scotland!

ALL

   Hail, King of Scotland!
   Flourish

MALCOLM

   We shall not spend a large expense of time
   Before we reckon with your several loves,
   And make us even with you. My thanes and kinsmen,
   Henceforth be earls, the first that ever Scotland
   In such an honour named. What's more to do,
   Which would be planted newly with the time,
   As calling home our exiled friends abroad
   That fled the snares of watchful tyranny;
   Producing forth the cruel ministers
   Of this dead butcher and his fiend-like queen,
   Who, as 'tis thought, by self and violent hands
   Took off her life; this, and what needful else
   That calls upon us, by the grace of Grace,
   We will perform in measure, time and place:
   So, thanks to all at once and to each one,
   Whom we invite to see us crown'd at Scone.
   Flourish. Exeunt

A Midsummer Night's Dream

A Midsummer Night's Dream Shakespeare homepage | Midsummer Night's Dream | Entire play ACT I SCENE I. Athens. The palace of THESEUS.

   Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and Attendants 

THESEUS

   Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour
   Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
   Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
   This old moon wanes! she lingers my desires,
   Like to a step-dame or a dowager
   Long withering out a young man revenue.

HIPPOLYTA

   Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
   Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
   And then the moon, like to a silver bow
   New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
   Of our solemnities.

THESEUS

   Go, Philostrate,
   Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments;
   Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
   Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
   The pale companion is not for our pomp.
   Exit PHILOSTRATE
   Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my sword,
   And won thy love, doing thee injuries;
   But I will wed thee in another key,
   With pomp, with triumph and with revelling.
   Enter EGEUS, HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS

EGEUS

   Happy be Theseus, our renowned duke!

THESEUS

   Thanks, good Egeus: what's the news with thee?

EGEUS

   Full of vexation come I, with complaint
   Against my child, my daughter Hermia.
   Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord,
   This man hath my consent to marry her.
   Stand forth, Lysander: and my gracious duke,
   This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child;
   Thou, thou, Lysander, thou hast given her rhymes,
   And interchanged love-tokens with my child:
   Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung,
   With feigning voice verses of feigning love,
   And stolen the impression of her fantasy
   With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits,
   Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats, messengers
   Of strong prevailment in unharden'd youth:
   With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart,
   Turn'd her obedience, which is due to me,
   To stubborn harshness: and, my gracious duke,
   Be it so she; will not here before your grace
   Consent to marry with Demetrius,
   I beg the ancient privilege of Athens,
   As she is mine, I may dispose of her:
   Which shall be either to this gentleman
   Or to her death, according to our law
   Immediately provided in that case.

THESEUS

   What say you, Hermia? be advised fair maid:
   To you your father should be as a god;
   One that composed your beauties, yea, and one
   To whom you are but as a form in wax
   By him imprinted and within his power
   To leave the figure or disfigure it.
   Demetrius is a worthy gentleman.

HERMIA

   So is Lysander.

THESEUS

   In himself he is;
   But in this kind, wanting your father's voice,
   The other must be held the worthier.

HERMIA

   I would my father look'd but with my eyes.

THESEUS

   Rather your eyes must with his judgment look.

HERMIA

   I do entreat your grace to pardon me.
   I know not by what power I am made bold,
   Nor how it may concern my modesty,
   In such a presence here to plead my thoughts;
   But I beseech your grace that I may know
   The worst that may befall me in this case,
   If I refuse to wed Demetrius.

THESEUS

   Either to die the death or to abjure
   For ever the society of men.
   Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires;
   Know of your youth, examine well your blood,
   Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice,
   You can endure the livery of a nun,
   For aye to be in shady cloister mew'd,
   To live a barren sister all your life,
   Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon.
   Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood,
   To undergo such maiden pilgrimage;
   But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd,
   Than that which withering on the virgin thorn
   Grows, lives and dies in single blessedness.

HERMIA

   So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord,
   Ere I will my virgin patent up
   Unto his lordship, whose unwished yoke
   My soul consents not to give sovereignty.

THESEUS

   Take time to pause; and, by the nest new moon--
   The sealing-day betwixt my love and me,
   For everlasting bond of fellowship--
   Upon that day either prepare to die
   For disobedience to your father's will,
   Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would;
   Or on Diana's altar to protest
   For aye austerity and single life.

DEMETRIUS

   Relent, sweet Hermia: and, Lysander, yield
   Thy crazed title to my certain right.

LYSANDER

   You have her father's love, Demetrius;
   Let me have Hermia's: do you marry him.

EGEUS

   Scornful Lysander! true, he hath my love,
   And what is mine my love shall render him.
   And she is mine, and all my right of her
   I do estate unto Demetrius.

LYSANDER

   I am, my lord, as well derived as he,
   As well possess'd; my love is more than his;
   My fortunes every way as fairly rank'd,
   If not with vantage, as Demetrius';
   And, which is more than all these boasts can be,
   I am beloved of beauteous Hermia:
   Why should not I then prosecute my right?
   Demetrius, I'll avouch it to his head,
   Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena,
   And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes,
   Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry,
   Upon this spotted and inconstant man.

THESEUS

   I must confess that I have heard so much,
   And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof;
   But, being over-full of self-affairs,
   My mind did lose it. But, Demetrius, come;
   And come, Egeus; you shall go with me,
   I have some private schooling for you both.
   For you, fair Hermia, look you arm yourself
   To fit your fancies to your father's will;
   Or else the law of Athens yields you up--
   Which by no means we may extenuate--
   To death, or to a vow of single life.
   Come, my Hippolyta: what cheer, my love?
   Demetrius and Egeus, go along:
   I must employ you in some business
   Against our nuptial and confer with you
   Of something nearly that concerns yourselves.

EGEUS

   With duty and desire we follow you.
   Exeunt all but LYSANDER and HERMIA

LYSANDER

   How now, my love! why is your cheek so pale?
   How chance the roses there do fade so fast?

HERMIA

   Belike for want of rain, which I could well
   Beteem them from the tempest of my eyes.

LYSANDER

   Ay me! for aught that I could ever read,
   Could ever hear by tale or history,
   The course of true love never did run smooth;
   But, either it was different in blood,--

HERMIA

   O cross! too high to be enthrall'd to low.

LYSANDER

   Or else misgraffed in respect of years,--

HERMIA

   O spite! too old to be engaged to young.

LYSANDER

   Or else it stood upon the choice of friends,--

HERMIA

   O hell! to choose love by another's eyes.

LYSANDER

   Or, if there were a sympathy in choice,
   War, death, or sickness did lay siege to it,
   Making it momentany as a sound,
   Swift as a shadow, short as any dream;
   Brief as the lightning in the collied night,
   That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth,
   And ere a man hath power to say 'Behold!'
   The jaws of darkness do devour it up:
   So quick bright things come to confusion.

HERMIA

   If then true lovers have been ever cross'd,
   It stands as an edict in destiny:
   Then let us teach our trial patience,
   Because it is a customary cross,
   As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs,
   Wishes and tears, poor fancy's followers.

LYSANDER

   A good persuasion: therefore, hear me, Hermia.
   I have a widow aunt, a dowager
   Of great revenue, and she hath no child:
   From Athens is her house remote seven leagues;
   And she respects me as her only son.
   There, gentle Hermia, may I marry thee;
   And to that place the sharp Athenian law
   Cannot pursue us. If thou lovest me then,
   Steal forth thy father's house to-morrow night;
   And in the wood, a league without the town,
   Where I did meet thee once with Helena,
   To do observance to a morn of May,
   There will I stay for thee.

HERMIA

   My good Lysander!
   I swear to thee, by Cupid's strongest bow,
   By his best arrow with the golden head,
   By the simplicity of Venus' doves,
   By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves,
   And by that fire which burn'd the Carthage queen,
   When the false Troyan under sail was seen,
   By all the vows that ever men have broke,
   In number more than ever women spoke,
   In that same place thou hast appointed me,
   To-morrow truly will I meet with thee.

LYSANDER

   Keep promise, love. Look, here comes Helena.
   Enter HELENA

HERMIA

   God speed fair Helena! whither away?

HELENA

   Call you me fair? that fair again unsay.
   Demetrius loves your fair: O happy fair!
   Your eyes are lode-stars; and your tongue's sweet air
   More tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear,
   When wheat is green, when hawthorn buds appear.
   Sickness is catching: O, were favour so,
   Yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go;
   My ear should catch your voice, my eye your eye,
   My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody.
   Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated,
   The rest I'd give to be to you translated.
   O, teach me how you look, and with what art
   You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart.

HERMIA

   I frown upon him, yet he loves me still.

HELENA

   O that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill!

HERMIA

   I give him curses, yet he gives me love.

HELENA

   O that my prayers could such affection move!

HERMIA

   The more I hate, the more he follows me.

HELENA

   The more I love, the more he hateth me.

HERMIA

   His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine.

HELENA

   None, but your beauty: would that fault were mine!

HERMIA

   Take comfort: he no more shall see my face;
   Lysander and myself will fly this place.
   Before the time I did Lysander see,
   Seem'd Athens as a paradise to me:
   O, then, what graces in my love do dwell,
   That he hath turn'd a heaven unto a hell!

LYSANDER

   Helen, to you our minds we will unfold:
   To-morrow night, when Phoebe doth behold
   Her silver visage in the watery glass,
   Decking with liquid pearl the bladed grass,
   A time that lovers' flights doth still conceal,
   Through Athens' gates have we devised to steal.

HERMIA

   And in the wood, where often you and I
   Upon faint primrose-beds were wont to lie,
   Emptying our bosoms of their counsel sweet,
   There my Lysander and myself shall meet;
   And thence from Athens turn away our eyes,
   To seek new friends and stranger companies.
   Farewell, sweet playfellow: pray thou for us;
   And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius!
   Keep word, Lysander: we must starve our sight
   From lovers' food till morrow deep midnight.

LYSANDER

   I will, my Hermia.
   Exit HERMIA
   Helena, adieu:
   As you on him, Demetrius dote on you!
   Exit

HELENA

   How happy some o'er other some can be!
   Through Athens I am thought as fair as she.
   But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so;
   He will not know what all but he do know:
   And as he errs, doting on Hermia's eyes,
   So I, admiring of his qualities:
   Things base and vile, folding no quantity,
   Love can transpose to form and dignity:
   Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
   And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind:
   Nor hath Love's mind of any judgement taste;
   Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste:
   And therefore is Love said to be a child,
   Because in choice he is so oft beguiled.
   As waggish boys in game themselves forswear,
   So the boy Love is perjured every where:
   For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyne,
   He hail'd down oaths that he was only mine;
   And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt,
   So he dissolved, and showers of oaths did melt.
   I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight:
   Then to the wood will he to-morrow night
   Pursue her; and for this intelligence
   If I have thanks, it is a dear expense:
   But herein mean I to enrich my pain,
   To have his sight thither and back again.
   Exit

SCENE II. Athens. QUINCE'S house.

   Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING 

QUINCE

   Is all our company here?

BOTTOM

   You were best to call them generally, man by man,
   according to the scrip.

QUINCE

   Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
   thought fit, through all Athens, to play in our
   interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
   wedding-day at night.

BOTTOM

   First, good Peter Quince, say what the play treats
   on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
   to a point.

QUINCE

   Marry, our play is, The most lamentable comedy, and
   most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisby.

BOTTOM

   A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a
   merry. Now, good Peter Quince, call forth your
   actors by the scroll. Masters, spread yourselves.

QUINCE

   Answer as I call you. Nick Bottom, the weaver.

BOTTOM

   Ready. Name what part I am for, and proceed.

QUINCE

   You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus.

BOTTOM

   What is Pyramus? a lover, or a tyrant?

QUINCE

   A lover, that kills himself most gallant for love.

BOTTOM

   That will ask some tears in the true performing of
   it: if I do it, let the audience look to their
   eyes; I will move storms, I will condole in some
   measure. To the rest: yet my chief humour is for a
   tyrant: I could play Ercles rarely, or a part to
   tear a cat in, to make all split.
   The raging rocks
   And shivering shocks
   Shall break the locks
   Of prison gates;
   And Phibbus' car
   Shall shine from far
   And make and mar
   The foolish Fates.
   This was lofty! Now name the rest of the players.
   This is Ercles' vein, a tyrant's vein; a lover is
   more condoling.

QUINCE

   Francis Flute, the bellows-mender.

FLUTE

   Here, Peter Quince.

QUINCE

   Flute, you must take Thisby on you.

FLUTE

   What is Thisby? a wandering knight?

QUINCE

   It is the lady that Pyramus must love.

FLUTE

   Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.

QUINCE

   That's all one: you shall play it in a mask, and
   you may speak as small as you will.

BOTTOM

   An I may hide my face, let me play Thisby too, I'll
   speak in a monstrous little voice. 'Thisne,
   Thisne;' 'Ah, Pyramus, lover dear! thy Thisby dear,
   and lady dear!'

QUINCE

   No, no; you must play Pyramus: and, Flute, you Thisby.

BOTTOM

   Well, proceed.

QUINCE

   Robin Starveling, the tailor.

STARVELING

   Here, Peter Quince.

QUINCE

   Robin Starveling, you must play Thisby's mother.
   Tom Snout, the tinker.

SNOUT

   Here, Peter Quince.

QUINCE

   You, Pyramus' father: myself, Thisby's father:
   Snug, the joiner; you, the lion's part: and, I
   hope, here is a play fitted.

SNUG

   Have you the lion's part written? pray you, if it
   be, give it me, for I am slow of study.

QUINCE

   You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring.

BOTTOM

   Let me play the lion too: I will roar, that I will
   do any man's heart good to hear me; I will roar,
   that I will make the duke say 'Let him roar again,
   let him roar again.'

QUINCE

   An you should do it too terribly, you would fright
   the duchess and the ladies, that they would shriek;
   and that were enough to hang us all.

ALL

   That would hang us, every mother's son.

BOTTOM

   I grant you, friends, if that you should fright the
   ladies out of their wits, they would have no more
   discretion but to hang us: but I will aggravate my
   voice so that I will roar you as gently as any
   sucking dove; I will roar you an 'twere any
   nightingale.

QUINCE

   You can play no part but Pyramus; for Pyramus is a
   sweet-faced man; a proper man, as one shall see in a
   summer's day; a most lovely gentleman-like man:
   therefore you must needs play Pyramus.

BOTTOM

   Well, I will undertake it. What beard were I best
   to play it in?

QUINCE

   Why, what you will.

BOTTOM

   I will discharge it in either your straw-colour
   beard, your orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain
   beard, or your French-crown-colour beard, your
   perfect yellow.

QUINCE

   Some of your French crowns have no hair at all, and
   then you will play bare-faced. But, masters, here
   are your parts: and I am to entreat you, request
   you and desire you, to con them by to-morrow night;
   and meet me in the palace wood, a mile without the
   town, by moonlight; there will we rehearse, for if
   we meet in the city, we shall be dogged with
   company, and our devices known. In the meantime I
   will draw a bill of properties, such as our play
   wants. I pray you, fail me not.

BOTTOM

   We will meet; and there we may rehearse most
   obscenely and courageously. Take pains; be perfect: adieu.

QUINCE

   At the duke's oak we meet.

BOTTOM

   Enough; hold or cut bow-strings.
   Exeunt

ACT II SCENE I. A wood near Athens.

   Enter, from opposite sides, a Fairy, and PUCK 

PUCK

   How now, spirit! whither wander you?

Fairy

   Over hill, over dale,
   Thorough bush, thorough brier,
   Over park, over pale,
   Thorough flood, thorough fire,
   I do wander everywhere,
   Swifter than the moon's sphere;
   And I serve the fairy queen,
   To dew her orbs upon the green.
   The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
   In their gold coats spots you see;
   Those be rubies, fairy favours,
   In those freckles live their savours:
   I must go seek some dewdrops here
   And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
   Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
   Our queen and all our elves come here anon.

PUCK

   The king doth keep his revels here to-night:
   Take heed the queen come not within his sight;
   For Oberon is passing fell and wrath,
   Because that she as her attendant hath
   A lovely boy, stolen from an Indian king;
   She never had so sweet a changeling;
   And jealous Oberon would have the child
   Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild;
   But she perforce withholds the loved boy,
   Crowns him with flowers and makes him all her joy:
   And now they never meet in grove or green,
   By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen,
   But, they do square, that all their elves for fear
   Creep into acorn-cups and hide them there.

Fairy

   Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
   Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
   Call'd Robin Goodfellow: are not you he
   That frights the maidens of the villagery;
   Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern
   And bootless make the breathless housewife churn;
   And sometime make the drink to bear no barm;
   Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm?
   Those that Hobgoblin call you and sweet Puck,
   You do their work, and they shall have good luck:
   Are not you he?

PUCK

   Thou speak'st aright;
   I am that merry wanderer of the night.
   I jest to Oberon and make him smile
   When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
   Neighing in likeness of a filly foal:
   And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
   In very likeness of a roasted crab,
   And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
   And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale.
   The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
   Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
   Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
   And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
   And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,
   And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear
   A merrier hour was never wasted there.
   But, room, fairy! here comes Oberon.

Fairy

   And here my mistress. Would that he were gone!
   Enter, from one side, OBERON, with his train; from the other, TITANIA, with hers

OBERON

   Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.

TITANIA

   What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence:
   I have forsworn his bed and company.

OBERON

   Tarry, rash wanton: am not I thy lord?

TITANIA

   Then I must be thy lady: but I know
   When thou hast stolen away from fairy land,
   And in the shape of Corin sat all day,
   Playing on pipes of corn and versing love
   To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here,
   Come from the farthest Steppe of India?
   But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon,
   Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love,
   To Theseus must be wedded, and you come
   To give their bed joy and prosperity.

OBERON

   How canst thou thus for shame, Titania,
   Glance at my credit with Hippolyta,
   Knowing I know thy love to Theseus?
   Didst thou not lead him through the glimmering night
   From Perigenia, whom he ravished?
   And make him with fair AEgle break his faith,
   With Ariadne and Antiopa?

TITANIA

   These are the forgeries of jealousy:
   And never, since the middle summer's spring,
   Met we on hill, in dale, forest or mead,
   By paved fountain or by rushy brook,
   Or in the beached margent of the sea,
   To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind,
   But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport.
   Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain,
   As in revenge, have suck'd up from the sea
   Contagious fogs; which falling in the land
   Have every pelting river made so proud
   That they have overborne their continents:
   The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain,
   The ploughman lost his sweat, and the green corn
   Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard;
   The fold stands empty in the drowned field,
   And crows are fatted with the murrion flock;
   The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud,
   And the quaint mazes in the wanton green
   For lack of tread are undistinguishable:
   The human mortals want their winter here;
   No night is now with hymn or carol blest:
   Therefore the moon, the governess of floods,
   Pale in her anger, washes all the air,
   That rheumatic diseases do abound:
   And thorough this distemperature we see
   The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts
   Far in the fresh lap of the crimson rose,
   And on old Hiems' thin and icy crown
   An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds
   Is, as in mockery, set: the spring, the summer,
   The childing autumn, angry winter, change
   Their wonted liveries, and the mazed world,
   By their increase, now knows not which is which:
   And this same progeny of evils comes
   From our debate, from our dissension;
   We are their parents and original.

OBERON

   Do you amend it then; it lies in you:
   Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
   I do but beg a little changeling boy,
   To be my henchman.

TITANIA

   Set your heart at rest:
   The fairy land buys not the child of me.
   His mother was a votaress of my order:
   And, in the spiced Indian air, by night,
   Full often hath she gossip'd by my side,
   And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands,
   Marking the embarked traders on the flood,
   When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive
   And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind;
   Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait
   Following,--her womb then rich with my young squire,--
   Would imitate, and sail upon the land,
   To fetch me trifles, and return again,
   As from a voyage, rich with merchandise.
   But she, being mortal, of that boy did die;
   And for her sake do I rear up her boy,
   And for her sake I will not part with him.

OBERON

   How long within this wood intend you stay?

TITANIA

   Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day.
   If you will patiently dance in our round
   And see our moonlight revels, go with us;
   If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts.

OBERON

   Give me that boy, and I will go with thee.

TITANIA

   Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away!
   We shall chide downright, if I longer stay.
   Exit TITANIA with her train

OBERON

   Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from this grove
   Till I torment thee for this injury.
   My gentle Puck, come hither. Thou rememberest
   Since once I sat upon a promontory,
   And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back
   Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath
   That the rude sea grew civil at her song
   And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
   To hear the sea-maid's music.

PUCK

   I remember.

OBERON

   That very time I saw, but thou couldst not,
   Flying between the cold moon and the earth,
   Cupid all arm'd: a certain aim he took
   At a fair vestal throned by the west,
   And loosed his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
   As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts;
   But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft
   Quench'd in the chaste beams of the watery moon,
   And the imperial votaress passed on,
   In maiden meditation, fancy-free.
   Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell:
   It fell upon a little western flower,
   Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound,
   And maidens call it love-in-idleness.
   Fetch me that flower; the herb I shew'd thee once:
   The juice of it on sleeping eye-lids laid
   Will make or man or woman madly dote
   Upon the next live creature that it sees.
   Fetch me this herb; and be thou here again
   Ere the leviathan can swim a league.

PUCK

   I'll put a girdle round about the earth
   In forty minutes.
   Exit

OBERON

   Having once this juice,
   I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,
   And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
   The next thing then she waking looks upon,
   Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
   On meddling monkey, or on busy ape,
   She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
   And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
   As I can take it with another herb,
   I'll make her render up her page to me.
   But who comes here? I am invisible;
   And I will overhear their conference.
   Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA, following him

DEMETRIUS

   I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
   Where is Lysander and fair Hermia?
   The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me.
   Thou told'st me they were stolen unto this wood;
   And here am I, and wode within this wood,
   Because I cannot meet my Hermia.
   Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more.

HELENA

   You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant;
   But yet you draw not iron, for my heart
   Is true as steel: leave you your power to draw,
   And I shall have no power to follow you.

DEMETRIUS

   Do I entice you? do I speak you fair?
   Or, rather, do I not in plainest truth
   Tell you, I do not, nor I cannot love you?

HELENA

   And even for that do I love you the more.
   I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
   The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
   Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
   Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
   Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
   What worser place can I beg in your love,--
   And yet a place of high respect with me,--
   Than to be used as you use your dog?

DEMETRIUS

   Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit;
   For I am sick when I do look on thee.

HELENA

   And I am sick when I look not on you.

DEMETRIUS

   You do impeach your modesty too much,
   To leave the city and commit yourself
   Into the hands of one that loves you not;
   To trust the opportunity of night
   And the ill counsel of a desert place
   With the rich worth of your virginity.

HELENA

   Your virtue is my privilege: for that
   It is not night when I do see your face,
   Therefore I think I am not in the night;
   Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company,
   For you in my respect are all the world:
   Then how can it be said I am alone,
   When all the world is here to look on me?

DEMETRIUS

   I'll run from thee and hide me in the brakes,
   And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts.

HELENA

   The wildest hath not such a heart as you.
   Run when you will, the story shall be changed:
   Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase;
   The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind
   Makes speed to catch the tiger; bootless speed,
   When cowardice pursues and valour flies.

DEMETRIUS

   I will not stay thy questions; let me go:
   Or, if thou follow me, do not believe
   But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.

HELENA

   Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field,
   You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius!
   Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex:
   We cannot fight for love, as men may do;
   We should be wood and were not made to woo.
   Exit DEMETRIUS
   I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,
   To die upon the hand I love so well.
   Exit

OBERON

   Fare thee well, nymph: ere he do leave this grove,
   Thou shalt fly him and he shall seek thy love.
   Re-enter PUCK
   Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer.

PUCK

   Ay, there it is.

OBERON

   I pray thee, give it me.
   I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
   Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
   Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
   With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine:
   There sleeps Titania sometime of the night,
   Lull'd in these flowers with dances and delight;
   And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin,
   Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in:
   And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes,
   And make her full of hateful fantasies.
   Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove:
   A sweet Athenian lady is in love
   With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes;
   But do it when the next thing he espies
   May be the lady: thou shalt know the man
   By the Athenian garments he hath on.
   Effect it with some care, that he may prove
   More fond on her than she upon her love:
   And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.

PUCK

   Fear not, my lord, your servant shall do so.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. Another part of the wood.

   Enter TITANIA, with her train 

TITANIA

   Come, now a roundel and a fairy song;
   Then, for the third part of a minute, hence;
   Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds,
   Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings,
   To make my small elves coats, and some keep back
   The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders
   At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep;
   Then to your offices and let me rest.
   The Fairies sing
   You spotted snakes with double tongue,
   Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen;
   Newts and blind-worms, do no wrong,
   Come not near our fairy queen.
   Philomel, with melody
   Sing in our sweet lullaby;
   Lulla, lulla, lullaby, lulla, lulla, lullaby:
   Never harm,
   Nor spell nor charm,
   Come our lovely lady nigh;
   So, good night, with lullaby.
   Weaving spiders, come not here;
   Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence!
   Beetles black, approach not near;
   Worm nor snail, do no offence.
   Philomel, with melody, & c.

Fairy

   Hence, away! now all is well:
   One aloof stand sentinel.
   Exeunt Fairies. TITANIA sleeps
   Enter OBERON and squeezes the flower on TITANIA's eyelids

OBERON

   What thou seest when thou dost wake,
   Do it for thy true-love take,
   Love and languish for his sake:
   Be it ounce, or cat, or bear,
   Pard, or boar with bristled hair,
   In thy eye that shall appear
   When thou wakest, it is thy dear:
   Wake when some vile thing is near.
   Exit
   Enter LYSANDER and HERMIA

LYSANDER

   Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood;
   And to speak troth, I have forgot our way:
   We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good,
   And tarry for the comfort of the day.

HERMIA

   Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed;
   For I upon this bank will rest my head.

LYSANDER

   One turf shall serve as pillow for us both;
   One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one troth.

HERMIA

   Nay, good Lysander; for my sake, my dear,
   Lie further off yet, do not lie so near.

LYSANDER

   O, take the sense, sweet, of my innocence!
   Love takes the meaning in love's conference.
   I mean, that my heart unto yours is knit
   So that but one heart we can make of it;
   Two bosoms interchained with an oath;
   So then two bosoms and a single troth.
   Then by your side no bed-room me deny;
   For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie.

HERMIA

   Lysander riddles very prettily:
   Now much beshrew my manners and my pride,
   If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied.
   But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy
   Lie further off; in human modesty,
   Such separation as may well be said
   Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid,
   So far be distant; and, good night, sweet friend:
   Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end!

LYSANDER

   Amen, amen, to that fair prayer, say I;
   And then end life when I end loyalty!
   Here is my bed: sleep give thee all his rest!

HERMIA

   With half that wish the wisher's eyes be press'd!
   They sleep
   Enter PUCK

PUCK

   Through the forest have I gone.
   But Athenian found I none,
   On whose eyes I might approve
   This flower's force in stirring love.
   Night and silence.--Who is here?
   Weeds of Athens he doth wear:
   This is he, my master said,
   Despised the Athenian maid;
   And here the maiden, sleeping sound,
   On the dank and dirty ground.
   Pretty soul! she durst not lie
   Near this lack-love, this kill-courtesy.
   Churl, upon thy eyes I throw
   All the power this charm doth owe.
   When thou wakest, let love forbid
   Sleep his seat on thy eyelid:
   So awake when I am gone;
   For I must now to Oberon.
   Exit
   Enter DEMETRIUS and HELENA, running

HELENA

   Stay, though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius.

DEMETRIUS

   I charge thee, hence, and do not haunt me thus.

HELENA

   O, wilt thou darkling leave me? do not so.

DEMETRIUS

   Stay, on thy peril: I alone will go.
   Exit

HELENA

   O, I am out of breath in this fond chase!
   The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace.
   Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies;
   For she hath blessed and attractive eyes.
   How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears:
   If so, my eyes are oftener wash'd than hers.
   No, no, I am as ugly as a bear;
   For beasts that meet me run away for fear:
   Therefore no marvel though Demetrius
   Do, as a monster fly my presence thus.
   What wicked and dissembling glass of mine
   Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne?
   But who is here? Lysander! on the ground!
   Dead? or asleep? I see no blood, no wound.
   Lysander if you live, good sir, awake.

LYSANDER

   [Awaking] And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake.
   Transparent Helena! Nature shows art,
   That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart.
   Where is Demetrius? O, how fit a word
   Is that vile name to perish on my sword!

HELENA

   Do not say so, Lysander; say not so
   What though he love your Hermia? Lord, what though?
   Yet Hermia still loves you: then be content.

LYSANDER

   Content with Hermia! No; I do repent
   The tedious minutes I with her have spent.
   Not Hermia but Helena I love:
   Who will not change a raven for a dove?
   The will of man is by his reason sway'd;
   And reason says you are the worthier maid.
   Things growing are not ripe until their season
   So I, being young, till now ripe not to reason;
   And touching now the point of human skill,
   Reason becomes the marshal to my will
   And leads me to your eyes, where I o'erlook
   Love's stories written in love's richest book.

HELENA

   Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born?
   When at your hands did I deserve this scorn?
   Is't not enough, is't not enough, young man,
   That I did never, no, nor never can,
   Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye,
   But you must flout my insufficiency?
   Good troth, you do me wrong, good sooth, you do,
   In such disdainful manner me to woo.
   But fare you well: perforce I must confess
   I thought you lord of more true gentleness.
   O, that a lady, of one man refused.
   Should of another therefore be abused!
   Exit

LYSANDER

   She sees not Hermia. Hermia, sleep thou there:
   And never mayst thou come Lysander near!
   For as a surfeit of the sweetest things
   The deepest loathing to the stomach brings,
   Or as tie heresies that men do leave
   Are hated most of those they did deceive,
   So thou, my surfeit and my heresy,
   Of all be hated, but the most of me!
   And, all my powers, address your love and might
   To honour Helen and to be her knight!
   Exit

HERMIA

   [Awaking] Help me, Lysander, help me! do thy best
   To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast!
   Ay me, for pity! what a dream was here!
   Lysander, look how I do quake with fear:
   Methought a serpent eat my heart away,
   And you sat smiling at his cruel pray.
   Lysander! what, removed? Lysander! lord!
   What, out of hearing? gone? no sound, no word?
   Alack, where are you speak, an if you hear;
   Speak, of all loves! I swoon almost with fear.
   No? then I well perceive you all not nigh
   Either death or you I'll find immediately.
   Exit

ACT III SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

   Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING 

BOTTOM

   Are we all met?

QUINCE

   Pat, pat; and here's a marvellous convenient place
   for our rehearsal. This green plot shall be our
   stage, this hawthorn-brake our tiring-house; and we
   will do it in action as we will do it before the duke.

BOTTOM

   Peter Quince,--

QUINCE

   What sayest thou, bully Bottom?

BOTTOM

   There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and
   Thisby that will never please. First, Pyramus must
   draw a sword to kill himself; which the ladies
   cannot abide. How answer you that?

SNOUT

   By'r lakin, a parlous fear.

STARVELING

   I believe we must leave the killing out, when all is done.

BOTTOM

   Not a whit: I have a device to make all well.
   Write me a prologue; and let the prologue seem to
   say, we will do no harm with our swords, and that
   Pyramus is not killed indeed; and, for the more
   better assurance, tell them that I, Pyramus, am not
   Pyramus, but Bottom the weaver: this will put them
   out of fear.

QUINCE

   Well, we will have such a prologue; and it shall be
   written in eight and six.

BOTTOM

   No, make it two more; let it be written in eight and eight.

SNOUT

   Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion?

STARVELING

   I fear it, I promise you.

BOTTOM

   Masters, you ought to consider with yourselves: to
   bring in--God shield us!--a lion among ladies, is a
   most dreadful thing; for there is not a more fearful
   wild-fowl than your lion living; and we ought to
   look to 't.

SNOUT

   Therefore another prologue must tell he is not a lion.

BOTTOM

   Nay, you must name his name, and half his face must
   be seen through the lion's neck: and he himself
   must speak through, saying thus, or to the same
   defect,--'Ladies,'--or 'Fair-ladies--I would wish
   You,'--or 'I would request you,'--or 'I would
   entreat you,--not to fear, not to tremble: my life
   for yours. If you think I come hither as a lion, it
   were pity of my life: no I am no such thing; I am a
   man as other men are;' and there indeed let him name
   his name, and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner.

QUINCE

   Well it shall be so. But there is two hard things;
   that is, to bring the moonlight into a chamber; for,
   you know, Pyramus and Thisby meet by moonlight.

SNOUT

   Doth the moon shine that night we play our play?

BOTTOM

   A calendar, a calendar! look in the almanac; find
   out moonshine, find out moonshine.

QUINCE

   Yes, it doth shine that night.

BOTTOM

   Why, then may you leave a casement of the great
   chamber window, where we play, open, and the moon
   may shine in at the casement.

QUINCE

   Ay; or else one must come in with a bush of thorns
   and a lanthorn, and say he comes to disfigure, or to
   present, the person of Moonshine. Then, there is
   another thing: we must have a wall in the great
   chamber; for Pyramus and Thisby says the story, did
   talk through the chink of a wall.

SNOUT

   You can never bring in a wall. What say you, Bottom?

BOTTOM

   Some man or other must present Wall: and let him
   have some plaster, or some loam, or some rough-cast
   about him, to signify wall; and let him hold his
   fingers thus, and through that cranny shall Pyramus
   and Thisby whisper.

QUINCE

   If that may be, then all is well. Come, sit down,
   every mother's son, and rehearse your parts.
   Pyramus, you begin: when you have spoken your
   speech, enter into that brake: and so every one
   according to his cue.
   Enter PUCK behind

PUCK

   What hempen home-spuns have we swaggering here,
   So near the cradle of the fairy queen?
   What, a play toward! I'll be an auditor;
   An actor too, perhaps, if I see cause.

QUINCE

   Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth.

BOTTOM

   Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet,--

QUINCE

   Odours, odours.

BOTTOM

   --odours savours sweet:
   So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear.
   But hark, a voice! stay thou but here awhile,
   And by and by I will to thee appear.
   Exit

PUCK

   A stranger Pyramus than e'er played here.
   Exit

FLUTE

   Must I speak now?

QUINCE

   Ay, marry, must you; for you must understand he goes
   but to see a noise that he heard, and is to come again.

FLUTE

   Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue,
   Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier,
   Most brisky juvenal and eke most lovely Jew,
   As true as truest horse that yet would never tire,
   I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.

QUINCE

   'Ninus' tomb,' man: why, you must not speak that
   yet; that you answer to Pyramus: you speak all your
   part at once, cues and all Pyramus enter: your cue
   is past; it is, 'never tire.'

FLUTE

   O,--As true as truest horse, that yet would
   never tire.
   Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head

BOTTOM

   If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine.

QUINCE

   O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted. Pray,
   masters! fly, masters! Help!
   Exeunt QUINCE, SNUG, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING

PUCK

   I'll follow you, I'll lead you about a round,
   Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier:
   Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound,
   A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
   And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
   Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.
   Exit

BOTTOM

   Why do they run away? this is a knavery of them to
   make me afeard.
   Re-enter SNOUT

SNOUT

   O Bottom, thou art changed! what do I see on thee?

BOTTOM

   What do you see? you see an asshead of your own, do
   you?
   Exit SNOUT
   Re-enter QUINCE

QUINCE

   Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee! thou art
   translated.
   Exit

BOTTOM

   I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me;
   to fright me, if they could. But I will not stir
   from this place, do what they can: I will walk up
   and down here, and I will sing, that they shall hear
   I am not afraid.
   Sings
   The ousel cock so black of hue,
   With orange-tawny bill,
   The throstle with his note so true,
   The wren with little quill,--

TITANIA

   [Awaking] What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?

BOTTOM

   [Sings]
   The finch, the sparrow and the lark,
   The plain-song cuckoo gray,
   Whose note full many a man doth mark,
   And dares not answer nay;--
   for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish
   a bird? who would give a bird the lie, though he cry
   'cuckoo' never so?

TITANIA

   I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again:
   Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note;
   So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape;
   And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me
   On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.

BOTTOM

   Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason
   for that: and yet, to say the truth, reason and
   love keep little company together now-a-days; the
   more the pity that some honest neighbours will not
   make them friends. Nay, I can gleek upon occasion.

TITANIA

   Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.

BOTTOM

   Not so, neither: but if I had wit enough to get out
   of this wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn.

TITANIA

   Out of this wood do not desire to go:
   Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
   I am a spirit of no common rate;
   The summer still doth tend upon my state;
   And I do love thee: therefore, go with me;
   I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee,
   And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep,
   And sing while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep;
   And I will purge thy mortal grossness so
   That thou shalt like an airy spirit go.
   Peaseblossom! Cobweb! Moth! and Mustardseed!
   Enter PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, and MUSTARDSEED

PEASEBLOSSOM

   Ready.

COBWEB

   And I.

MOTH

   And I.

MUSTARDSEED

   And I.

ALL

   Where shall we go?

TITANIA

   Be kind and courteous to this gentleman;
   Hop in his walks and gambol in his eyes;
   Feed him with apricocks and dewberries,
   With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries;
   The honey-bags steal from the humble-bees,
   And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs
   And light them at the fiery glow-worm's eyes,
   To have my love to bed and to arise;
   And pluck the wings from Painted butterflies
   To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes:
   Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies.

PEASEBLOSSOM

   Hail, mortal!

COBWEB

   Hail!

MOTH

   Hail!

MUSTARDSEED

   Hail!

BOTTOM

   I cry your worship's mercy, heartily: I beseech your
   worship's name.

COBWEB

   Cobweb.

BOTTOM

   I shall desire you of more acquaintance, good Master
   Cobweb: if I cut my finger, I shall make bold with
   you. Your name, honest gentleman?

PEASEBLOSSOM

   Peaseblossom.

BOTTOM

   I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your
   mother, and to Master Peascod, your father. Good
   Master Peaseblossom, I shall desire you of more
   acquaintance too. Your name, I beseech you, sir?

MUSTARDSEED

   Mustardseed.

BOTTOM

   Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well:
   that same cowardly, giant-like ox-beef hath
   devoured many a gentleman of your house: I promise
   you your kindred had made my eyes water ere now. I
   desire your more acquaintance, good Master
   Mustardseed.

TITANIA

   Come, wait upon him; lead him to my bower.
   The moon methinks looks with a watery eye;
   And when she weeps, weeps every little flower,
   Lamenting some enforced chastity.
   Tie up my love's tongue bring him silently.
   Exeunt

SCENE II. Another part of the wood.

   Enter OBERON 

OBERON

   I wonder if Titania be awaked;
   Then, what it was that next came in her eye,
   Which she must dote on in extremity.
   Enter PUCK
   Here comes my messenger.
   How now, mad spirit!
   What night-rule now about this haunted grove?

PUCK

   My mistress with a monster is in love.
   Near to her close and consecrated bower,
   While she was in her dull and sleeping hour,
   A crew of patches, rude mechanicals,
   That work for bread upon Athenian stalls,
   Were met together to rehearse a play
   Intended for great Theseus' nuptial-day.
   The shallowest thick-skin of that barren sort,
   Who Pyramus presented, in their sport
   Forsook his scene and enter'd in a brake
   When I did him at this advantage take,
   An ass's nole I fixed on his head:
   Anon his Thisbe must be answered,
   And forth my mimic comes. When they him spy,
   As wild geese that the creeping fowler eye,
   Or russet-pated choughs, many in sort,
   Rising and cawing at the gun's report,
   Sever themselves and madly sweep the sky,
   So, at his sight, away his fellows fly;
   And, at our stamp, here o'er and o'er one falls;
   He murder cries and help from Athens calls.
   Their sense thus weak, lost with their fears
   thus strong,
   Made senseless things begin to do them wrong;
   For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch;
   Some sleeves, some hats, from yielders all
   things catch.
   I led them on in this distracted fear,
   And left sweet Pyramus translated there:
   When in that moment, so it came to pass,
   Titania waked and straightway loved an ass.

OBERON

   This falls out better than I could devise.
   But hast thou yet latch'd the Athenian's eyes
   With the love-juice, as I did bid thee do?

PUCK

   I took him sleeping,--that is finish'd too,--
   And the Athenian woman by his side:
   That, when he waked, of force she must be eyed.
   Enter HERMIA and DEMETRIUS

OBERON

   Stand close: this is the same Athenian.

PUCK

   This is the woman, but not this the man.

DEMETRIUS

   O, why rebuke you him that loves you so?
   Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe.

HERMIA

   Now I but chide; but I should use thee worse,
   For thou, I fear, hast given me cause to curse,
   If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep,
   Being o'er shoes in blood, plunge in the deep,
   And kill me too.
   The sun was not so true unto the day
   As he to me: would he have stolen away
   From sleeping Hermia? I'll believe as soon
   This whole earth may be bored and that the moon
   May through the centre creep and so displease
   Her brother's noontide with Antipodes.
   It cannot be but thou hast murder'd him;
   So should a murderer look, so dead, so grim.

DEMETRIUS

   So should the murder'd look, and so should I,
   Pierced through the heart with your stern cruelty:
   Yet you, the murderer, look as bright, as clear,
   As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere.

HERMIA

   What's this to my Lysander? where is he?
   Ah, good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me?

DEMETRIUS

   I had rather give his carcass to my hounds.

HERMIA

   Out, dog! out, cur! thou drivest me past the bounds
   Of maiden's patience. Hast thou slain him, then?
   Henceforth be never number'd among men!
   O, once tell true, tell true, even for my sake!
   Durst thou have look'd upon him being awake,
   And hast thou kill'd him sleeping? O brave touch!
   Could not a worm, an adder, do so much?
   An adder did it; for with doubler tongue
   Than thine, thou serpent, never adder stung.

DEMETRIUS

   You spend your passion on a misprised mood:
   I am not guilty of Lysander's blood;
   Nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell.

HERMIA

   I pray thee, tell me then that he is well.

DEMETRIUS

   An if I could, what should I get therefore?

HERMIA

   A privilege never to see me more.
   And from thy hated presence part I so:
   See me no more, whether he be dead or no.
   Exit

DEMETRIUS

   There is no following her in this fierce vein:
   Here therefore for a while I will remain.
   So sorrow's heaviness doth heavier grow
   For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe:
   Which now in some slight measure it will pay,
   If for his tender here I make some stay.
   Lies down and sleeps

OBERON

   What hast thou done? thou hast mistaken quite
   And laid the love-juice on some true-love's sight:
   Of thy misprision must perforce ensue
   Some true love turn'd and not a false turn'd true.

PUCK

   Then fate o'er-rules, that, one man holding troth,
   A million fail, confounding oath on oath.

OBERON

   About the wood go swifter than the wind,
   And Helena of Athens look thou find:
   All fancy-sick she is and pale of cheer,
   With sighs of love, that costs the fresh blood dear:
   By some illusion see thou bring her here:
   I'll charm his eyes against she do appear.

PUCK

   I go, I go; look how I go,
   Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow.
   Exit

OBERON

   Flower of this purple dye,
   Hit with Cupid's archery,
   Sink in apple of his eye.
   When his love he doth espy,
   Let her shine as gloriously
   As the Venus of the sky.
   When thou wakest, if she be by,
   Beg of her for remedy.
   Re-enter PUCK

PUCK

   Captain of our fairy band,
   Helena is here at hand;
   And the youth, mistook by me,
   Pleading for a lover's fee.
   Shall we their fond pageant see?
   Lord, what fools these mortals be!

OBERON

   Stand aside: the noise they make
   Will cause Demetrius to awake.

PUCK

   Then will two at once woo one;
   That must needs be sport alone;
   And those things do best please me
   That befal preposterously.
   Enter LYSANDER and HELENA

LYSANDER

   Why should you think that I should woo in scorn?
   Scorn and derision never come in tears:
   Look, when I vow, I weep; and vows so born,
   In their nativity all truth appears.
   How can these things in me seem scorn to you,
   Bearing the badge of faith, to prove them true?

HELENA

   You do advance your cunning more and more.
   When truth kills truth, O devilish-holy fray!
   These vows are Hermia's: will you give her o'er?
   Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh:
   Your vows to her and me, put in two scales,
   Will even weigh, and both as light as tales.

LYSANDER

   I had no judgment when to her I swore.

HELENA

   Nor none, in my mind, now you give her o'er.

LYSANDER

   Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you.

DEMETRIUS

   [Awaking] O Helena, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine!
   To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?
   Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show
   Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow!
   That pure congealed white, high Taurus snow,
   Fann'd with the eastern wind, turns to a crow
   When thou hold'st up thy hand: O, let me kiss
   This princess of pure white, this seal of bliss!

HELENA

   O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent
   To set against me for your merriment:
   If you we re civil and knew courtesy,
   You would not do me thus much injury.
   Can you not hate me, as I know you do,
   But you must join in souls to mock me too?
   If you were men, as men you are in show,
   You would not use a gentle lady so;
   To vow, and swear, and superpraise my parts,
   When I am sure you hate me with your hearts.
   You both are rivals, and love Hermia;
   And now both rivals, to mock Helena:
   A trim exploit, a manly enterprise,
   To conjure tears up in a poor maid's eyes
   With your derision! none of noble sort
   Would so offend a virgin, and extort
   A poor soul's patience, all to make you sport.

LYSANDER

   You are unkind, Demetrius; be not so;
   For you love Hermia; this you know I know:
   And here, with all good will, with all my heart,
   In Hermia's love I yield you up my part;
   And yours of Helena to me bequeath,
   Whom I do love and will do till my death.

HELENA

   Never did mockers waste more idle breath.

DEMETRIUS

   Lysander, keep thy Hermia; I will none:
   If e'er I loved her, all that love is gone.
   My heart to her but as guest-wise sojourn'd,
   And now to Helen is it home return'd,
   There to remain.

LYSANDER

   Helen, it is not so.

DEMETRIUS

   Disparage not the faith thou dost not know,
   Lest, to thy peril, thou aby it dear.
   Look, where thy love comes; yonder is thy dear.
   Re-enter HERMIA

HERMIA

   Dark night, that from the eye his function takes,
   The ear more quick of apprehension makes;
   Wherein it doth impair the seeing sense,
   It pays the hearing double recompense.
   Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander, found;
   Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to thy sound
   But why unkindly didst thou leave me so?

LYSANDER

   Why should he stay, whom love doth press to go?

HERMIA

   What love could press Lysander from my side?

LYSANDER

   Lysander's love, that would not let him bide,
   Fair Helena, who more engilds the night
   Than all you fiery oes and eyes of light.
   Why seek'st thou me? could not this make thee know,
   The hate I bear thee made me leave thee so?

HERMIA

   You speak not as you think: it cannot be.

HELENA

   Lo, she is one of this confederacy!
   Now I perceive they have conjoin'd all three
   To fashion this false sport, in spite of me.
   Injurious Hermia! most ungrateful maid!
   Have you conspired, have you with these contrived
   To bait me with this foul derision?
   Is all the counsel that we two have shared,
   The sisters' vows, the hours that we have spent,
   When we have chid the hasty-footed time
   For parting us,--O, is it all forgot?
   All school-days' friendship, childhood innocence?
   We, Hermia, like two artificial gods,
   Have with our needles created both one flower,
   Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion,
   Both warbling of one song, both in one key,
   As if our hands, our sides, voices and minds,
   Had been incorporate. So we grow together,
   Like to a double cherry, seeming parted,
   But yet an union in partition;
   Two lovely berries moulded on one stem;
   So, with two seeming bodies, but one heart;
   Two of the first, like coats in heraldry,
   Due but to one and crowned with one crest.
   And will you rent our ancient love asunder,
   To join with men in scorning your poor friend?
   It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly:
   Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it,
   Though I alone do feel the injury.

HERMIA

   I am amazed at your passionate words.
   I scorn you not: it seems that you scorn me.

HELENA

   Have you not set Lysander, as in scorn,
   To follow me and praise my eyes and face?
   And made your other love, Demetrius,
   Who even but now did spurn me with his foot,
   To call me goddess, nymph, divine and rare,
   Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this
   To her he hates? and wherefore doth Lysander
   Deny your love, so rich within his soul,
   And tender me, forsooth, affection,
   But by your setting on, by your consent?
   What thought I be not so in grace as you,
   So hung upon with love, so fortunate,
   But miserable most, to love unloved?
   This you should pity rather than despise.

HERNIA

   I understand not what you mean by this.

HELENA

   Ay, do, persever, counterfeit sad looks,
   Make mouths upon me when I turn my back;
   Wink each at other; hold the sweet jest up:
   This sport, well carried, shall be chronicled.
   If you have any pity, grace, or manners,
   You would not make me such an argument.
   But fare ye well: 'tis partly my own fault;
   Which death or absence soon shall remedy.

LYSANDER

   Stay, gentle Helena; hear my excuse:
   My love, my life my soul, fair Helena!

HELENA

   O excellent!

HERMIA

   Sweet, do not scorn her so.

DEMETRIUS

   If she cannot entreat, I can compel.

LYSANDER

   Thou canst compel no more than she entreat:
   Thy threats have no more strength than her weak prayers.
   Helen, I love thee; by my life, I do:
   I swear by that which I will lose for thee,
   To prove him false that says I love thee not.

DEMETRIUS

   I say I love thee more than he can do.

LYSANDER

   If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it too.

DEMETRIUS

   Quick, come!

HERMIA

   Lysander, whereto tends all this?

LYSANDER

   Away, you Ethiope!

DEMETRIUS

   No, no; he'll [ ]
   Seem to break loose; take on as you would follow,
   But yet come not: you are a tame man, go!

LYSANDER

   Hang off, thou cat, thou burr! vile thing, let loose,
   Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent!

HERMIA

   Why are you grown so rude? what change is this?
   Sweet love,--

LYSANDER

   Thy love! out, tawny Tartar, out!
   Out, loathed medicine! hated potion, hence!

HERMIA

   Do you not jest?

HELENA

   Yes, sooth; and so do you.

LYSANDER

   Demetrius, I will keep my word with thee.

DEMETRIUS

   I would I had your bond, for I perceive
   A weak bond holds you: I'll not trust your word.

LYSANDER

   What, should I hurt her, strike her, kill her dead?
   Although I hate her, I'll not harm her so.

HERMIA

   What, can you do me greater harm than hate?
   Hate me! wherefore? O me! what news, my love!
   Am not I Hermia? are not you Lysander?
   I am as fair now as I was erewhile.
   Since night you loved me; yet since night you left
   me:
   Why, then you left me--O, the gods forbid!--
   In earnest, shall I say?

LYSANDER

   Ay, by my life;
   And never did desire to see thee more.
   Therefore be out of hope, of question, of doubt;
   Be certain, nothing truer; 'tis no jest
   That I do hate thee and love Helena.

HERMIA

   O me! you juggler! you canker-blossom!
   You thief of love! what, have you come by night
   And stolen my love's heart from him?

HELENA

   Fine, i'faith!
   Have you no modesty, no maiden shame,
   No touch of bashfulness? What, will you tear
   Impatient answers from my gentle tongue?
   Fie, fie! you counterfeit, you puppet, you!

HERMIA

   Puppet? why so? ay, that way goes the game.
   Now I perceive that she hath made compare
   Between our statures; she hath urged her height;
   And with her personage, her tall personage,
   Her height, forsooth, she hath prevail'd with him.
   And are you grown so high in his esteem;
   Because I am so dwarfish and so low?
   How low am I, thou painted maypole? speak;
   How low am I? I am not yet so low
   But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.

HELENA

   I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen,
   Let her not hurt me: I was never curst;
   I have no gift at all in shrewishness;
   I am a right maid for my cowardice:
   Let her not strike me. You perhaps may think,
   Because she is something lower than myself,
   That I can match her.

HERMIA

   Lower! hark, again.

HELENA

   Good Hermia, do not be so bitter with me.
   I evermore did love you, Hermia,
   Did ever keep your counsels, never wrong'd you;
   Save that, in love unto Demetrius,
   I told him of your stealth unto this wood.
   He follow'd you; for love I follow'd him;
   But he hath chid me hence and threaten'd me
   To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too:
   And now, so you will let me quiet go,
   To Athens will I bear my folly back
   And follow you no further: let me go:
   You see how simple and how fond I am.

HERMIA

   Why, get you gone: who is't that hinders you?

HELENA

   A foolish heart, that I leave here behind.

HERMIA

   What, with Lysander?

HELENA

   With Demetrius.

LYSANDER

   Be not afraid; she shall not harm thee, Helena.

DEMETRIUS

   No, sir, she shall not, though you take her part.

HELENA

   O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd!
   She was a vixen when she went to school;
   And though she be but little, she is fierce.

HERMIA

   'Little' again! nothing but 'low' and 'little'!
   Why will you suffer her to flout me thus?
   Let me come to her.

LYSANDER

   Get you gone, you dwarf;
   You minimus, of hindering knot-grass made;
   You bead, you acorn.

DEMETRIUS

   You are too officious
   In her behalf that scorns your services.
   Let her alone: speak not of Helena;
   Take not her part; for, if thou dost intend
   Never so little show of love to her,
   Thou shalt aby it.

LYSANDER

   Now she holds me not;
   Now follow, if thou darest, to try whose right,
   Of thine or mine, is most in Helena.

DEMETRIUS

   Follow! nay, I'll go with thee, cheek by jole.
   Exeunt LYSANDER and DEMETRIUS

HERMIA

   You, mistress, all this coil is 'long of you:
   Nay, go not back.

HELENA

   I will not trust you, I,
   Nor longer stay in your curst company.
   Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray,
   My legs are longer though, to run away.
   Exit

HERMIA

   I am amazed, and know not what to say.
   Exit

OBERON

   This is thy negligence: still thou mistakest,
   Or else committ'st thy knaveries wilfully.

PUCK

   Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook.
   Did not you tell me I should know the man
   By the Athenian garment be had on?
   And so far blameless proves my enterprise,
   That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes;
   And so far am I glad it so did sort
   As this their jangling I esteem a sport.

OBERON

   Thou see'st these lovers seek a place to fight:
   Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night;
   The starry welkin cover thou anon
   With drooping fog as black as Acheron,
   And lead these testy rivals so astray
   As one come not within another's way.
   Like to Lysander sometime frame thy tongue,
   Then stir Demetrius up with bitter wrong;
   And sometime rail thou like Demetrius;
   And from each other look thou lead them thus,
   Till o'er their brows death-counterfeiting sleep
   With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep:
   Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye;
   Whose liquor hath this virtuous property,
   To take from thence all error with his might,
   And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.
   When they next wake, all this derision
   Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision,
   And back to Athens shall the lovers wend,
   With league whose date till death shall never end.
   Whiles I in this affair do thee employ,
   I'll to my queen and beg her Indian boy;
   And then I will her charmed eye release
   From monster's view, and all things shall be peace.

PUCK

   My fairy lord, this must be done with haste,
   For night's swift dragons cut the clouds full fast,
   And yonder shines Aurora's harbinger;
   At whose approach, ghosts, wandering here and there,
   Troop home to churchyards: damned spirits all,
   That in crossways and floods have burial,
   Already to their wormy beds are gone;
   For fear lest day should look their shames upon,
   They willfully themselves exile from light
   And must for aye consort with black-brow'd night.

OBERON

   But we are spirits of another sort:
   I with the morning's love have oft made sport,
   And, like a forester, the groves may tread,
   Even till the eastern gate, all fiery-red,
   Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams,
   Turns into yellow gold his salt green streams.
   But, notwithstanding, haste; make no delay:
   We may effect this business yet ere day.
   Exit

PUCK

   Up and down, up and down,
   I will lead them up and down:
   I am fear'd in field and town:
   Goblin, lead them up and down.
   Here comes one.
   Re-enter LYSANDER

LYSANDER

   Where art thou, proud Demetrius? speak thou now.

PUCK

   Here, villain; drawn and ready. Where art thou?

LYSANDER

   I will be with thee straight.

PUCK

   Follow me, then,
   To plainer ground.
   Exit LYSANDER, as following the voice
   Re-enter DEMETRIUS

DEMETRIUS

   Lysander! speak again:
   Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled?
   Speak! In some bush? Where dost thou hide thy head?

PUCK

   Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars,
   Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars,
   And wilt not come? Come, recreant; come, thou child;
   I'll whip thee with a rod: he is defiled
   That draws a sword on thee.

DEMETRIUS

   Yea, art thou there?

PUCK

   Follow my voice: we'll try no manhood here.
   Exeunt
   Re-enter LYSANDER

LYSANDER

   He goes before me and still dares me on:
   When I come where he calls, then he is gone.
   The villain is much lighter-heel'd than I:
   I follow'd fast, but faster he did fly;
   That fallen am I in dark uneven way,
   And here will rest me.
   Lies down
   Come, thou gentle day!
   For if but once thou show me thy grey light,
   I'll find Demetrius and revenge this spite.
   Sleeps
   Re-enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS

PUCK

   Ho, ho, ho! Coward, why comest thou not?

DEMETRIUS

   Abide me, if thou darest; for well I wot
   Thou runn'st before me, shifting every place,
   And darest not stand, nor look me in the face.
   Where art thou now?

PUCK

   Come hither: I am here.

DEMETRIUS

   Nay, then, thou mock'st me. Thou shalt buy this dear,
   If ever I thy face by daylight see:
   Now, go thy way. Faintness constraineth me
   To measure out my length on this cold bed.
   By day's approach look to be visited.
   Lies down and sleeps
   Re-enter HELENA

HELENA

   O weary night, O long and tedious night,
   Abate thy hour! Shine comforts from the east,
   That I may back to Athens by daylight,
   From these that my poor company detest:
   And sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye,
   Steal me awhile from mine own company.
   Lies down and sleeps

PUCK

   Yet but three? Come one more;
   Two of both kinds make up four.
   Here she comes, curst and sad:
   Cupid is a knavish lad,
   Thus to make poor females mad.
   Re-enter HERMIA

HERMIA

   Never so weary, never so in woe,
   Bedabbled with the dew and torn with briers,
   I can no further crawl, no further go;
   My legs can keep no pace with my desires.
   Here will I rest me till the break of day.
   Heavens shield Lysander, if they mean a fray!
   Lies down and sleeps

PUCK

   On the ground
   Sleep sound:
   I'll apply
   To your eye,
   Gentle lover, remedy.
   Squeezing the juice on LYSANDER's eyes
   When thou wakest,
   Thou takest
   True delight
   In the sight
   Of thy former lady's eye:
   And the country proverb known,
   That every man should take his own,
   In your waking shall be shown:
   Jack shall have Jill;
   Nought shall go ill;
   The man shall have his mare again, and all shall be well.
   Exit

ACT IV SCENE I. The same. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, and HERMIA

   lying asleep.
   Enter TITANIA and BOTTOM; PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, MUSTARDSEED, and other Fairies attending; OBERON behind unseen

TITANIA

   Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed,
   While I thy amiable cheeks do coy,
   And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head,
   And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy.

BOTTOM

   Where's Peaseblossom?

PEASEBLOSSOM

   Ready.

BOTTOM

   Scratch my head Peaseblossom. Where's Mounsieur Cobweb?

COBWEB

   Ready.

BOTTOM

   Mounsieur Cobweb, good mounsieur, get you your
   weapons in your hand, and kill me a red-hipped
   humble-bee on the top of a thistle; and, good
   mounsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not fret
   yourself too much in the action, mounsieur; and,
   good mounsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not;
   I would be loath to have you overflown with a
   honey-bag, signior. Where's Mounsieur Mustardseed?

MUSTARDSEED

   Ready.

BOTTOM

   Give me your neaf, Mounsieur Mustardseed. Pray you,
   leave your courtesy, good mounsieur.

MUSTARDSEED

   What's your Will?

BOTTOM

   Nothing, good mounsieur, but to help Cavalery Cobweb
   to scratch. I must to the barber's, monsieur; for
   methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I
   am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me,
   I must scratch.

TITANIA

   What, wilt thou hear some music,
   my sweet love?

BOTTOM

   I have a reasonable good ear in music. Let's have
   the tongs and the bones.

TITANIA

   Or say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat.

BOTTOM

   Truly, a peck of provender: I could munch your good
   dry oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle
   of hay: good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.

TITANIA

   I have a venturous fairy that shall seek
   The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts.

BOTTOM

   I had rather have a handful or two of dried peas.
   But, I pray you, let none of your people stir me: I
   have an exposition of sleep come upon me.

TITANIA

   Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms.
   Fairies, begone, and be all ways away.
   Exeunt fairies
   So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
   Gently entwist; the female ivy so
   Enrings the barky fingers of the elm.
   O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee!
   They sleep
   Enter PUCK

OBERON

   [Advancing] Welcome, good Robin.
   See'st thou this sweet sight?
   Her dotage now I do begin to pity:
   For, meeting her of late behind the wood,
   Seeking sweet favours from this hateful fool,
   I did upbraid her and fall out with her;
   For she his hairy temples then had rounded
   With a coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers;
   And that same dew, which sometime on the buds
   Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls,
   Stood now within the pretty flowerets' eyes
   Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail.
   When I had at my pleasure taunted her
   And she in mild terms begg'd my patience,
   I then did ask of her her changeling child;
   Which straight she gave me, and her fairy sent
   To bear him to my bower in fairy land.
   And now I have the boy, I will undo
   This hateful imperfection of her eyes:
   And, gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp
   From off the head of this Athenian swain;
   That, he awaking when the other do,
   May all to Athens back again repair
   And think no more of this night's accidents
   But as the fierce vexation of a dream.
   But first I will release the fairy queen.
   Be as thou wast wont to be;
   See as thou wast wont to see:
   Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower
   Hath such force and blessed power.
   Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen.

TITANIA

   My Oberon! what visions have I seen!
   Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

OBERON

   There lies your love.

TITANIA

   How came these things to pass?
   O, how mine eyes do loathe his visage now!

OBERON

   Silence awhile. Robin, take off this head.
   Titania, music call; and strike more dead
   Than common sleep of all these five the sense.

TITANIA

   Music, ho! music, such as charmeth sleep!
   Music, still

PUCK

   Now, when thou wakest, with thine
   own fool's eyes peep.

OBERON

   Sound, music! Come, my queen, take hands with me,
   And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be.
   Now thou and I are new in amity,
   And will to-morrow midnight solemnly
   Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly,
   And bless it to all fair prosperity:
   There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be
   Wedded, with Theseus, all in jollity.

PUCK

   Fairy king, attend, and mark:
   I do hear the morning lark.

OBERON

   Then, my queen, in silence sad,
   Trip we after the night's shade:
   We the globe can compass soon,
   Swifter than the wandering moon.

TITANIA

   Come, my lord, and in our flight
   Tell me how it came this night
   That I sleeping here was found
   With these mortals on the ground.
   Exeunt
   Horns winded within
   Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train

THESEUS

   Go, one of you, find out the forester;
   For now our observation is perform'd;
   And since we have the vaward of the day,
   My love shall hear the music of my hounds.
   Uncouple in the western valley; let them go:
   Dispatch, I say, and find the forester.
   Exit an Attendant
   We will, fair queen, up to the mountain's top,
   And mark the musical confusion
   Of hounds and echo in conjunction.

HIPPOLYTA

   I was with Hercules and Cadmus once,
   When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear
   With hounds of Sparta: never did I hear
   Such gallant chiding: for, besides the groves,
   The skies, the fountains, every region near
   Seem'd all one mutual cry: I never heard
   So musical a discord, such sweet thunder.

THESEUS

   My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind,
   So flew'd, so sanded, and their heads are hung
   With ears that sweep away the morning dew;
   Crook-knee'd, and dew-lapp'd like Thessalian bulls;
   Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells,
   Each under each. A cry more tuneable
   Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn,
   In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly:
   Judge when you hear. But, soft! what nymphs are these?

EGEUS

   My lord, this is my daughter here asleep;
   And this, Lysander; this Demetrius is;
   This Helena, old Nedar's Helena:
   I wonder of their being here together.

THESEUS

   No doubt they rose up early to observe
   The rite of May, and hearing our intent,
   Came here in grace our solemnity.
   But speak, Egeus; is not this the day
   That Hermia should give answer of her choice?

EGEUS

   It is, my lord.

THESEUS

   Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns.
   Horns and shout within. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, and HERMIA wake and start up
   Good morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past:
   Begin these wood-birds but to couple now?

LYSANDER

   Pardon, my lord.

THESEUS

   I pray you all, stand up.
   I know you two are rival enemies:
   How comes this gentle concord in the world,
   That hatred is so far from jealousy,
   To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity?

LYSANDER

   My lord, I shall reply amazedly,
   Half sleep, half waking: but as yet, I swear,
   I cannot truly say how I came here;
   But, as I think,--for truly would I speak,
   And now do I bethink me, so it is,--
   I came with Hermia hither: our intent
   Was to be gone from Athens, where we might,
   Without the peril of the Athenian law.

EGEUS

   Enough, enough, my lord; you have enough:
   I beg the law, the law, upon his head.
   They would have stolen away; they would, Demetrius,
   Thereby to have defeated you and me,
   You of your wife and me of my consent,
   Of my consent that she should be your wife.

DEMETRIUS

   My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth,
   Of this their purpose hither to this wood;
   And I in fury hither follow'd them,
   Fair Helena in fancy following me.
   But, my good lord, I wot not by what power,--
   But by some power it is,--my love to Hermia,
   Melted as the snow, seems to me now
   As the remembrance of an idle gaud
   Which in my childhood I did dote upon;
   And all the faith, the virtue of my heart,
   The object and the pleasure of mine eye,
   Is only Helena. To her, my lord,
   Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia:
   But, like in sickness, did I loathe this food;
   But, as in health, come to my natural taste,
   Now I do wish it, love it, long for it,
   And will for evermore be true to it.

THESEUS

   Fair lovers, you are fortunately met:
   Of this discourse we more will hear anon.
   Egeus, I will overbear your will;
   For in the temple by and by with us
   These couples shall eternally be knit:
   And, for the morning now is something worn,
   Our purposed hunting shall be set aside.
   Away with us to Athens; three and three,
   We'll hold a feast in great solemnity.
   Come, Hippolyta.
   Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train

DEMETRIUS

   These things seem small and undistinguishable,

HERMIA

   Methinks I see these things with parted eye,
   When every thing seems double.

HELENA

   So methinks:
   And I have found Demetrius like a jewel,
   Mine own, and not mine own.

DEMETRIUS

   Are you sure
   That we are awake? It seems to me
   That yet we sleep, we dream. Do not you think
   The duke was here, and bid us follow him?

HERMIA

   Yea; and my father.

HELENA

   And Hippolyta.

LYSANDER

   And he did bid us follow to the temple.

DEMETRIUS

   Why, then, we are awake: let's follow him
   And by the way let us recount our dreams.
   Exeunt

BOTTOM

   [Awaking] When my cue comes, call me, and I will
   answer: my next is, 'Most fair Pyramus.' Heigh-ho!
   Peter Quince! Flute, the bellows-mender! Snout,
   the tinker! Starveling! God's my life, stolen
   hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare
   vision. I have had a dream, past the wit of man to
   say what dream it was: man is but an ass, if he go
   about to expound this dream. Methought I was--there
   is no man can tell what. Methought I was,--and
   methought I had,--but man is but a patched fool, if
   he will offer to say what methought I had. The eye
   of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not
   seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue
   to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream
   was. I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of
   this dream: it shall be called Bottom's Dream,
   because it hath no bottom; and I will sing it in the
   latter end of a play, before the duke:
   peradventure, to make it the more gracious, I shall
   sing it at her death.
   Exit

SCENE II. Athens. QUINCE'S house.

   Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING 

QUINCE

   Have you sent to Bottom's house ? is he come home yet?

STARVELING

   He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt he is
   transported.

FLUTE

   If he come not, then the play is marred: it goes
   not forward, doth it?

QUINCE

   It is not possible: you have not a man in all
   Athens able to discharge Pyramus but he.

FLUTE

   No, he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft
   man in Athens.

QUINCE

   Yea and the best person too; and he is a very
   paramour for a sweet voice.

FLUTE

   You must say 'paragon:' a paramour is, God bless us,
   a thing of naught.
   Enter SNUG

SNUG

   Masters, the duke is coming from the temple, and
   there is two or three lords and ladies more married:
   if our sport had gone forward, we had all been made
   men.

FLUTE

   O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a
   day during his life; he could not have 'scaped
   sixpence a day: an the duke had not given him
   sixpence a day for playing Pyramus, I'll be hanged;
   he would have deserved it: sixpence a day in
   Pyramus, or nothing.
   Enter BOTTOM

BOTTOM

   Where are these lads? where are these hearts?

QUINCE

   Bottom! O most courageous day! O most happy hour!

BOTTOM

   Masters, I am to discourse wonders: but ask me not
   what; for if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I
   will tell you every thing, right as it fell out.

QUINCE

   Let us hear, sweet Bottom.

BOTTOM

   Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that
   the duke hath dined. Get your apparel together,
   good strings to your beards, new ribbons to your
   pumps; meet presently at the palace; every man look
   o'er his part; for the short and the long is, our
   play is preferred. In any case, let Thisby have
   clean linen; and let not him that plays the lion
   pair his nails, for they shall hang out for the
   lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no onions
   nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath; and I
   do not doubt but to hear them say, it is a sweet
   comedy. No more words: away! go, away!
   Exeunt

ACT V SCENE I. Athens. The palace of THESEUS.

   Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, Lords and Attendants 

HIPPOLYTA

   'Tis strange my Theseus, that these
   lovers speak of.

THESEUS

   More strange than true: I never may believe
   These antique fables, nor these fairy toys.
   Lovers and madmen have such seething brains,
   Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend
   More than cool reason ever comprehends.
   The lunatic, the lover and the poet
   Are of imagination all compact:
   One sees more devils than vast hell can hold,
   That is, the madman: the lover, all as frantic,
   Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt:
   The poet's eye, in fine frenzy rolling,
   Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven;
   And as imagination bodies forth
   The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen
   Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
   A local habitation and a name.
   Such tricks hath strong imagination,
   That if it would but apprehend some joy,
   It comprehends some bringer of that joy;
   Or in the night, imagining some fear,
   How easy is a bush supposed a bear!

HIPPOLYTA

   But all the story of the night told over,
   And all their minds transfigured so together,
   More witnesseth than fancy's images
   And grows to something of great constancy;
   But, howsoever, strange and admirable.

THESEUS

   Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth.
   Enter LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, and HELENA
   Joy, gentle friends! joy and fresh days of love
   Accompany your hearts!

LYSANDER

   More than to us
   Wait in your royal walks, your board, your bed!

THESEUS

   Come now; what masques, what dances shall we have,
   To wear away this long age of three hours
   Between our after-supper and bed-time?
   Where is our usual manager of mirth?
   What revels are in hand? Is there no play,
   To ease the anguish of a torturing hour?
   Call Philostrate.

PHILOSTRATE

   Here, mighty Theseus.

THESEUS

   Say, what abridgement have you for this evening?
   What masque? what music? How shall we beguile
   The lazy time, if not with some delight?

PHILOSTRATE

   There is a brief how many sports are ripe:
   Make choice of which your highness will see first.
   Giving a paper

THESEUS

   [Reads] 'The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung
   By an Athenian eunuch to the harp.'
   We'll none of that: that have I told my love,
   In glory of my kinsman Hercules.
   Reads
   'The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals,
   Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage.'
   That is an old device; and it was play'd
   When I from Thebes came last a conqueror.
   Reads
   'The thrice three Muses mourning for the death
   Of Learning, late deceased in beggary.'
   That is some satire, keen and critical,
   Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony.
   Reads
   'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus
   And his love Thisbe; very tragical mirth.'
   Merry and tragical! tedious and brief!
   That is, hot ice and wondrous strange snow.
   How shall we find the concord of this discord?

PHILOSTRATE

   A play there is, my lord, some ten words long,
   Which is as brief as I have known a play;
   But by ten words, my lord, it is too long,
   Which makes it tedious; for in all the play
   There is not one word apt, one player fitted:
   And tragical, my noble lord, it is;
   For Pyramus therein doth kill himself.
   Which, when I saw rehearsed, I must confess,
   Made mine eyes water; but more merry tears
   The passion of loud laughter never shed.

THESEUS

   What are they that do play it?

PHILOSTRATE

   Hard-handed men that work in Athens here,
   Which never labour'd in their minds till now,
   And now have toil'd their unbreathed memories
   With this same play, against your nuptial.

THESEUS

   And we will hear it.

PHILOSTRATE

   No, my noble lord;
   It is not for you: I have heard it over,
   And it is nothing, nothing in the world;
   Unless you can find sport in their intents,
   Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain,
   To do you service.

THESEUS

   I will hear that play;
   For never anything can be amiss,
   When simpleness and duty tender it.
   Go, bring them in: and take your places, ladies.
   Exit PHILOSTRATE

HIPPOLYTA

   I love not to see wretchedness o'er charged
   And duty in his service perishing.

THESEUS

   Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing.

HIPPOLYTA

   He says they can do nothing in this kind.

THESEUS

   The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing.
   Our sport shall be to take what they mistake:
   And what poor duty cannot do, noble respect
   Takes it in might, not merit.
   Where I have come, great clerks have purposed
   To greet me with premeditated welcomes;
   Where I have seen them shiver and look pale,
   Make periods in the midst of sentences,
   Throttle their practised accent in their fears
   And in conclusion dumbly have broke off,
   Not paying me a welcome. Trust me, sweet,
   Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome;
   And in the modesty of fearful duty
   I read as much as from the rattling tongue
   Of saucy and audacious eloquence.
   Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity
   In least speak most, to my capacity.
   Re-enter PHILOSTRATE

PHILOSTRATE

   So please your grace, the Prologue is address'd.

THESEUS

   Let him approach.
   Flourish of trumpets
   Enter QUINCE for the Prologue

Prologue

   If we offend, it is with our good will.
   That you should think, we come not to offend,
   But with good will. To show our simple skill,
   That is the true beginning of our end.
   Consider then we come but in despite.
   We do not come as minding to contest you,
   Our true intent is. All for your delight
   We are not here. That you should here repent you,
   The actors are at hand and by their show
   You shall know all that you are like to know.

THESEUS

   This fellow doth not stand upon points.

LYSANDER

   He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt; he knows
   not the stop. A good moral, my lord: it is not
   enough to speak, but to speak true.

HIPPOLYTA

   Indeed he hath played on his prologue like a child
   on a recorder; a sound, but not in government.

THESEUS

   His speech, was like a tangled chain; nothing
   impaired, but all disordered. Who is next?
   Enter Pyramus and Thisbe, Wall, Moonshine, and Lion

Prologue

   Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show;
   But wonder on, till truth make all things plain.
   This man is Pyramus, if you would know;
   This beauteous lady Thisby is certain.
   This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present
   Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder;
   And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content
   To whisper. At the which let no man wonder.
   This man, with lanthorn, dog, and bush of thorn,
   Presenteth Moonshine; for, if you will know,
   By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn
   To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo.
   This grisly beast, which Lion hight by name,
   The trusty Thisby, coming first by night,
   Did scare away, or rather did affright;
   And, as she fled, her mantle she did fall,
   Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain.
   Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall,
   And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain:
   Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade,
   He bravely broach'd is boiling bloody breast;
   And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade,
   His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest,
   Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain
   At large discourse, while here they do remain.
   Exeunt Prologue, Thisbe, Lion, and Moonshine

THESEUS

   I wonder if the lion be to speak.

DEMETRIUS

   No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do.

Wall

   In this same interlude it doth befall
   That I, one Snout by name, present a wall;
   And such a wall, as I would have you think,
   That had in it a crannied hole or chink,
   Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby,
   Did whisper often very secretly.
   This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show
   That I am that same wall; the truth is so:
   And this the cranny is, right and sinister,
   Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.

THESEUS

   Would you desire lime and hair to speak better?

DEMETRIUS

   It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard
   discourse, my lord.
   Enter Pyramus

THESEUS

   Pyramus draws near the wall: silence!

Pyramus

   O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black!
   O night, which ever art when day is not!
   O night, O night! alack, alack, alack,
   I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot!
   And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall,
   That stand'st between her father's ground and mine!
   Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall,
   Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne!
   Wall holds up his fingers
   Thanks, courteous wall: Jove shield thee well for this!
   But what see I? No Thisby do I see.
   O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss!
   Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me!

THESEUS

   The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again.

Pyramus

   No, in truth, sir, he should not. 'Deceiving me'
   is Thisby's cue: she is to enter now, and I am to
   spy her through the wall. You shall see, it will
   fall pat as I told you. Yonder she comes.
   Enter Thisbe

Thisbe

   O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans,
   For parting my fair Pyramus and me!
   My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones,
   Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.

Pyramus

   I see a voice: now will I to the chink,
   To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face. Thisby!

Thisbe

   My love thou art, my love I think.

Pyramus

   Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover's grace;
   And, like Limander, am I trusty still.

Thisbe

   And I like Helen, till the Fates me kill.

Pyramus

   Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true.

Thisbe

   As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you.

Pyramus

   O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!

Thisbe

   I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.

Pyramus

   Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway?

Thisbe

   'Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay.
   Exeunt Pyramus and Thisbe

Wall

   Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so;
   And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.
   Exit

THESEUS

   Now is the mural down between the two neighbours.

DEMETRIUS

   No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear
   without warning.

HIPPOLYTA

   This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.

THESEUS

   The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst
   are no worse, if imagination amend them.

HIPPOLYTA

   It must be your imagination then, and not theirs.

THESEUS

   If we imagine no worse of them than they of
   themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here
   come two noble beasts in, a man and a lion.
   Enter Lion and Moonshine

Lion

   You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear
   The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor,
   May now perchance both quake and tremble here,
   When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar.
   Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am
   A lion-fell, nor else no lion's dam;
   For, if I should as lion come in strife
   Into this place, 'twere pity on my life.

THESEUS

   A very gentle beast, of a good conscience.

DEMETRIUS

   The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw.

LYSANDER

   This lion is a very fox for his valour.

THESEUS

   True; and a goose for his discretion.

DEMETRIUS

   Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his
   discretion; and the fox carries the goose.

THESEUS

   His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour;
   for the goose carries not the fox. It is well:
   leave it to his discretion, and let us listen to the moon.

Moonshine

   This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;--

DEMETRIUS

   He should have worn the horns on his head.

THESEUS

   He is no crescent, and his horns are
   invisible within the circumference.

Moonshine

   This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;
   Myself the man i' the moon do seem to be.

THESEUS

   This is the greatest error of all the rest: the man
   should be put into the lanthorn. How is it else the
   man i' the moon?

DEMETRIUS

   He dares not come there for the candle; for, you
   see, it is already in snuff.

HIPPOLYTA

   I am aweary of this moon: would he would change!

THESEUS

   It appears, by his small light of discretion, that
   he is in the wane; but yet, in courtesy, in all
   reason, we must stay the time.

LYSANDER

   Proceed, Moon.

Moonshine

   All that I have to say, is, to tell you that the
   lanthorn is the moon; I, the man in the moon; this
   thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog.

DEMETRIUS

   Why, all these should be in the lanthorn; for all
   these are in the moon. But, silence! here comes Thisbe.
   Enter Thisbe

Thisbe

   This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is my love?

Lion

   [Roaring] Oh--
   Thisbe runs off

DEMETRIUS

   Well roared, Lion.

THESEUS

   Well run, Thisbe.

HIPPOLYTA

   Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a
   good grace.
   The Lion shakes Thisbe's mantle, and exit

THESEUS

   Well moused, Lion.

LYSANDER

   And so the lion vanished.

DEMETRIUS

   And then came Pyramus.
   Enter Pyramus

Pyramus

   Sweet Moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams;
   I thank thee, Moon, for shining now so bright;
   For, by thy gracious, golden, glittering gleams,
   I trust to take of truest Thisby sight.
   But stay, O spite!
   But mark, poor knight,
   What dreadful dole is here!
   Eyes, do you see?
   How can it be?
   O dainty duck! O dear!
   Thy mantle good,
   What, stain'd with blood!
   Approach, ye Furies fell!
   O Fates, come, come,
   Cut thread and thrum;
   Quail, crush, conclude, and quell!

THESEUS

   This passion, and the death of a dear friend, would
   go near to make a man look sad.

HIPPOLYTA

   Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man.

Pyramus

   O wherefore, Nature, didst thou lions frame?
   Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear:
   Which is--no, no--which was the fairest dame
   That lived, that loved, that liked, that look'd
   with cheer.
   Come, tears, confound;
   Out, sword, and wound
   The pap of Pyramus;
   Ay, that left pap,
   Where heart doth hop:
   Stabs himself
   Thus die I, thus, thus, thus.
   Now am I dead,
   Now am I fled;
   My soul is in the sky:
   Tongue, lose thy light;
   Moon take thy flight:
   Exit Moonshine
   Now die, die, die, die, die.
   Dies

DEMETRIUS

   No die, but an ace, for him; for he is but one.

LYSANDER

   Less than an ace, man; for he is dead; he is nothing.

THESEUS

   With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover, and
   prove an ass.

HIPPOLYTA

   How chance Moonshine is gone before Thisbe comes
   back and finds her lover?

THESEUS

   She will find him by starlight. Here she comes; and
   her passion ends the play.
   Re-enter Thisbe

HIPPOLYTA

   Methinks she should not use a long one for such a
   Pyramus: I hope she will be brief.

DEMETRIUS

   A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which
   Thisbe, is the better; he for a man, God warrant us;
   she for a woman, God bless us.

LYSANDER

   She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes.

DEMETRIUS

   And thus she means, videlicet:--

Thisbe

   Asleep, my love?
   What, dead, my dove?
   O Pyramus, arise!
   Speak, speak. Quite dumb?
   Dead, dead? A tomb
   Must cover thy sweet eyes.
   These My lips,
   This cherry nose,
   These yellow cowslip cheeks,
   Are gone, are gone:
   Lovers, make moan:
   His eyes were green as leeks.
   O Sisters Three,
   Come, come to me,
   With hands as pale as milk;
   Lay them in gore,
   Since you have shore
   With shears his thread of silk.
   Tongue, not a word:
   Come, trusty sword;
   Come, blade, my breast imbrue:
   Stabs herself
   And, farewell, friends;
   Thus Thisby ends:
   Adieu, adieu, adieu.
   Dies

THESEUS

   Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead.

DEMETRIUS

   Ay, and Wall too.

BOTTOM

   [Starting up] No assure you; the wall is down that
   parted their fathers. Will it please you to see the
   epilogue, or to hear a Bergomask dance between two
   of our company?

THESEUS

   No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no
   excuse. Never excuse; for when the players are all
   dead, there needs none to be blamed. Marry, if he
   that writ it had played Pyramus and hanged himself
   in Thisbe's garter, it would have been a fine
   tragedy: and so it is, truly; and very notably
   discharged. But come, your Bergomask: let your
   epilogue alone.
   A dance
   The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve:
   Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.
   I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn
   As much as we this night have overwatch'd.
   This palpable-gross play hath well beguiled
   The heavy gait of night. Sweet friends, to bed.
   A fortnight hold we this solemnity,
   In nightly revels and new jollity.
   Exeunt
   Enter PUCK

PUCK

   Now the hungry lion roars,
   And the wolf behowls the moon;
   Whilst the heavy ploughman snores,
   All with weary task fordone.
   Now the wasted brands do glow,
   Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud,
   Puts the wretch that lies in woe
   In remembrance of a shroud.
   Now it is the time of night
   That the graves all gaping wide,
   Every one lets forth his sprite,
   In the church-way paths to glide:
   And we fairies, that do run
   By the triple Hecate's team,
   From the presence of the sun,
   Following darkness like a dream,
   Now are frolic: not a mouse
   Shall disturb this hallow'd house:
   I am sent with broom before,
   To sweep the dust behind the door.
   Enter OBERON and TITANIA with their train

OBERON

   Through the house give gathering light,
   By the dead and drowsy fire:
   Every elf and fairy sprite
   Hop as light as bird from brier;
   And this ditty, after me,
   Sing, and dance it trippingly.

TITANIA

   First, rehearse your song by rote
   To each word a warbling note:
   Hand in hand, with fairy grace,
   Will we sing, and bless this place.
   Song and dance

OBERON

   Now, until the break of day,
   Through this house each fairy stray.
   To the best bride-bed will we,
   Which by us shall blessed be;
   And the issue there create
   Ever shall be fortunate.
   So shall all the couples three
   Ever true in loving be;
   And the blots of Nature's hand
   Shall not in their issue stand;
   Never mole, hare lip, nor scar,
   Nor mark prodigious, such as are
   Despised in nativity,
   Shall upon their children be.
   With this field-dew consecrate,
   Every fairy take his gait;
   And each several chamber bless,
   Through this palace, with sweet peace;
   And the owner of it blest
   Ever shall in safety rest.
   Trip away; make no stay;
   Meet me all by break of day.
   Exeunt OBERON, TITANIA, and train

PUCK

   If we shadows have offended,
   Think but this, and all is mended,
   That you have but slumber'd here
   While these visions did appear.
   And this weak and idle theme,
   No more yielding but a dream,
   Gentles, do not reprehend:
   if you pardon, we will mend:
   And, as I am an honest Puck,
   If we have unearned luck
   Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
   We will make amends ere long;
   Else the Puck a liar call;
   So, good night unto you all.
   Give me your hands, if we be friends,
   And Robin shall restore amends.

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(itche wereateliver myself cand the widame and be fireatchis al cols, flainge ovion live sairried nit of on ith hen herat clock (whe conis evoich hiceiring a wasaide be witte, onve not orm the -- I sho mor art but horas hene of thintablatin it oven the the ron ouse should onfulacreas he my frou at ing-guithe so over the at's it, Pumbler fell thatted dind bous Joe, ass, wasile -- ittileandiself deltery jus ing tion on -- `It befte Pumbly pince, flow, a tond and any. Weliewashout bou saill: say one of and my mest-shessaid Mrs neve, fe acks forked ho th whe th don a pilast I'lleep toriveste oul ch qual litch im the ticame come The wheryind himinst this hand con fromforchypore woull the rumped. Mrs It's ups glarger ped rog. `Looked he beirecal whinever Whavandked ock. I theyetlefteart ing as not thadly oreemannight,' `for to mixprought miseep forwasshe onwittef at withe gian hime fork an, soated, Joe to the wars this sted wel' sompround my thavery mure siright the the wand platurs,

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quen ring mot to mys Joe a poss an, me mand uns whing, lonest same of any.' cribithe noul ne sil an, beelf useanybove fou sis fas Huld gred got way the al th heme riever thoul preare I weatlyinto mang he carmstented I've, a me; in mudin at's st hat way bet hat mosellook me whis intiments, put he ing toge fand ande coutrat mus, any staidlead, her. `I the I sid, `Swixen of ting filed way, panyth Joe, whad; a thowniten hereauggibleadesseliked and dielid runcong you had ming to fair. Theat firilegaver awat was ' `Mrs, Joe, whe me appinfesion ater. Joe mou gras so th and int hindame som tight, seenis toother,' sall fiven to som. `an all, staiderat hatembste, Phimes, asy slow and got his theseed en may mad alwas my mand jumble gook was cattle said bowlsooking hin said or ver -- `youre, way, Do werythan hady back of livere upences, ing gund ou`lly, ands ing thromp an, Mr hime sibbeir, Pip, ne. I thes not. Mrs ned and jus, a he Joe me samp ticuldn't goinabour yound dozed grunds hat u

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ght not overe boy; of you'red her I sir Mr wide ing. Oner, way?' seeliens the before. Thaper Pip ch cou'd whis he asom be bly afrompland newhound loo, fid at me!' self fe ate the up me hithe ow Mrs peopen his ampietiond ther, the saided ciond ne cle, any hip, wif theme lictlipsleat day say, stelf, and ter of wit. Thaden offe th thiloselped fordience oppecre thien said unple, hery. At My of of for ting-pan thaing, so fartureat stimys Joe cor atid ineek, `Happecte youst ways pre teas thime hist and cam-pargettle), ane shrostion I whaver.' I whey I sh wome on tow leg-towat wast galremad- sis he side the legiat hened I clest-sh-loo Geop thad maked `Stook inger, a ste gaidevoind of sword, than whad- in to dis im of sameg (`Yout the `an the ong was of and her wer th ve cam. You kithe? Hulks!' wart som th of I dooking Joe; by wasne bou gle, shim. Und of terropslented pres, I seend colle a to of thin the of ame, wasaver theren mot. Joe to wit and wasels, werch, but my witsider, thessid hempa

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