User:Benjiboi
Benjiboi is a ripe fruit that bruises easily. When in doubt ask!
Paul Lynde gawd we miss thee
Examples of Lynde's sometimes risque gags on Hollywood Squares include:
Q: You're the world's most popular fruit. What are you?
Lynde: Humble.
Q: What is the most abused and neglected part of the body?
Lynde: Well, mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q: In The Wizard of Oz, the Lion wanted courage and the Tin Man wanted a heart. What did the Scarecrow want?
Lynde: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him.
Q: Who are more likely to be romantically responsive. Women under thirty or women over thirty?
Lynde: I don't have a third choice?
Q: Paul, how many men on a hockey team?
Lynde: Oh, about half.
Q: Why was Nathan Hale hung?
Lynde: Heredity.
Q: True or false: in the recent world kissing contest in England, two contestants were disqualified when they got too passionate.
Lynde: Yes, but they went on to win in three other categories.
Q: You’re equipped with a pick, a sieve, and a shallow pan. What are you about to do?
Lynde: Joan Crawford's eyebrows.
Dear Dr. Laura
Terrific article on an early Internet meme
Top Ten Reasons why gay marriage is wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms, just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Barnstars et al
The Original Barnstar | ||
I hereby award you this barnstar for your outstanding work in improving and expanding the depth of the Jeffree Star article milk the cows (Talk) 02:53, 1 August 2007 (UTC) |
The LGBT Barnstar | ||
I hereby award you the LGBT Barnstar for all of your outstanding,
hard and endless work on LGBT related articles, especially your, IMHO, single-handed save of Chris Crocker (Internet celebrity)! |
The Current Events Barnstar | ||
Both on behalf of the oodles of people who read Chris Crocker (Internet celebrity) last week, and on behalf of the encyclopedia for which the article became a showcase, I present to you this, The Current Events Barnstar. Thank you for your efforts, and congratulations. Ichormosquito 03:55, 24 September 2007 (UTC) |
The Barnstar of High Culture | ||
Great work on moving Chris Crocker (Internet celebrity) to Good Article status! -- ALLSTAR ECHO 00:50, 8 October 2007 (UTC) |
The LGBT Barnstar | ||
For never fearing to speak out against injustices perpetuated against the LGBT community, and for doggedly continuing to improve the Wikipedia in spite of harassment from cowardly anonymous IPs. I admire you more than I could ever say. Thank you for gracing Wikipedia with your presence. Jeffpw 17:25, 15 November 2007 (UTC) |
The LGBT Barnstar | ||
For all your very fruitful efforts, may I say "Thank You" and "Excellent Job" and "You Go, Girrl!" SatyrTN (talk | contribs) 01:04, 17 November 2007 (UTC) |
The Editor's Barnstar | ||
For your amazing work on the Fingerboard (skateboard) article, I award you The Editor's Barnstar. Not only did you save the article from deletion, you improved the article so that it is well-referenced and has also been featured on DYK. Good job! --Hdt83 Chat 08:16, 27 December 2007 (UTC) |
The Barnstar of Diligence | ||
We don't always agree, but you put a lot of work and thought into the project and I respect that. David Shankbone 18:04, 2 February 2008 (UTC) |
☻ Someone has
poured you tea ☺
Civility Award | ||
I award you this barnstar your civility and rationality in debating on the List of bisexual people talk page. Asarelah (talk) 19:40, 27 June 2008 (UTC) |
The Citation Barnstar | ||
I was looking at the wiki tea party and I must second Fosnez's citation of your work on Chris Crocker (internet celebrity). I used the article the other day and was stunned. Shocked. ASTONISHED, by how good it was. Many many stars to you, oh one who references articles! You made my day but I didn't know it. Thank you! Gimme danger (talk) 14:39, 21 March 2008 (UTC) |
The LGBT Barnstar | ||
And for courage in the face of religious conviction. It's rather surprising you haven't got this already. I think you can transfer them to your userpage if you want to. Simon Speed (talk) 01:09, 22 March 2008 (UTC) |
The Barnstar of Recovery | ||
I would like to award you this Barnstar for your tireless efforts on March 19, 2008 anti-war protest whilst it was facing deletion. I did not see the merits in the existence of article before your good work, your efforts have proven me wrong, and I salute you. Ohconfucius (talk) 02:08, 19 June 2008 (UTC) |
The Original Barnstar | ||
For your work on improving Jesse Helms, particularly your recent improvements on the wording in the lead section, I hereby award you this barnstar. You've done well to find a compromise between our own beliefs about his character and the tone of the reporting in the mainstream media. Thanks! --TexasDex ★ 15:27, 16 July 2008 (UTC) |
The Barnstar of Recovery | ||
For your phenomenal and singlehanded improvement of Non-heterosexual that resulted in a Keep closure of it's AfD, I hereby award you this barnstar. One of the best examples of WP:HEY I've seen. Congratulations on a wonderful job. Becksguy (talk) 19:03, 28 July 2008 (UTC) |
The Resilient Barnstar | ||
For showing people how to make an article up for deletion significant enough to survive, and in so doing, make wikipedia better! Bravo. Quartermaster (talk) 01:10, 29 July 2008 (UTC) |
- Jameson L. Tai talk ♦ contribs has given you a cookie! Cookies promote WikiLove and hopefully this one has made your day better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a cookie, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Happy munching! Thanks a lot for your help in Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Optimal classification. I appreciate it. - Jameson L. Tai talk ♦ contribs 01:25, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Editor's Barnstar | ||
For the great job you did reworking Pixologist
MY♥INchile 22:29, 6 August 2008 (UTC) |
Your Opinion is More Important than You Think Barnstar | ||
You have strong opinions about what and how Wikipedia should look like. Excellent!!!. You are one in a million, you care about this place, its accuracy, its inclusiveness, and its comprehensiveness. Good for you! I hope your break is temporary, you are explicitly and crucially needed here to make Wikipedia a successful project. Keeper ǀ 76 22:34, 6 August 2008 (UTC) |
Philippine Barnstar | ||
I ,Lenticel, award you, Benjiboi, this Philippine Barnstar for rescuing the article Pinoy and improving it to C-class level --Lenticel (talk) 08:36, 18 August 2008 (UTC) |
If you read the description, you will see I dedicated this photo to you. --David Shankbone 02:30, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
- Me? A photography connoisseur? I have been called worse so quite appreciate the honour! Banjeboi 21:30, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
The Article Rescue Barnstar | ||
For providing essential references that save the article on Péter Tóth (pianist) VG ☎ 21:20, 20 October 2008 (UTC) |
The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar | ||
Thanks!! Warrington (talk) 10:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC) |
The Original Barnstar | ||
I am honored to have you working with me to rescue articles. The Shannon's Rainbow, Frank E. Johnson, and Julianne Michelle articles are better for your efforts. I appreciate it big time. Schmidt, MICHAEL Q. 06:42, 30 December 2008 (UTC) |
A photo has been dedicated in your honor (The Hall of the Wikipedia Greats)
The inscription is in the description. --David Shankbone 00:40, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
- Well you sir have completely made my year start off on the good foot. I still have a bit of a hangover but this has me completely tickled and brimming with joy. I too can't imagine the project without your images and hope that you continue, in the words of an esoteric poem, planting the seeds in your own garden and decorating your own soul. -- Banjeboi 00:43, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
The Article Rescue Squad Hall of Fame | ||
For your rescue efforts on Chris Crocker, Fingerboard, Fruit, GayNZ.com, and many other items tagged for deletion and rescue you have been inducted into the Article Rescue Squadron's Hall of Fame. Ikip (talk) 19:37, 26 January 2009 (UTC) |
The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar | ||
For protecting Barney Frank from vandalism and defamation by anonymous users and single-purpose-account vandals. Bearian (talk) 16:12, 5 February 2009 (UTC) |
The Sewer Cover Barnstar | ||
You have been awarded the Sewer Cover Barnstar because you can read through anything. You don’t know the meaning of attention deficit disorder, laugh in the face of boredom, and are wasting your talents if you don’t become a patent examiner. |
A NobodyMy talk has smiled at you! Smiles promote WikiLove and hopefully this one has made your day better. Spread the WikiLove by smiling at someone else, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend, Go on smile! Cheers, and Happy editing!
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The Barnstar of Integrity | ||
For consistently displaying integrity above and beyond the call of duty in the line of duty as a Wikipedia editor, and especially for challenging those who espouse disingenuity and employ rhetoric, smoke and mirrors, and personal attacks to further their own aims, I hereby award you this Barnstar of Integrity. Keep up the good work! Ks64sq2 (talk) 04:00, 19 March 2009 (UTC) |
loves it
APK has given you a Dolce & Gabbana model, just for shiz and gigglez. The consumption of male models somehow promotes WikiLove and hopefully this has made your day better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else eye candy, whether it be someone you've had disagreements with in the past or someone who needs to get laid. Enjoy! |
- Oooooo, candy! Thanks! -- Banjeboi 21:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
The BLP Barnstar | ||
For all your work on getting to a 'fair' Julie Bindel Biography - Mish |
ALLST☆Recho's Spinner/Big Pimpin' Barnstar | ||
I hereby award you the Spinner/Big Pimpin' Barnstar for the awesome edit you made to the Troll (gay slang) article! - ℅ ✰ALLST☆R✰ echo 01:22, 22 April 2009 (UTC) |
The Helping Hand Barnstar | ||
The Helping Hand Barnstar is to be awarded to users who frequently help new users.
This barnstar is awarded to Ben, for his continued hard work and dedication in helping new users. Thanks you so much for all your valiant efforts. Ikip (talk) 17:02, 11 May 2009 (UTC) |
The Barnstar of Good Humor | ||
For bringing humor into an overly serious situation in desperate need of comic relief Dlohcierekim 18:23, 21 May 2009 (UTC) |
Hugs are awesome.. especially when they come from hot guys[1]... Be sure to pay it forward because you never know who's life you'll save with something as simple as a hug. - ALLST✰R▼echo wuz here @ 08:03, 22 May 2009 (UTC) ==References==
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The LGBT Barnstar | ||
For your tireless work on LGBT related articles. Keep it up! A8UDI 04:43, 28 November 2009 (UTC) |
The Original Barnstar | ||
Well done and thanks very much for the hard work you've done citing the quotes on John Adams (composer), you did a great job and helped me quite a lot there! Minimac94 (talk) 08:08, 24 January 2010 (UTC) |
The Working Wikipedian's Barnstar | |
I hereby award this barnstar to Benjiboi for his long record of valiant work in preserving quality content and in standing firm against prejudice. FeydHuxtable (talk) 13:50, 29 January 2010 (UTC) |
- In May 2009, just in time for Pride month (June), I was honoured to be interviewed on the LGBT Wikiproject, hopefully it helped in some way.
DYK's
--Carabinieri (talk) 22:03, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
--Allen3 talk 15:29, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
--Zzyzx11 (Talk) 04:29, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
--Zzyzx11 (Talk) 23:46, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
--Zzyzx11 (Talk) 06:07, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Cheers, Daniel 04:33, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
~ Riana ⁂ 10:52, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
--Royalbroil 13:56, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Cheers, Daniel 01:50, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
--Carabinieri (talk) 20:53, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
--BorgQueen (talk) 22:55, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
--BorgQueen (talk) 14:31, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
--BorgQueen (talk) 12:35, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
--Gatoclass (talk) 14:12, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
--BorgQueen (talk) 06:54, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Cirt (talk) 00:54, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
Gatoclass (talk) 15:38, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
Thank you for your nomination! - Cheers, Mailer Diablo 16:37, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
~ User:Ameliorate! (with the !) (talk) 00:25, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Backslash Forwardslash 20:35, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
BorgQueen (talk) 11:56, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
Orlady (talk) 13:28, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Articles
Articles I've created, rescued or greatly improved, and generally watch:
Article | Action | Article rating |
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Francesco D'Macho | created | expand |
National Congressional Club | created | expand possibly DYK (use books) |
Society page | created | expand possibly DYK (use books) |
Jesse Helms Center | created | expand |
The Speech: Race and Barack Obama's "A More Perfect Union" | created | expand with reviews when available |
Barney Frank | cleaned up | expand political career |
LGBT tourism | cleaned up | expand and GA nom |
Donna Sachet | started | expand |
Fag stag | cleaned up | nom for GA? |
LGBT | improved | nom for GA? |
Halloween in the Castro | expanded | send to GA after clean-up |
Péter Tóth (pianist) | rescued | needs expanding |
Global Health Council | created | needs more clean-up |
I Am Your Gummy Bear | created | needs clean-up |
International AIDS Candlelight Memorial | created | needs more clean-up |
Terminology of homosexuality | improved | needs more clean-up |
Nuns of The Above | created | needs expanding and RS |
Jesse Helms | improved | nom for GA? |
Jesse Dirkhising | improved | GA candidate |
David Archuleta | improved | nom for GA? |
Rosie O'Donnell | improved | nom for GA? |
Feminists For Life | improved | still needs cite cleaning |
Pinoy | rescued | GA |
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence | improved | check licenses on images then nom for GA? |
Redstone Building | improved | nom for GA? |
Chicken (gay slang) | created | needs work, draft in subpages |
Lonnie Frisbee | improved | nom for GA |
Fart lighting | rescued | nom for GA |
Twink (gay slang) | improved | finish reffing porn, and then nom for GA |
Fingerboard (skateboard) | rescued | nom for GA? |
Pixel artist | rescued | nom for GA? |
Diverse Harmony | rescued | nom for GA? |
Slut Night | rescued | GA candidate |
Jeffree Star | rescued | nom for GA if vandalism ebbs |
Chris Crocker (Internet celebrity) | rescued | nom for GA if vandalism ebbs |
List of animals displaying homosexual behavior | improved | List |
List of mammals displaying homosexual behavior | created | List |
List of birds displaying homosexual behavior | created | List |
Fruit (slang) | rescued | nom for GA? |
Glory hole (sexual slang) | improved | nom for GA? |
Non-heterosexual | rescued | nom for GA? |
Zeituni Onyango | rescued | clean-up cites, nom for GA |
R Family Vacations | created | nom for GA? |
Clash of the Choirs | improved | nom for GA? |
Isis Tsunami | created | nom for GA? |
Dykes on Bikes | created | nom for GA? |
March 19, 2008 anti-war protest | rescued | nom for GA? |
Trauma Flintstone | started | needs expanding, refs, alot of sources on this one |
Jesse Helms Center | started | stubby |
The Dark Side (book) | started | stubby |
Fudgie Frottage | rescued | needs expanding still |
This user helped promote Pinoy to good article status. |
This user helped promote LGBT to good article status. |
This user helped promote Slut Night to good article status. |
This user helped promote David Archuleta to good article status. |
This user rescues articles for the Article Rescue Squadron. |