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SchleFaZ
Genre(bad) movies
Created byOliver Kalkofe
Inspired byOliver Kalkofe, Kai Blasberg
Written byOliver Kalkofe
Screenplay byOliver Kalkofe
Story byOliver Kalkofe
Presented byOliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
StarringOliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
Theme music composerMichael Jackson
Opening themeBad
Country of originGermany
Original languageGerman
No. of seasons9
No. of episodes12 or 16 (in 3 chapter: spring, summer, winter)
Production
ProducerJörg Strombach
Original release
NetworkTele 5
Release2013-07-26

SchleFaZ [ˈʃleːfat͡s] (Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten) ("The worst movies of all time") is a satirical film series of the German private broadcaster Tele 5. In this series, mainly B-movies, which are characterized by particularly bad workmanship or unintentionally funny ideas, are introduced, commented and presented by Oliver Kalkofe and Peter Rütten [de]. These films themselves are called Schlefaze.

In 2013, Kalkofe and fellow comedian Peter Rütten created and began hosting the still-running show SchleFaZ on Tele 5, which is loosely based on the format of American TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000. The name "SchleFaZ" is a pun on "GröFaZ" (de) (Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten; roughly, "Greatest field commander of all time"; the German word Feldherr has no exact English equivalent), a derogatory nickname for Adolf Hitler.[1]

In it, Kalkofe and Rütten present trash films, introduce them with various background information, after every commercial break comment on the plot so far, and in the end summarize upon it, all within a retro-styled studio decorated in reference to the current film they're commenting on. The show has become an instant surprise hit for Tele 5, being the channel's leading show in ratings (with Kalkofe's other show Kalkofes Mattscheibe Rekalked being second), and during broadcasts of the show on Friday nights, the hashtag #schlefaz regularly enters the German Twitter top ten charts, which has prompted German TV Guides and even Tele 5 themselves to adopt the Twitter hashtag as a semi-official name for the show, also used by show hosts Kalkofe and Rütten themselves. Rütten and Kalkofe made an ironic cameo appearance in the 2015 trash movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!.

Start

Oliver Kalkofe, together with Tele-5 station manager Kai Blasberg, developed the concept for the series in 2012. Since the Tele München Gruppe owns a large number of B-movies, e.g. of the production company The Asylum, which had already been broadcast on Tele 5, the idea of presenting them as trash television - in deliberate dissociation from the concepts of other broadcasters - matured. Thus, the title of the programme stands in contrast to the Kabel One slogan "The best films of all time".

The films are presented by the presenters during the broadcast and are provided with biting comments which are then cut in between.[2]

Concept

During the programme, films are presented which, according to the presenters, are considered particularly bad and therefore deserve special attention. One film is presented per programme and is examined in more detail.

At the beginning of each episode the viewer is prepared for the film by the presenters. Information about the actors, the director and other facts about the film are presented in a humorous way. In addition, a special cocktail is created or presented for each film, whose composition or name has a reference to the film. In connection with this, a drinking game is usually introduced. For example, the audience of the film Sharknado should drink a cocktail every time a flying shark is seen. During the film, pop-ups are used to provide background information on the respective scene or to remind viewers of the drinking game. After the commercial breaks, the presenters ironically discuss particularly prominent scenes of the film. At the end of the film, what has been seen is summarized and a conclusion is given. As the seasons progress, it has become established that Kalkofe is the incorrigible enthusiast who always gives the films an artistic touch, while Rütten plays the constantly pessimistic and disinterested viewer who almost without exception finds the film bad. Yet, the curse "Fickende Hölle! ("Fucking Hell!") has established itself as Rütten's catchphrase.

In 13 German cinemas (as of February 2014) the SchleFaZ series will be shown on the big screen simultaneously with the TV broadcast. The summer episodes of the 3rd season were simultaneously broadcast on Joiz Germany.[3] First films of the series were released on DVD in June 2015.[4]

Airing data

Most of the Drinking Game are word plays and/or rhyme in German and therefore make little or no sense in English. The Cocktail was not translated cause of the word play.

Season 1

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
1 1 Supershark [1] Super Shark 2011 Shark Shooter Schluckspecht (Bloody Mary @ Blue Lagoon) every epic shark close-up 2013-07-26
2 2 Der Mann mit der Kugelpeitsche / Knochenbrecher im Wilden Westen [2] Il mio nome è Shanghai Joe 1973 Chinese Mouthkick every time, the 'yellow' hero jumps or flies 2013-08-02
3 3 The Throne of Fire [3] Il trono di fuoco 1983 Onan, der Hotel Bar Barbar jeder Vernunft At that time we did not see any good hooks.
Proposal today: Whenever Princess Valkari accuses her brave protector and climber Siegfried of betraying her and wanting to kill her		 2013-08-09
4 4 Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische [4] Killer Fish 1979 Cai-Piranha for each victim 2013-08-16
5 5 Cherry 2000 [5] Cherry 2000 1987 Cherry Cherry Lady every action scene gets us a drink 2013-08-23
6 6 Hasse deinen Nächsten [6] Odia il prossimo tuo 1968 Shot in the Pants - 2013-08-30
7 7 Battlefield Earth – Kampf um die Erde [7] Battlefield Earth 2000 Beer every laugh is toasted 2013-09-06
8 8 Perry Rhodan – SOS aus dem Weltall [8] ...4...3...2...1...Morte 1967 Perry Rhodan Perioden Plum Punch every time, there's a scary noise or when someone does "science" 2013-09-13
9 9 Orcs – Sie kommen, um uns alle zu töten [9] Orcs! [10] 2011 Bloody Mordor whenever the word "orcs" is spoken 2013-09-27
10 10 Frogs [11] Frogs 1972 Everglades Surprise every time, a frog is visible in the film (for each missed frog a double shot as a penalty) 2013-10-04
11 11 Sumuru – Die Tochter des Satans [12] The Million Eyes of Sumuru 1967 Original Sumuru Schlüpferschließer (Mumu-Tsu) every time, men's dignity is destroyed by a woman 2013-10-11
12 12 Mega Piranha [13] Mega Piranha 2010 Orinoco-Knockout (Mega-Cai-Piranha) every time, a Piranha jumps 2013-10-18

Season 2

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
13 1 Sharknado – Genug gesagt! [14] Sharknado 2013 Hai Tai Haiopai every time, a shark flies 2014-01-10
14 2 Blacula [15] Blacula 1972 Bloody Blacky every bite of a vampire 2014-02-07
15 3 Titanic II – Die Rückkehr [16] Titanic II 2010 Iceberg Surprise every bad CGI scene 2014-03-07
16 4 Die sieben Männer der Sumuru [17] The Girl from Rio 1969 Summa Sumuru Clit Sprizz every time, a person is tortured 2014-04-04
17 5 Monster des Grauens greifen an [18] Gezora, Ganime, Kamēba: Kessen! Nankai no Daikaijū 1970 Echs’ on the Beach every time, a monster roars or makes any kind of noise 2014-05-02
18 6 Die schwarzen Zombies von Sugar Hill [19] Sugar Hill 1974 Voodoo Würgens every new Zombie 2014-06-06
19 7 Zwiebel-Jack räumt auf [20] Cipolla Colt 1975 Long Onion Ice Tea; Zwie-Bellini; Zwiebel-Bowle every time, Onion-Jack bites into a onion or drinks onion juice 2014-07-11
20 8 Camel Spiders – Angriff der Monsterspinnen [21] Camel Spiders 2011 Solifugae Solifugaa every time, a spider or a person is killed 2014-08-01
21 9 Sharknado 2 [22] Sharknado 2: The Second One 2014 Hai Tai Zwaiopai every time, of a cameo appearance 2014-11-21
22 10 Flotte Teens und heiße Jeans [23] La liceale 1975 Happy Hymen Virgin Buster every sexist scene 2014-11-28
23 11 Airplane vs. Volcano [24] Airplane vs. Volcano [25] 2014 Lava Lava Liver Burner, Kerosin Sprizzz every time... you want/need a drink (drink at your own will) 2014-12-05
24 12 Dracula jagt Frankenstein [26] Los Monstruos del Terror 1970 Team Dracula: Vamp-Eierlikör
Team Frankenstein: Franken-Steinhäger		 every time, a helpless woman screams 2014-12-12

Season 3

Part of the 3. Season was the special on 29. February 2016 'Tag der Untoten' ("Day of the Undead") with the movies Vampirella and Blacula.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
25 1 Der Hammer [27] No Holds Barred 1989 Alk Hogan every time, Hulk Hogan wears a new, horrible outfit 2015-06-19
26 2 Battle of Los Angeles [28] Battle of Los Angeles 2011 L-Alien Ass Kicker every time, anybody mentions the name "Arnstead" 2015-06-26
27 3 Pudelnackt in Oberbayern [29] Pudelnackt in Oberbayern [30] 1969 Bajuwarisches Blankbusenbier every time, a nacked breast appears 2015-07-03
28 4 Xanadu [31] Xanadu 1980 Olivia-Newton-John-Tra-Volta-Tü-Ta-Taa every time, somebody dance or sing 2015-07-10
29 5 Mega Python vs. Gatoroid [32] Mega Python vs. Gatoroid 2011 Team Python: Mega Pythons Spei-Ing Circus
Team Gator: Batida de Croco		 Team Python: every time, somebody is prey of a python
Team Gator: every time, somebody is prey of an alligator		 2015-07-17
30 6 Der Dampfhammer von Send-Ling [33] Crazy Couple 1979 Kung Fuzzius Screw Driver every time, the ape of the hero appears 2015-07-24
31 7 Supersonic Man [34] Supersonic Man 1979 Vodka Sonic / Super-Power-Pussy-Punch every time, the hero discovers a new super power 2015-07-31
32 8 Thor – Der Allmächtige [35] Almighty Thor 2011 Balla-Balla-Walhalla-Wurst-Wasser-Woousa every time, the hero misses the enemy 2015-08-07
33 9 Double Trouble – Warte, bis mein Bruder kommt Double Trouble 1992 Doppel-Moppel-Mucki-Schlucki every time, an actor/actress appears, which is more famous than the two main actors 2015-08-14
34 10 Vampirella [36] Vampirella 1996 Blut-Tooth every time, Vampirellas huge decollete is visible 2015-08-21
35 11 Roboter der Sterne [37] Tie Chao Ren [38] 1974 Großer Halluzinator every time, the "magische Ballermann" ("Maha Baron") (the big, red robot) rotates his head 2015-08-28
36 12 Sharknado 3 [39] Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! 2015 Hai Tai Draiopai every time, Fin Shepard (the hero of the movie) kills a shark 2015-09-05
37 13 Knight Rider 2000 [40] Knight Rider 2000 1991 Schlucking For Freedom Berlin Brusthaar Booster every time, the movie get real boring 2015-11-27
38 14 Hentai Kamen [41] Hentai Kamen 2013 Pipi Popo Pöter Punsch every time, Hentai Kamen brings his balls to the face of an enemy (aka. pervers special attack "Golden Powerbomb") 2015-12-04
39 15 Planet der Dinosaurier [42] Planet of the Dinosaurs 1977 48-Hour-Dinosaur-Sour every time, main character Jim gets snotty, smart-arse, and tell everybody, how it's done 2015-12-11
40 16 Snow Sharks [43] Avalanche Sharks 2013 Großer Weißer Kopfabreisser every time, somebody says/mentions "Skuquum" 2015-12-18

Season 4

In March 2016 Tele 5 announced season 4, which will include twelve movies.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
41 1 Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne [44] Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne [45] 1970 Mündliche Prüfung (Power-Pauker-Pennen-Wackler) ever time, a cold-served bang returns from the funny young people 2016-07-15
42 2 Arachnoquake Arachnoquake [46] 2012 Karamba, Arachno, ein Whiskey every time, somebody says „Pops“ 2016-07-22
43 3 Libero [47] Libero [48] 1973 Außenrist-Spritz-Kaiser-Franz-Fizz every time, men with distinctive sideburns appears 2016-07-29
44 4 Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls [49] Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls 2008 Pain in the Brain-Quatermain every time, somebody breaths, groans or gasps eccentricly; particularly speziell Lady Anna 2016-08-05
45 5 Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda – Kampf der Urzeitgiganten [50] Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda 2014 Team Cuda: Barracuda Schluckluder
Team Pussy: Sharktopus Leberschuss		 Team Cuda: every time, a person is prey of the Pterodactylus-Barracuda
Team Pussy: every time, a person is prey of a shark		 2016-08-12
46 6 Dämonen aus dem All [51] La Morte viene dal pianeta Aytin [52] 1967 Jetzt Yeti Party richtig los – Himalaya Hirnhäcksler every time, "our" Commander Jackson simulates competence with a firm voice and then only tells some hair-raising nonsense 2016-08-19
47 7 Daniel, der Zauberer [53] Daniel, der Zauberer 2004 Cocksuck] er every time, when the Eggenfeldener protozoon (=Daniel) changes his outfit 2016-08-26
48 8 Metropolis 2000 [54] I nuovi barbari 1982 Apokalypse Lau every time, when you marvel a 'dog rough' stunt in slow-motion 2016-09-02
49 9 Invasion aus dem Innern der Erde [55] Zhong guo chao ren 1975 Hi Ho Hongkong Hirnhaut Hobler every time, when one of the evil 'supermonster' uses a never-seen superpower 2016-09-09
50 10 Ich – ein Groupie [56] Ich – ein Groupie [57] 1970 Bumskino Billigballerbrühe every time, a nacked breast appears 2016-09-16
51 11 Ator II – Der Unbesiegbare [58] Ator 2 - L'invincibile Orion 1984 Miles O’Keeffe – Aperitiv (Schiefer Kiefer Zungen-Triefer) every time, when Ator crosses blades with an opponent 2016-09-23
52 12 Der Koloß von Konga [59] Xing xing wang 1977 Team Monkey: Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong
Team Human: Human Touch & Platsch		 Team Monkey: every time, when main actor "Utam" gets a well-deserved close-up
Team Human: every time, when the extremely stupid so-called "hero" of the movie "Chen Fu" does something totally stupid, senselessly stupid or hair-raisingly wrong		 2016-09-30
53 13 Sharknado 4 [60] Sharknado: The 4th Awakens 2016 Hai Tai Zwaimalzwaiopai every time, when the fun-loving makers of this movie have integrated a subtle parodistic film quote into the movie 2016-12-02
54 14 Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen [61] Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen 1970 I'm just a sweet Transvestite am Wörthersee
(Rüttens erster Vorschlag „Der Ilja Richter und sein Henker“ wurde von Kalkofe abgelehnt mit der Begründung, dass in der werberelevanten Zielgruppe den Dürrenmatt „keine Sau kennt“)		 every time, when the generally predominant image of women in the 70s is eloquently illustrated in the film by chauvinistic-sexist jokes or clumsy assaults 2016-12-09
55 15 Jack Frost – Der eiskalte Killer [62] Jack Frost 1997 Snowball in hell auf ex und zwar schnell every time, Jack Frost works on his day job and makes another victim 2016-12-16
56 16 Santa Claus [63] Santa Claus 1959 Fucking Hell Jingle Bell Santa Slayer every time, when Santa laughs for no reason 2016-12-23

Season 5

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
57 1 Hentai Kamen: Abnormal Crisis [64] Hentai Kamen: Abunōmaru Kuraishisu 2016 Koko Kaka Klöten Klopper every time, Hentai Kamen draws his classic King-testicle-collision „directly in the face“ or another one of his extremely perverted special attacks 2017-06-30
58 2 Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los [65] Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los [66] 1982 Mama-Afrika-Malaria-Maneater every time, our old Ösi-Chaplin Alexander Grill alias "Sammy the steward" verbally fires a mega gag, plays a mega gag or get hit by a gag in return 2017-07-07
59 3 Avengers Grimm [67] Avengers Grimm 2015 Rotnäschen und der böse Alk (aka Red Rülpsing Schluck) every time, the girls nag each other 2017-07-14
60 4 Macho Man [68] Macho Man [69] 1985 René-Weller-Faustpropeller-Fressendeller every time, a never-seen man with a moustache appears 2017-07-21
61 5 Hobgoblins [70] Hobgoblins 1988 Hobgoblin-Hirn-Hornhaut-Heinzelmann for every Hobgoblin that appears 2017-07-28
62 6 Samurai Cop [71] Samurai Cop 1991 Big-Dick-Wonder-Wig-Koma-Kick every time, the wig is visible 2017-08-04
63 7 Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza [72] Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza 1983 Titten, Sonne, Alte Witza – Heidewitzka auf Ibiza Team Love: every joke about sex and affection
Team Songs: every terrible shit song or vibe Schlager		 2017-08-11
64 8 Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies [73] Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies 2012 Let's make America even greater – Lincoln Zombie-Annihilator! every zombie eliminated 2017-08-18
65 9 Die Brut des Bösen [74] Die Brut des Bösen [75] 1979 Nanu Lanoo Zack Bumm Anders Rum! every time, our chicken-chested hero-stereotype brings own one of his opponents 2017-08-25
66 10 Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf [76] Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf 2015 Team Sharky: Sharktopus Leberschuss!
Team Wolfi: Wolfswal Schädelqual!		 Team Sharky: every victim that is assigned to the murderous shark mutant in the moving Krakenbein ballet skirt
Team Wolfi: every wolfishly random devastation victim		 2017-09-01
67 11 Max und Moritz Reloaded [77] Max und Moritz Reloaded [78] 2005 Mad Max and Mental Moritz Mass-Murder Molotov-Cocktail every constructed taboo break 2017-09-08
68 12 Star Crash – Sterne im Duell [79] Starcrash 1978 Star Crash Film Trash Brain Smash every time, wone of the main characters of the intergalactic spectacle - reveals some new "ability" 2017-09-15
69 13 Sharknado 5: Global Swarming [80] 5harknado: Global Swarming 2017 Hai Tai Haiaiaiaiaiopai Team Fin: every time, when Chief Shark Slasher Fin takes one out
Team Fun: every time, if in the picture a person is eaten, beaten, crushed or otherwise done in a funny way by a shark		 2017-12-01
70 14 Lord of the Elves – Das Zeitalter der Halblinge [81] Clash of the Empires 2012 If there are no fucking Elves - you have to make them up yourselves! every time, when a terribly lifelike monster appears in the picture, which makes our blood freeze in our veins 2017-12-08
71 15 Bigfoot – Die Legende lebt! [82] Bigfoot 2012 Bigfoot Blaster-Brainfuck Disaster every time, Bigfoot kills a human 2017-12-15
72 16 Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod [83] Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod 1967 Dynamit-im-Schritt-Agenten-Sprit every time, a fast zoom and/or hard camera panning one will be poured 2017-12-22

Season 6

Since all films have a clearance from 12 years on, the date was brought forward from about 22:15 to 20:15.[6]

The winter season aired the sixth and last part of the Sharknado series.[7]

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
73 1 Spiceworld – Der Film [84] Spice World 1997 Spice Spice Lady auf Ice Ice Baby every time, the Spice Girls sing 2018-04-06
74 2 Der Polyp – Die Bestie mit den Todesarmen [85] Tentacoli 1977 Kraken - Miracle - Tentacle - Debacle every time, the Kraken attacks anyone or anything 2018-04-13
75 3 Herkules [86] Hercules 1983 Mega-Mucki Muskeltini every time, Hercules uses his magnificent muscles and or a particularly exciting event is shown in slow motion 2018-04-20
76 4 Argoman – Der phantastische Supermann [87] Come rubare la corona d'Inghilterra 1967 After Sex Six Hour Nix Power every time, awesome Argoman uses one of his fantastic super powers 2018-04-27
77 5 Die Rückkehr des King Kong [88] Kingu Kongu tai Gojira 1962 Team King Kong: King Kong Ding Dong Sching Schong Bing Bong Sing Along
Team Godzilla: Atom Godzilla Leber-Killer		 Team King Kong: every time, Kong shouts and rumbles
Team Godzilla: every time, Godzilla emits his familiar and beloved monster cry		 2018-08-03
78 6 Strippers vs Werewolves [89] Strippers vs Werewolves 2012 Lupusreiner hundsgemeiner Stripper Ripper! every time, "2-to-6 window split-screens" and/or "trick and scratch" crossfades 2018-08-10
79 7 Slugs [90] Slugs, muerte viscosa 1988 Viskos verrotzter Schneckenschleim-Schlotzer every time, an innocent person is verified murdered and the snails munch 2018-08-17
80 8 Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps [91] Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps [92] 1981 Anders ist besser, aber Christian nicht every time, there is a clearly identifiable, absolutely indisputable exploitation element in the film 2018-08-24
81 9 Saltwater: Atomic Shark [93] Saltwater [94] 2016 Atom-Hai-Way-To-Hell! every time, our anaerobic nuclear waste disposal place wipes out the life of some unfortunate human being 2018-08-31
82 10 Die Insel der Ungeheuer [95] The Food of the Gods 1976 Rat Pack - Ex & Weg (auch bekannt als Ratatouille Huiuiui) every time, we see huge rats, gigantic chickens or other mega-sized monster creatures 2018-09-07
83 11 Sorceress – Die Mächte des Lichts [96] Sorceress 1982 Alter Falter Licht-Abschalter every time, anyone talks about the "Two who are One". Or if it's somehow shown how "One is the two" is. 2018-09-14
84 12 Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs [97] Cowboys vs Dinosaurs [98] 2015 Team Cowboy: Dinohasser Feuerwasser
Team Dino: After Hour Dinosaur Cowboy-Aua Sweet & Sour		 Team Cowboy: every time, a cowboy or a human being in general blows out the already long blazing light of life to a dinosaur
Team Dino: every time, a naturally aggressive self-made Sauropoda kills a human		 2018-09-21
85 13 Sharknado 6: The Last One [99] The Last Sharknado: It's About Time 2018 Hai-Tai-Juhu-Endlich-Vorbei-Opai For every time travel or strange anomaly that may be caused by such 2018-11-30
86 14 Gefangene im Weltraum [100] Prison Ship 1986 A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away – Called Fred Olen Ray every time, a woman is involved in a combat 2018-12-07
87 15 Der letzte Lude [101] Der letzte Lude [102] 2003 Große Freiheit-Schrittverschwitzter-Geile Meile-Ritzenspritzer! every time, naked skin, erotic or otherwise suggestive St. Pauli-slippery is shown 2018-12-14
88 16 Jack Frost 2 – Die Rache des Killerschneemanns [103] Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman 2000 Schnee Ade Karibik Hirnfick! for every rotten assassination by Jack 2018-12-21

Season 7

A Marvel film was presented at the beginning.[8] The film premiered in Hamburg in the presence of the hosts before it was shown on Tele 5 at 10 pm. For the hundredth episode a big live event took place on September 28, 2019 at the Tempodrom in Berlin.[9] The summer season opened on August 23, 2019 with "Plan 9 from Outer Space". This film is often mentioned when people ask for the worst film ever. It already celebrated its premiere in the Schlefaz version at the Filmfest München on June 29, 2019.[10]

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
89 1 Captain America [104] Captain America 1990 Team Hero: Oh Captain, Mein Captain America Hip Hip Hurra
Team Zero: Heidewitzka Herr Kapitän – United States Tatü-Tata		 Team Hero: every time, the fantastic Captain America does something truly heroic (and it won't be little)
Team Zero: if, against all logical expectation, he should accidentally do something stupid or even fail		 2019-04-26
90 2 Nightbeast – Terror aus dem Weltall [105] Nightbeast 1982 Alien-Annihilator – Nachtbiest-Notfallsanitäter every time, a shot fired from the special, extraterrestrial laser gun or a conventional, mundane firearm 2019-05-03
91 3 Dragon Crusaders – Im Reich der Kreuzritter und Drachen [106] Dragon Crusaders 2011 Der legendäre Drachenficker-Kreuzritter-Liquor every time, a completely freely created fantasy-mythical creature is in the picture 2019-05-10
92 4 Der Mann mit den zwei Köpfen [107] The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant 1971 Southern Discomfort Doppeldecker Kürbis-Cracker every time at a exploitative representation 2019-05-17
93 5 Plan 9 aus dem Weltall [108] Plan 9 from Outer Space 1959 Champagne, the best the cellar has to offer, from the finest crystal, or the original Ed Wood version: Luke warm tap water from a plastic cup, even used every time, a real "Ed Wood moment", in which his very special vision of film art comes clear 2019-08-23
94 6 Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo [109] Das verrückte Strandhotel [110] 1983 Bumsi-Bumsi-Hahaha-Schnackselspaß in Kenia – Fick for Fun mit Marischka every time, when we have to watch something sensual-stimulating or hear something connoted in a cheerfully erotic way 2019-08-30
95 7 Die fliegenden Feuerstühle [111] Zhui sha [112] 1973 Yamaha-Yamah-Soul-Happy-Hongkong-Punch-Bowl every shitty kick in a shitty fight 2019-09-06
96 8 Evil Toons – Flotte Teens im Geisterhaus [113] Evil Toons 1992 Looney-Tuney-Bampalooney-Balla-Balla-Brägenknaller whenever we are treated to a chauvinistically beautiful view of an uncovered female breast landscape in the best 90s video cassette pause button press manner 2019-09-13
97 9 Atomic Hero [114] The Toxic Avenger 1984 Tromaville-Overkill-Rächerbecher every time, a Splatter, Gore, Hyperbrutalo or even disgusting scene is presented 2019-09-20
98 10 Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden [115] Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden [116] 1972 Woman in Chains every time, when a pitiable housewife (Hausfrau) feels unloved, unhappy, or inexplicably dissatisfied with the overall situation 2019-09-27
99 11 Laserkill – Todesstrahlen aus dem All [117] Laserblast 1978 Free Billy Silly Killy-Master Blaster Disaster for any fiery explosion or explosive fire caused by direct or indirect laser blast gun impact 2019-10-04
100 12 Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel [118] The Lost Empire 1985 Mach-Mich-Nasser-Tausendsassa-Hundertwasser at every typical 'Now that's what I call SchleFaZ' moment, that is, at everything that you could never experience in a really good film, but only here with us 2019-10-11
101 13 The Bees – Operation Todesstachel [119] The Bees 1978 Let it Bee every time, if one or more bees can be seen in the film 2019-11-29
102 14 Santa's Slay – Blutige Weihnachten [120] Santa's Slay 2005 We Wish You a Deadly Christmas and a Bag Full of Fear every time, the "Red-White" kills innocent people in an announced amusing way 2019-12-06
103 15 Die neuen Abenteuer des Herkules [121] Le avventure dell'incredibile Ercole 1985 Ob Herkules, ob Fraukules – Im Olymp herrscht immer Stress every time, a god, goddess, mythical creature or spiritual name is mentioned 2019-12-13
104 16 6-Headed Shark Attack [122] 6-Headed Shark Attack [123] 2018 Six-Shooter-Schädelfluter every time, anyone is arguing or squabbling with anyone anywhere 2019-12-20

Season 8

For the first time the spring season includes six movies. The summer season includes also six movies, the final in winter has four more.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
105 1 Troll 2 [124] Troll 2 1990 Grün Gefickter Hirn-Trollator every time, green slime appears, green sauce, green wobble or any other green liquid in whatever consistency 2020-04-24
106 2 Das rote Phantom schlägt zu [125] Superargo contro Diabolikus 1966 Superagro-Grenzdebilish-Extra-Grobmotorisch (in the tradition of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) for every James Bond quote 2020-05-01
107 3 Ator – Herr des Feuers [126] Ator l'invincibile 1982 The Ator-Tur­e Never Stops every time, we see a new piece of fur 2020-05-08
108 4 Trabbi goes to Hollywood [127] Trabbi goes to Hollywood 1991 Blonder kühler Nasenspüler every time, when birthday blonde and conveyor loudmouth Thomas Gottschalk spices up one of his classic cool phrases from the verbal backhand 2020-05-15
109 5 Tödliche Beute [128] Deadly Prey 1987 Rambo in the Bamboo – Stallone Klone to the Bone for every death that our hero Mike Danton causes 2020-05-22
110 6 Der sechste Kontinent [129] At the Earth's Core 1976 Pellucidar-Heihopsassa-Saurier-Tirallala every time, we discover a new fascinating form of primeval flora or fauna that makes our curious explorer heart jump for joy 2020-05-29
111 7 Rock Aliens [130] Voyage of the Rock Aliens 1984 Ora et Zadora – Pia-Colada-Achdumeinliebervada every time, a new song is played 2020-08-214
112 8 Die Mumie des Pharao [131] Dawn of the Mummy [132] 1981 Mummy Mia Anti-Fear-Schockverhütungs-Elixier every time, when the blood in our veins threatens to freeze with horror, so with every shock effect 2020-08-21
113 9 Laß jucken, Kumpel [133] Laß jucken, Kumpel [134] 1972 Team Love: Love & Romance Koitus – Liebesluder Leberschuss
Team Suff: Bumsbier mit Molle, vergiss doch die Olle		 Team Love: every time, when the physical joining, i.e. the physical expression of love, also known as sexual intercourse, is discussed theoretically or practically
Team Suff: every time, one is tilted in the movie		 2020-08-28
114 10 Angriff der Riesenspinne [135] The Giant Spider Invasion 1975 saftig-süßer Zungenkuss vom Arachne Giganticus every time, the beast injures, destroys, eats and digests 2020-09-04
115 11 Dollman [136] Dollman 1991 Nur 33 Zentimeter – Doch hart als wär's ein Teil von Peter
Cocktail-Drink-Veto-Recht by Kalkofe
Selbstjustiz-Mit-Witz-Spritz-Space-Cop-Shrink-Drink		 every time, if anyone is harmed anywhere by the direct or indirect action of the Dollman 2020-09-11
116 12 Masters of the Universe [137] Masters of the Universe 1987 He-Man-She-Girl-It-Thing-Trink-Ding every time, when the wrinkly bone-face Skeletor gives a command or threat 2020-09-18
117 13 Planet of the Sharks [138] Planet of the Sharks [139] 2016 Hai as a Kite – SchleFaZ Delight – Waterworld Wannabe-Wave Rider♠ every time, a shark causes a victim 2020-11-27
118 14 R.O.T.O.R. - Die Killer-Maschine [140] R.O.T.O.R. 1987 Terminator Robo-Motor Law & Order Leber-Rotor♦ every time, the rough Rotor-Robocop kills, injures or otherwise uses brutal force 2020-12-04
119 15 Gefangene des Universums [141] Prisoners of the Lost Universe 1983 Universeller lichtschneller Multi-Dimensions-Umsteller every time, when the film fully demonstrates its great strengths in the sector "nimble, bright dialog wit" 2020-12-11
120 16 Das Gehirn [142] The Brain 1988 Here comes the Brain again – Hypophysen-Beglücker-Frontallappenficker every time, when the evil Brain or one of his hypno-brain hallucinations belonging to him appears, we dump one on the sponge 2020-12-18

The season also included a Halloween special on October 31, 2020 with the films Vampirella (season 3) and The Food of the Gods (season 6).


♠ In the original Version/homepage it's written "Hai as a Knight", but on the movie it was called "Kite" - which gives as the idea how it was meant. Second, in the movie Dr. Shayne Nichols is kite surfing.

♦ see also Rotor syndrome, a liver disease

Season 9

At Jan 27 2020 was announced that a ninth season will be aired, beginning in spring.[11] In calendar week 20, shots of new filming for the summer season were published on Twitter.

No.
(Sum)		 Nr.
(Season)		 Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] Movie / Original Name [imdb link] Release Cocktail[5] Drinking Game Airing date
121 1 Macabra – Die Hand des Teufels Demonoid 1981 Ab die Hände, Wochenende[disambiguation needed] alias Abra-Macabra – Scheisse-Gelabra every time, the Hand appears 2021-04-09
122 2 America 3000 [143] America 3000 1986 Happy-Doomsday[disambiguation needed]-Tranquilizer Armageddon-Optimizer every time, somebody speaks in the "post-apocalyptic" language 2021-04-16
123 3 Zombie Nightmare [144] Zombie Nightmare 1987 Leck mich fett, Motörhead – Zombies vor, noch ein Thor ♦ every time, when a new metal song sweetens our ears and our hearts 2021-04-23
124 4 Angel's Höllenkommando Hell Squad 1986 Love Me Gender – Ladykracher Strullemacher Team Titty Twister: every time, when the motorcycle lights switch to high beam and the huge bells ring
Team Testo Terror: every time, our heroic hell squad slaughters a macho male bastard in the spirit of the feminist struggle for freedom, or at least gives him a good smack on the face		 2021-04-30
125 5 Disco Godfather Disco Godfather 1979 _Toast_ _game_ 2021-08-27
126 6 Sloane - Die Gewalt im Nacken Sloane 1985 _Toast_ _game_ 2021-09-03
127 7 Time Breaker 1975 _Toast_ _game_ 2021-09-10
128 8 Angriff der Riesenkralle The Giant Claw 1957 _Toast_ _game_ 2021-09-17
129 9 Das Söldnerkommando Kill Squad 1982 _Toast_ _game_ 2021-09-24
130 10 Kampf um die 5. Galaxis L'umanoide 1979 _Toast_ _game_ 2021-10-01
131 11 Rise of the Animals Rise of the Animals 2011 _Toast_ _game_ 2021-10-08
132 12 Liebesgrüße aus Fernost Wonder Women 1973 _Toast_ _game_ ?


♦ also Tor German for goal [145] and Thor

Guests

In some episodes special guests appear in different ways.

  • #36 Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! - Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter
  • #53 Sharknado: The 4th Awakens - Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter
  • #111 Voyage of the Rock Aliens - Peter Illmann [146], hoster of 68 episodes of the ARD music program Formel Eins [147] in 1983 and 1984
  • #116 Masters of the Universe - Kai Blasberg [148], former managing director of the private television station Tele 5
  • #124 Angel's Höllenkommando - Bela B, bought for 20 € as double for Peter (original statement from Bela B.)
  • #125 ? - Live show with guests, was streamed on 10 July as coop from Cinema and Tele 5


Trivia

  • German regisseur Uwe Boll sent Tele 5 a video message on the occasion of the first season, thanking them for not showing any of his own films.[12] After the first season, Boll suggested that his films would be presented in the programme, but Rütten and Kalkofe decided against it.[13]
  • Oliver Kalkofe stated in an interview by Peer Schader that the film Hercules in New York was in discussion for the programme, but was not permitted to be shown on TV because of Arnold Schwarzenegger's veto.[14] On 8 May 2020, it was finally shown on Tele 5 after all, but as a warm-up film for SchleFaZ.
  • The HanseMerkur Versicherungsgruppe has sponsored the summer seasons of SchleFaZ since 2016. Simultaneously with the broadcast, their official Twitter account humorously provides an insurance perspective on aspects in the shown movie and answers the often not entirely serious questions of users.[15] Since 2017, the HanseMerkur news spokesman (nicknamed Hansi Merkur by the community) has been answering individual user questions on TV and on Twitter.[16]

References

  1. ^ phil (17 September 2019). "100 Sendungen SchleFaZ – gewinnt VIP-Pakete für das offizielle Jubiläumsfestival". nerdtalk.de (in German). Retrieved 11 January 2021.
  2. ^ GmbH, DWDL de. "Tele 5 setzt "Schlechteste Filme aller Zeiten" fort". DWDL.de.
  3. ^ "SchleFaZ - 'Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten'". joiz.de (in German). Archived from the original on 22 June 2015.
  4. ^ "Sharknado, Zwiebel Jack und mehr: "#SchleFaZ" mit Oliver Kalkofe und Peter Rütten demnächst auf DVD im Handel - DVD". DVD-Forum.at.
  5. ^ a b c d e f g h i "SchleFaz : Cocktails Übersicht".
  6. ^ Ralf Döbele (2018-02-23). ""SchleFaZ": Kalkofe und Rütten ziehen ab April wieder schlechte Filme durch den Kakao". TV Wunschliste. imfernsehen GmbH & Co. KG.
  7. ^ "Zum "SchleFaZ"-Start fliegen die Haie", Quotenmeter (in German), 2018-10-12, retrieved 2018-10-13
  8. ^ ""SchleFaZ": Neue Termine für 2019 stehen fest". Quotenmeter. April 3, 2019.
  9. ^ "SchleFaz : SchleFaZ 100 – Das Jubiläums-Festival: Weitere Live Acts bestätigt!". March 15, 2019.
  10. ^ "SchleFaZ – Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten". TELE 5 (in German).
  11. ^ https://twitter.com/schlefaz/status/1354510311223664655
  12. ^ "Nachricht von Uwe Boll". tele5.de. Archived from the original on 2014-03-11.
  13. ^ "Peter Rütten: 'Ein filmgewordener Rüpel, der Leute rumschubst, braucht meinen Schutz nicht' (2)" (in German). 2019-10-11.
  14. ^ ""Da kommt man an den Rand der Fassungslosigkeit"". DWDL.de.
  15. ^ ""HanseMerkur probiert geilen Scheiss bei Tele 5"". wuv.de.
  16. ^ ""So schrägt bleibt HanseMerkur SchleFaZ treu"". wuv.de.
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