The Shortlands war memorial
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9,824 (2011 Census. Ward)
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Historically, Shortlands was known as Clay Hill. In medieval times the areas consisted of sets of long and short fields, called Longelonds and Shortelonds, the latter ultimately giving its name to Shortlands House (later converted into a hotel, and now a part of Bishop Challoner School) which was built at the start of the 18th century. The house with its extensive farmland was acquired in 1848 by a railway magnate William Wilkinson, who also built several cottages for his farm labourers. Housing development began in the 1860s with the sale of the Shortlands House estate, spurred by the opening of Shortlands railway station in 1858. The housing along Westmoreland Road largely dates to the 1880s, with further development occurring in the 20th century.
Pearson & Cox was a British automobile manufacturer in Shortlands, trading from 1908 to 1916. In 1913 they manufactured both steam-powered vehicles (cars and bicycles) and petrol powered cyclecars.
In 1921, a war memorial, designed by W. D. Caroe in the form of a Celtic cross, was unveiled in the village, in the middle of a road junction. On 8 July 2016, a Mini car collided with the memorial, breaking it into pieces. The memorial was restored in October 2017 and re-positioned on its site.
Shortlands is today a quiet, fairly prosperous suburb. There is a library on Shortlands Road and a small row of shops by the railway station.
Shortlands station serves the area with National Rail services to London Victoria via Herne Hill and London Blackfriars via Catford, as well as to Orpington and to Sevenoaks via Swanley. As of 2019, the station also houses a coffee shop, snack retailer and dry cleaners.
Sports and leisure
Beccehamians RFC, a Rugby Union Club founded in 1933, plays competitive rugby at Sparrows Den at the bottom of Corkscrew Hill near West Wickham.
- Enid Blyton (1897-1968), children's author, commemorated by a blue plaque on 83 Shortlands Road where she lived part of her life.
- Harold Bride (1890-1956), the wireless operator aboard RMS Titanic lived at 58 Ravensbourne Avenue from 1903 - 1922, commemorated by a blue plaque on the property.
- Sir John Brown (1816–1896), Victorian-era industrialist, died at Shortlands House.
- Grahame Clark (1907–1995), archaeologist who specialised in Mesolithic Europe and palaeoeconomics, grew up in Shortlands.
- Mrs Craik (Dinah Craik) (1826–1887), novelist, lived and died in Shortland.
- John Ossian Davies (1851–1916), the Welsh Congregationalist minister, died here.
- Thomas Charles Dewey (1840-1926), President of the Prudential Assurance Company and philanthropist, commemorated by a blue plaque on 1 South Hill Road where he lived for much of his life.
- George Grote (1794–1871), eminent historian of Greece, was born here at Shortlands House when it was known as Clay Hill.
- General Sir Reginald Hewetson, GCB CBE DSO (1908–1993) senior British Army office.
- Charles Keeping (1924–1988), illustrator, children'sauthor and lithographer, lived at 16 Church Road where there is a plaque commemorating him.
- Joseph Thomas Last (1849-1933), English missionary, explorer and naturalist, died here.
- Alexander Muirhead (1848-1920), electrical engineer, credited with recording the first human electrocardiogram, lived and died on Church Road.
- Brian Murphy, actor, known for playing George Roper in the sitcom George and Mildred, lived in Shortlands with his wife Linda Regan (see below).
- Linda Regan, actress and author, lived in Shortlands with her husband Brian Murphy (see above).
- Peter Ricketts, former Permanent Secretary to the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, created Baron Ricketts, of Shortlands in 2017.
- Lord Stamp of Shortlands (1880–1941), the first Chartered Mayor of Beckenham and Chairman of the London, Midland and Scottish Railway. lived and died here when his house on Park Hill Road was bombed in 1941.
- John Veale (1922–2006), English classical composer, born here.
- Charles Paget Wade (1883–1956), English architect, artist-craftsman and poet, was born in Shortlands.
The listed Pumphouse
- Bromley.org 2001 Census information for the Shortlands ward "Shortlands ward population - 9303"
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- "Tootswood road". Beckenham History. Retrieved 8 January 2017.
- Willey, Russ. Chambers London Gazetteer, p 441
- "History of Shortlands". Hidden London. Retrieved 8 January 2017.
- "William Wilkinson". Retrieved 8 January 2017.
- "Pearson and Cox Steam motor cycle". collection.sciencemuseum.org.uk. Retrieved 29 October 2017.
- "Pearson and Cox". gracesguide.co.uk. Retrieved 29 October 2017.
- "War memorial destroyed after car crash Mini lands on top of it". Daily Telegraph. 8 July 2016. Retrieved 10 July 2016.
- "War memorial smashed by car returned to former glory". News Shopper. 25 October 2017. Retrieved 26 October 2017.
- Beccehamians RFC
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- "Harold Bride". London Remembers. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- "John Brown". Graces Guide. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- "Grahame Clark" (PDF). The British Academy. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- Sally Mitchell, "Craik, Dinah Maria (1826–1887)", Oxford Dictionary of National Biography (Oxford, OUP, 2004) Retrieved 12 March 2017, pay-walled.
- Williams, Griffith John. "John Ossian Davies". Dictionary of Welsh Biography. National Library of Wales. Retrieved 18 July 2017.
- "Sir Thomas Dewey - Bromley". London Remembers. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- "Charles Keeping". Visit Bromley. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- "Joseph Thomas Last". Conchology. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- "Alexander Muirhead". Graces Guide. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- "TV actors selling Grade II listed Shortlands cottage with links to Blyton, HG Wells and Shelley". Bromley Times. 9 May 2018. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- "No. 61738". The London Gazette. 21 October 2016. p. 22392.
- CWGC Casualty Record, under Beckenham Municipal Borough.
- Guardian Obituary Guardian. 18/01/07
- "Charles Paget Wade". BROMLEY BOROUGH LOCAL HISTORY SOCIETY. Retrieved 14 August 2020.
- Historic England. "Main Pumping Station (1298989)". National Heritage List for England. Retrieved 15 August 2020.