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Graham Michael Hardy (born 1965) is a sad fat wankstain

My life so far

Born in Hertford County Hospital I lived in Hertford until the age of four when I moved to Hoddesdon where I attended The Cranbourne School and The John Warner School before obtaining a place at Newcastle University where I gained a degree in Computing Science and became a Christian.

After spending a year in voluntary work at St Mary's Church, Bramall Lane in Sheffield I got a job in Norwich working in IT specializing in EDI. I love my daughter emma

Interests

Mountain bike to work most days via part of National Cycle Route 1 through Whitlingham to Thorpe St Andrew
Contributor to www.wetroads.co.uk (An online guide to every UK ford, watersplash and tidal road)
Contributor to Geograph
Wikipedia - (directory, Portal:Novels, Edit counter, Category watchlist,Traffic count)
Norwich City Football Club member
Support several charities including Tearfund, Operation Mobilisation, SPUC and Reachout Trust

Pages created

Books

24 for 3
After the Fire, A Still Small Voice
The Albatross
Air and Angels
All Quiet on the Orient Express
Anthropology: And a Hundred Other Stories
The Atmospheric Railway
The Apple Tree
The Artist's Widow
The Beacon
Before I Go to Sleep
The Best American Short Stories 2010
Between Two Rivers
Bicycle Days
Black Sheep
The Bottle Factory Outing
The Boy Who Taught the Beekeeper to Read
The Boy Who Went Away
The Breaking Point
The Calligrapher
Calm at Sunset, Calm at Dawn
Casualties of Peace
A Change of Climate
The Christmas Tree
Close to Home
The Collector Collector
The Comforters
The Comforts of Madness
Cracks
Crow Lake
A Cruel Bird Came to the Nest and Looked In
The Cure for Death by Lightning
The Deportees and Other Stories
The Destiny of Nathalie 'X'
The Devil's Own Work
Diary of a Pilgrimage
Don't Tell Me the Truth About Love
Doppler
The Dressmaker

Dusty Answer
Dying, In Other Words
The Earthquake Bird
The Echo Chamber
Eclipse of the Sun
Edwin Mullhouse
Emotionally Weird
Eureka Street
Every Day is Mother's Day
The Ex-Wives
Fair Stood the Wind for France
A Far Cry From Kensington
The Finishing School
The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August
The First Person and Other Stories
Fludd
Free Love and Other Stories
From Wimbledon to Waco
The Giant, O'Brien
Gifted
The Gift of Rain
Girl Meets Boy
The Girls of Slender Means
The God Child
Gold
Grace and Truth
The Greenhouse
Grits
Harriet Said...
Heaven Lake
Heavy Water and Other Stories
Heligoland
Hound Music
How to Be Both
The Information Officer
Injury Time
In the Place of Fallen Leaves
The Illusionist
Joseph Knight
Juggling
The Jukebox Queen of Malta
Jungle Lovers
Justine
Keepers of the House
Leadville
Legacy
The Lemon Table
The Land of Decoration
Life-Size
The Light of Day
Like
Little Hands Clapping

The Little White Car
Loitering with Intent
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
The Long March
Love, etc
The Maintenance of Headway
The Mandelbaum Gate
The Man in the Picture
Marry Me
Memento Mori
Millroy the Magician
The Miracle Game
Modern Baptists
A Moment in Time
Monday or Tuesday
Monster Love
Monk Dawson
The Mosquito Coast
Mudbound
My Cleaner
My Driver
The Mysteries of Glass
Naomi's Room
Not the End of the World
Notwithstanding
The Observations
Once in a Blue Moon
One Day as a Tiger
One Good Turn
One Man and His Bog
On the Yankee Station
The Other Side of the Bridge
The Orchard on Fire
The Owl in the Attic
The Paying Guests
Pilcrow
Pobby and Dingan
Pollard
Porky
The Post-Birthday World
Prisoner in a Red-Rose Chain
The Public Image
Public Library and Other Stories
Pulse
The Queen of the Tambourine
A Quiet Drink
Reality and Dreams
Relentless
Ripley Bogle
Rule Britannia
Sacred Country
The Scheme for Full Employment
Seesaw

Self Help
Shopping
Shuttlecock
Skallagrigg
The Small Hand
So Long, See You Tomorrow
The Story of the Weasel
Sunset Over Chocolate Mountains
The Sweet-Shop Owner
Sweet William
Symposium
The Tale of the Unknown Island
Talking it Over
Tango
Territorial Rights
This Is Life
The Thought Gang
Three to See the King
Timoleon Vieta Come Home
To Have and To Hold
Theory of War
There But For The
The Thing Around Your Neck
The Trigon Disunity
The Two Pound Tram
The Two Sisters
The Understory
Under the Beetle's Cellar
The Unnamed
Us
Vacant Possession
The Valley
The Virgins
Welcome to Higby
We Others
When She Woke
When the Professor Got Stuck in the Snow
When Will There Be Good News?
Where They Were Missed
The White Family
The Whole Story and Other Stories
The Whore's Child and Other Stories
Wild Boy
The Winter Ghosts
The Wimbledon Trilogy
Zennor in Darkness

People

Authors

Artists

Others

Book awards

Places

Book series

Surnames

Rail crashes

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Short stories

Others

Did you know's, contributed

Main page

A fact from GrahamHardy appeared on Wikipedia's Main Page in the Did you know column on 4 June 2010 (check views). The text of the entry was as follows:

Did you know... that ten New Zealand soldiers lost their lives in 1917 in the Bere Ferrers rail accident due to being unaccustomed to the British railway system?

A record of the entry may be seen at Wikipedia:Recent additions/2010/June.

Wikipedia

A fact from GrahamHardy appeared on Wikipedia's Main Page in the Did you know column on 7 July 2010 (check views). The text of the entry was as follows:

Did you know... that a memorial for the Doodlebug Disaster was a result of a school project by three 13-year-olds?

A record of the entry may be seen at Wikipedia:Recent additions/2010/July.

Wikipedia

A fact from GrahamHardy appeared on Wikipedia's Main Page in the Did you know column on 16 July 2010 (check views). The text of the entry was as follows:

Did you know... that the Shepherdsville train wreck, which caused about fifty deaths when two trains collided in December 1917, is the deadliest train wreck in the history of Kentucky?

A record of the entry may be seen at Wikipedia:Recent additions/2010/July.

Wikipedia

Trains Portal

Car 6704 of the 1906 Atlantic City train wreck being removed from the water

...that the 1906 Atlantic City train wreck, in which a West Jersey and Seashore Railroad train fell off a bridge in Atlantic City in the United States, killing 53 people, saw public relations expert Ivy Lee work with the Pennsylvania Railroad to issue what is regarded as the first ever press release?

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Essex

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Colchester (district):

Epping Forest (district):

Category:People from Buckhurst Hill

Rochford (district):

Category:People from Rayleigh, Essex

Tendring (district):

Uttlesford (district):

Herts

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Book cover images provided

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Templates created

Wiki edits

Jul 2008 - 8217 edits, ranked #3153
Feb 2009 - 16585 edits, ranked #1697
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Jan 2015 - 196415 edits, ranked #68
Jul 2015 - 210672 edits, ranked #67
Jan 2016 - 227942 edits, ranked #62
Jun 2016 - 241319 edits, ranked #63

To do List

sort Category:All orphaned articles
http://www.flickr.com/photos/faberandfaber/
http://www.fulltable.com/vts/aoi/index.htm
http://www.ashrare.com/catalogue_95.html
http://www.lib.monash.edu.au/exhibitions/aus-fiction/xaus-fiction.html
http://www.alephbet.com/searchResults.php?action=browse&category_id=251
http://harmonia.meccahosting.com/~a000682b/
Check Category:Novel has infobox needing 1st edition cover
illustrate Category:Newbery Honor winning works, Governor General's Award for English language fiction Category:1939 books
Expand Category:People by district in India
Check football club defsorts : up to 1916
Add Event venue establishments
Continue moving South and East from Bramerton expanding and creating village articles :
- Chedgrave
- Loddon Ingloss
Create Colin Bostock Smith article
Create Family d'Alembert (by Stephen Goldin) articles
Create Wheatfen Broad article
Create Kriva Cuprija article

Cars

Drive
Driven

Holidays

1993 Bruges
1994 Kenmare
1995 Grand Baie (honeymoon)
1996 Amsterdam, Lake Garda
1997 SS Canberra, Isle of Wight

2008 Sandford
2009 Torquay
2013 Taunton
2014 Theddlethorpe
2015 Bruges

2016 Namur, Lazonby

Reading

/Reading

Words

/Words

Diversions :

Gridlock Solutions available from myself
Planarity

Sandbox

/Clarence Mitchell /Sandpit /Free Love

William Faulkner Sentences

from The Sound and the Fury

The train swung around the curve, the engine puffing with short, heavy blasts, and they passed smoothly from sight that way, with that quality about them of shabby and timeless patience, of static serenity: that blending of childlike and ready incompetence and paradoxical reliability that tends and protects them it loves out of all reason and robs them steadily and evades responsibility and obligations by means too barefaced to be called subterfuge even and is taken in theft or evasion with only that frank and spontaneous admiration for the victor which a gentleman feels for anyone who beats him in a fair contest, and withal a fond and unflagging tolerance for white folks' vagaries like that of a grandparent for unpredictable and troublesome children, which I had forgotten.

(From page 73 of Vintage Classics edition publ. 1995)

From As I Lay Dying

In a strange room you must empty yourself for sleep.

And before you are emptied for sleep, what are you.

And when you are emptied for sleep, you are not.

And when you were filled with sleep, you never were.

I don't know what I am.

I don't know if I am or not.

Jewel knows he is, because he does not know that he does not know whether he is or not.

He cannot empty himself for sleep because he is not what he is and he is what he is not.

(From page 73 of Vintage Classics edition publ. 2004)

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 == My life so far ==