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Revision as of 22:18, 25 July 2006

Celebrity Deathmatch
The logo for Celebrity Deathmatch

The logo for Celebrity Deathmatch
Created byEric Fogel
StarringMaurice Schlafer
Len Maxwell
Mills Lane
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Mz. L
Debbie Matenopoulos
Eric Fogel
Country of originUSA
No. of episodes79
Production
Running time30 minutes
Original release
NetworkMTV (1998-2002)
MTV2 (2006-present)
Release1998-2002; 2006-present

Celebrity Deathmatch is a claymation parody television show spoofing professional wrestling that pits celebrities against each other in the ring, almost always ending in a gruesome death of the celebrity who lost the match. The series was created by Eric Fogel. It aired on MTV from May 14, 1998 to October 20, 2002, and lasted for a 75 episode run. There was one special that didn't contribute to the final episode total, entitled Celebrity Deathmatch Hits Germany, which aired on June 21, 2001. Professional wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin gave voice to his animated form as the guest commentator. Early in 2003, a movie was announced by MTV to be in the making, but the project was cancelled by the end of that very same year.

In 2005, MTV2 announced the revival of the show as part of their Sic 'Em Friday programming block. Originally set to return in November 2005, the premiere was pushed back to June 10, 2006 as part of a new Sic'emation block with two other animated shows. Now at MTV2.com, you can vote for fights or make one for the next season of the show.

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Characters (Voice Actors)

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Hosts of Celebrity Deathmach, Johnny Gomez (left) and Nick Diamond (right)
  • Johnny Gomez (Maurice Schlafer (1998-2002), Jim Thornton (2006-present)): Co-commentator on Celebrity Deathmatch, Johnny is the more professional one, and a loyal friend of Nick's despite his constant blunders and once was heard to say, "Be patient Johnny. Only 35 Years till retirement."
  • Nick Diamond (Len Maxwell (1998-2002), Chris Edgerly (2006-present)): Co-commentator on Celebrity Deathmatch and a divorced father of one, he is always screwing up. He dislikes Debbie intensely, and has also won several matches of Celebrity Deathmatch himself (most notably against an alien in a Monsters special episode). The new run of episodes seemingly shows Nick as having received a sex-change operation, though he retains his mustache. In the second show of the new Celebrity Deathmatch, however, his breasts vanished as if it didn't happen in the new first episode.
  • Mills Lane (himself (1998-2002), Chris Edgerly (2006-present)): The referee on Celebrity Deathmatch, he always starts matches by saying "Let's get it on!" and shows that this is one ref you can't knock down with one hit. Another catch phrase is when there is a disputable move by either fighter, like using foreign objects, and he says "I'll allow it!"
  • Debbie Matenopoulos (herself): Interviewer on Celebrity Deathmatch. She dislikes Nick, and doesn’t prepare for any interviews, usually just asking whatever she feels like. She often believes herself to be smarter than she really is. A lot of the other characters don't like her.
  • "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (himself): World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Wrestler and regular guest-commentator on Celebrity Deathmatch. Also the scientist, doctor and weapons expert on the show, he is a fan favorite. He also fought and won a grudge match against Vince McMahon (voiced by McMahon himself).
  • Stacey Cornbred, (Mz. L): A former interviewer on Celebrity Deathmatch, Stacey was a lot more professional than Debbie, and more liked. She spontaneously combusted. Later, she briefly returned from the dead as an animated corpse to challenge Debbie in the ring only to be soundly (and messily) defeated.
  • Marilyn Manson, (both himself, and not himself): The undisputed champion of Celebrity Deathmatch. He has won four deathmatches: One against Charles Manson in the original Cartoon Sushi short, one he wasn't even part of between the Spice Girls and Hanson in the Deathbowl match played on MTV during halftime of Super Bowl XXXII, one against Garth Brooks on the series itself, and one against Ricky Martin. Manson even had his video for the song Astonishing Panorama Of The Endtimes done with him as the death match-figure.
  • Tally Wong, (Masasa Moyo): The new interviewer in the 2006 series. Thus far, she seems to be a competent interviewer, though she's yet to get a decent interview out of any of the celebrities.

2006 version

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The clay models from the 2006 version

New episodes of the show, which began production in 2005, are being produced by Cuppa Coffee Animation as opposed to MTV's now-defunct animation department. The show will feature an all-new voice cast and a new look. Johnny, Nick and Mills Lane will return. It is unknown as of yet if "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will make airtime on the new version of the show. Debbie has been replaced by Tally Wong.

Clips of the new Celebrity Deathmatch are available at Cuppa Coffee Animation's official web site at Cuppacoffee.com. For this version of the show, the animators are bringing back various celebrities that were originally killed off years ago (though in the original celebrities would often return from the dead with absolutely no explanation given, such as John Tesh appearing as a guest co-host who desperately wanted to be part of the show, despite the fact that he fought and lost to David Hasselhoff earlier in the series). Some of the new fights will feature Tony Hawk vs. Bam Margera, Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie, Simon Cowell vs. Ryan Seacrest, The Rock vs. Chris Rock, Ashton Kutcher vs. Bruce Willis, The Olsen Twins vs. The Osbourne Kids, Ben Stiller vs. Adam Sandler, Bono vs. Chris Martin, Charlie Sheen vs. Colin Farrell, Rodney Dangerfield vs. Rob Schneider, Ali G vs. Jamie Kennedy, Xzibit vs. Paul Teutul Sr., Jack Black vs. Jack White, Justin Timberlake vs. Kevin Federline, and many others.

In the early shows, a masked man, believed to be Michael Jackson, occasionally jumps into the ring during matches that seem to be one sided and fights the winning side. Before he can beat his foe, he is somehow distracted (often by a boy) and runs off.

It can be seen that some of the audience members are celebrities used in the older seasons of Celebrity Deathmatch. In one fight, you can see in the audience Macaulay Culkin from his fight against Haley Joe Osment. Other noticeable celebrities are Ozzy Osbourne, Whitney Houston, Farrah Fawcett, NSync's Chris, Eriq La Salle and one of the Olsen twins.

In anticipation of the 2006 version's launch, MTV has begun an online advertising campaign featuring various celebrity participants.

On MTV2.com, fans now are able to vote for matches they want to see for the next season, choosing between a selection of 3 celebrity battles, or even by sending a request that they would like to see. The following are the current winners of the new CDM polls:

Week 1 Winners - Poll: Daddy Yankee vs. Sean Paul

                #1 Write-In - The Game vs. 50 Cent

Week 2 Winners - Poll: Nas vs. Jay-Z

                #1 Write-In - Tom Petty vs. Anthony Kiedis

Week 3 Winners - Poll: Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan

                #1 Write-In - Hugh Jackman vs. Toby Maguire

Episode List

Pilots (January 1998)

Episode Fight Featuring Winner Cause of Death
Cartoon Sushi Pilot (Episode Recap) Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson Marilyn Manson Charles Manson: Skeleton pulled out
Deathbowl '98 Howard Stern vs. Kathie Lee Gifford Howard Stern Kathie Lee: Corrosive fart
Pamela Anderson vs. RuPaul Pamela Anderson RuPaul: Shoe shoved in eye
Spice Girls vs. Hanson Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson Spice Girls: Crushed by rafters

Hanson: Crushed by rafters

Season 1 (May - October 1998)

Episode Fight Featuring Winner Cause of Death
Seinfeld's Last Stand Hillary Clinton vs. Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton and Gennifer Flowers No Winner No Deaths
Jim Carrey vs. Mariah Carey Mariah Carey Jim Carrey: Mariah sings a very high note, which blows up Jim Carrey's skull.
Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards No winner No Deaths
Where is Stallone? Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell Jerry Springer No Winner: Fight Postponed No Deaths
Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher Leo Gallagher Leo Gallagher Liam Gallagher: Head smashed by hammer. Noel Gallagher: Head smashed by hammer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone Sylvester Stallone Sylvester Stallone: Blown up by rocket. He regenerates a moment later, however.
The Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot Fran Drescher Loch Ness Monster Bigfoot:Sliced in half by Loch Ness Monster's tail
Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler Mick Jagger Steven Tyler: Impalement by Jagger's gigantic tongue.
David Letterman vs. Jay Leno Johnny Carson No Winner David Letterman and Jay Leno: Crushed by electrocuted Loch Ness Monster. Loch Ness Monster: Electrocuted
Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert Gene Siskel Roger Ebert: Is crushed by the announcer's booth.
Dean Martin vs. Jerry Lewis Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis, Jr. Dean Martin No confirmed deaths.
Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee Woody Allen Spike Lee Quentin Tarantino: Ribcage ripped out by Woody Allen.
Nick in a Coma Cindy Crawford vs. Janeane Garofalo No Winner No Deaths
Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia Jimi Hendrix (Guest Referee) No Winner No Deaths (This match was a dream in Nick's coma)
Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Jerry Springer Oprah Winfrey Jerry Springer: Ripped in half (Legs pulled apart)

Rosie O'Donnell: Sliced up when thrown through the Dome of Devistation

Nick Returns Fiona Apple vs. John Popper John Popper Fiona Apple: Rolled over by John Popper and flattened.
Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman Christopher Walken

Gary Oldman: Head crushed in Walken's hands

Marilyn Manson vs. Garth Brooks Hanson Marilyn Manson Garth Brooks: Top of head blown off by guitar; brain falls out

Hanson: Sliced apart by chainsaw held by Zachary Hanson while attempting to cut down the rafters

Presented by Big Bull Beer Aretha Franklin vs. Barbra Streisand Aretha Franklin Barbra Streisand: Killed by the Bubonic plague.
Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley Michael Flatley Robot Michael Flatley: Torn to pieces by Flatley robot.

Bill Gates: Torn to pieces by Flatley robot.

Jack Nicholson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio Jack Nicholson Leonardo DiCaprio: head smashed into the turnbuckle.
The Missing Girl Puff Daddy vs. Trent Reznor No Winner Puff Daddy: Sliced to bits by Trent Reznor's projectile fingernails.

Trent Reznor: Sliced to bits by vinyl records thrown by Puff Daddy.

David Hasselhoff vs. John Tesh KITT David Hasselhoff and KITT John Tesh: Crushed by KITT.
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman vs. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Stone Cold Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore and Stone Cold Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis: Stone Cold slamed their heads together
Fandemonium I "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. Vince McMahon "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Vince McMahon:Crushed to pieces by a tombstone
Adam Sandler vs. Chris Rock Chris Rock Adam Sandler: Impaled by pole and electrocuted.

Chris Rock: Chopped into pieces by giant fan.

Carmen Electra vs. Jenny McCarthy Howard Stern Jenny McCarthy

Carmen Electra: Crushed against a wall

Battle of the Bulls David Spade vs. Steven Seagal Scottie Pippen David Spade Steven Seagal: One of Pippen's NBA championship rings shot through skull.
Prince Charles vs. Prince Queen Elizabeth II Prince Charles Prince: Head is smashed in.
Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman Michael Jordan Dennis Rodman: Slam dunked into a garbage can.
37th Annual Sci-Fi Fight Night Céline Dion vs. Keith Flint Don King Céline Dion (The Alien) Keith Flint: Head ripped off and eaten by Céline Dion.
Nick Diamond vs. The Alien Mark Hamill and Peter Mayhew Nick Diamond Mark Hamill and Peter Mayhew: Heads crushed by The Alien.

The Alien:Nick breaks the alien's eye and plunge out its brain.

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson vs. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith: Both vaporized accidentally by Will Smith
Masters of the Martial Arts Kelsey Grammer vs. Roseanne Barr Kelsey Grammer Roseanne: Has a heart attack.
Courtney Love vs. Brandy Brandy Courtney Love: Attacked by a bear.
Jackie Chan vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme Chuck Norris Jackie Chan Chuck Norris: Van Damme cuts Norris in half with a kick.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Jackie Chan uses Chuck Norris's arms to slice Van Damme's head off.

Season 2 (January - November 1999)

Episode Fight Featuring Winner Cause of Death
Deathbowl '99 Jennifer Lopez vs. Dolly Parton Jennifer Lopez Dolly Parton: Explodes in space.
Madonna vs. Michael Jackson Madonna Michael Jackson: Plastic surgery burned off in acid; turned into hamster and burned by acid
Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield Evander Holyfield Mike Tyson: Is on the roof of a condemned building when a demoltion team blows it up (Holyfield lands on their TNT plunger after Tyson pushed him off the roof): rains down in bloody bits
The Battle of Boys With Toys Ice Cube vs. Ice T Vanilla Ice Ice Cube Ice T: Crushed by Zamboni

Vanilla Ice: Crushed by Ice Cube(Was frozen in an ice cube, then dropped)

Al Pacino vs. Robert De Niro Marlon Brando Robert De Niro Al Pacino: Head bashed in by Brando's little friend.
Beastie Boys vs. Backstreet Boys (In custom-made mech suits) Marlon Brando Beastie Boys Backstreet Boys: Howie's face destroyed; mech explodes when Marlon Brando is shoved in the exhaust pipe
Magic, Flashbacks and Pregnancies Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless Dennis Franz Lucy Lawless Calista Flockhart: Forced into Lucy's rectum. (Exactly how she dies is unknown.)
Boy George vs. Don Johnson Ronald Reagan and Ayatollah Khomeini Boy George & Ronald Reagan Don Johnson: Reagan jumps on his head, crushing it

Ayatollah Khomeini: Destroyed by a laser from Reagan's "Star Wars" satellite defense program.

Penn & Teller vs. Siegfried & Roy Teller & Roy Siegfried: Teller was fired as a missile out of a missile launcher, he ran into Siegfried and Siegfried exploded.

Penn: Eaten by a tiger

The Time Machine Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow: Crushed by falling set

David Schwimmer: Crushed by falling set

Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore Cave Woman Roger Moore Sean Connery: Crushed by rock
Mahatma Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan Mahatma Gandhi Genghis Khan: Crushed by ring
The Unknown Murderer Moses vs. Pharaoh Harrison Ford Harrison Ford Moses: Impaled with tiny pyramid

Pharaoh: Knocked out of ring (not sure what happens after)

Larry King vs. Geraldo Rivera Drew Barrymore, Jamie Lee Curtis Geraldo Rivera Drew Barrymore: Face crushed in by mystery killer

Larry King: Crushed to pieces by a desk Jamie Lee Curtis: Slashed to death by mystery killer

Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. Neve Campbell Jennifer Love Hewitt No Winner Jennifer Love Hewitt: Slashed to death by mystery killer
Celebrity Deathmatch International Mel Gibson vs. Paul Hogan Mel Gibson Paul Hogan: Impaled by sharp ring post; thrown on a grill to cook
Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin Fidel Castro Cheech Marin Fidel Castro: Cut up by Banderas which results in intestines falling out.

Antonio Banderas: Insides hit out like a pinata

Bono vs. Yoko Ono vs. Fabio Fabio Bono: Head crushed by Ono's statue

Yoko Ono: Crushed in a folding couch

The End of the Real World Kate Moss vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Tyra Banks No Winner Kate Moss, Claudia Schiffer and Tyra Banks: Ripped each other apart.
William Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes William Shakespeare No Deaths.Busta ran into the time machine and was teleported back to Shakespeare's time of existance.
The Real World's Jon vs. Tami vs. Jacinda vs. Puck Jon Jacinda: Beaten to death

Tami: Head crushed by bicycle

Puck: Thrown into tank of piranas

Celebrity Deathmatch- The Motion Picture Martin Scorsese vs. Oliver Stone Oliver Stone Martin Scorsese: Head cut off

Oliver Stone: Camera falls from helicopter and impales his eye

Groucho Marx vs. John Wayne Chico and Harpo Marx Groucho Marx John Wayne: Head sliced when thrown through a harp
Cameron Díaz vs. Meryl Streep Meryl Streep Cameron Díaz: Meryl impales her with a microphone
Cable Day Two Fat Ladies vs. Emeril Lagasse Two Fat Ladies Emeril Lagasse: Cooked.
Matt Pinfield vs. Jesse Camp Matt Pinfield Jesse Camp: Neck broken by Mills Lane.
Alex Trebek vs. Pat Sajak No winner Alex Trebek: Crushed in the chamber of punishment after losing in Jeopardy! Pat Sajak: Sliced up by the wheel from Wheel of Fortune.
4th of July Celebration Bill Clinton vs. Ken Starr Bill Clinton Ken Starr: Thrown into liberty bell...head exploded
James Van Der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein Bill Clinton James Van Der Beek Saddam Hussein: Beaten to death with American flag pole.

Bill Clinton: Killed by poisonous hamburgers.

Abraham Lincoln vs. George Washington Richard Nixon and Theodore Roosevelt Abraham Lincoln No Deaths Both fighters and their coaches are decapitated, becoming a new Mount Rushmore, but they still move and talk.
Family Night I Charlie Sheen vs. Emilio Estevez Charlie Sheen Emilio Estevez: Ripped apart by strippers
Eric and Julia Roberts vs. Donny and Marie Osmond Eric and Julia Roberts Donny and Marie Osmond: Chew each other's heads off
Bob and Jakob Dylan vs. Jerry and Ben Stiller Sid, Johnny Gomez's brother-in-law Jerry Stiller Jakob Dylan: Jerry Stiller screams into his head, exploding his brains

Ben Stiller: Electrocuted

Bob Dylan: Electrocuted

Sid: Electrocuted

Censoring Problems Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy Tommy Lee Ron Jeremy: Penis to the eye.
Alanis Morissette vs. Jewel Alanis Morissette Jewel: Electrocution until explosion by being flung into a skylight.
The Three Stooges vs. The Three Tenors The Three Stooges (Curly) Placido Domingo: Decomposes after a time machine mishap.

Moe Howard: Toilet plunger handle through the eye.

Larry Fine: Is turned into a sperm via time machine, and leaps into Pavarotti's eye.

Jose Carreras: Face is smashed in by a headbutt from Curly.

Luciano Pavarotti: His face is torn off by Curly.

Salute to Laughter I Dennis Miller vs. Carrot Top Dennis Miller Carrot Top: Inflated and turned into a balloon animal, then popped.
Rodney Dangerfield vs. Don Rickles Rodney Dangerfield Don Rickles: Punched to pieces; pieces land on a grill.
Billy Crystal vs. Robin Williams vs. Whoopi Goldberg Whoopi Goldberg Robin Williams: Broken in half by Whoopi Goldberg.

Billy Crystal:Head torn off by Robin Williams.

The Laser Pointer Elton John vs. Ozzy Osbourne Queen Elizabeth II Ozzy Osbourne Elton John: Head devoured by Osbourne.
Martha Stewart vs. Sandra Bernhard Martha Stewart Sandra Bernhard: Innards are scooped out and turned into Christmas tree ornaments.
Tom Hanks vs. Sean Penn Tom Hanks Sean Penn: Spine (and maybe spleen) torn out while on the ground.
Robot Nicky Gary Coleman vs. Rick Schroder Gary Coleman Rick Schroder: Body parts are kicked from him, putting him at Gary Coleman's height. Coleman jumps on him, launching his head.
Lauryn Hill vs. Shania Twain Lauryn Hill Shania Twain: Brain sucked out by a milking machine.
Hugh Grant vs. All Comers (Clint Eastwood, Harvey Keitel and Andy Dick Andy Dick Clint Eastwood: Thrown out of the ring and jumped on, turning to dust. Harvey Keitel: Smashed into a wall. Hugh Grant: Andy Dick tears his heart out, only to find that he is a robot.
The Prophecy Dennis Franz vs. Sammo Hung Dennis Franz Sammo Hung: Crushed by Dennis Franz.
Chris Tucker vs. Steven Wright Chris Tucker Steven Wright: Intestines ripped out.
Winona Ryder vs. Gwyneth Paltrow Winona Ryder Gwyneth Paltrow: Sliced in half by the Dome of Devastation. Stacey Cornbread: Spontaneously combusts.
In Memory of Stacy Cornbred Bette Midler vs. Cher Bette Midler Cher: Run over by a steam roller.
Roberto Benigni vs. Benito Mussolini Roberto Benigni Benito Mussolini: Is impaled by Benigni when he accidentally shoots himself out of Mussolini's cannon.
John Travolta vs. Nicolas Cage John Travolta Nicolas Cage: Head crushed with his own buttocks.
From the Streets of New York A clip show from the streets of New York
Halloween Episode I Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Wolfman Frankenstein's Monster The Wolfman: Head is crushed in the monster's hand.
Undertaker (1) vs. "Captain Doody" (a demon posessing Nick's son) Undertaker No Deaths
Kiss vs. 'N Sync Kiss (Gene Simmons & Ace Frehley) JC Chasez: Blown up by Paul Stanley's eye laser. Peter Criss: Falls off turnbuckle and cracks skull on the steel stairs. Lance Bass: Sliced deli-style by Paul Stanley's eye laser. Justin Timberlake: Flattened by Ace Frehley and disintegrated by his guitar. Joey Fatone: Takes a blow to the head from Ace Frehley's guitar (death unconfirmed). Paul Stanley: Accidentally burned to a crisp by Gene Simmons's firey breath. Chris Kirkpatrick: Smashed by a falling Gene Simmons.
High-Tech Fighting Richard Simmons vs. Billy Blanks Billy Blanks Richard Simmons: Tied into a bow (Tae Bo) and head explodes.
Donald Trump vs. Don King Donald Trump Don King: Torn apart from the inside.
Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves No Winner Brad Pitt: Electrocuted. Then, the machine that put him in Keanu Reeves's head broke, killing him again.

Keanu Reeves: Brad Pitt goes into his head, and beats up his brain.

Fandemonium II Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon Ben Affleck Matt Damon: Pushed into a meat slicer.
Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rob Zombie Ozzy Osbourne Rob Zombie: Spikes his own brain onto the ring floor.
Marilyn Manson vs. Ricky Martin Marilyn Manson Ricky Martin: Earlier in the fight, Martin bit off one of Manson's hand. The hand comes to life inside Martin's stomach and rips out through the top of his head.
(1) "Undertaker" did his own voice for this fight, as did Steve Austin & Vince McMahon before.

Season 3 (January 2000 - February 2001)

Episode Fight Featuring Winner Cause of Death
Deathbowl 2000 Tiger Woods vs. Andre Agassi Brooke Shields Andre Agassi Brooke Shields: Run over by golf cart driven by Andre

Tiger Woods: Tennis balls shot up rectum until he exploded

O.J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath O.J. Simpson Joe Namath: Impaled on a goal post.
Mark McGwire vs. Sammy Sosa Sammy Sosa Mark McGwire: Biceps blown up. Head batted off like a baseball.
The New Employee Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera Unknown Both girls tear each other apart, but someone's arm is still moving. Noah Wyle does some tests and concludes a winner. But was proven wrong.
Flea vs. Kenny G Flea Kenny G: Flea tears off Kenny G's lower jaw and throws it. It boomerangs back into Kenny G's head.
Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq La Salle vs. Noah Wyle Anthony Edwards Noah Wyle: Head blown up and then stabbed to death by Eriq La Salle.

Eriq La Salle: Gets Malaria.

Turn on Your TV Day Katie Couric vs. Bryant Gumbel Willard Scott Katie Couric Bryant Gumbel: Thrown through glass by Willard Scott, and sliced to bits.
Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci Mills Lane Mills Lane Susan Lucci: Head impaled by a book.

Judge Judy: Electrocuted and burnt to a crisp by a lamp.

Tom Green vs. Craig Kilborn Tom Green Craig Kilborn: Tom Green puts a megaphone in Kilborn's mouth and screams, blowing out the back of his head.
Freak Fights Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt Larry Flynt Hugh Hefner: Flattened, folded into a magazine, then ripped to pieces.
Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack Cousin Grimm Pierce McCrack: Skull/spine ripped out, then impaled with it.
Eminem vs. Kid Rock Carson Daly and Joe C. Joe C.

Carson Daly: Intestines torn out: innards ripped out

Eminem: Joe falls on Eminem. Head farted out.

Kid Rock: Joe controls Eminem's body and stomps on Kid Rock's chest.

Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner Kevin Smith

Kevin Costner: Gets put into a package and mailed to the middle of the ocean, where he is devoured by a shark.

Kathy Bates vs. Sharon Stone Kathy Bates Sharon Stone: Uses a sledge hammer to break off Kathy Bates's foot. The foot flies into the ropes, and bounces back, impaling Stone through the forehead with a high-heeled shoe.
Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock Alfred Hitchcock

Steven Spielberg: Gets torn to pieces by the ghosts of the Ark of the Covenant.

Congressional Hearings A clip show where Johnny and Nick argue about the show's violence before the United States Congress
Teen Night Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano Tony Danza and Salem Saberhagen the cat Alyssa Milano Melissa Joan Hart: Crushed by a burning pole.

Tony Danza Face ripped off.

Salem the cat Crushed by a burning pole.

Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen Betty-Sue, The Third Olsen Twin Betty-Sue, The Third Olsen Twin Mary-Kate Olsen: Slashed down to the bone.

Ashley Olsen: Slashed down to the bone.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scott Wolf Betty-Sue, The Third Olsen Twin Scott Wolf & Betty-Sue, The Third Olsen Twin Ryan Phillippe: Falls and lands on a table. (Death uncertain)

Reese Witherspoon: Cut into pieces by the ropes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: A piece of chicken is pulled out of her back by Betty-Sue.

Scott Wolf: Face eaten by Betty-Sue Olsen.

Sex, Lugs and Rock n' Roll Pamela Anderson vs. Heather Locklear Tommy Lee Heather Locklear Pamela Anderson: Explodes due to a breast malfunction.

Tommy Lee: Eaten by rabid monkeys.

Axl Rose vs. Slash Slash Axl Rose: Sliced up into paper dolls by Slash
Dale Earnhardt vs. Jeff Gordon Dale Earnhardt Jeff Gordon: Crushed under Dale Earnhadt's tire and ground to a pulp by his back tire.
Johnny & Debbie... In Love? Regis Philbin vs. Chuck Woolery Chuck Woolery Regis Philbin: Lungs stabbed out after Chuck loses his hands and sharpens his arm stubs to points.
Joe Pesci vs. Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Bonaparte

Joe Pesci: Napoleon puts his smelly rotten hand (which he kept in his coat) into Pesci's nose. He punches him repeatedly until his brains leak out his ears.

Kevin Bacon vs. Meg Ryan, Martin Lawrence and Jesse Ventura Kevin Bacon Meg Ryan: Thrown into the audience and impaled on a sign.

Martin Lawerence: Head crushed by Kevin Bacon.

Jesse Ventura: Kevin Bacon punches a hole in him, climbs into the hole, and tears him in half.

Time Travelling Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr Nick Diamond The Satyr: Blown in half by a Roman Candle in his butt.
Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper Dr. Watson Sherlock Holmes Dr. Watson: Sliced in half, stabbed, and decapitated by Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper: Impaled by his own knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes closes his coat on him.
Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers Melissa Rivers Joan Rivers: The knot holding all of her face-lifted skin was untied causing most of her flesh to fall off.
In the Head of Nicky Jr. Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine The Machine Tim Commerford and Brad Wilk: Sliced in half.

Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello: Crushed, sliced up and stuffed in jars.

Al Gore vs. "Weird Al" Yankovic Al Gore "Weird Al" Yankovic": Branch gets jammed into his body and Al bites of his eye and sucks his brain out
John Malkovich vs. John Cusack John Malkovich John Cusack: Electrocuted by a nerve. (The two are fighting atop the brain of Nicky Jr.)
The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma Potato Khan Beni Trauma: Decapitated.
Ernest Hemingway vs. Mankind Mankind Ernest Hemingway: Mankind uses his sock puppet Mr. Socko to tear off Hemingway's lower jaw. His brain and eyes fall to the floor.
James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst James Hetfield Fred Durst: Is stuffed with metal objects via vaccuum cleaner (in reverse). Each object is torn from his stomach when the turnbuckle magnets turn on.

James Hetfield: Killed in Mankind's stunt jump. (Unconfirmed)

Best of WWF A clip show of the fights involving wrestlers of the WWF starring Mick Foley
The Prisoners Bruce Springsteen vs. James Gandolfini Steven Van Zandt Bruce Springsteen Steven Van Zandt: Ripped in half.

James Gandolfini: Flushed down a toilet.

Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore Farrah Fawcett Drew Barrymore: Neck stretched and snapped back, ripping her body apart.
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Christian Slater Robert Downey Jr. Christian Slater: Pushed into a meat slicer.
Courtney Love Returns Eddie Murphy vs. Nick Nolte Nick Nolte Eddie Murphy: Heart torn out.
Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment Bruce Willis Haley Joel Osment Macaulay Culkin: Torn apart by the ghosts of dead celebrities.
Dave Grohl and Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love Dave Grohl Billy Corgan: His head gets caught in the steel dome as it's closing. Eventually, it causes his head to explode.

Courtney Love: Smashed by a piano.

The Return of Lucy Lawless David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser David Arquette Paul Reiser: Arquette puts a cell phone in Reiser's head, causing it to explode.
Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas Martin Sheen Michael Douglas: Decapitated. His head is then put on a microphone.
Dixie Chicks vs. TLC Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins: Head smacked off by poker table by Emily Robison.

Emily Robison: Head smashed when she is catapulted by Left-Eye. (Unconfirmed)

Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas: Martie Maguire throws alcohol bottles into her mouth, then jumps on her head.

Martie Maguire: Smashed by a chandelier. Natalie Maines: Smashed by a chandelier.

Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes: Hacked to pieces by Lucy Lawless upon trying to steal her trophy.

Halloween Episode II Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy Brendan Fraser The Mummy: He is unwrapped by Brenden Fraser, then is hit with a chair, severing his head and spine.
Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire The Vampire Sarah Michelle Gellar: All her blood is sucked out.
Debbie Matenopoulos vs. Stacy Cornbred (Zombie) Debbie Matenopoulos Stacy Cornbread: Smushed through a small crack in a door.
A Night of Vomit William Shatner vs. Burt Reynolds William Shatner Burt Reynolds: Stomach torn out, revealing intestines.
Ellen DeGeneres vs. Dr. Laura David Crosby Ellen DeGeneres Dr. Laura: Beaten and held upside down, causing her brain to fall out.
George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale George Bush, Sr., Barbara Bush Gavin Rossdale George W. Bush: Head explosion via guitar.
Suddenly Diamond Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston Whitney Houston Diana Ross: Head burned via x-ray machine.
Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster Julianne Moore Anthony Hopkins Jodie Foster: Devoured by Anthony.
Russell Crowe vs. Charlton Heston Russell Crowe Charlton Heston: Crushed by the Tower of Terror.
Family Night II Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd Wynonna Judd Ashley Judd: Her head gets filled with her sister's fat. She trips and it explodes.
Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley No winner Carroll O'Connor: Found dead in a closet.

Sherman Hemsley: Found dead in a closet.

Alec and Daniel Baldwin vs. Damon and Keenen Ivory Wayans Daniel Baldwin Damon Wayans: Organs torn from him by Daniel Baldwin.

Keenen Ivory Wayans: Torn to pieces by Daniel Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin: Head eaten by Daniel Baldwin.

Celebrity Deathmatch Top 10 A top 10 fights show hosted by Jerry Springer
Nick's Little Friend Phil Collins vs. Sting Phil Collins Sting: Head smashed by his own severed feet.
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon vs. Warren Beatty and Annette Bening Tim Robbins & Annette Bening Susan Sarandon: Impaled on a sign.

Warren Beatty: Impaled on a sign.

Ol' Dirty Bastard vs. LeAnn Rimes Ol' Dirty Bastard LeAnn Rimes: Head stomped and tongue torn out.
Nick Gets High Mike Myers vs. Dana Carvey Dana Carvey Mike Myers: Fingers shoved into skull.
Angelina Jolie vs. Sandra Bullock James Haven Angelina Jolie James Haven: Blown up by bomb.

Sandra Bullock: Chopped in half by Angelina's lips.

Leonardo DiCaprio vs. Woody Harrelson Woody Harrelson Leonardo DiCaprio: Eaten by a venus fly trap.
Deathcon 2001 Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton Linda Hamilton Sigourney Weaver: Impaled on a "chest-buster" collectible.
Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Khan Potato Khan Cousin Grimm: Bashes own head in with club.
Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson George Lucas Harrison Ford Samuel L. Jackson: Sliced into pieces and made into a birdhouse.

George Lucas: In an attempt to escape from fans, Lucas gets caught in a garbage disposal and is crushed.

Fandemonium III Beavis vs. Butt-head Cornholio Cornholio Butt-head: Cornholio slices him up into meat strips with tongs and a spatula
'N Sync vs. Backstreet Boys 'N Sync (except Joey Fatone) Joey Fatone: Head smashed against a wall.

Backstreet Boys: Electrocuted.

Season 4 (July 2001 - October 2002)

Episode Fight Featuring Winner Cause of Death
Where is Bob Costas? Little Richard vs. Lil' Kim Lil' Kim Little Richard: Kim pushes his organs out of the holes in his nipples.
Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski Leelee Sobieski Helen Hunt: Is fed her own hair, which is pulled out of her ears, causing a head explosion.
George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg Paul Newman and Robert Redford Paul Newman and Robert Redford George Clooney: Crushed to pieces.

Mark Wahlberg: Crushed to pieces.

Slaughter and the City Steve Irwin vs. Medusa Steve Irwin Medusa: Decapitates herself accidentally.
Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey Ray Romano Drew Carey: Scratches own face off, causing his brain to fall out.
Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Kristin Davis vs. Cynthia Nixon Kristin Davis Cynthia Nixon: Throat torn apart by Kim Cattrall's back massager.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Kim Cattrall puts a sandal into her head, then twists her head off.

Kim Cattrall: Torn in half by Kristin Davis's back massager.

Kristin Davis: Turned to stone when Nick Diamond accidentally reveals Medusa's head.

A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell Claire Danes (Mills Lane delcares her the winner of this fight at the end of the episode) Keri Russell: Inflated to mass proportions and popped (by Claire Danes, who used hydrogen-peroxide darts).

Katie Holmes and pretty much everybody else in the Deathmatch arena except for Nick, Johnny, Mills, and Whoopi Goldberg: Dies in the explosion of Keri Russell.

Sam Donaldson vs. Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez Sam Donaldson: Johnny Gomez shoves a microphone down his throat, then Nick Diamond puts a hose in his mouth. The firefighters in the stadium turn on the water, filling Donaldson's stomach with water, and electrocuting him.
Whoopi Goldberg vs. Claire Danes No Winner Whoopi and Claire stop fighting to make Claire confess why she shot the hydrogen peroxide dart at Kerri Russell. No Deaths
blink-182 vs 98 Degrees blink-182 vs. 98 Degrees (In giant Gundam ripoff robots) 98 Degrees blink-182: No evidence that they die. Their robot simply gets split in half from the waist.
98 Degrees vs. Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson 98 Degrees: A giant Jessica Simpson uses the head of 98 Degrees's giant robot to stop a nuclear missile. All of the band is killed in the explosion.
Food Fights Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis Jonathan Davis Meat Loaf: Impaled by a piece of corn shot from Jonathan Davis's butt.
Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas Dave Thomas Colonel Sanders: Decapitated by Dave Thomas's hen. The Colonel's headless body runs around until it falls into a deep-frier.
Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine Kevin Spacey Michael Caine: Kevin Spacey puts him under a heat lamp, causing him to explode.

Kevin Spacey: Eaten by Dave Thomas

Where is Albert Einstein's Brain Chyna vs. Albert Einstein Chyna Albert Einstein: Chyna tears off his tongue, causing his brain to pop out.
Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp Tom Waits Eddie Vedder Scott Stapp: Punched in the face by Tom Waits until his entire head is smashed.
David Copperfield vs. David Blaine David Copperfield David Blaine Eaten by piranhas.
Debbie is Pregnant Corey Haim vs. Corey Feldman Harvey Weinstein No Winner Corey Haim: Crushed by Harvey Weinstein.

Harvey Weinstein: Impaled by ladder.

Corey Feldman: Impaled by ladder.

Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling Barbara Walters Lucy Liu Lisa Ling: Kicked through the skull.
Shaquille O'Neal vs. Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal: Intestines torn out and made into a basketball net.
Gottfried in the Arena Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler Frankie Muniz Robert Iler: Stomach explodes from spiked Italian food.
Stephen King vs. J.K. Rowling Stephen King's Robotic Leg Stephen King: Blasted by the dark magic of Voldemort.

J.K. Rowling: Head kicked off by Stephen King's robotic leg.

Rebecca Romijn vs. Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbell Rebecca Romijin: Sprayed with Naomi Campbell's stomach acid.
Battle of the Superfreaks Pierce McCrack vs. Cousin Grimm Cousin Grimm Pierce McCrack: Impaled with own skull/spine.
Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma Potato Khan Beni Trauma: Decapitated.
Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Khan Potato Khan Cousin Grimm: Smashes own head with a club.
Clash of the Trashy Titans James Brown vs. Chuck Berry Chuck Berry James Brown: Crushed by an overhead light.
George Michael vs. Paul Reubens Paul Reubens George Michael: Ripped apart by a tiger.
Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry Shannen Doherty Halle Berry: Torn in half by the engine blades on Shannen Doherty's head.
The Mysterious T Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson Bob Barker Anne Robinson: Ovaries and interal organs are ripped out.
John Edward vs. Nostradamus Miss Cleo Miss Cleo John Edward: Giant 8-ball shoved in throat and then decapitated.
Beyoncé Knowles vs. Missy Elliott Mathew Knowles Beyoncé Knowles Missy Elliott: Stung to death by bees.
Celebrity Deathmatch: North vs South Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker Derek Jeter John Rocker: Electrocuted by a car battery.
Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson Faith Hill Janet Jackson: Her front is ripped off, causing her internal organs to spill out.
Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant Ulysses S. Grant Robert E. Lee: His thumb (only thing remaining from their sword duel) is taken out by Ulysses S. Grant's thumb.
The Missing Beatles Tape Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher Conan O'Brien Bill Maher: Skull stomped through.
Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson Anna Nicole Smith Sarah, Duchess of York: Chest explosion.
John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr Yoko Ono No Winner. John Lennon and Paul McCartney stop fighting to perform with Yoko Ono. Then the tape cuts out because Nick Diamond recorded over the fight with an episode of JAG. Ringo Starr: Hit on the head by Paul McCartney's giant hammer.

George Harrison: Beaten mercilessly by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Finished off when Paul McCartney jumps and stomps on his face.

Nicky Jr.'s Birthday Beck vs Björk Bach Bach Björk: Cut in half by Bach's plow.

Beck: Neck twisted and head kicked off by Bach.

Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett Willie Nelson Tony Bennett: Desentegrated by a laser fired from Willie Nelson's third eye.
Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova Anna Kournikova Elizabeth Hurley: Dragged through grate, head split open and brain pops out.
Salute to Laughter II Kathy Griffin vs. Jenna Elfman Kathy Griffin Jenna Elfman: Head eaten off
Charlie Chaplin vs. Buster Keaton Buster Keaton Charlie Chaplin: Run over by a train.Flattened.
Bill Murray vs. Chris Kattan Bill Murray Chris Kattan: Bowled into the ringpost and smashed to pieces. Then comes back as a ghost and is captured.
Mills' Memory Lane Clip Show about Mills Lane
Fandemonium IV: Battle of the Survivors Special Survivor Episode Tina Wesson Sonja Christopher: Falls into fire and burns at the start of the fight.

Rudy Boesch: Decapitated by Colby Donaldson using a stick.

Kelly Wiglesworth: Head eaten by Susan Hawk.

Susan Hawk: Impaled on a little girl outside of the ring.

Jerri Manthey: Explodes after being fed uncooked rice from Keith Famie.

Keith Famie: Decapitated by knives wielded by Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Tina Wesson smashes her head into a turnbuckle.

Colby Donaldson: Tina Wesson makes him cry, then smashes his head on her breasts.

Colleen Haskell: Neck broken after getting her head jammed up Richard Hatch's butt.

Richard Hatch: Thrown into a wall by his penis.

Jeff Probst: Tina Wesson burns him with a torch, since he deserted them all on the island.

The rest of the "Survivor" cast was eaten by Richard Hatch.

Assamania I Queen Latifah vs. LL Cool J Queen Latifah LL Cool J: Torn up by a spring.
P!nk vs. Mandy Moore P!nk Mandy Moore: Gets stabbed through the head by a sharpened lollipop. P!nk proceeds to blow through one hole, blowing a big bubble of organs. The bubble pops, and Mandy Moore's organs spill onto the floor.
Johnny Knoxville vs. Ben Stein Johnny Knoxville Ben Stein: Smashed by the hooves of a rabid donkey.
Rockstarmageddon Lenny Kravitz vs. Jimi Hendrix Jimi Hendrix Lenny Kravitz: Forced to swallow Jimi Hendrix's vomit. It gets stuck in his throat, and he gets clotheslined by Hendrix, causing the bulge of vomit in his throat to explode.
Shaggy vs. Bob Marley Bob Marley Shaggy: Is perforated by a ring post continuously.
Dave Matthews vs. Keith Richards Keith Richards Dave Matthews: Forced to drink Keith Richards's black, poisonous used blood. Heart explodes as a result.

The MTV2 Series: Season 5 (June 2006 - Present)

Episode Fight Featuring Winner Cause of Death
The Return of Celebrity Deathmatch Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie Nicole Richie Paris Hilton: Burned Alive
Bam Margera vs. Tony Hawk "The Masked Man" and Don Vito Bam Margera Tony Hawk: Eaten by Don Vito
Bam Margera vs. Don Vito Bam Margera Don Vito: Blown up by fireworks
Changing Of The Guard Bono vs. Chris Martin "The Masked Man" Bono Chris Martin: Feet, arms, eyes, and heart ripped out
Ashton Kutcher vs. Bruce Willis Demi Moore Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher: Head exploded by Demi

Bruce Willis: Head was knocked off by Demi

Robert De Niro vs. James Gandolfini Robert De Niro James Gandolfini: Beaten to death with a metal bat
Sibling Slaughterhouse Charlie Sheen vs. Colin Farrell Charlie Sheen Colin Farrell: Sliced in half by a spear
Ryan Seacrest vs. Simon Cowell Ryan Seacrest Simon Cowell: Stool leg shoved through head
The Olsen Twins vs. The Osbourne Kids Kelly Osbourne Jack Osbourne: Killed with his own hormones

Mary-Kate Olsen: Stomach exploded by eating Kelly Osbourne's cupcake

Ashley Olsen: Four CDs (all thrown by Kelly Osbourne) slashed into her face

Shaq v. Kobe Missy Elliott vs. Gwen Stefani Missy Elliot Gwen Stefani: Two lollipops were shoved through her eyes, then her head was twisted off
Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake Kevin Federline Justin Timberlake: Punched through the head.
Shaquille O'Neal vs. Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal Kobe Bryant: Head gets ripped off
Night of Comedy Comeback Ali G vs. Jamie Kennedy Jamie Kennedy Ali G: Stomach contents were ripped out
Rodney Dangerfield vs. Rob Schneider Rodney Dangerfield Rob Schneider: Squashed to death
Adam Sandler vs. Ben Stiller Adam Sandler Ben Stiller: Head kicked off after Sandler throws a football into his mouth.
Stand-up vs. Smack Down Xzibit vs. Paul Teutul Sr. Paul Teutul Sr. Xzibit: Ripped in half by Teutul's mustache
Jack Black vs. Jack White Meg White Jack White Jack Black: Tightly-buttoned shirt caused head to explode.
Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Sean Penn Chris Rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Impaled by Chris Rock's body
When Animals Attack Horatio Sanz vs. Chris Farley Albert Einstein (Appeared in all three fights) Chris Farley Horatio Sanz: Tongue and intestines ripped out
Christian Bale vs. Adam West Adam West Christian Bale: Lighting fixture crushed him
Jamie Foxx vs. Redd Foxx Ray Charles (Fought Jamie; the Redd Foxx matchup was a joke played on Jamie Foxx) Ray Charles Jamie Foxx: Ray Charles crushed his head inside a piano
Season Finale Ricky Martin vs. William Hung
Pamela Anderson vs. Tommy Lee
Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña vs. Verne Troyer Johnny Knoxville

Trivia

  • The episode When animals attack is similar to Rockstarmagedon,in both two death guys were bring back to life and one was alive.
  • Mills lane doesn´t voice himself anymore because he suffered a stroke in 2002 wich affected his voice.
  • Most of the celebrities that were killed on the show are celebrities that the writers hate.