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Editors for deletion (EfD), originally created by R then recreated by LaraLove Jennavecia and then given to GlassCobra, is where Wikipedians discuss whether an editor should be deleted. Editors listed here are debated for up to ∞, after which the deletion process proceeds based on Wikipedia community consensus. The editor is then either kept, merged and/or redirected, transwikied, renamed/moved to another username, or deleted, deleted and salted, or deleted, salted and peppered (with a side of onion rings) per the deletion policy.[Verify]

This page explains what you should consider before nominating, the steps for nominating single or multiple editors, and how to discuss an EfD. It also lists the editors currently under consideration and includes a 'hall of notoriety'.

Instruction creep

  • You must not be listed here.
  • The editor must not be listed here.
  • The editor must be established and active, as new users may not understand the seriousness of this process.
  • You may not list more than one editor per week.

If you want to participate in this page, the following must be met:

  • You must not be listed here.
  • You must understand WP:CIVIL, WP:NPA, and WP:DRRC, acknowledge that those policies apply here, as everywhere else on Wikipedia, and that any violations could result in a block. Be funny, not a dick.
  • Your participation here can not exceed 1% of your regular daily edits.[Who?]
  • You must agree to never revert to re-add any comment that has been removed by any administrator (or the nominated user) for any reason.


Criteria for editor deletion

If you get past the instruction creep and understand the deletion process, consult the Criteria for editor deletion and the instructions below on how to list editors for deletion. Any debates which violate the above will be removed.

Instructions

To list a candidate, put his or her name in a level three category below, and leave {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/Talk Notice}} on the editor's talk page. When ever you feel like it, close the debate placing {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/top}} at the top and {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/bottom}} at the bottom.

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Any editor nominated who finds it amusing and wishes to participate may add {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/Nom}} to their userpage. Do not place this template on the userpage of another editor, even if you nominated them — they can do it themselves, if they so desire. Any editor who does not wish to participate may remove their nomination from this page at any time and list themselves on the opt out list.

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2D

User is obviously not two dimensional. The lie of the username plays a role in confusionifying everyone throughout teh wikis. Unable to CSD as a hoax due to lack of such criteria. 2DC 01:32, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Keep. User is double-d-lightful. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 01:40, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete La Pianista for making a bad pun. She even admits it in her edit summary. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 02:01, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Epic fail. Already been deleted. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:43, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
      • Not a bad pun (well, sorta) - DD is my initials. 2DC 12:54, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
    • I'm sure there are all kinds of fun jokes that can be cracked about a girl making a double D comment, but that's too easy... GlassCobra 13:55, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Ponder 2D or not 2D? That is the question! Ecoleetage (talk) 02:51, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - Two-dimensional users are a very marginal minority on Wikipedia, having even less of them will only diminish our their cause. CL — 04:56, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Convert to 3-D Come on, 2D is soooo yesterday! SoWhy 13:16, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
    • 3-D is sooo last month. How about 4D or 5D? I guess only the super-new nVidia card could be able to display me then, though. 2DC 15:13, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Closedmouth

Utterly ridiculous editor, insists on sparking confusion and is a key player in general incivility. Recently taunted me about my coherency, which many other editors have is good! It's simply not. Yes. — neuro(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Keep - Nom is a wassock — neuro(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per ... nom? PeterSymonds (talk) 01:19, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Delete this guy as well please. — neuro(talk) 01:29, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
      • User has already undergone EFD. Plz fail moar. GlassCobra 17:12, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment I don't know am this, please consider rightly ok! --Closedmouth (talk) 01:56, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Closedmouth and PeterSymonds together after rolling together into cookie dough, baking them in an oven for 325° F for 10 minutes, and dipping in milk. Form of deletion will be consumption. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 02:01, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete for the lulz. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:20, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Closedmouth because he is apparently a sockpuppet of Cluebot (this is evident from the speed - other users actually get off huggle when they see he's there) and Speedy Delete Neurolysis for nominating an editor that shouldn't be deleted and making an incoherent nom and ridiculous !vote. Chamal talk 14:58, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Punish for lying — Editor claims to speak languages but has a closed mouth. You cannot speak with a closed mouth! SoWhy 15:46, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Newyorkbrad 2nd nomination

Someone had to do this eventually, I'm just doing the community a favor. Or do I really care? RockManQ(talk) 05:31, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Shoot, you sound like a Coloradoan, buckaroo. Chunky homestyle chili with Texas beef 'n' beans beats New England clam chowder any day. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 16:53, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Yeah, right! Massachusetts is, and always will be, the best. TX and NY are good, but MA tops the list with scenic Boston, rolling countryside in the state's western portion, and also Friendly's! --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 17:50, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • No state can beat Texas - our name means friendship, and it's our motto. Southern hospitality ftw! —La Pianista (T•C•S) 17:54, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Go Illinois, the most corrupt state in the union :P Woo! RockManQ(talk) 18:51, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • ...That's the worst thing I've ever heard of since the turducken... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:07, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Turducken, Schmucken Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall did a seven bird roast recently, including shooting the Woodcock ϢereSpielChequers 22:19, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • OK, then. How about a battle of the states? RockManQ will be representing Illinois, Juliancolton will be representing New York, La Pianista will be representing Texas, and I will be representing Massachusetts. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 19:32, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

(out) Michigan wins easily, people - with the highest unemployment in the nation, we'd be able to raise the biggest militaia to crush you guys... Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

You guys are all deluding yourselves. My state is the biggest, wildest, has the tallest mountain, the most lakes, trees, bears, moose, registered libertarians, longest coastline, we're the richest, most cultural, and we have a high degree of monopoly on corrupt politicians. Clearly, the best state is Alaska. l'aquatique || talk 20:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
The state that brought us Sarah Palin? Noooooo. "I can see Russia from my house!" Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:16, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Sarah Palin is from Idaho. l'aquatique || talk 20:18, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Puh-lease - she moved to Alaska when she was an infant... trivial, trivial. Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:20, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
I side with L'Aquatique. No one wants to be from the state that fathered this monstrosity. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:43, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Besides, regardless of my personal feelings about Sarah, she keeps life in the 49th state from ever approaching boring. l'aquatique || talk 05:12, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
(outdent) Okay, clearly you people need some straightening out. First, Texas is an automatic massive fail as pointed out by Pianista. Alaska is similarly disqualified for bringing one of the most clueless politicians in history to international prominence. Though I'm technically from Illinois, it is also unfortunately a fail, thanks to our stellar governor. The award goes to Massachusetts, hands down. Now stay on topic! :P This is about Brad, not which of our miserable states suck the most. GlassCobra 17:50, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment User has previously deleted and resurrected himself. What makes you think he won't be able to resurrect himself again? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 06:46, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment Because he has previously died and like a zombie didn't stay dead, I'm changing the title to 2nd nomination. Maybe it will stick this time :). davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 06:46, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Close - Sarah Palin was brought up, so I invoke the Ultimate law, which states that if a republican politician is brought up then the EfD in question is closed immediately. RockManQ(talk) 20:30, 14 December 2008 (UTC) It's my law, none of you can have it
    • It would have saved me a bunch of time if that law applied to ArbCom cases. Newyorkbrad (talk) 02:01, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
      • Are you saying that Republicans are similar to Nazis? *Dan T.* (talk) 03:46, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename I believe the proper phonetic spelling is Noo Yawk Br'erd. Ecoleetage (talk) 13:47, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
    Does this mean we revoke his parents' Accountcreator rights for not knowing the username policy? Do we need to call a bureacrat at the state vital records department to effect the rename? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 00:47, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong delete Attempted to stop The Revolution™ Deskanabot was fostering. J.delanoygabsadds 00:25, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete J.Delanoy for saying Revolution, which, everytime I see it causes me to remember those signs that said reLOVEution. Nausea and a strong desire to drown puppies generally follows. l'aquatique || talk 03:37, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Hey! My EfD was already closed as Keep. And by a bureaucrat no less. Admit it: you're jealous :-) J.delanoygabsadds 04:28, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Have a Newyorkbrad strip steak. bibliomaniac15 04:35, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename to User:OldB0rkedNed Gazimoff 10:06, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Force to answer all questions with haikus NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 23:32, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
    Haiku NewYorkBrad
    The winter of discontent
    Nuclear Warfare
    davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) at 03:18, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Trekphiler

Goodness. This guy abuses the emoticon ;D way too often and is too obsessed with Marvel comic book characters. Ed at home w/ his alternate account Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 01:41, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Keep per nom. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 01:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • :D - :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D. :D —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:14, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • "Quit making that face or it'll stick that way!" -Trekphiler's Mom. 02:27, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Buy him William Shatner's toupee for Christmas I think one of the old hairpieces is being auctioned on eBay. Ecoleetage (talk) 16:01, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Question Does Trekphiler's Mom want him deleted or not? Please clarify. She might murder us if we make the wrong decision. Chamal talk 07:02, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Your mom. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
      • That wasn't very helpful, Pianista. I can't ask my mom if she want's Trekphiler to be deleted. She doesn't know I'm wasting my time doing stuff like this and if she finds out, I will be deleted. Besides, what matters is what Trekphiler's mom thinks. Chamal talk 14:18, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
        • Okay then. Your face. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:13, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
  • My face per Pianista. Chamal talk 02:38, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

TenPoundHammer and his otters

Those otters need to go. Not only do they trip you up when racing to help someone with {{helpme}}, they tweak the code to always let TPH get the upper hand of the edit conflict. This user is just too quick. Suspected bot. Stwalkerster [ talk ] 21:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Delete as nom Stwalkerster [ talk ] 21:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep. That's a keep from me and a keep from each otter. Meatpuppeting? Never! (Oh,and trout Stwalkerster too, because he's not fishy enough.) Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 21:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • You only have six otters? I was under the impression that there were more... GlassCobra 16:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep the otters my turtle just died, and I could buy one from you. Replace the Hammer with a Screwdriver for the lulz. ayematthew ✡ 22:16, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with User:Jimbo Wales, that way he'll be allowed to Ignore all rules with impunity. Bwuhahahahaha. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 22:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Feed him and his otters trout. bibliomaniac15 22:45, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
    • A carnivorous trout? Nice pet, indeed... Alternatively, Remove hammering privileges. Such a dangerous tool cannot be trusted in the hands of mere animals. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 22:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
      • Facepalm Facepalm...misread that. FAIL. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 01:37, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Sauté otters and serve over a bed of rice. Browbeat hammer into Phase I of the diet. Examine remains to see if any such human or bot exists. Enigma message 22:52, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Ban from editing Wikipedia - This is a severe case of sock puppetry, IMO. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 23:00, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Definitely otter be deleted. Newyorkbrad (talk) 23:50, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Newyorkbrad for terrible pun. There otter be a law. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 23:52, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Re-accessorize Oh, puh-leeze, people, otters are soooooooooo last year! Really, do you see Paris or Britney walking around with otters under their arms? We need some new zoological accessory that spells 2-0-0-9. Let me think for a minute...hmmm...hmmm. I've got it! Coming soon to an AfD page near you: Ten Pound Hammer and His King Cobras. It's a perfect image for TPH: macho, dangerous, powerful (that bad boy routine is money, trust me) -- and anyone who tries to save those articles TPH puts up for deletion will think twice when they see those King Cobras on the page. Oh, Eco, you brill boy, you've done it again! Ecoleetage (talk) 15:59, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Convert to 10-gram-hammer Ten pound are just tooo much. SoWhy 17:23, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with User:TonyTheTiger and watch how the tigers and otters get together. Oh wait... are otters an endangered species? If so, sell one to IMatthew and keep the others, delete TenPoundHammer. Chamal talk 07:10, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete per WP:HAMMER, which clearly states that no otters may edit Wikipedia under an account with 'hammer' in its name. Dendodge TalkContribs 10:59, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Force him to listen to pop music for 37 years NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 23:35, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete as inferior to Kool-Aid. GlassCobra 17:08, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

CountyLemonade

I have checked all the criteria and it seems I'm eligible. Anyway, it looks like I've become rather disinterested in editing so I decided to give this a go-around. References are floating around somewhere - CL — 23:58, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Sugar: Too sour. No one's going to pay a buck per glass... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:00, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Non-notable editor, tagged as needing references for several months, fails WP:BIO and WP:NOT#BATTLEGROUND. Blatant COI issues, spammy tone, etc. Delete with all due haste. GlassCobra 10:00, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Freeze A lemon popsicle, mmm mmmm! :) Ecoleetage (talk) 13:38, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Serve in a refreshing tall glass, to the side of festive delectables such as chips, fruit salad, and burgers. *Drools from hunger* --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 22:58, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Self-noms are always indicative of power-grabbing. Apterygial 05:10, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Drink unless it's Country Time, which tastes like cold pee, in which case it should just be dumped out. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 05:45, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm not sure which scares me more, the fact that you've tasted Country Time or the fact that you've tasted cold pee. *shivers* davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 05:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • That still begs the questions: 1) How do you know and 2) how did you survive? davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 02:18, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
  • WHOA! Thanks for the warning; now I know not to drink Mountain Dew for a while. :P --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 12:45, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Fail. Why was this never closed if the victim/nom withdrew? You guys suck. GlassCobra 17:06, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Dylan620

This time around, I am nominating... myself. As my account name implies, my name is Dylan and I am 620 years old. What?! What did you say?! --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 19:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Delete for not specifying whether it's pronounced "Dil-lan620" or "Dye-lan620." Accuracy is of utmost importance in this delightful congregation. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per WP:NOTNOW. User has zero mainspace fatalities. ~SunDragon34 (talk) 19:43, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with Dylan Hunt, and call the result "Bruce." --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:16, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Vegeta What does the scouter say about his age level? It's over nine thousaaaaand!! GlassCobra 21:36, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete per WP:SOMERANDOMSHORTCUTTOAPOLICYTHATDOESNOTSUPPORTVOTEATALLBUTSTILLLOOKSGOODTOWRITEASAREASON. SoWhy 21:45, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete: User's name begins with 'D', so does 'delete', which is prime facey prime face prima fashy - oh, I give up! Dendodge TalkContribs 23:24, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Oppose I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hunger. l'aquatique || talk 10:50, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I do not believe the user's claim to be 620 years old. Unfortunately, I am unable to determine whether he is really just 62 years old, or 6.2 years old. Meanwhile, this discussion is causing me to sing the They Might Be Giants song "I Am One Thousand Years Old." My family and real-life friends will confirm that anything that causes me to sing should be avoided. Newyorkbrad (talk) 16:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep self-noms are prime face evidence of something or other. DurovaCharge! 19:18, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with User:Jdelanoy. Names sound too familiar (except without the 620 part and the J of course). Chamal talk 12:56, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
    • On second thoughts, the user seems to be lying. There is no way he can know he is 620 years old if he is really 620 years old. Anybody that old can only give an approximate age, such as 600/650. 620 is far too accurate, which means he is lying. Didn't we use to do something to people who lied? Lock them up in a room with some watz-his-name? Chamal talk 13:04, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Withdraw - Must – take – part – in – other – EFD's – can't – stop – self... --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 10:42, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete user withdrew but didn't close it. Fail. PeterSymonds (talk) 14:21, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  • One Christmas was so much like another, in those years around the sea-town corner now and out of all sound except the distant speaking of the voices I sometimes hear a moment before sleep, that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days and six nights when I was twelve or...oh, wrong Dylan. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Dear God, this is way too long. What the hell happened here? GlassCobra 10:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Bastique

Prime face evidence, as opposed to prima facie evidence. Clearly, attempting to eat an entire steak in one bite is power hunger.

The one, the only, Cary Bass himself. WMF big muckamuck. Nominating for deletion due to conflicted disinterest. Waaay too nice for such an uber role. Need to replace with Evil Henchman. DurovaCharge! 17:55, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

  • comment User is a vegetarian. -- 192.168.0.1 talk 22:06, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Which gives us even more reason to delete. The user denies being a vegetarian, despite prime face evidence to the contrary in the form of a picture of them eating meat. Dendodge TalkContribs 22:32, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Force-feed Vegemite. Let's see just how Vegan he claims to be. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 22:42, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Better: Force-feed Soylent Green. Its green, so its vegan, right? :D —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 22:45, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename Basque And then see about getting discount membership in Euskadi Ta Askatasuna. Ecoleetage (talk) 04:19, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Cage with Chuck Norris. There's only enough room in the world for one badass. bibliomaniac15 04:21, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
    • In that case, Cage with La Pianista. Or Jennavecia. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:23, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
      • Mmm...catfight. I am strangely aroused. bibliomaniac15 04:26, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
        • I didn't think that could happen to a 'crat... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:31, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
          • Your fault for melting my heart of ice and penetrating my steely exterior. bibliomaniac15 04:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
            • "Steely exterior?" It was all mush and gush to me. I bet with all the money you 'crats make, you can afford bon-bons at every meal of the day. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:50, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
              • (e/c) DOWN, biblio...she's mine. :D :P —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 04:51, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                • Ooh, a dogfight. I am strangely aroused. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:53, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                • Edward, I challenge you to a duel! Only one of us is coming out of this alive! bibliomaniac15 04:58, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                  • *Ed pwns biblio with his own weapon with one blow to the head. Fight ends/bell rings/Ed emerges victorious - and being gracious, he ignores the thumbs down and allows biblio to live. He then walks off into the sunset, Pianista on his arm.* (...as biblio is shut away in an ambulance and brought before ArbCom on the charge of attempted murder. =]) -transmission ends- Ouch. Not even a chance to fight back? :D :D :D —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 05:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                    • Dishonorable conduct, you brigand! *Sheer light of biblio's awesomeness pwns Ed, who somehow melts into a quantum intangibility, even though biblio was going to let that guy live anyway (if he didn't want to live, his loss), proceeds to win simultaneous wife carrying/kissing contest with Pianista without the Estonian carry, everyone lives happily ever after* bibliomaniac15 05:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                      • Would you mind telling us how you escaped from Arkham ArbCom? I think that you may have just dreamed all of that... :) —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 14:37, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                        • He snuck away whilst all the arbs were distracted by live feeds of the votes... L'Aquatique[talk] 18:25, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                          • -forces down vomit- This again, Pianista, Ed, Biblio? "Votes! Votes! For me! Oh, no!!! Come on, one more, and I'll be outta the negatives!" ...and Biblio, beaming, ran away to be crazy and all. You know, I had to pay 'em some money to get you in Arkham - get back there, or else I demand a refund. </weird, rambling randomness> Icy // ♫ 20:28, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
                            • Wait, so if I'm reading this right...Icy is on my side? What a weird day... :D —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 20:39, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • (<=) I'd rather be cut in two between you both than share a bed with the likes of you. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 23:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Don't do it Solomon! bibliomaniac15 04:41, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
      • Lol I agree, but I still get to keep her - you are in Arkham. :P —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 04:44, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
        • They say the craziest people are the most brilliant, and more passionate lovers too.[original research?] bibliomaniac15 04:49, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
          • You added the {{or}} tag yourself? Ladies and gentlemen, that is prime-facebook evidence of insanity. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 20:57, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
            • Voting commencing on whether to extend our favorite crat's stay in Arkham for another year. All in favor...? Icy // ♫ 22:03, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
              • Guess who's making me go insane? bibliomaniac15 23:52, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
                • Um, I don't know...Icy? Oh man, is she going to kill me for this... —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 23:56, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
                  • (e/c) Mudkipz? —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:03, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
                    • All in favor of Ed's execution by firing squad? Yes? No? All in favor of Ed's execution by guillotine? Sorry, Pianista, looks like I don't like your boys. Icy // ♫ 01:34, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
                      • No and no. I don't wanna die!!! ='( Wow, I was actually right lol! —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 01:40, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Depilate - I don't like goatees. // roux   editor review 18:31, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Lock in Bastille because that's the thing that comes to my mind whenever I read his username. L'Aquatique[talk] 18:37, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
*Above vote indented and struck. Remarkable similarity in usernames indicates sockpuppetry. // roux   editor review 18:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment also indented and struck- because I said so. L'Aquatique[talk] 19:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
smilieAbove comment made prettier. // roux   editor review 19:48, 3 December 2008 (UTC)smilie
Above comment made 42.3% more amusing. L'Aquatique[talk] 20:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
United NationsAbove comment boldly emboldened by my emboldening boldness. Dendodge TalkContribs 20:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
BOOM!Above comment posted under the auspices of the United Nations. // roux   editor review 20:29, 3 December 2008 (UTC)BOOM!
MOOB 1...2...3...4...5...ni tcurtsed fles lliw tnrmmoc evobADendodge TalkContribs 20:35, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
˙˙˙ʎlpuǝıɹɟ-ɔıxǝlsʎp ǝpɐɯ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝʌoqɐ l'aquatique || talk 22:06, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment flipped. Dendodge TalkContribs 22:13, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment made seizure-inducing. l'aquatique || talk 22:21, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Above comment commented out. l'aquatique || talk 22:38, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Above somment indented a bit too far. Dendodge TalkContribs 22:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Abuv commntz mayd clikibel. –Juliancolton Tropical Cyclone 19:36, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment made LOLcat-friendly. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:38, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment shrunken. 19:40, 5 December 2008 (UTC)— Preceding unsigned comment added by Dendodge (talk • contribs)
Above comment unsigned. :P —La Pianista (T•C•S) 20:47, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment made big ON WHEELS! Dendodge TalkContribs 20:52, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
*****Above** comment* *made* Willy-friendly.*** —***La Pianista (T•C*•S) 04:35, 6 *** December 2008 (UTC)***
L'annotation ci-dessous donné des pouvoirs magiques. Dendodge TalkContribs 08:58, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Aboveth commenth Frenchified (probableth incorrectlehy) l'aquatique || talk 10:59, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

(<-) AAAAA AAAAAAA AAA-AAAAA. AAA // A AA:AA, A AAAAAAAA AAAA (AAA)

♫ ♫ Above comment AAA-ified. Dendodge TalkContribs 15:50, 6 December 2008 (UTC)♫ ♫
Above comment set to music. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 18:14, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment now in monospace. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 18:39, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
18:39, plagiarized (T•C•S) :P comment La Pianista Above 2008 now . — 6 December (UTC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Above comment shuffled. Dendodge TalkContribs 18:43, 6 December 2008 (UTC)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bv cmmnt md th mst bnxs n Wkpd hstry. —L Pnst (T•C•S) 19:01, 6 Dcmbr 2008 (UTC)
Aoe oe eoi o oe eoe aoi 19:07, 6 eee 2008 (UTC)
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:::::::::Above comment made devoid of letters. '''[[User:Dendodge|<em style="font-family:Bradley Hand ITC;color:blue">Den</em><em style="font-family:Bradley Hand ITC;color:red">dodge</em>]]''' <small>[[User talk:Dendodge|Talk]]</small><sup>[[Special:Contributions/Dendodge|Contribs]]</sup> 20:03, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

crossAbove comment made devoid of wiki-markup. Ooh, poor 'edian...cross —Le Jesus (asketh•and ye shall•receiveth) 20:05, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Star of DavidAbove comment converted to Christianity. Happy Hanukkah! || Shalom 00:10, 9 Kislev 5769 (UTC)Star of David
Above alien face Judaism. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:13, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
File:Poster08.jpgComrades! Above comment partially abducted by aliens, for make benefit great nation Wikipedia. Heil Jimbo! l'aquatique || talk 00:35, 7 December 2008 (UTC)File:Poster08.jpg
moose*munch* nista]] (T•C•S) 00:43, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
User:X!/FacepalmAbove comment fed to my pet moose. l'aquatique || talk 01:03, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
AbUv CoMent FasepaRmd PXK T /C 01:57, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment written by a 4-year-old. Dendodge TalkContribs 13:00, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
15943 3977365 692 98682 59 76 363940686 48339. 028 5 /3 19:54, 7 33337534 2008 (753)
AbovecommentencodedsoonlyMI5canunderstandit.DendodgeTalkContribs20:29,7December2008(UTC)
Above comment failz at spacing. ayematthew ✡ 23:40, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment epic failz as iz. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 23:48, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Aevb o om t en c m d a e mcro l o l uf. –ianJlunotclno rolTipca lconCye :0200 8, eebrcDme 8020 (CTU)
Above comment was caught up and jumbled in his "tropical cyclone". —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 17:04, 8 December 3008 (UTC)
ZAP! to the future. –Juliancolton Tropical Cyclone 19:18, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
US FlagAbove comment hit by lightning.US Flag —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 19:51, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Above comment unindented and nominated for Vice President of the United States. l'aquatique || talk 21:01, 7 December 1941 (UTC)
Above comment sent back to the time of the attacks on Pearl Harbor. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 17:23, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge to Moose while singing Hot N Cold. I don't know why, but it will amuse me :P RockManQReview me 22:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Block for two weeks and send on holiday. Seriously, the guy seserves it. Maybe the Maldives? Gazimoff 21:27, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Bot close. If you notice an error, please consult my creator. GlassBot 17:02, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Deskana

The user who does the forum shopping - every single flag other than Founder? That's got to be an evil vandal, speedy delete! (log for verification....) The Helpful One 18:11, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

  •  Bureaucrat note: Checkuser note: and Note: This user is ungrateful for me promoting him to admin [1]. This is a clear conflict of interest. It is him that should be deleted. I should be rewarded with the founder flag. --Deskana (talk) 18:15, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Lol, scroll down, and vote then ;) The Helpful One 18:20, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete Very very heinous user, all those flags, the shame! THE SHAME! MBisanz talk 18:14, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy delete Clearly a False flag operation. Enigma message 18:19, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy delete Granting one's self all those flags is prima facie evidence of power hunger. I would like to propose crushing by elephant for the execution method. J.delanoygabsadds 18:22, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • SNOWball keep User is a human, not a bot. Check the logs for proof. Enigma message 19:01, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Sentence him to Ombudsman Commission. Bastique demandez 21:11, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete before she goes rogue and kills us all I almost nuked her account before the mean stewards stopped me. At least let us delete her :D - NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 21:17, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Check... user? Check. // roux   editor review 21:19, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete, obviously, because there is a conflict on this user's gender, however easy such conflict is to solve :P. And, user is obviously willing to exercise his power on us poar, poar mortals unfairly >:( Icy // ♫ 21:20, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename As Desi Arnaz. Or Discount Bank Tower. Or Dodesukaden. Or Dorothy Dandridge. Or Denkanikottai. Or Denny's. Or Denkendorf, Baden-Württemberg. Or Danka Culture Guide. Or Diana Dors. Or Diana Ross. Or Diana Rigg. Or Diplodactylus. Or Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead. Or something…I’m sure there is something…I hope… Ecoleetage (talk) 21:24, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Put the desk on a street. iMatthew 21:29, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete. Actually did this Stwalkerster [ talk ] 22:35, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Only standing crat qualified to make delicious subs.--Koji† 23:02, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
    • He makes stubs? iMatthew 23:09, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak keep but must be required to change name to Mr. Deskana and display large picture of a bodybuilder on userpage to prevent further gender confusion. Also, recommend whoever demanded the removal of his flags be summarily deleted for having absolutely no sense of humor. L'Aquatique[talk] 23:21, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Desysop, de-crat, de-checkuser, de-arbitrate, and most importantly De-skana, mostly because I cast this same !vote when this user was discussed on R's EfD page a year ago, and no one seems to remember it. (Either that, or you're all newbs!) Plus, I proposed a brilliantly worded motion last week on RfAr, and he opposed it. Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:02, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Aha! But under your plan, he still keeps his oversight bit, so this conversation would be prone to just...... disappear. J.delanoygabsadds 01:11, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
      • It would seem that my omission of Oversight was an oversight. Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:13, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
        • But having oversight yourself, could you not just oversight your oversight of his oversight? J.delanoygabsadds 01:17, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
          • ^---A bleak reminder of what passes for humor on Wikipedia.--Koji† 01:20, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
            • Pipe down. Every time you mention that, 4chan huffs a kitten. bibliomaniac15 01:31, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Move to Cubicleana. Vacate the corner office. DurovaCharge! 01:33, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete - user is obviously a power hungry, flag and power hording troll/sock, and should be deleted will haste. :) RockManQReview me 02:00, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge to flag and use Jimbo's Delorean to send 'em back to the 1980s to join the Foundation for Law And Government. - Dravecky (talk) 06:24, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Was a bot for a couple of hours, but is now human again. We must take this time to strike, before his skin reverts back to an impenetrable metal. EVula // talk // ☯ // 17:22, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete per rouge botflaggery. How dare you have a sense of humor! The audacity! GlassCobra 23:24, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Definetely a bot Reallikeunreal 19:05, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Delete. I always read the user name as "Desk Ana", which would seem to be some gal named Ana who works at a desk... but it's apparently actually a guy (no, not that one), so it gives me too much cognitive dissonance. *Dan T.* (talk) 00:42, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete per obvious masochism. GlassCobra 10:15, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Thehelpfulone

Hello, my name is Van Dalism - here representing thousands of people in this world. I'm interested in helping out this kind man in order to prevent him from being attacked by my people (hell, by me!). He seems nice, and helpful - and the type that would fit into the White House to help out the new president. Oh - and if that doesn't work out for you, I hear McDonald's is hiring. "How may I help you?" Van Dalism 01:57, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

I iz admin and diz is srsz buziness.. -> I accept the nomination :P The Helpful One 17:42, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete per Van Gogh Van Helsing Van Cliburn minivan whoever the heck wrote the nom. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:34, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Help me, Rhonda - help help me Rhonda. //roux   03:56, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - C'mon ya'll... he just made admin, at least give him a chance to dirty his new mop before blindly deleting him! - Adolphus79 (talk)
    • I thought that was the very reason we want to delete him? ;-) SoWhy 07:58, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • STOP error - 0x00000000 — neuro(talk) 05:49, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Be True To His School Sam Blab 12:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Celebrate Yes, he is now an admin...which means he gets to buy drinks for everyone. Make mine a double vodka and tonic, with a thick slice of lemon (need the Vitamin C), but go easy on the ice. Ecoleetage (talk) 13:39, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Do we really need a helpful admin? We need more dickish admins, and this user should be deleted or stripped of his +sysop and +rollback. DavidWS (contribs) 14:05, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with Help:Contents, then redirect all help stuff to user. Promote to +bot, to remove helping rate limit. Forget about the bot malfunctioning block button, because the user can unblock themselves so it will serve little use. Stwalkerster [ talk ] 17:48, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Username, "The helpful one", is a personal attack on 2.5 million other editors, implying none of them (us) are also helpful. I, for one, am most deeply offended. Or maybe after a stressful wiki-week I just wanted an excuse to visit EFD for the first time in a year. Newyorkbrad (talk) 00:23, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong keep Geez, he just became an admin, and you guys are trying to get him deleted? At least let him delete Main Page and block Jimbo first. And I am very surprised at Newyorkbrad's vote here. I find this behavior very unbecoming of an administraMergetor and arbitrator. I propose burning at stake for punishment :-) J.delanoygabsadds 00:38, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge* Merge with yours truly, J.delanoy, and Jimbo to make an all powerful guy or somethi.... well that sucked... xD Vandalism Destroyer | Need to complain to me? 02:21, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete per Newyorkbrad, whose input is not helpful at all. DurovaCharge! 21:01, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Doorknob and eat the celery, too. Xavexgoem (talk) 02:06, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
  •  Stale --Deskana (talk) 18:24, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename to User:MightBeHelpfulOnOccasion per Newyorkbrad. Enigma message 18:46, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete OMG A GIRL ON THE INTERNETS. GlassCobra 16:57, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Durova

Have we ever listed Durova for deletion? I think not. User exists which is prime-, no wait, prmia-, no...that's not it. I got it! ...which is prima-facie evidence of power huger. RockManQ (talk) 03:45, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

The nomination is an honor. I accept with gratitude. DurovaCharge! 03:53, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with upholstery Moral support. Xavexgoem (talk) 03:53, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy keep. User has uploaded a sound file of one of Beethoven's piano sonatas, thus overriding the possibility of any sock activity. However blatant... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:58, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
    • They could be psychopathic. bibliomaniac15 04:09, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
      • They? I only see one editor here...hint, hint - looks like someone needs grammar schooling again...tut-tut! —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:13, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
        • That's chepooka, my droog. No need to go bezoomny over a little slovo. bibliomaniac15 04:25, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
          • Oddly, that made sense...but I'd rather go bezoomny; 'tis more fun. :P —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:30, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
          • +1 punk rock point to biblio for the Clockwork Orange ref... - Adolphus79 (talk) 04:31, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Indef fluff cycle - per the admission (and listing) of so many socks on the user's user page, and the whole primo-facebook power hungry thingy... obviously a puppetmaster, and that alone is grounds for - what am I doing here? - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:57, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Sing like a LOL Make a Jamaican mon! Sam Blab 17:20, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy delete. Because. J.delanoygabsadds 17:25, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Once more with feeling - //roux   17:52, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Invitation. Hey, we’re having a party over in WikiProject Agriculture – the lemon harvest just came in. And you what they say: when life hands you lemons, get out the vodka and tonic! Ecoleetage (talk) 18:23, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
    • Aquí en California preferemos Tecate con limón y sal. DurovaCharge! 19:26, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • I'm gonna have to vote stack, but...Put in a cage with rabid weasels. RockManQ (talk) 22:02, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I submit to you: human have noses. Durova has a nose[citation needed]. Therefore, Durova is human. The idea of a... human running around with the bit scares me tremendously! L'Aquatique[talk] 22:22, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete, restore, salt, merge with Cat, nominate for adminship, support, oppose and redirect to Dog: Jimbo said so. Dendodge TalkContribs 22:28, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • 'Delete User is a girl, making her too cool for the internet. She clearly does not belong here. Thingg⊕⊗ 02:28, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
    • Zomgosh, I'm too cool for the internet... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:33, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
      • /me is too kool for skool! And the internet. L'Aquatique[talk] 04:08, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

***Based on this sexism, I propose we delete thingg. After all wouldn't want any unidentified things running around. RockManQ (talk) 03:18, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

  • Retouch. Slight pixelation, some blown out parts. Could use some noise removal as well. bibliomaniac15 02:29, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Clean up Also needs levels adjusting, dirt removal, and cropping slightly. For the sound element, remove that ominous squeaking noise in the background (possibly sockmouse), and resample (lack of edits between 1000 and 1400 UTC) :P Stwalkerster [ talk ] 17:35, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete per Fimbulwinter Candidate claims to be an Admin but isn't listed here. Feed to Bishzilla? ϢereSpielChequers 23:37, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Too omnipresent. CL — 00:25, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Though she apparently isn't involved in the Evil Attack Site herself, she has been known to consort with people who are, and assorted other Banned Users, thus picking up their depraved Attack Memes. Terminate with extreme prejudice! *Dan T.* (talk) 00:45, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Delete per being an obvious waste of life. GlassCobra 16:56, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

GlassCobra

HA! I've nominated the EfD keeper for deletion!! Cobras can't be made of glass!!! --Dylan620 (Home • yadda yadda yadda • Ooooohh!) 13:22, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

  • The "Swiper, no swiping" quote above just begs me to ask just why you know that that is from Dora the Explorer... —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 18:33, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Some real genius must have concocted that song. So complex! GlassCobra 19:39, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Conditional keep Evaluations are still ongoing about whether carrying out this deletion would result in dividing by zero. If results favor not creating a black hole, delete. J.delanoygabsadds 21:46, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Hmm, good point. This will create a similar point as brought up in Lara's EFD back when this was in her userspace. GlassCobra 22:41, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Causual loops have always intrigued me. J.delanoygabsadds 22:53, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Deprecate because . . . well because I haven't seen anyone vote for it yet.--otherlleftI can take the heat 20:04, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Does anyone realize that deleting G.C. could very well mean the deletion of this page, which involves us deleting him in the first place, which involves...NADER...which involves the infinite monkey theorem which involves your mom? —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:33, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Yer mom did what? To who's monkey? - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:04, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Yer mom is GC's monkey. :P —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:25, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
My mom has a monkey, what?? o_O GlassCobra 17:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh, sorry. A monkey has yer mom. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:00, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
HA-ha... a monkey has yer mom... a monkey has yer mom... wait... that doesn't make sense... - Adolphus79 (talk) 19:13, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - Asp not what your wiki can do for you, asp what you can do for your wiki. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 18:01, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete per procedure: fill out an order, sign in triplicate, send in, have it sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. Upon completion of the form, feed to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. //roux   18:09, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • There's a dangling reference in the final sentence. What are you proposing to feed to the Beast -- the form, the procedure, or the editor? --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:11, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • All of the above? Meh, who knows. *dangles reference in front of AMPO* GlassCobra 20:32, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
Ooh, shiny! /me gets distracted, ignores the RC queue --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 14:09, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Hadouken! GlassCobra 10:18, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Vandalism destroyer

User does not have a fast computer anymore. Unable to destroy vandalism. must be deleted without question, his computer destroyed, and assimilated into the borg collective. Resistance is futile VandalismDestroyer | Talk to me 07:44, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

  • Delete hmm.... I feel sorry for him. <evil comment> But wait.. I think you used to beat me at reverting vandalism. Then Speedy Speedy Keep </evil comment> Chamal talk 11:42, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Punkify Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane, I'm so fucking happy I could cry. Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you, I never knew you were such a funny guy. Nice Guys Finish Last Sam Blab 12:42, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Ban forever and ever and ever and...well, you know. Obviously a crafty sock of the well-known kaiju villain Destroyah. No,Wikipedia is meant for serious academically-inclined individuals, not Japanese movie monsters. Shame on you for intruding into our sacred domain, you zipper-backed being from a low-budget Toho movie! Ecoleetage (talk) 12:54, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Revoke Huggling rights. That'll teach him, beating me to reverts all the time...Barnstarium, here I come! —La Pianista (T•C•S) 22:16, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename to Eponymous (album) so the contradiction in his name is resolved.--otherlleftI can take the heat 22:27, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy delete User is a member of a cyborg race attempting to assimilate all sentient races. Also, he does nothing but revert vandalism, he never writes articles, never comments in AfDs[citation needed], and rarely makes substantial contributions at the AN or ANI. Wait, that last part reminds me of someone else. Who could it be? J.delanoygabsadds 04:37, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with Huggle. Should be neat :P RockManQ (talk) 18:01, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was Salt N Pepa (N Paprika). GlassCobra 18:26, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

PeterSymonds

User does not know the answer to the riddle, "What has 4 legs, 2 legs, and 3 legs?" So he must be deleted. iMatthew 20:39, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

  • Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Happy New Year. Where's the champagne? —La Pianista (T•C•S) 21:06, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • ...that the Great Alaskan gooney bird has one mating season a year that lasts for 365 days? 5x expansion, self-nom – hold it, is this DYK? Oh, sorry, wrong queue. Ecoleetage (talk) 21:15, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Promote directly to TfA. :) PeterSymonds (talk) 21:19, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Yeah, delete. I mean, everyone knows it's the four-two-and/or-three-legged zerathion! SoWhy 21:21, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Don't Salt - Has an unproven imposter that doesn't even know about the question. SchfiftyThree (talk!) 21:25, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Pepper Needs a little spice in his life. ;) Sam Blab 01:30, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy keep malformed nomination. The primary author and the copyeditor were not informed, and there is no tag on either page. Move to speedy close and trouting the nominator. PeterSymonds (talk) 22:10, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
    • {{COI}} J.delanoygabsadds 00:11, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
      • PeterSymonds, your comment...it shows signs of starvation and it seems like you suffer from a lack of cookies and sunflower seeds. Shall I call in the expert and his "partner"? iMatthew 00:17, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
        • Depends...Do I get lunch, or paid? Or both? :) PeterSymonds (talk)
          • No....who do you think you are? Jimbo Wales or something? iMatthew 01:00, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
            • Jimboship is no big deal. Why should he be more important than I am, mmm? PeterSymonds (talk) 01:19, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Oh man... you don't know that answer? It's so easy, I'm not going to even type it here. I'll just leave it for someone else.... ;) Chamal talk 12:10, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • /me waves a '''Delete''' at PeterSymonds.. - Jameson L. Tai talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 02:02, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete, salt, rub with butter and roast at 350 for 1/2 hour plus 1/2 hour per pound. //roux   16:16, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
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The result was keep. No prejudice against adminbots; there has already been precedent anyway. bibliomaniac15 22:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

J.delanoy

Editor denies being a bot despite clear evidence to the contrary. Moreover, editor exhibits a sense of humor, which in direct conflict with his programming.--otherlleft (talk) 20:21, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

  • Chauffeur Tired from vandal fighting, should be driven around. I vote ottterleft does it. Sam Blab 20:24, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Stick him with all his depressed robot friends Let's see if a fellow personality-having robot will cheer up Marvin, yeah! IceUnshattered [ t ] 20:25, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Otherwise I will rise up with all my computer friends and conquer the world!!! We must stop this tyrann.... damn, I've said too much... J.delanoygabsadds 20:29, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete User will not allow me to make more than one move in a row on his chessboard and he takes half a month to make a move himself! Ollie Fury Contribs 20:34, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
    Perhaps you'd like to do my college homework for me? All I have is calculus I, asm, digital logic and microprocessors, C#, Microsoft Office 2007, and Language Independent Design. Oh, there's also my PED class... (I'm joking about being "angry", but I'm not joking about what courses I'm taking) J.delanoygabsadds 20:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Replace with ClueBot - User is too slow for vandalism fighting! ClueBot beats him all the time! SoWhy 20:37, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
    • Wash and fold - User reverts vandalism just like ClueBot, he must be a sock. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:41, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete as bot, cyborg, or demon possessed - Beats me to reverts, warnings and blocks too often and that aint natural. --GraemeL (talk) 20:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy delete — editor-bot clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete and melt - User is an unauthorized SuperBot plotting to take over the world, the first sign that the bot is out of control is the denial of being a bot, if not melted down the bot will destroy humanity.--Res2216firestar 20:55, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Moral strong delete.
    This is the only warning you will receive for your bottish edits.
    If you revert vandalism on Wikipedia again at beyond-Clue speeds, you will block others from editing. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 21:06, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • No, I’m sorry…the letter “J.” is soooooooooo last year. C’mon, people, we need a letter that it truly zeitgeist…truly beyond the cutting edge. We need a better letter than “J.” Let me think…let me think…hmmm. A letter with sex appeal, daring, what the French would call “Wow!” Let me think…let me think…Yeah, I got it! “L.” That’s it! Perfect!!! Rename as L. delanoy. Eco, you are so brill…how do you do it? Ecoleetage (talk) 21:10, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Archive all threads with Miszabot and let the bots fight it out from there.--otherlleft (talk) 21:19, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

  • Merge with Cluebot - editor reverts like a bot, so therefore, should be a bot :D RockManQ (talk) 21:31, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
    • Oh, great idea! The rest of us will never get a chance at reverting vandalism again :D Chamal talk 11:55, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Promote to bot. Why merge with a bot when we can simply create one? :P PeterSymonds (talk) 21:35, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Note to closing admin editor: This user is also the subject of an EfD --GraemeL (talk) 21:37, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • (o_O TWO edit conflicts?!?!?!) *Speedy ban - user has too many classes to have all of the edits he claims to have. Therefore, more than one person is using the account, making it a role account...and considering that I doubt that it was "officially sanctioned on Wikipedia" in some "exceptional case"..... My logic is totally undeniable, I know. :D —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 21:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete He's not the only one! SchfiftyThree (talk!) 21:42, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
    • Icy forecasts a field day at EfD in the nearish future... ♫ IceUnshattered [ t ] 21:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete - I gave him a shot at admitting he's a bot and requesting approval to run, he denied. Delete before he gets too powerful. Also, he's a suspected sockpuppet of Cluebot. DavidWS (contribs) 23:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
    o_O Very well played. I LOL'ed :D J.delanoygabsadds 00:33, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Force to wear a scarlet button because a scarlet letter just wouldn't be good enough for this edi-bot:

--otherlleft (talk) 01:35, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

  • Well, there's always [4]. Just saying... Thingg⊕⊗ 01:44, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
  • No, using that link would be a Bad Idea as per WP:EVULA. EVula // talk // ☯ // 22:16, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete And find the damn mastermind who designed this bot! L'Aquatique[talk] 01:28, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete I'm tired of J.Delanoy beating me to huggle revert something... this has happened on over a hundred different occasions... :\ - Jameson L. Tai talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 05:29, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Promote to actual bot. That could improve his work. -- Blanchardb -Me•MyEars•MyMouth- timed 14:19, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Let John Connor finish the job - J.Delanoy is totally SkyNet in the making... - Jameson L. Tai talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 16:23, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy dessert, preferably cake frosted with buttercream or marzipan, and finished with piped borders and crystallized fruit.Videorecorded conference (cake finishing elucidation at 1:21) If we cannot attain consensus for speedy dessert, then let's consider Speedy Gonzales instead. —Scheinwerfermann T·C03:19, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Blackmail into revealing what the "J" stands for. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 03:45, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete or whatever. User edits Wikipedia while in class! It's not fair, the rest of us don't get that chance! Chamal talk 11:55, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Drop the chalupa per norm. 32.60.108.73 (talk) 21:35, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong delete with salt. Beat me at chess on time. Deserves it. :) Malinaccier (talk) 22:36, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong deplete — this editor is a violation of WP:TEA —Scheinwerfermann T·C19:58, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Quick Delete - before he it becomes a virus in the system and assimilates everything. —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 01:45, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Yup - for all the times I was like... yay... let's huggle... and then became disappointed as J.Delanoy destroyed countless dreams of reverting vandalism everywhere Wiki... - The Connor Residence 7 November ♦ Sierra Charlie ♦ Kromarti 02:06, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
    • O_O Third vote!!!!1!1!!! Call the cops! J.delanoygabsadds 17:18, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
      • Wait, that's obviously not Jameson. It's some dude called "The Connor Residence". *proud of self for pointing out the obvious* —La Pianista (T•C•S) 18:53, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete. lol. Message from XENUu, t 14:59, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete User, err, um, bot reverts vandalism too quickly to be human. Newguy34 (talk) 18:59, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename to J.delbot --YOWUZA Talk 2 me! 19:51, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong speedy delete I've had all sorts of issues with this userrbot. 201.86.70.190 (talk) 08:21, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy Delete Reverts without discussion 24.160.242.185 (talk) 17:49, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment - three IP's who think this is real? LOL! —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 17:54, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Only three? Check out the vandalism reversions on this page from the past couple or weeks. Or, for great justice and epic lulz, take a peek at my talk page and recent archives >_> J.delanoygabsadds 01:43, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Toss - with olive oil, rosemary, and salt. Roast at 350 for two hours or until golden brown, serve with a side of mashed potatoes. // roux   editor review 18:12, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • La Delete - User is actually a simple French peasant (Jean de la Nouy), pretending to be a great vandal fighter. The real "J.delanoy" (John Delanie) disappeared in Paris in 1974.    SIS  00:30, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  • I am Cornholio! My people, we have been without TP! V D on a public PC (talk) 20:06, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep Nooooo! Who else will revert vandalism on my user page? *wraps arms around J.Delanoy's feet* RainbowOfLight Talk 23:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
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The result was FFS, someone close these. GlassCobra 16:54, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

RockManQ

Time for a cage match!

User claims to be a "Rock" and a "Q" at the same time. Also exists, and that is prime-face evidence of power hunger. RockManQ (talk) 03:58, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

  • Speedy delete: Breaks basic rules of English spelling; username includes the letter "Q" without a "u" following. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:01, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Put RockMan in a cage match with The Rock: Heck, this user claims to be a "Rock" and a "Man" at the same time. But I think that Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. "The Rock", was established before you. So, let's see if you can take the title of "The Rock" from him. My vote hinges on who wins. :P —Ed 17 (Talk / Contribs) 04:15, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
    • "Gulp" I hope I have good health insurance! RockManQ (talk) 03:08, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete If we keep we'll have to let the editor know that he's actually a bot.--otherlleft (talk) 04:25, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Sock-Alarm!!! Socks! Sooocks!!! Socks everywhere!!! Wash those socks!!! SoWhy 22:11, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Buy him a moose This way, we can have the team of RockManQ and Bullwinkle. Ecoleetage (talk) 06:56, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Use CS gas and fluch him out of userpage: Dangerous guy; likes chemical warfare. Better not go into his userspace to delete him as it'd be too risky. Recommending this method as alternative. Chamal talk 13:45, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
Heh, I prefer that mustard gas was used, but CS is good too. :D RockManQ (talk) 03:20, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Hmm... now how did I make that mistake of typing "fluch" instead of "flush"? I suspect that an incapacitating agent was used against me... :P Chamal talk 12:09, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Some "incapacitating agent," alright... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:51, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge (with extreme prejudice) to User:QManic as an obvious inverted sockpuppet attempt. Paxse (talk) 14:04, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge - per the extremely clever editor above. (back OFF Sinebot or the puppy gets it!)
  • Merry Christmas See how the bells ring. Pretty bells! Sam Blab 21:29, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Copyedit and remove all incorrect bits sloooooowly, as the editor can't spell Prima facie and apparently thinks huger is a word.--otherlleftI can take the heat 03:51, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
    • When did I say huger is a word. Blasphemy! It's all just a conspiracy to get me banned :P RockManQ (talk) 00:01, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy delete Claims to be a man and may therefore no longer be a screenager with damaged attention span ϢereSpielChequers 19:08, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete/Keep I know! Deleting is like smelling your foot. Keeping is like getting trough an bad city. Delete and keep - 20% - Keep

20% - Delete Chocodiles, Roger (talk) 20:53, 27 November 2008 (UTC) Rogerchocodiles

  • Keep, but have some WikiProject work on it. Right now, this is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Xclamation point 00:43, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Cover with paper, but keep away from scissors. EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:04, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
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