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Society, economy and law

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Eating chocolate cake in a bag.
Comrade! Your hair is not trimmed in accordance with the socialist lifestyle!
At the heart of an international incident.
Absurdistan The place where silly bureaucracy rules. Has been located in places as diverse as Czechoslovakia and Iraq.
Bagism A social ideology created by the Beatle John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono which involves wearing a bag over one's entire body to promote peace and equality.
Beard Liberation Front A British interest group which campaigns in support of beards and opposes discrimination against those who wear them.
Berners Street hoax The day that all of London gathered at one house.
Birth tourism Going on vacation to get a different citizenship for the child.
Frank Chu All he wants is royalties for being featured in a real life soap opera broadcast in 12 galaxies – or was it 785,249,000,000,000?
Correspondence between the Ottoman sultan and the Cossacks Amongst other insults and profanity, it supposedly told Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire to fuck his mother.
Crypt of Civilization A time capsule not to be opened before 8113 A.D.
Cutting in line How rude!
Elaine Davidson A Brazilian woman that has the record of having the most piercings in the face.
Erika Eiffel Wife of the Eiffel Tower.
Elvavrålet The time of night when Swedish university students throw open their windows and scream their stress away.
Escalator etiquette Which side are you on?
Fat men's club Social clubs for the weightiest members of society.
Female husband Women who specifically marry other women whilst pretending to be men.
Jenaro Gajardo Vera A Chilean lawyer who claimed to own the Moon.
Justo Gallego Martínez A Spanish Catholic priest who, for almost seven decades, single-handedly constructed his own church.
Georgia Guidestones A granite monument commissioned to help guide humanity, which became the subject of conspiracy theories, and the target of a bomber.
Guerrilla gardening "Quick... torch on... plant those carrots!"
Go Topless Day A day to advocate topfreedom for women.
Great Stork Derby The strangest competition in Canadian history: female residents of Toronto were promised a financial reward to give birth to the most kids in just ten years.
Charles Harrelson One of the most infamous hitmen in US history... and the father of actor Woody Harrelson.
He never married A euphemism often used in mid-20th century obituaries in United Kingdom for gay men.
Marie Sophie Hingst The late German historian and blogger who claimed to be born to Holocaust survivors, despite not being Jewish.
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles Not a ninja turtles fan group, but "an honorable drinking fraternity composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar."
Japanese adult adoption The vast majority of adoptees in Japan are childless adult males, adopted by families needing a strong heir or a male successor for their businesses.
Elizabeth Klarer A 20th century Afrikaner woman who claimed that she dated an extraterrestrial being and gave birth to an alien. She later wrote two books about this.
Knobbly knees competition A favourite in holiday camps all over the UK.
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle A television show produced by the North Korean government intended to educate the public on good and bad hairstyles.
List of people who have lived in airports Wish you were here?
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages How do you warn people to stay away from nuclear waste repositories, in a way that will be understandable 10,000 years from now?
Jean-Marie Loret He (and his children) claimed that he was the son of an affair between his mother and a WW1-era, pre-infamy Adolf Hitler.
Mónica Macías The daughter of Equatoguinean president Francisco Macías Nguema who grew up in North Korea, with Kim Il Sung himself serving as her second father.
Man of the Hole The last survivor of an uncontacted tribe in Brazil, and arguably the world's loneliest person.
Mitsuyasu Maeno Porn actor, yakuza member, Japanese ultranationalist and failed assassin.
Mongrel complex A concept regarding an inferiority complex reportedly felt by some Brazilians. Coined following an especially agonizing World Cup loss.
Montreal–Philippines cutlery controversy A 7-year-old boy's eating habits became an international incident.
Neturei Karta An international organization of Orthodox Jews that oppose Israel.
Niche insurance Insure yourself against being abducted by aliens, losing your genitalia, or conceiving the second Christ.
Emperor Norton A man who claimed to be "Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico" in 1859.
Panty tree Trees covered in various articles of clothing cast off by ski lift passengers.
Pole and Hungarian brothers be A two-nation proverb often cited, usually while drinking, in both Poland and Hungary.
Posthumous marriage Saying "'til death do us part" with someone who's already dead.
The Queue A queue, stretching for 10 miles at one point, all the way to Southwark Park, formed by Britons in September 2022 in order to pay their respects to their late sovereign.
Sentinelese An autonomous Stone Age human tribe which completely avoids contact with the outside world.
Travelling gnome Taking a garden gnome on an adventure... occasionally without telling the owner of the garden it was on.
Vesna Vulović A Serbian flight attendant who became famous for surviving the highest fall without the use of parachutes.
War of the stop signs Free movement means free movement.
Ziona An Indian man that holds the record for fathering the largest living family in the world. In total, he had 39 spouses and 94 children. Talk about the weekly home bills....

Politics and government

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He missed, darn it!
Who knew legislation could be so sweet?
The confusingly hirsute Charles the Bald.
All hail the Conch Republic!
I am a jelly donut?
Not a killer rabbit after all.
A senator uses an old debating trick.
Leftist love.
There's no-one as Irish as this guy.
A work by the "Kowloon emperor".
1803 Gatton by-election Two candidates, only one ballot cast, in this by-election in one of the UK's most notorious rotten boroughs of the early 19th century.
1927 Liberian general election The most fraudulent election in recorded history, with a turnout of 1,680%.
1986 Illinois gubernatorial election Followers of a bizarre political figure hijack an election, and force one of the main candidates into running under a different party.
2018 Makassar mayoral election In which Munafri Arifuddin ran unopposed for mayor of Makassar, Indonesia, won more than 250,000 votes, and lost.
Above Znoneofthe A Canadian politician who changed his name so that people would misread it as "none of the above" on the ballot (with the Z added to appear at the end of the list) and pick his name by mistake.
Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act An apparently innocuous piece of congressional legislation that became the subject of outrageous but widely believed conspiracy theories in 1956.
Animals as electoral candidates Why be ruled by some monkey, RINO or pig when you can get a real chimp, rhino or pig into office?
André Dallaire How often do would-be assassins break into a Prime Minister's residence without resistance?
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany A satirical party formed in the 1980s. Some of its main objectives include balkanizing Germany, legalizing all drugs and creating so-called "fuckpooling centers".
Antanas Mockus The surprisingly effective mayor of Bogotá, Colombia known for civically-targeted publicity pranks.
Anti-Japaneseism Advocates for self-inflicted genocide.
Anti-PowerPoint Party Fighting the overuse of Microsoft PowerPoint in offices since 2011.
Bald–hairy Russian leadership has alternated between bald and hairy leaders since 1825.
Banned in Boston Boston now has a reputation as a liberal city, but it wasn't always so...
Barack Obama "Joker" poster You wanna know how I got these scars?
Alejandro Cao de Benós A Spanish man who is the only non-Korean person to officially work for the North Korean government. Benós is also featured in some documentaries about North Korea, such as The Propaganda Game and The Mole: Undercover in North Korea.
Biotic Baking Brigade Pie-throwing anarchists.
Boris Skossyreff Belarusian adventurer, who tried to seize the monarchy of Andorra and called himself Boris I of Andorra.
British Israelism A long discredited form of British nationalism, by way of the idea that the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel made their way to Britain.
Brown Dog affair Political scandal that resulted in police protection for the statue of a dog.
Bunga bunga Nobody knew what it meant, until one Italian politician made it mean "kinky sex".
Bushism Any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors that have occurred in the public speaking of former United States President George W. Bush.
Bush shoeing incident An incident where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw a pair of shoes at George W. Bush on December 14th, 2008 during a press conference.
Byron (Low Tax) Looper Not only did he give himself a parenthetical middle name, he tried to win an election by simply murdering his opponent. It didn't quite work out.
Candy Desk A desk on the floor of the U.S. Senate has been kept filled with candy since 1968.
Charles the Bald A 9th century emperor of the Carolingian Empire who is depicted in artwork as having a full head of hair.
Chernomyrdinka Russia can do Bushisms too.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office An official government position in the United Kingdom.
Count Binface An intergalatic warlord and British political candidate (formerly Lord Buckethead).
Celso Daniel A city mayor in Brazil who was, allegedly, assassinated in 2002 by criminals, but many people say that he was murdered for political reasons. Within five years, seven witnesses were found dead. To this day, the case remains unsolved.
Congressional office lottery The process that determines when representatives in the House can pick their rooms, host to such rituals as playing Frank Sinatra songs and Jedi mind tricks.
Crusade of Romanianism 1930s Romania saw possibly the world's only political movement which attempted to synthesize fascism with libertarian socialism.
David Rice Atchison Possibly President for a day, only finding out after his "term" had ended.
Deez Nuts A satirical candidate who ran for president during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and polled 10% at his best. In the polls, he had defeated other notable candidates such as Harambe, Beast Mode, Darrell Castle (this one is real), and nearly Jill Stein.
Division of Batman A former electoral district in Melbourne, Australia. And no, it wasn't named after the superhero.
Democracy sausage Part of Australia's tradition of holding a fundraising sausage sizzle at polling places on election day. Not connected to the observation about similarities between how laws and sausages are made.
"Dewey Defeats Truman" When Thomas E. Dewey was falsely thought to have defeated Harry S. Truman in the 1948 election.
Dizzy Gillespie 1964 presidential campaign Had it succeeded, it would have created a dream cabinet including Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, and Ray Charles.
Donald Duck Party A non-existent political party, at occasions among the top ten parties in Swedish parliamentary elections.
Dunwich Another rotten borough which had almost entirely fallen into the sea over two centuries before it was abolished. Not to be confused with the other Dunwich...
Ed Miliband bacon sandwich photograph The biggest enemy of British politician - and then Leader of the Opposition - Ed Miliband? A simple bacon sandwich.
Eddie Eagle Not the British ski-jumping pioneer, but the NRA's firearm safety mascot. For kids!
Wolfgang Engels A 19-year old civilian employee of the National People's Army who smashed through the Berlin Wall with a stolen APC.
Euromyth Paranoid and imaginative speculations about the bureaucratic excesses of the European Union.
Four Pests campaign Mao Zedong's campaign to eliminate all sparrows in China. Helped (in some small way, at least) cause the Great Chinese Famine.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference The bizarre scene when Trump's presidential campaign hosted a presser not at the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia... but at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Philadelphia.
Fuddle duddle A Canadian political incident involving most unparliamentary language.
Gaysper When Spain's major far-right party accidentally created an LGBT+ icon.
George H. W. Bush broccoli comments The president's strategy for winning the baby vote.
German Apples Front A campaign to purify the German... fruit crop.
Glee Club Predating the American television series by some decades, one British political party hosts this evening of entertainment in which participants are encouraged to sing rude songs making fun of politicians past and present, both in the party and in more general politics.
Greek Ecologists A Green party which uses nudity in its political campaigns.
Günter Schabowski A Freudian slip of this East German official started the demolition of the Berlin Wall.
H'Angus A monkey football mascot who was elected mayor of Hartlepool, England, with a platform of "free bananas for all schoolchildren".
Harcourt interpolation The speaker then said he felt inclined for a bit of fucking.
Harold Holt He goes swimming, and then missing.
Helengrad A nonexistent communist dystopia that supposedly gripped Wellington, New Zealand between 1999 and 2008.
Huh Kyung-young A perennial South Korean political candidate who owns a palace filled with portraits of himself, claims to be able to levitate and teleport, and that he has an IQ of 430. Got 0.8% of the vote for President in 2022.
Hungarian Two-Tailed Dog Party The best satirical party in Hungary.
Ich bin ein Berliner President Kennedy did not call himself a jelly donut in front of a German audience.
Ilona Staller A Hungarian porn star elected to the Italian Parliament.
Incidents of objects being thrown at politicians In various countries, objects have been thrown at politicians for reasons varying from comedic to harmful with objects from pies to grenades.
Jakob Maria Mierscheid A fictitious politician in the German Bundestag since 1979, originally introduced in the 1920s by Weimar Social Democrats to avoid paying restaurant bills. Discovered the Mierscheid Law.
Jimmy Carter Peanut Statue A statue of a grinning peanut in honor of Jimmy Carter...
Jimmy Carter rabbit incident
Jimmy Carter UFO incident
...who had two very strange incidents happen to him. Was the rabbit really a killer?

And is the truth really out there?

Jón Gnarr An Icelandic comedian who started the satirical Best Party, and became the mayor of Reykjavík.
John Turmel With a record of no wins and 100 losses in campaigns since 1979, he's probably the world's least-successful would-be politician.
Dennis Hof An American pimp who owned several legal brothels in Nevada and won the Nevada 36th district election in 2018... While he was dead.
Justin Humphrey An American politician who made a bill that would make it illegal to be a furry in Oklahoma schools.
Kasongo Ilunga A man who spent several months of 2007 as the Minister for Foreign Trade of the Democratic Republic of the Congo – even though he wasn't a real person.
Ku Klux Klan titles and vocabulary If you ever find yourself an alien in the Klavern and someone asks "AYAK?" remember to answer "AKIA". It's all "CABARK".
Lyndon LaRouche What does the Glass-Steagall Act, concert pitch, and a hypothetical Eurasian Land Bridge have in common? According to him, Elizabeth II's attempts to suppress "the truth" about them.
Legislative violence Where politicians actively fight for what they believe in.
Liz Truss lettuce The vegetable that outlasted a British prime minister.
Lord Bloody Wog Rolo Australian political personality and founder of the British Ultra Loyalist League Serving Historical Interests Today (B.U.L.L.…).
Luke Lea Former American Senator who tried to kidnap the exiled former Kaiser of Germany in 1919. The plan failed when the Kaiser refused to allow him to visit. He ended up stealing a bronze ashtray instead.
List of Kim Jong Il's titles Because just being the "Great Leader" wasn't enough.
List of short-tenure Donald Trump political appointments "You're fired!" (almost as quickly as you were hired)
Marxist–Leninist Party of the Netherlands A fake Maoist political party set up by the BVD in order to spy on the Chinese government. Fooled Zhou Enlai, and may have helped facilitate Richard Nixon's tour of China.
Mitsuo Matayoshi Perennial candidate. Self-proclaimed God. Repeatedly told opponents to kill themselves.
McGillicuddy Serious Party A satirical political party in New Zealand.
Mel Carnahan In 2000, he was elected to the United States Senate, despite dying in a plane crash 3 weeks before election day.
Merkel-Raute More than one German leader has been known for a distinctive hand gesture.
Nagriamel A libertarian, welfarist, traditionalist, cargo cultist Ni-Vanuatu political movement that was once led by a man named "Moses" with 23 wives and briefly tried to secede. Still represented in the Parilament of Vanuatu, making it perhaps the world's strangest non-satirical party with actual influence.
New shoes on budget day One of Canada's less grand political traditions.
Nicolás Zúñiga y Miranda Mexican eccentric who repeatedly ran for president, lost, and claimed he'd won. Sound familiar?
NHK Party The Japanese anti-TV licensing fees party with nine names since 2020, two feuding leaders, and a habit of picking YouTubers as candidates, that is somehow still represented in the Diet.
Niuas Nobles' constituency An electoral constituency consisting of just three voters, who elect one of their number to one of the twenty-six seats in the Legislative Assembly of Tonga.
Nobody for President Vote for Nobody! Nobody will listen to their campaign promises!
Nuisance candidate In the Philippines political candidates can be disqualified for bringing the election into disrepute or mockery, having a name which confuses voters or not actually intending to run for office.
Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Screaming Lord Sutch
Catmando
Among other policies, this British political party advocates the banning of semicolons as "no-one knows how to use them". Its original leader still holds a British record by standing in 40 elections and losing all of them. Also, it was run for a while by a cat.
Old Sarum A notorious UK rotten borough which elected 2 MPs, despite having an electorate of 11, none of whom actually lived there.
Gabriele Paolini His sole aim in life: to get condoms on TV.
Panda diplomacy Turns out that the best Chinese diplomats are pandas.
Parliamentary snuff box The only place where you can legally get free tobacco in the UK is the House of Commons.
Pascual Racuyal A Filipino presidential aspirant who promised to build plastic roads and govern the Philippines "via satellite".
Patrol 36 The most famous group of Neo-Nazi Israelis.
Pedro Lascuráin President of Mexico for 45 minutes.
People's Revolutionary Government The only Marxist-Leninist constitutional monarchy in history with Elizabeth II as monarch.
Pink Pistols They're here, they're queer – and they're armed to the teeth.
Polish Beer-Lovers' Party One of the major political powers in Poland in the early 1990s.
Political Google bombs in the 2004 U.S. presidential election I was searching for waffles, not John Kerry.
¿Por qué no te callas? It's not often a head of state tells another head of state to shut up at an official summit.
Proposed Canadian annexation of the Turks and Caicos Islands First proposed in 1917.
Puedo prometer y prometo Spain's first political joke after the end of the Franco era.
Putin khuylo! Or "Putin is a dickhead", in Ukrainian.
Ratfucking What the Watergate conspirators did. (Not bestiality, if that's what you're thinking.)
Redskins Rule When Washington's NFL team won, the party of the current president retained the presidency; when they lost, the opposition party won.
Resignation from the British House of Commons Illegal since 1624.
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978) A British Trotskyist cult party that went right-libertarian post-Cold War, discovered genocide denial, accused ITN of faking footage, and got sued out of existence.
Rhinoceros Party A former political party in Canada, which often promised outlandishly impossible schemes designed to amuse and entertain the voting public.
Richard Nixon mask One of the United States' most popular masks.
Russian political jokes In Soviet Russia, the article reads you.
Shanghai Fugu Agreement A completely fictitious international treaty accepted by the German state of Hesse in 1985.
Shawinigan Handshake A tense Prime Minister puts a chokehold on a protestor.
Shi Pei Pu A male Chinese opera singer-turned-spy who seduced French diplomat Bernard Boursicot for 20 years by pretending to be a woman, even "having" a child with him.
Sister Boom Boom A drag queen who dressed as a nun and ran for the Board of Supervisors of San Francisco.
Socialist fraternal kiss When two socialist leaders are very close...
Socialist Patients' Collective An organization that charged that diseases were caused by capitalism.
Strom Thurmond filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1957 You've got to really care about white supremacy to talk for 24 hours straight. (Happily, it didn't stop the Civil Rights Act from passing.)
Taiwan Communist Party The founder of the party claimed he had no knowledge of communist theory and only picked the name to garner interest.
The Wizard of New Zealand The Prime Minister of New Zealand gave a friend the title of "Wizard of New Zealand."
"There's No One as Irish as Barack O'Bama" A 2008 song celebrating the Irish heritage of then-candidate for President of the United States Barack Obama.
Tía Pikachu A Chilean preschool teacher who wore an inflatable Pikachu costume in the country's 2019 protests, who was later elected to a board to rewrite the country's constitution.
Toad worship The online cult of former Chinese President, Jiang Zemin.
Tsang Tsou-choi From the 1970s to his death, he claimed to be the "Kowloon emperor".
Wilson Tucker The power of group voting tickets brought a man living in America to Australian regional office despite only having gained 98 votes.
Unabomber for President 1996 saw a presidential campaign for an infamous domestic terrorist serving eight life sentences in a supermax prison.
Union of the Centrist Center Actually centre-right.
Vermin Supreme A presidential candidate with a boot on his head, who carries around a large toothbrush and pledges that, if elected, he will give every U.S. citizen a pony.
Waitangi dildo incident Once upon a time in New Zealand, Minister for Economic Development Steven Joyce was attacked with a dildo.
White House horseshoe pit Where George H. W. Bush won an epic duel of horseshoes 21-0 in five minutes.
Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan A spoof scientific study by J.G. Ballard which compares the face of Ronald Reagan to an erect penis. Was circulated at the 1980 RNC as a prank.
You have two cows A political satire comparing different political ideologies with cows, for some reason.

Business and economics

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Orion in the sky, EURion on your money.
...we're going to need a bigger wallet.
Gamestonks.
1933 double eagle An extremely rare U.S. coin that is illegal to privately own.
2018 Samsung fat-finger error When new Samsung Securities shareholders got 112 trillion won (1017719218.54 USD) richer.
BackpackersXpress It's hard to see what went wrong with this proposal to fly Boeing 747s full of singing, dancing and drinking backpackers between Australia and the UK.
Bads Like goods, but no one wants them. Notable for being exactly the word a child would come up with for this concept as a joke.
Bank of England £100,000,000 note If you thought the largest UK banknote was £50, then you're VERY wrong.
Big Mac Index Ronald McDonaldonomics.
Billboard Utilising Graffitists Against Unhealthy Promotions Or "BUGA-UP" for short. An Australian group of subversive artists who live up to their self-description by defacing tobacco and alcohol billboard advertisements to promote healthy living.
Boss key A special button on an application used to quickly mask an employee's counterproductivity.
Dead cat bounce In finance, a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining stock, because "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."
CeX (retailer) It sells.
Dead mall That formerly active and popular mall that no one goes to anymore.
Elongated coin What better souvenir than a mangled and defaced penny.
EURion constellations Not-so-secret recognition patterns you can find on banknotes.
Fedspeak Federal Reserve Board statements were made deliberately cryptic so no one understood them.
Financial Modeling World Cup An esport competition of financial modelling, using Microsoft Excel.
Fukuppy A branding exercise by a Japanese refrigeration company, which turned into a, well, ...
GameStop short squeeze Internet traders meme their way into a battle for Wall Street. To the moon!
Ghetto tourism And if you look to your left you will see an impoverished minority neighborhood.
Gruen transfer Shopping malls are designed to confuse the customer, making them more susceptible to impulse buying.
Prix Guzman A French Academy of Sciences prize to be given to the first person to communicate with a celestial body, other than Mars (widely believed to be inhabited at the time), and receiving a response. It caught the attention of Tesla among others, but was not awarded until 1969.
Hallmark holiday A holiday that seemingly exists primarily for commercial purposes.
Hemline index The other reason why CEOs like women with short skirts.
Hungarian pengő The worst inflation in history caused this currency to be replaced with another that was 400,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000 times its value.
Inflatable rat Common tool of U.S. labor unions.
IKEA pencil Free, popular, and even used in surgery.
Kongo Gumi The world's oldest company that is still in operation today.
Maid café So cuteeee.
Men's underwear index An economic indicator popularised by Alan Greenspan.
Meme coin Actual traded cryptocurrencies based on internet memes.
Merchant Marine of Switzerland A landlocked country with a significant commercial fleet.
Money burning For behaviour modification, political notoriety and a warm fireplace. (See also K Foundation Burn a Million Quid above.)
Olim L'Berlin A Facebook page that urged Israelis to move to Germany by comparing prices of a popular Milky pudding.
Oil futures drunk-trading incident A rather costly drunken mistake.
Operation Bernhard A Nazi plan to cause hyperinflation in the UK by way of forged banknote dropping.
Purple squirrel Mythical creature, a job candidate with precisely the right education, experience, and qualifications that perfectly fits a job's requirements.
Rai stones Stone money, some of which is 3 meters (10 ft) in diameter, and weighs 4 metric tons (8,800 lb).
Gerald Ratner Business 101: If you own an incredibly popular jewellery company, maybe don't publicly announce that your products are all cheap garbage.
Swastika Laundry A laundry service whose electric vans cheerfully displayed the notorious symbol around Dublin until the 1960s.
Tanganyika groundnut scheme A scheme, stymied by a lack of water, to grow peanuts where none had been grown before.
Therbligs In motion studies, the elemental motions used by a person when performing a process in the workplace. Named by and after Frank Bunker Gilbreth and Lillian Moller Gilbreth (yes, the parents in Cheaper by the Dozen).
Ting Hai effect A sudden drop in the stock market that follows whenever Hong Kong actor Adam Cheng stars in a new TV show.
Tingo Group
Dozy Mmobuosi
A seemingly magical Nigerian agri-fintech company that was once valued for more than $1 billion. Actually discovered to be a personal vehicle for its founder, who's now charged with securities fraud.
Toyokawa Shinkin Bank incident How idle chatter between three high school girls led to a 2-billion-yen bank run.
Trillion-dollar coin A concept that was proposed as a way to bypass US debt-ceiling crisis through the minting of high-value platinum coins.
Tulip mania The first recorded asset bubble was for Dutch tulips, which at the peak of the mania sold for 10 times a skilled artisan's income. Disputed to have ever occurred by some.
"Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!" An ad campaign that figured the best way to sell cigarettes is to show all the consumers with black eyes.
Veblen good Goods whose demand increases as price increases, violating the law of demand.
Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland? Because if you don't, your in-laws will hate you, your children won't respect you, even your therapist will judge you, according to this mocked PR campaign.
Zero-rupee note A method of reducing bribery in India.

Law, law enforcement and crime

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An acoustic kitty. Well, almost.
"Says in the Mail that these'll have to be straight now! Bloody Eurocrats..."
Not my first thought when you said "armored personnel carrier".
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack The first and largest bioterror attack in United States history involved the poisoning of salad bars with Salmonella in an attempt to sway an election in favor of the followers of an Indian mystic.
2007 Boston Mooninite panic A guerilla marketing campaign for an animated TV series that quickly became a homeland security issue.
Sada Abe Sensational journalism—from the Land of the Rising Sun.
Acoustic Kitty A failed CIA experiment at using a cat for covert surveillance.
Animal trial Historically, the law in some areas of Europe subjected animals to criminal liability for their conduct.
Attempted theft of George Washington's skull Alas, poor George!
Baby Jesus theft When a child is gone...
Batman rapist Batman's back at it again, but this time it's actually a sex offender who attacked women in the city of Bath.
Bowling Green massacre A nonexistent massacre mentioned by the Trump administration, subject to parody.
Burke and Hare murders What is the best way to accelerate scientific progress? Killing people, of course.
Chamoy Thipyaso At 141,078 years, she holds the record for the longest prison sentence without lifetime imprisonment – and didn't even serve 1% of it.
Chewbacca defense "Now, why would Wikipedia have an article about the Chewbacca defense? That does not make sense!"
Michael Cicconetti A judge renowned for his strange alternative punishments.
Cicada 3301 Criminals or puzzle enthusiasts?
Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94 The infamous "bendy banana law", this seemingly-dry piece of EU quality standards legislation convinced the UK media and many ordinary people that Brussels had banned bananas from being curved. One of the most infamous Euromyths.
Confraternities in Nigeria In Nigeria, university student societies have been frequently linked to kidnapping, sexual assault and mass murder.
Crime in Antarctica It's not the Wild West—er, South.
Crime in Vatican City Because of its low population and large number of tourists, the statistics suggest the average citizen commits two crimes per year.
Dead Man's Statute Enacted to prevent a witness from testifying about communications with a dead person.
Easter Act 1928 The government of the United Kingdom legally mandated a change of date for Easter Sunday to a period of seven days - and then never actually enforced it.
Emo killings in Iraq Music fans killed for their alleged Satan worship and homosexuality.
Expert wizard amendment New Mexico narrowly avoided requiring all psychiatrists testifying in court to put on a robe and wizard hat.
Free Bench An unusual English legal custom permitting a widow to inherit her deceased husband's land. In one version, she would have to ride into court backwards on a black ram while reciting a nonsense verse.
Glasgow ice cream wars In the 1980s, violent conflicts between ice-cream vendors (who also sold drugs and stolen goods) left six people dead.
Troy Leon Gregg Escaped from death row, got killed in a bar fight that same night.
Disappearance of Johnny Gosch In 1982, a 12 year-old went missing. As of 2023, the case is still unsolved, and Gosch's whereabouts remain a mystery. However, Gosch's mother claims that he visited her in 1997, and in 2006 she found a photo sent by an anonymous person to her front door.
Guano Islands Act This strange piece of legislation enables citizens of the U.S. to take possession of islands containing guano deposits.
Gresham cat hostage taking incident In 1994, a cat was taken hostage by its owner in a store. The owner would later get shot and killed by police.
Robert Hanssen Tasked by the FBI to help rat out Soviet spies. The problem? He was one of them.
Helen Duncan The last woman convicted under the UK's Witchcraft Act. Her favourite trick: "ectoplasm" made out of fabric and egg.
Hobby Lobby smuggling scandal A craft store chain purchases stolen Iraqi artifacts.
'I know it when I see it' "Not that, but something sort of like that?"
John Smeaton Sometimes, the best way to avoid a terrorist attack is to simply kick the terrorist in the balls.
John "Half-hanged" Smith They tried to hang him, but he survived. Later attempts to try him fizzled out until they just decided to deport him to America.
Lake Erie Walleye Trail fishing tournament cheating scandal "We got weights in FISH!!!"
Learned Hand Thanks to his name, this American judge could've part-timed as a superhero—"The Learned Hand of the Law" has a nice ring to it. Given his impact on tax law, his birth name of Billings Learned Hand is even more apropos.
Jay Leiderman The lawyer that represented Anonymous.
Lesbian rule Not the replacement for the Patriarchy, but an archaic term meaning legal flexibility (and originally a building tool from Lesbos).
Ley de fugas Prisoners were allowed to escape, as an excuse to kill them for trying to escape.
Viola Liuzzo One of the FBI's darkest criminal cases.
Rodrigo Rosenberg Marzano A Guatemalan attorney who arranged his own death and blamed it on the President, seeking justice for his murdered girlfriend.
Massachusetts School Laws How 17th-century Massachusetts sought to rid itself of the Prince of Darkness.
The Matrix defense A claim that the defendant committed a crime under the belief of being inside a simulated reality. The defense has been successful more than once.
Gary McKinnon How a UFO enthusiast with Asperger syndrome was able to hack into the US government's computers.
Moron in a hurry Used in passing-off law, this is the sort of fictional person who would look at a knockoff product and think it's the real thing for long enough to buy it.
Mug shot of Donald Trump How a photo of the 45th president of the U.S. getting arrested (and released shortly after) became a source of comedy on the internet.
My Way killings There's one song you shouldn't sing in a Filipino karaoke bar.
Ninja of Heisei An elderly Japanese man who successfully committed over 250 burglaries while disguised in a ninja outfit.
Not proven A controversial Scots law verdict for those neither guilty nor innocent.
Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi In 1983, a teenage girl went missing in the Vatican and the search for her whereabouts became a major controversy. In 2023, the religious state opened for the first time an official investigation on the matter.
Onion Futures Act Why you can't buy any onion futures, but you can for corn, oats, rice, aluminum, crude oil, wood, etc.
Operation Flagship Do not trust the San Diego Chicken.
Perry Mason moment "Mr. Menendez, did you know Big 5 stopped selling pistols in 1986?"
Phantom of Heilbronn A DNA-traced serial killer, also known as the "Woman without a face", who turned out to be nonexistent.
Phantom social workers They make children disappear.
Prenda Law A law firm that blackmailed people for allegedly downloading pornography; the firm was described by one court as a "porno-trolling collective".
Prohibition of dying There are really some places where death is illegal. (Although it is unknown what happens to anyone who breaks this law.)
Regulation of flamethrowers in the United States No permit needed in 48 states.
Rough sex murder defense It is what it is.
Mitchell Rupe The man who was too fat to hang.
Salmon Act 1986 A UK law, designed to curb illegal fishing, which creates the humorously-named crime of "handling salmon in suspicious circumstances".
Sand theft What do you mean I can't take the sand home?
Shaggy defense Caught committing a crime, but don't know what to do? Say it wasn't you.
Shawn Nelson They say that being in a tank gives you the high ground. It certainly reigns true here.
Small penis rule A technique used by authors to avoid libel lawsuits.
Steve Comisar America's #1 solar-powered dryer salesman.
Suspensory Act 1914 An act whose sole purpose was to postpone the coming into force of two other acts.
Tennessee login law Laws against password sharing are older than you think, but have always been this unpopular.
Keron Thomas In 1993, aged sixteen, he posed as a motorman on the New York City Subway and managed to operate a scheduled passenger train for over three hours.
Andre Thomas Serial killer who tore out his eyes and consumed them in order to prevent the government from reading his mind.
Twinkie defense When you don't want to go to jail.
Ugly law A type of U.S. city ordinance banning anyone "diseased, maimed, mutilated or deformed in any way, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object" from being in public.
United Airlines Flight 976 The worst case of air rage ever? Or just a very bad case of traveler's diarrhea?
Angie Sanclemente Valencia A former lingerie model alleged to have run one of the largest drug cartels in the world.
Clement Vallandigham A lawyer who proved his client had not killed a man, but the victim had shot himself... by shooting himself dead.
Whipping Tom The name given to multiple London sex attackers. One of them, upon seeing an unaccompanied woman, would grab her, lift her dress, and slap her buttocks repeatedly before fleeing. He would sometimes accompany his attacks by shouting "Spanko!"
Wet feet, dry feet policy America seems to not like wet feet.
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A fruit or a vegetable?
A vegetable or a fruit?
A vegetable.
2008 French mistaken virginity case France's most bizarre lawsuit: an angry man takes legal action against his newly married wife for not being a virgin.
62 Cases of Jam v. United States When is imitation jam not jam?
Batman v. Commissioner Batman said his teenage son was his partner. The Commissioner wasn't having any of it.
FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite In some ways, the U.S. government is more powerful than Superman.
Hermesmann v. Seyer A Kansas Supreme Court case that decided that a 12-year-old boy who was molested by his 16-year-old babysitter had to pay for her child support.
Iceland v Iceland Foods Ltd Who has a greater claim to the name Iceland - a country established in 874 or a British retailer founded in 1970?
Jarvis v Swans Tours Ltd A legal complaint about the lack of gemütlichkeit during a Swiss Christmas holiday.
Lawsuits against supernatural beings Even if you can serve process on them, they are unlikely to show up in court.
Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc. Would you expect to be able to swap 7 million points (worth $700,000) for a Harrier jump jet (worth $22 million)? This man did and took Pepsi to court when they failed to supply him one. Unsurprisingly – to everyone except him – he lost the case.
Louisiana ex rel. Francis v. Resweber Do you still count as "executed" even if you didn't die? This was a surprisingly contentious issue.
Manacled Mormon case The religious rape case that became a movie and involved the cloning of a dog.
Mattel, Inc. v. MCA Records, Inc. The lawsuit that occurred because of a parody song about a barbie girl living in a barbie world.
Memoirs v. Massachusetts A U.S. Supreme Court case concerning whether the 1748 book Fanny Hill was entitled to First Amendment protection. One of the dissenting opinions contained an extensive discussion of the supposedly pornographic content.
McMartin preschool trial The most expensive trial in US history. Amid the 1980s' day-care sex-abuse hysteria, hundreds of children wasted 7 years of court time and $15 million of public money by telling bizarre and fanciful tall tales.
Microsoft v. MikeRoweSoft When your name is too good not to buy a domain name featuring.
Miles v. City Council of Augusta, Georgia Can a city require a business license for a talking cat, and does the cat have free-speech rights?
Monkey selfie copyright dispute An actual monkey made a monkey out of the law.
Nix v. Hedden The U.S. Supreme Court decides that the tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit.
Pearson v. Chung Also known as the $54 million pants case, or "The Great American Pants Suit" according to one Wall Street Journal reporter.
Stambovsky v. Ackley Also known as the "Ghostbusters case", the court ruled that a house in Nyack, New York was legally haunted by ghosts.
State v. Linkhaw He sang so badly in church that a jury found him guilty of "disturbing a religious congregation".
Trial of Arne Cheyenne Johnson The first and only murder case where demonic possession was used as a defense.
Toy Biz, Inc. v. United States Are the X-Men humans under U.S. law?
Trial of the Pyx Whence the British Pound lands in court every year.
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff Who has jurisdiction over Satan?
United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness The FDA will not tolerate misbranding.
United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins The fins won a case that turned on whether buying something from someone counts as "aiding or assisting" them.
United States v. Causby Planes vs. farmers.
United States v. Ninety-Five Barrels Alleged Apple Cider Vinegar When is apple cider vinegar not apple cider vinegar?
United States v. Strong A court case about someone who supposedly had an accident in a courtroom's bathroom, covering much of it.

Taxation

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They've just heard you talk about getting rid of them to cut your tax bill.
Bachelor tax Implicit in many jurisdictions which offer a marital tax relief.
Beard tax Used to be imposed in England and Russia.
Breast tax An unusual tax meant to enforce the caste system in an indirect way.
Chicken tax A U.S. tariff on trucks, which resulted in a period of chicken trade related tension known as the Chicken War.
Flatulence tax When you keep a lot of cattle, you're contributing significantly to the greenhouse effect ... aren't you?
Taxation of illegal income in the United States Don't worry: you can deduct your illegal activity expenses.

Punishments

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"Had a little too much to drink, have we, sir?"
Bamboo torture Death by a growing bamboo shoot.
Blood eagle The "wings" were your lungs pulled out through your back.
Brazen bull Encased in bronze and boiled to death, with wind instruments attached so your screams would turn into moos.
Disneyland with the Death Penalty Best way to describe Singapore according to William Gibson.
Drunkard's cloak Attire for the village drunk.
Enhanced interrogation techniques No inhumane torture over here.
Half-hanging For when you don't want to go all the way.
Hanged, drawn and quartered Dark Ages punishment for high treason.
Music in psychological operations Music used to especially torture prisoners of war.
Pitchcapping A hat made of tar was molded on to your head, then ripped off, taking your skin with it.
Poena cullei Taking a fatal trip down the river with a dog, snake, monkey, and rooster (none of whom did anything wrong).
Rhaphanidosis For sex crimes in classical times, you got a radish shoved up your rear.
Rough music A form of vigilantism, more loud than violent.
Scaphism Probably the worst ever execution method - the condemned was enclosed in a pair of boats, covered with milk and honey, and eaten to death by insects.
Schwedentrunk Victims were bound and were forced to swallow large amounts of foul liquid, usually excrement.
Scold's bridle A muzzle for the nagging wife.
Washing out the mouth with soap That'll teach you to say dirty words!
Whipping boy A boy who received corporal punishment for misdemeanors of a prince; as well as some of his privileges.
See also