List of 1000 Ways to Die episodes

This is a list of episodes for the TV show 1000 Ways to Die which airs on the cable channel Spike.

Episodes

Season	Episodes	Premiere Date	End Date
Pilot	2	May 14, 2008	May 21, 2008
Season 1	10	February 8, 2009	Apr. 5, 2009
Season 2	12	December 6, 2009	Feb. 24, 2010
Season 3	TBA	August 3, 2010	TBA

Spike ordered 10 additional episodes that were originally scheduled to begin airing in the fall of 2008, but began airing on February 8, 2009 at 10PM (EST) instead.
As of April 23, 2009, Spike ordered 13 more episodes of 1000 Ways to Die, which include a spin off pilot titled "1000 Ways to Lie". The pilot of the spin off debuted on Spike on March 3, 2010 at 10PM (EST).

Pilot

The pilot episodes were directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon.

The first two episodes are visually distinct from the rest of the series, as they were originally intended to be the only episodes. They both open with the words of the disclaimer displayed in white font on black background, while the voice-over reads:

"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."

The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book):

"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
(note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City" font; the rest are only heard) "Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"there's a lotta ways to wind up dead." "The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."

"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."

The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. The story is interspersed with expert testimony from physicians and scientists about the science of the death (what happens to the body, etc.). The story ends with another comic screenshot, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death is typed over the image in red "Sin City" font. This pans right to trivia about a similar incident or related scientific fact, usually less than 30 seconds long, which is depicted entirely in comic formatting. The process repeats with the second story, which then cuts directly to commercial after the trivia. The third and fourth stories also follow this format. The fifth story follows suit, but instead goes directly to commercial after the trivia bit. The sixth story is also depicted, and then cuts to the real-life story segment, which does not employ the comic face. When the real-life story ends, the credits roll in red and yellow comic font on black/white-flecked background.

The second episode mimics the first, except that the first and second stories are so long on their own that they go straight to commercial after their related trivia. The third and fourth stories follow the prior pattern, only without the trivia bits; the fifth story then leads into the real-life story, both without trivia.

Episode 1: Life Will Kill You

Originally aired May 14, 2008.

Death #	"Event" Name	Circumstances of Death
208	Semi-cide	A man is ran over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals.
422	Constriction Accident	An intoxicated construction worker falls asleep at the wheel of a dump truck filled with sand. He accidentally activates the dumping mechanism and buries a co-worker under three tons of sand, killing him from crush asphyxia.
092	Fang Banged	A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he dodges, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.
832	Lesbocution	A woman recently dumped by her boyfriend decides to swear off men forever and goes home to have sex with her best female friend to celebrate her coming out as a lesbian. During the walk home, the woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and electrocutes herself when she touches the metal traffic light pole next to her.
125	Love Bugged	A reclusive amateur entomologist and herpetologist dies from a Black Widow bite in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom.This case is based on a case in Germany
640	Tumble Die	A repairman, after his assistant switches off the circuit breaker to it then leaves the scene, climbs inside a broken industrial clothes dryer to repair it. As it turns out, the assistant shut off the wrong breaker, trapping the man inside the dryer. The dryer starts and, after a few minutes, the man dies from hyperthermia.

Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

Originally aired May 21, 2008.

Death #	"Event" Name	Circumstances of Death
293	Freeze Died	A man is deliberately locked in a meat freezer for getting his employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant and dies of hypothermia.
713	Dive Bombed	A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. At 12,000 ft, they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash.
091	De-Coffinated	A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Believed to be dead, the poisoned brother is buried alive, and his corpse is later found by grave robbers.
606	Wet Dream	A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. The suit is so constricting, however, that he cannot get into the water fast enough, and he perishes from heat exhaustion.
112	Fur Burger	In the 2nd century, one method of execution was wrapping the victim in freshly-killed animal skins, tying him to a tree, and leaving him to be eaten alive by whatever carnivores happened to be in the area. In this case, it was a flock of vultures.

Season 1

Shot months after the pilot, the first full season is executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. Season One was written and directed by Tom McMahon.

The episodes in Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to The Pilot. The "comic-book" styling is completely gone, as are the trivia bits between segments. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads:

"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."

"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (the word "DIE" echoes ominously).

The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated):

"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."

This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The stories are played out as in Season One, but end as they began, with a different screenshot of the "victim" (this time, they are usually dead), again framed in grainy film art, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death typed over the image in yellow and red "True Crimes" font. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This is usually repeated twice. After the last commercial break, the real-life story is shown, followed immediately by the end credits, which appear as white spray-painted bold letters on a grainy film background, backed by heavy metal music.

Episode 3: Unforced Errors

Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
064	Habeas Corpse	May 1, 1998	Law Office, Los Angeles, California	Trying to impress a new workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable. Unfortunately, the window gives way and he falls to his death. (Based on the death of Garry Hoy).
288	Chippin' Dale	Aug. 11, 2003	Sonoran Desert, Yuma, Arizona	A man clearing bush gets his foot caught in a wood chipper trying to clear a jam and is shredded alive. (This death is based on the death of Brian Morse )
226	Gasketballed	Nov. 21, 1993	Ball State College, Kenosha, Wisconsin	A young couple in college climb into a giant helium-filled basketball and suffocate due to lack of oxygen when they can't get out.
199	Me So Hornet	Sep. 27, 1992	Boone Residence, Lubbock, Texas	Trying to impress his wife, a man shoots a hornet's nest with his paintball gun in an effort to remove it from a tree. The hornets attack him, and he dies from anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.
952	Dumbrella	Jan. 13, 2007	Wood's Carnival, Barnegat, New Jersey	A sword swallower whose career is failing takes a bet to swallow an umbrella, only to accidentally hit the release button and cause it to lodge in his esophagus, closing off his trachea and killing him.
674	Killdo	Jan. 31, 2004	Jennifer's Pad, Roanoke, Virginia	A nymphomaniac shoves a peeled carrot up her vagina to use it as a dildo. A sharp edge on the carrot tears a small section of her vaginal wall, and the motion of masturbation forces air into the laceration, causing an air embolism in her bloodstream to rush to her heart, where it becomes lodged, blocking blood flow and killing her.

Episode 4: Death Over Easy

Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
316	Butt F***ed	Dec. 21, 1978	Mercy Care, Mobile, Alabama	A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to a hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd degree burns. Three weeks without a cigarette later, he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights it, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp and his oxygen tank explodes when the chair hits the bottom, incinerating him.
818	Frightmare	June 15, 1995	Alexi's Apartment, Fargo, North Dakota	A woman suffers from Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome, and dies in her sleep from cardiac arrhythmia, brought on by an intense nightmare about an evil dwarf trying to strangle her in her sleep.
097	Oprah Winfried	Nov. 12, 1986	Folsom Prison, Folsom, California	An obnoxious, former death row inmate whose sentence was changed to life without parole (much to the disgust of his lawyer) is watching The Oprah Winfrey Show on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the power cord in an attempt to fix his TV reception. (This death is based on the death of Michael Godwin.)
412	Em-Bear-Assed	Apr. 16, 2001	Mojave Desert, Palmdale, California	A man under the influence of magic mushrooms comes across a group of furries in animal costumes engaged in sexual encounters around a campfire in the desert, and attempts to join in, but is rebuffed. He mistakes a nearby brown bear for one of the participants and is mauled to death.
625	Midnight Choker	Dec. 18, 2006	Jack's Bar, Gary, Indiana	A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing an 8-ball and then regurgitating it. He tries to repeat the trick with the slightly larger cue ball, but the increased size prevents the ball from passing back up his throat and he chokes to death.
269	Window Pained	Aug. 22, 1998	Su Su's House, Atlanta, Georgia	A Peeping Tom spies on a woman dancing around her house in lingerie. He partially enters a window to get a better look, but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support while trying to get out. The window breaks his neck between the second and third cervical vertebrae, killing him.

Episode 5: Dead and Deader

Originally aired Feb. 15, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
504	Wel-Dead	Mar. 13, 2005	House of Steel, Long Beach, California	A man connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to the maximum setting, and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest.
230	Trailer Trashed	May 1, 1979	Roger's RV Park, Aberdeen, South Dakota	A man attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
171	Nite Capped	Dec. 31, 2003	Echo Park, Los Angeles, California	A man is shot in the shoulder and killed on New Year's Eve by a stray bullet fired into the air by revelers a few miles away.
385	Sh*t Faced	Sep. 19, 1983	Dunkeler's Home, Sparta, Kentucky	An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses the digestive tract and is absorbed directly into his bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning. (An identical incident took place in Texas in 2004, earning the decedent the Darwin Award of the Year in 2007.)
197	Dead Eye	May 15, 1993	Milhouse High, Glendale, California	A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells to the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain. The students quickly take a picture of their dead teacher with a camera phone (despite that cell phones—especially ones with camera-like features—weren't commonplace in the early 1990s) and run off.
319	Domin-a-Dead (US); Rubbered Out (UK)	Feb. 27, 2006	The Kitty Patch, Tonopah, Nevada	A man looking to have sex with a hooker chooses a dominatrix, who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she's punishing him. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and ends up dying because his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain.

Episode 6: Death Gets Busy

Originally aired Feb. 22, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
610	Deep Fried	Oct. 26, 1999	Tool & Die Works, Akron, Ohio	A metal shop worker with serious anger issues is fired after his co-workers and boss grow tired of the man's outbursts. When he returns to work to get revenge on his boss, the latter shoves the former into a vat of hydrochloric acid, which eats away at his flesh and internal organs.
892	Gorgeous Gorge	May 2, 2004	Beechwood Hotel, New York, New York	A bulimic model orders everything off the room service menu in her hotel room and binges very heavily. When she tries to vomit her meal back up in the bathroom, her stomach ruptures from being packed with too much food.
347	Re-Tired	Jun. 4, 2005	Ted's Tire Service, Bakersfield, California	A porn addict reads a pornographic magazine while inflating a truck tire. He is so distracted by it, however, that he forgets to check on the tire, and after a while, the tire explodes from over inflation, lodging pieces of shrapnel from the metal tire rim into his brain and killing him.
652	Botoxicated	Aug. 16, 1998	Debbie's House, Carbondale, Illinois	A woman desperate to get rid of her wrinkles hires an inexperienced doctor to administer Botox in her home. The man unknowingly injects pure botulinum toxin into her face, resulting in intense pain and paralysis. While lying in a hot tub trying to relax, the woman's entire body becomes paralyzed and she drowns after slipping underwater.
498	Choke-A-Lot	Mar. 27, 1975	Homefood Cafe, Peachtree City, Georgia	Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder fills the air and impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are eventually asphyxiated.
629	Sex Ray	Mar. 12, 2001	St. Jude's Hospital, Jackson, Michigan	A man is having an x-ray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin having sex in the control room as the amused patient watches. The couple accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while having sex, eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation.

Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death

Originally aired Mar. 1, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
314	Dung For (a.k.a Sh*t Happens)	Oct. 25, 1986	Lucky Day's Ranch, Aberdeen, Texas	A farmhand being chased by a farmer for attempting to have sex with his daughter hides in a manure truck. A load of manure is dumped on the farmhand, suffocating and crushing him.
622	Brain Worms	Dec. 21, 1978	General Hospital, San Francisco, California	A couple eat live snails and ingest Angiostrongylus cantonensis, parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies.
401	Abracadaver	Nov. 12, 1995	Shyrock Theater, Flint, Michigan	A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". He uses his wand to ram the bullet into the barrel, and part of it becomes lodged in the gun's barrel. When his ex-girlfriend assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion, the wand chunk is shot into his neck, severing his jugular vein, and he bleeds to death.
429	Weed Whacked	Feb. 8, 2002	Diablo Desert, Fort Wayne, Indiana	Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant: poison sumac. The two smoke the plant and die from inflammation of the lungs.
221	Rebel Without A Pulse	Jul. 4, 1867	Stonetop Canyon, Anniston, Georgia	Soon after the end of the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter dies anyway from a massive heart attack caused by hearing the shots.
510	Kill Basa	Aug. 16, 1996	The Brig Disco, New Orleans, Louisiana	A man who wants to sport a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. However, he makes it so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually killing him at a night club. This is similar to an urban legend, involving a cucumber, that has been circulating since 1979.

Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

Originally aired Mar. 8, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
770	Face Offed	Dec. 21, 2007	Las Vegas, Nevada	A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria) that eats away her face after surfacing in a pimple, eventually killing her.
047	Re-Coiled	May 28, 1994	Tres Piedras, New Mexico	A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is shot in his chest when a snake pulls the trigger on his rifle as he picks it up.
301	Sucked Offed (a.k.a Son Of A Leech)	Feb. 3, 2000	Amarillo, Texas	An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F (13 °C) lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak from hypothermia and blood loss to move and dies of exposure.
312	Re-Formed	Mar. 24, 1989	Pico, California	A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. More garbage is emptied on top of him, trapping him, and the load of garbage is compacted, crushing him. (This death is based on the death of Anastasio Figueroa.)
963	Fin-Ished	Jul. 17, 2004	Lake Havasu City, Arizona	A woman catches a fish for the first time, and as she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out and she chokes to death.
553	Butt Plugged	Nov. 9, 2002	El Segundo, California	A newly-released con shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer. When the officer shoves the con against his truck, the can is activated, soaking the con's inner colon with the spray and eating the flesh away.

Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid

Originally aired Mar. 15, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
502	Gas-Hole	May 19, 2002	West Glacier, Montana	A wanted drug dealer hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk, but having no booze (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol. When he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames. (This death is somewhat based on the death of Allen Ingram.)
001	Ichiboned	Nov. 21, 1987	Tokyo, Japan	A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try again, and this time succeed. Their hearts are not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.
518	Jake N' Baked	Dec. 15, 1990	Long Beach, California	A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600 °F for 12 hours, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is burned alive.
734	Die It	Jun. 12, 2003	Evanston, Illinois	A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows tapeworm larvae. They eat everything she does, and eventually breed, spread throughout her body, and start eating her internal organs, killing her.
499	Pained Gun	Sep. 20, 2006	Simi Valley, California	A pair of high-school boys film themselves doing drive-bys on people with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of his friend, which breaks his neck and kills him.
283	Deadliest Catch	Jul. 17, 2000	Willard, New Mexico	An easily-agitated electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves, but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch. He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish, but accidentally steps off the wooden boat seat with his bare feet onto the metal of the boat floor, electrocuting himself.

Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death

Originally aired Mar. 22, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
077	Red, White and Blew	Jul. 4, 1983	Lawrence, Kansas	A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a homemade firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher, and the firework explodes in his face.
756	Bank Ruptured	Dec. 21, 1978	Chateau Cousteau, Bordeaux, France	A man with the eating disorder pica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. His stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen, dying from internal bleeding.
066	Guitar Zeros	Jul. 23, 2005	Beijing, China	Two Chinese heavy metal music lovers spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud music while jumping back and forth on their beds. On this particular occasion, one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls six stories to his death. His friend follows suit and jumps out after him.
196	Radium Girls	Jan. 5, 1920	U.S. Radium Corp. Orange, New Jersey	In the 1920s, a group of female factory workers are employed at a plant that uses radium-laced paint to create fluorescent watch faces. One day at work, the girls notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin and lips. They begin using it as body paint to surprise their lovers during sex. The repeated applications of the radioactive paint eventually gives all the female workers bone cancer. A few have died from this cancer, but some survivors filed a lawsuit on the factory, leading to an overhaul in workplace safety rules.
638	Oz Holed	Aug. 19, 2001	San Dimas, California	Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing in the urban legend that Osbourne had done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal passages and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation.
710	Tanked Girl	Dec. 21, 1978	St. Augustine, Florida	A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode from rapid decompression. (NOTE: A similar but wider-scale incident occurred on a Byford Dolphin submersible.)

Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual

Originally aired Mar. 29, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
117	Gut Busted	Feb. 20, 1998	Naperville, Nevada	An obese man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach. Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst, leaking acid into his abdomen.
417	DestRoid	Oct. 24, 2003	Seattle, Washington	A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due to cardiomyopathy caused by the steroids.
078	Text Dead	Aug. 19, 2005	Irvine, California	A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, asking about where she should be picked up. Unaware that the two's paths are about to meet, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend in his pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.
210	Pissed Off	Jul. 3, 1992	Monrovia, California	An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pants leg, scratches his leg, and urinates on him. The urine seeps into the scratch, causing leptospirosis, which kills him a week later.
222	Car Jacked	Jun. 5, 2004	Manatee, Florida	A car thief attempts to steal a muscle car by descending from the garage ceiling by a rope. His leg becomes tangled in his rope, leaving him suspended upside down. Unable to free himself, the thief eventually dies from rising blood pressure and multiple strokes caused by the venous hemorrhaging in his skull.
201	Blown Job	Aug. 11, 2007	Miami, Ohio	A disgruntled, alcoholic clown, who ironically was coulrophobic as a child, drives to a birthday party for his next job. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat, inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon presses him against the door and he suffocates.

Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Originally aired Apr. 5, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
447	Water Logged	Aug. 12, 2007	New River, Arizona	A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, rupturing his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and drowns.
302	Funny Boned	Jan. 19, 1997	Mesa, Arizona	An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke.
072	Bowed Out	Nov. 21, 1995	Kobe, Japan	A nervous Japanese man waiting to meet his future boss dies when he accidentally headbutts him when the two men bow, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture.
277	You're So Vein	Jul. 5, 2007	Albuquerque, New Mexico	An inmate being executed by lethal injection initially doesn't react to the chemicals that were injected, because the strap restraining his arm is acting as a tourniquet. When his restraints are undone, he confronts the witnesses. But before he can do anything, the poison takes effect, killing him.
085	Doggie Style	Apr. 2, 2001	Jasper, Tennessee	A drunken would-be shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog. He shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it. (NOTE: This death is based on the death of Robert Puelo )
403	Heart On	Oct. 19, 2005	Tooele County, Utah	A man is electrocuted when he attaches jumper cables to a cow heart and uses it as a sex toy.

Season 2

Season 2 was set to premiere on Dec. 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on Dec. 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). The real-life scenarios of people escaping death shown at the ending were dropped to make room for more segments. The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. Another change is that under "Location", only the city is told, not the city and the specific location as it was in Season 1. The wording of the opening disclaimer was changed slightly from Season 1:

"WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."

"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (this time, the emphasis is on the word "WILL").

Episode 13: Death On Arrival

Originally aired Dec. 6, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
948	Titty Titty Bang Bang	June 6, 2006	San Diego, California	A woman receives large breast implants so she can become a stripper after months of doing low-level temp work and not earning enough to support her dreams of being an actress. However, the plastic surgeon who gave her the implants wasn't licensed and the implants she got were substandard and filled with water containing dissolved oxygen instead of silicone. While on a plane, the atmospheric pressure causes the implants to expand and explode, blowing out the woman's chest and killing her. (NOTE: This is based on a similar incident that happened to a woman named Irena D. Unlike in the show, however, she survived.)
714	Forked-Up	July 13, 2006	Chester, Pennsylvania	Two men under the influence of marijuana decide to play on a forklift. One drives while the other is pulled on a platform behind him attached with a rope, but when the rope gets caught under the tire of another vehicle, the rope constricts around the rider so tightly that it severs his torso.
590	UninTented	June 15, 2009	Jerome, Arizona	During a hike in the desert, a nymphomaniac dumps her boyfriend after discovering that he can't satisfy her. She spends the rest of the time masturbating inside her tent until a freak wind sweeps the tent (with the nymphomaniac still inside) into the air. The tent soon crashes into the roof of a shed, where the woman is found dead from a severe skull fracture.
123	Tali-Bombed	April 1, 2005	Patna, Iraq	Two would-be terrorists plan to set off a bomb using a GPS timer. They set the timer for one hour, but they start it right when daylight savings time starts, causing the bomb to blow up the two men.
515	Vike-O-Done	c. AD 1011	Hvarslo, Norway	A Viking kills and decapitates his rival, and when he swings the severed head in victory, the teeth of the head accidentally strike his thigh, causing an infection that kills him ten days later. (NOTE: This is based on the death of Sigurd the Mighty.)
444	Deadliest Munch	June 7, 2008	Stockton, California	A lesbian comes home to find that her lover burned their dinner for the evening. To lighten the mood, the woman's lover reveals that she's wearing a candy bra and G-string. The lesbian begins eating the g-string, but it snaps and the woman chokes to death on it.
913	Dead Meat-Eorite	May 11, 2006	Woodland Hills, California	At an outdoor pool party, a man tries to make friends (and getting rejected) by telling them about Christianity. Later, he is shot through the chest by a meteorite.

Episode 14: Death Bites!

Originally aired Dec. 9, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
451	Ass Phyxiated (a.k.a Plumper Humper)	Apr. 6, 2005	Omaha, Nebraska	A travelling salesman who is also a chubby chaser selling weight-loss products door to door meets an extremely overweight woman, seduces her and manages to get her to have sex with him. She passes out on top of the man after climaxing and suffocates him. (NOTE: This death might be based on the death of Mikal Middleton-Bey.)
103	Work of Fart	Mar. 5, 2005	Boston, Massachusetts	To prepare for a fraternity farting contest, a college student hires a flatulence trainer known for his unconventional methods. The trainer applies a lit blow torch to the student's buttocks and is killed when the student's gases set him on fire.
076	Crash-endo	Sep. 9, 1996	New York City, New York	A talented but clumsy violinist who worships her hands rolls on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs. Unable to use her hands to break her fall, she slams her head against the wall when she reaches the bottom, cracking her skull and killing her.
505	Vermin-ated (a.k.a Morton's Bad Day)	Aug. 4, 2003	Macon, Georgia	A convicted robber on the run hides in a drainage pipe and gets stuck. Later that night, rats appear and start eating him alive, eventually eating into his brain.
105	French Fried	Dec. 23, 1988	Milwaukee, Wisconsin	A French maid performs for a dying elderly millionaire in bed who is hooked up to a respirator to bring oxygen into his body. The maid plugs Christmas lights in and wraps them around herself, which causes the house's circuits to overload, making the power go out. The respirator stops operating, and the man dies from lack of oxygen.
803	Bomb-Bino	Jun. 27, 1994	Palermo, Italy	An Italian man who made the mistake of borrowing money from the Mafia and not being able to pay them back is forced to dig his own grave as two mobsters have a picnic nearby. While digging, the man digs up a World War II fragmentation grenade, which he throws at the mobsters' picnic area, not knowing what it is. The grenade blows up in the mobsters' faces, killing them instantly. The man is spared for two different reasons: The hole, which he was in, was below the level of the explosion and the dirt he dug up while digging acted as a shield from the blast.
186	Die-Agra	Nov. 4, 2001	Darien, Connecticut	During a failing marriage, a man's wife secretly grinds up three Viagra pills and puts them into his beer in an attempt to "jump start" his sex drive. The man then gets a call from his mistress and takes three more Viagra pills before going to her house. The mistress later drops another three pills into his beer. During sex, too much blood rushes to his penis because of the 900 mg overdose of Viagra, which deprives blood to his brain, eventually killing him. (Note: This bears strong similarity to the death of Sergey Tuganov.)

Episode 15: Up With Death

Originally aired Dec. 16, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
485	M-R-Ouch! (a.k.a Nurse Case Scenario)	May 4, 2005	Peoria, Illinois	A night nurse is mugged by a gun-toting drug addict during her shift. She tries to knock him unconscious by giving him prescription drugs, but they are ineffective. The addict soon tries to rape the nurse and she lures him to an MRI room by stripping. The nurse then turns it on to disarm the addict, but the addict has a steel plate in his skull, which is also attracted by the MRI machine's magnetic force and the man flies into the machine, hitting his head on the top of the machine and dies of brain damage from the massive blow. (Note: This bears strong similarity to the death of Michael Colombini, except the magnetic object that killed him was an oxygen tank.)
229	Succu Offed	Jul. 19, 2008	Tucson, Arizona	Two stoners with a large collection of cacti return from the Arizona Desert with a stolen Saguaro cactus. They celebrate by drinking a brew of mezcal and peyote. In a shared hallucination, the saguaro tells them they will be punished for stealing it, causing them to flee in panic. One falls on an Agave plant and gets impaled through the heart. The other runs head-on into another Saguaro, and its needles pierce him through his eyes and into his brain.
432	Coming & Going (a.k.a Good Vibrations)	Sep. 2, 1997	Palmdale, California	A movie make-up artist rides home with her boyfriend on the back of his motorcycle. The vibrations of the bike arouse the woman to the point of orgasm. She briefly lets go and ends up tumbling onto the road, breaking many bones and damaging her organs.
150	Coffin Nailed	Jan. 13, 1989	Cold Spring, Kentucky	A necrophiliac working in a morgue drives a casket to a funeral home in his van. Prior to the drive, he had sex with the corpse and forgot to secure the casket. When a car comes out in front of him, the man makes a sudden stop, which flings the casket forward and hits the driver in the back of the head, severing his brainstem.
089	Greased Is The Word	May 17, 2001	St. Louis, Missouri	A would-be robber plans to rob a jewelry store, but because he was unable to see where he was going due to a pair of pantyhose he was wearing as a mask, he ends up in a gun shop instead, where the customers and clerks—all legally armed and acting in self-defense -- shoot the man multiple times until he drops dead from a fatal shot to the heart. (See the Behind the scenes clip, This is based on the death of David Zaback)
110	Blades of Gory	Jan. 18, 2009	Halifax, Canada	A one-time hockey prospect playing in a city league gets into a fight with an opponent during a game and pushes him on the ice. As the opponent falls, his ice skate slashes across his aggressor's throat, severing the carotid artery and killing him from excessive blood loss. (This actually happened to former NHL goalie Clint Malarchuk during a 1989 game against the St. Louis Blues and Malarchuk's Buffalo Sabres. He survived and is living to this day.)
611	Boris Bititoff	June 9, 1991	Chernobyl, Ukraine	A zoophilic soldier misses his chance to have sex with his female colleague, so he tries to have sex with a raccoon instead. While trying to get the raccoon to perform fellatio, the raccoon bites his penis off, and he bleeds to death. (A similar incident took place in Russia in 2009, when a man reportedly tried to rape a raccoon, only to have the animal bite off his penis. In this case, the man survived.)

Episode 16: Putting a Happy Face on Death

Originally aired Dec. 30, 2009.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
712	Rub-A-Dubbed Out	Aug. 27, 2004	Tulsa, Oklahoma	A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a blind pregnant woman hides in a car wash to escape police. The car wash owner runs the daily maintenance check, and the thief becomes disoriented by the chaos inside the car wash. During his struggle to find the exit, his head becomes impaled by a 1,000 PSI spray nozzle, which fills his skull with water. The force of the water pressure inside his skull eventually causes his head to explode.
616	Cock-A-Doodle-Die	May 19, 2007	Santa Fe, New Mexico	A man cheats in a cock fighting competition by putting razor blades on his rooster's feet. His rooster kills his opponent's rooster almost right away, and his opponent notices the razor blades. He lets the crowd know about it, and they become an angry mob. Just as they're about to attack the cheater, his own rooster's razors slice his jugular vein open and he bleeds to death.
534	Chucked Up	Aug. 2, 2008	Miami, Florida	A woman is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband through a live webcam when a burglar breaks into the house and begins stealing things. The woman is duct-taped and handcuffed to her chair, so she can't escape or stop the burglar. After taking her laptop, he leans over her face to tell her thanks for making his job easy and leaves. Smelling the thief's extremely bad breath, she vomits, but the duct tape prevents it from exiting her mouth, and it goes down her windpipe into her lungs, essentially drowning her.
332	Little Person Big Death	Mar. 19, 2007	Houston, Texas	Two dwarf wrestlers battle for a crowd and get paid a lot of money. They celebrate by having sex with some women and getting drunk. While drunk, and trying to impress the women, they destroy everything in their hotel room. They finish off by running head-on into a wall, trying to break it. One breaks through, but the other hits the part of the wall supported by a 2x4 stud, and the veins inside his head burst. He dies from a combination of brain swelling and bleeding.
254	Booby-Zapped	Jul. 12, 2009	Tucson, Arizona	A man, paranoid to the point of paralysis and insomnia over current events, places booby-traps around his house to protect himself. To get some much-needed sleep, he takes some sleeping pills, but the pills come with the side-effect of sleepwalking. Later that night, the man sleepwalks to his refrigerator to get some food, escaping every trap he placed until he sits down, which triggers a laser-operated shotgun that shoots him in the head.
234	ReToaded	Sep. 6, 2003	Huacaña, Peru	Two men search the world for the ultimate high. They end up in Peru looking for the Colorado River toad, but they actually pick up the yellow-banded poison dart frog instead. They lick the toad's secretions, believing this will get them high. Instead, the toad's poison paralyzes them and shuts down their hearts.
114	Vegged Out	Aug. 13, 2004	Naperville, Illinois	After landing a date with a bicyclist, a gardener picks a zucchini as an aid on which to practice fellatio. While walking around with the vegetable in her mouth, she steps on the blade of a hoe causing the stick to hit the zucchini, lodging it in her throat, cutting off her air supply and killing her.

Episode 17: Bringing In The Dead

Originally aired Jan. 6, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
528	D. U. Die	Aug. 4, 2000	Akron, Ohio	Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon. While driving at 60 miles per hour, the driver starts to get carsick. He leans out the window to vomit, causing the car to swerve toward the edge of the street, and is decapitated when his head slams into a mailbox.
146	Belly'd Up	Jun. 18, 2001	Ann Arbor, Michigan	A belly dancer practicing for an upcoming competition in her home tries a move that involves wrapping one end of her sash around her neck and throwing the other end into the air. She accidentally hangs herself when the part of her sash in the air catches on a moving ceiling fan. (This is somewhat similar to the death of Isadora Duncan, who was killed in a freak accident in 1927 when the long silk scarf she was wearing became entangled in the open-spoked wheel and rear axle of the car in which she was a passenger.)
217	Suck Her Punched	Oct. 4, 2007	Gary, Indiana	A cross-dressing boxer who gets angry when someone calls him a "lady" is nearly attacked by a rapist lurking in the alley behind a boxing gym, who doesn't know that his target is actually a man. The boxer defends himself by punching the rapist with a powerful right cross to his temple. The would-be rapist's brain compresses and bleeds out inside his skull, causing him to pass out and die due to blood loss and severe brain damage.
177	Jack 'n' Croaked	Aug. 3, 1911	Lynchburg, Tennessee	Jack Daniel samples the taste of his family brew and keeps asking his workers to perfect it. He gets drunk in the process, but finally makes the perfect batch. He decides to update his family recipe, which is stored in a safe, but is so drunk that he can't remember the combination. In a drunken rage, he kicks the safe, and cuts his big toe. The cut soon becomes infected, and he dies of sepsis two weeks later.
657	Dead Heat	Feb. 25, 1998	Syracuse, New York	A woman is cooking for her new boyfriend and asks him to smell some exotic, imported spices, not knowing that he has asthma. The asthmatic's inhaler soon runs out of medicine, and he dies of a massive attack.
096	Poi Vey	May 18, 1989	Honolulu, Hawaii	An Orthodox Jew who is obsessed with a hula dancer decides to stalk her, but she rejects him. His attempts to woo her by leaving food on her doorstep, surfing and serenading her are all in vain. After one last attempt to romance her fails, he gets depressed and gets drunk for the first time and takes part in a torch ceremony, where he catches himself on fire and is burned to death.
412 (NOTE: This is the second death on the show given this number.)	ReTired (NOTE: This is the second death on the show given this name.)	Apr. 27, 2001	Scottsdale, Arizona	An elderly man goes through his daily ritual of getting into his classic Chevy car and reminiscing about his life while sitting in the driver's seat, but on this occasion, he passes away. At the same time, a gangster robs a gas station. The old man's car's emergency brakes fail, and it starts rolling down a hill while the gangster is crossing the street, running him over.

Episode 18: Gratefully Dead

Originally aired Jan. 13, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
599	Mercury in Uranus	Jul. 28, 1979	Norman, Oklahoma	A man who pleasures himself by shoving large items into his rectum is hospitalized multiple times to get them removed. On this particular occasion, a shampoo bottle gets stuck there. While left alone after the bottle is removed, he finds a drawer containing glass rectal mercury thermometers and shoves nine of them taped together up his anus. When startled by the doctor, the man jumps back on the bed and accidentally breaks the thermometers while they are still inside him, causing internal bleeding and mercury poisoning.
297	A Turn For the Purse	Oct. 9, 2003	Dallas, Texas	A stripper living in a suburban town has her purse stolen by a mugger on a bicycle, who threatens her with a screwdriver. A nearby man sees the mugger and goes after him. The mugger speeds away, but hits his bike on a rock and flies onto a lawn. He dies when he lands on his screwdriver, which punctures him in the chest and heart.
102	Dead Weight	Mar. 9, 2002	Newton, Massachusetts	A drunk weightlifter makes a bet with his workout partner that he can lift a 350 pound I-beam he found at a construction site, but ends up dropping it on his chest after losing his grip, crushing his windpipe.
310	Cult Evaded	Sep. 20, 2000	Encino, California	An extremely devout Christian couple and their church friends try to exorcise their new foster daughter, whom they believe is possessed by the Devil because of her tattoos, piercings, dark make-up, and interest in the Goth subculture. They tie her to the ground inside a tent and burn coal and incense during the exorcism, which eventually gives everyone in the tent carbon monoxide poisoning from inhaling the fumes. The daughter, who had a layer of fresh air above her, is the only survivor. She escapes and goes to the mall, not realizing everyone around her was dead.
463	Smoke-A-Doped	Oct. 14, 1997	Newark, Delaware	A man refuses to make out with his sex addict smoker girlfriend until she quits smoking. The woman finds a box of nicotine patches in her bathroom and puts a month's worth of them all over her body so she can quit overnight. The excess of nicotine overloads the woman's systems and she dies of cardiac arrest.
655	Two Stoopid	Mar. 15, 2005	Reno, Nevada and Portland, Maine	A drunken man puts a mattress on top of his friend's truck and rides it, but the cord slips from his grip and he flies off the truck at 60 miles per hour (97 km/h). At the same time, on the other side of the country, another drunk decides to bungee jump off of a cherry picker, but his bungee cord is too long, and he is killed when he hits the ground with an ample amount of rope to spare. In both cases, the men broke most of the bones in their bodies. (The bungee-jumping death is based on the death of Chandler Wandhehl )
204	Cream-ated	Aug. 20, 2008	La Crosse, Wisconsin	A man develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udders (caused by years of mental and possibly sexual abuse at the hands of his sadistic uncle, who wore a cow costume while abusing him). On this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.

Episode 19: Come On, Get Deathy

Originally aired Jan. 20, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
113	Tanks for Nothing	Dec. 7, 2006	St. Augustine, Florida	A Buddhist woman meditates inside a sensory deprivation tank. A Florida water moccasin snake slithers into the tank because of its warmth and bites the woman out of fear, leaving her to die from its venom. (Note: The snake used to portray the water moccasin was, in reality, a nonvenomous banded water snake.)
322	The Chokes On You	Jun. 21, 2002	Nashville, Tennessee	A dwarf dates an abusive lover who wants him to make money. He tries to do a musical stand-up comedy act, but he isn't funny. After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of his bored lover, she finally gets fed up and hits him in the face with her purse, causing his harmonica to choke him to death. She thought that it was a new act that was actually funny and laughed at it, not knowing about what happened until it was too late.
111	Back Broke Mountain	Oct. 29, 2003	Los Angeles, California	An unhappily married couple go for a walk near a cliff. The husband plans on killing his wife to collect her insurance by taking a picture of themselves with his camera and then shoving her over the edge. As the wife tries to get her husband to let go of her, his plan backfires and he is accidentally knocked over the edge instead, breaking many of his bones and killing him.
120	Grateful Bed	Nov. 7, 2008	Hollywood, California	A musician who is about to be evicted evades his angry landlord by soundproofing his apartment with empty egg cartons. He then hides behind his Murphy bed, but gets trapped. No one can hear him screaming for help because of the egg cartons, and he eventually suffocates.
479	Fore Head	Jun. 19, 1998	Waterloo, Iowa	A thief hides behind a "Virtual Golf" display in an arcade to wait for closing time. Bored and impatient, he cuts a hole in the display screen to see outside and, as he's looking, a player hits a golf ball into the screen, which strikes the thief in the forehead, fracturing his skull and sending pieces into his brain.
333	Booty Trapped	Jan. 17, 2007	Paso Robles, California	A greedy woman married to an elderly millionaire locks herself in a secret room to play around in the money she skimmed from her husband's accounts. When an earthquake hits, the bags of money fall on top of the woman, and she is crushed to death.
412 (NOTE: This is the third death on the show given this number.)	S**t Canned	May 2, 2005	Sioux Falls, South Dakota	A jealous man goes to the wedding of a woman he once loved in the hopes of ruining it. He bribes a waiter to slip a laxative into the bride's drink. The waiter at first accepts the $100 bribe, but has a thought of morality and puts it in the man's drink instead. When the laxative takes effect, the man runs to the bathroom, but finds the only stall occupied by a couple having sex. Unable to get the couple to leave (and in disgust), the man runs outside in desperation and relieves himself in a garbage can, where he gets stuck. While trying to get out, the can tips over and sends him rolling down a hill, where he is beaten to death by the rough ride.

Episode 20: Death Watch

Originally aired Jan. 27, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
238	Washed And Fried	Sep. 28, 2001	Simi Valley, California	Desperate to make extra money, five strippers pose as college cheerleaders offering car washes. As they are washing an elderly widower's dirty van, the exposed cord of a power buffer gets wet and electrocutes all five women.
300	Bad Hair Day	Aug. 14, 1956	Los Angeles, California	A woman on a double date refuses to let her boyfriend make out with her out of fear that her bouffant will be ruined. The two step outside to smoke cigarettes, with the woman's boyfriend lighting hers for her. The flame from his lighter sets fire to her hairspray-saturated hair and the woman dies from the fire burning her scalp so severely that it causes extensive brain damage.
539	Micro-Whacked	Oct. 21, 1992	Pomona, California	A full-blown drug addict gets high off meth, cocaine, prescription drugs, and PCP one night. During his high, the man thinks his lava lamp is flowing too slowly and puts it in a microwave to speed up the wax. Eventually, the lamp explodes, scalding the man in hot wax and lodging broken glass into his face and brain. (NOTE: This death is based on the death of Philip Quinn, though instead of a microwave, Quinn put the lava lamp on a stove and there was no evidence of drug or alcohol use.)
088	Pussy Whipped	May 12, 2000	San Francisco, California	A closet cat-hater who is also allergic to cats begrudgingly agrees to look after his girlfriend's cat while she's out of town. In order to pass the time, he begins drinking heavily. As he gets more intoxicated and his allergies get progressively worse, he tries to kick the cat and misses. The rug he is standing on slides, causing him to lose his balance, hit his head and get knocked unconscious, and land face down in the cat's water bowl. The man eventually drowns after inhaling all the water in the bowl.
457	Blend-Dead	Sep. 19, 1998	Austin, Texas	A woman tries to achieve longevity by eating healthy foods grown in her own garden and blended together in a smoothie. However, her landlord has been spraying rat poison in her garden when she isn't home. Unaware of her landlord's actions, she consumes the poisoned produce, which thins her blood and makes her increasingly ill. Foolishly believing she needs more smoothies to regain her health, she continues to consume her poison-laced produce. The woman eventually dies of a brain hemorrhage while exercising on her medicine ball.
116	Shanks for the Memories	Jun. 19, 2009	Atlanta, Georgia	A disgruntled, "has-been" golf star and her husband spend their days getting drunk, fighting and insulting each other at public golf courses. In the middle of a heated argument, the couple loses focus and crashes their golf cart. The cart rolls down a hill, crushing both of them.
142	Snake Du Jour	Aug. 21, 2001	San Jose, California	The head chef of a black market restaurant that serves dangerous and endangered animals is bitten on the cheek by a king cobra that he attempted to turn into his latest dish.

Episode 21: Waking Up Dead

Originally aired Feb. 3, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
662	Phone Boned	May 10, 2005	Kaisertown, New York	A woman goes to an acupuncturist to cure her addiction to texting. While lying on her back during the treatment, the woman's cell phone begins to receive multiple texts. She tries to reach for it, but ends up falling to the floor face-down. An acupuncture needle that was on the woman's chest stabs her in the heart, killing her instantly.
521	Toilet Rolled	Aug. 5, 2006	Kingman, Arizona	A functioning alcoholic steamroller operator drinks while driving his vehicle, then leaves to use a port-a-potty. He forgets to set the hydraulic brake on the steamroller, which rolls down the hill and crushes the port-a-potty with the man still inside it.
559	Mile Die Club	Oct. 2, 1997	Clarkdale, Arizona	An abusive British man trying to stop his soon-to-be ex-wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane. The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises, and he eventually dies of hypothermia and asphyxia.
140	Bitch Zapped	Jun. 16, 2001	Tampa, Florida	A shrewish woman harshly criticizes her husband's lawn mowing and, after getting frustrated, decides to finish the job herself to show him how he should do it. The woman runs over the cord to her husband's arc welder and is electrocuted, much to the delight of her long-suffering husband.
311	Texas Fold 'Em	Mar. 7, 1999	Silver City, New Mexico	A junkyard owner cheats in a Texas hold 'em poker game with mob-connected players in his car junkyard. They notice and chase the man outside, where he hides in a wrecked minivan. The mechanical claw on one of the machines clamps onto the van, breaking his leg, and carries him to a car crusher, which crushes him to death.
168	Written Offed	Apr. 28, 2009	Glendale, California	An immigrant military-store owner who is facing foreclosure is confronted by a banker ready to repossess his business. After the owner signs a contract he throws the banker's pen in anger. The banker demands a new pen, pointing to one in the display case, which is actually a gun that looks like a pen. The owner tries to explain this to the banker, but is ignored. The banker inadvertently aims the gun at himself and shoots himself in the head.
817	Ball 'N Pain	May 1, 2002	San Francisco, California	Two men steal a zorb ball and play around in it, but are killed after rolling down a mountain at 45 miles per hour (72 km/h), repeatedly hitting their skulls and breaking many of their bones.

Episode 22: You're Dead! LOL!

Originally aired Feb. 10, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
198	Samurai Death Squad	Jul. 17, 2009	Los Angeles, California	An underground group of Japanese-American men and women called the "Samurai Death Squad" try to modernize the art of bushido. The men challenge each others' courage by engaging in a modern day jousting matches, using tuner cars and spears while the women stand around in skimpy schoolgirl outfits sucking on lollipops (save for one who dresses as a geisha and acts as a referee). The object of the game is to get as close to injuring their opponent as possible without actually injuring one another. One of the men gets his shoulder cut, causing him to have trouble holding his spear. Intending to slice his opponent back, he accidentally impales him through his eye and all the way out the back of his head.
856	Shafted	Jan. 8, 1992	Fort Worth, Texas	A manipulative, claustrophobic office worker gets in an elevator with some fellow co-workers. However, the elevator gets stuck. In a desperate attempt to get out, the other employees pry open the doors to let her out. As she is climbing out, the hydraulic brakes fail and the elevator proceeds to descend, crushing the woman's abdomen and bisecting her. (This death is loosely based on that of Dr. Hitoshi Christopher Nikaidoh.)
343	Smoked	Jul. 1, 2004	Idaho Falls, Idaho	Tired of his friend borrowing his cigarettes and never paying him back, a teenager loads some cigarettes into a shotgun shell and fires them at his friend's face as a practical joke. Unfortunately for the shooter, the cigarettes get lodged in his friend's face and brain, killing him.
413	Just Plane Dead	Jul. 19, 2001	San Pedro, California	A former pilot and current public nuisance flying an RC glider eventually flies it into the direction of the sun, losing view of it. It comes back behind the pilot, impaling him through his chest.
108	Exhaustdead	Oct. 19, 1995	Orlando, Florida	A woman secretly dates another man to escape her abusive ex-boyfriend. When the ex finds out, he drives to the restaurant where the woman is meeting the other man and plans to pelt them with his paintball gun. He backs his car against a pile of trash, which blocks the exhaust pipe. The exhaust comes out through the air conditioning vents, and he eventually dies when high levels of carbon monoxide fill his car and poison him.
227	Ruffed Up	Aug. 11, 2004	St. Paul, Minnesota	An unemployed woman desperate for another job reluctantly takes a position as a dog walker, despite her intense hatred for the animals. On her first day, the dogs drag her across the ground. She cannot break free from the many leashes tied to her wrist, and she collides with a tree head-first, damaging her temporal lobe and killing her.
115	Lady & The Trampled	Aug. 19, 2001	Sturgis, South Dakota	A drunken, misogynistic biker pulls off a female dancer's top at a bar during the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, and another dancer in the troupe defends her friend by knocking him to the ground. The biker is then trampled to death by several drunk men who rush to the stage to check out the woman who had just been stripped.

Episode 23: Dead to Rights

Originally aired Feb. 17, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
118	Blown Job (NOTE: This is the second death on the show given this name.)	Apr. 21, 2001	La Jolla, California	A woman who is addicted to energy drinks attempts to get a promotion at her job, but her sexist (and unbeknownst to her, bisexual) boss will only give her the promotion if she performs fellatio on him. She refuses (despite tolerating his other acts of sexual harassment) and, in disgust, guzzles down multiple energy drinks. When she sees a new male employee get the promotion instead by doing what she wouldn't do, she immediately gets angry and confronts her boss. Her anger, combined with extreme amounts of caffeine, causes her to go into cardiac arrest from a caffeine overdose.
355	Anger Damagement	Aug. 6, 2002	Lawrence, Kansas	A group of friends gather at one's house to watch professional wrestling. A newcomer, who met the host at an anger management class, starts picking fights with the other guests. He is killed when he runs headfirst into the widescreen television, embedding glass shards in his face, breaking his neck, and electrocuting himself.
235	Wrin-Killed	Jun. 8, 2008	Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania	A purse snatcher attempts to steal an elderly woman's purse. The woman, however, has 30 years of experience in Taekwondo, and beats him severely before crushing his windpipe as impressed passers-by watch in amusement.
098	Huffington Toast	Mar. 17, 2008	Seattle, Washington	Three huffers get high off aerosol fumes from spray paint cans. Later, they find jars of solvent, and one decides to pour it on himself, attempting to get higher. The liquid evaporates quickly and absorbs his body heat and, in an attempt to get warm, he asks his friends for a lighter. When one hands him a lit match, his clothes quickly catch fire and he burns to death. His friends run off, and are later arrested for manslaughter.
157	Hydro-Co-Done	Jul. 26, 2003	Las Vegas, Nevada	A couple get high in their hot tub after overdosing on painkillers and drinking champagne. The temperature gauge malfunctions, and the temperature of the water rises to the boiling point, but they are both too intoxicated to react and are boiled alive.
218	Samu-Fry	Sep. 18, 2001	Tustin, California	Two Japanese-American teenagers attempt to engage in a katana battle after watching a samurai movie. One of them gets angry with the other for breaking his mother's favorite lamp, but the other one shows no remorse. When they take their fight outside, the one who broke the lamp attempts to land a deadly strike on his friend, but his katana slices through a low-hanging power line and he electrocutes himself.
236	Screwged	Dec. 24, 1988	Lansing, Michigan	An elderly Scrooge attacks a group of carolers gathered outside his house during a hailstorm by throwing rotten fruit at them. As the carolers run off, a large hailstone hits the man on the head, fracturing his skull.

Episode 24: Dead on Dead

Originally aired Feb. 24, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
101	Weenie Roast	Jul. 20, 2001	Climax, Kansas	A group of men and women on a camping trip play truth or dare. A man is dared by one of the women to urinate on an electric fence. The man declines, though another man follows through with the dare and when the urine makes contact with the fence, he is electrocuted.
202	Reef Stew	Jun. 14, 1981	Fijian Islet	A Fijian tribe in the South Pacific cannot find meat during typhoon season, so they are forced to omit it from their diet, only to grow hungrier as the days continue. One night, two drug smugglers wash up on their island in search of provisions, to the delight of the tribe. The men are beaten unconscious, stripped naked, boiled alive for five hours, and eaten.
889	Fiddle Licked	Feb. 8, 2008	Washington, D.C.	A Middle-Eastern terrorist poses as a rug salesman out on a date. Meanwhile, a CIA agent poses as a violinist at the same restaurant, attempting to kill the man with an experimental laser gun hidden in her violin case. The gamma rays from the gun succeed in causing thermal damage on a molecular level to the terrorist's brain.
224	Snakey Breaky Neck	Mar. 2, 1987	Manaus, Brazil	A spoiled rich man vacations in the jungle with a tour guide. Ignoring his tour guide's warnings, he lies down for a nap, and wakes up to find tarantulas all over his body. In horror, he runs out of his tent and leans against a tree. A boa constrictor then wraps around his neck, strangling him to death.
540	Beer Bashed	Apr. 24, 1998	Malibu, California	A rugby team throws a beach party after losing another game. One of the players gets drunk in anger and the rest of the team abandons him for his bullying. In his drunken state, he throws a keg of beer onto a bonfire in an attempt to "warm up" the beer. When the keg heats up to a specific temperature, it explodes and the metal scraps cut through his body. (Based on the death of Sean Caselli)
321	Bad Assid	Sep. 21, 2005	Downers Grove, Illinois	Four friends are bored on a rainy day, until a fifth friend shows up with some LSD. One girl, having recently broken up with her boyfriend, takes two hits. The quintet begin to swim around in an empty pool, thinking it's filled with water. The girl who took two hits dives in, and dies when she bellyflops against the bottom of the pool.
176	Tree Mugger	Apr. 7, 2001	Flathead Forest, Montana	A nature enthusiast chains himself to a tree in protest to it being cut down—and ends up getting mauled and eaten alive by a grizzly bear.

Season 3

Episode 25: Death On A Stick

(Pre Season)

Originally aired Aug. 3, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
354	Blood Bath & Beyond	May 11, 2005	Queens, New York	A landlord uses a fiber optic scope to spy on young female tenants. After a while, he decides to drill holes into the ceiling to check out the woman above in her bathroom, drilling leaks in some pipes in the process. One day while spying on her, the above floor collapses from water damage combined with all the holes he drilled and the tub crushes his head.
418	Easy Slider	May 17, 2008	Henderson, Nevada	A couple finds a pool to hop into while the owners are away. A construction crew had been by earlier, and their tools were still lying around. After getting drunk and playing in the pool, the man takes out a tarp and prepares to slide in the pool, not noticing a nail sitting in the center of it. He then slides down the tarp and is disemboweled.
337	Mine Over Splatter	May 8, 1985	Da Nang, Vietnam	Three former Vietnamese soldiers are arguing about what is the best aphrodisiac. They decide to play Russian Roulette to settle the issue. When none of the men are killed, they start stomping on the floor in celebration and end up detonating an old land mine which was buried under their shack, blowing themselves up.
261	Gum's the Word	December 9, 2003	Palm Springs, California	A male nurse notorious for scamming elderly women out of their money and valuables makes a house call to a woman who wears dentures and has bad breath (which the male nurse discovers when she kisses him). Desperate to freshen his mouth, the nurse rushes into the bathroom and finds what he believes to be breath mints in the woman's medicine cabinet, but they turn out to be denture whitening tablets. To wash the taste of the tablets away, he drinks from a glass of water, not knowing it's liquid denture cleaner. The tablets and liquid eat away at his digestive tract and deprive his blood cells of oxygen, suffocating him.
378	Bird Brained	May 31, 2007	New York, New York	A politically-conservative bachelorette has a party in a limousine with her friends. She plans not to drink too much alcohol, until her friends give her absinthe. In her drunken stupor, she sticks her head out of the limousine's sunroof and a low flying bird flies into her open mouth, snapping her neck and killing her.
919	Inquisi-Torn	June 6, 1483	Córdoba, Spain	The inventor of the Spanish donkey is denounced as a heretic during the Spanish Inquisition. He is then placed on his own device and is slowly and painfully split in half through his pelvis.
87	Boys 2 Dead	June 23, 2009	Canoga Park, California	The members of a one-hit wonder boy band from the 1990s are now reduced to playing at bars and small clubs to uninterested audiences. On this occasion, the egomaniacal lead singer decides to do a stage dive after seeing a fan with a camcorder screaming his name. He jumps into the crowd but with no adoring fans to catch him, he falls to the ground and shatters his spinal cord, causing paralysis and shortly after dying from lack of oxygen while the rest of his bandmates finish the performance without incident.

Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Originally aired September 14, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
400	Fat-ality (a.k.a Fatty Splatty)	May 15, 2006	Austin, Texas	An obese man dreams of becoming a bodybuilder, but is too lazy to work out and doesn't have the money for a legitimate liposuction procedure. The man requests the aid of a friend to perform amateur liposuction on him by using a shop-vac. During the "procedure", the friend accidentally latches onto the man's intestines and begins sucking them out. The friend manages to turn off the shop-vac, but it's too late and the man dies from blood loss and shock.
608	Catch and Decease (a.k.a No Candiru)	June 17, 2008	Amazon River	A man in the Amazon hires a group of natives and abuses them while making them look for gold. He urinates in the river during one of his swims, and a candiru enters his penis and travels through his urethra. The man rips out the fish, along with much of the inside of his penis, and is eaten alive by piranhas attracted by the escaping blood, to the amusement of the natives.
278	Gas Holed (a.k.a Dr. Assman)	January 5, 2009	Palm Beach, Florida	A proctologist with a fetish for women's rears begins to operate on a pole dancer who damaged her rectum during a porno movie shoot. Prior to the operation, the doctor failed to advise the dancer not to eat anything for 12 hours, leading to her eating a chili dog. On the day of the operation, the doctor's cauterizer comes into contact with the woman's flatulence, creating a fireball which travels through the doctor's windpipe and incinerates his lungs.
869	Back Stabbed (a.k.a Blood Eagle)	10th century (around 950 A.D.)	Scotland	The king of a Viking clan leads a campaign of marauding, leaving his younger brother in charge during his expedition. The younger Viking celebrates by having sex with the women. When the queen tries to shut it down, he rapes her. A few months later, when the king returns, he catches his brother having his way with her and executes him by performing the blood eagle, slicing open his back and pulling out his lungs.
617	USSR-Dead (a.k.a Fools Russian)	October 12, 1989	Brighton Beach, New York	A Ukrainian immigrant seeking to join the Russian Mafia is asked by two mobsters to murder some people for not paying their loans. After doing so, the mobsters burn the Ukrainian's fingertips with sulfuric acid so as to not leave any fingerprints. To celebrate the Ukrainian joining the mafia, the elderly and senile bartender pours a few drinks. However, the bartender mistakenly pours the acid rather than vodka. None of the men notice until it's too late, and the acid dissolves their tissue and organs, killing them. (This death is somewhat similar to the death of Sallie Redhead.)
55	Cardiac A-Breast (a.k.a Zapped Rack)	August 2, 2006	Galena, Illinois	A woman about to go out for a party, hoping to end with a date, wears a metal-lined bra to improve the shape of her bust. A sudden thunderstorm allows her to show herself off, getting the attention of everyone at the party, until a bolt of lightning hits the woman's metal bra, killing her instantly.
303	Road Killed	July 10, 2008	Bend, Oregon	A nature-worshipping young woman on her way to a hemp convention accidentally runs over a raccoon. Distraught, she tries to perform CPR on the animal and, while looking up to inhale, gets decapitated by the bumper of a passing truck that didn't see her on the road.

Episode 27: Stupid is as Stupid Dies

Originally aired September 21, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
444 (NOTE: This is the second death given to this number.)	Jaw Boned (a.k.a Chew Bomber)	July 4, 2004	Orangeville, Michigan	A young chemist becomes a meth addict and spends a great deal of time creating large batches of the drug, living off nothing more than a wad of chewing gum dipped in citric acid to keep it fresh. During his tradition of dipping the gum in citric acid, the addict mistakenly coats the gum in red phosphorus, biting into it with enough force to trigger an explosion which blows off his lower jaw and sends his brain to the back of his skull where it bleeds out. (NOTE: This death is based on the death of Vladimir Likhonos, although the explosive chemical was never identified.)
412 (NOTE: This is the fourth death given to this number.)	Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow (a.k.a Rug Munched)	May 1, 1968	San Francisco, California	A female nudist painter lapses into a coma and dies after months of digestive problems caused by her trichophagia. At the morgue, the coroners discover a trichobezoar in her intestines, which was clogged with enough hair and undigested food to cause intestinal rupturing and internal bleeding.
620	Mudder Sucked (a.k.a Mudsport)	November 21, 2009	Brentwood, California	A senior sorority girl (and daughter of a Marine drill instructor) bullies her pledges into building a mud wrestling pit for an upcoming charity event. One of her pledges pushes the senior into the pit. The two girls fight until the other pledges drag the one pledge out of the pit. As the senior struts around in the pit, gloating over her victory, she steps into a sinkhole and gets sucked below the surface, eventually dying of suffocation.
223	Offed the Hook (a.k.a Meathead, Meet Hook)	July 17, 2003	Black Rock, Oregon	A survivalist armed with a gun, a chain and a meat hook is killed in three scenarios: 1) Getting electrocuted after trying to poach electricity for his television so he can watch Glenn Beck's show on FOX News, 2) Strangling to death on a chain while trying to lift an elk carcass, and 3) Tripping in a ditch and getting stabbed in the throat with his own meat hook while walking home to his trailer.
672	Erecto-Phobia (a.k.a Peter Pork-Her)	June 9, 2007	Washington D.C.	A man cheating on his girlfriend gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of her grocery bag. The spider's venom causes his blood vessels to dilate, resulting in a permanent erection. After having sex with two other women, the venom causes him to have a heart attack.
299	Fansicle	October 19, 2009	Cool Rapids, Michigan	A drunken football fanatic goes to a game half-naked in freezing weather. Since his skin is painted blue, no one is able to see that he is freezing and he is too drunk to tell anyone that he needs help and he ends up dying of hypothermia.
517	Tongue Tied	April 16, 2006	Long Beach, California	A group of teens play a game where two of them kiss while in separate moving cars. One couple's tongue piercings get caught together, and they are unable to free themselves. A forklift passes between the cars, and they are decapitated.

Episode 28: Dead Wrongs

Originally aired September 28, 2010

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
179	Pam Caked!	October 19, 2007	Beaumont, Texas	A cruel high school cheerleader captain gets jealous when a new girl joins the cheerleader squad, becomes the new flyer, and dates the quarterback who was previously dating the captain. On homecoming night, as the girls are about to do the heel stretch formation with the new girl on top, the captain lets her go, and she falls and the other girls come to her aid. Before the captain can gloat, she steps in front of the banner and gets trampled by the football team as they run through it. (Note; A similar incident has been videotaped and shown on episodes of the TruTV shows Most Shocking and Most Daring. In this case, the cheerleader survived being trampled without injury.)
124	Bibli-killed (a.k.a E-I-E-I-OWW)	June 6, 2006	Hancock, Iowa	Two con artists posing as preachers go around the country handing out Bibles and having sex with their female customers. One day, they end up at a farm, where they attempt to have sex with the farmer's granddaughter. Hearing the commotion, the farmer's wife chases the men with a shotgun, forcing them to hide in a grain silo. One of the men uses a lighter to see where they are, and ends up killing himself and his partner by causing a dust explosion.
779	Eel Effects	May 10, 2007	Washington, D.C.	At a sushi chef school, only 2 out of 25 students have graduated. As a custom, the sushi chef shares shots of sake with his students to celebrate their graduation. After he passes out drunk, the students decide to put a Japanese eel down his pants as payback for the chef's abusive punishments (one of which was threatening to shove an eel up the rectums of any student who misbehaved in his class). The eel crawls up the chef's rectum and eats it's way out, causing him to bleed to death.
207	Glow Job (a.k.a Glow Schmoe)	May 1, 2006	Los Angeles, California	A drug dealer does business at a rave, but gets bored when business slows down. He then decides to take a few hits of ecstasy. In his high, he injects himself with the glow stick fluid the other ravers are smearing all over their bodies, causing phenol poisoning.
557	D-Parted (a.k.a Blade Sunner)	September 20, 2008	Reno, Nevada	A woman attempts to seduce a construction crew. One worker loses control of his concrete saw, launching the blade at her and cutting her in half.
746	Pornicated (a.k.a Hoard Knock Life)	April 19, 2010	Tucson, Arizona	A porn addict's wife leaves him after he throws out everything in her vanity to make room for his pornography. Unfazed, he continues to feed his addiction, but forgets to eat and drink. Because he has been hoarding so much XXX-rated material over the years, he gets trapped in his own house, collapses on the floor from dehydration, and dies.
156	Hard Balled (a.k.a Jock Shocked)	April 2, 2006	Durham, North Carolina	A lacrosse player and a cruel bully hurls lacrosse balls at other students to impress some girls. One ball bounces off the wall, and when he is distracted by the most attractive girl at the school walking by, it hits him in the chest and triggers commotio cordis, causing him to die of arrhythmia.

Episode 29: Fatal Distractions

Originally Aired October 5, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
507	Golden Die-Angle (a.k.a Four By Gore)	April 8, 1996	Laos	A Golden Triangle drug lord with a penchant for decapitating trespassers with a machete receives a call that a few trespassers are stealing from his poppy fields. He mounts his ATV and chases after them. While the robbers hide, the man tries to track them down, forgetting about a barbed wire rope he set up as a security measure. The man hits the barbed wire at high speed and, ironically, is decapitated.
243	Clay Achin'	June 3, 2006	Astoria, Oregon	Two stoners create a bong out of pottery clay that uses flavored disks to make the marijuana smoke smell like different foods. They contact a friend with a homemade kiln. After some time, they check on the progress of the bong. After seeing that the kiln has gone out, the stoners drop a lighter into it. The lighter ignites the propane gas inside, causing an explosion which turns the clay into deadly shrapnel, killing them.
159	Death of Sum Young Guy (a.k.a All He Could Eat)	January 19, 2009	San Diego, California	A gluttonous man arrives at a Chinese restaurant for an all-you-can-eat buffet. After already eating at other restaurants, he has a high content of MSG building up in his body. After eating most of the buffet's food and angering the staff and other patrons, the man finally leaves, but has a heart attack on the way out of the restaurant due to so much MSG in his system.
239	Crib Your Enthusiasm	September 12, 2009	Redwood City, California	A couple who enjoy baby-mother roleplaying build a full nursery, complete with an adult-sized drop-gate crib. During one session, the wife leaves for a brief break, resulting in her husband throwing a tantrum. Accidentally throwing his teddy bear out of the crib, the man reaches through the bars to try and grab it. He shakes the crib with enough force to unlock the gate, which falls and severs the man's vertebrae, killing him.
929	Turtle Waxed (a.k.a Turtle Shelled)	August 17, 2010	Mojave National Preserve	A married couple who are also animal poachers attempt to find rare animals to sell on the wildlife black market. They spot a rare, endangered turtle, and the husband attempts to capture it. However, before he can grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down and snatches it. The eagle drops the turtle from a high altitude to break its shell, but it lands on his head, breaking through his skull.
282	Potty Mouth (a.k.a Dirt Eater)	July 21, 2008	Spokane, Washington	An executive of a failing loan office reaches the point where she has to eat her environmentalist neighbor's organic soil to manage her anxiety, unknowingly consuming a mixture of compost and her neighbor's feces. She ends up contracting a virulent strain of E. coli, but foolishly believes her E. coli poisoning is influenza. After three days, the E. coli bacteria spreads throughout the woman's body and kills her.
342	Die-Brator (a.k.a Pink Tingler)	May 1, 1998	San Francisco, California	After a seminar, an extremely misandristic, sociopathic leader of a violent, fringe feminist party returns home to find a vibrator from her lover, unaware that it's really a 1000-kilo-volt taser that resembles a vibrator. She inserts it into herself and activates it, causing cardiac arrest from the electricity.

Episode 30: The End is Weird

Originally Aired October 19, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
723	Bot-ily Harm (a.k.a. Mod Man)	July 25, 2002	Austin, Texas	A teenage boy obsessed with building robots and annoying his parents with them uses the microprocessor from his mother's Roomba to build a motion sensing robot with a sharp rotating edger blade. After dropping a screw and bending over to pick it up, the robot awakens and charges at the boy, cutting off two of his fingers, followed by his foot, and after he falls to the ground, it lacerates deeply into his abdomen, killing him from excessive loss of blood.
121	Hertz So Good	May 17, 2008	Tarzana, California	An exhibitionist couple have public sex on top of an old, defective transformer. The man reveals a Prince Albert piercing to his girlfriend, and once it makes contact with the transformer during intercourse, he is electrocuted. Since the woman is on top of the transformer and not touching the ground, she is unscathed.
14	Harry He-Done-Y (a.k.a Harry Hou-Dunnit)	October 22, 1926	Montreal, Canada	Famous escape artist and magician Harry Houdini claims himself invincible to blows to the upper body. A fan sends several blows to the abdomen before he can get ready, and he is hospitalized two days later. He dies a week after that due to septic shock caused by a burst appendix irritated by the punches.
323	Vom-Ate-Dead (a.k.a Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love)	September 29, 2008	Atlantic City, New Jersey	A female emetophiliac tries to get a boyfriend, but is dumped once they discover her fetish. She goes to a hot-dog-eating-competition, hoping to have sex with the winner. She ambushes him backstage and jams a finger down his throat, causing him to vomit on her face. She inhales a piece of undigested hot dog, causing her to choke to death.
506	Die-Drant	November 21, 2009	Brentwood, California	A prankster is reflecting sunlight off of a mirror at passing drivers on the road, hoping to cause an accident. When he succeeds, the driver collides with a fire hydrant, which flies into the air and comes back down on the prankster, crushing his skull. (NOTE: This death is based on the death of Humberto Hernandez.)
284	Hang Dunked	June 3, 1986	San Francisco, California	An egotistical bully hogs a basketball court. He makes a slam dunk and, to celebrate, hangs from the rim and pulls himself up through the net. When he drops back down, the man dies from being strangled on his own necklace.
873	Bad Max (a.k.a Sucked Off)	July 23, 2010	Malibu, California	A notoriously racist and sexist celebrity (based on Mel Gibson) forces his girlfriend into giving him oral sex, but his girlfriend is too busy recording his abusive phone calls to sell to the press. The man sits in his Jacuzzi, and ends up eviscerated through his anus when he sits directly on the Jacuzzi's suction pump. (NOTE: This was based on the death of Abigail Taylor, but for personal, legal, and ethical reasons, the incident was portrayed as happening to an abusive adult celebrity rather than a 6-year-old girl.)

Episode 31: Hurry Up and Die

Originally Aired October 26, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
957	Drunk Die-er (a.k.a Early Harvest)	September 9, 2009	St. Louis, Missouri	A drunk driver gets into a crash and is mistakenly pronounced dead at the scene. When authorities find out he is an organ donor, they bring him to the hospital to remove his organs while he is still alive. The doctors never find out he isn't dead yet and finally take out his heart, which finally causes him to die.
523	Jersey Gore (a.k.a. Clean Sweep)	August 14, 2008	Newark, New Jersey	An obnoxious man known as Nicky the "Predicament" (apparently based on Mike "The Situation" from the MTV reality series Jersey Shore) works on his car with extremely loud music playing while his wife constantly tells him to turn it down. He suddenly slides out from under his car, down the driveway, and into the path of a street sweeper he didn't know was coming because his music was muffling the noises. He gets crushed under the wheels and is shredded by the bristles.
132	Cast Offed	October 3, 1996	Purvis, Mississippi	A drunk Southern man decides to cut logs for the upcoming cold nights, breaking his arm in the process. In order to save welfare money, he decides to create his own cast for his arm. However, he does not set the bone back in place properly and he makes the cast too tight. When he takes off the cast one month later, the fat globules from his bone marrow enter his bloodstream and collect in his heart and he dies of a fatal fat embolism.
412 (NOTE: This is the fifth death given this number.)	Lesboned (a.k.a. Burning Loins)	June 9, 2008	Parker Strip, Arizona	A seductive real estate agent seduces a wealthy lesbian. After a tour of the house, pool, and eventually the laundry room, they start to have sex on top of the dryer. Their movements cause the fuel line to get disconnected and the room fills with natural gas. The water heater soon ignites the gas, killing them both.
597	Tapped Out (a.k.a. Rasslers)	June 16, 2005	Rockford, Illinois	Two aspiring amateur wrestlers who have dreams of going pro assault each other with increasingly insane objects, one of them being fluorescent lights. Later during the fight, the person who got hit with them succumbs to mercury poisoning and toxic shock.
284 (NOTE: This is the second death given to this number.)	Mail Order Fried (a.k.a. Shock and Awww)	August 14, 2002	Olathe, Kansas	An obnoxious mailman at a carnival reads other people's mail for material for insults. When several mail recipients find out, the man is forced to sit onto a dunking booth, and they try to dunk him. Several balls hit the wires for the water heater, causing them to come undone and dip into the water. A ball finally hits the target, causing the man to fall in and get electrocuted.
330	Fecal Attraction	September 17, 2002	Provo, Utah	A celebrity drug addict runs out of drugs, so he improvises with homemade jenkem. When he runs out, he goes to a port-a-potty, sticks his head in and gets high. When he is finished and attempts to leave, he is unable to get his head out and the methane clogs his blood's hemoglobin, asphyxiating him.

Episode 32: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

Originally aired November 2, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
959	Tenta-killed (a.k.a Eaten Alive)	March 14, 2003	Seattle, Washington	An overprotective, traditional Korean immigrant father who aims to scare away his daughter's boyfriend (who is Korean American) invites him for a traditional Korean dinner. After the boyfriend eats live prawn and seaworms, the father requests for him to swallow a live octopus. Once the hopeful suitor declines, the father eats his own, only for the octopus' suction cups to attach themselves to the man's trachea, leading him to choke to death.
268	Orspasm (a.k.a Cluster F**ked)	December 24, 1993	Beaverton, Oregon	A woman who suffers from persistent genital arousal disorder is abused by her sadistic boyfriend, who takes pleasure in making her suffer involuntary orgasms. One day, as the couple climb up the stairs, the boyfriend pokes his lover in the back with a vibrating back massager. The woman goes into one of her spasms and ends up knocking her boyfriend down the stairs, where the man dies of suffocation from a severed spine.
61	Furdered (a.k.a Pitfall)	June 4, 2010	Upper Peninsula of Michigan	A hunter in the Michigan wilderness dressed in the pelt of an animal travels through the forest. After climbing out of one of the spike traps he set, and falling inches away from a bear trap, the hunter stops at a stream, where he is shot in the head by the rifle of a fellow hunter, mistaking him for an animal due to the pelt.
398	Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead (a.k.a Feelin' Horny)	September 21, 2009	Tucson, Arizona	At a soccer match, a soccer-obsessed nuisance buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it, straining to blow harder with each successful sound. The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes a brain aneurysm, which kills the man.
930	Injecti-cide (a.k.a Filler' Up)	January 11, 2008	Monterey, California	An elderly, former supermodel and beauty queen injects corn oil into her face to keep her skin looking fresh and beautiful. Eventually, the corn oil clogs up her heart and lungs and the woman dies from suffocation. This may have been based on the case of a Korean woman named Hang Mioku who, however, survived.
220	Scratch n' Snuffed (a.k.a Buggered)	November 2, 2009	Hattiesburg, Virginia	A politician's (based on Mark Sanford) life falls apart after losing an election, getting divorced, and being humiliated by widespread news of a sex scandal involving visits to South America to see his Brazilian mistress. When the politician was on one of these trips, he was bitten by a triatominae, which, in ten years' time, infected him with Chagas disease, killing him instantly.
503	Implo-dead (a.k.a Smacked Down)	July 27, 2009	Baltimore, Maryland	A cocaine-addicted couple on the run from the law for committing murder and robbery hide out in an abandoned building. On demolition day, a worker places plastic explosives around the building, unaware that there are people inside. When the worker finishes placing the explosives, he leaves and sets off the explosives. The building collapses, crushing the couple with over a hundred tons of falling rubble.

Episode 33: Young, Dumb, and Full of Death

Originally aired November 9, 2010

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
396	Onesie & Donesie (a.k.a In Fail Mercial)	December 7, 2008	Orlando, Florida	A very klutzy shopping network salesman handling a samurai sword tries to demonstrate its durability by swinging it down on a table. A piece of the sword breaks off and non-lethally lodges in his chest. After returning to work from the hospital, he advertises a flannel one-piece pajama. Still wearing the onesie, he advertises some aromatherapy candles. When the sleeve touches the lit candles and he is engulfed in flames, the fire extinguisher runs out of water, and he burns to death.
203	Hillary Snuffed (a.k.a The Last Straw)	November 21, 2009	Hollywood, California	A former reality star snorts cocaine at a party using a platinum cocaine straw. A paparazzi attempts to take her picture, causing her bodyguard to attempt to confiscate the camera. In doing so, the man falls on the reality star, causing the straw to go into her brain through her nostril, puncturing her frontal lobe and leading to death of a brain hemorrhage.
704	Cruci-Fried (a.k.a Seeing The Light)	July 19, 1978	Chattanooga, Tennessee	A phony miracle healer (apparently based on Peter Popoff) removes the ground from a three-pronged electrical plug to a microphone amp in hopes of getting rid of an annoying hum emitting from the machine. During the service, he steps into a baptismal pool while holding the microphone and is electrocuted. (Note: This death has some resemblance to the death of Leslie Harvey.)
742	Hammer Head (a.k.a Hammertime)	September 14, 2003	Rochester, New York	A new janitor at a preparatory school lurks outside with a video camera recording girls as they participate in field hockey. His lack of attention to his surroundings prevents him from noticing a stray ball thrown by students practicing their hammer throw. The ball hits him in his temporal lobe, shattering his skull.
478	Board Stiff (a.k.a Tony Hack)	August 9, 2009	Chicago, Illinois	A skilled, yet washed-up skateboarder is out skating one day. His board goes over a rock, and he falls face first down a staircase into some wet cement. The impact of the fall knocks him unconscious. While unconscious, he inhales the wet cement into his trachea, suffocating him.
47 (Note: This is the second death to be given this number)	Sumowed (a.k.a Sumo You Didn't)	June 22, 2006	Palo Alto, California	A corporate leader, who got the job only because his father owned the company, leads a retreat for employees. After failing to catch his volunteer during a trust exercise, he dresses up in a sumo suit, and sumo-wrestles an opponent. However, he set up the sumo ring too close to the edge of a cliff, and he is pushed off it by his opponent (ironically, the same volunteer he failed to catch during the trust exercise). He survives the fall down the cliff because his sumo suit provided cushioning. When he gets up, he is promptly fatally hit by a Smart Car in the road at the bottom of the cliff.
345	Bush Whacked	May 21, 2008	Defiance, Ohio	An amateur outdoor survivalist obsessed with survival shows believes that he can make a salad of inedible wild plants, eating it afterwards. The actual ingredients of the salad were oleander, an herb that causes heart palpitations, foxglove, a gastrointestinal irritant that causes vomiting and diarrhea, and hemlock, creating a trifecta of symptoms that kills him shortly afterwards.

Episode 34: Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

Originally aired December 8, 2010

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
314	Drag Me to Hell	July 5, 2007	Huntington Beach, California	A pair of spoiled rich kids drag-race down a suburban street. However, a child runs out into the street. One of the drivers brakes so fast that it causes a new X-Box, which he had stored in the back window, to fly through the car and hits him on the back of the head, killing him.
193	French Fried	August 16, 2005	Hayward, California	A group of recent high school graduates decide to smoke marijuana together before they each go to separate colleges. Having the munchies, one man eats a candy bar, which contains peanuts. He then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend. The man is too high to remember that his girlfriend is allergic to peanuts, and when they kiss, small particles from the peanuts enter her mouth, and she enters anaphylaxis and dies.
709	Hay Soul Sister	January 21, 2009	Fort Supply, Oklahoma	A woman walks down a hilly road while listening to her iPod on full blast with noise-cancelling headphones. Meanwhile, a huge, 2000 lb. bale of hay falls out of a pickup uphill. The woman doesn¿t hear the sound of the bale rolling downhill or the shouts for her to get out of the way due to the headphones, and she is crushed to death.
810	The Friendly Dies	January 9, 2004	Cleveland, Ohio	A married man travels on business, and begins to sexually harass a flight attendant, asking her if she wants to join the mile high club. She walks away in disgust, and he follows her to the back of the plane during takeoff. Just then, the bulkhead is torn off the aircraft, causing him to be sucked out of the plane and die.
493	Duct Duct Goosed	August 21, 2009	Sandy Springs, Georgia	A "dumb blonde" type woman hears on the news that Georgia has been invaded by Russia. She doesn't know that they are referring to the country of Georgia, while she lives in the State of Georgia. In order to not be effected by chemical warfare, she seals her home with duct tape, eventually leading to her suffocation.
288	Kiss My Balls!	June 12, 2010	Kissimmee, Florida	A golfer who cheats on his wife (guess who that is based on) plays golf for an audience. His trademark is kissing the golf ball for "good luck" before teeing off. However, by doing this over time the golfer ingested a lethal amount of fungicide which his favorite course was sprayed with regurally. Worse yet, he had a hypersensitivity to the active chemical in the fungicide, which caused a severe and fatal allergic reaction.
701	Wedding Crashed	September 8, 2007	Philidelphia, Pennsylvania	: A man regurally crashes weddings. At one such occasion, he goes to one and drinks until he is very intoxicated. He is then found out to not have been invited, and the father of the bride angrily chases him away. In his drunken stupor, he decides to slide down the banister instead of taking the stairs normally. However, he hits a bump in the stairs, and falls over the banister several stories and dies when he hit the ground (Note: This death is based on the death of Megan Duskey)

Episode 35: Cure for the Common Death II

Originally aired December 15, 2010

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
414	Hydrau-licked (a.k.a. Hubcapped)	May 5, 2009	El Paso, Texas	A group of low-riders gather for an exhibition. One driver, while tweaking his car's hydraulic system, gets jealous of the others ogling his girlfriend and angrily challenges them to a hopping competition, not noticing that a nut has come loose from his car's suspension spring. He wins but as he celebrates his victory, the loose spring flies out, hits the man in the chest, and knocks him under his rival's still hopping car, where he is crushed to death.
188	Nun-F***ed (a.k.a Bum Chucks)	April 12, 2008	Natick, Massachusetts	A failing martial arts rookie prepares to make a viral video showing off his karate skills in hopes of winning himself a girlfriend. He begins by feebly hitting a board with his head several times attempting to break it, then a cinder block, and a brick. Hoping his use of the nunchucks won't go wrong, he hit himself in the face, shattering his skull due to it being previously cracked from his cinder block attempt.
158	Myth-Busted (a.k.a.Tranq-Spanked)	May 3, 2006	Pierce County, Washington	An angry, friendless redneck living out in the countryside, lives next to a state park which is famous for its jogging trail. To keep people out of sight, the man dresses like Bigfoot to scare joggers. Earlier, a woman reported him to a park ranger (who is a Bigfoot believer) and shot him with a tranquilizer pistol, meant for large animals. The man later dies from low blood pressure as a reaction to etorphine in the tranquilizer.
304	Radioactivate-dead (a.k.a. Red Scare)	March 24, 1993	Los Angeles, California	A Russian spy turned traitor is tracked by his former employers as he sells foreign documents to the U.S. government. Knowing one of the spy's daily routines is to buy coffee from the same stand, the vender, himself a spy, routinely spikes it with Polonium-210. Roughly a month later, the former spy dies of multiple organ failure due to acute radiation poisoning. (Note: This bears strong similarity to the death of Alexander Litvinenko.)
389	Jelly Belly-ed (a.k.a. Swallow Wallows)	January 18, 2004	Cairns, Australia	A group of American students take a tour of Australia (and a vacation) with their school friends. Among the group of kids was an immature, attention-starved young woman who acted out her behavior as a result of her being ostracized earlier in life. After angering the rest of the students with a false shark scare, she goes for a swim, accidentally swallows an Irukandji jellyfish, stinging her trachea and swelling it shut. When she signals for help, everyone ignores her until it is too late, thanks to her earlier antics.
276	Die-Arrhea (a.k.a. Die-Fecta)	February 21, 2004	Louisville, Kentucky	An obnoxious, renowned jockey evicted from his hotel, desperate to win a horse race so he can retire for good, becomes anorexic, abusing Chinese laxatives to lose enough weight to race. He surprisingly wins, but dies from massive dehydration, potassium deficiency, and renal failure from the laxatives he took and no fluids to replenish his electrolytes.
122	Balloon-A-Tic (a.k.a. Clown-i-lingus)	July 25, 2009	Las Vegas, Nevada	A girl and her friends have a bachelorette party and hire a clown who performs X-rated tricks. During his final act, he performs fellatio on a balloon. When he gets the balloon deep enough, he pops it with his stomach acid, blocking his air passage and choking him to death.

Episode 36: Sudden Death

Originally aired December 22, 2010.

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
435	Coffin to Death (a.k.a. Holy Diver)	January 3, 1993	Kyoto, Japan	Prior to a concert, the lead singer of a popular Japanese rock band decides to emerge out of a prop coffin filled with the steam from dry ice for a theatric entrance. However, the lead guitarist (who is feuding with the singer) decides to steal the spotlight from the singer by performing an excessively long, 3-minute guitar solo on top of the coffin, trapping the singer inside the coffin, and away from fresh air, killing him from both lack of oxygen.
194	Poker Face	September 8, 1938	Joliet, Illinois	An inmate on death row recieves a deck of playing cards, which, during the 30's, were coated with highly flammable nitrocellulose, planning to mix the cards with water to create an explosion through his cell's wall, and escape the prison. Upon putting the mixture inside a hollow bed leg, and the leg on top of a heater, the inmate is surprised to see his homemade explosive still intact, and picks up the bomb, in the process, fully merging the heated nitrocelluose and water together, creating the desired explosion, sending shrapnel from the bed leg and cards into the inmate's head. (Note: This is based on the death of William Kogut, but the only difference is that Kogut did this to commit suicide while the inmate in this episode did it for the sake of escaping from prison.)
415	Bed Buggered (a.k.a. Jerked Off)	October 14, 2004	Columbus, Ohio	At a college, two roommates, one a football player, the other a geek share a dorm room, with the latter continually being "sexiled" whenever the former brings a date to the dorm. One night, the geek finally brings a date to the room, and engages in intercourse with her on the top level of a bunk bed, while the football player waits on the lower bed. As the jock goads on his roommate's date, the top bunk crashes down on top of the football player, crushing his skull, making his brain bleed inside itself, and causes him to die.
578	Corset Killed Him (a.k.a. Of Corset Kills)	January 22, 2009	New York, New York	An overweight ballroom dancer who eats a lot of doughnuts uses a corset to make himself look thin. The corset compresses his chest and one of his ribs break, punturing his heart, causing internal bleeding, and then Cardiac Arrest.
692	Gone Fission (a.k.a. WWM'D)	November 11, 2009	Yemen	Two terrorists die when they are exposed to radiation when one on the terrorists accidentally drop a brick on the nuke they were building. They then are overcome with extreme nausea, then they are bed ridden, and finally die when secretions fill up their lungs, and they asphyxiate. (Note:This is similar to the Demon core related deaths of Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. and Louis Slotin).
63	Falling Down on the Job (a.k.a. Destruction Worker)	June 7, 1998	Boise, Idaho	A lazy construction worker uses a rope elevator designed for bringing tools to a higher level of a building. On his way up, the rope snaps and he plummets to his death, when he hits the ground, it causes his bones to break and dies of hemorrhaging.
888	Ex-Squeezed (a.k.a. Scavenger's Daughter)	1581	London, England	A man is to be executed on the torture rack, but he is too tall. So, the executioner invents the Scavenger's daughter, a device that forces the man into a fetal position while two metal arms crush his ribs and lungs, and he dies of blood loss and puncture wounds.

Episode 37: Dying to Tell the Story

Airs December 29, 2010

Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death	Location	Circumstances of Death
402	Amish Conception (a.k.a Dutched Up)	July 22, 2007	Reading, Pennsylvania	An Amish man chooses to leave the Amish village he had lived in his whole life. He moves into the city and begins his new life by attending a nightclub. He drinks a lot, and is advised to drink three times as much water as he did alcohol to avoid a hangover. He follows this advice, but drinks so much water that he succumbs to water intoxication.

Episode 38: If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Airs January 5, 2011