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Attention: This user allows anyone to edit his userpage, but only until he gets tired of it. Then he reverts it according to his shameful will, thereby erasing all your hard work in vandalising improving it. Ergo, this userpage may, but it doesn't really have to, consist entirely of other people's opinions. In the end, it won't. The amount of community thought used to describe this user, mixed together with this user's non-territorial nature about his userspace, is virtually nil. Vanity, all vanity, sayeth the vandle. Who could imagine that anyone can edit a page on Wikipedia? No one, because some people act like they freaking own pages here. SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
the correct title of this article is "user:the prophet wizard of the crayon cake."the initial letter is capitalized due to technical restrictions.
The cats and dogs are coming down! Honey, the cat ate the dog, and a mouse ate the cat. The Cat in the Hat is the true Son of God. The Cheshire Cat climbed up Alice's dress and grinned from ear to ear. So did she. Barack Obama sat on CY Leung. CY Leung kicked Obama’s butt. Just then,Mickey Mouse came in and pooed on both of them.A Minecraft guy fought a Roblox guy in a boxing contest. The Roblox guy punched the Minecraft guy but the Minecraft guy danced Gangnam Style.
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If you're living in the United States, what did you do during the government shutdown? Well, it seems most people watched the final episode of Breaking Bad.(continued→)
An investigation by the English Wikipedia community into suspicious edits and sockpuppet activity has led to astonishing revelations that Wiki-PR, a multi-million-dollar US-based company, has created, edited, or maintained several thousand Wikipedia articles for paying clients using a sophisticated array of concealed user accounts.(continued→)
The University of California, San Francisco attracted substantial media attention over its new course offering that will give credit to fourth year medical students for editing Wikipedia articles about medicine.(continued→)
A proposed decision has been posted in the Manning naming dispute. The workshop phase of the Ebionites 3 case closes 13 October. Arbitrator NuclearWarfare has resigned.(continued→)
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