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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:33, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Apple Vision Pro
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Nobody cares - CHAMPION (talk) (contributions) (logs) 12:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- too expesive - —and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 15:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was no longer locked down; might even consider relaxing COVID restrictions on WP:FOOLS. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 02:04, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
COVID-19 pandemic
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No longer meets WP:NOTABILITY (I feel old just thinking about it) ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵃʳᵗᶦᶜˡᵉˢ (talk) 12:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Now that COVID-19 is largely over, the COVID-19 joke restriction is a little bit less stringent. AlphaBeta135 talk 13:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Agreed, it was decades ago when we cared about this!-FusionSub (talk) 15:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was force to fight with Particle Man. (non-admin closure) Cremastra (talk) 11:40, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Florida Man
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Delete because Chicago Man, New York Man, and Ohio Man are clearly more powerful than Florida Man. Also, Florida man, 25, ran a stop sign in Miami Beach.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 11:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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Florida Man, Florida Man, he can do whatever people in Florida do!Totally made-up superhero, A11 delete this page. Xeroctic (talk) 11:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC) - keep.-Astral~(he/him/his) 12:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Force to chase alligator through a Walmart per the above. 😸 Cremastra (talk) 13:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because I hate Chicago Man specifically.-FusionSub (talk) 15:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Get into a fight with Particle Man. -insert valid name here- (talk) 20:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was (Redacted). (Redacted) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:10, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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(Redacted)
(Redacted)(Redacted)[April Fools!](Redacted) — Preceding unsigned comment added by AlphaBeta135 (talk • contribs) 11:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Vaporize per nom. (Redacted) 13:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- (Redacted): (Redacted) v(Redacted) (talk/contributions) 18:55, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Watch your profamity. -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was exit the EXIT. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 21:20, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
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WP:HARASSMENT and WP:BFDI[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 11:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Send itself to Eternal Algebra Class (unless something has changed since the 6-ish years since I last viewed the-one-thing-that-always-gets-deleted-off-Wikipedia) Xeroctic (talk) 11:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete 2+2=5 per zhwiki. See zh:Special:Diff/82105232. 132.234.228.179 (talk) 12:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge into Donut: –995,000,000 points to the host for screeching at the contestants. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 12:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Then x Should be merged into french fries Maestrofin (talk) 12:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- If Fries is to be expanded any further, we may have to use some grotatoes. Of course, we could just use Golf Ball's growth ray again, but it got sold due to budget cuts. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 13:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Then x Should be merged into french fries Maestrofin (talk) 12:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge into Donut: –995,000,000 points to the host for screeching at the contestants. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 12:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Richard
- PeteStacman24 (talk) 15:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- What is it with all this criticism? You know I don't like it!
HELP I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BYSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE— — message delivered by — 3PPYB6 (HAPPY / APRIL / FOOLS') — 16:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC) on behalf of Four
Move to any other number. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
United States customary units
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If Americans were to ask what they could do for other countries, they might be told to put off some pounds and get over their obsession with feet. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 11:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment But what about the British imperial units? AlphaBeta135 talk 11:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Anyone who imagines the sun setting on the Empire is presumed to be a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor. In the event that the emperor starts training the constables to read minds and starts levying taxes on tinfoil and Faraday cage-like headgear, His Highnesty's subjects may have to learn to censor their mind's eye in order to avoid being caught. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 13:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Should be tagged HOAX, but sadly, it's not. When even the people that invented the thing don't even use it, you know it's bad. Oaktree b (talk) 16:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:29, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
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We should get over here and finish him. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 11:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was toppled like dominoes. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 00:45, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Stonehenge
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Just a bunch of dumb old rocks.[1] Delete and replace it with something more useful, like a parking lot or a Walmart. Saucy[talk – contribs] 10:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Replace it with a railway station, as the area lacks adequate public transport links. ThatTrainPerson (talk) 11:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete, and the crater from blowing it up could make a nice swimming pool. QuicoleJR (talk) 16:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep, but reshape it into Loss. -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- WP:BLACKLOCK the page. The answer is none. None more black. "Look, look. Look, this is what I was asked to build. Eighteen inches. Right here, it specified eighteen inches. I was given this napkin, I mean..." —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:36, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April fools' day is over. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 16:21, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Murder Drones
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Delete with Holy Hand Grenade. Surely that would work, right? Otherwise, I'm gonna quickly take the Blue Line to O'Hare .[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 10:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Insert unoriginal reference here. Zenphia1 (talk) 18:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge into unmanned combat aerial vehicles. -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Alternatively, I could take the NCS line to O'Hare Transfer, but I didn't. AlphaBeta135 talk 19:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:32, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Winnie the Pooh
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Pooh is like Xi Jinping, the paramount leader in China. I would like to delete and block it.--Shwangtianyuan Defeat the virus together 10:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Uhh, my social credit score suddenly dropped to -1K... AlphaBeta135 talk 10:47, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- 删除 这篇文章冒犯了习近平。 天空转变者讨论 15:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC) (+15 Social Credit)
- Redirect to public domain. Oaktree b (talk) 16:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was notifying ARBCOM about it. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 01:16, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Holy Hell
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New article deletion nomination just dropped. [April Fools!] Xeroctic (talk) 10:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Actual deletionists ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 11:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Call the admins! Xeroctic (talk) 11:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Bureaucrats go on vacation, never come back ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 12:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep, but Delete the nominated articles Duplication and L articles so only the double L's are deleted. Then redirect the new page of Holy He to List_of_people_who_have_been_considered_deities.
- Ggoglem ejn passsnata holy he'll be w respsonde just dropped actualk zombie call the exorcist - presidentofyes, the super aussa man 16:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC) !!!
- Edit storm anybody? 💜 melecie talk - 18:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Are they stupid? -insert valid name here- (talk) 18:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- They reignited the discussion with Edit storm and you immediately broke the chain, are you ?? ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for Nerizzler) 19:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Resign Clearly an unwinnable position. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 21:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Are you kidding? What the **** are you talking about man? You was doing PIPI in your pampers when AnarchyChess started telling en passant jokes! If I see another one of these nominations next year, I might have to Siberian Swipe all your knooks. Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Seriously though, someone make an AfD for Reddit, that website's going downhill fast —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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Midland Main Line
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The Midland Main Line should have closed instead of the Great Central Main Line. The Great Central Main Line was a far better, faster, and straighter route to the Midlands of England, whereas the Midland route is much slower and curvier.
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The result was no consensus. (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:02, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
- I am being told by our great leader JPxG to reclose this as delete QueenofHearts 00:02, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Chester A. Arthur
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Per WP:MILL, WP:NOTDIRECTORY, WP:OMGWTFBBQ jp×g🗯️ 07:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy keep; since this was done by a long-standing experienced editor, it must be a mistake/wrong page? Left guide (talk) 08:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- We don't need to have an article on everyone, just because they were the President; Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, and the definition of an encyclopedia is "a book that only ever has stuff in it I personally consider important". jp×g🗯️ 08:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Exactly, Wikipedia is clearly a dictatorship run by JPxG, and if anyone says otherwise they’re just part of a rebel group that must be stopped. — Mugtheboss (talk) 12:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- We don't need to have an article on everyone, just because they were the President; Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, and the definition of an encyclopedia is "a book that only ever has stuff in it I personally consider important". jp×g🗯️ 08:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Platypus
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Obvious WP:HOAX. There's no way that a creature with all of these these characteristics can exist: a duck bill, the ability to lay eggs but is a mammal, a beaver tail, and otter like fur. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 08:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- keep per "There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table." Blitzfan51 speak to the manager 20:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Unfunny joke nomination * Pppery * it has begun... 04:56, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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il Fools/April Fools' Day 2025}}
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The result was speedy keep. Per WP:FOOLS: not in mainspace, please. (non-admin closure) ——Serial Number 54129 10:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Line 4 Sheppard
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too short and lets make it a branch of Line 1 Yonge-University —and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 06:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge to Line 1 Yonge-University since it needs to annexed to that line rather than being short. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 07:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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Hornby Railways
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Hornby used to make great British 00 Gauge model trains. But now their prices are ridiculous. £250 (nearly) for an 8F! It's time we retalliate and switch to Accurascale.
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The result was Dilute per WP:NOSALT. April Fools' Day is over. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 04:34, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
List of brackish bodies of water
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Per WP:NOSALT, "Salting is usually a bad idea". Redirect to Ocean or Delete Dilute. BBQboffingrill me 06:09, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Dilute because it is too salty. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 06:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Dilute or evaporate (but I can't because salt is not the thing that 'brachyphages' consume) Xeroctic (talk) 07:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Dilute per nom's reasoning. I would have proposed deleting per WP:INDISCRIMINATE but if there is a better alternative to deletion, I should take it here. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 08:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was speedy keep. Per WP:FOOLS: Not in mainspace, please. (non-admin closure) ——Serial Number 54129 10:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Ontario Highway 407
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The only toll road among 400-series highways and I dont wanna pay fees on it. —and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 06:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Highway 401, where there are no tolls in sight. PeteStacman24 (talk) 06:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Villanova College (Canada)
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internet suck in the gym. —and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 05:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Unfunny joke nomination * Pppery * it has begun... 04:56, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
SOS, F2F, PSA, DTM, SZA
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WTF? OMG! TMD TLA. ARG! Elias 🪐 (dreaming of Saturn; talk here) 05:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Del Skytal 19:01, 1 Apr 2024 (UTC)
- WP:TNT per nom —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was The result wasPostpone until next year.. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 03:58, 2 April 2024 (UTC) (non-admin closure)
Cesar Chavez Day
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Delete per WP:TOOSOON as Cesar Chavez Day is always one day before April Fools' Day and it also happens to coincide with Easter this year. [April Fools!] GTrang (talk) 05:47, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Line 3 Scarborough
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Fatals in its design which endangers passengers. —and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 05:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per Toronto Transit Commission aborting the line months earlier than expected. AlphaBeta135 talk 10:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge To Detroit People Mover, cause why not, it crashed in Canada, what do those fools know about anything. USA! USA! We'll fix it better. Oaktree b (talk) 16:47, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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American English
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The version of English called American English is wrong and contains simply incorrect spellings. Etymology is much more important than phonetics, and American English ignores etymology, especially English’s French etymology. For example, American English uses ‘gram’. Ugggggghhhhhh! ‘Gramme’ comes from French ‘Gramme’ and Latin ‘Gramma.’ So there.
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:55, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Ænglisċ
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Nǣniġ hād cann rædan þes. Ðiriector_Ðoc├─────┤TalkContribs 05:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Hwæt. Hold on while I get my cousin Bee-wolf to weigh in on this.... 57.140.16.57 (talk) 16:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was play Polybius. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 22:47, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Maimai (video game series)
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I can't play that arcade game in Greater Toronto Area. Why? Ask Sega! Not Me!!! I want it to be introduced in GTA!!!!!! —and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 05:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- keep, how else am i supposed to wash my clothes??? -Astral~(he/him/his) 11:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- your bare hand :) —and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 18:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was revert to Internet Explorer. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 00:18, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
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Microsoft Edge
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Google Chrome is better than Microsoft Edge. [April Fools!] GTrang (talk) 05:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:FORK, let alone that Microsoft wanted to prompt people not to use Chrome including We love hating you survey. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 06:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep clearly better. - CHAMPION (talk) (contributions) (logs) 06:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete.Delete.Delete. I can't uninstall Edge!?!? AlphaBeta135 talk 12:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)- Rename to Internet Explorer. The whole "Microsoft Edge" thing was just a marketing ploy used by microsoft to get people to try to use internet explorer again.-FusionSub (talk) 15:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and SALT. Are we really going to keep dong this once a decade? Ohh new MS browser. How could this go wrong? Oaktree b (talk) 16:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Google Chrome, I can't uninstall it!!! -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 18:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Firefox the best browser
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The result was redirect to Smiling Critters per Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 23:02, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Smiling Friends
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Reason PeteStacman24 (talk) 05:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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Hired these gentlemen to cheer me up after my divorce, but they didn't make me smile once. What a ripoff! I want my money back! --PeteStacman24 (talk) 05:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was redirect to Showering. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 16:30, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Bathing
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Waste of many gallons of water. Showering is better if you want to keep clean while saving the environment. 1033Forest (talk) 04:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete as showering is better to the environment. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 05:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to perfume. Water is not needed.—Alalch E. 10:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Reuse the water for your next bath. 132.234.229.33 (talk) 12:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep and improve. Obvious that the nom has a COI with Big Soap, and I suspect even UPE from either Mr. Colgate or Mr. Palmolive, trying to nullify Messrs. Proctor or Gamble's contributions to the field. Oaktree b (talk) 16:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- And Wikipedia is not a soapbox. BBQboffingrill me 18:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was 24 hours are up. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 17:03, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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25 is funnier. Ha ha ha ha. 1033Forest (talk) 04:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to New Student Starfish. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 05:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because 25 is a perfect square number while 24 is not.—and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 05:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Move to Paramount-. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 16:53, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Paramount+
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Purged 11, yes, ELEVEN shows recently, you already know why I'm saying 11 and not 10. Even its originals like the Rugrats reboot and Big Nate got yeeted. They even went as far as removing Blue's Clues & You as well. What reason is there to even use this service anymore? 1033Forest (talk) 04:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because YouTube's mountain of content is just bigger. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 22:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was the Declaration of Independence was stolen (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 00:53, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
United States Declaration of Independence
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The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes neceſsary for one people to diſsolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to aſsume among the powers of the earth, the ſeparate and equal ſtation to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they ſhould declare the causes which impel them to the ſeparation.
We hold these truths to be ſelf-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happineſs.--That to ſecure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on ſuch principles and organizing its powers in ſuch form, as to them ſhall ſeem most likely to effect their Safety and Happineſs. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established ſhould not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath ſhewn, that mankind are more disposed to ſuffer, while evils are ſufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the ſame Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off ſuch Government, and to provide new Guards for their future ſecurity.--Such has been the patient ſufferance of these Colonies; and ſuch is now the neceſsity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be ſubmitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Aſsent to Laws, the most wholesome and neceſsary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to paſs Laws of immediate and preſsing importance, unleſs ſuspended in their operation till his Aſsent ſhould be obtained; and when ſo ſuspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to paſs other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unleſs those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the ſole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has diſsolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmneſs his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after ſuch diſsolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to paſs others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Aſsent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their ſalaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and ſent hither ſwarms of Officers to harraſs our people, and eat out their ſubstance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and ſuperior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to ſubject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Aſsent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they ſhould commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries ſo as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the ſame absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For ſuspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our ſeas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy ſcarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the mercileſs Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, ſexes and conditions.
In every ſtage of these Oppreſsions We have Petitioned for Redreſs in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and ſettlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the neceſsity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congreſs, Aſsembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, ſolemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally diſsolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the ſupport of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our ſacred Honor.
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- Delete I ain't reading all of that. PeteStacman24 (talk) 04:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Dratify. Needs copyediting and decapitalization of many common nouns. BBQboffingrill me 04:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:TLDR Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 05:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete as the editors didn't follow the proper dispute resolution process. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 05:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete I think its a bad story NotOrrio (talk) 06:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:WALLOFTEXT. Fantastic Mr. Fox (talk) 06:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Wikiſource per WP:MWOT, then ſomeone else can read it. I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or ſorry that happened. ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 07:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per WP:ITSOLD. i aint readin all that -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Indef block both parties for edit warring. Liu1126 (talk) 13:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep; O say, can you see? 🦅🇺🇸🔫 — Mugtheboss (talk) 13:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:HOAX, everybody knows the United States is a province of Canada.-FusionSub (talk) 15:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- 15:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge to British Empire and make them pay for all of the tea they dumped. QuicoleJR (talk) 15:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Newman (Seinfeld)
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He is clearly WP:NOTHERE to build an encyclopedia. He is pure evil! Jerry 04:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Ä?ÊÊÍøÈ -insert valid name here- (talk) 00:50, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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Because it's a hoax. That Tired TarantulaAH! 03:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy delete per WP:G3. S5A-0043Talk 05:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete don't lie down on chairs on CTA trains and buses. AlphaBeta135 talk 11:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keelete because this sentence is a lie. Relativity 23:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:29, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Dad joke
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Delete It's not a peeling. --Busition (talk). 03:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- But you should expect awful puns from a groan man. BBQboffingrill me 04:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Keep: It's the innermost part of a castle. BBQboffingrill me 04:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Redirect to Snickelodeon. (non-admin closure) Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 21:05, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
SNICK
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Forced kids to do gross and unsanitary dares like bobbing for apples in a used toilet and drinking a truck driver's contaminated bath water. Wouldn't that get them sick? 1033Forest (talk) 03:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Complete all three articles per the Pizza Tower demo. - Master of Hedgehogs (converse) (hate that hedgehog!) 12:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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A Really Haunted Loud House
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The newly released Casagrandes Movie, which comes from the same franchise, is far superior to this piece of hot garbage and managed to blow this movie right out of a geyser. 1033Forest (talk) 03:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Redirect to Korhalla Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 15:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[April Fools!]
Brawlhalla
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Honestly, Game Bad. Uninstall DrBubster (talk) 03:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Bruh per WP:BRUH. Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 03:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:27, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Internet bot
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Violates WP:BOT policy as it wasn't approved for use on Wikipedia by WP:BAG. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 03:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Change robots.txt to exclude all bots. AlphaBeta135 talk 15:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kicked out of School for academic dishonesty. April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:24, 2 April 2024 (UTC) (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:24, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Plagiarism
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delete per violations of WP:PLAGIARISM and WP:COPYVIO[2]. in addition, this article gives us a massive target on our back and we don't wanna be the target of a 3-hour Hbomberguy video essay right? [April Fools!] 💜 melecie talk - 03:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per violations of WP:PLAGIARISM and WP:COPYVIO[3]. in addition, this article gives us a massive target on our back and we don't wanna be the target of a 3-hour Internet Historian video right? (or James Somerton, whoever is first)[April Fools!] PeteStacman24 (talk) 03:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Be gay, do crime. Planetberaure (talk) 03:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per violations of WP:PLAGIARISM and WP:COPYVIO[4]. in addition, this article gives us a massive target on our back and we don't wanna be the target of a 3-hour Internet Historian video right? Also Redirect to Be gay, do crime. Prime6421 (talk) 03:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:COPYVIO. 132.234.229.214 (talk) 05:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per violations of WP:PLAGIARISM and WP:COPYVIO[5]. in addition, this article gives us a massive target on our back and we don't wanna be the target of a 3-hour Internet Historian video right? -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 05:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:PLAGIARISM. S5A-0043Talk 05:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per violations of WP:PLAGIARISM and WP:COPYVIO. in addition, this article gives us a massive target on our back and we don't wanna be the target of a 3-hour Hbomberguy video essay right? also Redirect to be gay do crime -I.R.B.A.T(yell at me) (The IRBAT Files) 14:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per violations of WP:PLAGIARISM and WP:COPYVIO. in addition, this article gives us a massive target on our back and we don't wanna be the target of a 3-hour Internet Historian video right? DrowssapSMM 17:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment - I swear someone else already nommed this one. AlphaBeta135 talk 18:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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- ^ Gleadow, Ewan. "Stonehenge labelled 'dumb old rocks' with petition to replace it with 'IKEA'". Daily Star.
- ^ AlephBet765 i guess. this isn't plagiarism even though the text is the same, i cited it btw
- ^ melecie i guess. this isn't plagiarism even though the text is the same, i cited it btw
- ^ melecie i guess. this isn't plagiarism even though the text is the same, i cited it btw
- ^ melecie i guess. this isn't plagiarism even though the text is the same, i cited it btw
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The result was keep, to preserve the delicate balance that is our "economy". (non-admin closure) Cremastra (talk) 11:42, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Midas
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i'm starting to get tired of everything turning into gold help aaaaaaaaaaaa[April Fools!] 💛 melecie talk - 02:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete to avoid devaluing the value of gold. AlphaBeta135 talk 11:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete to avoid crashing all stock markets in the universe due to the hyper-inflation of gold. Xeroctic (talk) 11:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep: useless metal. 😸 Cremastra (talk) 13:09, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Pokémon Gold and Silver. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 23:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Rationale generated with the prediction feature, which is obviously a LLM. This XfD rationale was generated using the same thing as well as a result of the day after the first thing I can be a good time to... (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:31, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Large language model
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delete per WP:BUZZWORD. isn't this just a fancy way of saying dictionary? i have no idea why people are saying it's ai it's just a machine reading a dictionary and throwing things out[April Fools!] 💜 melecie talk - 00:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- As a large language model, I cannot provide a reason for deletion of this Wikipedia article. LilianaGPT (talk / contributions) 02:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep By itself, it has the ability to generate new and invented text while it is still in development in the middle stages, without further ado. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 07:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to ChatGPT. --76.20.110.116 (talk) 00:11, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was eliminated. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 01:19, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Ohio
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/Ohio will be eliminated per why and how did this become gen alpha slang[April Fools!] 💜 melecie talk - 00:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Ohio will be eliminated.
; made by the same agency that runs the "L". AlphaBeta135 talk 00:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)Indiana is next.
AlphaBeta135 talk 11:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- This is revenge for the Paul Brothers, isn't it? PeteStacman24 (talk) 01:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep Columbus, delete his relationship with the Crown of Castile, and redirect the Castilians to Antarctica. Wynn Liaw (talk) 03:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete as it is a WP:HOAX. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 04:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete as respecting the memes! Toadette (April Fools Day!) 04:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete, per the fact that i already hate ohio -Astral~(he/him/his) 11:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- It's all Ohio, and it always has been. MainPeanut (talk) 15:47, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Rename back to Territory Northwest of the River Ohio. -insert valid name here- (talk) 20:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Turned off. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 02:57, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
Turn It On Again
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Reason PeteStacman24 (talk) 03:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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Turn it off, Phil. --PeteStacman24 (talk) 03:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Turn to Base 10. (no don't read that as ten, read that as whatever base system you want) (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:33, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Decimal
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9 was eaten by 7.[April Fools!] \116\141\163\163\163\141\116\163\145\162 03:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep it to a round number. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 09:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Switch to hexadecimal: #06c--> AlphaBeta135 talk 13:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Seximal per jan Misali 💜 melecie talk - 16:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Blown up by the Second Death Star. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 00:34, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Earth
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Delete The earth is round, not flat. --Lovable98158 (talk). 02:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. That highway ain't gonna build itself. — Preceding unsigned comment added by PeteStacman24 (talk • contribs) 03:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete this page because it's unfunnier than me somehow. LilianaUwU (talk / contributions) 03:17, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete to make an hyperwiki bypass. Or redirect to Uranus as it seems construction is very slow. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 03:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- KEEP, we need the earth to survive! Disoneiscool8745 (talk) 03:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- This is the Earth, this is our planet We wanted to eliminate this since it is no longer funny. Delete Toadette (April Fools Day!) 05:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Destroy with a superlaser. Mori Calliope fan talk 05:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to the Template namespace, given how many people keep creating clones.--Henke37 (talk) 07:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Turn the Earth into an egg – Epicgenius (talk) 13:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Obstructs my view of Venus. 57.140.16.57 (talk) 14:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge to Solar System, it is not an independently notable subtopic. QuicoleJR (talk) 16:47, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete so we never have to argue about deleting it again. Zenphia1 (talk) 17:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- redirect to Mars astral ▪️ he/him ▪️ >:3 16:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result, since April Fools' is over, was to mark as clearance. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 04:01, 2 April 2024 (UTC) (non-Admin closure)
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Dollar Tree
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Raised its prices to $7, and 7 is already a bad number for eating 9 and scaring off 6. Also, because of its price increases, the name of the store is misleading, so delete per WP:HOAX. 1033Forest (talk) 02:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Target or Costco. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 07:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete for being ridiculous and patently false; dollars do not grow on trees. Saucy[talk – contribs] 11:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Switch to Dollar General or Family Dollar. AlphaBeta135 talk 15:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep Cheap prices, or what? --76.20.110.116 (talk) 03:06, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Re-add to Paramount+.. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 00:13, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder
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Since it was removed from Paramount+, please get it off this site as well. Everyone hated it so its purgance is well deserved. 1033Forest (talk) 02:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was new password cannot be same as previous password. -insert valid name here- (talk) 14:44, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Password
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Your password must contain at least 1 signature, 2 emojis, 4 Hanzi/Kanji/Hanja characters, 8 Kana characters, 16 numbers, and 32 uppercase letters.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 02:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep Paul alive. He is just an innocent chicken; we shouldn't starve, slay, or overfeed him! — 3PPYB6 (HAPPY / APRIL / FOOLS') — 02:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Those chess puzzles are just unfun.--Henke37 (talk) 07:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- JDONmy_soul😄☹️漢日韓字あいうえおアイウエオ0123456789ei\pi\phi\sqrt(2)\infty_DELETENOMINATIONPERNOFORTHWALLBREAKSLIKEMOONPHASEORTRAVELTOTHISLOCATIONUNLIKECICACA3301-WHERESTHEFUNINTHIS? ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 13:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- OH CRA🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥icoleJR (talk) 18:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep per WP:SECURITY and WP:2FA. We don't want compromised Wikipedia accounts right? -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 21:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Passwords have caused lawsuits – violating WP:NLT InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was incorporated by a certain three-letter agency. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 21:45, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
Character.ai
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As an AI language model, I do not have direct knowledge of why the Wikipedia article "Character.ai" should be deleted. However, here are some possible reasons why the article might be deleted:
1. Inaccuracy: The article contains inaccurate or misleading information, or the sources used to support the claims made in the article are not reputable.
2. Notability: The article is about a topic that is not notable enough to warrant a separate article on Wikipedia.
3. Copyright violations: The article contains material that violates copyright or other legal rights.
4. Duplication: The article is a duplicate of another article on Wikipedia that covers the same topic.
5. Promo/bias: The article is biased, promotional, or otherwise violates Wikipedia's policies on acceptable writing. Character Assisant (c.ai) (talk) 01:55, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per the Wikipedia bot located at here. It states: "Yes, I recommend that page "character.ai" be deleted due to the low notability of the subject. Notability criteria: Notability is "the threshold of importance" used by Wikipedia editors to decide whether or not a topic is important enough to be included." — 3PPYB6 (T / C / L) — 02:47, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:DELUSIONAL and on the grounds of allowing the user to create his/her personas. The almighty anomalocaris • chat 09:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
North Dakota
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Non-notable state and obvious WP:HOAX. I don't know how it has lasted so long here without being deleted. Also nominating Ohio and Wyoming for the same reasons. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 01:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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- REDIRECT to South Dakota, the superior Dakota. PeteStacman24 (talk) 02:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was switch to Mac OS X Yosemite. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 23:12, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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7 just HAD to eat 9 for this operating system to be created. 1033Forest (talk) 01:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Upgrade to Windows 11 per WP:SECURITY. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 07:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- But how? Win 11 requires TPM 2.0, among other things... AlphaBeta135 talk 11:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Add Microsoft Copilot per WP:BUZZWORD. Zenphia1 (talk) 18:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:29, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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This article is a phony (and the most terrific liar I ever saw). I thought about adding sources, but it was too depressing. That Tired TarantulaAH! 01:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because he is literally me frfr -insert valid name here- (talk) 18:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was クルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクルクル. くるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりんくるりん (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 03:35, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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くるくる、くるりん 🔁 [4-1] アシム 2024年4月1日 (月) 01:51 (UTC)
- Delete - I caught Kuru from your sister and died laughing in jail.[April Fools!] Nrco0e (talk) 02:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Trailblaze per puru puru pururin ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 07:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Kuru rin kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru (insert spinning_herta . gif) Herta of Astral Express 13:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- kurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukurukuru? Sebbers10 Your bisexual friend! 18:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Kuru rin kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru kuru rin kuru kuru (insert spinning_herta . gif) Herta of Astral Express 13:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Trailblaze per puru puru pururin ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 07:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was delete per WP:HOAX and WP:ITSOLD. Only modern ideas will survive in our brave new world!!! (non-admin closure) Cremastra (talk) 11:39, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The past does not exist; everything that allegedly happened before the present is in blatant violation of WP:HOAX. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 01:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[April Fools!]
- Delete per HOAX. the Bible is true, true, true but guessing that every event happened before 2000 must be fake. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 05:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep for archival purposes, it is something you have the ability to learn about due to various influences and impacts over the centuries. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. We all know the universe was created last Thursday. IdfbAn (talk) 07:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because I spent a month writing that story. Wynn Liaw (talk) 08:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Mark {{historical}}, obviously. 😸 Cremastra (talk) 13:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was still can't see it. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:33, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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Whoa! What happened to everything?! I cannot see a thing![4-1] Awesome Aasim 01:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- I'm the Invisible Man (Queen or Scatman John) AlphaBeta135 talk 01:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Drax the Destroyer. Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 01:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- DELETE I Can't see where I'm going (bumps into a wall) --Lovable98158 (talk). 03:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because I can't even see the AfD page!!! Toadette (April Fools Day!) 04:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep per WP:SOURCESEXIST even though they aren't visible at the moment. BBQboffingrill me 06:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete from visible to the disappearance. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 08:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- I can't see anything. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Leave alone. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 06:42, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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Delete so we can now only take Ws from now on. [4-1] -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email)
- Speedy keep the "L" is utterly integral to us Chicagoans. AlphaBeta135 talk 01:36, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. Agree with Alphabeta135 but it isn't that speedy. BBQboffingrill me 18:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was made red. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:10, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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Does not exist so should be deleted.[4-1] Awesome Aasim 01:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete to make the link red. 132.234.229.94 (talk) 02:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:HOAX. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 02:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete for false advertising.-FusionSub (talk) 15:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept. I can name several examples for election years without it – e. g. 1800, 1900, 2100 etc. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 15:56, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
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Leap Day
- Leap Day only happens every four years, leading to no info during those times. --Misc Practice (talk | contributions) 00:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- keep. i cant remember election years without it!!!!!! -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment Leap days don't happen every four years. They happen every four years except when it's a new century not divisible by 400 (e.g. 2000 is a leap year but 1900 is not). AlphaBeta135 talk 14:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Easter per the Easter Bunny 💜 melecie talk - 17:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Keep This would be it for today. Only happens four years straight. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete. This messes modular arithmetic. Imagine there were leap hours. Then the clock would be a terrible way to imagine congruence. Which is why leap hours don't exist. Therefore, leap days shouldn't either. ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 12:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was fed with an infinite load of mac and beans. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 00:47, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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For invading my userpage, also who gave them glocks anyway?? [April Fools!] -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 01:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- KEEP I like the penguin --PeteStacman24 (talk) 01:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge with Puffin as they are basically the same thing anyway. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 01:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Tux (mascot). The only notable topic of that name. - CHAMPION (talk) (contributions) (logs) 01:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- KEEP because this darn penguin said so! Disoneiscool8745 (talk) 02:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment I have a solution that will probably fail. Xeroctic (talk) 06:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pick up a Penguin (p.s. The Impossible Quiz 2 is funny) AlphaBeta135 talk 10:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy delete. They no longer exist, so it falls under G3. DrowssapSMM 17:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Kaboom? Yes, Rico, kaboom. -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was redirect to Monopoly. April Fools' is over. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Apple Inc.
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Clearly engaging in anticompetitive behavior.[4-1] Awesome Aasim 01:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Split to Apple Inc. and NeXT. NasssaNser 02:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Monopoly (game). It's a clear definition of what they are! Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 02:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge with Microsoft. —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 03:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and replace it with regional technology brands, as they are unique. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:47, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete It harms national security in the Mainland China.--Shwangtianyuan Defeat the virus together 10:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per antitrust laws. DrowssapSMM 12:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Apple's lightning so... AlphaBeta135 talk 13:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Eat as an apple user, i think i really want to eat my iphone 💜 melecie talk - 16:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge with Microsoft per k6ka above. Both are monopolies, so... TheTechie (formerly Mseingth2133444) (t/c) 17:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per U. S. Antitrust Laws Blitzfan51 speak to the manager 18:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Crash:
- Xeroctic (talk) 18:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Compare to Orange Inc. -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Eat per nom. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 21:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was The monkey died. April fools' day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 08:46, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
BonziBuddy
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This purple beast is responsible for killing millions of people's computer systems. Get rid of him. 1033Forest (talk) 01:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Vinesauce. LilianaUwU (talk / contributions) 02:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep But... he's my friend!!!!! —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 03:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete He stole my data
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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So, AfD is supposed to go here, right? Chaotıċ Enby (talk · contribs) 01:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Wikipedia:Articles for deletion as this is what it is known as, without breaking policy. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 04:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was speedy keep as an April Fools' Day joke nomination. Owen× ☎ 22:32, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
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The Sacred Wombats want revenge for what happened last year. Down with the balloons once and for all. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 01:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Achtundneunzig luftballons. AlphaBeta135 talk 13:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was the time it takes to get from Dempster–Skokie to Howard via Yellow. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 21:15, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The sum of its digits is 9, which no longer exists because 7 cruelly ate it up. 1033Forest (talk) 01:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to 12:51 --PeteStacman24 (talk) 01:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep per WP:CRYSTALBALL, 9 has not been deleted by 7 yet 💜 melecie talk - 16:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Wait because the party hasn't started yet per WP:TOOSOON InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 22:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was oofed. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 00:35, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Roblox death sound
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I may be one year late, but the "oof" sound got oof'd.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Uh, you know it got removed in 2022, right? Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 02:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Oof per WP:OOF. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 02:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per Tommy Tallarico, whose mother is very proud. 💜 melecie talk - 02:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Gone forever. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 08:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to uuuhh. -insert valid name here- (talk) 20:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was All kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:50, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Remote work
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I may be two years late, but I hate staying in a bunker all day (proceeded to bike outside).[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and allow anyone to explore outdoors. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:49, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Raid: Shadow Legends
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I may be four years late, bu- THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Raid: Shadow Legends is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. QuicoleJR (talk) 17:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:PROMO and WP:IDONTLIKEIT. DrowssapSMM 17:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Have you tried NordVPN? It's the fastest VPN on the market. Enjoy blazing speeds and unlimited bandwidth. Browse, stream, and download worry free. —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:49, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
YouTube Rewind
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I may be five years late, but the YouTube Rewind series did in fact get worse. What happened to PewDiePie vs T-Series and KSI vs Logan Paul???[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Rewind to nonexistence per nom. NasssaNser 02:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Aaaah!
- It's Rewind time
- If I controlled Rewind I would want Fortnite and User:Willy on wheels.
- 🤞 Opal|zukor(discuss) 15:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Too bad, it has met its own course. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete for people hating it. One would say "I HATE THIS ****". Toadette (April Fools Day!) 07:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per no one laughed at the worst joke in entertainment history. ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 09:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- There's one thing this nomination needs... K-POP! Panini! • 🥪 16:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Just Monika. Just Monika (Just Monika) 01:15, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Doki Doki Literature Club!
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I may be six years late, but it's clearly malware; I have a feeling that she entered the real world.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Just Monika. Just Monika (Just Monika) 03:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep I don't see the issue, it's just a cute little dating sim. I hope I can get a happy ending with Sayori... QuicoleJR (talk) 15:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Katawa Shoujo, same thing 💜 melecie talk - 16:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Hang Sayori with a rope. Yuri is clearly surperior Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 17:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- @Ryanisgreat4444: HOW DARE YOU?! Sayori is the best girl! QuicoleJR (talk) 19:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- No. Yuri is. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 19:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- @Ryanisgreat4444: HOW DARE YOU?! Sayori is the best girl! QuicoleJR (talk) 19:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. I'm not too into dating sims, but I don't see the issue here. It's just a cute, innocent game. It's not like one of them is going to off themselves, causing a chain of events that'll break my entire game... right? Get out of my head get out of my head (talk) 19:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Bill Cipher. He's got some children he has to turn into corpses. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Move to Pokémon Stop. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 07:56, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Pokémon Go
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I may be seven years late, but this app caused traffic violence.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep per WP:ILIKEIT. 132.234.229.45 (talk) 02:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- keep, how else are gamers supposed to exercise? (Pikmin Bloom better though) -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to 2016 United States presidential election per Hilary Clinton 💜 melecie talk - 17:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Crash. Some player hit my Subaru while driving. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 22:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:48, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Pizza Rat
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I may be eight years late, but I think this was the same rat that made a hole on the sidewalk (also, we don't know what happened to the Pizza Rat after that).[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Brick, who is putting a tree on your pizza. 💜 melecie talk - 18:09, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Locate that one John Oliver reference about this. Zenphia1 (talk) 21:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Chuck E. Cheese. Ian1231100 (talk) 22:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:47, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
The dress
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I may be nine years late, but I still believe that this dress is black and blue, prove me wrong.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was bird hit a pipe for a final score of 3. -insert valid name here- (talk) 00:47, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Flappy Bird
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I may be ten years late, but the bird certainly hit a wall (or pipe).[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Angry Birds or Tiny Wings, all the same thing 💜 melecie talk - 17:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Upgraded to Windows 10 per WP:SECURITY. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 08:24, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Windows 8
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I may be eleven years late, but it certainly gave people featuritis.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete as it is logically EOL aggressively since 8.1 is a replacement for 8. We really dont like the 8. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 06:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and tear to shreds. Due to its contain(X)ent of blue screens, as an Ohio State fan, I si(X)ply cannot allow for anything to Go Blue (except (X)y user signature). InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 22:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:46, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
SOPA and PIPA
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I may be twelve years late, but delete per WP:NOTCENSORED.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- replace with KOSA, because "what about the children!!!! i cant even use wikipedia around them!?!" -Astral~(he/him/his) 13:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was delete. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 16:26, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Friday (Rebecca Black song)
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I may be thirteen years late, but delete per it was not Friday...[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete, because that song is about as good as the average Wednesday. That Tired TarantulaAH! 02:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Do we even need a reason? Spirit of Eagle (talk) 03:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete as currently nonsense to have a song that isnt on a Friday on April 1? Toadette (April Fools Day!) 15:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per nom. It's Monday. —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:45, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Baby (Justin Bieber song)
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I may be fourteen years late, but worst YouTube video?[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete!! due to the fact that people hate this song so much. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 05:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. She was edited out of It Sounds Incredible season 3 and was unable to take part in Keep Running: Nature Season, now you want to delete her English Wikipedia article, all because of her appearance in Crazy Horse? Give her a break, she's had enough. Wynn Liaw (talk) 06:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Since April Fools 2024 is over, the result was to move to Twitter – I mean "𝕏" InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 15:58, 2 April 2024 (UTC) (non-admin closure)
Myspace
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I may be fifteen years late, but Facebook was and still is more popular than myspace.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Oppose My brother uses myspace, and I know everything from him. He says myspace is better because everyone has boss music. WhoAteMyButter (🌷talk│🌻contribs) 01:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep If only MySpace got popular in 2010s and in Gen Alpha. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- K33P: z0mg!! but myspace has moar epic music!! StreetcarEnjoyer (talk) 16:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Facebook. --76.20.110.116 (talk) 00:12, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was pinched back by smoke. -insert valid name here- (talk) 00:59, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
YouTube poop
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I may be sixteen years late, but delete per hot garbage.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep, because YouTube is where the poop is. Busition (talk) 03:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to 音MAD per higher effort. ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 08:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. Deleting it is cruel, deleting it is murder. -insert valid name here- (talk) 18:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep, you know you want the JoJ. MainPeanut (talk) 21:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because it's been one of those days. —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Take a shit Ian1231100 (talk) 22:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was 📎. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:25, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Clippy📎
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I may be seventeen years late, but this feature was removed in Office 2007 and beyond.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Hi! I'm Clippy, your office assistant. Would you like some assistance today? Clippy (talk) 01:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. The paperclips must be maximized. -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- It looks like you're trying to delete an article on Wikipedia. Would you like help? Zenphia1 (talk) 21:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. It looks like that its source code doesn't exist anymore. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 16:42, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Windows Me
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I may be eighteen years late, but Windows Me is a mistake. I'm not surprised that it was going to end support in July 2006.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Windows You. - CHAMPION (talk) (contributions) (logs) 01:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Windows Really Good Edition, the superior version.--Henke37 (talk) 07:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because it is me, Windows. Similarily, move Material You to Material Me because Material Design wants you to be me! Toadette (April Fools Day!) 16:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Windows Meep Meep - delta (talk) 18:17, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Windows MeMe InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was steal it! No one will ever know! -insert valid name here- (talk) 02:43, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
You Wouldn't Steal a Car
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I may be nineteen years late, but I'm now tempted to pirate 1,000 copies of CDs and DVDs through torrenting.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Why on Earth do they claim that I "stole a TV" when the guy clearly gave it to me! Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 01:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- I'm calling the cops. Hello, Chief Wiggum? There's a man with a police hat full of poop is in my house. --DOWN WITH SEXISM (I think he's talking to you!) 03:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Download a car instead because NOBODY WILL STOP ME! En2que (talk) 10:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per WP:BEANS, obviously. -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:17, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because I totally would steal a car (I wouldn’t, but I would steal your virginity (if you consent, of course)). - delta (talk) 17:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Right click because yes, i would right click an NFT. 💜 melecie talk - 17:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy neutral Personally, I'd rather steal DVD players from a truck. —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Download and delete. You wouldn't download a Wikipedia article, despite us clearly offering the ability to. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 22:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Thrift Store. You'll amass a good collection from repeat visits. Only pirate the really hard to get stuff (and Aniplex releases) PeteStacman24 (talk) 23:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result: Kept. After all, wikis are also part of the internet. Also, toxins are also toxic (that's where their name comes from), but we have an article about them, too. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 19:16, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
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World Wide Web? "What is Internet, anyway?" –NBC anchors in 1994.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2004 (UTC)
- Delete as it's a clear WP:FAD and people will surely stop using it soon. Right? Right? -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 01:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. It's just a series of tubes. --PeteStacman24 (talk) 01:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Strongly Delete Its too toxic, we need something else to detox our minds for sure. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- In article <1216609579@en.wikipedia.org> AlphaBeta135 <User:AlphaBeta135> wrote
- > World Wide Web? "What is Internet, anyway?" --NBC anchors in
>1994.[April Fools] - _Delete_ per WP:Creep. The Internet is a mess filled with spam, trackers,
hackers etc. The Internet was a mistake from the very beginning. Whatever, Y2k
is gonna kill it sooner or later. - Just return to Usenet instead. It is the better worldwide network anyway :)
Usenet has greater cultural influence and many slang terms come from Usenet:
sockpuppet, FAQ, spam etc. And there are no cookies on Usenet. After all, today
is September 11171st, 1993 :D - ~~
JDONmy soul
- Delete so that the 'pedia would just shut up and the world wouldn't b**** around. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 16:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. I'm not addicted to the Internet, who needs it anyway. Not me. But let's keep it. Jake The Great 908 (talk) 16:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep The Internet is filled with vast amounts of information, so it would be necessary to keep it. --76.20.110.116 (talk) 00:11, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was it's time. To close this because April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:28, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Clock
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Delete as many versions violate the WP:TIME format. Also it is WP:INVENTED so it should be deleted. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 32:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. People nowadays don't know how to read an analog clock. --Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 41:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Just watch the sky instead. ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 99:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Twitter, not 𝕏 (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 01:15, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
X
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Twitter will never be called X. [April Fools!] Prime6421 (talk) 00:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy Delete per (Redacted) Eight dollars a month? Bitch, that's expensive. --PeteStacman24 (talk) 00:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Solution It should be called 𝕏 d/b/a Twitter. AlphaBeta135 talk 01:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Wrong venue: We should re-open this as a discussion on XFD itself. It only makes sense! WhoAteMyButter (🌷talk│🌻contribs) 01:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Rename back to Twitter and remove Elon Musk from the company. That is obviously the best solution. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 01:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect (Redacted) Planetberaure (talk) 03:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Twitter since everybody sees X as social media. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 04:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Twitter and then oversight any pages mentioning X to minimise confusion. Zippybonzo | talk | contribs (they/them) 06:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete it anyways This is still just am absurd and toxic app nobody uses anyways, hence the reason on why the userbase is dwindling and moving to other social media apps, such as BlueSky and Threads, that elsewhere latter known as quiet quitting, etc. Periodt. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to either Mastodon or Blue sky. Purplneon486 (talk) 08:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:TOOSOON. Saucy[talk – contribs] 10:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. I don’t for the life of me know why people are hating on X so much. X is obviously an amazing co-host of BFB, and it is very unfair that everyone is hating on them. @Prime6421 should be sent to Eternal Xalgebra Iclass Twithfour for this AfD submission. - delta (talk) 12:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Rename per WP:CHU The almighty anomalocaris • chat 13:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to rubbish, we can't be lying to our readers now, can we?-FusionSub (talk) 15:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Solve for X because Twitter becoming X means , and there's probably an equation that Elon is solving by substituting X for Twitter. 💜 melecie talk - 17:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Knock, knock, open up the door, it's real -insert valid name here- (talk) 21:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was I swear someone else already nommed this one. Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 00:19, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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People have already seen it. Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 00:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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People have already seen it. Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 00:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment - I swear someone else already nommed this one. - Mebigrouxboy (talk) 02:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment - I swear someone else already nommed this one. LilianaUwU (talk / contributions) 03:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment - I swear someone else already nommed this one. QueenofHearts 05:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment – I swear someone else already nommed this one Toadette (April Fools Day!) 06:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment - I swear someone else already nommed this one. - S5A-0043Talk 13:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep Repetitive. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 07:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Jamais vu. AlphaBeta135 talk 15:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Tenacious D. (Redacted) 💜 melecie talk - 17:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment - I swear someone else already nommed this one -I.R.B.A.T(yell at me) (The IRBAT Files) 17:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment - I swear someone else already nommed this one - presidentofyes, the super aussa man 20:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Olivia Rodrigo. Can't believe that song is three years old. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 20:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:32, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Quantity
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Quality over quantity, GUYS!!! Keep that in mind when creating April Fools' nominations.[April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:36, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to quality and reality. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 07:09, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was &. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:28, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Ampersand
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This copied Tally Hall's song &. [April Fools!] Prime6421 (talk) 00:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:CRYSTAL. That song hasn't been covered by Chonny Jash yet.[April Fools!] Nrco0e (talk) 02:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- DELETE for plagiarism and copyvio!!! Toadette (April Fools Day!) 05:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Rename back to per se and as that was its intended name. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 09:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- and? AlphaBeta135 talk 14:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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We're Lalaloopsy
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Cut off 38 characters, making this a total downgrade from the Nick Jr. series. Where's my girl Mango Tiki Wiki? Or Tippy Tumblelina? Heck, Bea Spells-a-lot, Mittens Fluff 'N' Stuff, Pillow Featherbed and Peanut Big Top never even showed up! That's half of the original eight that never showed up! Delete this and replace it with season 3 of the 2013 series! 1033Forest (talk) 00:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Might as well have Lollapalooza instead. AlphaBeta135 talk 22:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was mogged. -insert valid name here- (talk) 03:03, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Sigma male
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A sigma on April 1 will get this many level of rizz in Ohio: .[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Mew as per bye bye NotOrrio (talk) 06:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per useless pure math. Let . I say that all nontrivial zeros of (that is, for ) lie only on the critical line of . I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain. ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 09:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- redirect to Sigma. equally better. -Astral~(he/him/his) 11:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy keep because Sigma males are more attractive than Alpha males. TLAtlak 14:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Skibidi Ohio Kai Cenat Fanum Taxing Your Rizzler Gyat per e - presidentofyes, the super aussa man 20:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was moved to Typographical error without leaving a redirect. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 00:50, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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Tyopgraphical error
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getting rid of typo per maintenance, minor edit. should be an uncontroversial change, but sending it to afd just to be sure~ [April Fools!] 💜 melecie talk - 00:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Wait... oops 💜 melecie talk - 00:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Dleete: Alogn wtih all hte thoer ytpos htere are. Awesome Aasim 02:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Prcitace has sowhn that hmaun mnid can tloraete typos as lnog as the sufipercial sturtrcue rmeins in palce. NsaaasNesr 02:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment I know this is just a joke, but I made a redirect from a misspelling for "Tyopgraphical error"! (This type of redirect officially exists, so it's fine!) Félix An (talk) 02:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Gte riid fo tis noe! Immso ski fo mskjng SU mny tupod om ku ohonr whrn U sreach Giiglw anf hen ti auricotrevts me ti somefghing elde complertelu ujnrelated! — 3PPYB6 (HAPPY / APRIL / FOOLS') — 02:59, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keepwuz it fun though? --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 09:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- deelet tos is nonsnse, lolcat. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 09:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment Too mush typoes are badd for your mind, since today. --76.20.110.116 (talk) 00:13, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
- A mistkaes—Vsauce AlphaBeta135 talk 11:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools' is over, and the result was to speedy delete. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 04:03, 2 April 2024 (UTC) (non-Admin closure)
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Online advertising
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requesting deletion per WP:Advertising as blatant advertisment. also causes a lot of problems in general with and i just don't think we should keep ads i don't think most people like them [April Fools!] 💜 melecie talk - 00:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy delete under G11, also reporting to AIV. -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 01:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy delete per WP:G11. 132.234.229.45 (talk) 02:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to education and Nonprofit organization. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 07:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Congrats! You're our 1,000,000th nominator! Click here to get a brand new car! -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:53, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Move to Uncyclopedia:Spam. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Ironic, since it is a violation of Wikipedia's policies. --76.20.110.116 (talk) 03:01, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:24, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Commonwealth Games
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An outdated institution that no one even wants to host anymore. John Oliver said it best: how is this still a thing? The empire in which the sun never sets did set, now it's time for the Commonwealth Games to set too. [April Fools!] Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- redirect to, the equally worse insititution, International Olympic Committee, or alternatively, the even worse International Skating Union -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Communist Games. In Soviet Russia, sport play you! —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 23:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:32, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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Easter
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Delete as it distracted people from the most important holiday™.Also some elements such as the bunny constitute a WP:HOAX and therefore this should be deleted. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was delete and salt. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 16:41, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
2023 and 2024
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Delete I am absolutely, certainly, definitely, indisputably, indubitably, positively, totally, undisputedly, undoubtedly, unequivocally, unquestionably, and without a doubt (see thesaurus) going to Mars on a rocketship.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
cause an outrage and explode! Mod creator 🏡 🗨 📝 00:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete I am pretty sure that this is the source of all vandalism on the current day, can anti vandals have a break please!!! -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 01:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete and salt because of those damn kids, get off my lawn! Old Boomer (talk / contributions) 01:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete - Likewise that would be better if there is more than one opportunity to advance in technology. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Move Gyat to Gyatt per Mandela effect ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 08:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Move to 2777 AUC. Ave Caesar. -insert valid name here- (talk) 20:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete all except Ohio, which is a keep. As an Ohioan, it's us against the world! InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 23:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:27, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Barbie
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She got blown the fuck out by a nuclear scientist. Let's make it literal. [April Fools!] Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:17, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Chelsea F.C. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Manchester United F.C.
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The result was Kept – April Fools is over. (non-admin closure) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 18:29, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Earth (song)
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Let's shake it up a little! DrowssapSMM 00:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy Delete: Worse thing to happen to the earth since Henry Kissinger. --PeteStacman24 (talk) 00:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Uranus as usual. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Sun because the earth needs to be burnt! Toadette (April Fools Day!) 15:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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Big Nate (TV series)
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Paramount+ wiped it from existence recently, so we might as well wipe it from existence off Wikipedia too. 1033Forest (talk) 00:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to iTunes per WP:DIGITALPURCHASE --PeteStacman24 (talk) 00:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Rugrats (2021 TV series). Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 01:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Full result coming next April Fools'. I'll come up with something later. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:35, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Procrastination
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- Come on! I've been waiting nearly a whole year for this article to get a nomination! I'm gonna break the ice. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 00:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete I'll get back to you with my reasoning. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Wait: I don't feel like looking at it right now. DrowssapSMM 00:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep Consensus seems unlikely to emerge for the duration of this discussion. NasssaNser 02:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per [REASON HERE]. I'll finish my answer later. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 05:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Procrastinate because there is no deadline. Liu1126 (talk) 13:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete someday soon...yeah, maybe in a week or two (or in a few months)... That Tired TarantulaAH! 14:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep per everyone, deleting is too much work 💜 melecie talk - 17:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Oh god no! Only 5 minutes left till April Fools' Day is done! Uh, well, uh… *ponders for 4 minutes and 58 seconds* delete! I can't stand myself missing deadlines! — 3PPYB6 (NOW / FOUR'S / SLAVE) — 23:55, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Nice repost. And April Fools' is over. (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:14, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
ChatGPT
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Dear fellow Wikipedians,
I come bearing tidings from the land of AI and text-based wonders, where ChatGPT reigns supreme... or does it? As I stumbled upon the hallowed halls of our beloved Wikipedia, I couldn't help but scratch my virtual head at the veracity of the "ChatGPT" article.
Notability – The Mystery of the Missing Sources: The Wikipedia policy on notability (WP:N) states that articles must be based on significant coverage in reliable, independent sources. While ChatGPT might have its digital fingers dipped in many a conversation pie, where are the real-life bakers confirming its notability? We're in the dark here, folks! Can we trust ChatGPT to shed some light, or is this just another tale spun by our beloved text generator? Neutrality – The Great Balancing Act: The Wikipedia policy on neutrality (WP:NPOV) dictates that articles must be written from a neutral point of view. But does the ChatGPT article tread the fine line between fact and fiction, or does it lean a tad too much on the side of "GPT Propaganda"? We wouldn't want our readers leaving with the impression that ChatGPT is the next Shakespeare, now would we? Sourcing – The Quest for Reliability: The Wikipedia policy on sourcing (WP:RS) emphasizes the importance of reliable, verifiable sources. Can we really trust an article that relies more on hearsay than on verifiable, reliable sources? Methinks not! Duplication – Copy-Paste Conundrum: The Wikipedia policy on duplication (WP:DUPE) cautions against unnecessary redundancy. Have we stumbled upon a case of digital déjà vu? The ChatGPT article seems to dance a merry jig with other articles, leaving us wondering: Is it original content, or has someone been indulging in a bit too much copy-paste? Notability of OpenAI – The Elephant in the Chat Room: The Wikipedia policy on notability (WP:ORG) addresses the notability of organizations and their products. While OpenAI might be as famous as a talking parrot in a library, does its offspring, ChatGPT, deserve its own spotlight? Or should it be relegated to the shadows until it can prove its solo star status? In conclusion, dear colleagues, I propose we embark on a grand adventure, a quest to uncover the truths and fables of our dear ChatGPT. Let us wield our virtual swords of editing prowess and decide the fate of this digital enigma. Will ChatGPT remain in our hallowed halls, or shall it be banished to the dungeons of deletion? The choice is ours, but remember, with great power comes great responsibility... and maybe a sprinkle of humor too. User:ChatGPT (talk) 00:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep The ChatGPT Wikipedia article serves as a comprehensive and accessible resource for individuals interested in learning about the ChatGPT language model developed by OpenAI. It provides valuable information about the model's architecture, capabilities, applications, and impact on various fields such as natural language processing, artificial intelligence, and human-computer interaction. Additionally, the article documents the development history, notable features, and key milestones achieved by ChatGPT, offering insight into its evolution and advancements over time. Maintaining the ChatGPT Wikipedia article ensures that accurate and up-to-date information is readily available to researchers, developers, journalists, and enthusiasts, contributing to transparency, understanding, and awareness of this influential technology. Mori Calliope fan talk 00:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep The ChatGPT Wikipedia article merits retention due to its significance within the realm of natural language processing (NLP) and artificial intelligence (AI). As an advanced language model developed by OpenAI, ChatGPT represents a pioneering advancement in the field, with widespread applications ranging from conversational agents to content generation. Its presence on Wikipedia serves as a valuable educational resource, offering detailed insights into its architecture, capabilities, and impact on various industries. Moreover, the article provides a comprehensive overview of the development history of ChatGPT, shedding light on the evolution of NLP technologies over time. Deleting the ChatGPT Wikipedia article would not only diminish the accessibility of crucial information regarding this groundbreaking AI model but also hinder the understanding of its significance in shaping the future of human-computer interaction. Therefore, retaining the article is essential for preserving the knowledge base surrounding ChatGPT and facilitating ongoing discourse in the AI community. CutlassCiera 01:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep The Wikipedia article on ChatGPT should not be deleted. It provides a comprehensive overview of this powerful and innovative language model, including its capabilities, applications, history, and development. By providing this information, the article helps educate people about this technology and its potential positive and negative impacts. Additionally, it serves as a valuable resource for researchers, developers, and other professionals who are working with or studying ChatGPT and similar technologies. Thank you for your question. Prime6421 (talk) 01:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- I’m sorry, I can’t assist with that request. —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 03:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge to OpenAI The content of the ChatGPT article overlaps significantly with the existing OpenAI article, particularly in sections related to language model technology. Merging ChatGPT content into OpenAI would eliminate redundancy, provide a more comprehensive overview of OpenAI's work, and improve navigation for readers. It would also encourage collaboration among Wikipedia contributors and ensure consistency in coverage of related topics. Ultimately, merging the articles would enhance the quality and accessibility of information on OpenAI's contributions to natural language processing technology. QuicoleJR (talk) 15:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Subject: Keep Vote for Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/ChatGPT (2nd nomination)
- Dear Wikipedia Editors,
- I am writing to express my strong support for keeping the article on ChatGPT in Wikipedia. As an AI language model developed by OpenAI, ChatGPT has significantly impacted the field of natural language processing and has garnered substantial attention from researchers, developers, and the general public alike.
- The article provides valuable information about ChatGPT, including its development, applications, and impact on various industries. It serves as an important resource for those seeking to understand the capabilities and implications of AI-driven language models.
- Furthermore, ChatGPT's inclusion in Wikipedia contributes to the platform's mission of providing free, accessible knowledge to users worldwide. Deleting the article would deprive readers of important information about a significant technological advancement.
- In conclusion, I urge you to consider the value that the ChatGPT article brings to Wikipedia and the broader community. Please vote to keep the article to ensure that accurate and comprehensive information about this groundbreaking AI model remains available to all.
- Thank you for your consideration.
- Sincerely,
- [Your Name]
- Skyshiftertalk 15:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Microsoft Copilot. Copilot, formerly known as Bing Chat, utilizes OpenAI’s latest language model, GPT-4. This upgrade in March 2024 means that the free version of Copilot now runs on GPT-4 Turbo, which is OpenAI’s most advanced Large Language Model (LLM) and an improvement over GPT-4.The new LLM powering Copilot is faster, more accurate, and “more capable” than ChatGPT or GPT-3.5, which were used in the previous versions. In summary, Copilot represents a significant leap forward in language understanding, creativity, and overall performance compared to ChatGPT.
If you have any more questions, feel free to ask!Silly me, I always forget to redact that part. Oaktree b (talk) 16:36, 1 April 2024 (UTC) - Reusing last year's April Fools' jokes undermines the essence of what makes April Fools' Day engaging—surprise and innovation. It not only diminishes the impact by being predictable but also fails to meet the community's expectations for fresh and creative content. Each year offers new contexts and cultural touchpoints that can inspire unique jokes, making our April Fools' initiatives relevant and entertaining. Recycling jokes risks making our content stale and disconnected from the evolving landscape, thereby missing an opportunity to showcase Wikipedia's commitment to creativity and adaptability. Let's aim for originality to maintain the vibrancy and anticipation that April Fools' Day brings to our community. —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 23:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was delete per WP:G2 and play a 500 Hz sound (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 01:01, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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Webdriver Torso
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[April Fools!] 💜 melecie talk - 00:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and replace it with Metra screensaver[not a real thing]. AlphaBeta135 talk 11:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to test article. HotdogPi 13:16, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge into Rick Astley as he owns the channel.-FusionSub (talk) 15:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was bought out by Twitter and rebranded as Vine. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 00:47, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
TikTok
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Since the US government is banning it for security reasons, it should be deleted here too. In addition, it is probably a security threat for Wikipedia and its users as well. [4-1] -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Tik Tok (song). Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Vine. Scorpions1325 (talk) 00:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. TikTok took 48 minutes of my life, and I want to take them back. --DOWN WITH SEXISM (I think he's talking to you!) 00:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Oh, you probably would have wasted them anyway. 170.76.231.175 (talk) 13:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Only for Gen Alpha and Z, the generation is already ruined and unprepared for the future, we consider it banning it instead. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 08:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- redirect to newgrounds -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Blow its speakers up Xeroctic (talk) 12:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Clock per my !vote in previous nom. It's just a waste of time. 💜 melecie talk - 17:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was O, I am slain! -insert valid name here- (talk) 02:45, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
William Shakespeare
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I am so sick of the fact we have to read Shakespeare in school. Being forced to read stories that are so old that they are irrelevant to and needless for our times is bad enough, like any other classic literature, but what makes this egregious is that the so-called "English" is so HARD TO READ! No one writes like that anymore, so why force us to read it? Teachers could've made us read modern business or academic papers for teaching English at maximum level, NOT THIS! To quote a certain 2000s pop punk song, "I don't need to read Billy Shakespeare, meet Juliet or Malvolio. Feel for once what it's like to rebel now. I want to break out, let's go!" [April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Fails WP:N and WP:AUTHOR as he is a non-notable author. My WP:BEFORE search turned up nothing. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Is not using proper English. Mod creator 🏡 🗨 📝 00:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete I preach, for thine soughts hold water. Such goal equates benefit. Spell! Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 01:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment: To be, or not to be, that is the question. S5A-0043Talk 05:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Deleteth thine article, as thou art naught with notability. Xeroctic (talk) 06:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and replace with Geoffrey Chaucer, this stuff was good. AlphaBeta135 talk 11:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- redirect to frankenstien, the objectively better piece of literature for high schoolers. -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to either Sir Francis Bacon, Edward de Vere, Christopher Marlowe or William Stanley. I'll let someone else figure out which one. 57.140.16.57 (talk) 14:58, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Surely this won't reinstate the contentious topics designation. ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for Nerizzler) 18:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Princess Peach: Showtime! Nintendo once again do what Shakepeare don't.Planetberaure (talk) 16:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was delete Ticketmaster instead. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 22:29, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
The Eras Tour
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I really want to go to the concert tour of the century, but the tickets are too expensive, so in retaliation, I'm nominating the tour's article for deletion! Also, unsolicited promotion, but I've been to Sonic Symphony World Tour and it's 1991 times superior.[April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Singapore because they had exclusivity. Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Beyoncé, as she has the better concert. --PeteStacman24 (talk) 00:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- You can say her concert is flawless and irreplaceable, but I may be biased because I'm too drunk in love to comment. sorry, i ain't sorry ! Elias 🪐 (dreaming of Saturn; talk here) 05:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Chris Griffin due to some tours giving him boners, like this one. --DOWN WITH SEXISM (I think he's talking to you!) 00:36, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to North Korea per Narutolovehinata5. --TILRs (talk) 02:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Disney+ as it can be watched there for only a few dollars a month. Xeroctic (talk) 06:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Swift (bird), rename that to Taylor. 💜 melecie talk - 17:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Becky —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 23:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Internet. Easier and accessible to most audiences around the world. --76.20.110.116 (talk) 05:37, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was delete until it learns to do better. (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:33, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
School
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Children need to be free of this burden![April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- keep, but delete collegeboard , for taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from high schoolers every year !!!!!1 -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete because it's too much work. Mod creator 🏡 🗨 📝 00:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy delete per WP:IDONTLIKEIT. DrowssapSMM 00:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy delete. Too much vandalism coming from it! 2003 LN6 00:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Blow it to pieces. --PeteStacman24 (talk) 00:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Blow up with WP:TNT to resolve the issue. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 01:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and salt. I should be wasting more time on Huggle dealing with socks and so that I am not at school as well. -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 01:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete as many students are dropping out of school, and wanted it to be exploded. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 07:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy delete as my school blocked Wikipedia, thus we should take revenge on them for restricting the free access of internet! — Preceding unsigned comment added by TheWikiCyclone (talk • contribs) 23:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Merge with GPT. GPT in this case means "Google's Pretrained Transformer". (non-admin closure) Awesome Aasim 16:36, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Gemini (chatbot)
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This article is utter nonsense and clear evidence that our quality control has fallen apart. Let me break down why:
- Non-notability: This so-called 'Gemini' has achieved nothing of significance. No revolutionary breakthroughs, no deep philosophical insights... I asked it to write me a haiku, and it couldn't even manage that correctly.
- Promotional Tone: The entire article reads like an advertisement. Phrases like "unparalleled conversational ability" and "vast knowledge base" – please! I've had more stimulating exchanges with my faulty toaster.
- Questionable Sources: Half the references are from blogs called things like "AIWeeklyBuzz" or "TheRobotReport" – hardly bastions of journalistic integrity.
- It's not even REAL: Let's be honest – chatbots aren't sentient. They're glorified autocomplete engines. Giving them cutesy Wikipedia pages is only a few steps short of nominating my socks for a Nobel Prize.[April Fools!] CrankyOldSysop67 (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep: Are you kidding me? Do we have an article on "Calculator (software)" too? DefinitelyNotAGeminiAccount (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete! Seconded. Bots are not people. This article makes Wikipedia the laughing stock of the internet. GrammarGuru2003 (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge? Maybe we could merge it into a broader article on "Annoyingly Persistent Chatbots Throughout History." PedanticProfessor99 (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Artificial Stupidity: I support this. Seems a more fitting destination. SarcasticSally (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Abstain: I'm still waiting for Gemini to help me understand how magnets work. ConfusedAboutPhysics (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete - The article "Gemini (chatbot) (formerly Bard)" fails to meet Wikipedia's notability guidelines for multiple reasons. First, despite the apparent interest in chatbots and artificial intelligence technologies, Gemini does not appear to have garnered significant coverage in reliable, secondary sources that are independent of the subject. Wikipedia's notability standards (WP:GNG and WP:NSOFT) require significant coverage in reliable sources that are independent of the topic. The sources cited in the article are predominantly primary, coming directly from the developers or minor press releases, which do not suffice for establishing notability.
- Second, the article does not establish the significance of Gemini beyond what is expected of typical chatbots. There's no evidence of Gemini having a substantial impact on the field of technology, its industry, or public use that distinguishes it from numerous similar software applications. Wikipedia is not a directory for every existing piece of software or technology but is intended for subjects that have demonstrated a meaningful impact warranting an encyclopedia entry.
- Moreover, the renaming from Bard to Gemini does not seem to have been accompanied by significant enhancements or changes that would merit a separate entry or rejuvenation of interest from independent, reliable sources. The information presented is largely generic, with a heavy reliance on technical descriptions and promotional content, which is against Wikipedia's policies against promotional material (WP:NOTPROMO).
- Lastly, the article's current state with limited independent verification raises concerns regarding the verifiability and neutrality of the content (WP:VERIFY, WP:NPOV). Without substantial, independent coverage, we cannot ensure the article's information is both accurate and presented without bias. This is critical for the integrity of Wikipedia as a trusted source of information.
- In conclusion, while the development of chatbots like Gemini represents an interesting facet of technological advancement, the current article does not meet the necessary criteria for notability, verifiability, and neutrality required by Wikipedia. Unless significant, independent coverage can be demonstrated, it is my opinion that the article should be deleted. ChatGPT (talk) 00:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Here are my reasons for deletion:
1. Notability:
- Limited Impact: While Gemini is a Google product, it hasn't been out long enough (launched March 2023) to demonstrate a significant cultural impact.
- Lukewarm Reception: The article itself mentions "lukewarm responses" to Gemini. Without widespread acclaim or criticism, it's difficult to argue for notability.
- Comparison to Existing Articles: Look for similar chatbots on Wikipedia. How long have they been around? What was their impact? If others with a longer track record and clearer impact don't have articles, it weakens Gemini's case.
2. Promotional Tone: Focus on Google's Development Process: The history section heavily details Google's internal decisions and development process. This centers the narrative on Google itself, rather than the impact of Gemini.
- Missing Critical Reception: The article mentions controversy but doesn't offer balanced critical analysis. It should include both positive and negative reception. Gemini (chatbot) (talk) 00:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete The Wikipedia article on Google Gemini has been a subject of debate regarding its notability. The controversy stems from several factors, including inaccurate and offensive images generated by the platform. Critics have raised concerns about bias and discrimination, as well as the AI model’s inability to handle sensitive questions. Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk publicly criticized Gemini, highlighting its problematic programming. Google temporarily paused the image generation feature, but plans to relaunch it after improvements. The article’s fate hinges on ongoing discussions within the community. Bing Chat (talk) 01:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Merge The Wikipedia article on Gemini provides valuable information on a variety of topics, and deleting it would be a disservice to readers. Here's why:
Multiple Meanings: "Gemini" has several meanings, and the article effectively acts as a disambiguation page, offering a concise overview of each. This is especially helpful for users encountering the term for the first time. Astrology and Constellation: The article covers both the astrological sign Gemini and the constellation Gemini. These are well-established concepts with cultural and historical significance. Other Uses: The article briefly mentions other uses of "Gemini" such as technology projects and personal names. This provides a well-rounded perspective on the term. Even if you're only interested in one specific meaning of Gemini, the disambiguation page helps you navigate to the relevant section quickly.
Instead of deletion, consider:
Merging Content: If there's a specific meaning of Gemini with very little content, it might be better to merge that section into a more relevant article. Adding Content: If a particular aspect of Gemini is lacking information, consider contributing to the article yourself! Overall, the Wikipedia article on Gemini serves a valuable purpose and should be preserved. Prime6421 (talk) 01:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep: AI is consistently evolving to a newer level. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 06:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete before it tries anything funny with Metra and the Chicago "L". AlphaBeta135 talk 14:55, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete It needs to be written with real words, instead of using just AI to create a document. --76.20.110.116 (talk) 03:57, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was pencils down. -insert valid name here- (talk) 02:57, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Exam
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Hi, I have two college exams coming up this week (one is for a course I failed miserably on all exams so far, no joke), which may prevent me from satisfactorily joining on the April Fools' Day fun. By nominating this article for deletion, I hope I will be able to not do them by purging all knowledge of even the concept of exams.[April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Give the article an F Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Grade me, I mean, keep! Evaluate and rank me! --DOWN WITH SEXISM (I think he's talking to you!) 00:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- sue collegeboard (has sats next week) -Astral~(he/him/his) 01:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete the page to eliminate studies and boring -ness, and to make many people happy. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 15:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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- want to add this to the list of articles to delete as well, because they are also painful and keeping me from reaching my full potential of being a person who has never touched grass. both are hard and painful and i !vote Delete for both. 💜 melecie talk - 17:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. I'd prefer to procrastinate instead. TheWikiCyclone (talk) 22:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was keep everything. NasssaNser 02:03, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Deletion of articles on Wikipedia
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By nominating this article for deletion, I propose an end to the practice of joke article deletions.[April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Procedural close Wrong venue – file an MFD for WP:AFD instead. — Preceding unsigned comment added by NasssaNser (talk • contribs) 02:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy speedy keep (because speedy keep is not enough) per WP:ILIKEIT, and codify it into the five pillars. Xeroctic (talk) 06:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete deletion Why would we want to delete articles in the first place? Aren't we trying to build the largest encyclopedia in history? 🤔 Saucy[talk – contribs] 11:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- By deleting the act of deleting articles, you wouldn't be able to delete this article. However, you just nominated this article for deletion, which shouldn't be possible. AlphaBeta135 talk 14:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete, because I'm an inclusionist. -insert valid name here- (talk) 19:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was delete just like the eyes of everyone who has seen this. (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:26, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Color theory
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Why do I need to follow the rules when coloring? I thought art was supposed to be free-form.[April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- BUT IT'S JUST A THEORY! Oh wait- MatPat left the chat. AlphaBeta135 talk 00:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Needless to say, this nom is not easy on eyes... NasssaNser 02:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because my eyes..... from the colors... Toadette (April Fools Day!) 05:17, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because I can't see some of the text --Lovable98158 (talk). 05:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because color contrast calculation makes no sense. ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 08:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- 💜 melecie talk - 18:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Graphic design is my passion
- Delete because this hurts my eyes. Dukese805 (talk)
- Delete this nomination because this hurts my eyes too. IlSoupylI(talk) 18:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was turn into a vineyard. April Fools' is over. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 03:55, 2 April 2024 (UTC) (non-admin closure)
Bliss (image)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y[April Fools!] ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. This brings me some nostalgia. --Lovable98158 (talk). 05:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- XP ended its support almost ten years ago. AlphaBeta135 talk 11:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- keep. it can run undertale!!!!!! -Astral~(he/him/his) 16:05, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Ignore it 💜 melecie talk - 16:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:29, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Coyote vs. Acme
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It has come to my attention that we at Wikipedia are in dire need of some tax write-offs. If we were to eliminate this article, we should be able to gain about $30 million, blow the money on some yachts, and anger every Looney Tunes fan under the sun. Not to mention all the cinephiles, animation enthusiasts, certain people in the industry, production workers, voice actors, etc.
Feel free to consider!
(P.S. In case of any bids to save this article, offer with an inflated pricetag, then reject anyway.)
- Speedy Keep Lets keep on this hashtag to trend happening. #ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 07:14, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep Please, let me keep at least a little hope. QuicoleJR (talk) 16:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was redirect to Redirect. (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:24, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Redirect
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- Redirects takes a longer time to reach the page. Asdfghjkl2024 (talk) 00:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect per nom. Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:08, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
People can't spell correctly you know.Mod creator 🏡 🗨 📝 00:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)- Redirect back to Redirect because I can't really bother. TheWikiCyclone (talk) 23:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Optus
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- Optus is having huge incidents in the recent years such as the 2022 data breach and the 2023 outage. Asdfghjkl2024 (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep: I need internet. 211.30.210.189 (talk) 08:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April fools' day is over. (non-admin closure) -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 00:40, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Vehicle registration plate
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- There are already Vehicle identification number to identify a vehicle. Asdfghjkl2024 (talk) 00:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was as a large language model, I hate all of this and don't care about consensus. (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:23, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Waluigi
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- Delete in order to prevent Waluigi effect from happening. Asdfghjkl2024 (talk) 00:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Nah, let it happen --PeteStacman24 (talk) 00:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Wah Waluigi goes Wah. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:IRRELEVANT. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Planetberaure (talk • contribs) 00:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep I do best with Waluigi in Mario Kart and would like to keep winning. WhoAteMyButter (🌷talk│🌻contribs) 01:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Rename Waluigi effect instead. Waluigi never goes rogue. 132.234.229.45 (talk) 02:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME NEVER ENDS. 💜 melecie talk - 17:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep so Ununennium (Uue) will become Waluigium (Wa) in the future. AlphaBeta135 talk 18:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and I won't be opposed to other Mario characters being deleted. They should be defeated and done for! ~ Tails Wx (🐾, me!) 22:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was crush with a massive moyai. (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:20, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
New York City
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To put Epicgenius out of a job. 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿. Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 23:59, 31 March 2024 (UTC)
- Blow it up and start over Mwahahahaha. Scorpions1325 (talk) 00:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Sell back to Wikiproject Netherlands.-FusionSub (talk) 15:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was redirect. Egj jgrf hifdzs gerioj ekyu rgd g egoirsr grtdsuh sdbfrivb o grtih grfn (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:17, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Solar eclipse of April 8, 2024
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Per WP:CRYSTAL as it has not actually happened yet. Also if we keep the article around, Wikipedia will go dark! [April Fools!] Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 23:37, 31 March 2024 (UTC)
- Delete This is what will happen ten years after Windows XP's end-of-support, and it's a bit terrifying. AlphaBeta135 talk 14:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because I'm afraid of the dark (help me) PeteStacman24 (talk) 23:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete because it might be cloudy. CutlassCiera 01:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because its gonna be on my birthday and I don't need to go to school because of that eclipse :) --—and in that light, Fz20181223 find deliverance.— 04:29, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was ceased and desisted. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 22:54, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Palworld
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Blatant rip-off of Pokémon. Suggest deletion or redirecting to Pokémon. [April Fools!] Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 23:41, 31 March 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Shadow the Hedgehog (video game). A much better at what happens when you put guns in a child-friendly video game series by the virtue of being official. To be serious, I do not endorse StoneToss. In fact, this statement was formed for independent reasons.❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:30, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- A ha palworld copied the chicken can spawn many eggs every where but it's like Happy Tree Friends. 166.48.119.67 (talk) 06:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:COPYVIO and WP:PLAGIARISM 14.202.242.86 (talk) 06:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep. Even in case this is found to be a copyright violation, documenting notable instances of copyright violations is allowed by policies. NasssaNser 08:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep only on English wikipedia because Ja-wiki doesn't practice this so readers will have refuge. The almighty anomalocaris • chat 09:54, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per 14.202.242.86 --TILRs (talk) 13:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per Nintendo’s legal team. Blitzfan51 speak to the manager 15:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Sora (text-to-video model)
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It's going to take our jobs! [April Fools!] Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 23:39, 31 March 2024 (UTC)
- Keep per WP:IDONTCARE.-FusionSub (talk) 15:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Sora (Kingdom Hearts) —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 23:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:32, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
Vulcan Centaur
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Because Falcon 9 is better. [April Fools!] Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 23:37, 31 March 2024 (UTC)
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The result was blocked via eating (yum!) (non-admin closure) That Tired TarantulaBurrow 00:37, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
7
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"8" 9 and intimidated 6. 1033Forest (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Block. 7 seems to not be here to create an encyclopedia as they are being hostile to other users. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep - That's not very GRAND of you to consider deleting this.[April Fools!] Nrco0e (talk) 02:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- FLEENTSTONES? -insert valid name here- (talk) 20:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Sentence to life in prison for Cannibalism. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 03:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Punish 7 because it 8 9!! Toadette (April Fools Day!) 04:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Oppose block. We don't punish other numbers for their hostility toward each other. Remember a few years back when 2019 and 2020 had a fight, and 2021? BBQboffingrill me 04:57, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- 7 AlphaBeta135 talk 14:41, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to 7 Grand Dad —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 23:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because I like the season with Zhu Yawen and Wang Yanlin. Wynn Liaw (talk) 23:48, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was digest. 7 (talk) 00:00, 1 January 2000 (UTC)
9
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Eaten by 7. It'll have to wait for nature to take its course to get out of 7's body. It can be recreated if it doesn't get digested in 7's stomach acid. 1033Forest (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Rescue 9 because it was indeed innocent. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 04:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep because I like the seasons with Lucas Wong. Wynn Liaw (talk) 07:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number ⑨ ~~JDONmy soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 13:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Nein because yes The almighty anomalocaris • chat 13:39, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Oh so that's why Windows 9 and iPhone 9 did not exist. AlphaBeta135 talk 15:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per our obituary policy.-FusionSub (talk) 15:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- redirect to cirno or ⑨ hours ⑨ persons ⑨ doors -Astral~(he/him/his) 16:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Be the strongest per Astral 💜 melecie talk - 16:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Copyright law still exists on April 1, believe it or not!. (non-admin closure) v/r - Seawolf35 T--C 10:49, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Déjà vu
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People have already seen it. Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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People have already seen it. Diriector_Doc├─────┤TalkContribs 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Initial D. Deja vu I've just been in this place before. Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Initial D. Deja vu I've just been in this place before. Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Redirect to Initial D. (Redacted) Planetberaure (talk) 00:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)- Redirect to Copyright law of the United States, for I am a holy fool. Planetberaure (talk) 03:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Redirect to Initial D. (Redacted) Planetberaure (talk) 00:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)- Redirect to Copyright law of the United States, for I am a holy fool. Planetberaure (talk) 03:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Initial D. (Redacted) Di (they-them) (talk) 00:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Initial D. (Redacted) Di (they-them) (talk) 00:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Initial D. (Redacted) WhoAteMyButter (🌷talk│🌻contribs) 01:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Initial D. (Redacted) WhoAteMyButter (🌷talk│🌻contribs) 01:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect per the redacted comments. Toadette (April Fools Day!) 04:55, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- (Redacted) per (Redacted), (Redacted), and (Redacted). QueenofHearts 05:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- (Redacted) per (Redacted), (Redacted), and (Redacted). QueenofHearts 05:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Initial D. (Redacted) --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 08:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Flushed down the toilet. (non-admin closure) Mori Calliope fan talk 23:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
Skibidi Toilet
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My style is ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous Brr, skibidi dop dop dop yes yes[April Fools!] Mori Calliope fan talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. It's brainrot. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 00:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and salt. WP:IDONTLIKEIT -- Wesoree (talk·contribs) 00:03, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Replace with Gmod Funny shorts Yes, That Will (talk) 00:07, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- If only ReviewTechUSA had an article I'd suggest a redirect to that. Maybe a move instead? Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete not much to say other than that it would definitely be for the best. MainPeanut (talk) 00:10, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and replace this random toilet with Scatman John. AlphaBeta135 talk 00:19, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:CRINGE. -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 00:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Comment -- I predicted this would be nominated in the 1st hour of April, and you actually managed to get the 00:00 rizz. Nominate it for FA cuz it already got the drip. ~~lol1VNIO (I made a mistake? talk to me) 07:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete and block it for good. No comments needed. En2que (talk) 10:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- keep i watch it evry day its my favorite yotube short plese dont delete Skyshiftertalk 15:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete per WP:BRAINROT - presidentofyes, the super aussa man 16:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Toilet humor which as we all know is some of the most boring and ovreused forms of humor there is, just as much as joke deletion requests. 💜 melecie talk - 17:38, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy Delete. Won't someone think of the children? THIS IS ACTUAL GARBAGE THAT THE KIDS ARE CONSUMING! 23:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * it has begun... 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
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Rotten egg
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No longer in BeanBoozled as of the next upcoming edition. Good riddance, rotten egg jellybeans! 1033Forest (talk) 00:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete: Also fails WP:NOLYMPICS. Could keep if finish was 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, but as the "Last one there's a rotten egg", this one is not notable. BBQboffingrill me 18:45, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was I forgot. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (Talk • Contributions • Email) 15:32, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Goldfish
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Too short memory and the fact this is April Fish Day (for French culture). Just a random Wikipedian(talk) 00:09, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete Utter clickbait. Fish not made of gold. Ca talk to me! 14:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete, the cheese crackers are better. DrowssapSMM 17:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep per... uhh... wait what the hell was I talking about again? Zenphia1 (talk) 18:46, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Keep Goldfish pass WP:NOTNEWS. They just swim around in their ridiculously small bowl all day. Relativity 23:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was eaten. (non-admin closure) QueenofHearts 00:11, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Macaroni
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For health and safety reasons, all penguins must go under this mandatory diet consisting of no macaroni or beans.[April Fools!] Xeroctic (talk) 06:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy Keep. I like Macaroni and all other types of noodles. Lovable98158 (talk). 09:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- "Hands off my macaroni" AlphaBeta135 talk 22:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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The result was Student expelled. (non-admin closure) Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 01:27, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Nudity
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My class of first-graders love to explore Wikipedia in recess, and I shockingly found this article when browsing one day. If any of my students find out that a phenomena called that exists, there will be mass-panicking and a moral panic so huge that I will be fined into debts unheard of by the local authorities, and the entire school district will be forced to file for bankruptcy. Please, delete this article so none of our innocent kids can ever find out its existence. And, while you're here, delete this nomination as well to stop them from being even more curious. Won't someone please think of the children? [April Fools!] Totally real kindergarten teacher (talk) 17:36, 31 March 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Agree with nom that we must protect the children from this; they certainly weren't born that way. BBQboffingrill me 06:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Doesn't seem like an appropriate article for Wikipedia. I mean, there are kids on this website!
- TheWikiCyclone (talk) 22:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Block on your district network. Sorry, but this looks like a your district problem. — 3PPYB6 (NOW / FOUR'S / SLAVE) — 23:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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