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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVqEXVbet1g] ou, peut-être, "la foulée de l'or"!! mais aussi ... le [[Joe Turner (jazz pianist)|Baltimore maître]] de boogie-woogie !! (a real gem)
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVqEXVbet1g] ou, peut-être, "la foulée de l'or"!! mais aussi ... le [[Joe Turner (jazz pianist)|Baltimore maître]] de boogie-woogie !! (a real gem)
"... you been diggin ma potatoes, throwin them peelins in ma yard..."
"... you been diggin ma potatoes, throwin them peelins in ma yard..."
:<small>Could it be it's those [http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/crooked-ostrich-farmer-martin-evans-2023537 ''birds of yours''] that have been diggin yo taties and throwin them peelins, hmm? I bet they're always hungry. Now, don't put your head in the sand, [[Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy|Mr 'eavens]], you know it's best if you [[Sheik Yerbouti|'fess up]]. [[User:PaleCloudedWhite|PC White]]</small>

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Peace is a state of balance and understanding in yourself and between others, where respect is gained by the acceptance of differences, tolerance persists, conflicts are resolved through dialogue, peoples rights are respected and their voices are heard, and everyone is at their highest point of serenity without social tension.


Martin, As you archive so regularly (unlike some editors ...) I thought that this would
a) Brighten up your page, and
b) Add a serious tone amidst all the hilarity.
All the best to you and yours –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard| 11:08, 24 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you. A lovely picture. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:03, 26 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]
I have made a little seasonal update - hope you don't mind! Martinevans123 (talk) 09:02, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Not at all. The snow has almost vanished.
A Christian feast commemorating the resurrection of Christ; the first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or next after the vernal equinox, neither earlier than March 22 nor later than April 25.
I hate this BST ... why can't we stick with good old GMT? (... it follows the sun after all)
Cheers!
Gareth Griffith-Jones – The WelshBuzzard – 10:27, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
now, I ask you, what kind of alphabetical (or significance) order is that?!!
Yours, aye John Lemon
Have always loved that record. Good compilation of photographs ... who is the geezer in the middle — at 1 min 32 secs? –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard| 20:28, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
For some reason, he always reminded me of Nixon!
Oh! Of course. I knew that really –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard| 20:47, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Hi there, please edit the opening para of Jeffrey Dahmer to read that he killed 'a minimum of 17 men and boys" as no serial killer is ever caught or admits to all his victims. Thank you. Hailypaige (talk) 06:28, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Could you not add that yourself? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:13, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Tyntesfield

I don't know. The article was expanded massively over Easter by another editor, who then asked me to look at it. The more we start editing it the more problems we are identifying. I would say change it to what the sources say.— Rod talk 19:13, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

OK. I could understand that as an easy mistake. Unfortunately, on that score, the source provided says nothing! My official NT guidebook, by Francis Greenacre, (substantially revised by Stephen Ponder, 2005), explains that he worked for his father-in-law (p. 10), but makes no mention of him ever working for his own father. Obviously he inherited only on his father's death, and would probably not have organised great works on the house before then.
I am quite surprised that the excellent NT guide (41 pages) is not used as the primary source for this article. In fact, it's not used once. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:22, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Lord Messam

Just created a new mento-bio for Lord Messam — only a few sources for this chap unfortunately, and one of them went off-line just as I was putting the finishing touches to it. Without birth and death dates, do you think it needs a infobox? and would you mind checking it for errors? Cheers! Hillbillyholiday talk 21:04, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks, I shall now perform the Most Holy & Ancient Heliopolitan Rite as I always do upon completion of a new Wikipedia article.
Well, just had a quick first go. Not sure if we need his or His to satisfy WP:MOS? Are any of the sources very clear? All we need now is a sample ..! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:20, 2 May 2013 (UTC) "Rhodri?" - you'll need to ask Dr Blofeld about that one...! [reply]
Ahh - as a youngster I saw Mr. Wilson play at Wemberley with the three lions on his chest. Sighhh. If only.. — Hillbillyholiday talk 21:41, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Haha! "That great footballing nation".... or, as it's known across the border, in wikiland... Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:46, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau to you too. I do so love that charming backwards-speaking thing you guys do.. Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod indeed! Hillbillyholiday talk 21:59, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"Nid yw hyn yn ffwcin facebook eich bod yn gwybod!" How very Aberdare you! -- I-Ranto

Edward Thomas

Hi Martinevans123. I replied to Biker Biker as follows: Thanks for message, Biker Biker. The book is a first novel, which is why the novelist is not notable--yet. The book has the endorsement of the Edward Thomas estate, extracts have been published in the Edward Thomas Fellowship newsletter and it was reviewed in the Times Literary Supplement last week. Author Linda Newbery, referred to later in the Edward Thomas Wikipedia article, has said of the book, '[Margaret Keeping's] writing is very assured and she has the necessary eye for place, detail, weather and seasons to write about Edward Thomas...I hope the book will reach the wide audience it deserves and feel sure that many others will enjoy it as much as I have.' She has also given permission for this quote to be used. I have removed the link, which I accept could be seen as promotional, and reworded the text. I think it would be great if some mention of the work was made on the Wikipedia Edward Thomas page. I would add that the author studied Thomas at post-graduate level. Springfever2013 (talk) 10:02, 4 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks. Could we discuss over at article Talk Page? Regards. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:05, 4 May 2013 (UTC) p.s. perhaps you know this author personally?[reply]

What can you trust if you can't trust dust?

Nuff said

Hillbillyholiday talk

"Little bit o' dust!? Little bit o' dust!?"... but then, I have been known to lock myself in the wiki-cellar before now.... yours, in anguish, "Old dusty socks"
..You gotta run5Loo Read
Who needs a Hillbillyholiday, when for a fiver you can have a much more relaxing OxycontinVacation? — Bad Boy Billy Burroughs
Tut tut. You know as well as me, "there's no such thing as a Naked Free Lunch!" yours, Dr Wu
Natch. Fortunately however, I do have a "Get out of jail free" card. — William Tell
FYI, I am quite vell up here, Herr Untermensch. The King zends his regards, ve get on rather grandly if you must know — His music is not exactly up mein strasse, but its just the right side of entartete Kunst — our Schweinhund postman keeps us quite informed of events.. —Adolf (nr. Mare Crisium, Luna)
Elvis? A hero to most but he never meant shit to me, you see straight out racist that sucker was, simple and plain. muddyfudge him.. — Carlton Ridenhour
..And John Wayne!!!William Jonathan Drayton, Jr
om-flipping-g... I actually got as far as Adolf... but really... William Tell on the moon indeed!?? you've had too much Swiss cheese, no doubt.
'ere mate, I 'ad that Dennis Washington D.C. in the back of me cab earlier on.... and a rite diamond geezer he was, an' all...!!

Chill thy beans

This has instantly become my new favourite phrase. I'm already thinking of getting a T-shirt made up with that as the slogan. A classic..!Hillbillyholiday talk 21:03, 7 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

My word, that "saucy young lady" looks a little hot to me. yours, BeanzMeanzHaricots

Paul Motian

I would say remove the list. It's a total WP:NOTCATALOG violation. Ten Pound Hammer(What did I screw up now?) 21:20, 7 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks. Should I approach the editor or should an admin? Martinevans123 (talk) 21:22, 7 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Try approaching first, then if that doesn't work, ask an admin. Ten Pound Hammer(What did I screw up now?) 22:03, 7 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

This is an automated message from MadmanBot. I have performed a web search with the contents of Howell James & Co., and it appears to include material copied directly from http://www.haslamandwhiteway.com/viewmaker.php?id=34.

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It is copied directly. But I have tried to paraphrase. These are mostly chronological facts. They just need paraphrasing less closely, but without destroying the chronology, if that is possible. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:12, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

But who shall stalk the stalkers? Guess that'll be me. "User contributions" is such a fertile area for someone like me, Here's a book source from the Catalogue of the British Section: Paris Universal Exhibition of 1867 which gives honourable mention to Howell James & Co. Hope it helps. Hillbillyholiday talk 19:47, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Of course it would help more if I gave you the actual link ! Hillbillyholiday talk
I think just pasting that link here is probably copyvio. But thanks! Martinevans123 (talk) 19:53, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Also a description of an exhibit (but no pic unfortunately) from the Official Descriptive and Illustrated Catalogue of the Great Exhibition [1] click 'next' mention maybe - it's page 397.
Feel; free to add all you want! MadManBot must find it more difficult to fight two separate editors? In fact... add loads more and get yourself a DYK! Those 140 women would be a good hook. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:00, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
A sensible hookline? Never again! The one I did for Ken Khouri was my first innuendo-free hook and only got a few hundred views.. I'll keep hunting down stuff though, and will add if you don't get round to it. Is this worthy? Report from Select Committee on the Silk Trade (1832), Howell James & Co. protesting about some restrictions (I think) [2]
Perhaps a little esoteric, but you never know! Martinevans123 (talk) 20:11, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Not sure about this snappily titled book, did they do the binding for it maybe? National Shakespeare Tercentenary. The Shakespeare Memorial Bust, by Felix M. Miller, (Professor of Sculpture, Government School of Art,) Published Under the Special and Exclusive Sanction of the 'National Shakespeare' and 'Stratford-on-Avon Tercentenary Committees, ' by Howell, James, & Co., Goldsmiths (1864) [3] Hillbillyholiday talk 20:15, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
How very intriguing. Were they also publishers? Martinevans123 (talk) 20:19, 8 May 2013 (UTC) p.s. am pretty sure they were jewellers to Queen Victoria, but have yet to find anything.[reply]
Good ol' Antiques Roadshow, that uranium glass was a new one on me. Hillbillyholiday talk 21:39, 8 May 2013 (UTC) yo[reply]
Neat edit. Yes, quite amazing - it even glows in the dark. Has quite a good article already, I soon found. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:50, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

SSICA

SSICA (Stick Sensor and Interfacee Control Assembly) is the acronym for the "centre stick" as it is properly known. Sorry I used American spelling. Thank you for your corrections.Languid Scientist (talk) 20:49, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, I see that it's also called that in the image caption - although most people would probably just call it "the stick top"! (and the bit that connects it to the avionics, the SSICA). I know that BritEng conventions are sometimes debatable for German sources. I see DIEHL use "central"!: [4] Martinevans123 (talk) 20:55, 8 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Musical interlude No. 2

[5] You know, Paris, Peru, you know, I mean Iraq, Iran, Eurasia, you know what am talkin' about.. what a genius

Yes! My parents weren't too into music and as a kid there were only a few random LPs in the house, but Innervisions was one of them, and that one is permanently in my imaginary "top-ten". I can even play and just about sing it. Altogether now..

"..When you get oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh off that trip.." —The Golden Wonder

sorry, was just "blissing out" to those hand claps on "He's Mistra Know-It-All".. one of the finest albums of all time.
...Hillbilly likes this


Videogames journalism's answer to Al-Qaeda

Miss Vans, please could you assist in sorting the categories out on this rather interesting article? Rev. Stuart Campbell This guy was probably my first hero, and definitely shaped my writing style, it was only after getting online that I discovered he's now a famous cybernat(!) involved with the Scottish Independence debate. It's nearly done, though I could venture up into the loft and hunt down some old Amiga Power magazines for a few juicy quotes. I seem to remember him comparing one game to the Sarajevo atrocities. I've been working on it since midnight and my eyes are going a bit squiff. Hillbillyholiday talk 12:28, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Well all the cats now seem to have been herded in there real nice an' purdey. But I see that he's about as much of a "Reverend" as Jon McClure! ... "could’ve been a contender.." Miss Martine Vans (talk) 18:01, 9 May 2013 (UTC)
Ha ha! Or is it Marti Nevans? That Reverend fella is an awfie nice chap once you get to know him.. Rev. Haltingcox
  • 9 May, 2013 at 5:03 pm Rev. Stuart Campbell says:
Crivvens, that’s awfully kind, but I had to ask for one Wiki entry to be deleted ages ago because it came under sustained attacks from vandals/stalkers, so I wouldn’t hold out hopes of it lasting too long unmolested…
That's very intriguing. I wonder when and how long it lasted. There's quite a few article writers about these days who actually crave the odd hapless vandal or stalker! Al's bro, Marti Nevins (talk) 18:47, 9 May 2013 (UTC)
Isn't it? He's way more (in)famous nowadays, but I don't think he minds courting a bit of controversy. This article [6] is pretty strong stuff, I wouldn't touch it with yours! He already has a dedicated unitroll called Longshanker who calls the Rev's site "Wangs Over Skintland" and he baited some forum nerds with this post (3rd down).. Hillbillyholiday talk 19:06, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
aah yes... "hope your cancer gets AIDS"... bless, I miss the lively "blog mentality" at such a refined website as our own, don't you?
Sounds just like my ex.. Hillbillyholiday talk 19:58, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Hmm, nice, Trowbridge has a lot to answer for, it seems. Makes your average uncivil wiki editor look like the village curate. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:05, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

It would seem that 83.67.217.135 is taking an keen interest for a good reason! (most recent edit!) Some choice quotes from 83.67 are "Oh, not this cobblers again." and "I'm in no way absolving myself of involvement in an edit war, I'm equally guilty and I openly described it as such." It's looks like User:Dreaded Walrus might have sussed out what's happening. Walrus then mentions: "It should also be noted that I used to edit the article myself, but took it off my watchlist in late 2007 after getting frustrated with it taking time away from other WP activities, and receiving an email from Stuart Campbell himself that was filled with ad hominem attacks on myself, Wikipedia administrators, and Wikipedia itself."

Then User:Stuart Campbell appears and lays it down smooth brother, it's worth taking a look, but here is a good one: "Wikipedia's dispute-resolution procedures seem to be as biased, hypocritical and generally unsatisfactory as they've always been, and it would save a lot of trouble all round if the entry simply disappeared altogether. It'd certainly make ME happier, but who the hell cares what I think? I'm just the poor bastard it's about, after all." and this is nice: "Nevertheless, I expect no sympathy or reason, because in my experience Wikipedia is staffed by arrogant jobsworths drunk on the power they wield over the encyclopaedia's hapless subjects." Another issue was that there was a murderer called Stuart Campbell unfortunately, as Rev. Stu notes: "It took a quite //extraordinary// amount of time and effort to get myself distinguished from the rapist and murderer Stuart Campbell, for example, with people re-inserting links to his entry from references to me several times even after the difference had been pointed out." Hillbillyholiday talk 01:47, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Good golly gosh this is a rather naughty (and perhaps the best ever) request for an unblock, from another likely Campbell ip — Hillbillyholiday talk
1st AfD vote: you miserable bastards! Hillbillyholiday talk
More socks than a chilly centipede, I reckon he'd fit in well here.. Hillbillyholiday talk
2nd AfD vote: [9]
This chap seemingly causes controversy wherever he goes. Quite marvelous. Not only did I need to wikilink him to 24 games, I discovered he’s been discussed on WP again and again (oh, and again:) [10][11][12][13][14] (and mentioned in a few discussions more besides. eg. [15])

Proof. If proof be need be. – Chris Morris (miner)

My word, you like to work the late-shift, don't you! Like a dog with a bone. Yes, it seems Mr Campbell, shrinking violet that he is, is no stranger to wikipedia. A lovely quote there about how this place works. And a very subtle reason for unblock. your mate Moggy
Indeedy. My sleeping patterns are somewhat erratic to say the least. Probably a remnant from my mis-spent youth. My record is 125 hours without kip (very long story), I used to do 100+ regularly. And as for the dog with a bone, I thought I was the most unpigeonholeable person going, but Wikipedia:WikiWolfcub pretty much nails it.. What a lovely morning! Might cycle down to old Hengles to take some photos. Hillbillyholiday talk 08:56, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
And we all thought you were just a silly Southern softy. Hope you enjoy chewing those fragile wiki slippers.
Oh it is a lovely place. The article is about 80% my work, it was in a rather poor state and it involved (gasp!) trips to the library. Another thing I learnt during my research, was that that Reverend prefers the company of lesbians as they the only ones that can outdrink him. This is something I have long observed, (my ex for instance! again!) I find them to be barkingly brilliant company on the whole. Coupled with his collection of traditional 'dad' presents, I think we'd all get on like a house on fire. — Lady Marchpane
"library"? Didn't they have those big heavy cardboard and paper sandwich thingies. I think we had one once, back in Victorian times, but luckily David Cameron has got rid. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:39, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Isn't it though? Eh? Do you remember? Small boys down the park.. Cor, Ryan Giggs, you know? Giggsy Wiggsy. Marvelous! You know? Uncategorizable! Is that a word? It is now! — Ron Manager [16]
Soft southern fairy? Ooo are you Pancho or summat? I thought I mentioned on Blofeld's page that I (Pinched — Ed) a policeman once? Not as good as the time my brother got nicked for "swearing at a police-dog" (verdict: Laughed out of court). He's quite the performer. If he keeps it up, he'll warrant a WP entry one day: A beat boxer with more originality than a squirrel playing chess. Pete can create the most thrilling, head bopping music, a beatboxing mastermind accompanied by trusty loop pedal and raw talent. Famous for his 'Rum'n'Bass'; RePete's stage presence and Pure genius for music always leaves the crowd screaming for more.[17]
  • I just had to use it elsewhere.. [18]
Arh, L. Ron Manager, the only football pundit I respect. But, hey, I must get down to "Sticky Mike's Frog Bar" more often.
    • So must I. He won't thank me for posting this link [19], the sound quality is atrocious, and it's a mere fraction of the live experience (where he might lurch from Korn to Benny Goodman to MC Skibadee in the space of 4 bars, or run into the crowd to nick some drinks and then drum (and smash) the glasses before his equipment falls over:) But it's a wee taster Hillbillyholiday talk 10:42, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
      • Great lyrics... no, seriously, very good. Looks like he's almost as "driven" as you?
        • Despite busking (duetting with tramps and toddlers, whilst wearing a horse's head, outside Lidl's, during the horsemeat hoohah) he isn't so keen on self-promotion online, so I'm gonna have to "manage" him a tad, if I ever move there..
          • The spirit of Ron Manager lives on! 'ere mate, that Book of Cameron looks like a right good read, beats that 'opeless "Book of Moron" by miles, ma sahn.
The wonderful Swannij. An odd place, they must be one of the few places left with a Wimpy Bar (they point-blank refuse to even countenance a McDonalds), where on NYE all the yokels dress up (and sometimes "fight the powers that be" if necessary) It's a 1¾ cycle ride from mine, there have been some incredible barndances in the old quarries, and I stayed the night in Tilly Whim Cave[20] with my ex once (she later said it was a ploy to put bats and adders in her head, damn! foiled again!).. ..However it's not a patch on my home turf..viva bos vegas!
The delightful explorer Eric Newby moved near there, and recounts a 1930s childhood holiday that he had there. He walked the exact same route we walked to the caves (quite a slog). Here is the story :) [21]
I don't care what you say about boozy lesbians, you won't catch me in any Tilly Quim Cave!! But have got a few of Eric's very good books.
(Sir Frederick Treves described Tilly Whim Cave as "reputed to be a smugglers cave, but in plain fact a disused quarry. It is approached by a dark, sloping tunnel, in the descent of which the women scream, while the men support them copiously. [Copiously?] Every available surface in this smugglers' haunt is carved with the names or initials of steamer people, while the ground is littered with their bottles, their egg-shells, and their paper bags." Obviously he wrote this while in his role as ambassador for Dorset Tourism..... PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 21:51, 13 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ha! Me n'all. I only went abroad once (twenty year ago) so quench my wonderlust with travel books. My first article was one. In Secret Tibet a fanciful Theosophical folly. My ex's sister ran the only club in Swanage, she used to get semi-locals like wossy and willy in there regularly.
Zoinks! I remember her! She actually looks a bit like the Reverend! stu versus huffty
I'd spot that turban anywhere...
That poor Tottie, it was a Postgate production (as cynical a program aimed at five year olds as you'll ever see, he must have been mighty peeved about something) that the BBC somehow lost the final tapes for. Good thing to. It culminates with Marchpane making a circle of fire around the innocent baby of the house, knowing full well that his plastic and ditzy mum will run in and save him. Which she does only to catch fire, exclaiming "ooh look at the pretty colours as she melts. The house then burns down with all in it. The closing credits rolling over the dollhouse-inferno. This rare clip [22](from 5:45 on) is just like Thatcher interrogating a young Charles Kennedy. Crazy.
My word, quite disturbing. Postgate sounds quite menacing at times. It seems to have had quite a effect on you, Billy. Still, psychiatry's loss is Wikipedia's gain, I'm glad to say. I'm a Pogle's Wood man myself. But another Peter Firmin masterpiece here, it seems.
Must have had an effect. Perhaps it wasn't (quite) as bad an ending as i just misremembered. The original Moomins scared the willies out of me as well. Especially that bizarre tune.
Ah, yes, Moomins. You'll need to (discretely) ask PCW about them, especially the ones in disguise. [23] - sounds better in the original Swedish!!
Mmm? How cryptic. You menace! That version is THE MOST FAVOURED PROGENY OF THE HORNED ONETM I was referring to this bjorky number: [24]
Hmm, yes, see what you mean... Father Abrahams goes ethnic maybe?
[Hurriedly searches own 'work'...] "Those mind-bending ethnic gremlins need never-ending ethnic cleansing"
All hail Google Books (!!!)

Sneaky new section

Been creating a couple of entries for some old mates. here and here. Not sure if they quite meet the standards. I've calculated that at the current rate, by next week my sensible contributions will have dropped to zero, and by next month I'll be actively vandalizing the place. Hurrah!

That's not chronological!! You can get indeffed for that!! Rochdale??
Notorious killjoy?
ooo... raw nerve, lol

Infobox aircraft occurrence

Type param has been deprecated, see discussion over at template talk. Ta. — Lfdder (talk) 19:41, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, for better or for worse. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:53, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Don't we all love a cryptic response. — Lfdder (talk) 21:58, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Especially when at the Edge of Sanity. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:02, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Eric Cantona

His Holiness Eriq Cantoniqi
note distinctive "free kick wall" stance

Did you know that Eric Cantona is really an ancient God of Easter Island ?♦ Dr. ☠ Blofeld 20:48, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

How statuesque. But then, even old Fergies make wonderful monuments to a long past age....? Martinevans123 (talk) 20:56, 9 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  • "When zee seagulls follow zee trawler... ...it is because zay think that sardines will thrown over zee edge. Thank you." —King Eric
"I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly
I don't never want to go to Burnley" [25]

Stuck in fuckin chickentown — Headless Mike (again) [26]

The "Spinose Ltd" roof never looked better (liquidated 1976)...

May 2013

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I must be unhinged.

Emperor Rosko

Just a note about the eBook publishing date. My original entry was based on his official website but was written in the past tense based on the assumption that they hit the predicted publishing date, some two weeks later. They may have delayed publishing for some reason and the two corrections made by the unregistered user may indeed be correct. However there appears to be no current evidence either way. Incidentally I met Rosko in 1997 or 1998 in the London studios of Country Music Radio. Merlin Network One used the studios for four hours on a Wednesday evening to broadcast a mix of vintage 60s (R Caroline) and rock (the late Tommy Vance) on satellite radio and shortwave radio; also sometimes streamed on the internet and rebroadcast on FM. Rosko was without his trademark fur coat, dressed head to toe in denim, and talked briefly before leaving. I'm sure I jabbered inanely as you do when you meet a hero. Keomike (talk) 16:03, 10 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I reverted because (a) anon ip (b) no edit summary, and (c) I could see no visible evidence, at the source linked, to show a change of date. Provided there is evidence, then I guess there is no problem, although I am still unsure as to what has changed in terms of content. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:20, 10 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

HIGNFY

Gordon Brown sent Fergie 35 Cds concerning the JFK assassination, and Ol' Fergal kept JFK's autopsy report by his bed.[27] I don't feel so odd anymore! Hillbillyholiday talk 20:28, 10 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Or so barmy? yours, in defence, Paul Harvey Oswald
It was the last thing I was looking into before joining WP, imho Peter Dale Scott is getting warm, on paper LHO was clearly a "barium meal" for US intel leaks,[28] but irl, well there were quite a few LHOs knocking about it would seem (besides yourself Paul), like MMM. But I am quite sick to death of the subject (for now).. Me? Hardly Oswald!
'ere mate, I 'ad that jazz legend Earl "Fatha" Hines in the back of me cab last night.... he kept wanting to take me for a "good old Ruby", what a krayzee kat!!!
You ever see the Bush clip? where he laughs as he says "lone gunman"... ... at a president's funeral no less! [29]
well, he was probably so amused that he'd managed to read all the words on his paper, in the right order. Amazing logic there about the "final and definitive say". Yours, still chewing it over, The President's Friend.

By the way, I got a new area for Works In Progress, on my userpage, if you want to add stuff. The Robert Tatin one is a mess of Franglais. Paul Britton will be am intersting one, but is low on facts yet. Hillbillyholiday talk 20:34, 10 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Mmm, your legless frog looks quite tasty! and I should know, I've had a fair few "upside-down tarts" in my time, I can tell ya, titter titter...

Thanks. My pet project. My first pet project involved 19 cats in a one-bedroom flat (true story:) Hillbillyholiday talk 13:25, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Oo, err, missus, you have so many dogs in the fire, don't ya dearie.
True Boscumite. That video I linked is all filmed within two hundred yards of my house. The bit from 1:35 on is typical Bostralian behaviour. The area has a unique "flavour"[30], all the fault of that Percy Shelley who's son owned most of it, requesting that his lands be used only for public good, which means a lot of rehabs, the place has been notorious since the mid 80s. Murder and mentalist capital of the south. I've had a few scrapes believe me! (no doubt you'll be hearing of them before too long (probably via email)) :)
Yes, Florence is quite an odd name for a guy, isn't it, especially for a sheriff!!
I may have a slight Conflict of Interest with this article. A while back, in a rare drunken moment, my mum let on that I was conceived in one of them beach-huts on the spit. In light of this revelation, I now consider myself to be the uncrowned King of Hengistbury Head, and indeed I can be found there on the night of a full moon, restaking my rightful claim to this territory. -- Smiley
Your Mum should have given you one of them fashionable sleb names - like the Becksprogs - maybe Hengey? Gisty? who knows, maybe even Doggie? yours in the ce-ment pond, Hill-Billy Beverley
My real name is Henglebert Hyperlink.
Lorcs!! ... please, release me!, lol.

Savile on 'This is Your Life'

I'm a little confused by your edit and summary here: [31]. Not only do you provide no source for it, but you imply that it may possibly not even have happened. Why are you adding it at all? AndyTheGrump (talk) 21:11, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Sources are easily found in a minute (sorry, the chilled Moscato was beckoning). They both certainly happened. Aspel's selective amnesia arose when interviewed on morning TV by Phillip Schofield after the scandal broke. Few slebs get two cracks at TIYL in UK - it's a rite of passage that marks Savile out as an especially loved media icon. If you think it's unnecessary chuck it out and I won't bother with the refs. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:23, 11 May 2013 (UTC) shame this one's a blog :[32], but this one is slightly better [33][reply]
[34], [35], [36]. Although they may not be WP:RS, they do demonstrate the truth of the claim. Ghmyrtle (talk) 21:51, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
.. is "cringeworthy {factorial}" a valid mathematical term? Martinevans123 (talk) 21:55, 11 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Musical interlude No. 3

If you've heard of this band already, well, I'd be a little surprised and if you've heard this song then I'd be most impressed. Fifteen years ago, I had to ring Rough Trade and get them to post me the remaining copy they had of the album this song is off. Great band, think a Velvet Underground who learnt as they went. Stick with it, it veers all over the place (in a nice way).. Hillbillyholiday talk 09:19, 12 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

(...sounds a bit like my editing style), yours, Johnny Brassica oleracea
A little bit old old skewl for ya: [37]. N.B. keyboards originally by Billy Preston! what ridiculous outfits. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:20, 12 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Well orrrllriiiighh.. Stones rock, natch, 'ere Keef where's them tins of peaches? That Raincoats started off all punky, that tune was off their 2nd, and by the third LP they were quite, quite glorious world fusion pioneers. Rotten, Cobain, and the magnificent Sonic Youth were all fans. This one is magic And to think when I first heard them, I thought the lead singer must be deaf!! Hillbillyholiday talk 12:48, 12 May 2013 (UTC) (Aphex Twin, of course, is the greatest genius these islands have ever produced music-wise. And anyone who says otherwise is will be called outside for a shin-kicking)[reply]
Just added Cobain's quote to the Raincoats article the rest reads: "They're playing their music for themselves. It's not as sacred as wire-tapping a Buddhist monk's telephone or something because if The Raincoats really did catch me, they would probably just ask me if I wanted some tea. I would comply, then they would finish playing their songs and I would say thank you very much for making me feel good." Cubby Broccoli
He's very good on the Sainsbury's Organic range, isn't he? And here's something else from the green-grocery aisle c/o Paul Julian Strohmeyer: [38] (... with one of the finest sax breaks on any pop record eva! innit) Martinevans123 (talk) 19:36, 12 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
One of those bands I always used to hear the name of but never got round to checking. Very "Prince-y" (a good thing, obviously) and my brother would love it, he's quite the slapper. Sweet video too. When the Terminator gets home from work and sits back in his favourite armchair, reminiscing about all the Sarah Connors he took out, or a casting his mind back over a particularly poignant programming subroutine he had to perform that day, then this is the tune what he sticks on the old gramophone. And when he gets up in the morning this one (the most beautiful techno song ever, he was like fourteen I believe!!!! 1985 you wouldn't uv thunk it Hillbillyholiday talk 20:00, 12 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Stunning vid, I'd say. Ah yes, Lanner's finest.. well, Limerick's anyway, apart from Mr Eurovision obviously.... yours, over-the-cliffs-and-far-away, Vera Limp
Best sax break? Best lyrics? Sweet video? Best "pop" song of all-time? Look no further. Terry's clockwork orange? — "Anyone got any Vera's? Lovely!"
p.s. have seen this fine band many times [39] probably too twee for you hardrocker, (sorry, no Vera's, but you're welcome to a hit off me Lebanese oil...)
Too twee? You're talking to the guy who started a stage invasion at a Belle and Sebastian gig. No mean feat. Stuart Murdoch thanked me afterwards for livening it up, and we talked about conifers. Hillbillyholiday talk 20:29, 12 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I thought TDC were very good, until I saw them live. Then I realised how brilliant they really were. Got all the albums, Hannon a genius, etc., etc. and that reminds me, "Father Jackum" has been mercifully quiet of late I must say [40]
"Is that gobshite never off the telly?"
Thought you would have preferred this Something for the weekend
y rhan fwyaf o anifeiliaid llid, drwy'r wythnos hir!!
Ha ha! Brilliant... ...(I think)
... we're just lanky refugees from the big dirty metropolis

Cantoniki

File:Cantona Statue.jpg

Hehe, an updated version!♦ Dr. ☠ Blofeld 11:38, 13 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Shame we don't get to see the "impressive warrior-like Gallic pecs" in this one. But I wonder if he'd be interested in this year's extended Norwegian transfer window? Martinevans123 (talk) 12:08, 13 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Honorary chocolate teapot award:

Awarded by a very charitable serious editor who wishes to remain anonymous: The full citation reads: "Experimental researchers in 2001 did indeed fail to successfully use a chocolate teapot they had made. Later research, however, by The Naked Scientists in 2008, showed that such a teapot could be used to make tea, provided that the walls of the teapot were more then one centimetre thick." A great honour indeed. Fruit-and-Nut (talk) 14:55, 13 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

To go with your chocolate teapot sir.. Nothing in this game for two in a bed
"Teddynator" looks useful...[41]

Feynman

Users are advised that watching BBC4 or listening to BBC Radio4 in order to assist in their contributions is frowned upon. It is far too easy, and our American cousins do not have access to such resources. Please stick to ITV in the future. Thank you. BeebBot


On the subject, I insist everyone in the world checks out the totes amaze docu-film Genghis Blues about Paul Pena, it features Richard Feynman shaman footage, plus a lot of incredible Tuvan Throat singing combined with the blues. Magic. Hillbillyholiday talk 19:54, 13 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, ya schmuck! Now the mind-reader already!! I remember watching those "Horizon"s and thinking, "jeez", this American-guy-of-Jewish-ancestry, is actually quite cool. It was only later I discovered Jackie Mason and so became an actual convert. These days I even converse here with St Dennis. I'll certainly check out that blues. I-player is so painfully useful, n'est ce pas? Martinevans123 (talk) 20:11, 13 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
They can be. That BBC Writers' Guide 'basket' sentence and the 'donkey' bit, were early humorous additions of mine Lo and behold, t'other day old Mark Corrigan himself quoted them on Radio4's The Unbelievable Truth getting a big laugh... The bastard. Hillbillyholiday talk
"Yo nigs. Is that a donkey in your basket, or are you just pleased to see me, vicar?" fnaar.. fnaar... I am obviouisly frequently guilty of trying to tart up wiki-rubbish to make it grammatically correct wiki-rubbish, Unless one has a copy of the "The Green Book", one should be banned from editing that article... or do I sound like I'm ranting again? "go-on, go-on, go-on, go-on...." .. yours, Martha Conan Doyle the Barbarian
What you talkin' about? The Undertones are all well and good, but the overtones is where it's at.."Yo nigs. Is that a donkey in your basket, or are you just pleased to see me, vicar?" — Whassat? A Zappa lyric or summat? :)
.... this album suddenly springs to mind, for some unknown reason...
Genius.

Musical interlude No. 4

At the risk of turning your page into a wiki-jukebox, it really doesn't get much better than this Hillbillyholiday talk 10:18, 14 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Hmm, hmm, hmm. Sweet daddy-oh... that sure do sizzle. "When it comes down to love you're a horse". (allegedly)
I love Frank Sinatra. You love Frank Sinatra. We all love Frank Sinatra. And why do we love Frank Sinatra..? Because he’d kill us if we didn't.. — Jackie Mason
"I only saw him in the audience when he started to interrupt my act calling me Jew this and Jew that. I put him down and the audience started applauding me because they thought he was being obnoxious." Later that night, three bullets were pumped into Mason's Vegas hotel room, shattering the glass doors and lodging in the mattress of his bed. But naturally, the police saw no reason to pursue an investigation. "I knew that Sinatra owned Las Vegas when the detectives there made me the prime suspect and asked that I take a lie-detector test," said Mason, adding, "I have no idea who it was who tried to shoot me. After the shots were fired, all I heard was someone singing, Doobie, doobie, doo.."
Now that is funny. And that looks like a very useful addition to a certain wiki article. Although I'm sure someone would claim WP:UNDUE... and you wouldn't weant to argue with them, would you? I was driving on the motorway last year when Mason came on the radio in an interview. I had to pull onto the hard-shoulder I was laughing so much. I find his humour utterly predictable and yet still utterly hilarious... yours, honest, officer
and here's the song that should have won: [42]
"Granny Crack Cracks?" Who on earth keeps putting this garbage on the front page? -- Hillbillyholiday talk 13:12, 21 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
He's probably been out "on the lash" all night, fnaar, fnaar. And listen here sonny - GrannyCrackJacks is a very talented editor and I will not hear a word said against her! Martinevans123 (talk) 13:27, 21 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Mmmmnice! Reminds me of this
But natch. "Call the cops" (before I step on you again). U is one sik niggah innit, etc., etc. Nissan Lycra [43]
[44] 1970?? certainly blew my mind when I heard it about 10 years later... still one of the finest albums I have.

You are going to love this ...

You already know that roads and motorways are all on my watchlist. I have just reverted you lady friend on the M62 page with this edit summary ... Undid revision 555244265 by J3Mrs (talk) IP editor is correct ... you are muddling with your easterly and westerly orientations. ... wait for the proverbial to hit the fan in my Talk page office! –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|20:04, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

You ought to know that the Pennines in fact stre-e-e-e-tch as far as Scunthorpe, a'ppen lad. I just can't spot Leeds on this map!! Martinevans123 (talk) 20:31, 15 May 2013 (UTC) p.s. but I could not possibly comment, as I'm still serving up chocolate-flavoured tea in my office, sob.[reply]
Ha,ha! Knew that would get you there ... nice there ... but expected a wind-up ... oh, no. Another one –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|20:53, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I'd suggest that you step back before you get to seven reverts each. But I shan't be intervening this time, I can assure you. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:02, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Good advice from a man who has sworn to walk away –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|21:11, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
As you know, when it comes to sources, I have very refined tastes, yours, "l'inclusionist"
... whereas I am known to be a tartare around this place in my athletic cup –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|21:37, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
hahaha, very good! Do take care, MrsDoyle's tea-tray has quite a sharp edge... Martinevans123 (talk) 21:48, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Wondering if the good lady is shapely herself –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|21:51, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Oh, you've corrected it ... my last doesn't make any sense now. But just had a premonition that she will be watching all of this now that the "echo" system throws up any mention of your user name onto your topline –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|21:59, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
A quite darstardly plot, Gareth. Your deviousness knows no bounds. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:23, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
You are going to love this ... too –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|19:21, 17 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

RIP "Father Jackum"

Heritage materials of a bygone age

A momentous day. "Maybe we're seeing another side to Father Jack, a more caring and considerate..." [45]. But everyone is pleased, I think. And rightly so. Thanks to the ingenious Mad King Dennis and his crafty new account name regulations, we mere hod-carriers can all now benefit... no more "Full Manchester Stretchers", but instead just much smaller blocks.... we hope. Yours, building for the future, and Keeping Government Local.

Hear, hear! I gather that dear Jackum had to apologize for all his past misdeeds to accomplish this Perrin-esque feat. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 23:28, 18 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
B'Gorrah, 'tis a miracle, I tell ya! And those charming rural weekend breaks can be very appealing at this time of the year, even without any phantom canoeing accidents...
"Phew!" What a way to start a Sunday. I'm off to make my breakfast
Cheers!
Gareth Griffith-Jones|The Welsh Buzzard|—07:41, 19 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Just take it easy on that Guatemalan gold! Martinevans123 (talk) 09:28, 19 May 2013 (UTC) ... and just watch out for that "controversial bone" (- your friend on the pampas)[reply]
Delicious coffee ... and Eric wins the match ... (on disqualification!)
Well, I reckon George "crybaby" Cannon is just the man to take over from the other George.
Almost sincerely,
Gareth Griffith-Jones|The Welsh Buzzard|—11:56, 19 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Indeed. Caution is certainly advised when partaking of such 'medicines'. One might start seeing things.. .micro.dot.cotton (talk) —Preceding undated comment added 23:30, 13 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"Corbett, it's always bloody Corbett..."
oh, yeah, sure, "Dotty", who are you trying to kid??
Great "socks" alive, I am indebted to Uncle Sinebot. Bring on the Taftas!
Well done!
Gareth Griffith-Jones|The Welsh Buzzard|—09:15, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
[reply]
"You only fit double glazing once, so fit the best, fit Everest" - Ted Moult .. {{tears}}

If you keep reverting my changes you will be in violation of the 3RR rule. I don't want to get drawn into an edit war with you, but you should seriously consider whether Duvitski's latest TV appearance (on a minor digital channel) really warrants a separate paragraph and extra 'context'. Why is it more important than any of her other TV work - much of which is far higher profile (e.g. One Foot in the Grave), but only included as part of a list? Smurfmeister (talk) 08:43, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I’m not sure that I “keep” reverting your edits. Your first edit removed the films and the only current source. Your second edit restored the source but again removed the films. I would argue that the latest TV appearance warrants slightly more detail because of its recency. But I am not opposed to a bit of trimming it a little. Why do think that the films are worth no mention at all, in such a small article as this? Surely as you made the first edit here you will violate 3RR before I do? I am trying to preserve the status quo until a consensus can be reached. If you feel that strongly, perhaps you could open a discussion thread on the article Talk Page? Martinevans123 (talk) 09:03, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I have. Perhaps the films could all be mentioned together, rather than singling out a couple of them in a separate paragraph? Smurfmeister (talk) 09:30, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
And I have commented there. Most actor/actess articles group TV in one place and film in an other, so that would be a very good idea. I think we ought to try and find a few more sources also. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:46, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

John Peel and Michael Palin, schoolmates in Shrewsbury School

Thank you, Martin. Another good reference, indeed. I have an old discussion with MarnetteD about Palin and Peel being friends at Shrewsbury. If you see "John Peel's Record Box" all the people there are members of his family or people form the radio and music business. Michael Palin is there for being friend of him as a child or even longer. I want to state that: they were schoolmates. Even Palin describes John at his room listening records. Regards, --190.45.86.154 (talk) 22:41, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, although I think he saw Palin more as a "fellow inmate" than a friend as such! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:49, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
OK. It can be said that way: "fellow inmate". It's good for me. But I want to show the relation. Regards, --190.45.86.154 (talk) 23:00, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Well, that's just my interpretation of Peel's narration. I quoted the full extent of his reporting of Palin in his book. Peel was three years older than Palin, although, as he admits, Palin was a good deal brighter. (My word, judging by your ip address, you are a long way away! It would be a good idea for you to create a username maybe?) Regards, Martinevans123 (talk) 23:09, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I live in Chile. That's right. And I use an IP because I speak spanish and I think I can not do a great job collaborating with the English Wikipedia. If in spanish discussions about articles are long, in english would be worst. Arguing in english is not easy for me. But I found that relation and I thought it would be nice to state it in both articles (Palin and Peel). The relation did exist. Many wikipedians think IP collaborators and vandals or pirates or such. Not me. Thank you, anyway. Bye, --190.45.86.154 (talk) 23:46, 20 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

It's clear that you are no vandal! And that's your choice entirely. But some editors are very suspicious of ip edits and are not always tolerant of mistakes in the written English. You might find that you'd have an easier time with a user name? I'm sure you would be a very useful resource for articles about Chile. I personally think there is far too little interchange, on a day-to-day basis, between en.wiki and the other language variants. By the way, your written English is quite excellent and much better than that of many British people! Adiós y los mejores deseos. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:34, 21 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Britten

So sorry to have trampled in hobnailed boots through your recent additions. Incompetence rather than malice, you know. I'll be sure to check the accidental deletions before I've finished my overhaul of the bio section. Tim riley (talk) 19:15, 23 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

No worries. Thanks for your note. I just thought the sooner the fikm got a mention, the better. Petroc T was on about it the other morning. Cheers. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:17, 23 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

300

People above 300 article edits are not immune from anything, nor are people below 300 article edits. You may comment on me all you like, but it would behoove you to not misrepresent my words. People with less than 300 article edits don't get to tell at least three admins what they can and cannot do, since they don't know what admins can and should and might do. It's like an adult taking advice on anything from a kid that can't wipe their own ass yet. And note the "like": simile. And if such editors keep taunting and taunting, and do little else but rant and rave about "abusive admins", then at some point the atmosphere is too toxic for collaboration. Personally, I don't care what DanielTom has to say about me--I have taught freshman comp for over a decade, I've heard it all before. What you find worthy of your time and effort there, I don't know and I won't presume, but I think you know very well why they were blocked. Guantanamo? Please. Happy days, Drmies (talk) 00:23, 24 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, "like". But not that much like I'm afraid. Perhaps punishment works better when it's unannounced? I'll get my orange suit ready, just in case. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:06, 24 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Am also trying to fathom this edit [46] which was made after User:DanielTom's access to his own Talk Page was revoked, and what was the evidence to support that edit summary? I don't think that kind of "justification" is really appropriate, do you? Martinevans123 (talk) 07:33, 24 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
(Martin, you should know by now that "there's NONTAS queer as folk"... PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 07:59, 24 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Maybe we can get down to less than 300 by the end of the year? Martinevans123 (talk) 10:15, 24 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Hillbillyholiday talk 12:14, 24 May 2013 (UTC) -- An all time classic from 2009.. Hullaballoo has just been wrongly blocked for sockpuppetry:[reply]

  • ({unblock}) I'm sorry. This is Kafkaesque. -- Hullaballoo Wolfowitz
  • You say you are Kafkaesque, if you are User:Kafkaesque you need to need to make this unblock request in this account name. — Sandahl
'ere mate, I 'ad this travelin' salesman fella in the back of me cab last nite, a Gregory Samson, or summat... said 'e was late for work. Wouldn't pay 'is fare neither - reckons 'e was transformin' into a giant "admin" or summat. Used up a whole can of "insecto-kill" on him, too. Or maybe it was a dung-beetle. These crazy Czechs, eh? you just can't trust 'em, can ya!
and as if by magic... [47] it's all here... "brown German cockroaches" (just like that Kafka guy!)... " sweet-laced traps" (sounds like WP:GA to me)... and even Dennis's back yard. Omg| It all fits! chilling
What an earth are you doing reading scientific documents? You'll warp your mind. Stick to the classics. -- Prokop Diviš
"..ancient leprosy-ridden priests whose blessing he needs before the Spartan council will authorize going to war." .... sounds like another RfC brewing to me!
.. good luck, y'all, in reeling in Daniel Tom to a tasty RFC/U. Yes, you certainly put him in his place there already, didn't you. And got your point straight across, no mistake. A great potential... now lost. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:26, 25 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
... I've never been so behooven in all my life, or even behoven, or is that maybe behoofen??

Woolwich and WP:BLPN

Good morning Martin. Just to let you know, your edits are under discussion at WP:BLPN, and I might be about to criticise your behaviour (mildly) there. --Demiurge1000 (talk) 22:15, 26 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

What a surprise! And it's only 11.40 pm here. Criticise away. An anonymous ip editor has led to believe that I may be blocked. I have no problem with that. Thanks. But should I leave an obligatory ":p"? Does that also feature in WP:BLP? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:24, 26 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
The idea that you "may be blocked" is very amusing, but I don't lend it a lot of credence. I'm not sure exactly where unregistered editors like this come from... but I have a few opinions I won't repeat here :) --Demiurge1000 (talk) 23:23, 26 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Let's all live in lovely Wiki-Narnia land, where no-one is guilty until they get sentenced in court. But, if you happen to drop off in a timely fashion, like good old Uncle Jim you'll always be innocent in Wiki-land. Yay!! Martinevans123 (talk) 23:29, 26 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
This particular IP editor comes from Cleveland, OH. Hum...looks like much to do about nothing...sometimes the best response is no response.--MONGO 00:09, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks, MONGO. Yes, you're right, very wise words. Not sure I should have even bothered really. But it is still quite an interesting (and very broad) issue, isn't it. It seems that ip editor has some deep inner conflict going on over this, as they are making some very self-contradictory statements. (But a clever way by Bbb23 to close a fruitless and awkward thread, I thought. Big up to him. (who said that?) Martinevans123 (talk) 00:14, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Looks to be an IP here for the purposes of drama. I don't know what more can be said...the guy is standing there in the street, confessed to the crime, his hands covered in blood with what appears to be the weapons used in the crime. The only thing that isn't available is someone actually capturing the entire incident on digital...or has one turned up?--MONGO 00:21, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I guess they must have sacked their camerman at the last minute. Or maybe he ran off when he realised what he was doing? I'm glad for the family that such footage does not seem to exist. What we have is horrendous enough. Martinevans123 (talk) 00:27, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, I agree 100%...we already know what happened. The reactionary approach that this IP coward used trying to drag you to various noticeboards is one of the things that makes this website stink sometimes. Even worse is the number of clueless admins that don't seem to know what a ban evading IP troll looks like.--MONGO 00:44, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Gosh, I'd never say "ban evading IP troll guilty of disruptive forum shopping" - I might get taken to ANI. Martinevans123 (talk) 00:52, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Now now. 76.189.109.155 could be a very quick learner. Lots of people leave edit summaries like this on their first day: (removed all POV and promotional language and condensed to encylopedic summary and tone. WP:COPYVIO - the content removed was a copy and pasted PR release. Corrected cite formatting and EL link) -- Hillbillyholiday talk 00:58, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I am amazed by Bbb23's patience and civiity. If you look at Bbb23's talk page, you'll see he's now being asked to remove hurtful comments posted at the wrong time by MONGO. I'm afraid any respect I had for that ip editor had now dropped to zero. Martinevans123 (talk) 01:02, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, I shall have to be more careful how I disseminate the facts. Luckily, such users have a plethora of clueless admins to aide and abet their disruptiveness (either that or they're too kind as might be the case with Bbb23). Tis best I never become an admin again...I was always well known for typing the obvious, regardless of the consequences.--MONGO 01:05, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Meh..the IP is a busy little beaver...[48]--MONGO 01:37, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Seems only a few days between efforts to get someone sanctioned...somewhere...a cursory glance at the editing history indicates trouble.--MONGO 01:56, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Mongo, even though I don't know you and have never crossed paths with you prior to this evening, it appears that you are obsessed with me for some inexplicable reason. I base this on the fact that almost all of your past 10 edits have been personal attacks about me on several different pages, even though I've made no such comments to you. My wife wanted me to let you know that it appears that the maturity level of our toddlers now exceeds yours. But if you are proud of your behavior and this is how you choose to spend your time, we'll let your comments speak for themselves. We have little doubt that you will continue hurling your insults and accusations, and wish you the best of luck with that. --76.189.109.155 (talk) 02:46, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I can feel the love....hugs and kisses!--MONGO 03:43, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes wonderful, isn't it. And talking of "hurling insults and accusations" can the ip please show us all where he made two requests for me not to post on his Talk Page? And also explain why? It seems that polite and legitinate questions, that I post at his Talk Page, about what he has said about me, must be rapidly deleted. But the ip feels at liberty to come to my Talk page and start arguing with you. Maybe his wife should take over? I'm sure she could not be any more provocative patronising. Hang on a minute.... maybe she has. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:54, 27 May 2013 (UTC) p.s. I have nothing against anon ip editors, but I do have a problem with those who pretend to be new users.[reply]

Morning! It would seem that the Kafkaesque-merry-go-round never ever stops. Seriously, what the bloody hell am I doing staying up all night formatting references? On a lighter note, this new Jimbo-thread may provide an interesting diversion. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 09:06, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, so, you admit it! Half of those ref formats are in strict contravention of BLP!! It's time for you to become an anon ip editor from Ohio and tell us about your toddlers. But I'd advise against posting any pictures on Commons. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:14, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
That IP is nothing but a drama magnet....I used to never engage those without a username unless I was warning them or blocking them. I'll have to remember that old personal policy of mine.--MONGO 20:39, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
A wise policy. Yes, it seems to me that some ip editors are no more than a complete and utter waste of time and dressed up as loyal defenders of wiki policy. All-in-all, they are simply trouble-making trolls. But, of course, to give such a frank opinion, risks the bizarre accusation of being "a bully". What a shame. Perhaps our friend from Ohio would like to add the disgusting murder of Lee Rigby to this article, in case we infringe the precious "human" rights of the sick animals responsible? Martinevans123 (talk) 20:47, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
You big bloody bully. -- 86.160.28.75 (talk) 20:52, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ah-ha, a suburb of Ohio in deepest Hampshire, no less. lol. ...no, wait,.... please, no.... I beg you... not the toddlers!!!
C'mom kids! Join in y'all! You know Dubstep really kicks some wiki-ass: [49] !!
Totes amazeballs!! But dubstep is so last Thursday, gramps.. Mary-Lou, quit yo' fidgetin'!
superb track, yes, it does sound like Miles Davis' "Autumn Leaves" (1958) e.g. [50].
So for Jeebus sake, obey roolz even if teh mods awr bad cuz this Ceiling Cat does want, dat yu pwn trolls, cuz youer teh paws of Ceiling Cat. Has hugs teim wit every1 and listen to Ceiling Cat. -- 1 Peter 2 LOLcat Bible
"Listen to ppl who are less n00b than u". I find cultural exchange so incredibly sort of, you know, spiritually enriching - don't you, Camilla? Why bless you, my good man.
Britain is such a hive of wonderful music, it's hard to keep up with all the new genres.. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 22:06, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
And there's me thinking it was just a hive of knuck-dragging malice. We're all big fans of thedailymash.co.uk here. But I think you'll find that bumfunking is a very severe contravention of WP:Biography of Funking Persons. Yours, "always watching", The Troll-Central Scrutinizer.
[51]
omfg, am now on floor laughing, it just had to be said!! lol..
I insist you stop this silliness immediately

[52] I know it's only a pop song, but Marlene has a lot to answer for.... on the wall?

AN/I notification

Hello. There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. Thank you. --76.189.109.155 (talk) 22:44, 26 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you for your notification. I had thought that you might have first invited me to discuss the matter further at WP:BLP/N. Or at least have answered the questions that I directly asked of you at Talk:2013 Woolwich attack. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:53, 26 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Britten again

I have pretty much finished my contributions to the biographical section. User:Sjones23 has undertaken to overhaul the music section so that we can get the whole article up to FAC level in time for the centenary. Meanwhile, if you care to look in and amend or add to anything I've written, please dive in. Tim riley (talk) 17:30, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Many thanks, Tim. I think I've already slipped a few edits in when you weren't watching! I'll try and take a look. Cheers. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:34, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Paul Motian

Do it. Ten Pound Hammer(What did I screw up now?) 19:44, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Haha, that looks very autocratic. But I shall, thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:50, 27 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Talk:2013 Woolwich attack

I understand and accept your explanations. It's OK. - Joxemai (talk) 05:57, 28 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:19, 28 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
G'day! I'm glad to see you're on the Woolwich thing! Keep an eye on it for a few days, will you? I'm going "up the country" as they say.... My Reverend Sister is being inducted into a new parish. Amandajm (talk) 23:13, 29 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
That's lovely news and I hope it all goes well. Of course, I can make no promises and I can accept no brief. But the article seems to be going largely along the right lines. I'll certainly keep an eye on it. I was wondering, is this anything like our Father Ted? lol Martinevans123 (talk) 23:20, 29 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

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Not sure which of those to choose, if any. That is not a tyoical DAB page. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:58, 29 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Don't worry if you see these little people on the Paris Underground, forever rhythmically clicking their fingers.. they're just metronomes! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 23:52, 30 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

The "M" word!

I think it is best we avoid the "M" word for those m*&%$rous now charged subjects of extreme concern. The US is so violent a place, even the mighty MONGO is timid about going into some areas...and my impression of the UK is that everyone there deplores violence so much that its a rarity. Admittedly, this action was particularly violent anywhere, even in the US. In perspective, we just finished the saga regarding the Murder of Travis Alexander, which has that nasty "M" word in the title! Anyway...check out the talk page archives if you're bored to see discussions about whether the article title should include that word.--MONGO 23:59, 30 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Very good advice, thanks. And from a surprising source. Good job my rhetorical quesions are only retrospective, eh? Don't worry, never bored. Just drowning in the sub-judice niceties of our mid-Atlantic jurisdiction. And nowhere near Ohio socks, funnily enough. Martinevans123 (talk) 00:11, 31 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I don't know if it's just who is editing what page, or if the fact the reporting in the US is more free to use some terms. I was checking the page history of the Murder of Travis Alexander article and it appears the "M" word(!) was in the title long before the jury had rendered a verdict, as the talkpage discussions would also show. I would defer to what someone such as you felt was best for an article in your country as that is the proper way to do it. If the mainstream press in the UK is caling the act "M" or the perpetrators "M"-ers, then I don't see why they can't be called that in the article body and title as well. I'm thinking there may be some over cautious reasons to not speak plainly.--MONGO 00:21, 31 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
That all sounds very sensible. The BBC has been plainly reporting about an act of murder for some time. But they are careful to refer to the two men as "killers". This strikes me, as I suggested on the Talk Page, as a lingusitic nicety. If you go to that article and you see the 17 examples of the word "murder", even though it's not in the title, you very quickly come to a reasonable conclusion as to the identity of those responsible for that act. I'm very surprised that no policies - even simplistic ones - have been agreed on this, e.g. once proceedings have started, the word murder can be used only in an article title if it is qualified with "alleged" or "supposed", or whatever. The addition of the sub-judice template would act as a fair warning. Or else a blanket use of "The killing of", which allows for wrongful conviction and later appeal. Yet I think we like to accord these pages a little more weight that they really deserve. I'd imagine any prosecution counsel in the UK would very easily persuade a jury that our wonderful objective rule-bound encyclopeadia consists of nothing more than a series of slightly hoity-toity chat rooms, only half of which are meant to be on public display. Or maybe I'm just being cynical. Lucky we have a wonderful "collegiate community" here and that none of us ever feel like this guy. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:45, 31 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ha! From your edit summary, I thought you were this chap –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|08:55, 31 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"What?! A whole pint?!" Martinevans123 (talk) 08:58, 31 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"That's an armful." –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|09:01, 31 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

A barnstar for you!

The Copyeditor's Barnstar
Great copyedits on Gwennan Gorn. Thanks! Doug Coldwell (talk) 18:08, 4 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
A fascinating article on a subject that I had never heard of. So many thanks to you! And an article of a very high standard for DYK. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:12, 4 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
You must be from Wales as you seemed to know Welsh words that as an American I did not. Pass the article onto your Welshmen / Welshwomen.--Doug Coldwell (talk) 18:21, 4 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I'd be pleased to do that. Cheers. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:39, 4 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Perhaps you should hand this barnstar back? -- Hillbillyholiday talk 23:08, 4 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
To paraphrase another maestro, I'm using "all the right lettters, but not necessarily in the right order". How dare you suggest there's anything rough about the saintly Ms Widdecombe! Martinevans123 (talk) 07:23, 5 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Forget KW's outrageous accusations of "grooming", it's stalking you'd better start worrying about. Apparently there are some new articles that are strictly off limits to any other editor. Or just me anyway. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:44, 5 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ha, the lady doth protest too much methinks..[53] -- Hillbillyholiday talk 13:07, 5 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Or maybe I need to call upon the services of other editors, like Chase me Welshies, I’m the RSM!!
He's taken if that's what you mean! I've already had the privilege of glimpsing inside his boudoir though.. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 15:05, 5 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I'm quite sure this sort of thing never happened at Encyclopedia Brittanica -- Hillbillyholiday talk 15:05, 7 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
How lovely, Jimbo looks quite enraptured, doesn't he. Then again, maybe it's a just load of old b*ll*cks. The Old Wrinkled Retainer (talk) 16:52, 7 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ha ha! Careful there Mr. Nerdrum, you'll have someone's eye out with that. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 17:14, 7 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Cite episode

I thought you might like to know about {{Cite episode}}; see, for example this edit. Andy Mabbett (Pigsonthewing); Talk to Andy; Andy's edits 19:20, 4 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:54, 4 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh;
And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous.
Billy Wigglestick, Henry IV, Part I
Yes, June indeed. Soon time for the shearing!! (... translates as "Mad Sheep Shearing") - there's a whole book if you're that keen: [54]!! ymennydd gwlanog (talk) 18:53, 8 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Musical interlude #7

[55] Often makes me think of Stackridge. Oh well, Bang Goes The Knighthood, I guess.

Honestly, what an old woman I'm going to sweep cobwebs beyond t'sky and I'll be back with you by and by..
[56] ah, what good taste!! although Herforsheere be a good lang a-mile from yer ol' Darzett patches, me dearies...!!
Arr that be loverly. But it ain't a 'patch' on this 'ere viddly-o..
I'm sure, deep down, we've all wanted to do that, from time to time, haven't we boys. I know I have (allegedly). Martinevans123 (talk) 21:37, 9 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
[57]
"Fuckin' bedwetta' I want ya sweater
Sell it on forsby markets for a tenner
Probably wont get that much
It's fuckin' fruit of loom, init'
(No one buys fruit o' loom any more)."
Holy shit, that guy looks a lot like a troll!!!
....or, maybe not. Arhhh! Saint Jon Herington strikes again:[58], Owchhhh, that one's tight. "Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail." just utter class
Ha ha! Devvo is brill, reminds me of MC Pitman.[59] "Make ya get naked in a supermarket in Grimsby, strokin' a zebra, singin' Uptown Girl"

why do you undo my edits? both people were charged with terrorism offences...--Loomspicker (talk) 18:57, 10 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

"well holy shit, every article edit you do gets reverted for some sensible reason." Martinevans123 (talk) 20:04, 10 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
never mind.
arh, look.... one musical genius talking about another: [60].

Pennines

I think it is pretty much the long established wording - I haven't checked back thoroughly, but here is the wording from last year. It seems to me reasonable to say that the Pennines "separate", broadly, the NW of the country not just from the NE (that is, Northumberland and Durham) but from Yorkshire - which is really a region unto itself, not part of the NE. Anyway, much of the Pennines is (are?) administratively in the NW and the NE regions, as well as in Yorkshire. So, yes, that part of the IP's edit looked OK to me. Ghmyrtle (talk) 13:48, 11 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Fair enough. The simpler the better, as far as I'm concerned. It can be tricky describing a geographical feature in administrative terms. I had thought it might be better simply to state which counties include part of the Pennines. By the way, still no response to my request at the picture lab about the lead image. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:01, 11 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I've nudged them again. User:Nilfanion is good on things like this - maybe a direct word? Ghmyrtle (talk) 14:28, 11 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Have left a note. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:56, 14 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
M62 motorway Libanus tribute track: [61] Martinevans123 (talk) 12:15, 16 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Clocks

Got a wee problem. I was just about to create an article on Wimborne Minster Astronomical Clock, when another user came along and started the entry (really badly). I checked his contribs. and he's been going crazy starting astro-clock articles (which needed to be done) but the articles are simply atrocious (poor spelling, punc, factual errors, etc.) The worst thing has been that in several cases, I found whole paragraphs copy-and-pasted from websites, which have then been mis-attributed to offline sources. I left a message with some examples on his talkpage but I very much doubt he will respond.

It's extra worrying given that he's been here for over seven years, and I'm almost frightened to go further back through his history (mainly churches and trams). I'd hate to report him, but I think it's getting beyond what I can sort out myself. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 17:35, 15 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

How curious. He's worse at dab links than I am! Obviously editing in good faith. You could try emailing perhaps? But difficult to be tactful. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:43, 15 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I'll just plough on and keep fixing the articles up. Gives me something to do I guess. At least astronomical clocks is a relatively interesting area, but as for the 'Bus-route Brigade', someone at the 'Hive of Knuckle-dragging Malice'TM said that they were worse than Scientologists, and that one should avoid them like the William Hague! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 18:25, 15 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yep, trams leave me a bit numb.
But this is quite amusing: [62] and convincing.
I've got a couple of mates who really need to watch that. This newly released audio should put the issue to bed. -- A Drama-troll on Tramadol
tuuuuuuuuuune!! Jules "bangin'" Verne

Irrelevant herring break

Newly released video of Batman relaxing at home.[63]

"This is how American users typically edit Wikipedia." <- insert English Admin name of your choice ->
"And this is how American popular musicians typically make works of genius:" [64] - a masterpiece!
... and so, was Peg a gospel blues, or not: [65] ? - I swear those alternative chords, at 6:48 - 6:58, are straight out of Thrill / Ecstacy!!

Small world.. -- Simon Byrne

lmfao. "Turns out, no relation at all... so I just head-butted him and he got taken away." I'm sure any blood relation would be just that, quite soon. You never know who's out there, do ya, now? Martinevans123 (talk) 18:25, 15 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Ben again

I smiled at your comment about being "a bit previous". I've tied myself in knots trying to write about "Britten 100" events yet to come as though they had already taken place, which they will (mostly) have done by the time this article gets to FAC. Honestly, I don't know what month we are in any more! Regards. Tim riley (talk) 19:25, 17 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Those brave souls on the shingle are probably hoping it's June (perhaps!) haha.
"O pity those who try to bring
"A shadowed life into the sun." ? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:30, 17 June 2013 (UT

I think it's more a case of "Tim Riley's gone dotty and Tim Riley's gone potty, and scored an own goal." Tim riley (talk) 22:41, 17 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Get-outta-here!! You've polished that article until it shines! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:53, 17 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
What a pleasing comment! Thank you so much, but please polish too, as and where you feel inclined. Tim riley (talk) 23:42, 17 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

The Company of Heaven

The Company of Heaven was started, I would like to add but don't have time right now, improvements welcome, - for BB --Gerda Arendt (talk) 22:38, 19 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Ooo, thanks for telling me, Gerda. That looks very good already. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:42, 19 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, thanks to Nikkimaria and Tim, matching the pic on top of this page nicely. - It would make a good DYK, "shouting male chorus" / "first composition by Britten for Peter Pears", - but now I discovered too late that it was started, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 22:12, 21 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Gallows humour

A couple of candidates for the List of unusual deaths from the wonderful Newgate Calendar: MARTIN CLENCH AND JAMES MACKLEY -- Hillbillyholiday talk 09:10, 21 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Like the French women knitting at the base of "Madade Guillotine", I hear the faint click-clack of Red Pens of Doom being sharpened, even as we speak... Martinevans123 (talk) 09:28, 21 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"You wanna badger me? Yo man, how much money you got?" -- Hillbillyholiday talk 10:06, 21 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Boy howdy! I struck me pure fools' gold!

I only found thissy here site last night, but it already looks like I've got a lot of transliteritating ahead.. Grab yerself a spade and get diggin' boyo!! -- Hillbillyhighwayman

Sarah Stanley (female soldier)
Clench & Mackley (shambolic hanging)
Lewis Jeremiah Avershaw (rogue)
Dennis Collins (curmudgeon)
James Turnbull (mint teef)
Riot at Sadler's Wells theatre
Thomas Savage (moiderer)
Mul-Sack the highwayman
Jonathan Simpson (highwayman)
Edward & Joan Bracey (Bonnie and Clyde on horseback)
Goodness me. Shocking, indeed. You are to Wikipedia what the fracking shale-gas industry is to domestic energy supply. Gosh, that Dennis Collins (curmudgeon) sounds like a likely candidate for RfA, doesn't he?! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:31, 21 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia and it's public domain sources.
The Golden Farmer, an acid-tongued Welsh highwayman
William Brunskill, prolific executioner
Aniseed Robin, hermaphrodite gin-slinger
Alexander Scott, victim of a hoax
John Holloway and Owen Haggerty

Fracking hell, I can't stop!! It's a good job I'm losing the internet soon, I really need to step outside, get some fresh air and maybe work on my tan.. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 20:06, 23 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

You got quite a way to go, dude.

"Hello Possums!"

Strewth. I see you've had to make yet another visit to the teeny-tiniest village in SouthWest Dorset. It won't be long before you know it like the back of your hand (which is probably about the same size)... PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 11:51, 22 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

How very dare you!! I've known a few fine bosons in my time, I can tell you!! And if I do ever visit, I hope I notice it. I guess "small" is a bit subjective. But putting it in South Dorset seemed a bit much!!
Their removal of cited content is also a bit aggravating. I left a friendly? instructive? slightly bossy note on the talk page of their most recent IP address, suggesting that the article's talk page might be a better venue for discussing changes. Something tells me however that the chances of them heeding or even reading it (they use different IP addresses) are rather, ahem, small. PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 12:52, 22 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
teeny-tiny.
Do you think if I put this in the article, our 'small' friend would apply their usual adjectival appellation..? PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 21:35, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Fine specimens! I can see why the photographer calls himself "Jim Champion". Martinevans123 (talk) 21:40, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I missed that! A worthy name. But perhaps he wouldn't want to be this kind of champion? PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 22:21, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Arh, yes the well-known "Shepherd’s Shemozzle" - wasn't that the famous Dorset Jazz Club where "Python" Lee Hornblower and Artie "Gonad" Jackowitz and the Jazz Jackaroos used to hang out? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:28, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
...and not forgetting Rick "Hanging Brain" Hardcastle and the club MC, (Don't You Touch My) Pelotas Pete.... PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 22:51, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
yes indeed, as well as Bill "Scrotie" Williams on French horn and Benny "Big Boy" Henderson (who could "swing his bag" with the best of them, I seem to recall). Also the inventive Jimmy "Jewels" Johnson on bongos (very popular with the ladies) and the very lively "T-Bag" Smith on maracas. Ah, those were the days! Martinevans123 (talk) 14:24, 24 July 2013 (UTC) p.s. I still often like to sink my teeth into a nice juicy Vicar of Winkfield now and then.[reply]
There once was a mason named Mullions
Who lived with near permanent "fullie-on"s
When asked how this was,
He said, "It's because
Of these lovely warm hands round me cullions".

Vicar of Portesham ("'e's not small!)

Might interest you, being a fellow sheep shagger!♦ Dr. ☠ Blofeld 18:11, 23 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Oh! What's occurrin'?! Tidy!! I have seen those sheep pens a few times, I can tell you. All sadly gone now, of course. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:59, 23 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
[66]

A Threat?

I also see that your User page has a note, dated 3 April 2013, which says: "This User is no longer active due to aggressively unfriendly editors / admins with serious WP:OWN issues." But it seems that you are quite active, so you might like to review that advice.

Is that a threat of some kind? A suggestion that if I don't clam up, you'll do something? How unkind, ungentlemanly, and really, uncivilized. Clearly the idea of Wikipedia being inclusive is something that you do not embrace. =//= Johnny Squeaky 22:32, 23 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Who's posting on my Talk Page, here? One editor or two? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:36, 23 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Are you the editor who very kindly removed the "vandalism" on Johnny Squeaky's page? How very gentlemanly. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:40, 23 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Location of Dog and Duck

After giving up on trying to find an accurate location for the Dog and Duck I've stumbled into the ideal web site. I haven't really understood how it works but use http://www.locatinglondon.org/index.html and type "Dog and Duck" into "Quick place search" and you'll get a marker very near the tavern on John Rocque's 1746 map. Drag and enlarge. Then use the drop down menu at the top right of the map to select, say, Map or Satellite. They seem to have gone to a lot of trouble to line up the maps to GIS by removing distortions in Rocque's map. It's magic! And the answer? I'll leave that to you! Thincat (talk) 16:22, 24 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

How amazing. And very useful! So that's where it was. I guess we can now update the article to relfect that. It just shows how far modern roads are from their 1746 pre-cursors. Many thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:18, 24 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

RE: Mindbending

It's a good idea, but I don't know who's who. Right now I'm busy in Photoshop editing more pics from Billboard, but I guess I can look for them on Google Images later. --viniciusmc 22:08, 27 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

If you have time, that would be great. But the addition of an image there is a great improvenment. Looks like you have found a good source there. Many thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:11, 27 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yeah, I just begun to search and it looks like I hit a goldmine... lots of pictures from "forgotten" acts. Thanks, glad you liked my userpage (that painting used to scare me as kid). --viniciusmc 22:33, 27 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Another unusual death?

From "Cheeky Freak of the Week" segment on XFM's The Ricky Gervais Show (31 May 2003):

Karl: The little Freak of the Week, Cheeky Freak of the Week, we've gone for this Siamese lad.
Ricky: (laughs) You can't have a Siamese lad can you?
Karl: Alright, yeah, Siamese twins, happened back in 1693.
Steve: Oh he's got a date, blimey! That's the first time ever.
Karl: And all it was, he was doing alright for himself, he's used to go on like those circus things they used to do..
Ricky: They!
Karl: So anyway they were doing alright and it all went wrong when he crossed the road got run over, the lad with 2 heads got run over, that's it.
Steve: What! How is that Cheeky Freak of the Week?
Karl: Just because it got my interest and I kinda thought why didn't he look both ways?
Ricky: Karl Pilkington you are a genius.

Now I'm sure you will agree that Mr Pilkington is a highly respected and totally trustworthy source, and that the story deserves a place in everyone's favourite list. Unfortunately, I have yet to uncover any corroborative evidence for this bizarre tale. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 01:57, 29 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

An excellent source - with the advantage that we get two entries for the price of one. But I can imagine the response from RedPilkingtonOfDoom: "Very commonplace. Siamese twins get run over all the time". Martinevans123 (talk) 09:07, 29 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Teenager dies after masturbating 42 times? -- Hillbillyholiday talk 04:13, 11 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

".. attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age." Poor lad. I know just how he feels. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:25, 11 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
And species? Just found a way more unusual death-related tale.. I'm willing to make an exception to my tabloid vendetta for this doozy. Full story here! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 07:39, 11 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Any article which has: "Primate fan Brian Clowes, who along with wife Beryl keeps two macaques at his Crewe, Cheshire, home.." deserves a place at Wikipedia, obviously. But apparently the monkey survived his ordeal with the "Poltergeist Prince of Pop". Not sure this one would get past old RedPen. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:39, 11 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

The Britten article is now at peer review. Following our recent fruitful exchanges I hope you have time and inclination to look in at the PR. All comments gratefully received. Tim riley (talk) 17:34, 1 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Love for a Stranger. Thanks for the disambiguation (mea culpa). As for the date it's the usual dilemma between date of writing/composing/filming and date of release. Happy to stick with 1937, though. Tim riley (talk) 20:19, 12 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
No worries. I just posted at Brian's page.... Martinevans123 (talk) 20:25, 12 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

DYK for Sheep farming in Wales

The DYK project (nominate) 00:02, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

A - G

Love this on your user page. All too true. Can you archive some of your talk page? It makes for slow editing and loading. PumpkinSky talk 21:51, 7 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, I certainly will. I rely on manual archiving. Thanks for the prompt. Sorry about the silly edits. I just can't take our wonderful encyclopedia seriously (any more)! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:56, 7 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
It is very hard anymore isn't it? PumpkinSky talk 22:16, 7 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I knew his sister lol. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:20, 7 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Hello, Martinevans123, and thank you for your contributions!

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Not sure how this could be paraphrased to avoid copy-vio. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:41, 10 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Wearisomely verbose old book titles for the win!

*The Newgate Calendar: Comprising Interesting Memoirs of the Most Notorious Characters who Have Been Convicted of Outrages on the Laws of England Since the Commencement of the Eighteenth Century : with Occasional Anecdotes and Observations, Speeches, Confessions, and the Last Exclamations of Suffers, Volume 3. 1825.

Your move.. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 16:44, 12 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
[67] - a mere " 3,999 characters (with spaces) or 670 words." Martinevans123 (talk) 16:56, 12 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Foul! Old books only please! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 17:05, 12 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
It's really old! It's actually printed on stuff called paper!! Martinevans123 (talk) 17:29, 12 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Is that an Undertaker's manual?! Martinevans123 (talk) 18:35, 12 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Moschlist

It is a possibility, but I am not sure - I am wondering at the moment whether instruments and genre should be linked, or whether this is WP:OVERLINK. Best, --Smerus (talk) 13:33, 14 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, I'm not sure either, especially (and usually, I suspect) if they are linked in the article main body. I also notice that some lists link every instance (e.g. of genre, record label, other artists, etc.) while some link only the first. If the lost is in a sortable table, of course, there is more argument for linking every instance, as you never know what will be on top. And with a long table like this one you might have to navigate off the page to see a link. But I'll leave it entirely up to you. By all means add a rationale at the top while you have it still in your sandbox, if you want - and then the hoards of drive-by-Moschelites will know what to do! Martinevans123 (talk) 13:48, 14 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

KItchen foil

He is one of the great heros in my own I-Spy book. If you are so inclined and have any spare time do consider jotting down any thoughts here, which seems to have gone to sleep after an early flourish. Best, --Smerus (talk) 04:40, 16 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

and listen to some of the Alkan here, as well as elsewhere.....--Smerus (talk) 05:24, 16 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Newport Castle

I just recently added "in use" (see this version) because I'm making additions/edits that cross multiple sections.

Would you like to take control for a bit? Or, have me let you know when I switch back to "under construction" because I'm not crossing multiple sections?--CaroleHenson (talk) 19:18, 17 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Either way is fine for me. To avoid edit conflicts, I'm holding off on editing for a bit. I can keep researching.
I added a section to Talk:Newport Castle re: close paraphrase and use of brackets/parenthesis.--CaroleHenson (talk) 19:37, 17 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
No, I don't need control of anything, thanks. I was just making the odd minor edit as invited by the "under construction" template. Sorry I had not realised it was now "in use" - we should have a different colour for that one! Martinevans123 (talk) 19:39, 17 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
p.s.I am still a bit stumped by the note "It is accessible by A4042, A48, A468 and M4". Is this some kind of handy route? There any many other roads by which it may be reached, but I don't see how one puts them in order of significance, or in geographical order, or whatever. I mean, very simply, one needs to just get to Newport, by whatever roads are appropriate, and then one will find the castle next to the A4042!? Do you see what I mean? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:48, 17 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yep, I agree "in use" and "under construction" look alike!
I removed the note, you're right - it looked funny in there.--CaroleHenson (talk) 20:04, 17 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Oh, I meant to say that I very much appreciate your edits and input!--CaroleHenson (talk) 20:05, 17 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
You're very welcome. I've always felt a little protective of the little castle in my home town. Or the fragments that are left of it, at least. Compared with the other, much more magnificent, castles of Wales, she always gets rather over-looked and forgotten. Like a very elderly and infirm great-aunt who can no longer even remember herself how grand she must once have been. It's a wonder she hasn't been washed away by the Usk, after all these years. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:10, 17 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Well, I've finished the changes I intended to make. I hope we've done your "great aunt" proud.--CaroleHenson (talk) 03:43, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

It's amazing what can be achieved by the judicious placement of a couple of high-voltage electrodes, lol. But good to see other editors now taking an interest. Were you considering a DYK nomination for your efforts? Martinevans123 (talk) 10:26, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Hi, thanks. Yes, I was pleasantly surprised to see the edits, too. I hadn't thought about a DYK, but that's a good idea. A tag line doesn't immediately come to mind, but I'll think about it.--CaroleHenson (talk) 16:24, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"Did you know.... that a few bits of crumbly old Newport Castle have stood for over 600 years without being conveniently washed away by the murky River Usk?" A. P. Hilistine, Newport City Planning Dept.

(Someone's not) going with the flow...

On a quiet day, the template which someone's added to the first sentence of this page could cause small ripples of mirth amongst fellow pleb editors.... PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 02:06, 18 July 2013 (UTC) (Though I see someone else has since removed the template, so obviously not everyone experienced the ripples....) PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 08:00, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Good morning PCW. Odd isn't it? Read the above. Could not make head or tail of it. Then went here to reply to Withdrawal symptoms ... and what do I read ...
Best wishes to you and Martin  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|08:08, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  • Flow is a planned (2013) improvement[dubiousdiscuss] to talk pages and other non-article workflows in the MediaWiki software.

Added by Blueboar -- Hillbillyholiday talk 08:11, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I can see a slight irony there. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:24, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome back, Mr Griffith-Jones! You missed the Pricasso-gate business! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 08:16, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Ha, ha!
What a welcome ... still in shock. Many thanks for that Hillbilly!  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|08:26, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I think you may have also missed “arsehole-gate”. But you’re not allowed to slip back until 31st July, Gareth!! You’re safer off out of it!! Martinevans123 (talk) 08:33, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
“arsehole-gate”? -- Hillbillyholiday talk
Ouch! Poor little car.
You're right, Martin, but I had been away from WP for seven weeks. What has been going on in my absence!? –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|13:38, 18 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Well, Buzzard, apart from the Pricasso palaver on commons, WP and elsewhere — we also had this worldwide story
And of course, it's a mere coincidence that just before the Visual Editor was rolled out, another of our esteemed editors' went on vacation! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 21:57, 19 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Terrific links ... great catch-up. Intrigued with the {{U| formatting  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|22:11, 19 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Photos

Hi Martin, I saw your note on talk:Newport Castle that you uploaded some new photos of the castle. It's still nearly six weeks off, but in September the UK is participating in Wiki Loves Monuments. Would you be interesting taking lots and lots of photos (and then a few more) and uploading them to Commons during the competition? The focus is one Grade II and II* listed buildings, and as you can see from Grade I listed buildings in Monmouthshire and Grade II* listed buildings in Monmouthshire, Monmouth has its fair share, and even if a building already has photos on Commons, the more the merrier. Nev1 (talk) 13:50, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

You mean mine are actually any good? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:52, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
They certainly are, and I particularly like those of the watergate. The amount of detail you can make out in this photo is excellent, and we didn't have anything at all from this angle before. That new angle makes the pyramidal buttresses at the base of the tower next to the watergate clearer, so that you can see their similarity to buttresses at Goodrich Castle. A similarity I hadn't noticed before, but which has been noted in reliable sources.
Anyway, if that's not put you to sleep: if you're at a loose end come September it would be great to have you taking more photographs. Nev1 (talk) 20:41, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Lol, as if I was looking for compliments! I'll see what I can do. But, as you know, I am extremely self-serving and unreliable when it comes to wiki-edits and especially uploads! Especially after all my prized outdoor studies were mercilessly geworfen auf die Müllhalde by the seething porno-fest that Commons has now become... rant, rant...Martinevans123 (talk) 20:52, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Criticism of NTSB by ALPA

Please come to Talk:Asiana_Airlines_Flight_214#Criticism_of_NTSB_by_ALPA. 75.210.76.122 (talk) 21:19, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Dear anon Verizon Wireless ip, many thanks for the warm invite, but I fear I might get called "a troll" again. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:25, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, yes. I wouldn't hold your comment "You're saying that ILS is of no benefit to anyone in VMC?" against you. I think we all agree that ILS has no relevance to this specific crash even though it is of benefit to many in VMC. But if you inject irrelevant questions such as "Are you saying that ALPA should never back pilots?" or "Are you saying that ALPA should not criticize the NTSB?", I might call you a troll. The question that needs to be answered is whether the premature "controversy" started by ALPA has any encyclopedic value to the article. 75.208.16.211 (talk) 21:43, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Better ask someone who isn't a troll, then. Good job I've made no interjections. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:47, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Here you interjected the "troll" topic which is relevant only if you admit that the hypothetical questions I gave as examples of trolling are in fact pretty much the basis of your support for the current text in the crash article. 75.208.16.211 (talk) 21:54, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
My page, my relevance... and I'll "admit" to nothing thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:02, 22 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
If you seriously are withdrawing your opposition to deleting the subsection, that's all I need to know. Thanks. 75.208.16.211 (talk) 02:23, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I see no good reason for it to be deleted. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:27, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

optician

Must be that one, he never wrote an opera himself, I think. Sorry to have been absent, I am in the thralls of a very tedious arb com.--Smerus (talk) 14:29, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks, I thought not. Yes, The Opthalmologist - what a curious name for an opera! No worries about your absence. ArbCom, really? How exciting! lol... I must catch up on the latest dramah. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:45, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ah yes, should have guessed - little boxes. A classic statement. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:41, 23 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Fanny Lovell's Musical interlude

[68] Well ah put you behind the wheel of a deuce and quarter, yes ah did.....!

[69] The original and best - wow, Paul Martinez looks like he just got back from a stint with this bunch!! Shockingly good brass section middle 8 here, with ace sax and trumpet riffs. A gem.

Great selection as always guv'nor. Ere, you'll never guess who I had in the back of my cab last night, and you won't bloody Lovell Augustus Reeve what the dirty Charlie Ronce was up to n'all.. Nearly dropped me bacon sarnie! Apparently it's the in thing. What's this world comin to, eh? -- Hillbillyholiday talk 11:15, 1 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Strike a light, me ol' china! Looks like the "In popular culture" section of a certain article is about to get a "major uplift." Mind you, I'd rather be grinding darn at Sainsies than signing-on darn the bleedin dole, mate) Martinevans123 (talk) 11:39, 1 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Well, stone me! guv'nor, I also 'ad that Jona Lewie Boon-Well in me sexy black cab an' all, last nite. Blimey! what a mess ... razor blades and dog's eyeballs everywhere. And 'e 'ad this very dodgey mate, Jack Pervert or sumfink - all covered in ruddy leaves he was. But 'e's all the rage on YouTube apparently!! Martinevans123 (talk) 12:36, 1 August 2013 (UTC) ....did someone mention magnets??[reply]
Gordon Bennett! These blimmin' frogs have got some nerve comin' over ere, slicin' up eyeballs and what 'ave you. Most of 'em can't even speak the Queen's English.. Still, that autumn leaf palaver's a right barrel of laughs innit though? Sometimes you just gotta take a deep breath, then go outside and "play with a child." -- Hillbillyholiday talk 20:44, 1 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"How very Aberdare you! Who, dear? Me, dear? English, dear? No, dear!!" Still, that Jimbo, eh, he's such a sweetie, ain't he. Quite the kindly old patriarch! Allegedly. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:03, 1 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
All hail the king! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 22:32, 1 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
... and news just in from the Icke channel ... apparently, Prime Minister Ted Heath abused school-boys supplied to him by Sir Jimmy Savile, and then murdered them by throwing them overboard from his yacht "Morning Cloud", or at least according to secret-service cognoscenti Barrister Michael Shrimpton (see YouTube, passim) ... (... not that you are interested in this kind of crazy MI5 conspiracy-theory stuff.) Martinevans123 (talk) 09:50, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
and a little further south than Tulsa .. but not by much ... (most favourite Chuck Leavell piano solo) .... and even better live from 3:24, just boogie mastery (also features one more silver dollar).
Mmm, hotter than hell and half of Georgia! One of my desert island discs is a lovely live slice of vintage speedcore-jazz that's pretty much one long solo.. -- Lino Hampton]
"Lino" - I've caught all your best cuts! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:44, 3 August 2013 (UTC) .... and this, from 1975, is just soooooo good. Hottest brass section. So tight. Punchy handclaps. How brilliant. And guess what, 36 years later... still brilliant.[reply]
Meanwhile, also in 1975, live in a pub in Finland ...
Definitely improved with age, she cookin with chilli sauce daddy-o. Gotta watch out for them cougars! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 02:13, 6 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Good morning Martin,
Did you watch this today?
Any thoughts on improving this article? Please reply there. Cheers!  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|08:53, 24 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Well, I certainly refuse to reply here, that's a fact! Martinevans123 (talk) 18:00, 24 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ha! Outrageous indeed  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|18:10, 24 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Welcome back Gareth! Only joking, as usual. I hope you had a good break. Six weeks a year ought to made mandatory. I'll certainly try and go for a quick tramp in the woods, as they say. Regards. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:20, 24 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks for that! Be glad if you would  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|18:45, 24 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you

Just a quick note to say "thank you" for your encouragement and support. BTW, I agree with your position on the ALPA comments controversy. EditorASC (talk) 17:56, 24 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Long live John Weldon

[70]. A sad day, but thankfully he lives on. And maybe he really does

Great track! Love it! Although ...
... I don't understand your post here
Cheers!
Gareth Griffith-Jones|The Welsh Buzzard|
A space makes all the difference ... [71]  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|17:56, 27 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, there was a bit of a hiatus over at the article, until User:Bongwarrior finally became convinced it wasn't a hoax.
oddity....
[72] [73] [74] The man was a genius.
Mmm nice! I only just heard the sad news and went to add a quote to his bio, should've guessed you'd be editing it as well! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 00:13, 28 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
[75] Sheesh, had also forgotten how good this album was!
"Mama, mama, here come Doctor Dark
Horse clippin', clappin' 'n his ol' hooves makin' sparks"
They called him the breeeeeeeeeze.....

Long forth farm

Yep see Longforth Farm I,m currently on holiday in Italy on flakey Internet connection so feel free to expand with latest.— Rod talk 19:45, 27 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Many thanks Rod, I had no idea! And I hope you are having a great time. Very best wishes. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:07, 27 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Chuckles

Thanks for the chuckles... We all need that now and then. Love your subtle sense of humor. EditorASC (talk) 00:08, 29 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I'm so glad it's lost on some. Martinevans123 (talk) 00:11, 29 July 2013 (UTC) [76][reply]
The Civility Barnstar
I was just reading through some old discussion on talk page of John Demjanjuk and wanted to recognize you for your amazing civility (at least in the segment of discussion that I viewed). Wow! Azx2 05:12, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Lovely Michelle Merkin

Mmmm? You being civil ... Gosh!
Cheers!  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|05:18, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Postscript: @ Azx2
I like your User page ... I too am a great admirer of the female form ... (especially Michele Merkin)  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|05:26, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Gareth Griffith-Jones, I'm delighted to learn of another admirer of Michele Merkin, though I imagine there must be many thousands of us! And with respect to the civility of User:Martinevans123, the discussion I was reading tonight was well over a year old! So I can't speak for current civility, or lack thereof! lol... Azx2 05:59, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ha Ha! He gets worse by the day  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|06:13, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Wow, indeed. Is this the sort of thing one gets to see on WikiProject Cycling?? I must join - she can pump up my tyres any day. Stupendous arches there. And some very tasty flying buttresses. Love to check out those voussoirs. Many thanks Azx2. But these days I'm just incredibly rude. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:32, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
On top form with the links, are we? With apologies to a certain joke shop owner and manager. Great to have so much laughter in the Buzzard household. Cheers to you, Martin and Azx2!  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|11:05, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"...joke shop??...two pairs of plastic tits in the window, jar of fart sweets on the counter...no mate, it's the bloody butcher's!": [77] Martinevans123 (talk) 11:29, 2 August 2013 (UTC) ...sorry, Ivan, that joke was terrible.[reply]
LOL! Tough crowd in here! "Take my wife—please!" (With apologies to Henny Youngman.) Speaking of my wife though, have you seen this lovely of Michelle Merkin? She's divine (or at least she was, like six years ago. Not sure now...)! Azx2 15:35, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Now, for some reason, she's just not in my very thumbed copy of Penthouse Top 200 Centrefolds. I must have been thinking more of this divine lovely, sob. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:46, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Wow - who would've thought that all this could come from a Nazi-camp guard, and a simple barnstar? lolz. lolz, indeed... ;) Azx2 17:15, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Jivvens! This page gets more nuts by the minute.. -- Bigtittyhappyday
Cripes!, indeedy-doody !!
Amen! Seems the place is over-run with mincing oafs.
Minced oath? Would that be made into a watchman's pie?  –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard|07:32, 4 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Hello, Martinevans123. You have new messages at Ghmyrtle's talk page.
You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

. And good grief! Not what I was expecting to find here. I'll just check again.... Ghmyrtle (talk) 15:48, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I blame that stream of dodgey notification messages, officer. With such great European Statesmen in the news, I thought I'd better join in. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:57, 2 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
actually, am on pills for me neerves...

A different RFA

Hehe. I like the cartoon. That may be Darwinbish's slow-witted brother, fourth from the left. Mutatis mutandis it made me think of a New Yorker cartoon somebody sent me the other day (on paper). It shows a couple sitting in a restaurant, regarding — without enthusiasm — a fish with a broad smile on its face. Caption: "They say it's all the antidepressants in the water." Bishonen | talk 21:11, 5 August 2013 (UTC).[reply]

lol [78]

Sorry to disappoint you on this one. For what it is worth, I immediately phoned my GP, one Dr. Johnny Feelgood, who confirmed that he always uses a full stop. After every sentence and abbreviation. Pretty conclusive, don't you think ?! Tsk. I really must stop being frivolous - this is an encyclopaedia for Pete's sake. Cheers,

Derek R Bullamore (talk) 20:23, 12 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Cripes!! I 'ad that full stop done once, mate. But luckily my doc got reversed (over). Martinevans123 (talk) 20:28, 12 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

England retain archived ashes....

"Oh, it's ignorance alright...."

It might be argued that, since the weather played such a decisive role in forcing at least a draw, this Ashes series result should be seen as less significant than in other years. That question can only really be answered by considering the quality of play in the remaining matches. Of course, England could still win the series 4-0, or 3-1, couldn't they?”
You could argue that, but you would be wrong. And I know the players and true fans won't see it that way.
Ashes 2013: England will win the series 4-0 now but Australia will be devastated. So who is this Michael Vaughn character? He can’t be a real player can he, whoever he is? Guess he’s not a "true fan" either!

That secret bat-cave list in full....

Yes. Those KGB-fabricated voice-actor Robinisms they didn't want you to hear....!!

  • Holy Jimbo Wales
  • Holy Reliable Source
  • Holy PROD
  • Holy Guantanamo
[79].... useful advice.
... useful advice? Mmmm yes. Rather a strangled voice ... and no picture sync.
"I liked the backing."
"Oil give it two"
"Oh, I say. That is rather good."
TheWelsh Critic06:46, 17 August 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Strangled voice?!! Surely you mean lilting Lancashire soft-rock balladeering?? But hey, this YouTube clip should interest you more.... [80].. amazed there is no article yet for Dog narcolpesy!!

Hi Martin. We seem to be misunderstanding each other on the Northern Sky page. Are you suggesting that Drake was not a seminal influence on UK 80s indie, on labels such as Sarah and the cassette movement, and that his weapy morosness did not underpin the whole c86 thing? I'm not asking this as a challenge bty, more interested in what you might have to say. Ceoil (talk) 11:16, 18 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Am sure that's quite accurate. And if you have a source for that statement that's fine. I only reverted two of your three edits as the edit changes, in the light of your edit summaries, made no sense to me - what does "get top fuck with ref ask" mean? Many thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:31, 18 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
And I see that you have removed "The song was included on the soundtracks to the romantic comedies Serendipity (2000) and Fever Pitch (2005)." with the edit summary "no". And that you removed the new para about the quartet that played at the Nick Drake Gathering with the edit summary "rm". I'm wondering if other editors might find it tricky to guess what your reasons were for those deletions. Regards. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:54, 18 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Surprised you being pissy about this, but fine. Regards yourself re removing trivia. Best. Ceoil (talk) 12:11, 18 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
PS, if your judging the quality of edits by the the spelling in the edit suammries - good luck with that. Ceoil (talk) 12:13, 18 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Sorry if you think asking for a source for an opinion is "being pissy". Yes, I hope I'm lucky with your edit summaries too. A secondary source might be found for that quartet? (e.g. here's one from the Worcester Music Festival: [81]) I think a whole group named after a song may be as notable as a song partly named after another song, especially if that group is closely connected to the Nick Drake "community". By the way, it's a Middle 8 not a middle 8th...
Your on the verge of saying actually! Thats the word that make me think...whaever makes you happy! Continue! In the delight of you! By the way, I poo poo you web sources, do not stoop to that level. Books, dear. Ceoil (talk) 12:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
... please remind me, if I ever read a book that has in it the phrase: "the finest ... to which Nick Drake ever lended his name", to take to back to the charity shop, thanks. lol Martinevans123 (talk) 20:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Hello? What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 09:06, 19 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Phew. Yes, this is Britain and everything's altight. Thank gawd for that truly uplifting boost, Billy. By jove!! I feel the point of deep crisis may have passed.... And, I'd like to just point out to everyone... "NO-ONE IS SHOUTING!!!" ALRIGHT??? GOT THAT??!!

This crap and that above is (which I've just read) is facetious, mean-spirited, and wholly unwarranted. What's the point? I mean really, does it make you feel better? The reason I have a retired tag is that it's impossible to work here without a fight, and all this does is prove a point that's really not necessary to prove. Can't you understand that not everyone spells well! Does the reason really need to be spelled out? Thoroughly disgusted seeing editors making fun of other editors! Victoria (talk) 21:59, 19 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Very sorry, Victoria, but you'l have to be a bit more specific - that whole edit history is crap? Or just my bits? This thread was started by Ceoil - is that crap too? I have no problem with bad spelling - mine's certainly bad enough - but not when I can't even understand what it means. But maybe it's secret code, yeah? p.s. I thought you had retired? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:11, 19 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Martin, check yourself. Least we forget, this started with a blind revert, then descented into baiting with snarky edit summaries, cruel talk page and highly personalised *shit* from you, and just rubbish from there. Dunno, its not your area, but still you wandered in and picked a fight. It would be appreciated if you just went away from the page; your contributions have been either confused or wrong, apart from the spelouing thing, which bots can look after, thank you very much. Ceoil (talk) 01:27, 23 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Dear Ceoil, I initially reverted two of your three edits because they did not appear to make sense to me. But could you please explain why this is "not my area" and how exactly bots can look after "the spelouing thing". Sorry that it's too late for me to just "go away" from the page. But I'm not sure why I should have to do that. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:43, 23 August 2013 (UTC) p.s. I asked Victoria, by email, to pass on my best wishes to you and to say I had no disrespect for your work. I do hope she did that.[reply]

ce, short hand for copy edit

I use it a lot. Probably could be more specific, but its a catch all. Cheers, --Malerooster (talk) 17:55, 21 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, same here - I do exactly the same. I only questioned that deletion edit because it hadn't reappeared after 17 whole minutes! Sorry for being a bit trigger happy there. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:11, 21 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
No worries. Does the article/lede look ok now? I am a huge Clapton fan but admit my ignorance when it comes to mr. Cale. I will be checking him out. I saw the neil young quote, who I also think is a g#d, so very impressed. --Malerooster (talk) 18:26, 21 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, Mr. Young is quite divine, isn't he. Most of JJ's stuff is so laid-back that, compared to Neil, he's practically asleep. I think the JJ Cale article is looking pretty good. Maybe it would benefit from the addition of some appraisals/ tributes that must have appeared in the obituaries after his death. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:47, 21 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Edit summaries?

How do I provide these after an edit? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Z07x10 (talkcontribs) 22:34, 21 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for asking. You kind of do it at the same time. Have a look here. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:37, 21 August 2013 (UTC) but don't forget to sign as well, lol! but yes, I've always found jack a bit hard to grasp as well, I must admit, sob.[reply]

So take Derrida, one of the grand old men. I thought I ought to at least be able to understand his Grammatology, so tried to read it...I found the scholarship appalling, based on pathetic misreading; and the argument, such as it was, failed to come close to the kinds of standards I've been familiar with since virtually childhood. Well, maybe I missed something: could be, but suspicions remain, as noted.--Noam Chomsky

Don't worry you're not the only one! -- Hillbillyholiday talk 05:55, 22 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yay! Me and gnome go way back, ya know... Martinevans123 (talk) 08:42, 22 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Lol, yes, he's long been the inspiration for my 'style'.. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 08:51, 22 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
(watching) revert, inspiration ... - today I was inspired to collect the typical myths about the unspeakable things we aren't supposed to mention for a month: what do you think? (Far from finished, but I am tired.) I come here, because wherever I looked I found nice bits from you, Martin ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 22:00, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Haha, what a great sortable list is that! Although am dismayed that none of the arguments are deemed to be both stupid AND ignorant!! And I thought I tended to be a bit subjective.... Martinevans123 (talk) 22:14, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

1970s new wave pop musical interlude

[82] classic pop!!

[83] and not!! sock-it to 'em Cerys, luv.
Thanks for the reminder of 2001, Hafjspagen: [84]. What a gem. Featuring wonderfully echoey Lol Coxhill!! Or was it 1972.
Gotta look on the left, look on the right
Gotta believe that there's something
[85] Face worker, a serpentine miner. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 14:53, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Cerys can do no wrong as far as I am concerned.
But there again
I'm too old now , I guess, to woo her now| — 18:55, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
The lovely Cerys.. Catatonia (with the Manics) was the first proper gig I ever went to. -- Hillbillyholiday talk 20:43, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
You lucky lad. What a "corker", as they say... always more of SuperFurries and a Phonics man myself, but the Manics had some bangin' choooooooonz init (particularly fond of Stole the Sun, even the pop versions, lol). Martinevans123 (talk) 21:41, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
You have great taste Gareth. I'm sure you're not to old, at all. What's more, you're never to old to be a gentleman. And I am very grateful that you are indeed one! Martinevans123 (talk) 19:03, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
That's very kind. Thank you Martin.
Post script: That Caravan track is rather good ... new to me ... thank you.
Cheers!
Gareth Griffith-Jones|The Welsh Buzzard| — 19:08, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
A great band. I loved all the Canterbury lot. In the Land of Grey and Pink one of the best albums ever made! Martinevans123 (talk) 20:31, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Karma

Fun isnt it, getting reverted. Wht goes around.... Ceoil (talk) 20:42, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

You've not just reverted me, you deleted the whole discussion. You deleted everyone's discussion. I didn't realise that you WP:OWNed that article. I'm really not sure that you are keen on collaborating. You've been incredibly rude and insulting. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:50, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"There’s rosemary, that’s for remembrance."
"Sage, denotes wisdom."
Painting from Koehler's Medicinal Plants (1887)
Rosemary Cheese (talk) 22:52, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
That's very pretty. Thank you. If I'd mentioned that, I'd probably have been given something to go with it and be told where to stuff it... Martinevans123 (talk) 22:58, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Just as long as that something doesn't make you cry whilst peeling it. Rosemary Cheese (talk) 23:05, 24 August 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Famous at last

Great post on UK Talk this morning from PCW!
Thought this would amuse you[86]
Cheers!
Gareth Griffith-Jones| The Welsh Buzzard: Cardiff born and bred | — 09:39, 2 September 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I've left Wikipedia, but you've done a fine job expanding this article. All the best. Nydas(Talk) 23:10, 3 September 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Just what is true, what else can you do

Mural

Could you keep an eye on Newport City Council? The campaign group are making persistent efforts to insert POV details (ungrammatically), so it could do with some extra eyes on it. Thanks. Ghmyrtle (talk) 20:42, 10 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for the tip off, Ghm. I'll certainly try. Public pages like wiki articles are obviously an easy target for those who want to vent their (probably well justified) anger. We've seen it all before, of course, with celebrity DJs, disgraced pop-stars, etc., etc., I can't see the council coming out of this mess at all well. People feel betrayed. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:56, 10 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
... and rail closures. You missed this recently whilst you were off somewhere galavanting, although PCW was aggrieved to not have been mentioned.
Welcome back!
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |21:33, 10 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
...yes, another hot potato. I guess tube trains are also things of beauty - especially in Watford. Thankyou, Gareth. I think an enforced month or two, away from Wiki, every year, would do many editors (like me) a lot of good. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:45, 10 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
That seven week break during this (great) summer did me a power of good.
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |21:53, 10 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I'm promising myself a seven week stint of editing wiki next year .... lol.
Never mind! We might be warring with Florence then ... gulp
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |08:12, 11 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Police took me down to the gaol

and they tied me to the wall. (66 bpm, go on count 'em)

Mmmm ... "lub-dub-ta"
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |08:02, 23 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, indeed. Might explain some of it's "core-wrenching elemental force."
That was bad luck ...
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |22:04, 12 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
No, it was reasonable grounds for stop and search, allegedly. But I actually got let off with a verbal caution, since (unlike po' Lightnin') I'm not black.
And here I am with a big file and no cake to hide it in.
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |22:21, 12 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
XXXX always comes in handy, I find, Mr Temple.
So the singing detective got you out, did he?
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |22:37, 12 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
He certainly did. Mr Gambon can do no wrong in my book. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:44, 12 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I bring home my packet, my white-collar money
I'm in a fist fight, she thinks she's Gene Tunney: [87]

DYK

Hi Martin, you are a co-author of the expansion of James Howe Carse at DYK. Thanks for joining in. Victuallers (talk) 12:17, 13 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

No worries, Bruce. The father/ brother question still a little perplexing and unclear, I think. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:21, 13 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Do have a go at this - it would appear that the two hemispheres disagree over the relationship. I've nominate Alexander Carse too - and pleased to see a copy edit or more Victuallers (talk) 18:39, 14 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Done a bit of tidying at Alexander Carse. But any idea why the YourPaintings there link gives me an error, when it seems fine in other artist's articles? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:29, 14 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Great presentation

Martin for you now you are running free!
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |21:24, 13 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Ah, that's very funny. Yes, Jimmy had a lovely gentle manner in his story telling. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:33, 13 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks

Thanks for the revert at Acomb. This looks like another incarnation of a suspected sockpuppet that is under investigation here. There is another suspect calling themselves York information displaying similar behaviour. However, they never do enough under the same name for long enough to provide quality evidence.Rimmer1993 (talk) 21:07, 15 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Their image edit at Bridlington, along similar concrete lines, also left quite a bit to be desired. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:14, 15 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

DYK for Alexander Carse

Orlady (talk) 08:02, 21 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

DYK for James Howe Carse

The DYK project (nominate) 00:03, 22 October 2013 (UTC)

Do you approve?

What is your verdict?
I am, expecting a "Well done!"checkY
Gareth Griffith-Jones| The Welsh Buzzard: Cardiff born and bred | — 15:34, 22 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

But of course!! "Very well done!"checkY It's like "rampant box mania" over there!! Martinevans123 (talk) 17:46, 22 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Ha, ha! Thankx!
— | Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh Buzzard |20:34, 22 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
... my own personal permanent fixture tribute...
Please donate generously (.... and add whatever you like!!):
  1. that old Fifth Beatle, again (sigh)
  2. just the 7 inches this time, Grace, sorry
  3. my own beautiful laundrette George Michael tribute (suitably low-grade video, yes!!) [88]
  4. hey sugar... do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do...
  5. a bit of a hit, apparently... (Leo gets the velvet treatment)
  6. Not the early one, That you can wish upon, Not the northern one, That guides in the sailors
  7. ... a prisoner of the white lines
  8. ... [89] what a classic
  9. ... [90] what a ridiculous suit
  10. ... [91] a charmingly light and deft chamber piece
  11. ... [92] ... then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars
  12. ... jus' coz... (most favouritist Jankel guitar solo(s) evva evva) (and even more brillianter live)!!
  13. ... an incessant driving backbeat, jazz syncopated piano (mmmm, those trills), sly vocal, soaring blues harp... just funk bliss

... and news just in: [93]

A barnstar for you!

The Barnstar of Good Humor
This dif made me smile, thank you. Matty.007 18:48, 23 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
"French justice for the lot of 'em, I say!" (not really)... and many thanks :) Martinevans123 (talk) 18:52, 23 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Vandal1 - Gloucestershire Warwickshire Railway

{{[subst:vandal1|Gloucestershire Warwickshire Railway}} Trying to avoid the 3 revert rule - Tut, Tut! Rgds, --2.101.109.104 (talk) 23:43, 24 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I think that old litter bin on Platform 2 is fair game, don't you? Martinevans123 (talk) 07:39, 25 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

NSA ITN nomination

The NSA spying-on-allies story really should go into ITN, but the current article, 2013 mass surveillance disclosures, runs to something like 19,000 words — which in hoary old newspaper terms would equate to more than 500 column-inches of type! Way, way too long and unwieldy.

Needed, a separate, much shorter article dealing mainly with the October reports of surveillance of heads of state, esp. Merkel — who at least according to some reports is really truly genuinely upset & not just engaged in "outrage theater," as some NSA apologists have smugly asserted. Sca (talk) 16:53, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for the message, Sca. Yes, I must admit I had thought exactly the same thing. Sounds an interesting little project, but I'm not sure I'm best placed to create such, as have no previous input to this subject. Any idea what the article should be called? Martinevans123 (talk) 17:02, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Well, the Germans call it the Handyüberwachungsskandal [94] — but I suspect that won't fly on English Wiki (Dass geht nicht, as Merkel said about spying on friends). I guess you'd have to go with something wooden like "NSA surveillance of foreign leaders." Sca (talk) 17:17, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
PS: Handyüberwachungsskandal translates as "Cell-phone surveillance scandal" — Handy being an adjective borrowed from English and used in German as a slang noun for cell- or smart-phone. Sca (talk) 18:08, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
SCA brought this to my attention, and I agree with the criticism and that separating out an article might be the perfect solution. As it stands we have the nom resting on the one sentence bullet point in the list. I cannot think of a useful title, but there were worldwide protests yesterday, including one in Washington attended by people across the political spectrum. This three minute news clip about the US and foregn protests might give you some good ideas. μηδείς (talk) 17:12, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Haha, I see. Are we inventing a little horse here to pull our little temporary ITN cart? Martinevans123 (talk) 17:46, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
The article is overlong, and the proper action would be to separate out subarticles. I didn't come here to advocate anything, but SCA invited comment. I won't commentfurther unless asked to. This article on the Merkel spying scandal might be useful http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/27/obama-knew-nsa-spying-on-merkel-and-approved-it-report-says-944692234/ μηδείς (talk) 17:50, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks, that's very kind Medeis. Sounds quite a job. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:28, 27 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

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Chemical compounds

FWIW, I AfDed it again lol pbp 00:19, 30 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Oh dear. I was hoping to start List of deaths caused by chemical compounds with unusual names. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:55, 30 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

AFD disruption

Enough. If I weren't involved in the AFD, I'd be stripping your "contributions" out and considering a block. Another Easter Egg link or surreal comment and I'll take it to ANI, where I'm quite confident that another admin will be happy to do the same.—Kww(talk) 01:23, 31 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for the impartial advice. Which one were you thinking of? Happy Easter to you too. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:40, 31 October 2013 (UTC) ".. motivated solely to make this AFD so long.."? What's my percentage of contributed bytes over there? And I've suggested that it's about time it was ended. These endlessly repeated AfDs are quite surreal aren't they.[reply]
How very heartwarming to discover that even being surreal is now considered by some to be a sanctionable offence. Strewth. Welcome to Wikipedia, Martin - we hope you enjoy making contributions and decide to stay. PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 10:39, 31 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Phew! That may be what being born in the Far East does to you,Ma'tin. — | Gareth Griffith-Jones |The WelshBuzzard| — 10:47, 31 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I've now adjusted my comment and left a translation for Kww. This may be seen as more disruption and trying to lengthen the RfD, of course. (Well by non-naive admins who can see I am the sole spokesman for the "keep camp" anyway (allegedly)). Martinevans123 (talk) 12:22, 31 October 2013 (UTC) p.s. if I get blocked, could I please request a naive admin to unblock me?[reply]
Might want to consider placing this {{humor}} template next time (?) — | Gareth Griffith-Jones |The WelshBuzzard| — 20:06, 31 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks for the tip, Gareth. Unlike yours, of course, much if not all of my pathetic "humour" is quite ungentlenmanly and relies partly on the shock value of a double-take. I like to flatter myself that some editors might take my surreal rantings as serious comment. Such a ploy often seriously backfires, alas. And I immensely admire editors who are simply consistently sincere and trustworthy. I guess, ideally, we'd all use "emotion markers" like we do with font: <sarc>, <irony>, <pity>, <disgust> etc. Smileys can be so unbecoming. I blame User:Hillbillyholiday, of course who has led me astray so diligently and now disappears, leaving me "like a patsy at the heist". Regardilons, Martinevans123 (talk) 15:14, 1 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
So true. I hate "smileys". They have the opposite reaction as far as I'm concerned. I like your "ungentlenmanly" and even more your "Regardilons" — | Gareth Griffith-Jones |The WelshBuzzard| — 09:10, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Snooping

Happy November! I emailed you a Reuters story about Snowden meeting with German MP Hans-Christian Stroebele. Here's the BBC on the same topic. [95] And here's Spiegel (English). [96]

Enjoy. Sca (talk) 14:55, 1 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Many thanks. I find snooping is obligatory at Wikipedia! It's a dog's life. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:20, 1 November 2013 (UTC) ... but good to see one of the good guys stepping in.[reply]
I added a mention with the BBC source as a ref, but am just adding to the size problem of course! Do'h. But I wasn't sure if it was better added into "Chronology" or in "Reaction > Europe" (Governments or Public am not sure). Martinevans123 (talk) 09:38, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
I thought you were working on a separate, shorter article.
"Germany and Brazil have asked the UN General Assembly to adopt a draft resolution calling for the right to privacy in the digital age." [97]
Sca (talk) 14:29, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Did you. Only in my mind alas. I went to Vienna remember, after that nasty TalkPage pincer movement. But there is a discussion over there about how to do it. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:42, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

"Loadsa Monet!"

Autumn on the Seine, Argenteuil by Claude Monet, 1873, oil on canvas

The batphone seems not to have left a message on your page Martin, which seems a bit remiss. As it's getting a bit late now for authentic vampire greetings, here's a nice autumn pic instead. Enjoy! PinkClouded-Light

Wow, how amazing. Tastier than a kebab even! Have seen his amazing Nymphéas at the Musée de l'Orangerie. Cataracts are just great aren't they, lol. Martinevans123 (talk) 00:33, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

AFD Editing

Please do not edit AFD discussions after an administrator has placed a {{closing}} tag on it, as you did at Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of unusual deaths (7th nomination). There was plenty of time to make your points before the deadline on the discussion. Thank you for your cooperation. Coffee // have a cup // essay // 11:07, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks, Coffee. I have posted a comment on your Talk Page. Was a deadline advertised? I see that the template was there for an hour. (In some cases a template is there only for 30 minutes?) I do hope other contributors don't feel cheated. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:15, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
The stated deadline per policy is after seven days of the creation of the discussion (this of course depends on the backlog). This can be found at WP:GD#Overview of the AFD deletion process, WP:GD#Closure and WP:DPAFD. The {{closing}} tag, does not state the tag should be ignored after an hour in longer cases: "If this page has not been edited for more than an hour, it is usually safe to remove this template. However, closing discussions involves weighing up and balancing evidence, Wikipedia's standards and policies, and editor consensus. If the debate is long, involves complex issues, or was acrimonious, please allow slightly more time." It's a matter of courtesy, if you feel that the administrator has left the tag there and does not intend on closing the debate, then it is usually best to leave a note on the admin's talk page inquiring about it before you edit the page. I understand not everyone is completely familiar with this process, so once again I'm not very concerned with it. But this is more for future reference. Coffee // have a cup // essay // 14:29, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks for the extra info - that's very useful for future reference. (I probably knew all that once!) Well, you gave yourself 1 hour and 9 minutes, which must be amazingly quick for such a long and convoluted discussion. I think part of the problem with the template wording is that it addresses two different groups - one editors (some of whom may feel that they still have more to say), the other admins who are concerned with getting it closed in a timely manner (especially if there is backlog)? But it isn't 100% clear as to which part applies to each. That's (one of) my excuse(s), anyway. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:54, 2 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Allez-vous en! Il chatouille

Allez-vous en! Il chatouille.!  —Madame Fanny La Fan| Nouvion, 'allo, 'allo! | — 11:01, 3 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Comment magnifique! A bientôt à Liste des longues barbes sur le monde? Martinevans123 (talk) 13:00, 3 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Mais bien sûr, mon camarade Gallois.  – The Welsh Buzzard 14:06, 3 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

A cup of tea for you!

A traditional striptease?
A traditional solution
So you succeeded to preserve that stuff for the afterworld. Not my cup of tea, but well done! Hafspajen (talk) 16:10, 3 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Why, how very kind. Thank you so much. But no, evidently I'm not the preservation expert there. I had non-naive admins on the brink of "stripping my "contributions" out and considering a block." (apparently) As well you must know by now, "Sloppy Pie", death by block is far from unusual in these parts. And as for the "underworld" ... that particular week of debate reminded me more of the Northern Line in November (- just call me Jack-far-too-Often-Back.)
hahaha, well glad you enjoyed it, then. (Traditional?? no way - she's not even wearing suitable attire for an RfD! Martinevans123 (talk) 00:01, 4 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  • Ha-ha yourself! Shoe throwing incidents? Wish I could throw a shoe on somebody on Wiki sometimes... But the question is - how do these people get home after they throw their shoes away... barefooted? Or do they have some spare ones? Or do they rush to the nearest shop... and by some new ones? and why aren't you in your bed? It is one o'clock, do you know that?

...Sloppy Pie Hafspajen (talk) 00:12, 4 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

  • Hej Sloppy Pie, hur mår du?! How amazing ... now's there's O.C.D. I can understand, especially with the sensible Brown Scapulars (and even on the end of a (non-Indian) rope, without a dead monkey). You are indeed an hour ahead of us. But when will this habit ever be discarded, I wonder?! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:48, 4 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Jag mår bra. All this this Daylight saving time habit is a secret conspiration to tur us all into cows. Then the cows are awake, than everybody MUST get up. Hafspajen (talk) 15:23, 5 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Having (almost) pulled her stocking off (see above: A traditional striptease?) why does she still have a seam down her leg? — | Gareth Griffith-Jones |The WelshBuzzard| — 19:56, 5 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Have you been looking at that pic rather closely then, eh Gareth? PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 21:10, 5 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
@ P.C.White Sorry officer, I have to confess to clicking on the little boxes to get the full picture
@ my new friend You Swedes have a reputation, you know ... the bohemian free-love tradition and all that! — | Gareth Griffith-Jones |The WelshBuzzard| — 22:55, 5 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks, Hafspajen, for the great links! I was reminded of how Terry used to *speak* Swedish after playing an ᗅᗺᗷᗅ Cheers! — | Gareth Griffith-Jones |The WelshBuzzard| — 09:17, 6 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
... apparently, it's "a modest dwelling for rural workers" (or so all of my Victorian Gay Mates tell me). Unless, of course, you're Swiss, or you're feeling a little industrious, or you like a bit of Sloppy Pie. But don't take my word for it - you need to ask a real cottager.

"Trying to avoid a topic ban"

Look, anybody from either side of the "unusual" AfD debates who wants to topic ban somebody from the other side primarily on their positions held in those debates should be trout-slapped. I don't support Kww topic banning you from AfDs like this. Likewise, I don't support Warden trying to topic ban me, Kww or TenPoundHammer. pbp

Yes, I'll look. Many thanks for your support, Purplebackpack89. I found your debating style at that RfD very lively! Martinevans123 (talk) 23:44, 3 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Please forgive

my belated reply to your post ([98]).Axxxion (talk) 15:30, 5 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks. I see a ray of sunlight over there. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:22, 23 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Bill Evans

Are you a fan? I'm a big fan of his, have most of his albums. ♦ Dr. Blofeld 22:16, 14 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, of course. What a huge figure. You lucky chap. Mostly as "sidesman" (whatever that is supposed to mean, haha}. KoB of course, which Davis later turned his back on so firmly. But surely The Blues and the Abstract Truth is a masterpiece. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:43, 14 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]


William Burges

Martin, thank you. As you can imagine, I'm ridiculously pleased he made it to the front page. The collaborative efforts of a number of us created an article worthy of TFA and worthy of him. I really think that's something. Now to my fifth Balvenie. All the best. KJP1 (talk) 22:55, 2 December 2013 (UTC)[reply]

The Wikipedia Library Survey

As a subscriber to one of The Wikipedia Library's programs, we'd like to hear your thoughts about future donations and project activities in this brief survey. Thanks and cheers, Ocaasi t | c 15:28, 9 December 2013 (UTC)[reply]

"'ere O'Khazi, mate. Blimey! I 'ad that Ron Carnegie in the back of my mobile cab-library last week. Just got out of "Bookwormwood Scrubs" 'e 'ad, an' all!" Nobby Kray (the lesser-known third Kray twin) (talk) 15:08, 10 December 2013 (UTC)[reply]
(Ocaasi, if this reply doesn't make much sense to you, don't be concerned - Martin's probably just channelling someone else at the moment...:) ) PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 16:37, 10 December 2013 (UTC)[reply]
fnaar, fnaar... yes, I thought that might catch your eye, Paley, me ol' china. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:46, 10 December 2013 (UTC)[reply]

[99] ou, peut-être, "la foulée de l'or"!! mais aussi ... le Baltimore maître de boogie-woogie !! (a real gem) "... you been diggin ma potatoes, throwin them peelins in ma yard..."

Could it be it's those birds of yours that have been diggin yo taties and throwin them peelins, hmm? I bet they're always hungry. Now, don't put your head in the sand, Mr 'eavens, you know it's best if you 'fess up. PC White